/brit/

can the mexican fuck off already

>>69894876
nothing like the aroma of roasted garlic lads

haitiANO

>>69894876

anime

>>69894889
thats the issue, once you leave school your friends fuck off.

el haitiANO is angry

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jainism

>>69894911
alri janny

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He dont bite

>>69894908
this in a nutshell

its really hard to stay in contact
things just die after a while

They don't need punishment.

They need

GUNISHMENT

el haitiANO wishes you dead>>69894909

thai chicANO jajajajaja

there's so many fucking religions in africa and india

capITALS

f-word

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she's reading news on her kindle, I'm shitposting at spastics... isn't life grand

bit hungry :/

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The london gaff

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>The so-called "mexican"

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Hows /gf2017/ coming along?

>>69894975
>I'm shitposting at spastics
I thought there were no women on 4chan

>>69894997
he will NOT like this lad

he might start... ""posting"" again

desklad

>>69894941

send her number my way lad. I'll give her some meat


YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>HOT_young_nurse_steals_and_drinks_sperm_samples.mp4
shan't

a bowl of waldorf salad

oooh a Catalina just flew over

now ain't that interesting

did you hear about this thai chicANO?
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/25/world/asia/thailand-koh-tao-murder.html

i could watch any kind of porn except the ones where the guy cums in a spoon or cup and the girl drinks it

fucking vile

>>69895026
It was international news at the time m8..

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Reminder that animefags are NOT welcome

a bowl of waldorf salad

yes or not

>>69894975
DESKLAAAAAD

*woofs like a dog several times in a row*

>>69895052
yes

As a physician, I cannot wait to repeal Obamacare and replace it with a health care system that relies on freedom to provide quality, comprehensive, and affordable care.

But putting nearly $10 trillion more in debt on the American people’s backs through a budget that never balances is not the way to get there. It is the exact opposite of the change Republicans promised, and I cannot support it, even as a placeholder.

Kentucky sent me to the Senate to put an end to the out-of-control spending. Unfortunately, this new Congress has chosen to continue the status quo. Not only are we not cutting spending, but we are also proposing an increase at an exponential pace. There is no reason we cannot repeal Obamacare and pass a balanced budget at the same time.

>>69895047
Why are most 'anime enthusiasts' here on the boards Slavs or South American?

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>>69894999

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gf just sent me this

>>69894876
bint

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>>69894975
hello desklad senpai~

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>>69894975
Wahey

@69895040
Stop messing with your private parts now sonny!

______________________________________________
COAST GUARD GARBAGE DETAIL 85-89 I SERVED

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the gf

>>69895053
OI OI!

i've been doing coke and drinking solidly for 32 hours. must have put away about 20 cans of lager in that space of time

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shall be posting anime if they can give me a lot, a lot of (You)s

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>>69894975
remember that time you sniffed her fanny while she slept?

>>69895121
WOW WHAT A PIRATE

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anyone else here feeling really lonely?

>>69895121
yeah, strangely enough I do... what's your point?

fucking virgin gimp still hasn't fucked off to bed. kek.

>>69895073
It's all they have

>>69895140
Yeez. I was just about to

>>69895140
Thanks for the update on your situation

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gf just sent me this

>>69895163
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

I'm going to let you lads in on the ground floor of a new gimmick I'm developing

after a joke or bants finish your post with 'yeeooooooooooo'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm8cjmVadxA
Me one day lads

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>>69895138
point to the fanny

>>69895167
snitches get stitches

69895180
why are you posting this

>>69895158
up all night virgin gimp?

dont like desklads facial hair or his gf's watch nor the thickness of her forearms

>>69895180
yes, I did.

Sorry lad but I'm just not getting it, how do you want me to react?

explain "desklad" to me

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>>69895138
Have you explained 4chan to the missus?

el mexicANO is a virgin

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>>69895131
yeh

>>69895022
Ahh yes, I love a bit of cytology

yeah and?

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>>69895085

>>69895198
she's clearly thicc but given that the rest of /brit/ are literal virgins who are we to judge?

Who is virgin gimp?

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Cheeky snap from the gf

nice mustache

very nice indeed

69895249
can't deny this

>>69895223
same reason?

>>69895207
I posted a few pics of my filthy desk and a few snippets about my life and the sperglords ate it up and continue to try and use me to farm (you)s

chicANO can post on the chon because he is too fat to be bothered by the local cartel

>>69895197
Thanks for the update on your situation

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>>69895248

my jizz is very thick and creamy

you have a nice pirate mustache

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>Desklad ignored my question

>>69895246
>literal virgins

don't know where you get this idea from

I've shagged plenty of girls and atleast like 4 actual properly fit ones even by turbonormie standards

>>69895247
babestation wanker is

babestation wanker loves his fucking babestation

THANKS OBAMA
http://americanmilitarynews.com/2017/01/obama-puts-u-s-troops-in-poland-just-before-leaving-office/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=usmilitary

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gj just sent me this snap

>>69895209
I tried, she doesn't get it

@thaiFRIEND (thailad) :)

where is the new video?

