/sino/ 中文

China is fucking scum shit nation.

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>>69952279
rude and not true

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Choose my Chinese name:

>买那个

>哈拉比

>>69952863
sounds muslim desu

My Chinese name is 高金寶

>>69952863
那個pls

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i will not shit-posting here

>>69953373
Why not?

What is shitposting in Chinese?

Who let the german in charge of creating threads

>>69953622
發廢文
but sry don't do that

Felt like this was the most appropriate place to post this.

While browsing CNN for news on China, I saw that two Turkey arrested two Chinese nationals for the recent club massacre in Istanbul.

The suspects were obviously Uighur and not Han Chinese.

My question then is, how the fuck did they get Chinese nationality?

I thought Chinese government was having conflicts with the Uighur minority in Xinjiang. So, when pregnant Uighur mother brings her baby to Chinese hospital, our government still helps them to give birth? And not only that but give them Chinese nationality? Doesnt seem too logical to me.

I mean, afterwards they just turn around and attack Chinese people when they get older. Why and who gives them Chinese nationality? AKA passports, birth certificates, Personal ID cards, and other relevant documents etc.....?

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>>69954607
Reminder the Uyghurs are patriots and loved by everyone (especially me!)

>>69954607
These were Uighur refugees from China that Erdogan has welcomed with big words some years before. You know, about all that "East Turkestan"-shit etc.


Kek.

If Xi Jinping was more like Putin, he should have asked Erdogan whether he wanted to have a million more Uighur refugees. Let all those disloyal Uighurs who cant live in a seculary China move to their ethnic brethren in Trukey, so that they can live in Sharia-wonderland and shoot up nightclubs.

>>69954842
Uighurs are terrorists and you are a bad person for supporting them.

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>>69955082
Not all of them, though.

There are loyal Uighurs as well, but they are non-religious. They cut their beards/do away with their veils.

Religion is cancer.

The biggest failure of Chinese communism is that it couldnt wipe it out.

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>>69955082
You germans are fucking racist pieces of shit

>>69955170
You germans are so kind and understanding

>>69954842
She's not full Uyghur

>>69955462
Thank you for JOYCE CHU

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Hello cousins

How are your lungs doing, Chinese lads?

>>69955571
Influenza sucks.

I want to die.

I wonder if chinese smog would kill the virus.

>>69955811
王老吉 will heal you

>>69955500
What was the post? I ***missed*** it

>>69955843
Just a Malayguy saying ho ho

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>>69955571
Not too bad, come breath in that superior Xinjiang air.

Why is Xinjiang so much better than the rest of China?

>>69955842
That shit tastes terrible, but the aftertaste is okay

>>69951865

i bet she has a stinky, hairy butthole

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>China's Zhou Youguang, father of Pinyin writing system, dies aged 111

RIP

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38621697

the 'chinese' race is a construct to rationalize the legitimacy of the claim of kmt over previous ching empire's territory

chink girls aren't as easy as they used to be. not sure if it's just me, the flood of normie foreigners into china now, or a transition from 3rd world to 2nd/1st world and richer status.

or combination of all the above. hopefully dictator xi jinping fucks up the country and becomes even more hostile to foreigners planning on coming here. and trump wrecks their economy :^)

I get a good laugh reading through the comments in this thread >>69927029

>>69957649
I want the high iq weiqi playing Taiwanese gf now tbqh >>69928983

>>69957514
>chinese didn't exist before 1919

And I thought HK was smart

>>69957971
They're too busy trying to pretend they weren't Chinese

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>"The 'One China' principle is the political foundation of Sino-US relations and it is non-negotiable. We urge the relevant side in the US to recognize the high sensitivity of the Taiwan issue and abide by the pledges by successive US administrations from both parties," spokesman Lu Kang said.
>spokesman Lu Kang said
>spokesman Lu Kang
>Lu Kang
>http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/14/politics/donald-trump-one-china-taiwan/index.html

Lu Kang has challenged Johnny Cage to Mortal Kombat.

Mark my words, Johnny Cage is no match for Lu Kang.

It will be a flawless victory.

>>69957929
Yeah, and who doesn't? Get in line, fag.

