/brit/

need a qt gf to cuddle

Post your willy/height ratio lads

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kay-on

did a post
>>8463678

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funny stuff

>preordered the red/blue switch
FUCK

thailad smells

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r kev

>>69892882
2

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What sort of noises do you reckon she makes when taking the BBC?

>>69892882
1:1
i use it as a belt

blacked lesbian scene was actually quite underwhelming

still though, the potential is there

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Need an olden time slag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT2oAYGkB3c

Creepy

did you just assume my religion? when you say "bless you" you are making the assumption that I am some form of Christian or believe in god. what if I believe in satan? what if i praise satan? saying "bless you" just became an insult. you have no prior knowledge of my religion, and therefore should not say "bless you."

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HOW WILL I KNOW?

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>>69892908

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEpAjymQg5A

are moz

>>69892940
ooo eee ooo ooo ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll

NOISES MAKE ME SOOOOOO MAD REEEEEE

So are all those chinky martial arts a load of bollocks then or what? Knew a few lads at school with taekwondo black belts but could never be arsed myself

>>69892879
Judo is more into throwing people around, but Jiu Jitsu focuses mainly on ground wrestling.

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well /brit/?

>>69892936
>>69892897
>>69892861
Is there a bigger hero on /brit/?


>>69892940
Fucking awful ones

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>69892841
Thanks /brit/, gonna do this to the big tittied qt I'm gonna see this weekend

>>69892882
5'8 manlet
8 inch shlonger
god is a cruel taskmaster

>>69892992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NKu41vTeOM

>>69893023
Full body pic

>>69893011
Pick him up and punt him

>>69893004
I do Wing Chun and I assure you it's quite dangerous you wouldn't want to cross me

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>tfw tiny puny skelly virgin
>get jacked after pumping test
>still a virgin

haah

>>69893004
Taekwondo is pretty much useless to most trainees. It gives good balance and kicking strength, but it's very impractical and focuses to much on the chinky showmanship
The value of the belt system also varies greatly

The euro will crash before we leave. It's inevitable at this point. The Italians let the crisis escalate.

>>69893004
No they're solid, it just depends how you apply yourself to your training and which kind you take

Some are not really great for actual fighting and are more for show or meditation

>>69893004
yeah, battered more monks than I can count

asked a tattoo parlor how much for a black sun on the elbow
they said they don't do business with fascists
didn't think they would know of it

gonna do a bait

Imagine be so mad at losing an argument you bring it into TWO new threads in an attempt to finally 'win'

All the while claiming not to be mad at all lmao

>>69893046
fuck off bender

>>69893072
What the fuck

lmao

Are emos still around?

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need a fascist gf

>>69893093
N-no homo

He's definitely not mad, lads.

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>The value of the belt system also varies greatly

fun fact: fascist and faggot both mean the same thing

gets the noggin twirlin

>>69893097
Not for long
They don't breed and they have got a high suicide rate as well

>>69893108
me too lad
me too

need to get a life desu boys

any other cocaine lads

whenever i do the slightest bit of gear i end up typing really long paragraphs on /brit/ that i doubt anyone ever reads

embarrassing in a way

@********92
@********25
literally unironically getting fed up with this distilled autism
lmao

>>69892940
i wonder what she looks like with all those filters and inch-thick makeup on.

>>69893011
I ask him not to be rude and point out that loafers aren't a style of Jordan sneaker.

>>69893074
it's a tattoo parlour of course they would know

>>69893097
don't think so
emo was just a edgy sort of thing but then emo got too popular
i'm sure the emos of today's generation like something else strange

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>>69893074
Did someone say Black Sun?

Would love to have a gf who was into bdsm, tie her up in sexy latex and whip and call her mean stuff, then shag her hard and after we could cuddle and watch gremlins 2

*punches you in the face*
WELCOME TO EARF

>>69893097
All the weird people at my school you know, furries, emos and stuff hang out at the same place and speak english to each other
once took a sc of me telling them to SPEAK FUCKING ICELANDIC

>>69893150
i read them and enjoy them x

>>69893011
dis
https://youtu.be/7MQRXbLU19k

>>69893198
well i don't feel very welcome now...

