Edition: Yorkshire
Sub-edition: Rievaulx Abbey
Paki knob
quite appreciate this other krautposter
>>69882884
german nigger go back to turkey you brown muzzie twat
well, why?
i have a boyfriend .. its you :*) hehe
Ah yes
Stones
yorkshire mentioned
mixing prince charles and alcohol
RIP me
prove you have a bigger willy than me.
bet you can't.
nth for bender screeching paki
why must rachel riley be so attractive lads? don't get hung up on celebrity women usually but she makes the ol' willy tingle like no one else
business idea
another nice abbey
Why exactly do pakis smell so much
>the dicklet is STILL triggered
porno has downloaded lads
going to attempt to wank my drunen willy
>what did you do with your friday night anon?
>watched 2 pakis argue about orlando bloom's knob on a nigerian deep sea fishing forum
>>69882959
i dont
close though
>>69882976
Pls annex galicia
>>69882976
13 colonies?
>>69883021
shouting
Can't beat 2spooky4me Whitby Abbey
>>69883031
too americanised at this point
maybe pennsylvania and virginia
>>69882964
>>69882976
hmmmmmm
can we still have our own monarchy?
>>69882884
Went to Rievaulx Abbey once, they said it was closed. Which meant they closed the little 3 foot high gate. Literally just climbed over and walked around.
i wish i was 16 again
Do you think there really are pakis posting in /brit/?
Need a 15 year old gf to manipulate lads
>>69883072
bound to be one or two since we have so many foreigners living here
>>69883055
hmm yes but taiwan and namibia are very british
>>69883062
sure why not
malaysia has their own monarchy too and they're already part of the commonwealth
>>69882959
That's pretty small.
I bet you're Asian.
>>69882976
it's beautiful
>>69883062
yes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0btxUtvzrFS
malaysiANOs are pakis
>>69883071
>>69882976
Going to invest in this
>>69883096
1. namibia has diamonds
2. taiwan is basically mandarin speaking japan
>>69883135
>>69883071
>>69883055
>too americanised at this point
>coming from fucking canada
this has to be bait
>>69882959
Literally the same size, nice one lad
>>69883071
Ah yes. Socially awkward, no money, no life, can't drink. Brilliant.
>>69882884
I go walking there when im up in 'shire
>>69883135
>>69883153
>>69883071
would like to live in Pennsyltucky
>>69883072
probably. poley was.
there's defo at least one other who spends like 10-12 hours a day on here going mad when you say multiculturalism is shit, or point out the sinister agenda of the BBC
@4
shall not honour this with a (you)
>>69883071
i fucking don't, worst years of my life
>>69883150
is cantonese or mandarin 'simplified chinese' lad? one's chinese and the other's simplified. never sticks in the ol' noggin.
>try to be a non-racist nice person
>learn about south africa and rhodesia
hmm
I can feel the ol' 'cism kicking in
>>69883174
>>69883153
>>69883135
>>69883071
>get cancer
>everybody is nice to me
>turns out to be benign
>they go back to being cunts
kinda wish it was malignant, is that weird?
whe is poley
>>69883071
>>69883120
>>69883135
>>69883153
>>69883174
>>69883201
>>69883211
>>69883201
at the doctor the other day. diagnosis depression. on tablets for it now
>>69883210
>cism
kek
>>69883154
well it is actual america compared to pseudo-america
In 5 years 90% of /brit/ posters will be living in the suburbs with their missus and a kid with a Ford Focus in the driveway.
>>69883202
believe simplified and traditional are the alphabets, while cantonese and mandarin are languages
mainland uses simplified, HK, macau, and taiwan use trad
>That dicklet lad screeching about pakis is STILL posting in the old thread in an attempt to get the last word so he can "win" an internet argument about Orlando Bloom's nob
internet is being ridiculously slow for some reason tonight
planning my funeral as I'm typing this
>>69883285
>implying I'll ever get laid
danes invented football
>>69883300
>bant and kek
>>69883285
>focus
shan't
Just did a monster poo desu
using the stationary bike lads
>>69883251
>>69883071
>>69883120
>>69883135
>>69883153
>>69883174
>>69883201
>>69883211
tfw
>>69883274
>b-b-but canadians are b-british!!!! we aren't even close to american!!!!