Too bad she is Taiwanese otherwise I would compete for her through a game of Weiqi.

>>69958422
How you're getting past the Google captcha restriction, anon?

>>69958368
But 陆慷 isn't 劉鋼.

这个thread太丧心病狂了

>>69957971
its not a 'chinese' race
you know there are 'ethnic minorities' in the 'chinese' race right?
there were hans, mongols, uygurs, etc before kmt
now they are all 'chinese' race
you know why? because the land they occupy were part of the qing empire
empires dont give a shit to races
but a nationalistic country needs the legitimacy
so 孫文 created the concept of a 'chinese' race to include all the different races so that he has the legitimacy to claim all the land of qing empire
chinese people existed but do they consider themselves 'chinese'?
no they consider themselves qings
the concept of a modern nation did not exist to them

>>69958368
>>69958422

Taiwan is the best province of (the Republic of) China.

Seems like China changes every time I come back to visit. But I think that is because of how quick technological advancement is growing the society and making people aware of things they normally wouldn't be aware of.

Back in the 70s, it took a decade for significant technological advancements to noticeably change the way a society functioned. Then in the 90s, it took only 7 years. Now in the new millennium, it appears society is changing after ever 3 years.

Feels eerily similar to the Flynn Effect.

>>69957593
You are right. I haven't been seeing as much WFAM couples walking about in public as I used to anymore. Three years ago they were everywhere. It was disgusting. They need to go back to their own country and do their public displays of affection in a nation where it is more socially acceptable to racemix. Guess they all moved back to the West where miscegenation is more welcomed. Good riddance.

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>tfw you miss Taiwan and want to go back on vacation but you have to save all your money this year and can't afford the luxury

>>69959508

don't worry, trump will wreck your economy and make you all poor again :^)

have chinese girls taken a sudden interest in you now? do you pretend you're rich to get girls like your chinese male counterparts? e.g. splitting tables and champagne at clubs with your friends, taking out a loan on a nice car, etc etc or using grandma's corrupt money to buy a ferrari?

or is it just the younger generation of chinese girls are no longer interested in white bois? what's the next fad, hip hop and niggers like in japan and korea?

"了" the most confusing word ever

>>69959885
>就
>得

I made a /sino/ earlier today. No one replied, at least this one is active.

Finally turned in the goddamn essay.

>>69960052
Having an active /sino/ general is very hit and miss

Anyone interested in geopolitics? Looks like china is trying to make amends with India: http://www.deccanherald.com/content/591547/china-offers-india-fresh-proposals.html

China has already sorted out 12/14 border disputes. If they resolve with India, then only Bhutan is left.

>>69960603
The starting point for all negotiations with China would be for China to vacate the entire land that China has forcibly occupied in the 1962 war and demarcate the border between the two countries in a spirit of give and take.If this is done,both the Chinese Civilization and Indian Civilisations can live in peace and harmony eternally.

>>69960752
Yeah, some commenters from that article are a bit ridiculous :P

Indian nationalism is even worse than chinese nationalism.

IMO China should forfeit claim on Arunachal Pradesh and India should forfeit claim on Aksai Chin. Essentially make what's defacto into dejure.

>>69959926
得 is only difficult when reading out loud. You're right about 就, that word is a nightmare.

>>69957971
The honkie is more or less right. The concept of a Chinese nation did not exist before the late Qing dynasty and was made up by anti-Manchu frusties.

>>69960752
>The starting point for all negotiations with China would be for China to vacate the entire land that China has forcibly occupied in the 1962 war

And accept the MCMahon line, an illegal imperial british creation?

Never.

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>>69951865
Can someone help me with one translation of this picture?

let's say you wanted to fuck off from the west and never come back. Best place to start over?
Japan, Korea, China, or somewhere less developed? Vietnam, Thailand, etc.

Skillset: minor IT skills (can improve), willing to learn language, university degree in economics

>>69962795
Don't fucking come here unless you are Chinese or Chinese-American.

>>69962795
This is why expats get a terrible rap. They look to these east asian countries to run away from their problems.

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>>69962848
Too bad. We're coming, regardless.

