/brit/

>>69896556
wanking is not better than condom sex

condom sex is even better than blowies

>>69896541
I've honestly never had sex without a condom if you don't include blowjobs and stuff

condom sex is way better than wanking though

honestly hate when you CUNTS make a new right as bump limit is reached, the 380+ threads are always the best.

always a fucking LEAF that races for the new as well.

VERY GOOD edition

eating a grapefruit

>>69896595
I reply to people from old threads though
>>69896592
it devours your data which makes it shitty imo
mate uses apple music and loves it since you don't need data to play music, only download

>>69896595
There's no need really. Why do we need a new when the last hasn't even reached dropped off page 1 let alone reached page 10.

There's at least 3 /brit/s in the catalogue right now.

>do you want a ride? I'm going there right now
>n-no i'll walk

The ol' 'tism

>>69896624
>limited data

pleb

@thailad

hows the video coming alone? :)xx

>>69896575
Reported to Her Majesty's Department of Digital Pornography & Access Control

>>69896647
this is Canada
even home internet networks have paltry data-caps

>>69896575
t. never had sex without a condom

Fucking Sky cowards dropping the MJ episode.

>>69896583
Once you have sex without a condom you'll never want to use one again

>>69896687
t. fat nigger virgin

>>69896677
My internet is unlimited, as well as my parents home internet

Don't know what you're talking about

wow a pirate is using the n-word

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>>69896677
3rd world country

>>69896666
gonna take a while :/

>>69896709
it varies insanely across the country

>>69896687
the combination of being drunk and having a condom on is not good for pleasure when the vagina is supposedly surrounding the dick

had sex once

it's overrated

want to watch a movie, but they're all so godawful

>>69896743
are you a bottom

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want this car so bad

I'd love to get a manual again, learned to drive on a manual but have used auto for years.

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>>69896708
Edgy

virgin and proud

is it gay to wank off in the stall of a busy men's restroom

>>69896759
Do you wish you were a cartel member so you could fuck the cartel girls on Instagram?

made a cuppa

its weak as PISS

fucking NOT FUCKING PLEASED WITH MYSELF

>>69896755
You're on 4chan not reddit, you fucking tit

Why are Japanese people so degenerate yet aren't having sex?

>>69896775
put two teabags in and let them sit for longer

tea releases most of its caffeine within the first 10 seconds or so

>>69896798
nah lad i used a bit too much milk

>>69896789
the porn industry

>>69896805
>using milk

>>69896778
good post

might do a suicide

>>69896838
Strongbow cide'?

wow guys it seems that we have a rorke here

Lmao

https://youtu.be/_PuLxiS8GFg

>>69896767
pls respond

hello fellow britons

Clinton News Network

>>69896883
>$6000/month
ah yes

CNN during primetime gets less viewers than /pol/ alone gets posters

>>69896891
hello my british friend

>>69896891
>>69896931
fuck the fuck off

when it gets to 7 i will oficalt hafe been awake for 48 hours

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>>69896931
>>69896936

>>69896949
might as well try to break the world record lad

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the 1970s oil crisis absolutely fucked America

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Why don't women like me?

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Russians are just white Asians

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DON'T STOP ME NOW

>>69896980
All good things must come to an end

Would I really like to drive a 1969 Chevy Camaro z28? You bet I would but instead I drive a 2005 Chevy Malibu

wow london so expensive xDDD le shoebox xDDD

*googles rent prices in central regions of major global cities*
hmm I feel a bit stupid now ...

>>69897067
that car has a fat butt

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>look up
>see this

what do

>>69897132
Man the AA gun

>2017 barely even started and a video of the president elect in a watersports orgy has allegedly been leaked
cant wait to see what are trump will bring us down the road

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>>69897049
>
>

>>69897132
Blind the pilot with a laser pointer

Trump's inauguration will be a full out cringefest with a ton of people refusing to stand up, clap, etc

>A year ago this would have been unthinkable. Many British Jews lost family members in The Holocaust and were raised with a deep resentment of Germany.

>But the threat of losing the right to automatically live, work and study in EU countries is leading British Jews of German heritage to apply for second passports
Hmmmm......

