/brit/

fuck off leaf

Snowdonia is the only decent part of Wales

Leaf

hey yall
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aj1PDXuMJ8

wow nice flag

fucking leafs I swear

worst posters behind only aussies

Srs question: How do Welshfags feel about annoying muh heritage Murricans who learn their elf speak?

I drove on a suspended liscense for a year and didnt get caught
>using public transport
Ye naw

>>69840737
Hail to the brits
Knife in the back to anglo-saxon scum!

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Would strongly recommend getting yourself a Ford Focus lads.

>>69844573
>>69844573

driving a car you're not insured to is a whole different issue to driving a car with no insurance at all. police rely heavily on ANPR cameras which flag up suspect vehicles. obviously if the car is 100% legal they will never stop you unless they have a good reason or you arouse suspiscion

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dude I'm redpilled, I don't swallow the mainstream media narrative like all the bluepilled sheeple lol the establishment will never brainwash me

*eagerly consumes russian propaganda*

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might buy this desu
its only 30$

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTVX0MPUIKU

>>69844640
woah what the fuck

>>69844670
DU MEYNSTREEM MEDIER

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LAS WELSH SON ARGENTINAS

>>69844669
i know mate thats why i do it

Hi welcome to Nandos! How can I help?

> t-table for one please

Sure!

Literally me every lunch time at work

having a wank
doing a poo
having a think
about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

>>69844670
>oh shit, an ms paint comic

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>>69844670
yes if you don't believe trump is a piss fetishist who watches hentai and gets prostitutes to wank off horses in front of him you're consuming evil russian propaganda

>People getting mad about drunk driving

fuck off to reddit. I've literally driven 100's of times while I was shitfaced.

Don't even remember driving home some nights lol. Those are the scary ones

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Just did a fart that smelled like wotsits even though I didn't eat any wotsits or cheese today

>>69844670
top, top post desu

>>69844728
only reason I don't do it is because I'm worried about cops, not crashing

you could drive fine and still end up with a DUI from a random check

Mums bf just full on caught me wanking, pants round my ankles and everything
Couldn't even close the fucking porn quick enough
He's a sneaky bastard, I didn't even hear him coming

WHO THE FUCK JUST WALKS INTO A 20 YEAR OLD SINGLE MANS BEDROOM AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT WITHOUT KNOCKING?

might just kill myself desu

>>69844728
you're a fat fucking waste of space you dumb cunt
mobility scooters don't count cos they dont go fast enough to kill someone

>>69844733
Cheese gives me headaches

>>69844716
fair play. you're still a fucking mong though my rents bought me a car when i was 17 before i'd even passed my test. ended up getting done for no license or insurance lmao. but then i passed my test and just lied to get insurance and that was years ago convictions expired and now i have a clean license

what a shit film. supporting character's story was way more interesting than daniel. whoring where does that come from. where does all her child benefit money go?

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Bout to watch this lads

operate machines drunk sometimes

wish insurance was optional

why do we need to buy into this racket if we are willing to take the risks of driving as they are without having a safety net

>>69844755
is he bent?

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>>69844755
>mum's bf

Do you live on a council estate?

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>Mums bf

>>69844728
driving on high speed roads drunk is dangerous. on city streets at 30mph mostly it's literally fine

>>69844772
prepare your pineal gland

>>69844755
What did he do/say

haha girlfriends son

>>69844755
seems like a lie lad. who the fuck faps with his pants down?

Works sever got done by [email protected] ransomware lmao. Left early today and shan't be going in tomorrow

>>69844728
hahahaha

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>mums bf

>>69844806
haitiANO

>>69844728
two friends killed due to drink driving, one a sober "victim".

literally kys before you do someone else.

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>tfw no cozy rooftop garden sanctuary in the middle of the city

ate too much, stomach hurts
supposed to be on a diet but have 0 motivation

>>69844806
una vela jajajajajaja

doing a wank with my pants down

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>>69844728
>>69844749
>North Americans

could you imagine if your mum just decided she didn't like your dad any more and started going out with some guy and you just had to accept it? it's a concept so alien to me so as to seem bizarre. i'd probably beat him senseless just for a laugh

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I just wanted to say how proud I am of all of you lads for trying hard every day.

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used to hear my mum getting shagged by her boyfriends all the time when I was younger

she was so loud...