>>69962795
Singapore is the place for you

>>69962795

go to Namibia. Africa is where you belong to.

>>69963197
no it isnt, he will die here unless some idiot employs him

I have unironically seen expats do street buskering under overhead bridges here, pls dont be stupid

>>69963197
Yes, keep this shit in singapore

>>69963345
I assumed the US flag meant starting over as doing so with at least some kind of plan and preparation, not as taking the next flight with only one suitcase with clothes or some shit like that.
Singapore is pretty international and seems like a good place to move if you don't already know an East Asian language really well and have an economics degree.

>>69962937
that's literally what america/canada was for millions of people, to be fair. but I get it, lots of people show up with nothing to offer
>>69963197
>>69963345
I would consider it obviously but seems hard to find a sponsored visa, might be easier in Malaysia or Indonesia. I wouldn't leave without a job offer anyway

>>69963704
>>69963704

consider the following:
you started with Japan, SK and China, now you'ra talking about Malayrsia or Indonesia.
Japan and SK are first world countries.
China is not first world. Has first world-like areas.
Malaysia and Indonesia are third world.

>>69963704
Everything that's with it is hard to obtain. Malaysia and Indonesia probably don't pay very well, although the living costs are incredibly low as well.
Just know that to start over completely, you should absolutely not go to China, Korea or Japan.

>>69963979
*That's worth it
I'm on my phone

>>69963704
I honestly recommend against it, I think you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

USA is very big and diverse, why not try other states first?

>>69963859
Didn't think I needed to say this before but I wouldn't' rule out anywhere remotely safe/decent standard of living. If you were the italian joking about Africa, I wouldn't rule it out if I felt like it presented real opportunity
>>69963979
My perception is that SK/China/Japan have really already had a huge influx of foreigners (too many), but probably have more resources in terms of learning the language and integration (like how many books are there for learning japanese vs. learning malay or some shit)
>>69964056
Trust me, I am considering all my other options. I'm basically at a crossroads in my life. I have a well-paying job, decent life, but I don't enjoy the way my future looks and I want to find work that let's me embrace my love of foreign languages. This country is becoming toxic for young people and I don't really feel like taking on debt for further schooling.

>>69963704
fuck off, we're full with Bangladeshi and Paki.

>>69964428
cheers mate, lemme know if one of them gives up a spot

>>69962795
Look at how cute these Singapore girls are. Go to Singapore!

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>when a chink tells his daughter she's no hapa

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>>69964832
Forgot pic

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>>69962795
Look at how beautiful these Singapore buildings are. Go to Singapore!

>>69964335
So it seems to me that you are mostly interested in starting over and learning a foreign language, not so much any particular East Asian country.
My best recommendation would be Germany tbqh, despite the refugee memes and stuff. They offer heavily funded education even to non-EU nationals.

>>69964950
>>69964832
buddy calm down im not gonna go to china and take yr womenz

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>>69964997
Because you're going to Singapore?

>>69951865

OP post more cute chinese girls

>>69965073
不要那麼顯然誘惑他呢

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>>69965288

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>>69965288
Who is cuter than our queen?

>>69957401
>aged 111
damn that's old

>>69968718
for you

>>69962194
>辽宁
Liaoning, name of the ship (named after the city)

>舰
Designation for ships (kind of like the USS prefix for US ships)

> 新年
New years

> 开
To start

> 练
To train

> 中国
Zhongguo

> 航母
Aircraft carrier

> 挺进
To advance

> 南海
South (China) Sea

I hope this is enough to understand the meaning of the headline.

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>>69968791
His childhood was during the Qing dynasty. That's old, man.

P.S. Fuck the manchus

>wanting to move to China
I like the culture,I like reading about it and I like learning the language,but I don't think I have enough courage to even visit the place.
Even the thought makes me feel like a walking meme.(essentially weeaboo tier)
But these are just my feelings.

>>69969284
There's nothing wrong with visiting. Millions of people with less interest in China than you have visited.