>>69883285
hope so 2bh
using the stationary wheelchair lads
>>69883327
ye will laddie
the missus'll be chubby and/or below average looks though
>>69883329
They stole it from Iceland
Icelanders used to kick around air-filled sheep's stomachs into fishing nets
these threads are pointless, aren't they?
>>69883377
very funny
using the stationary chair lads
well lads
it happened
>>69883385
I'll stick with the waifu then, I do have standards
I believe there is a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race
>take a perfectly good bike
>nail it to the floor
why?
do not understand runtercize bikes
>>69883359
Some are british(ish), some are french, some are yanks, some are chinky-winkies
we have gone over this like 10 times before
hickok 45 here
>>69883404
what happened?
I'm becoming more confident as I drop weigh. Feels great.
>>69883449
you lost your virginity?
>>69883386
Iceland was danish
>>69883411
Nah, impossible
>>69883419
you coulda said brit-ish which would have made me giggle but you didnt so give me your address
>>69883411
that's because you're an easily led mongoloid lad
*hangs myself*
glurrrkrkkgklgklk
*the rope snaps*
thats better, now, down to business
>>69883404
congratulations!
or, if i am misinterpreting: my condolences!
>>69883468
I need to gain weight. I want to gain 20lbs before May.
>>69883419
have you ever been? went to what some leafs in these threads call """anglo canada""" and it is almost the exact same as midwest usa
>>69883411
the white race won't exist within a few centuries
https://i.4cdn.org/s/1484152332737.jpg
those carnal feels
>>69883478
>Iceland was danish
You best hope I never see you in real life
>>69883411
>>69883512
>white race
no such thing
>>69883335
>Vauxhall
>>69883493
are you ok?
drink some coffee?
>>69883510
But superior in every way
Canada is loyalist America
The "brits" are just migrants from 100 or so years ago instead of 2-300
>feel like i've got a bit of a belly since christmas
>drop carbs for 3 days
>lean as fuck
weird stuff the ol' digestive system
wheres me blutty car keys
>>69883526
Just try and reach me you inbred little runt
>>69883559
>f*rd
>>69883569
>feel like i've got a bit of a belly since christmas
>two weeks work later the belly has gone down
>Dúlamán na binne buÃ, dúlamán Gaelach
2017 IS THE YEAR I WILL UNJUST MYSELF
>>69883510
either you're autistic or you went to a backwoods new brunswick gas station
He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen
Canada isn't british
do you think our women could be this good looking if we we're all inbred islanders?
We're a mixture of the intelligence and stocism of the scots with the beauty of the french
>>69883510
They have some of the same manners
Sadly they lack the class system, accents and cities
Hence ish
>>69883488
hadnt thought about that, next time mate i promise xx
>>69883585
I'll argue with you quite loudly and I don't care I embarrass us in public
I'm unhinged and I have got nothing to live for
>>69883644
>that specimen
>exceptionally good looking
hmmm nah
>>69883565
I think you'd better look at the immigration statistics again if you think everyone there is just british people who have lived there for a long time
>>69883624
Still have the CD.
>>69883644
Canada is Canadian
It's been long enough and the ghost of empire has been gone for a long time
just donated to molyneux
>>69883644
can't tell whether to do t. angus mctavish from dartmouth nova scotia or t. jacques desjardins from trois rivieres quebec
>>69883648
It is every Icelander's birthright to post in /Brit/
You made us anglo
>>69883683
clumsy
>>69883683
based ben telling it like it is
>>69883644
>intelligence and stoicism of the scots
>>69883669
It is almost entirely
Canada had near no migration at all outside of the British isles until slightly over 100 years ago
>>69883732
Thought it was Jimmy Savile for a second.
>We're a mixture of the intelligence and stocism of the scots with the beauty of the french
>>69883683
me on the right
knocking back the Lidl wheat beer like its .. like- .. well the point is I'm drinking it quite fast
>>69883658
>They have some of the same manners
go on, because they seemed just like americans to me
>>69883732
wish that were me
>>69883683
Is that Ben "Fill me with your white might all night" Garrison?
