You fucks will post in any thread I make edition
shar't
Got another warning from my landlord after my neighbour complained about me singing loudly in Welsh when I was drunk last night
>>69899092
you're a big guy
could always take some sleeping pills in the bath
>guns are ba-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHX5jsomq_U
>>69899119
he'd need a fucking kilo of sleeping pills at that weight 2bh
Niggers
>>69899128
dont know how much that is
but if he throws up in his sleep that could do him in yeh
>>69899125
Nobody said guns are bad, but registration and education > give any fuck who lies about their criminal record an automatic rifle
>>69898953
>I agree but this is more recent, and I blame autistic proddies for this since they favoured judicial/literalist leaders in their dealings with the middle east, effectively legitimizing them as the only authority.
that began with al-wahhab in the 1700s
secular humanism is anathema towards finding inner peace because like you said it takes christian morality and excises the mysticism from it so you're left with a moral code towards treating others but nothing about treating yourself
this is a reason why i prefer hindu and buddhist thinkers to western philosophers such as kant and hegel and others who attempted only to find morality and didn't take it a step further towards finding enlightenment
>>69899119
im a fat guy, im only 5'8
also in all my research pills seem to be ineffective, slow, and very painful
Im 90kg and skinny af
>>69899169
thats why i said pass out in the bath and drown you utter melt
sorry that was mean, i believe in you.
why do you want to die anyways?
>>69899172
show boipucci
the Spanish gf
>>69899182
he's 198lbs at 5'8 is a start
that's fucc'ing obeast
>>69899185
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE
>>69899185
>lobsided tits
>denim shorts with pockets
>public bathroom
>clearly 35 years old
fuck off slag
>>69899185
>22
Must hit the meth pipe daily then
>>69899206
what if hes built like a industrial refrigerator?
>>69899229
laughed a bit
>>69899217
I like the setup but that steering wheel upsets me
>>69899182
meh i don't have sleeping pills and submerged corpses are extra gross
no interest in living, don't enjoy anything to counteract the shite
>>69899150
>that began with al-wahhab in the 1700s
not really
his ideas were of little consequence until the West uplifted the House of Saud and Saudi Arabia as well.
and he was hardly unique, Islam holds onto this idea of the Mahdi or "guided one" basically an apocalyptic prophet figure again playing into the doctrine of the "perfect man" as the final vicar of Islam uniting it against the Antichrist.
basicly in the modern era (19th-21st centuries mainly) as this mysticism and tradituanal comfort that rituals brought common people was stripped away in the name of "progress" it seeded this sort of apocalyptic vision of the future which Muslims (and many Christians who are still faithful) hold onto dearly now.
Hinduism and Buddhism by comparison never exorcised their "spooks" and instead embraced their mystic sides, trying to make them relevant to the modern way of living rather than hiding them or clinging to outdated rituals which hold no relevance today.
its why Hindus make cheesy tv dramas about their gods and myths while many Christians do not.
ironically the strongest Christians do in fact try this sort of stuff and its enormously effective.
>>69899217
superior
>>69899253
why not get pissed and roam around the city
thats what i would do if i lived in Australia 2bh
>>69899260
>superior
Disagree in general, also that steering wheel triggers me
can the theologians fuck off already
Feminist DEFENDS SHARIA And Gets DESTROYED By Ben Shapiro
the car
>>69899293
best
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA#t=64
Just scrolling through the previous thread when I have the misfortune to stumble across this idiot >>69898019
>time
Fucking idiot
>>69899304
that's not a deano car you dimwit shithead
>>69899292
>Feminist DEFENDS SHARIA
leftists are utterly incoherent
who is a better king?
King Henry VII or Ledley King? lol
._.
Out of my way you fucks
>>69899309
>have
HAD
Fucking ingraite
>>69899310
Wrong!
>>69899309
good spot lad
what a drooling spastic
>>69899305
{ TURBO }
>car people
lol
>>69899323
that's so fucking cool
>>69899257
twelvers are the ones who believe in the mahdi who will usher in the apocalypse but sunnis do not
for sunnis paradise on earth will happen when every single person is a sunni muslim
also islam has the unique place of claiming to be the world's first religion despite hinduism predating it by millenia they are not concerned with this because to them time is cyclical whereas abrahamic religions see it as a straight line heading towards an apocalypse for christians and shias and a direct transition to paradise for sunnis
>>69899266
i don't drink and im too self-conscious to leave the house for no reason
>goes back to 1994
ah yes what elegant and beautiful design. truly cutting edge
>>69899328
Bog off yank
>>69899353
well take up drinking and walk around pissed somewhere
would be better than what you're doing right now aye?