>>69893132
A black belt Icelander I know once went to America to some kind of Taekwondo meeting.
He was excited to learn from the room full of black belts, but became thoroughly disappointed to learn that they were just a bunch of regular blokes kicking like mongs

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https://youtu.be/aZMbTFNp4wI

Excellent banter from the rasheeds here ngl

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could do with a true swedish gf rn

>>69893011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y77KI9u1-Q

If sambo was easy it would be called wrestling and if wrestling was easy it would be called jiu jitsu

>>69893198
*uses aikido techniques so you end up on the floor instead of punching me in the face*

heh

>>69893159
No one cares. We just wanna know what noises she makes.

Are they fucking awful, or brainless girlie cute ones

the fishtail hairstyle is numero UNO

Black belt in origami

the gf
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1484272745201.png

>>69893209
are you a fellow cocaine lad?

do you enjoy them in the way that it's interesting the shit that i come out with or in the way that you're laughing at the absolute state of me?

>>69893220
bit racist

>>69893263
That can't be healthy at all

>autism
>autism
>sperg
>u sperg
>u mad
>mad
>how mad
>autism
>le win
>mad
>mad
>mad
>sperg
>i don't sperg
>U SPERG
>autism
>mad
>autism
>mad autism
>sperg
>sperg
>sperg

>>69893218

>>69893108
What is happening in pic?

>>69893263
Yank chasing runt

>>69893216
There are like 10 degrees of black belt and not all martial arts are actually useful

A lot of the famous Chinese ones are just wank to show off

>>69893209
didn't read this post

>>69893011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwn20Qskbls

beet would absolutely HEEM me so nothing

>>69893263
virus do not click

>>69893216
Yeah, belt system means nothing here at all, really.

Funny thing is, here the classes with the best participants often have no belt to show it. The belt is just a meme to me by this point.

>>69893108

Are these Overwatch mormons?

>>69893266
>are you a fellow cocaine lad?
cant really afford it so stick to psychs desu

>do you enjoy them in the way that it's interesting the shit that i come out with or in the way that you're laughing at the absolute state of me?
both haha

Watched taekwondo in the Olympics and it was boring as fuck, though they'd be going at each other like a Bruce Lee film but it's more like fencing but with kicks

>>69893263
THE BLESSING OF NURGLE

Yeah, he's not mad at all, seriously guise

boxing is what i do but MT is de ''''''best'''''' and most comprehensive stand up art

not a northerner but i think the north's kind of cool in a way
i think one of the best existences is being a rich northerner with no need to worry about money

you all bully the north but the only bad thing you can say is 'lol povvo cunts'
if you were a northerner but not poor then that's quite nice

>>69893313
Gutted that the British guy lost in the last second of the final

the schizophrenic is having an argument with himself again

>>69893278
almost instinctually posted FOY at the sight of all those tired yankisms

own like 10 (TEN) black belts lads

reckon i could HEEM the lot of you on this fact alone

>>69893313
taekwondo kicks are devastating when you get someone who's good at it

watch some knockout compilation on youtube

>>69893337
the noises set him off

benders

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Wew lads

This Margarita is really starting to hit me and I'm not finished with it

Alcohol is a hellova drug

nan just called me a nonce

Listening to some (kinda) old songs. You can't post on /brit/ if you don't know this one;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPVz101nd0

>>69893339
have you read the last two/three threads? fucking state of some people. boring as fuck.

>>69893374
weak

youre the lad whos 5'3''?

wow doodios im sooo drunk lol

>>69893380
why?

>>69893380
nonce

>>69893313
Sports taekwondo is shit they're just trying to score points, not knock eachother the fuck out

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>>69893353
I'm a quite good kicker and can kick 180 degrees straight up, but I am still pretty short so I have a hard time getting that knockout kick

>>69893393
No

>>69893108
http://www.imgrum.net/user/alina.rauheneck/2251198079/1339682495003880428_2251198079

need a fascist gf desu

>>69893323
Shoot boxing is more comprehensive

>>69893382
after hearing this album i thought muse was a nazi band 2bh

(they probably are)

>>69893364
Which ones though, cos only there's some that really trigger him?

just had a penis pill

just see how it goes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jyzDH0xnJ4

my song

>>69893353
Full contact taekwondo is good to watch but the shit they have in the Olympics is fucking boring

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>>69893407
me on the left

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>>69893422
Tell me you're baiting.