>>69969405
My interest is what makes me feel awkward about it.
I get really anxious when I see chinese people in Tesco
It's just another episode of
>Anon is not completely sane

>>69969498
all you need is a cocksuck from a chinky slut

>>69969767
Well if he's getting one, then I want one too

>>69957514
>>69958753
Han Chinese should also be split. Southern and Northern and possibly more

>>69969284
We're all walking memes in some way or another

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>>69969767
I'm scared of sexuality.

>>69969821
what if you get his sloppy seconds

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>>69969999
sick numbers

>>69969999
>69969999
It's a sign! Get this man a blowie!

>>69969881
There pretty much the same anyways, and they're only getting more homogenized as time goes on

>>69951865
thought that was a feminine penis rather than a hand from the thumbnail in the right pic

Why is China not a good place to move in? No memes please, I'm genuine curious

>>69962795
>university degree in economics
the only place you should move to is the kitchen of a McDonald's

>>69970614
same reasons apply for brazil

>>69970614
It's a developing country

>>69970614
Because of environmental issues and an agressive government weary of foreigners.

>>69970614
For the time being, they have extremely bad pollution problems, as well as other environmental problems.

It'll probably get better in the future with the expansion of their nuclear energy capabilities, as well as other elements such as the price of solar panels which is currently in freefall. Other environmental issues should also improve with time, for example the popularity of Chinese folk medicine (which is the leading cause of tons of species being on the verge of extinction) will hopefully die out in the future. The problem is that all of these will take a lot of time to happen. The biggest problem right now in China is that, despite all of the growth and the creation of a new wealthy elite, there's still literally hundreds of millions of peasants who live in Africa-tier poverty (which is why China to this day still has such an abysmal GDP per capita and HDI, even compared to Latin America). It'll take a lot of time (even if present growth trends are maintained, which obviously isn't guaranteed) to get all those peasants on a decent level. But I think it's still very doable.

who do Chinese own every bar in my city??

also why does every bike in Chinatown has a wooden plank mounted on the back?

>>69971106
>who do Chinese own every bar in my city??
Chinese people love buying real estate abroad. Not just Chinese though, for example in some tiny rural town where people have summer cottages, there are some cottages which are owned by Pooinloos who probably have never even set foot in Canada.

>>69971170
but they work there

>60% of bars here are owned by chinese
>99% of sushi restaurants are owned by chinese
>80% of cheap tailor workshops are chinese
>50% of electronics shops are chinese
>100% of phone cover shops are chinese

it's like a cartel

>>69971400
Are the girls hot tho?
Where u at bud, Milano?

Why does Italy have so many chinks and we only get Vietnamese?

>>69971400
>it's like a cartel
You mean triad ;^)

>>69971492
yeah some of them are bretty fit, even though I would like them to be more thicc, you NEVER see them hanging in bars or other places at night tho.

also yes Milano, we have a proper chinatown which is cool but it's weird when you're in bumfuck suburb and every bar is chinese

>>69971536
;^)

I wonder if there's triads here tho, never heard of those on the news

>>69971492
>Vietnamese
you say that like it's a bad thing

t. someone who lives in a city with tons of Viets (even more so than Chinese I think)

>>69971683
Thicc meme only makes sense for western girls and blacks.

Asians girls look best when skinny and without a lot of muscles.

>>69971766
skinny =/= flat everything

thicc asians are a patrician choice

>>69971761
idk viets always end up being wannabe niggers
the parents don't seem to be as hardcore as the chinks and gooks

>>69971861
I've heard Brits say the same thing

But here for whatever reason Viets tend to be very different. They're much more keen on integrating than Chinese people are, and their parents seem just as strict as Chinese parents.

>>69957401
Good night, sweet prince.

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>>69971824
t h i n n

>>69971922
>But here for whatever reason Viets tend to be very different.
meant "our Viets"

>>69971400
>>69971683
This one is actually Japanese
http://www.poporoyamilano.com/

When looking for sushi places actually managed by Japanese, just type the name of your town in google in katakana and add 日本食

Asians chicks are at their prime when they're slim and fit.
But I would still fuck Jessicababyfat until my dick falls off.

>>69972082
been there many times, that's literally the reason why I wrote 99% instead of 100%, it's pretty good too and different than chinese made japanese food.

