Vacation in the Killing Fields edition
Wealthy people dress poor and have shit cars
Poor people wear designer flashy shit and finance flashy cars
Hmmmm
>>69854892
proles love all that is shit
has any gay person died of anything other than aids
>>69854897
no gf
no friends
no joys
no hope
no future
no relief
>>69854909
Hepatitis too
First day of being a NEET, feels strange not having to go anywhere
I live next to an oligarch billionaire region
You can separate the Russians from the Brits because the Russians have Rolls Royces and Porsches and shit whilst the Brits have shitty VW Golfs despite having net worths of something like 500 million
>>69854926
Get a job you fucking leech
>Pard fashion advice
Think I'll pass actually.
gf snapped me this
>>69854934
russians are the deanos of the rich
them and arabs
>>69854944
nice arse luv
>>69854937
I was made redundant lad, I can't even claim until the beginning of the money because I'm expecting redundancy pay
>>69854944
Eat a burger
>>69854944
grim
Anyone live in Gloucestershire?
Just woke up and there's thick snow
>>69854944
so horrible. Take her to pizza hut buffet ASAP.
>>69854944
vile
>>69854917
Well then, you're at rock bottom, there's only one place to go and that's UP ;D
>>69854947
arabs are turbo deano
I watched some fat qatari in a giant rolls royce block up the whole road just so that he could roll into harrods
>>69854957
>I can't even claim until the beginning of the money
Already planning on how you can mooch off the state forever. Disgraceful
>>69854965
Live in cum in your mum shire
>>69854957
Beginning of the month* rather
>>69854960
why do people always go to burgers?
chicken and rice is much better
>>69854934
I hate rich people with no taste
this is the most expensive house in the country built by some rich dentist
>>69854975
guffawed at this image
>>69854995
more calories mate
>be billionaire londoner
>can't sleep because 4 of your neighbours are building £50 million basements at once
ah yes lol
>>69854985
Don't worry, hopefully I won't need to.
There's loads jobs in my field around here
no gf
no gf
no gf
no gf
this phrase to me i repeat endlessly when i sleep but still i do not get it. it is a meaningless. if i understood its full implications i would SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM
>>69854995
chicken eggs chive and rice
>>69854998
I should become a dentist
>>69854998
lmao, most garish, tasteless shit I've seen since Trump's apartment.
>>69855006
she needs muscle, not fat
>>69855007
cant fathom living in an apartment when youre a billionaire
why yes let me amass a large fortune and spend the same as someone on £30k
what a waste of money
phoneposter ip got banned FOUR (4) times. cringy posts as well
>>69854965
>tfw no snow
>just ice
why do british car manufacturers despise poor people
>>69855015
you do not have a girlfriend or any other sort of female companion and you never will because you're awkward, creepy and strange looking.
*wakes up*
*checks wrist and feels a pulse*
fucks sake
>be in london
>get woken up at 4am because of morning prayers
how do I into /fa/?
I've been wearing clothes from Asda all my adult life
>>69855027
don't think any of them do
>>69855025
he built it because his wife loved Versailles so much he wanted one for himself, in the middle of a former sheep pasture
>>69855047
i live in London and wake up to church bells
Northerners have to wake up to ALLLLLLAHUUUUU AKHHHHBARRRRRRRRRRR every single day
>>69855049
Wear a turtle neck and skinny jeans
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>69854947
Knew someone worked on one of those super yachts and said pretty much the same.
Apparently the Russians and Arabs would shit in their own beds because they're lazy entitled cunts, and just expect their underlings to clean it up without a second thought.
Disgusting people.
>>69855037
creepy and awkard, yes, but at my best im acceptable enough looking to get away with both of those things with average looking girls
the reason is that i live at home, am basically a psuedoneet rube and share a room with my druggie brother in squalor and that i have a very fluctuational cystic acne
>>69855066
>ah yes blame it on christians
mashallah brother haha
>>69855049
get a turtleneck and crop your pants
>London has better parks than the countryside
howling
>>69855060
aaah yes, looks just like Versailles.
The guy should be thrown in prison for this shit, clearly not wealthy enough to give it a proper go..looks poxy as fuck.