>>69893414
yeah but where are you even gonna be able to do that

*my clearly rabies-infested pitbull barks at you menacingly*

hahaha don't be scared pal he's no gonnae bite

>>69893450
me owth

>>69893451
why would he be?

>>69893407
I've never understood why you would ever need to preform a kick like that.

>>69893472
Why wouldn't he be?

>>69893451
>(((They))) will not force us
>(((They))) will stop degrading us
>(((They))) will not control us
>We will be victorious
Yea, idk pham

what is all this wank about a nintendo console thing

what is so special about it

>>69893391
bringing an argument you already lost into the new thread is always embarrassing

>>69893463
reckon i could kill most dogs with my bare hands

only dog ive ever seen i reckon i couldnt kill was massive, over 6 foot and 100kilos

>Sir John Bowring, Governor of Hong Kong from 1854 to 1859, was said to know 200 languages, and capable of speaking 100.

>>69893472
I want to believe yurop isn't as cucked as /int/ makes it out to be. Maybe it's wishful thinking but goddamnit, yuropeens need to grow some balls.

>>69893490
Nothing really. It's a shitty half-handheld-half-console that costs $400 and probably won't have any better games than the WiiU failure.

>>69893450
Id almost always just kick for the legs or stomach
Can turn someones thigh black with a few of those
>>69893463
My experience as a postman has made me quite distrustful of dogs

>>69893490
You can play Skyrim on the airplane next to a sleeping black man!

>>69893483
not a kicker but when someone lands one of them it can take your head clean off

>>69893487
nah think he's a bit of a conspiracy nut, but not a nazi

got an absolutely tiny willy lads

reckon i could kill most irishmen with my bare hands

only irishmen ive ever seen i reckon i couldnt kill was massive, over 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

>>69893483
Full on kick to the head would knock someone right out.

popped a xanny straight down the japseye

evening lads
need some opinions

just went out with some people from work for leaving drinks and i got approached about being poached for their new companies muleiplt times, but they told me to be discrete about it because of contractual obligations

what do you lads think

>>69893490
Nintendo should just make games for other consoles. Mario would probably sell well on PS4/Xbone

>>69893487
I don't see how this has anything to do with nazism. This should relate to any average person who wants free will struggling with a corrupt government.

>>69893391
I have.

Tbh when I read some of these arguments I wonder if they act like that with their mates in a pub, assuming they have mates and assuming they don't get glassed in the face for acting like a tiresome twat as soon as they start gobbing off.

>>69893521
>>69893550
A kick on the head would knock someone the fuck out, but why 180 degrees? What the fuck is up with that shit?

>>69893560
Wat

>>69893567
Why would they? Nintendo's IPs are the only reason people buy their meme consoles.

>>69893583
Asians are short

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>>69893547
pics of said willy if you were wondering

Hello

>>69893583
The spin creates a lot of power
Even a soft one of those to the organs hurts like shit

>>69893515
doesn't sound very exciting, why all the hype?

>>69893520
I usually spend the whole flight just looking out the window, even on 20h flights

planes r cool

>>69893567
Other consoles are garbage though

>>69893547
Just pretend it's big like the freaks on here do.

>>69893598
The Wii U was a massive flop and lost them loads of money

>>69893606
the actual state of you, lad

>>69893612
t. david puddy

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>>69893611
I think I'll just stick to Muay Thai and wrestling with none of this fancy Bruce Lee shit.

why do yanks feel the need to post their willies and bumholes here?

FOY's

>>69893617
Nintendo's consoles have been on the garbage pile since the SNES

>>69893629
it's a bit small isn't it

dumb frogposter

Rank your best fruit lads

>Blueberries
>A good orange, can be hit and miss
>Raspberries
>Strawberries
>Peaches and nectarines
>Apples

>>69893647
The same reason we like pouring your tea into the harbor, it just seems to ruin your carefully laid-out schemes.

>>69893656
Eat shit Juan.