>>69971996
>that fragile waist

my primordial instincts tell me she would not be a good choice.

>>69972190
Any heterosexual man would I am sure.

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>>69972232
Easier to wrap your arms around and cuddle

>>69972291
You can't have a gf like that without being seen as a pedophile in any western country though

>>69972344
Let them. People will look down on you for going to one supermarket with a bag you got from another supermarket, they always have something to complain.

>>69972291
>that child's look

that's weird mate
why be plebeian when you have actual hot chinese women in abundance?

man when I watched in the mood for love or 2046 I had a perpetual boner.

>>69972344
I think her camera is automatically filtering her face to make it look like that

>>69956949
Nice.

>>69971996
>>69972291
who are these girls?

>>69969999
Congratulations you're a faggot.

>>69972486
random slets

>>69972404
I actually prefer it that way, so I know nobody will think I didn't pay for the bag yet

>>69972544
Makes sense.
Some people genuinely believe people carry an Albert Heijn bag to Lidl in order to pretend to be rich to people who seen them on the street. Such cases..

>>69972486
Some children Hans imported from Asia and has been molesting.

>>69952863
Why not 李贵明?

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>>69972344
>>69972408
That's just how they are. 10/10 chinese girls will look 4-5 years younger than they actually are.

>>69972486
I save pics of hot asians whenever I come across them on 4chans. No idea.

>>69972803
How much you pay for happy ending? You want soy sauce?

>>69957401
晚安 sweet prince

So which Chinese ethnicity is the cutest? I'd say han

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>>69972916
Too expensive. I pay half.

>>69973021
We have an Uyghur lover here.
>>69957401
Goodnight sweet prince. That's a respectable age.

>>69973069
But nederanon what do you think?

>>69973237
I think it makes no sense to say Han as far as looks go. What's called Han is so full of mixed and assimilated people that it's hardly a homogenic ethnicity.

>>69973349
And since han makes up 90% of China in purely mathematically should have the most of all good looking people

>>69973653
If it's that simple, then Han have the most good looking people of all ethnic groups

>>69969767

Eh, overrated.

Have you ever actually bee back with Chinese girls? The cure for yellow fever is succumbing to yellow fever.

>>69973913
Chinks exclusively my friend and if anything, it only fortified my stance.

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>>69973913
But they have such tight bodies

>>69970614

As a foreigner?

There are a lot of services that will be made less acessible, or will be outright denied to you because you aren't a citizen. And citizenship is near impossible unless you are very rich and invest in China.

For example, as a foreigner, it will Ben difficult for you to get a bank account, credit card, loans, insurance, and other things basically necessary for an adult life without citizenship.

>>69974088
>s a foreigner, it will Ben difficult for you to get a bank account, credit card, loans, insurance, and other things basically necessary for an adult life without citizenship.
wow, it seems impossible to live there then

How can I make Chinese friends or find Chinese people I can language exchange with?

I learn Mandarin at uni but it's only pinyin, I'd like to be able to practice conversation with someone but it seems near impossible to find anyone moreso approach the mass amounts of Chinese at my school.

Also, why do people say getting a gf who speaks "x" language is the best way to learn "x" language?

>>69974061
纖弱
弱

>>69974217
Download Hello Talk or flirt up the aunty at you local noodle shop

>>69974287
I use hellotalk sometimes but i dont think many people are on it to learn -_-

>>69974217
>Also, why do people say getting a gf who speaks "x" language is the best way to learn "x" language?

Because they are incapable of actually studying so having a gf who speaks the only language is the only way they can even make it to a lower intermediate level

>>69974330
Yeah, it's basically Tinder with too small profile pictures

>>69974003

Moved onto jewesses and latinas desu. Got tired of slim girls with small chests.

>>69974061
Just get a fit white girl. Rare in NA, but better I think.

>>69974562
You're no true connoisseur then.

>>69974618

Yeah, you're right, I'm not a creepy race fetishist German gwailo kek.

>>69974709
>race fetishist

it's called having seen the light

>>69974484
fair enough.

>>69974525
this is essentially true


Now to figure out how to build up discipline to study.