>>69897153
>accuse your enemies of being some kind of disturbing fetischist
oldest trick in the book, rabbi

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ah yes the Irish

>>69897170
its going to be an absolute mess
I get why Trudeau didn't want to go

a jew talking about degeneracy.

>>69897181
>watersports
>disturbing
heh.. fresh off the boats eh kid?

x265 is shit

doin the so called 'regret

>renting a room in a house share is like 1200 a month in london
Ah yes very reasonable

>>69897207
just kidding

what are you up to?

>>69897221
It really isn't, unless you're looking at central regions

London isn't as expensive as you think

condoms are so shit, they're tight as fuck on my cock and they also remind me that i dont even trust the vag im about to dip my dick in

what's the poing of having sex if i am cut

>>69897207
toast plucking rasheeds

The beaners inability to keep his story straight is the reason it's such a shit gimmick
>>69897132
Shake me, wake me, tell me it's a dream

>>69897258
*point

america hahahah
http://is2.4chan.org/int/1484374413836.webm

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>>69897274
WHERE YA GONNA RUN TO NOW

>>69897114
You can get a full sized detached house right on the beach and 40 minute ferry ride from Sydney CBD for AU$500-600
>>69897303
Good lad

Canadian intellectual here.

Ask me anything.

just banged the guitar hard as fuck against my desk just now

hope she's ok

aussie rorke is my best friend

>>69897323
you're the lad who posted his face last year

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>>69897315
>tfw to smart to pretend too be me

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>these leafs

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>>69897328
I like Russia though no matter what colour they fly

>so hungry I'm smelling old pizza boxes
think I have a problem

>>69897346
The 4 or 5 of us that post here are literally one person morphed into a single poster

>The first Jewish presence in Mexico, was the arrival the Conversos which accompanied Hernán Cortés in 1519. These were members of Jewish families which had been forcibly converted to Christianity in order to avoid expulsion from Spain after the Reconquest of the Iberian Peninsula from the Moors .[2][3] The reconquest was followed by the Spanish Inquisition which made the Conversos one of their targets, with accusations of reverting to Judaic practice.[3] Converso migration to the new Spanish colony began in 1530 after most of the violence from the conquest of the Aztec Empire had subsided and the Spanish Inquisition continued. For several decades these families were able to live peacefully, integrating into Mexico’s elite, with some become prominent Catholic clergy and some returning to Jewish practice.[3]

thai chicANO assisted to this event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHej11G-auw

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>>69897369
some sort of Canadian boogeyman hive-mind

>>69897354
I definitely do not remember that set of that definitely of age girl haha

You know those tiny homes people build that are basically RVs?

Where do they park them to live in? Parking lots? Random fields?

>>69897354
girls are too tall these days

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>mexicANO arrives

>>69897394
they park 'em in your moms asshole, kid

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any fellow meme war veterans in?

>>69897334
wrong

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>>69897394
trailer parks?
I laugh when I think how retarded yuppies are being conditioned to think embarrassingly tiny "homes" are cool and trendy

>>69897394
in your mums arse mate

duh???

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>>69897382
>tfw to lazy to finish my to ambitious to smart picture

ah yes Grand Redditour

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>>69897419
I've been living in the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar

if blacks really feel oppresed by whites in the United States, why don't they move to africa?

>After Mexico gained its Independence, it abolished the Inquisition but Catholic religion was declared official. Remaining Crypto-Jews still did not openly admit to such but did begin to observe various Jewish rituals and from 1825 to 1860 and a few European Jews from Germany and Eastern Europe arrived.[2] These immigrants were not allowed to become Mexican citizens but their main challenges to living in Mexico were economic rather than social or religious.[3] In 1861 a group rented a hall to celebrate Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, the first recorded instance of public Jewish worship.[2] In 1865, then Emperor Maximilian I issued an edict of religious tolerance, with representatives from Jewish organizations in Europe and the United States coming to Mexico to explore the possibilities for immigration.[3][5] From 1864 to 1867, the Mexican emperor invited some European Jews from France, Belgium and Austro-Hungary to settle in Mexico.[2]

>>69897436
better to be "good enough" than a perfectionist.