>>69893647
>>69893647
theyre fucking freaks but I never react or comment because you just know they will start doing it more, fat yank dickheads

>>69893644
I would definitely recommend Muay Thai and wrestling over Taekwondo

>>69893490
normies are stupid desu

why is it almost EXCLUSIVELY yanks who do the cringey flag larping?

Examples: (see enclosed)
>i LOVE you france u are my GREATEST ALLY :))

>i LOVE poland WE will destroy russia!

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>>69893647

>>69893668
Only the rich eat fruit in Iceland
We have to stick to vitamin supplements

>>69893668
>raspberry
>banana
>water melon
>plum
>kiwi

>>69893668
Satsuma
Black grapes
Tomato
Big orange

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>>69893647
Cuz we know you like it

>>69893687
update: ive spotted it AGAIN. see here >>69893680

"we we we"

what DO the kikes do with all the foreskins they collect? serious replies only

i am cut and i do not like in yankland

i've been awake since 7 am on thursday morning lmao

>>69893668
peaches and nectarines
passion fruit
plums
strawberries
banana

>>69893722
sell it to companies who make creams or something

>>69893683
Try learning Krav Maga if you need to fight in real situations. I hear it's the most practical martial art form

>>69893722
hospitals sell them to cosmetic companies. foreskin is in makeup and lotions and that

>>69893722
Literally put it in skin care products lmao

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I can't remember when I last saw the sun

Rank your favorite diesel engines lads

>cummins 5.9: nice and solid
>duramax 6.5: hit or miss kind of deal
>powerstroke: shit pure shit

this is britbongs national treasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjV8ZgNDWYU

>>69893759
i drove a skoda fabia from 2002 with a 1.9 litre non turbo diesel SDI engine and it was slow as fuck but it was literally bulletproof

>>69893746
>if you need to fight in real situations

or just not be a runt

>>69893754
>>69893755
ahh no, it is not illegal to mutilate an infant and sell their parts to companies. but being rude to a girl cost you the jail
#MALEPRIVILEGE

>>69893687
This is why I can't stand /pol/

have those two cunts finally fucked off to bed?

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>>69893775
>WoW pvp movie goldenage was 7 years ago

fuck

reckon I could heem everyone in this thread

>>69893719
I'll bite. The only identifying quality of a poster on /int/ is their flag, which means I identify with my country. So go fuck yourself.

>>69893759
1. the one I take to work
2. everyone else's

>>69893746
I've heard krav maga is bullshit

>>69893780
I take it you don't live anywhere near niggers.

>>69893811
Im talking about flag larping, reread my post.

>>69893791
its pretty bad yeh

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>>69893825
mentioned

>>69893825
nope but I got mugged in portsmouth once, had nothing on me and they just walked away lmao

purveying a poo

postulating a wank

cold out

wow he is using the n-word

>>69893823
Go fight someone who knows proper Krav Maga and see for yourself.

>>69893825
A negro was spotted in Keflavík airport earlier this week
It made the news and everything

>>69893791
Yanks are by far the worst part of /pol/

>tfw added 'Donald Trump' and 'Hillary Clinton' to my /pol/ filters and improved the board by 98%

>>69893807
>7 years ago
golden age wasnt in cataclysm, burger

the clips are from 2008

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The gf

>>69893823
edgelord: the martial art

If you want to be able to fight a normal person well Learn how to box primarly and maybe a little bit of judo or whatever so you can grapple if and when

in a real fight most people will try and punch you out

>>69893626
So? They still have loads of money
NOW if the switch flops then they'll be in trouble
They need to push the angle that it's a console AND their next handheld after the 3DS

>>69893794
Fuck off to bed, cunt

>when theres bare peng in your endz but youre too much of bumbaclot to ask them wahgwan

>>69893858
I'm not saying it's better than being untrained just that if you're going to put the effort into learning something you'll be better off with western kickboxing or Thai boxing

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>>69893867
cba to write it all out again, but my post is VERY relevant.

might fuck off to bed lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5OVRSfZVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO1r5jHrOuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp-wTeHOZQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT_5zokf8eI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zq6Va901ME

This is the most hilarious thing youtube has ever thought was a good idea

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https://youtu.be/P8a4S8C0a_Q

Chhhhhhoooon

https://youtu.be/Mrmv1gCEMRk

>>69893872
Kill yourself. Anyone can throw a punch, and just because you think you can knock someone out doesn't always mean you can.