>>69899345
buswanker loves riding the bus
i have no arms but i must FLAIL
Did a poo in the gf's bathroom
How do I clean it up?
>i have no arms but i must FLAIL
>>69899320
vote PRI
>>69899389
there's shit everywhere...
THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE
>>69899389
>gf's
i just spilled cheerios in my vacume closet how will i clean itup?
Just texted the crush
>>69899370
death is better
>>69899400
me on the left
>>69899360
which is worse?
mid-late 90s rounded edge plastic looking boring cars
early 2000s super bloated looking soccermum crossovers
or modern >muh sleekness gigantic rear end appliances
I want to hold a koala :3
>>69899422
aye well then get pissed and die
just get pissed mate
I drive..
i have no mouth and but i must EAT
>>69899437
They're all equally shit
THIS POT IS GIVING ME BLISTERS
>i have no mouth and but i must EAT
Had a wank over Donna Duke just
why do americans find deano humour so incomprehensible?
>ignored all my friends and ignored every girl who has ever payed attention to me my entire life in favor of staying home and playing vidya by myself
aha might do myself in if im honest. think about this every night now that im a 19 year old khv.
word of the day: "insipid"
colourless, expressionless, flat, bland
"/brit/ threads seem pretty insipid without that Polish fellow"
HALF RATIONS?
>>69899465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RP2CqEZAWL
GET IN
my fucking god i've been awake for 49 hours
>>69899502
Wrong kind of pot my lad
>>69899389
What actually caused this.
Silt flowing up out of the taps somehow?
>chewy chewy coco beans
>they're crunchy
>>69899487
Brit feels poor and stupid with poles around.
>>69899487
i ate pierogi earlier
>>69899475
Deano is the American dream
>>69899532
russian pierogi are better
>>69899520
Surely not the pottery sort
>>69899529
FOY
>that tfw when
>>69899475
Deano is somewhat unique to British culture
Understanding Deano and his mannerisms required a keen interest in the subtleties of his life and behaviours,
of which Yanks are incapable
>>69899510
I'm 6'2 with a good career and an 8-inch cock and I can't get girls
>>69899553
also there's no class consciousness at all in America, everyone is "middle class"
>>69899541
they dont eat pierogi at all
>>69899487
Thank god youre here >>69899389
>washing dishes in big vat at fast food restaurant
>cute girl that only works one shift with me a week on other side of vat rinsing something
>hadnt spoken to her at all
>"you know at the end of the night you can take a dip in here if you want" - funny joke
>she freezes up
>when shes leaving she freezes up again when she thinks im looking at her
alas
alas
>>69899547
I'm trying to bait out those who played Stronghold and heard its excellent voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpQdtyBqDHw
>>69899514
hop in
lefties are getting utterly eradicated
what is the indo aryan phenotype speculated to have look like?
>inb4 nordic kangz
>>69899481
used to be until i discovered alcohol (im 19 as well)
>>69899573
nerd
>>69899564
polish pierogi = russian vareniki
russian pierogi = polish ??
>>69899481
it doesn't get better
>>69899595
Say it again cunt and I'll smash you
the gwarfar
>>69899586
Probably means we're due to see a return to left-wing terrorism desu.
>>69899563
People say this as if money weren't a very common topic of conversation along with "keeping up with the Joneses"
There are socialist countries like France where egalitarianism is the norm as is talking about money and yet people don't claim that class doesn't exist there either.
>>69899590
>drinking age is 21 (TWENTY ONE)
>>69899599
thought as much, can always do myself in whenever though so thats nice.
the car
>>69899597
it's a kind of a pie actually
>>69899611
>left-wing terrorism
oh do you mean islam?
>>69899607
[spoiler]dropkick[/spoiler]
>>69899572
>"you know at the end of the night you can take a dip in here if you want" - funny joke
i dont get the joke la
morning lads
went on a night out and a few people were trying to poach me for their companies
considering it desu
>>69899611
lefties are too weak now
http://m.imgur.com/a/EioLc
Why is Wales so shit
>>69899644
Ah yes.... recruiters
>>69899611
>return to left-wing terrorism
As if the conditions for an actual Communist movement is possible.
The majority of "Communists" in the US and certainly the UK are just edgy contrarian progressives.