>>69895265
just been stuck in my room for the past 3 days and havent really spoken to anyone

idk been through a lot worse tbf

BABESTATION

>>69895296
Who is on tonight?

*noises*

>>69895248
Not 100% sure what's going on with this

mom told that i smell like shit :-(

>>69895296
literally just flicked it over there

the glory days of babestation are gone ;_;7

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lol

>>69895303
ah yes, sounds about right.
>>69895309
I'm lazy and I'm trying to justify the effort involved.

>>69895361
hmm if you make it we will enjoy it

*convinces you further*

>that gay Iranian who drew furry porn who also kept calling himself white

Only oldfags remember this eme

>>69895359
sounds familiar lol

69895346

he is a shitskin LOL

We all have shit in our bowel right in this moment.

Proverbs 2:1

>>69895330
failed gsces thick cow on 1
squeaky slag with a lazy eye on 2

>>69895392
Not me though
I'm very cleanly

>>69895314
None of my old friends really speak to me anymore, havent seen any of them in ages, tried to arrange something but everyone has tight schedules.
I just feel really empty

Been thinking about how important having people in your life is

Someone in this thread has the biggest cock out of any one poster... in this thread

>>69895382

pipebomb?

>>69895330
was watching priya's big arse
now watching dannii's big arse

i do not even have friends hahaha

>>69895409
shut up you softcunt i haven't had friends for over 8 years

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>>69895368
interesting

>>69895430
:-( you are always welcome in el paso

>>69895421
His name was Chubek or something

Woman piss me off so much.
They're always lying and then trying to explain why it wasn't a lie, it was a misinterpretation on my part.
>I don't smoke a lot
a pack a day IS a lot, and you fucking stink amy.

house mate is at a party with 17 year olds

he's turning 22 in 2 months

>that lad that always has to have the final snap
Lad

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Anyone remember when I got asked to look after a local pub for the day and I set fire to a garlic bread in the fireplace and stunk the whole building out? They want me to look after it again tomorrow, quite looking forward to it.
Better get some sleep, opening up the place in under 8 hours.

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>>69895438
*continues to convince you*

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>>69895403
are you a girl

LITTLE DICK PAKI

he smokes

>>69895437
Thats quite a long time
what do you do?

>>69895460
Who?

>>69895463
PINT GLASS MENTIONED

>>69895455

bit noncy

>>69895455
wow he's 21 years old jesus christ! fuck off you moron

>>69895478
i dont do anything

>>69895409
are you relatively new to reddit flags or did you change your flag?

you seem familiar

>>69895454
My cooling tech teacher smokes half a pack of bali shag a day

>>69895466
ok I'll make a start

>>69895470
No

>>69895484
ye and his gf who lives out of town is over and he's chosen to go drink with a bunch of high school runts

there's no girls there either

monkey

>>69895437

I thought the irish were sociable and extroverted

hope there are no manlets itt tbqh lads

>>69895480
His nickname is gummi P
P stands for pólski or patrol

>>69895463
sounds fun lad

any other wristlets itt?

i don't drink alcohol

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>>69895502
k-keep me posted

>>69895494
ive had reddit flags for a few months

you are maybe confusing me with greater london/wolverhampton

>>69895490
i see, thats....sad

thailad more like thaiBAD

>>69895527
*acts surprised*
youre so brave burger

would kill an aussie for a burger rn

haitiANO

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>>69895548

have to admit i am surprised reddit flags never fully took over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

>ywn do mongolian throat singing on top of a mountain

not, actually, very refreshing gimmick

>the biggest insult to me is that i have the same flag as a psycho autists proxy
does make me do a ponder

tfw no mongolian bf

>>69895574
take a look at /cum/

redditflags is spreading here as well with the leafs.

>>69895574
It would get too confusing after a point

haitiANO is using green letters

>>69895574
i had it for about half a year and then switched computers and never bothered to reinstall it. whats the point really

>>69895599
haha its too confusing now

>>69895509
*crushes your hopes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

might leave /int/ due to this reddit flag thing

>>69895620
they've been about for quite some time now lad

nothing is going to change

>>69895574
take a look at eight chan and you'll see why reddit flags is a fucking shite idea

>>69895607

well... what's the point of anything?

>>69895611
wtf

>>69895645

>>69895599
>>69895610
samefag

>>69895638
aha

https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484368369193.webm

>>69895670

>>69895654
no lad.

famefag

>>69895633
I thought it would be a passing fad but it's changed the culture of the board quite a bit. Not a fan.