>comprehension of chinesepod podcasts starting to get high (90%+)
feels good man

>>69974907
Yeah, it's nice understanding what Constance is saying

>>69974959
exactly
also nice since it means I don't really need to pay for premium since I can actually type words into the dictionary while listening to the podcast

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>>69974562
But I want a hanfu-wearing, high iq weiqi-playing, dragonboat-rowing, tea-drinking, ancestor-respecting, buddha-worshipping, tai-chi-practicing, baozi-making, lunar-celebrating, caligraphy-writing, lantern-lighting gf.

What choice do I have?

大家晚安
明天再聊

>>69975666
Do you want her feet binded too?

>>69976347
Who cares about feet. What are you, a kraut?

>>69976462
>kraut
What does this even mean?

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>>69976347
outdated meme

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>tfw ruled by China irl

>>69976577
Wha a long feet, she is qt tho

>>69976576
This >>69976577

>>69976626
>tfw ruled by china AND eating leftover chicken out of the trash

Flips have it hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ayaAzSajg

>>69976577
>outdated meme
He >>69975666 wants a traditional gf

>>69976679
Made more delicious with gutter oil.
Thanks, Great China.

https://youtu.be/zrv78nG9R04

>>69976626
Why you leave the arms of USA?

>>69976874
China is the new power now.
We will wait and see if Trump will woo us again into being allies though.

>>69977377
You flips are so promiscuous

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>>69962848

Why didn't you answer me, Zhang? truth hurts?

But srsly, white bois are losing status in china. if you're looking for a paradise of pussy where you can fugg more than a few girls a week you guys should go to thailand or philippines or something. it's over in china. you're all about 5 years too late.

me and some of the oldtimer expats in china discuss the old days and how easy it was, and get depressed. this same shit literally happened in Japan and Korea years ago.

So Taiwan is pretty much the best Asian country right

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>>69979127
>Taiwan
>country

>>69979194
Taiwan is the true China, mainland government isn't legitimate

>>69955358
yeah she is

>>69957401
why do all elderly chinese men look like full on ayy lmaos?

>>69979267
No she isn't

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>>69979231
>meanwhile still stuck on the small little island their forefathers ran off to

>>69979379
Small but gorgeous
I want to slam a QT at sun moon lake and jizz on the titties right when the sun starts peaking over the mountaintops (semen stains the mountaintops, NMH Style)
Let them mainland chinks take home a picture of THAT view

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>>69979330
yeah she is

that's her biological family

>>69979580
They're not Uighur either

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>>69979659
>arguing with the uyghur obsessed canacuck autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUhxnLxPg0

Are there popular girl groups in China, my friends?

ching chong nip ning nong

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could you beat her at mahjong?

你们怎么说英语??
请说中文

>>69980043

i heard taiwanese sluts are easier than their mainland chink girl cousins, because their media and country is jewified, i mean americanized

how true is this fritz?

>>69962795
Philippines, Cambodia or Laos you stupid weak nigger

>>69980442
你是小日本还是胖白鬼吗?

>>69951865
>>69952324
>>69952657
>>69980043
>>69979659
>>69979502
Are you the faggot with a half chink half germ sister that """annoys""" you with her feet?

>>69957401
with that age, he is
>subject of the emperor
>intellectual of ROC
>citizen of PRC

>>69979119
it still easy to get pussy in all those country

ur just old

>>69982236
>>69982236

nah. i'm late 20s. the other guys are older though.

how many girls you fucking a week then

>>69982369
how is japan hard for u to get pussy lol or CHINA you must be an autist.

我愛中國 <3

>tfw i'm too late for both planned marriage and 小龙女 all around geylang and chowkit

>>69977377
This is how we woo it

The paper outlined the Ambassador’s “strategies to be employed” such as:

Political and economic isolation of the Philippines in the region by engaging the leaders of Japan, Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos and by “highlighting the basic question of the risk of doing business in the Philippines.”
Enhanced US military relationship with members of the Asean community except the Philippines.
Blackmail neighboring countries so they would turn against Duterte by reducing trade with the Philippines in favor of Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos.
Deepen ties with Philippine officials (the opposition), the police/military and leaders in the region who share the US concerns over Duterte.
Track corruption cases and highlight the failures of Duterte.
“Focus on the needs of the people at the grassroots and assist the opposition groups in delivering those failed promises through USAID – such as alleviation of poverty, housing and education – to name a few.”
Utilize the media to expose the truth about Duterte – “his false vision for the Filipino people and his dangerous international relationships with China and Russia.”