>>69899639
FUCK
>>69899646
creatures are the most desperate at their weakest
might get out of bed and go to the shop
>>69899652
virus do not click
>>69899639
>>69899595
I WARNED YA, PUNK
666DEVIL666 PUUUUNCH
*puts my fist through your chest*
*rips out your soul and eats it*
*shit your soul straight into hell*
Nothin personal mate
>>69899655
not recruiters
i know them personally
>>69899637
No, stuff like the Weathermen and the RAF.
>>69899646
That's what causes terrorism.
>>69899653
absence of scandi/german/danish genes
boohoo im 19 my lyf in ova ;((((( girlz don't lyk me ;_;
>>69899665
Lucozade sport, ta
>>69899662
the strong must be protected from the weak
welcome to the welsh powerhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzOP5h87nrk
>>69899659
If you have a realistic, achievable goal you don't need to carry out terror attacks.
ar rach is on sky sports 1 las
>>69899682
t. wizard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
>>69899642
It was sillyness. It's a gigantic tub thing that churns water around (told this joke to another person before), but the way I said it made it sound like I encouraged her to undress and bath in it
>>69899719
light up the so called zoot lad
>>69899705
not working
>>69899697
what a shithole
thank god I live in london
>>69899125
(((refugees))) are so arrogant
>>69899682
The majority of wizards probably felt the same way at 19.
>>69899669
*it was only an illusion I cast*
*unsheathes flamehoarder*
heh, think you'd killed me that easily?
https://charliehebdo.fr/en/edito/how-did-we-end-up-here/
>>69899719
>>69899735
he did get singles lad
>>69899771
virus do not click
>>69899771
>charliehebdo
redd it
>>69899788
did not click
I'm sorry I came into your lives just to get out of it this quickly
>>69899795
GOOD lad
>>69899801
grim
pic related
>>69899790
'asheed
>>69899801
still not watched this and I don't intend to
>>69899788
didnt click la
copy pasted the link into the url adress field instead though
need a fat titty LA real estate agent mum-gf
>>69899821
>rasheed
>WE'RE SUCH SELF AWARE LEFTITS AHAHA WE MAK FUN OF MOHAMMED! !! ! !!!!!!!!!1
suicide is scheduled for sunday lads don't miss it
>>69899834
good lad
>>69899801
she's not cute enough to be bothered watching the video
>>69899801
>>69899827
whats this
>>69899697
>somebody snorted a weetabix off the floor
crease
>>rasheed
>>WE'RE SUCH SELF AWARE LEFTITS AHAHA WE MAK FUN OF MOHAMMED! !! ! !!!!!!!!!1
>>69899848
>>69899886
charlie hedbo makes fun of christianity more
low hanging fruit south park tier nonsense
Irishmen are ____
>>69899840
thought she lived in new york
off to do the so called sad in bed
post SAD CHOONS
>>69899697
>MFW I come from round here
I miss home
>>69899852
>>69899827
>>69899817
answer me you fucking pricks
I know very little about the Welsh
aching for a wank it's been 48hrs now
>>69899906
pretty good once you get to know them
bored of all this IRA chatter desu bury the hatchet I reckon
>>69899931
answer what, mate
>>69899923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdg_HbXiTw
>>69899931
12 year old girl commits suicide on live stream
dont have the video shant look for it
>>69899925
if only those bullets missed home and hadn't eviscerated your uncles brain
>charlie hedbo makes fun of christianity more
>low hanging fruit south park tier nonsense
>>69899931
12 year old girl live streamed her hanging herself and nonces wanna tap that necro
Had a wet dream
Really annoying
Woke up with it soaked through my boxers and on my sheets
Had to change everything and shower
This is a sad day for America. Donald Trump is a lifelong con artist, and we got conned. Although I'm devastated, and profoundly sad for every person across the country who now lives in fear of having their most fundamental rights taken away, I'm not at all surprised by these results. I think there is much more hatred out there than we realize, and Donald Trump's candidacy gave a voice to privileged people who are terrified their precious privileges will be taken away and eager to blame anyone and everything for that.
This image gives me hope that the future might not be so dark, that we are growing up surrounded by progressively-minded people
been over an hour since I had a drink
>>69899959
Literally Self-Eviscerate Yourself Please
>>69899956
Wrong aussieflag lad but it's okay. I've never had a problem with the micks but you're such a tiresome poster it's becoming a self fulfilling prophecy.