>>69897473
this could look alright honestly
I kind of like that "factory" aesthetic

Just finished reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra

AMA

then i am a cripto-jew

Benefits of being a manlet

1) Slightly less likely to be hit by lightning
2) Much less likely to fall over a balcony railing
3) Easier to spot discounts on groceries on the bottom shelf
4) Easier to disguise yourself as a child if you need to
5) More likely to be cast as a dwarf in a fantasy television series

>>69897498
you're autistic tho

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>>69897402
I hope you're keeping up!

>>69897498
Nothing ever looks as good as it does in the renders

The engineers also make a ton of changes before the final thing

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>>69897476

Given the level of detail I've already put in, I don't want to just rush through the rest. I want this to be overwhelming.

I'm imagining a full, brain-tentacle-created Anor Londo background

redpill me on ranch dressing

>>69897522
6) You are the last person to get hit by the rain

>>69897515
read that a while back
desu it doesn't really resonate on its own, I read it initially because its his most famous but didn't really "get" it
after reading Kierkegaard, Hegel and Nietzsche's other works then re-reading Zarathustra it made more sense

personally Fear and Trembling hit me much harder than anything else.

>>69897424
all part of the dehumanization program being carried out by the global elites

not only do you get people used to the idea of getting a lot less for their money you also effectively kill the idea of having children as it simply isn't feasible when half your pay is going to your 200 square foot coffin apartment or half a trailer but don't worry you're being hip and "with it"

>>69897544
It's horse jizz gone sour.

>>69897533
Looks like I need to do a suicide

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GOOD MORNING!

IT'S FUNNY ISNT IT?

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>I read Nietzsche

not going out tonight lads. can't risk ending up back in ER again

Housemate put up a snapchat story of two 17 year old boys running naked outside

>>69897562
this is one reason why I want to "break free"
really here my prospects seem pretty grim even with a degree and some experience/skills

even if I went back to school for a college degree I'd probably still living paycheck to paycheck in some hovel or spending my entire day on commute just for a handful of hours to myself at home then back to sleep and work again like my dad.

my dad makes great money and has a good lifestyle but I feel like he doesn't get to enjoy it much though he'd never say it.

european philosophy is laughable at best

eastern philosophies are significantly more relevant to finding happiness whereas european philosophies place being moral as the highest goal even if it means you suffer as a result

the refugee crisis in europe is largely brought about by that sort of thinking

>>69897544
delicious
can put it on anything

feel like absolute cack

hope I can recover in time to go out and pull some grotty slag tonight

>>69897625
Eastern philosophy: stop caring about worldy things

>>69897625
rude
and only the Indians really pushed the boundaries of philosophy

Asians are all about "b a good boi and do what your told"

only with the spread of Indian ideas like Buddhism did some more interesting stuff like Zen develop.

only Daoism really interests me besides that.

>>69897621
do what i did and drop out of uni and go work the oil fields i make more money than the engineers in the industry do just by working as a roughneck
you'll also have tons of time off and with the money you'd make you could blow it on travel and drugs and whores or do what i do and put it into mutual funds

>>69897609
>ER again
Elizabeth's Regina?

>>69897684
>do what i did and drop out of uni
already done uni so too late for that
heading to asia now

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me

I have my own philosophy like any man should

>>69897719
no

one philosophy, one nation, one leader, one people

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>heading to asia now

Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>69897671
hinduism and buddhism are primarily what i'm talking about because confucianism is really just filial piety and strict obedience to the established order which is a good philosophy to base a society off of (not as good as aristotle's metaphysics) but it's no so good when it comes to finding happiness and a purpose for yourself because your purpose comes from rigid conformity to the norm

tibetan buddhism is the most interesting thing out there imo
it combines warrior gods who ride on flying dragons with buddhist principles like the 4 noble truths

>>69897742
not a word

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>>69897734
why contain it?

>>69897701
is that you xiaoping robinson?