*ingests cyanide*
hmm, doesn't really seem to be wor-ARGHH MY INTERNAL ORGANS
>>69883732
>holly will NEVER lick your balls
>>69883767
how is it?
>>69883683
glad someone finally said it!
>>69883758
>until slightly over 100 years ago
that's the important bit you should look at
>>69883799
sure if you asked keith nicely he'd let you lick his balls lad
>>69883699
Not really, outside of british identity you are exactly what trudeau said
idk maybe you want to be the "first post-national state"
>>69883802
phwoar, fella in front has a lovely arse
>>69883802
Anti-vaccination people are morons
decided i want to go Ibiza this year again
make the pilgrimage etc
me hunting nonces
where do the brothels in Israel source their prozzies from?
Russia/EE? South Asia?
>>69883880
>>69883802
>>69883683
where's the trex?
my dad's such a a fucking jew freak
i wish i had a cool dad not a fucking weird gelem cunt `
don't actually get anything out of having my balls licked. knob, yes, arsehole, yes, nipples, yes. balls, might as well lick my elbow or summat
gf parents are literal millionaires lads, just found out
they're taking me and her to some opera show next week
need to buy a fucking tuxedo
where do i buy a tuxedo?
Has the #RoyalBaby determined which genre it identifies to already?
>>69883880
Based Ben, telling it like it is
housemate is crying loudly again
This is why you don't have goals...instead just have a bunch of pointless crap to distract you from the cold touch of death which grows ever closer every miserable day of your pointless life.
>>69883775
They say sorry all the time , they have some of the same social awkwardness and politeness we do but the Americans really do not have.
I made a really long list a while ago about british mannerisms a while ago, things like feeling obliged to buy something if the shopkeeper makes eye contact or feeling obliged to kill yourself if you make eye contact with a stranger on the train
>>69883899
we call it a dinner jacket you yank mong
>>69883901
*gender
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Where is the horse and the rider?
>that samefagging paki still absolutely fucking seething because he was humiliated for being an insecure oddball
>>69883941
>things like feeling obliged to buy something if the shopkeeper makes eye contact or feeling obliged to kill yourself if you make eye contact with a stranger on the train
we're not that nancy mate x
>>69883899
FONT
>>69883898
Stop abusing your dog
>>69883958
pub on the corner lad. take a left, keep walking, can't missit.
>>69883757
yeah yeah, I get the whole anti-scotch circlejerk on /brit/
but in actuality, scots have been hugely influential to science and academics.
Francis Galton even said that lowland scots were the most intelligent ethnic group on the planet (followed by northern english).
getting tired of the amount of jews in showbusiness
gaff is fillled to the brim with gyaldem and im doing a get pissed and hide in my room
>>69883817
quite nice. basically like a cheap blue moon/hoegaarden
Having some warm spiced fruits and custard for supper. A nice comfy bit of grub for a chilly winters night.
vaccine causes autism : x
autism causes vaccine : o
>>69883985
It's not a /brit/ meme, I AM Scottish, the people here are fucking thick
It's like 99% moronic left wingers too
>>69883908
stop being such a cunt to him then
>>69883974
which is why youre a bit off and only have some of our manners, some is better than none h=though
>>69883993
Good lad, normies btfo
>>69883624
Used to to go round James Bourne's house a lot desu, was mates with his brother (blonde haired kid in the music video)
getting tired of the amount of pakis in /brit/
>decide to have a juicy wank
>got my 8 inch suction cup dildo out (standard thickness)
>took it all the second time i went back on it
>felt like i could go further
>went a bit more and the balls went into my arse
wew
felt great, like having a long dildo and a plug in at the same time
business idea: murder corbyn
Who's hitting a club tonight?
>>69884087
what's ahamay?