>>69893882
nah what they NEED to do is bring out a decent fucking game for once

ninentdo has been putting out bullshit and rehashes for fucking years

the last legitimately good game they made was mario galaxy on the wii

>>69893895
>take pics of his own posts

>>69893870
>cataclysm
HAHAHAHAHA

>implying late vanilla/bc warcraft movies videos weren't GOAT

Tell me about the phone call that saved Europe

>>69893920
>Anyone can throw a punch,

absolute bollocks
the vast majority of people are completely shit at throwing punches

good luck trying to break someone elbow or whatever nonsense when he swings at your mall ninja dickhead

>>69893894
Good point, but if you learn how to properly fight and mix it with Krav then you can pull so much shit on your opponent that they won't see coming.

haitiANO

>>69893927
elhatiANO

>>69893930
it was you who were implying that cataclysm was the goldenage (cataclysm came out in 2010)

>>69893921
They put out loads of good games on their handhelds, I just hope they come to the switch, but beefier of course considering it's a full console as well

got called a mall ninja dickhead in /brit/

oh fuck im retarded

alcohol was a mistake

Got to stay up to watch babestation

>>69893956
referring to the video release date you utter muppet

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got called a dingus in Price Chopper

>>69893944
Yea watch all those "fight" videos where they slap each other with their fists and do these huge arches with their arms instead of locking in close to their torso

Need a new job 2bh

>>69893969
haha alri 11 year old me

>>69893944
I don't even know Krav Maga. I just feel the need to defend it since I've seen what people can do with it. Shit turns you into a human weapon.

On a side note, if someone swings at you, dodge that shit. Can't be too hard unless it's a sucker punch.

>>69893960
People are already slagging off the switch because they think it won't be anywhere near as powerful as the PS4/Xbone

>>69893920
>Anyone can throw a punch

a trained boxer or whatever could easily kill someone in a pub brawl tbf

el haitiANO and his arab friends doing interesting stuff in sweden
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2017/01/06/journalist-investigating-rape-epidemic-in-sweden-beat-up-by-migrants-speaking-arabic-n2267918

>>69893905
Wtf is this shite

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just shaved lads

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>Yea watch all those "fight" videos where they slap each other with their fists and do these huge arches with their arms instead of locking in close to their torso

el haitiANO wishes for a swedish girl to fuck...

>>69894007

ad campaign for some shitty youtube service

>>69894021
I would like one too please

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>>69894016

>>69894006
fake news

>>69894016
>hate the feeling of a beard
>shave and expose my babyface and receded chin

ah yes.

>>69893987
you're untrained and don't know shit about fighting in general so pipe down, your opinion is worthless

>>69893980
exactly, I'm 5'11 and 160 and I've trained on the pads during cirucuit training with big brawny 6'2 + rugby lads and I almost always hit way harder then they do for the single reason that none of them actually know what theyre doing and have no technique at all

>>69894047
>receded chin

you might want to get that checked out

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>>69893996
Yeah? What's your point?

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>>69893985
>tfw still have sky and can still watch it

>>69894047
Buy a stubble trimmer

>>69894059
not much can be done about it, surgery is expensive.

>>69894064
>buying things

FOB

f..f..fake news
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/732326/Swedish-Chef-Anders-Vendel-attacked-Muslim-migrants-Donald-Trump-lookalike-Malmo

mexicANO>>>haitiANO

speaking of boxing does anyone know waht time DeGale is on tomorrow?

>>69894057
I didn't say I was untrained you dumb fuck. I just said I don't know Krav Maga but know people that do.

I've done Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, wrestling and MMA. If the only thing between us wasn't a computer I'd tell you to try me, but that seems kind of pointless right now, doesn't it?

thinking about going to sleep but the lad left a bottle of baddog

>>69894113
Is Iceland cold?

>>69894106
t. spent 1 week in the "MMA" gym

behave you utter runt

>>69894097
about 3 or 4

>>69894113
Save it for another time when you're not staring at a screen and talking to strangers.