>>69957401
Went out with some nice trips.

>>69982812
I really hope Trump doesn't do any of that shit. One of the only things he stayed consistent on in his rambling nonsensical bullshit tirades was letting the world fend for itself and USA spending money on USA. It's basically the only thing I'm optimistic about with a Trump presidency.

中国女人很漂亮!

>你不会肏中国女人

>>69952863
>Mai na ge

>My nigga

你们看中文的书吗?我的老师给我“两个想上天孩子”,我觉得好看,不错。

为什么你要中国女? 美国女更好是。

>>69983152
Shit meant to reply to >>69983026

>>69983152
他们不最好,傻逼! 美国女很胖,是黑鬼。

>>69983211
>刻板印象总是真

>>69983092
我不看
书很无聊

>>69983152
你开个玩笑吗

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>>69983279
>书很无聊
每本书?!

>>69983279
>>69983279
中国女好像唯物。我是高兴我的美国女

Besides, language barrier is a big issue too. People who obsess over asian girls seem too obsessed with looks if you ask me.

>>69983382
>too obsessed with looks

她们还有culture, personality, etc.

>>69983382
> language barrier is a big issue too
Not if you are fluent in their language.

Or even just if you are good enough to understand everything they say and they can understand everything you say in English, even if neither of you can speak the other's language perfectly.

>>69983495
Too bad mandarin is impossible to learn

>>69983551
Neah.

>>69983626
是的

>>69983551
你是加拿大人,就对。

>>69983495
I dunno man I dated a Japanese girl that spoke pretty good English, but sarcasm was still lost on her, and sarcasm is like 90% of what I say so it was very frustrating after a while.

Things like humor, idioms etc. are still going to be lost unless they speak reeeeeeaaallllyyyy good English.

>>69983551
I've only been learning for a year and it's actually pretty easy grammatically, you can just throw words together and it usually makes sense. Tones really aren't as important as you'd think, I met a guy at a bar with a Chinese wife/gf who didn't speak English and he said he didn't know the tones but seemed pretty fluent to me.

If you're interested, just get an app like Pleco and pay the $10 for the flashcard addon and listen to the voices read out the cards to you and you'll hear how to pronounce it in your head every time you see the hanzi.

It's a really good idle activity on the metro or waiting on your girlfriend to fuck around with clothes etc.

>>69983681
It just requires you to take it seriously unlike easy shit like spanish/french, but it's far from impossible. Just go look at how people manage to learn Japanese and copy that.

>>69983687
我喜欢冰球

only good thing chinks can offer is a flexible pussy. But after a couple years you lose interest and then what? Overrated

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>>69974907
>tfw when you're still struggling with intermediate
we're all gunna make it, bros

>>69984482
I can't really understand the dialogues particularly well but I just started listening to upper intermediate right away even with low comprehension because FUCK listening to boring slow explanations in English. I learn more from trying to listen to them talk about the dialogue than I learn from the dialogue.

Why do chinks have the cutest babies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dVBhnMLh0I

I want one

>>69982568

i assume you're a proxy in china. i asked how many girls you get each week faggot. let's see your numbers

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How goes the 学习 lads?

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>>69985876
>analects

how the fuck does 低头不见抬头见 mean to meet frequently

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>>69986146

>>69986425
Thanks. It seems the free online dictionaries are all pretty crappy.

>>69985876
I mostly just practice by chatting with grills
Does it mean I'll sound like a grill when I talk? Someone once told me that foreigners who learn chinese tend to speak like women, since most teachers are women

>>69986568
Isn't pleco free?
Or is it just not online?