>>69897694
regina is a shithole

most certainly would not want to end up there

discuss german idealism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOk6HB609po

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>n real life the weirdo who records people at their homes gets Nancy

Chad btfo

why would ANYONE in their right mind continue to snort lines of cocaine at 7 am after already being awake for 2 days straight

haitiANO

>>69897797
someone who hates himself

>>69897747
Aristotle is one of the biggest reasons for scientific discouragement. So much of his theories and ideas were valued more than people who were actually correct

>>69897797
>in their right mind
>after already being awake for 2 days straight

>>69897742
i see this shitty fedora bait pop up and i've never taken the time to address it

the main problem with it is that islam is not really esoteric at all in fact that's what makes it so powerful is that it's a clearly laid out set of rules and there's no speculating on it

islam does not lend itself to pondering the meaning of god or how to find peace as it is simply 'submit to these rules and you're all good'

hinduism however requires quite a deal of thought to even begin to apply it to your own life

>>69897797
depends. i would if i was in good company. but after 2 days straight that's a bit too much

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r8 comfy

>>69897797
Sounds like fun

>>69897832
lifegoingnowhere/10
not very comfy

>>69897832
would kill myself/10

>>69897747
I watched a documentary on Tibetan Buddhism last night
really interesting stuff.
its ironic that the Chinese invasion and attempted genocide only served to make an isolated mountain cult into a global phenomenon.

now there are Tibetan Buddhist temples from the Arizona highlands to snowy Canada.

Vajrayana Buddhism is really strange too, I've read the Tibetan book of the dead as well as various other writings that talk about all sorts of strange things such as self-guided reincarnation as well as being able to guide the reincarnation of others.

even ideas akin to eugenics by "mercy killing" defectives so they can be reborn in a superior form through the application of your dharma. the same goes for warfare and killing.

>>69897794
literally who, crimson chin and depressed faggot al pizzaface

hmmm gonna guess some HBO show?

what are the 5 levels of degeneracy?

the scumbag would kill himself

>>69897866
your 'tism is showing

>>69897814
i disagree in fact i think aristotle is the reason why europe conquered the new world instead of china

aristotelian metaphysics promotes a rigorous study of the natural world and a challenging of current paradigms based upon what is observed and what is wondered
it is the wonderment and the exploration that bring meaning to things

the confucian analects however stress rigid conformity to the norm and punish independent thought because the end goal is stability and thus you are left with those who would otherwise go out and explore either keeping their mouths shut or being ostracized

RORKES BTFO
http://us.tomonews.com/hate-crime-charge-for-lady-who-hounded-mexican-family-on-facebook-live-3252616?utm_campaign=01132017+hate+crime+mexico+family&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook+TomoNewsUS

>>69897889
virus do not click

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remembering all those times i was a complete idiot haha

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she looks jewish

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>>69897820
you know nothing about Islam if you think its not esoteric.

maybe its not emphasized now but it was in the past when mystics where the most prominent figures rather than judges.

read rene guenon, especially "Symbolism of the Cross"

Islam is actually uniqe in its approach because it is both intensely logical as well as esoteric. its mystical practices are almost mathematical in nature, which is also why the Arabs held maths in such high esteem, it is literally the language of God.

the lack of visual representation in Islam places the emphasis more on abstract and "rational" representations of divinity.

>>69897859
name of the doc?

>>69897919
Jews aren't stupid irresponsible wrecks

They're organised, silent and smart

>>69897949
you are right, she is polish

>>69897946
really good, they got some great footage of this highly secretive sect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lds915JYbTQ

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The neon demon gf

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idea: end racism by ignoring it

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Lads, please help me make a feel-good infographic for our shortfriends

I need more items to add to the list

It could make someone's day!

>>69897995
JUST A SMALL TIME GIRL

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someone rescue me from this desert

>>69898032
y so greasy

business idea: sell tim's body oil as a daily supplement

do you pirates know that this slavic bitch got arrested 4 weeks ago?
https://www.instagram.com/anastasiahappy/

>>69898051
virus do not click

>>69898067
did not click

>>69898073
GOOD lad

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WTF

https://github.com/arialdomartini/morris-worm

*does a sex*

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In bed :|

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Reminder

>>69898087
i would not want to clean that litter box

This shitty thread is still going??