>>69899974
have another lad, do it for me :)xx
infinite scrolling pages were a mistake
>>69899974
sort yourself out
>>69899972
Sore loser
london is the greatest city on earth
don't talk about progress
helo mama
>>69899999
>>69899999
ras'eed
>>69899999
>>69899999
>>69899697
ahh yes the welsh
>>69899999
DELETE THIS NOW
>>69899999
pajeet
>>69899999
oh sh*t
>>69899999
Yeah but it's not though mate
>>69900006
is this meant to be a reference to that radio comedy sketch?
>>69899999
mental how your environment changes you
she's not bad looking, if she grew up in a better area and wasn't a welsh scummy she'd be peng Tbqh
https://youtu.be/IzOP5h87nrk?t=420
>>69899999
Quads confirm
>>69899964
What did you dream about?
>>69900065
Learn to count fuckwit
would livestream my suicide but nobody would watch
>>69900078
I know it's five but i don't know what 5 is called
>>69900078
learn what a venn diagram is fuckwit
Tiffany Cappotelli
>69900000
>>69900043
>she's not bad looking
hmm
>>69900043
yea, shes rather cute, actually
just a bit fat and retarded with a shitty hairdo
>>69900083
we would if you pick a good day/hour and plan ahead
reckon with a bit of advertising you could get quite a crowd
your life would be remembered far longer if you did.
>>69900086
>british education
>>69900086
quints
>>69900102
What is it then?
>>69900086
quints
>>69900102
>implying he wasn't educated in Poland
>>69900093
caught her at a bad time
>>69900089
If I call a litre bottle of water a millilitre of water I'm wrong, even if there is a millilitre of water in it.
Sister saw a Snapchat of me dancing with some girls and she sent me a text of encouragement
How nice
>>69900117
how many points does a pentagram have?
>>69900123
probably a polack educated in britain (would give the same result)
night lads
>>69900130
literally me
>>69899999
It's still a paki infested shit hole
>>69900139
That is nice
>>69900159
She's like 13 as well haha
>>69900139
did u ever see ur sisters cunny when u were growing up
>>69900143
5?
>>69900120
>>69900107
Thanks
>>69900139
I NEED ADVICE
I NEED ADVICE
NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT ME TWICE
>>69900163
Nonce
https://youtu.be/wo-tg0M6r04?t=4m9s
>>69900163
post pics
>>69900179
*looks at you once*
the absolute state
>>69900198
Nonce
>>69900198
Nonce
>>69900208
>>69900226
sconce
umm i meant of you dancing ugh god
a ginger gf would be divine
>>69900289
>freckles
Next
>>69900198
dont know if i should report this to the police or not
Got put on gardening leave as a grad when they usually reserve it for directors and very senior people lads
Bit chuffed really
Everyday I dream of having the power to kill millions, to be a god, to rain complete and utter destruction down upon not just entire cities but entire nations, and one day entire planets. It is this thought that brings a smile to my face and lulls me to sleep on the graves of untold millions
Ultimate power
Ultimate control
I desire to be God
>>69900314
Well done, I hope you find a new job very soon.
>>69899999
it's criminal that euthanasia isn't an option for those who don't want to live anymore
>>69900314
literally just needed anyone to water the flowers
>>69900316
rorkes cracking up
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/muslim-woman-racially-abused-spat-12451225
>>69900330
Going to work for a competitor, got it sorted already
>>69900314
>I'm a disloyal cunt
>and proud of it
being a rorke is a quintessential part of being british
made a thing
why am i still awake, it's 4:20 AM
going to miss obama ;_;7
>>69900404
l'chaim
*walks into /brit/*
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1484383071242.webm
i just realized it's 4:20 at other places RIGHT NOW
*takes another bong hit*
>>69900460
>09:22
m8
>>69900316
Slaves often dream of such things
>>69900456
Literally what is he doing
>>69900470
its 10:23, what are you on about
going to a porn convention soon lads x
>>69900456
CREASING
>>69900404
>taking pride in being loyal to a business that doesn't give a shit about you with people who will throw you under a bus because they want a promotion
Yeah nice
>>69900486
my theory is that he's autistic so he takes mannerisms on how to behave from sources where typically nuanced behaviours are overt like anime, videogame idle animations etc
Who /hungover and can't sleep/ here?
the sex pistols honestly sound like shit
the girl in my head will never exist
>drinking to excess
Don't understand why you philistines do this to yourself
>>69900549
You wouldn't understand cause you're a virgin hahaha
>>69900541
Me mate
Only had like ,4 hours but struggling to go back to sleep
>>69899999
>>69900580
it's funny
tsu
>>69900486
Hes trying to duck under the main front camera
>>69900586
Same lad. Had to get up and make a sandwich, feel much better
>>69900587
Edgy
>>69900581
recommend me good punk music
>>69900456
*enters behind you*
>>drinking to excess
>Don't understand why you philistines do this to yourself
Stress testing this shitty battery with a shitty light
90% sure something will blowup
Having a gf has actually made me more insecure
Hmmm
>>69900486
virgin walking mate
>>69900644
Enjoyed these digits.