>>69894128
wtf why? I just assumed it would be on in the UK

reckon buddhism is the only religion that is remotely close to being truth

>>69894088
pretty sure everyone hates haitiANO (including me)

>>69894140
machines

>>69894127
I would literally fucking kill you. I've been doing MMA for over 5 years now

>>69894127
What's your preferred martial art?

>>69894139
well its in new york so thats about the time they usually start

(((69894140)))

*noises*

Spending my last 100 calories of the waking day on a hot chocolate

Thinking about learning Kiai so I can beat people without having to touch them

>>69894174
rrrrreEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69894120
-12c rn
>>69894131
it's an energy drink lad, got a stockpile of moonshine

>>69894152
less than half my experience you pathetic rat I'd eat you

>>69894158
boxing

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>arguing about who is better at martial arts on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>69894140
hey judeanon

whats happening?

>>69894175
i havent eaten anything since wednesday night

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>>69894174
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69894185
Only boxing? No wrestling?

>>69894187
*Judo throws you to the ground*
*Twists your arm out of it's socket*
HEEYA!

>>69894140
its literally just materialist nihilism with "dude be nice because uhh it feels good dude" thrown in for hippies

>>69894140
approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vohsba-978o

>>69893993
Yea but that's not really as much of an issue for programmers, no games make use of their "max power" and desu the Xbox/PS4 have been really unimpressive, never considered buying either

>>69894140
>reborn as a worm, die again and then understand the meaning of life

sounds legit

>>69894200
arent u hungry lol

those are nice legs
https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/819580243086348288/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>69894210
wrestling is fake

would like to go on a walking tour of Croydon.

>>69894244
virus do not click

>>69894247
You're a fucking idiot. Conversation over.

>counting calories

literally woman tier

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Is Manchester a nice place to visit?

Would like to go on a bicycle tour of Sydenham.

just booked holiday in cornwall

>>69894262
this desu

Always find it surprising kickboxing isnt very popular, i enjoy watching it more than MMA or boxing desu

https://youtu.be/_y1zcBfnalk

had a dream there was a club specifically for autistic people and I went inside and my ex was there and I felt her up

a fucking leaf thinks that twitter is virus

>>69894261
haha trolled

*trigger warning*

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1484354390169.webm

would like to go on a rollerblading tour of Chiswick.

>>69894227
Not even close, unless you only consider retarded westerners

>>69894174
Don't start, they've finally pissed off

>>69894292
;) see what you did there lad

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>>69894292
Stop it. You're gonna make me kill myself.

>>69894299
Are they drunk?

I wish I had a 12 year old gf who had massive chebs

>>69894140
I'm a big fan of it and Hinduism
But I still believe in Jesus, though they consider Jesus a Buddha so it all works out

>>69894321
unironically going to turn you in for this

i hope my manager didn't notice i was off my head in work today

>>69894286
People don't realise how hard these kicks are at all
One of these kicks to the thigh of the average person would end the fight

>>69894289
It's called Anime Club

>>69894323
absolute fucking state of you

>>69894301
the buddhist concept of ego death is 100% in-line with modern atheistic materialism tbf

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1484175769114.webm

>>69894345
Can't let go of muh Catholicism so easy
Prod like you wouldn't understand

need need NEED a babestation gf lads

it's not just that they're buff but also the noises they make

>>69894339
m8 at school was a kickboxer, thighs like fucking steel

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what about jainism

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>>69894299
>people pay money to talk to these people

what about niggerism

oi lads what's the website to pay a webcam slut to do a private show for me at the cheapest price possible?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMA3x-bc8iM

best video of all time

and trump is not president yet
>Obama ends visa-free path for Cubans who make it to U.S. soil
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/obama-cancels-cuban-wet-foot-dry-foot-immigration-policy-1.3933468

>>69894339
once had sex with a girl (born in '95 older than you) and she always told me a story of how she kicked a guy so hard in the balls he cried

>>69894393
epic

>>69894402
why are you speaking in english to him

>>69894381
Edgy

>>69894399
that's part of normalizing relations with Cuba

treating them with the same policies that every else falls under

>>69894365
They make taking those kicks look easy with their desensitised rock hard thighs
>>69894402
I've gotten my fair share of full force kicks to the bollocks. Never cried though

>>69894419
It's a general in english