>>69898102
me on the left

>>69897832
Depression/10

>>69898111
laffed

>>69897970
cheers

Why was this on my recommended list????

*gets 29 likes*

t. Every fucking twat on youtube

Lads: Goldroom & Le Youth Boiler Room on YouTube

>>69898107
wow you just made the thread 10 times better

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>>69898161
I know

>>69898179
Almost a uni-boob

>>69898179
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>immoral posts

>>69898194
literally from reddit

i remember when /cum/ was infested of degenerates from /s/

>>69898228
Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall ?

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>>69897933
>in the past

yeah all prior to ~1150 and the main sects of islam have never been mystical in nature
the islamics patterns displayed in old mosques are almost a direct plagiarism of jewish mysticism

for the majority of islam's history it has not been haraam to depict mohammed or the angels

>>69898194
Back to your containment board
>>>/int/brit/

>>69898228
i'm here from /s/

dont know what /s/ is lads

haitiANO

>>69897797
been drinking for like 16 hours straight

my brain hurts

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>I'm the last male with my surname in the family
>I'm never having kids

lmao

just realized there's a board called sexy beautiful women

the absolute state of this website

Gonna start calling my parents by their first names just to spite them

69898337
holy shit it's real

>>69898339
been doing that since i was 9

Britain would look nicer if we didn't cut down all the trees

>>69898315
>only child with no cousins in my family
>i'm never going to have kids

lmoa my bloodline survived MILLIONS of years and is gonna die out because im a neet fuckup LMOA LMOA

>>69898358
me too lol

>>69898357
I'd drop a log on you bucko

Would like a ginger gf from Lurgan.

>>69898371
aha what are we like?

>>69898358
>>69898371
why do people say this? don't you have uncles and cousins or whatever

>>69898337
When will they learn

http://www.strawpoll.me/12103861

>>69898419
>only child with no cousins

mate...

reading up on racism in NI

apparently even southern Europeans get racist abuse for having olive skin

disgusting and savage behaviour

haha why can't i stop being a bit sad lmao

Oh come now, you can all find someone.

Once women hit 30 they go batshit for kids and you'll have the opportunity to get roped in having kids

>tfw gf gets more pleasure from digital penetration than penis
>finger her with my index finger and she moans and twitches and cums
>fuck her and it's barely anything

Some girls are just built for smaller cocks. Any of you guys want her?

catholicism and eastern orthodox are the only sects of christianity (large ones anyway because the copts are extremely mystical) that still have an element of mysticism to them
"we will now proclaim the mystery of our faith" is a line said during every catholic mass and in catholic and orthodox seminaries and monasteries the clergy spend years contemplating the meaning of their belief

church of england, the lutherans, presbyterians, etc almost revile wondering about god and what the existance of god means

protestantism was a mistake

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morning wagies
bit cold out this morning

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>mfw a brazilian poster makes a post saying brazil is white because there are lots of germans living in brazil
>mfw it is literally a german enclave within brazil and are completely different to actual brazilians
>mfw brazilians will never be white

I GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIEEEEEEEEEEEER

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>>69898481

My friend, I don't think the problem is with your gf.

Try out different positions and thrust speeds/patterns.

done my hair up in the JUST style

think it looks alright on me 2bh

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>>69898253
>the main sects of islam have never been mystical in nature
that doesn't mean anything when the most influential ideas were mystical ones for a very ling time.

the Shia are very mystical and the Sunni are so gigantic that a lot of other stuff went on beyond pure legalism.
>direct plagiarism
Islam is plagiarism of Judaism anyways. that doesn't it never developed beyond that.

the total ban on human form actually came latter, the ideas that images/icons were insufficient to portray the divine came long before.

numerology for one is a massive feild of religious study within Islam, combining the mystical with the logical.

pic related is the name of Allah.