>>69900680
she's invading your psyche and turning you against yourself. she's evil. get out while you still can
>>69900680
It gets worse lad.
>>69900704
She hasn't said anything critical of me at all
>>69900706
How so?
Just took a really fat poo lads, almost hurt but no blood
Fucking hate my dad lads
>>69900727
Why la
>>69900674
>unbranded chinese tripe
mate
Post more please x
>>69900727
same.
stupid cunt why couldn't he just wear a fucking condom
>>69900615
I've only got up to throw my grim smelling chicken and chips in the bin and to get some water
>>69900756
>there are people who unironically wish they got lots of snow
yodeling
>>69900750
it was from poundworld
a 1200mah battery for a quid is alright, if it works
and it's anywhere near 1200mah
I might buy 5 and daisychain them if it does
>>69900735
because he wants to shag his mum and she's his da as a competitor
>>69900716
>kid myself in to thinking anything I was lacking would be fixed by having a gf
>work my ass off to finally get a gf which had already left me drinking for cathartic purposes
>it starts off with the odd jab at what their friends are doing and what you're not doing
>then they flat out tell you do this or we're through
>then you spend less time together
>then after enough days of waking up silently or audibly resenting the person you're in a relationship you just have it and dump them
>3 days later they're dating one of the guys they constantly compared you to
lmfao dvopfpb
>>69900790
This is a 10/10 post in America
>>16477245
Get in here lads
>>69900787
Hmm sounds shit but doesn't resonate with me at all. Sounds like you just got a shitty gf lad
More like I'm worried that I'm being a cunt to her, killing her with kindness so to speak. As if I'm bad at being a boyfriend
>>69900735
>>69900766
>>69900776
No its because i was making toast and chocalate spread and he came over and picked the spread up as i was using it and started reading the ingredients it and said
"Loads of carbs in that"
Sugar, not carbs
Also hes 5 stone overweight, and eats nothing but chocalate so why does he care?
Annoying cunt
He also constantly says my phones better than yours whenever he sees me on my phone
Okay? Who cares you fat cunt.
Fucking infuriating lads
>>69900831
THERE'S NOTHING THERE
if i ever had a gf id probably drive them away within a week from me being too clingy
>>69900831
Hmmm
>>69900855
>my phones better than yours
Is your father 12?
>>69900787
It's all going to be okay bby
>>69900855
>chocolate spread on toast
disgusting
Creasing
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484248520740.webm
>>69900903
mexicANO
katelyn has given the final push i needed to end my life. if a 12yo girl can do it, why can't a 24 year old man? i'm not SCARED am i?
>>69900938
she had a shit family. its easier when you don't care about anyone who'll find you
>>69900875
He's actually fucking retarded
When he gets bored he starts arguments with people by looking at them really obviously and then shouting what when they look back.
Im loosing it, been 18 years of it.
Feel so sorry for my mum shes had to put up with him for like 40 years and its so obvious she wants to leave him but knows shes too old now.
>>69900895
Saturday is my cheat day
>>69900938
Hmmm should go to /wsg/ find the "You Feel You Lose" thread and listen to the phone call from the little girl who found her brother dead from suicide.
I would link it but I'm phone posting like a knob
>>69900621
here you go lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-LrViODFvk
>>69900967
I don't care about carbs I'm talking about the taste
>this entire panel is just a fake thin facade built to cover up a gap for the railway line
Victorian Britain was a fantastic time
morning lads hahaha
>>69901020
>Britain
wouldn't that be england?
>>69901013
It's nice
>>69901013
mate people buy jars of Nutella just to eat the stuff with a spoon
>>69900996
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483983469466.webm
>>69901098
Thanks aussie
>>69900938
Here >>69901098
>>69901090
yeah thats nice, disgusting on toast
>>69901098
>what do you mean your brothers dead
>hes dead
HOWLING
>>69901159
Edgy
>>69901098
>why'd you do it!
she was probably only bothered she had to see his blown up face, not bothered hes gone
Also no one would care if i died.
>>69901159
>>69900890