>>69855049
i did that in my teens
people used to call me asda shoes, i got bullied
was honestly happier then than spending 75 quid on a pair of air max
>>69855071
>lazy entitled cunts
>wagies actually believe this
>>69855060
Would unironically look great with a lot of old trees
might do a benzo in the club
>>69855096
londoners are delusional desu
but so are most city-goers
>>69855096
how come we don't have parks like this
Time for eggos on toast and a coffee lads hehe, then off to deadlift, then lunch, then catch a train to the airport, off to Budapest with the so called gf.
>>69855099
I'm in college and wear juvenile teenage clothes from Kohls (worse than buying from Walmart/Asda because at least that's plain/neutral), and I cycle between three outfits. I can't think of a word for someone like me or that style of dress.
>>69855068
>>69855103
alri mr goldstein
>>69855098
its a very expensive home so he definitely did have the money
its just hideous and a mish mash of styles
>tfw walking from the neo-rococo attempted abortion in the hall to a plain white neo-classical bath house
On the bus to work lads
On the work to bus lads
>>69855148
I need to upgrade to Windows 10 since it's free but I don't want it data mining me
Is there a way I can set it up so that it doesn't?
>>69855049
>good fitting black jeans £80-140
>good fitting plain tees in navy/white/grey/black £20/ea
>low profile leather trainers in black £100+
Shop at Oki-ni/Goodhood/Sefton/Albam/Mr Porter/Tres Bien
Do NOT shop at Jacamo/Asos/Hollister/Superdry
All you need in Summer. Decent topcoat/bomber/jumpers/harrington for winter.
>>69855060
>those proportions
need this burnt down asap
on the bed to shitpost lads
>>69855193
This desu
Apart from I asos my clothes at the moment because I'm too poor
>>69855153
nah, looks like he's a multi-millionaire, but not into the 100s which is what would be required to try and pull off something so grand.
Clearly couldn't hire a competent designer/archetect, and look at the size of the plot of land lmao.
>>69855191
win10 isn't that bad if you turn all the extra shit off
i got a fucking advert when i used the calculator before i did
but now it leaves me alone. haven't seen an advert in a year
>>69855193
>low profile leather trainers in black
Can you name specific neutral/conservative shoes that aren't too formal (shiny heeled derbies that would look awful in jeans or chinos with a sports shirt) or the /fa/ alternate of this which is wearing clunky dress boots 24/7?
>if you don't have a job with a clear promotion path by 25 you have zero chance of landing any top-tier girls
really makes you think
>>69855222
I think he designed it himself.
most billionaires here and truly wealthy people live in far more modest homes
>>69855191
There's steps you can take to minimise it but not completely stop it from what I understand, but I'm still on 7 and haven't gone ahead with it myself yet so I'm not sure.
>>69855049
be yourself
wearing expensive clothes won't make you confident
>>69855071
Sounds like bullshit
>>69855248
especially if you've got a fugly body
>>69855237
doc 1461s
in black obviously
>>69855237
It's a /fa/ meme but Common Projects Achilles
warning: £275 rrp
I've had 3 pairs, cost ~£160 on average
>>69855243
>used to live in an enormous house as a child
>was a horror show at night
was horrible 2bh
any good sites to buy clothes from?
>>69855271
>enormous European houses
Can't sleep
>>69855273
before i was a shut-in i liked asos and roger david
>>69855266
>neutral/conservative shoes that can be consistenly worn with any fit
I meant something like brown leather shoes that aren't too shiny or heeled. The farthest I'd go into this normie /fa/ gym shoes style is black Stan Smiths.
>>69855267
These look excellent in black I'll look into good lad.
is there a better political trio than Blair, Bush and Howard?
Daily reminder you should sleep on your back for maximum benefit
these are what you need lads
>>69855332
>Howard
who??
This girl that looks like the buzfeed triggered narcissist that gets posted here keeps getting on my bus and I want to fuck her
>looking at clothes online
>one of the models is a skinny wiz khalifa look alike with a tear drop tattoo under his eye
shant be shopping there
LLLLUUUUUUCCCCCAAAAAAAAAA
>see leaf recommend something
>do the opposite
ah yes, thanks leaf
are volleys still socially acceptable shoes
>>69855343
a recipient of the presidential medal of freedom in 2009
>>69855338
been trying to get in the habit of this
proper snowing in Peterborough lads
>>69855358
alri
>>69855133
Maybe because it's rains an 8th as much you daft runt
>>69855332
>all neo-cons
ah yes ahahahaha Israel is truly an important issue to a young white westerner ahaha lololol
time for brekkie
2 toast with nutella + a pot of yoghurt
>>69855379
tfw barely any where I am
Upset about that if I'm honest
>>69855361
IF it was 2007: yeah
considering it's 2017 i'd say no but only people under 21 care about what other people wear in 90% of social situations.
if i dressed like the typical european man i would get my ass beat by some rednecks
what's for breakfast lads
>>69855392
>he doesn't know
RIP
Need a coffee
Fucking shattered
my teeth/gums reek
Rate my jawline
I imagine if Joe Biden ran for the democrats he would be president rn
why did they bet on a dead horse like Hillary?