>"The numerical value of the word Allah is:
1 + 30 + 30 + 5 = 66.
The effective totalization of the being is called 'Moksha' (or 'delivrance') in the Hindu doctrines, and 'Universal Man' in Islamic esoterism, where in the latter he is represented by the couple 'Adam-Eve' (Adam wa Hawwa) and has the same number 66 as Allāh, which may be taken as a means of expressing the 'Supreme Identity'" (Symbolism of the Cross)

this in effect is a "scientific" proof of the concept of the "perfect man" or Al-Insan al-Kamil, a status humanity lost with he fall of Adab, but was attained again by Muhammad proving to Sufis that this status akin to Nietzsche's "overman" can be attained by humans.

regardless of affiliation this "Doctrine of the Perfect Man" guides the actions of every single Muslim. its their quest for some sort of spiritual and mystical enlightenment, AND its why there is so much argument over getting things perfectly exact (like what Muhammad said/did) because emulating Muhammad for them is the straightforward path to enlightenment.

the literalism and intense legalistic debate in effect stem from these esoteric ideas of purity.

i am cut, so what's the point of having sex

>>69898482

It's my understanding that High Anglicanism involves gnosticism, or at least that many upper class CoE practitioners are gnostics

It's wrong to say that protestants can't be interested in mysticism

>>69898521
to reproduce, you utter waste of a wasteman

>>69898419
that's still not your exact genetics

your genetic line began with single celled organisms almost 4 billion years ago and now manifests as you today

This shitty thread is STILL going..?

six hour stubble lads
will I regret epilating my face?

maybe I should get laser like trannies do

>>69898548
FOY

>>69898508
Thanks but I don't think so. Last night I fucked her and afterwards she cried because she was hurting and she bled a little. She needs small willy

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>>69898482
loads of really strange protestant mysticism.
especially in America

>>69898548

5ish years now surely? think /brit/ started in 2012

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even if i ever got my shit together i still missed out on the best years of an average persons life

>>69898589
Terrible

>>69898590
which are?

pre-13, nothing bothers you
pre-18, no money for anything, can't drive
you can't be much older than mid twenties, so you've got plenty of time to fuck high school girls

>>69897057
what is this ? fucking 2010 ?

is it fine to drink water out of a bottle that has been sitting for months

>>69898646
ITS TURNING THE FROGS GAY

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HOW WILL I KNOW

>>69898638
fuck you I was on 1MB/s max before and now I have 50mbps fibre

eat shit

>>69898627

>high school

thought it was sixth form over there?

>>69898627
best years are 14-22

>>69898646
not in a plastic one

ive got soul... but im no soilder

>>69898646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhI_2o6uLcc

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>>69898664
I now know.

>>69898646
only if it hasn't been opened before
if it has then don't

Lads, just got the bews my dick doesnt work.
>tfw cant have kids
I know.a lot of.you guys probably would be okay with this, but ive always wanted to.be a dad and now my dreams are gone.
Phoned in for work because i really dont famcy facing a day with the troops talking.about how great their shit cunt kids are.

>>69898706
>>69898691
why not

>>69898732
Get a sperm donation from your brother

>>69898732
if it makes you feel any better hitler didnt have any kids

can't wait until the family hates me and i can an hero

>>69898732
that's rough man
will it still not be possible even with ivf?

will be having four kids

what bout ye lads

>>69898518
i'll give you that mysticism is still prevalent in shia islam but nowadays sunnis are almost strictly judicial in nature (suffis are almost purely Mystics but they are dwarfed in number by shias and sunnis)
the mullahs act as judges who apply the koran in a literal manner because the koran is the direct word of god, god speaks arabic
this differs greatly from the torah and the bible in that both are accepted to be human works inspired by god especially the psalms and proverbs
the books of the prophets and judges are even taken not as direct word but as divinely inspired which gives much more leeway for discussion about what is really meant

i can't think of the name now but there was an extremely influential islamic cleric in the 12th century who was largely responsible for turning islam away from math and science because he saw it as leading people away from god

>>69898771
why is he so wrinkley

The next step for the western world is to adopt Islam just like it did with Christianity, and mold it to rebuild itself from the degenerate decline

I await the day when the crescent moon and stars fly alongside our flag

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I wonder...