>>69884048
reminder that the prime defense meat eaters have is "it's natural"
/brit/ is fucking crap these days
99% of you are dull bellends
>>69884048
how the fuck do you even make those robots
>>69884100
*bellslaps you*
>/brit/ is fucking crap these days
>99% of you are dull bellends
>>69884095
you must be desperate
have a (You)
>>69884100
Blame the normies
boring cunts
>>69884100
ur mom's a dull bellend
>>69884119
engineering
phimosis
>>69884151
did you watch the webm mate
tell me how closely that resembles what you evolved for? tell me how it's in any way "natural"?
business idea : vegetarian beer
*starts clapping above head*
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
Newest member of staff yet I'm going to be the only one to keep my job when new management takes over lel
How can people be so incompetent?
Got a small cock but a big dick
the gf
>>69884194
Meat being cut up
Doesnt impact on eating it at all
>>69884198
Actually I'm a thalidomide baby and I'm very sensitive about it.
>>69884196
think you might have posted this before?
Got a long dick but it's thin
>>69884194
you should see how any fake vegetarian meat substitute is made and tell me if it is natural
got a short dick but it's also thin
>>69884230
HARRY POTTER IS SHIT!
SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
>>69884100
Agreed. Banter is fucking awful because no one can take a joke.
>>69884253
Careful lad, you'll invite that lad back into raging about Orlando Bloom's small nob again.
>>69884249
thought so, but actually it was
1. business idea : caffeine-free beer
2. business idea : vegetarian coffee
>>69884299
Me at the bottom.
https://www.reddit.com/r/streetwear/
Is this what's considered cool to dress these days? They look fucking retarded
>>69884198
*claps loudly*
*woos*
*shouts out the bassline to seven nation army*
this is literally THE most iconic moment in british comedy television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Eaz-1_3iA
my eyelid keeps twitching, need my fix
only good thing about this canadian is that he always posts good quality slag pictures
>>69884299
>>69884261
only fake vegetarians eat that shit
real vegetarians eat legumes, fruit, vegetables, grains and fungi and stuff
much nicer
>>69884306
abnormie
>>69884233
factory farming, factory butchering, factory preparation. Nothing natural there mate.
>>69884261
My whole point is neither being a vegetarian nor being a meat eater is natural, so mongs saying they eat meat because it's "nature" need to be gassed
>>69884349
economics leaf is also pretty ok
>>69884331
normies
>>69884331
ahhh yes, normies
>paki is still triggered about bloom having a bigger dick than him
>>69884366
So what, end result is the same, get to eat the meat- thats natural
>>69884261
also this >>69884353, quorn is gay
>the dicklet is still FUMING about Orlando's small willy
Can't imagine how small his pecker must be lmao
>>69884366
We eat meat hence its natural
Doing my fucking nut in that there's a controversy over Michael Jackson being played by a white guy. They actually want him to be played by a fucking coal-skinned wide-nosed big-lipped black actor lmfao
Fuck the bullies.
Give the lad a (You)
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>69884397
not natural to eat a big fat piggy that's been pumped full of so many hormones it can't even stand la
It'd be natural if you were out hunting wild animals, but you're not
>>69884381
>>69884366
>vegetables
factory farming, factory butchering, factory preparation. Nothing natural there mate.
Ooooh what's all this about Orlando Bloom's willy?? xx
>>69884391
is that rasheed still going? kek
>>69884230
Bit of a semen demon lad
>>69884465
fuck off mum
>muh natural
daily reminder that LITERALLY anything we do is 100% natural
stop saying things aren't natural, you're wrong
>>69884431
>don't you black and white me
>It don't matter if you're black or white
UNLESS YOU'RE IN A TV SHOW YOU CUNT REEEE
>>69884234
this was an unpleasant google but i appreciate jokes like this
>>69884445
Area we have and natural populations cant support that, thats why breeding livestock is a thing. More efficient.
Meat is meat
can't shortchange yourself on a good set of 'cans
>>69884487
Humans are above nature.
>>69884440
just did
>>69884331
>>69884340
lol i just might watch that show
>>69884445
That's nonsense
We process and consume meat in a way that is entirely consistent with the nature of a highly intelligent organism
"Nature" does not mean running around in a loincloth chucking spears
might cuck a mate
watching naked
very good
*cut to random frenetic stock footage set to obnoxious royalty-free youtube background music*
*drinking tap water
might fuck a crate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9QqIFQpUp4
tune
"natural" doesn't mean anything
>>69884533
stop changing the goal posts
cannot take japanese people seriously
if i was over there and one of them started on me i wouldn't even bother knocking them out, i'd just laugh
what's that gang thing they have there? yakult?