>>69855428
supreme
>>69855066
factually incorrect
https://www.amazon.com/Clarks-Newkirk-Plain-Oxford-Leather/dp/B00T5VWHEC/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1484296269&sr=8-10&keywords=clarks%2Boxford&th=1&psc=1
are these good to-go casual shoes in black or brown? why is it so hard to find plain oxfords that havent been shined to shit or have huge heels?
>>69855430
not everyone wants to be president
i imagine joe is too humble fo' dat
>>69855428
elliot should have become a trap
>>69855430
definitely not. trump would have won regardless
even bernie would have lost to him
ah yes the ol' 'dit
>>69855246
Really I just need to be able run the latest version of Microsoft Office for an embarrassingly easy class that I'm taking so I can get my degree cause I'm just a few credits short and it fits the reqs
"Intro to Computers" in case you were wondering
It's literally how to use Word and the absolute most basic Excel shit I suppose it's for the elderly and people who grew up in the woods
>>69855447
they look shite mate
https://meermin.es/
try here
>>69855456
idk
Trump did have momentum but Biden is very popular unlike Hillary.
Bernie is a commie jew
>>69855408
sensationalist waffle
>>69855482
>all oxford shoes are visibly designed to be worn in formal occasions
>>69855478
>being so incapable of getting an actual human gf that you have to genetically engineer one out of a crow
>>69855491
>Biden is very popular
nah he's a creepy old rat
I wear moccasins with no socks around town in the summer
>wearing boots outside wintertime if you aren't a builder
don't do this
>>69855508
click on bluchers you melt
>>69855338
Why? Snoring?
>>69855496
fucking hell, how many breakfasts are you having mate? hahaha get it yeah haha he knows he kn-woah mate alright fucking calm down it was a j- MATE fuck
>>69855478
Don't understand this post and don't care
>>69855509
heh
>>69855522
how will I complete my /fa/scist aesthetic?
>>69855522
don't listen to this
The lads
>>69855428
Those lips are made for sucking
>>69855392
>all that sugar
Wew
>>69855555
nutella causes cancer too
>>69855529
Its the best position for your spine (back, neck)
pineal gland is pulsating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eALZddCseUE
>>69855456
>even bernie would have lost to him
How
He would have had all Hillary's supporters plus a lot of the blue collar votes Trump seized to win
had a tin of spaghetti hoops for breakfast
ate them straight out the tin as well
>event in an hour
>still no set times
>>69855563
it's the best position for your mum
>>69855491
People who voted for Trump wouldn't have voted for Biden
The Democrats had a net loss of 900 (NINE HUNDRED) seats in the election which shows that people aren't interested in what the Democrats have to offer no matter who is running
drinking a bottle of palm oil
>>69855480
Excel is a lot more powerful than you think, most people that think they're competent with it don't have a clue.
Apparently timberland were a thing here and in Australia? And Americans react with shock and disgust at them?
>>69855555
>armchair nutritionist
thanks for the advice mum
>>69855480
alright, go for it then..
>>69855568
heard this at the gay club the other day
>>69855571
because it's the republican's turn
>>69855606
idk why
Timberlands are great, comfy and functional walking boots/shoes
>>69855606
americans wear cargo shorts
their thoughts on fashion are disregarded
>>69855603
this
>>69855603
I'm aware but it's literally the most introductory shit like how to get columns to spit out a sum in a cell
If you're actually good with Excel that alone can easily get you a job
>>69855607
Literally no benefit to eating refined sugar, fructose is a literal poison.
>>69855561
*Palm oil may cause cancer
*goes into hibernation*
HatiANO is a poof
>>69855666
>Literally no benefit to eating refined sugar
how about flavour x
>>69855618
Excellent post
>American hamburgers
>>69855651
A supreme gentleman
>>69855652
>If you're actually good with Excel that alone can easily get you a job
some guy at work set up a database for the world cup sweepstake, looked complex as shit
never realised how much scripting, formula, calculations etc. potential there is with excel before that
>>69855478
wew she cute af
>>>69855329
where does one physically need to be located to have this flag
not a fan of how germans mix jam in their yoghurts
>>69855700
what's wrong with jam in yoghurt?