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I have two unrelated peices of information to present you /brit/:

>the average man today has less sperm, and of lower quality, than a man from 50 years ago

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-israel-demographics-idUSKCN0RP0Z820150925

>>69898755
>>69898779
>wanting.to.raise another mans kid.
I thought about this and its been discussed but im not okay with it. Adoption is out too.
It may sound bad, but i want it to be MY kid.

>>69898807

Western Civilization died in WWII and it's never coming back.

>>69898807
>adopt islam
>let shitskin imams have ANY role in our societies
don't like it when you shitpost, straya

*does a vape*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wE6Pl4U6x4

alri?

>>69898824
IVF isn't another man's kid, its just something people do when they have trouble conceiving. don't know what makes you eligible to try it though

>>69898824
Your brother's kid would genetically be your child too

>>69898794
none, ill never be able to shag a woman pretty enough that im comfortable living with for the rest of my life

told my friends to watch Luther. fucking normies insist on Sherlock. fuck Sherlock Holmes. he is a bender.

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business idea

>>69898865

cut the porn and the fapping and yer standards will crash lad

Big fan of all the dark school shooter white boy hip hop thats blowing up lately 2bh

>>69898878
Bigot.

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>>69898878
Tell us what happened lad

>>69898878

Volcano or bomb?

>>69898878
redpill me on this image

>>69898879
>le no fap xD
no they won't. ive always been very shallow.

>>69898865

go to brothels regularly and have some exp senpai. i know how u feel but dont give up

>>69898575
the snake handlers are a tiny sect in appalachia and the snake handling is supposed to test your devotion to god as it comes from a verse stating something along the lines of "i will pick up serpents"

i do not see this as mysticism so much as an exercise in blind faith but many evangelicals do do the whole speaking in tongues thing but that's less about the mystery of faith as it is an outward expression of god speaking through you
again that strikes me as more a test of faith than trying to gain deeper understanding
they do do casting out of demons though

>>69898736
It's fine so long as the bottle hasn't been sitting in sunlight for prolonged periods of time

I have become

comfortably numb

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the dream in life lads

a blonde wife and a house in the country with the kids

>>69898901
>>69898897
>>69898895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXGLVb5OZPA

>>69898796
Sufis are Sunni m8 and their ideas are faqr more widespread than just the monks and such themselves
and the Shia are pretty mental, they fully embraced the esoteric side of things
>nowadays sunnis are almost strictly judicial in nature
I agree but this is more recent, and I blame autistic proddies for this since they favoured judicial/literalist leaders in their dealings with the middle east, effectively legitimizing them as the only authority.

I think you mean Al-Ghazali, and he himself was a mystic and a poet, his influence was massive in shifting the balance of Islam towards mysticism and the occult.
what we have today si some odd mess where people are rejecting mysticism and embracing reason, yet also hanging onto the esoteric trappings put in place by that mysticism which in effect "sours" any rational attempts.

you can argue the same about Atheists in the West who refuse to step out from under the shadow of God (or God's corpse).

>>69898843
Got the docs today to discuss other options. I never really researched ivf, i thought it was a woman thing.
>>69898861
Here mate, my brother is the kind of.dixk.that would.hold.it over me for life.
>hey bro, remember that time i helped your gf have a baby.
No.thanks.

>>69898938
where's this

>>69898938
Same and it's not particularly difficult to achieve here and in Canada where most women still want families

Would be shit out of luck in Britain or Europe though

https://youtu.be/5h3rCFqW8KE
Bruh

All I wanna do is ride fast bikes lads

>>69898965

south eastern Québec. I believe Gaspésie.

>>69898943
>armed police hydropower troops

wew

>>69898988
your mum is the village bike

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>>69898878
https://youtu.be/RbmS3tQJ7Os#t=65

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Night lads

>>69899023
night lad

>>69899023
is this england?? wtf

i don't think anything in the house is strong enough to hold my 90ish kg so i can hang myself :\

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>>69898965
>>69898938
runt stole my picture from my vacation to my Grandpas hometown in Quebec

>>69899050
yorkshire