>>69986700
Pleco isn't a dictionary, it's a program that allows access to dictionaries. The free dictionary in it is CC-CEDICT, the same dictionary used by https://www.mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php, which is missing a lot of things and is not particularly good. It also has dictionaries you can pay for which are, I assume, better.

大家早安
>>69983725
Good, sarcasm is overused anyways. There's no need to talk like a South Park character.

>>69979194
Once again, we don't have enough posters to tell people to get out, especially not if the reason is thay they're not being enough of a 五毛

>>69986754
Some of them are better indeed. If anyone here is learning classical Chinese and able to read French, get the Grand Ricci.

I have decided to read the Shi Ching,since I have a hungarian copy.

New thread
>>69987708

>>69952657
>yourboyfriendsucks!
They sound bretty gud. Thanks Fritz.

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I see the thread up, thought it was autosaging already, oops.

>>69980442
你是日本人,说日语吧!

>>69983551
你说不对了,学中文太容易!你试不够的。我是加拿大人会说点中文,上海的女朋友叫我

>>69986425
>>69986568
Pleco, 买那个

>>69988022
這邊的日本人都事實上是來自中國的proxyfag

>>69951865
Are you footkraut from /cum/?

Nice General I just went through it just for curiosity. Too bad I'm not interested in China, actually I fear that nation.

>>69987754
Yeh, but they disbanded last year. There's only that one EP and an EP by the singer and guitarist as a duo.

>>69988230
Yes my friend.

>>69988613
Can't blame you, many things about China are scary. It has its good sides too though.

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Hello Sir, welcome to Taiwan. Would you please follow me for a full cavity search.

>>69988841
I heard about someone who overstayed his visa in Taiwan. Then he came back and was sent home for breaking the law. Guy got rekt.

>>69988652
Woah, all of these are good. I just got into shoegaze or whatever the hell this is called. The more I listen to the genre the more they all sound the same tho.

>>69989266
Kek yeah they all end up being very similar.
If you want a change, the second guitarist of YBS has a female fronted punk band now. Die!ChiwawaDie!

The guitarist of YBS is an illustrator and made the album art for Chinese football btw i hung out with them in Guangzhou they're nice lads

>>69988841
Am I being detained? Pretty please?

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>>69989505
can't find a good stream for Die! Chiwawa Die! except for this one live on youtube. Venue reminds me of old "skramz" bands posted in pretentious websites around the mid 2000s. More my speed desu.

I recall watching a documentary years ago that said punk music was banned in China. Is this still the case? Was it hard to look for venues if it is? Dudes from Chinese Football say anything about this?

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The AC in my office is broken, I hope you don't mind me taking off my uniform...

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>>69989698
You're on the pervert catching patrol and trying to trick me.

>>69989670
My gf has the same school girl uniform as the girl on the left. she bought it off taobao. I've seen it in more than few other places too. it's exactly the same.

>>69989753
Must be the default school girl uniform for softcore shoots.

>>69989753
Pictures needed

>learning mandarin
>can't ever stop pronouncing compounds that look the exact same as japanese with the japanese pronunciations

jfmsu

你们都是屌丝吗?

>>69992207
當然是

>>69991159
wow, you are a double weeaboo

>>69991159
That's what you get for being a weeb

>>69992207
簡體字勿入

>>69991159
Use your ears instead of relying so much on pinyin then.

>>69982808
are chinese singaporeans cantonese/southern chinese?

>>69993877
Most have ancestry from Fujian.

>>69988841
Is this the same girl who posted nudes?

Why does the word 生意 mean business?

>>69994828
Yes, Nono.

>>69995781
share?

>>69987086
Taiwan is a forced meme

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>>69998758
Itty bitty titty
That's all there is basically

>>70000639
What a qt slut

>>70000639
好可爱的馒头

>>69987046
I work in a kitchen man, all I do is talk shit all day. I'm about to get my degree and have to act like a civilized human being and it's gonna be weird.....

>>70000639
sauce?

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>>69987086
我会帮!

台湾显得漂亮国,为什么痛恨?

>>70000639
wait i got the sauce now
but is there more?

>>70000639
5 seconds of Google image search says she's Thai. Like every site that came up was Thai.

>>69952279
deadset mate