>>69855684
Jesus, Trypophobia inducing much
big fan of how germans mix curry sauce with sausages
i always sleep terribly when drunk
Might call in sick for the 4th week in a row
When it says I have bank holidays left what does that mean?
Cause I've worked a few bank holidays
Open your eyes sheeple
http://www.clarksusa.com/us/originals/originals-mens-shoes/desert-london-beeswax-leather/p/26107880#BVRRContainer
decided on these shoes the most neutral i can imagine
feeling a bit down lads
I need a slice of chocolate cake
that nose is disgusting
have they revealed the switch's price yet
>>69855725
me too
>>69855718
texture gets all gloopy
>>69855740
barbara streisland looking bitch lmao
*sucks teeth*
decided only to do a half day but it means I have to get a bus and it never turns up
maybe i am doing something wrong
>>69855754
virgin shoes
>>69855740
>she put on full makeup to watch a nintendo direct
>doubt.jpg
>>69855740
could use her schnozz as a letter opener lmao
>>69855684
German hamburger
>>69855760
>tfw I already had one
>tfw my problems are still here afterwards
>>69855781
Yes, people stay home all day and never leave
>>69855740
>>69855764
it's cute
>>69855775
cute
>>69855781
>>69855787
>insecure
>>69855781
Spotted the virgin
>>69855740
>no man's sky was a mistake
every time
>>69855764
~£280
>>69855801
that's even worse
>>69855801
me
will have to leave tomorrow for an appointment with my psychiatrist though
>>69855778
you must understand friend that breaking out of juvenile walmart clothes requires creating a neutral wardrobe before buying and using poorly patrician /fa/ items and looking more like a sperg or an arab/chinese exchange student
>>69855781
girls just like putting makeup on
VAPID!
>>69855808
my gf watched it in her pjs
>>69855754
american 90s dad shoes
>>69855820
Dumb twat
I meant she was probably out during the day then came home and cba to take her makeup off
Kys virgin
*tries to do the virgin walk*
*fails*
>>69855847
or just likes looking nice for her man
>spending more than £20 on shoes
lmao
>>69855833
how's her pet eel doing?
>>69855837
'no'
that would be pic related
>>69855866
it's a handful, what with her job at the bakery
>>69855865
innit
they get scuffed up regardless. 20 quid shoes will still last a while
>>69855870
those are american 90s dad trainers lad. i said shoes.
The so called boots
>>69855760
jon stewarts really let himself go
>>69855865
Shoes are one item where spending the money for a good pair is worth it because they'll last years and your feet will be better off in the long run
Also no one wearing a pair of Aldi trainers can be taken seriously
>>69855902
bet they look cracking with your turtleneck
would still buy velcro if it was socially acceptable
>>69855902
Sieg Heil desu
>>69855888
my dad actually does wear plain brown clarkes but theyre less like oxfords and more like the bulkly slip on kind that IT wear
all IT people wear the same shoes
https://www.amazon.com/Clarks-Mens-Pickett-Slip-Brown/dp/B0046VUZS6/ref=pd_sim_309_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=CX327GTZ98DTK57M3CZA
IT shoes
>UFC
yodeling
Day off lads, doing some ironing and listening to NTS woii oii
>>69854944
I can't, for the life of me, make out what I'm looking at here
>>69855939
IT guy here. i wear converse desu
>>69855915
>paying £300 for something you stand on in the dirt
>>69855958
>converse
grim
>>69855954
bit gay
>>69855888
trainers are what we wear unless your job dictates no trainers in which case it's something like pic related for dads (pair of steel toe boots if he's a working man)
>>69855865
Alri asda shoes
the snow has become rain and is now getting rid of all the settled snow
NOT pleased by this development
>>69855980
only literal children who don't have to commute to work want snow
snowing here and I only own trainers what do?
>>69855972
delete this
you'll summon him
>>69855966
most neutral trainer there is lad. works with everything except suits unless you're doctor who and then suits work as well
>>69855979
alri gayboy
I have 1 pair of nikeys and 1 pair of running shoes for running
>>69855954
>bare knuckle punch to the temple
how is this "sport" still legal
>>69855963
Why are you standing in the dirt if you're not a baseball player?