>>69884621
cannot drink tap water anymore
coke fucked up my nose and now i can smell it. it's disgusting
>>69884656
Yakuza
>>69884331
>>69884440
what's going on with this?
willy is sore because wankimg took too long
Tinder date in 30 minutes lads, rate the clothes
>>69883411
Bit racist
>>69884656
>>69884656
kek i can't even imagine one of them midgets even starting on me in the first place, those betas haven't even got the balls to shag their own women so we'll have to do it for them
me in the shadows
cheeky vimto?
>>69884781
Are they meant to look scary? They look 16
>>69884781
*starts doing vague and inconsistent karate moves*
HOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JACKIE CHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
>>69884765
alri Roy G. Biv
>>69884621
do you like hi-standard lad?
>>69884809
>vimto
You have to be 18 to post on this site.
>>69884815
they're not yakuza if that's what you're getting at
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>69884656
Always the same with Asians
Every time I clock one I think "I could deck him in a heartbeat"
Dirty floor lad here, I texted her and asked how her night was
Straight away regretted it, now its just going to feel worse when she ignores it
>>69882959
are you the same boring cunt that keeps spamming this image as if we're meant to be impressed?
>>69884857
what is it then? a class photo?
WE'LL
KEEP
FALLING IN LO-O-O-O-OVE
>>69884656
youre so mean and just hurted my feelings
>>69884876
Stop fucking up
>>69884656
My Gf is Japanese and she's a qt
the assad curse is now against bibi
>>69884905
just delinquents
closest thing japan has to roadmen i guess
Never to worry, all the wrong doers got it coming back to em. A thousand times over. Every dog has its day and everything flips around.
Ignoring Corbyn, are Labour electable if they continue to prioritise this identity politics crap over stuff that actually matters to people?
>>69882884
FANTASTIC edition
>>69883702
can't tell whether to do t. sanjiv patel from markham, ontario or t. chang wu from richmond, british columbia
>>69884972
They had insane biker gangs and shit
>>69884997
No.
>>69884997
> identity politics
What does this buzzword even mean anymore
>>69884967
i could bounce her head off a wall with ease
>>69884905
Yes, hence why they're in school uniform
>>69884967
could fucking heem her head off her shoulders with one punch
>>69884656
they're strange as fuck. like even more than you'd assume. anyone I know who's been there just couldn't wrap their heads around the way people there think and act or the logic therein
>>69885025
RUNNING IN THE 90s
>>69884876
she is probably extremely embarrassed and you talking to her is tantamount to rape
>>>/wsg/1479582
Top kek
got a corker ready for the new x
>>69885025
>insane biker gangs
lol no
riding loudly through residential neighbourhoods while banging pots and pans is not the same thing as the hells angels here that will murder you for looking at them funny
>>69884997
No
Corbyn represents the worst of the left and the UK will remain a one-party state as long as his runts are in running the show at Labour
MMMM DANONE
>>69885098
creasing
>>69885106
>my gang is harder than yours
Lmao have a sit down lad
>lol no
>riding loudly through residential neighbourhoods while banging pots and pans is not the same thing as the hells angels here that will murder you for looking at them funny
>>69885098
why the fuck does scotland have a prime minister lmao
>>69885025
You get this knowledge from Akira?
>>69885044
What do you think it means?
>>69885151
>>69885145
How does saying that crime in Japan is soft in comparison to here make me a 'dora?
just rode through a residential neighbourhood banging pots and pans
>>69885106
just heard they were
looked it up now, not quite insane but not too pathetic
>New Year's Eve was a popular occasion for the massed rides. The bikers would sometimes smash the cars and threaten or beat up any motorists or bystanders who got in the way or expressed disapproval of the bikers' behavior.
>>69885106
I don't think the Hell's Angels kill people for no reason. it's always drug or money related