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ah, that was truly impressive

>>69895654
thrilling game of name that drink

>>69895574
I installed it thinking almost everyone would have it and it turns out only a handful of posters do

>woke up at 4am AGAIN for the third night in a row

Ah yes, VERY good. I love not being able to get a proper nights sleep and feel like shit during the day.

>>69895610
I dont like Devon or Cornwall, theyre bitter autists

Chester is ok but a bit bent
i like greater london/wolverhamptons
dont know greater london 2
Birmingham spams birmingham propaganda
there are 3 west midlands posters, i like one of them
dont care about runtland , buckinghamshire, liverpool, essex, somerset, derbeyshire, berkshire, cumbria, hampshire or east yorkshire or norfolk
south yorkshire always posts those bloody cats
Glasgow is tolerable

then you have
nova scotia
5 ontario posters
alberta poster

then 3 aussie ones who rarely pop up

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>>69895607

olivia berzinc looks like wacko jacko with all the surgery she's had on her face ffs

troi is SO a9 with her gay touchy feely shite

wtf are reddit flags lads

>>69895741
Sad cliquey wankers

>>69895726
at least she has started flashing her fanny on the pervcam now though

>>69895574
its really dumb desu
I don't care if people know who I am and it seems most people who have it are boring turds who want attention.

I'm a strong proponent of the Anonlyfe

doing a so called radical centrism

>>69895715
>>woke up at 4am
wew
I go to bed at 4

>>69895757
You pay for pervcam?

Lad
Lad
You still up?

Have you no shame?

>>69895782
I am now
what do you want

>>69895781
no, get them all off tube sites like xvideos and pornhub

>>69895721
is this pasta? genuinely do not know half of these posters/haven't seen them post for about a year

>>69895790
do a suicide lad

>>69895790
Not you

debating whether to cook food or not

>>69895798
link

>>69895819
could swing for you laddy

>>69895821
not worth the effort 2bh

>>69895767
what, absolutely nothing?

>>69895776

lately I've been going to bed at 5, falling asleep sometime around 6ish

trying to fix it cause it's out of hand

just made it to 6" lads

>>69895782
Yeah?

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>>69895830

never had sex

reckon I might snipe that 70m get

>>69895726
Haha what has she done to her nose?

>>69895848
wtf i hate pointless now!

>>69895824
you need to sign up an account because people put them on private only since they get deleted too quickly otherwise

>>69895852
we're still a few weeks away

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>the most sustained period of peace and prosperity
>40 years

>>69895841
congrats

>>69895845
Just checking on you lad I get worried when ya just disappear don't do it

sah dude haha you brahs talk funny man

>>69895866
I have an account. Don't be dodgy, just link em.

not once have I been white

>>69895886
I'm going to sleep very soon though

>>69895848
is richard osmon, dare i say it, our guy?

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Business idea: declare myself Pharaoh for a laugh and force the French to build me a pyramid outside Ottawa

Donald Trump is unironically centrist as fuck

>>69895913
Say gn when you do bb

>>69895937
Good night

been on the coke and k tonight, pls let my heart explode lol

>>69895872
and?

racism is usually justified

>>69895936
bit sick at how dramatic people/the media are about him still
keep hearing all this moaning over utter nonsense

like someone said they "heard" he said something "bad" to Russia and will nuke them.

rorke aussie

>>69895945
any profound insights lad?

>>69895951
any action is justified by you doing it.

>>69895904
what am I linking?

why are there multiple types of projections? how hard is it to just take the area of a country and stick it on a flat map?

deporting criminals to a desert shithole is usually justified

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>>69895996
best map

one nation for one people is usually justified (unless youre german)

>>69895943
Gn lad hope you don't try to kill me sometime

>>69895996

flattening out a sphere to 2d is impossible to do in a 1 to 1 manner, there will be distortion. the question is how much distortion and in what form

>>69895995
this>>69895757

>>69896006
me on the left

>>69895998
>desert shithole
as far as shitholes go its a pretty comfy one.
I imagine some poor fuck stealing a bit of bread so he won't have to live in dreary cold England anymore and instead be "punished" by being sent on a 24/7 tropical beach vacation

>>69895974
they were very seperated eve nts, ketty as fuck right now, dont do drugs they're dumb

>>69896021
He won't link them because he's either a sly cunt or a liar.