A £100 pair of shoes will last much longer and look a lot better than a £20 pair
last pair of runners I bought cost €7 haha
>tbf it was a clearance sale. they usually cost €30
>>69856002
>nikeys
>>69856002
you dont run in your nickey?
good neutral/white/grey shoes for casual wear?
>>69856020
aaHA, they REALLY hate each other!!!!
not like they're just getting paid to fight at all! this is why I love MMA!!
>>69856002
s m h t b h f a m
>>69856030
converse desu
>>69856030
>white shoes
>casual wear
nog tier, dont understand why people do this
>>69856030
chucks
>>69856005
>bare knuckle
>>69856017
>>69856030
reebok (conor mcgregor limited edition) ones
the creps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ZbykXlg6Q
>>69856046
sm͏h tb͏h fa͏m
Shoes I own:
1 pair Clarks Wallabees (size 12)
1 pair Asics Nimbus 17 (size 13 double width)
1 pair New Balance 574 (size 12 double width)
1 pair Sperry Topsiders (size 12 double width)
1 pair Wolverine steel toe boots (size 12 double width)
>>69856060
they don't have to be entirely white
don't throw a hissy fit
didn't know this many women browsed /brit/
>>69855995
I'm already at work, it would be nice to see outside
>>69856078
are those beetlecrushers?
>>69856092
shoes are serious business m8
when it snows i like to imagine that the snowflakes landing on me are thousands of droplets of cum x
>>69856092
everyone likes shoes shane. take your thongs and fuck off.
is thailad a hacker
>>69856104
>beetlecrushers
alri dad
MY SHOES
PUMA SUEDE'S BLACK
BLUE NIKE SBS I HAVEN'T WORN SINCE 16
RATE
>>69856030
Pic related
>>69856082
baka desu senpai
>>69856106
>>69856114
alri love, get us a beer will ya, ta
>>69856117
FBI please leave
>>69856117
He hacked my heart
>>69856082
>>69856133
Fuck off
>>69856133
copy and paste mine
>>69856137
*hacks you*
https://youtu.be/_UFsMMFjmVs
>>69856065
well whatever, still fucking dangerous runtery
boxing is at least a technical and stamina test sport
>>69856117
He's a nonce
this bacon rib from tescos is a queer state of affairs
>>69856156
what is this image trying to convey
>>69856191
someone typing with one finger
>>69856163
>boxing is at least a technical and stamina test sport
>ufc doesn't require insane stamina
>boxing is less dangerous than MMA
HOWLING
>>69856156
That's how I type
Looking at the keyboard
>>69856092
Me neither
>>69856155
what was that extension called again that auto replaces? you had a webm tutorial post that
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
found a dusty old jar of peanuts that's only a month out of date
eating them now desu
can't see any flags lol
>>69856220
fox replace
>>69856163
Boxing is more dangerous because concussions are more frequent
>>69856224
stop eating sweets
>>69856224
fat cunts BTFO
>>69856206
fuck off, boxing is the most stamina intensive sport in the world. lasting a full round match is insane.
MMA is simply about knocking people out as fast as possible
Need a new name. Any suggestions?
>>69856272
cornetto
>>69856269
>boxing is the most stamina intensive sport in the world
umm that would be triathlons sweetie x
>>69856272
Abdulina
peculiar how koalas so closely resemble australian posters on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
>>69856272
domblo
>>69856264
FUCK YOU
>>69856269
>3min rounds
>punching with pillows on hands
>5 min rounds
>kicking
>punching
>takedowns
>stuffing takedowns
>checking leg kicks
REALLY need a willy up my arse lads, any volunteers?
>>69856300
Oh I like this one. Can you guys call me Danny Domblo from now on?
>>69856294
they are children.
*gets kicked out of tree and cries*
*saves post for next thread*
>>69856310
alri
>>69856294
https://youtu.be/7Jm_eUQSYAk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies don't touch me
>>69856307
Why do blacks always have a gaping mouth looking
>>69856301
>candy
FOY
>>69856307
why do their bottom lips always hang down like that
>>69856334
lol
>>69856336
>>69856348
uh racist and sexist much
>>69856310
gay thainonce how many little boys have you fiddled
>>69856336
>>69856348
big heavy lips
I am white but have it
>>69856288
event, not a sport
>>69856307
might need more general athleticism in MMA but nowhere close to the endurance in boxing. you know I'm right