You might find what you're after here, mate - http://www.t-51.com

>>69895812
Most of them i dont see regularly

Only regularly see birmingham, liverpool, midlands, chester, greater londons, yourself, devon, cornwall, sometimes norflok, runtland, glasgow and south yorkshire

See nova scotia, alberta and the ontarios all the time

>>69896007

alri Jimmie

it's too fucking hot today, going outside is like stepping into a blast furnace

fuck my ancestors for getting busted and sent to this shithole

australian twats always ruin threads

one rangeban wasn't enough

>>69896115
reckon penguins molest the babies too? or just humans

Just had an Irish Uber driver who "doesn't drink" pick me up CA lads

Scared for my life

who cares if homosexuals are the reason why an epidemia of VIH happened in the 80s

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>>69896116

>>69896115
homosexual propaganda

>>69896115
*not mentioned
The gay couple brutally molests and rapes their adopted offspring resulting in them mentally deranged as adults

>>69896129
they should still call it GRIDS

>>69896115

Am I supposed to believe that homosexual penguins adopt orphaned penguins?

where is the source on that?

>>69896129
Africans are, and it wasn't through homo sex.

>>69896021
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484370136769.webm

>>69896079
eat shit

saw a video of a walrus raping a penguin

pretty grim

lol triggered by the facts>>69896174

>>69896123
reminds me of that news articles "two dads adopt thaiwanese orphan boy, prove homosexuals are great" and then the other one with the same picture but the kids face blurred a couple years later "mentally sick gay couple sexually tortued adopted boy for years in underground child porn ring"

>>69896174
>Africans are
I don't blame them desu
they don't know much better and lived pretty dreary lives.

it would have been more or less contained in Africa otherwise

the real one to blame is the CIA for creating AIDS in the first place.

>>69896079

thanks will have a look. knew he wouldn't link to the sites when he kept stalling, the fucking dodgy prick.

hungover as fuck lads

just drank a massive amount of water and I'm as thirsty as before drinking it

someone tell me to fuck off

reading political ideology catgirls

>>69896202
Eh?

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>>69896237
i love you

>>69896115
My Uber driver says Dublin is shit and Donegal is the shit

Can you confirm?

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>>69896203
reminds me of this too

lol these dudes just "happened" to adopted some young teenage SE Asian boy and they "love him" so much

>>69896215
u fucking wot? it's right there >>69896175

>>69896248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOk6HB609po

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>Just finding the best places in my living room to hang my paintings of muscular men with their cocks out, just like you bigot!

>>69896264
ugh

*fucks off anyway*

>>69896271
poor kids gets no say in whether he's adopted by homo

>>69896298
shant be watching this sorry

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some brits are great, i like nige too

>>69896294
pornhub and xvideo links, you dodgy fucking cunt.

>>69896265
He's correct

Say go raibh maith agat to thank him after the drive

Guh rev mah a gut

might have soup for din dins

All Australians should have Sharia Law forced upon them

>>69896259
It's almost impossible for a man to contract HIV from vaginal sex the chance is 1 in 4000
That's a fraction of a percent chance

However it is very easy for women to get HIV through sex

Men contract HIV through intravenous drug use (sharing needles) or through getting fucked up the arse

Most black men are what they call "on the down low" that is they engage in homosexual sex but also regular sex and present as normal people not as gays

>>69896343
Too late

What's that mean?

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that first sip of the day

>>69896338
i got that from pornhub 2 months ago, it's long deleted by now, i already told you they get deleted within days

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>>69896336
Top lad

>>69896394
>>69896390
>>69896382
>>69896365
>>69896345
>>69896343
>>69896398
FOY

>>69896382
so long as shes not bleeding and you wear a condom, getting HIV is really hard

>>69896394
Since when does whisky have an expiration date..?

Based black guy

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>>69896390
Means thank you

>>69896382
>Most black men are what they call "on the down low" that is they engage in homosexual sex
Proofs?

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could heem all of you nancy boys

>>69896416
since always?
it takes a long time sure but try letting an opened whiskey sit for months or a year then drink it.

>>69896414
No that 1 in 4000 is without a condom

>>69896382
No, I asked the spic to clarify his comment.

can women be betas as well??

>>69896458
most women are, they're insecure as fuck

>>69896420
with the trump hat!!

>>69896456
He can't understand English well

>>69896466
t. virgin

>>69896458
literally impossible

i know a girl who plays WoW all day, on a good day is 3/10.

even she has AT LEAST 20 beta orbiters.

by betas i mean
-virgins
-losers
-do everything to lose virginity but fails

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>>69896450
>>69896450

>>69896488
all me

>>69896423
He wouldn't tell me how he ended up in Oakland

Seemed kinda shady desu

>>69896454
still I'd rather wear one than not either way

>>69896488
las gordas son betas

>>69896488
I've known women like that. But they were raised by autistically conservative parents

>>69896521
the only girl I know raised by autsitcally conservative parents now exclusively dates black men

>>69896506
I'd never have sex with an HIV positive woman period but condoms suck like really suck it's literally better to just wank than to have condom sex

You'll find this out once you go raw

>>69896536
All me

>>69896536
Yeah once they bust out that shell, they run wild

>>69896541
>it's literally better to just wank than to have condom sex
Virgin detected.

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>>69896556
>>69896556
>>69896556

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