5 minutes in and the white people hate has begun

una vela y haitiANO asjk

>>69844726
t. someone who wanks to topless Putin pictures

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>>69844728
just shut the fuck up lad

My grandmother has a boyfriend

Seriously

fuck that graffiti scene is some snp level cringe

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desire this gf 2bh

poz cuckold owen jones

>>69844795
he asked me if i had any cigs, i do have cigs, but i said no because i was in quite the predicament
he said oh and walked out

>>69844789
Yeah
The worst part is, this is literally her 11th boyfriend she's had during my life.
I've barely spoke to the man because he's probably just going to leave in a few months, so I basically got caught wanking by a stranger, which feels even worse desu

>>69844867
I bet she used to cum so hard

>>69844907
same desu

>>69844854
I hope you feel bad

>>69844890
t. someone who wanks to owen jones thinkpieces

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>>69844835
>>69844855
>>69844882

>>69844913
Nonce

>>69844913
>Appalachian State University
>"Hi I like cats and puppies"
dropped

>>69844837
i slammed my first car into a wall on a country road in thick fog drunk as fuck. broke 2 ribs lmao the car was fucked the front axle was bent but i managed to get it home and sold it for scrap the next day to get rid of the evidence then went to A+E

I have a boyfriend

Seriously

haitiANO

>>69844926
probably. i've looked through her phone and seen pictures of her tits and fanny too.

didn't think pretending to drink and drive would trigger so many people

wish i thought of it

>>69844907
>>69844932
all me

>>69844959
Bender

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>>69844959

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Pengest munch

>>69844970
do you really think nobody here has done it? are you underage?

>>69844969
so glad my mum's practically asexual. not sure my feels the same

>>69844867
>iktf
Is your mum absolutely fucking nuts too, by any chance?

the americANUS

>>69844984
i mean it is the current year and americans elected a white male who hates gays

>>69844987
never had this

sort of craving it now 2bh

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>>69845007

>>69845002
pretty much, only realised it in the last couple of years though. she really smothered me growing up too and made me overly-attached to her

guess I should probably go to the gym
feeling a bit shit right now but I know I'll feel better if I go

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heh

my best friend smokes weed with his mums bf behind his mums back

NEED to stop wanking

keep giving in and thinking fuck it i'll smash one out then regret it

>all these people with slag mums

My mum's literally super christian and has pictures of Mary and Jesus all over the house and looked after my dad who has dementia for 15 years and never even suggested leaving him

>>69845040
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

Imagine actually hearing your mum getting fucked (by someone other than your dad)

No wonder you lot are fucked up

>>69845051
she sounds like a complete cuck lmao

>>69844655
Actual Welsh people don't even learn Welsh. They probably wouldn't even know you're speaking the language, unless you meet some oldfags who might know a few phrases.

Never regretted a wank in my entire life

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que picardeishon jajaja

Finally reached the point in my career when my business flights are actually business class lads.

First business class flight in two weeks haha.

(got the promotion in October but hadn't had a flight since then)

>>69845051
are you african or something

>>69845032
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Borderline-personality-disorder/Pages/Introduction.aspx

>>69845042
Same 2bh

Might just do a 'cide instead haha

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>mfw this thread

anyone ever had a prostate orgasm?

what did you mean by this >>69845053

>>69845075
speak for yourself

>>69845051
Superb mother desu

Don't make them like that anymore
>>69845089
>pictures of Mary and Jesus
Sounds like an Irish thing desu

>>69845075
I regret all your wanks

>>69845089
no just catholic

>>69845090
definitely describes both me and my mum haha

if you are not a university graduate I suggest you LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW

Know a posh cunt who literally has a valet.

i will whisper dictate the first three (You)s i get and respond to each with a vocaroo

proto-gimmick

Tfw you've shagged a load of future kids mums

Gonna come on here in 25 years and banter them out lmao

>>69844860
this is why i ride the train

>>69845172
mm, in a minute grandpa

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>mfw my mum gets "drunk" and has 4 small bottles of beer and wakes up claiming to have a headache
>i wake up after a 2 day long cocaine binge with no sleep and about 20 beers and 2 bottles of spirits and say nothing

>>69845143
basically african then

>>69845143

alri seamus

>>69840737
I'm actually going to be living in Wales next year for my job. It's in Newport...
Kill me now

Granny's husband is a really nice guy actually.

But dad hates him and Gran is always taking the piss out of him because he's 77 with the body of a 97 year old (hips, knees, ears, eyes, mind) and can barely stand on his own.

Nice guy though, fought in the big war and always crushed my hand as a child so now i have a real good handshake. When i skype my granny i have to deliver deft counter bantz on her so she doesn't make me feel bad for him. Granny is from yorkshire and her banter is cruel and sharp.

>>69845181
We went to a pub and he literally sent his valet to get the beers.

Fucking mental.

>>69845216
A valet looks after the car lad. Sounds more like a butler

>>69844706
you can have them

I once tried to hang myself, but I couldn't even get the rope tight enough, so I was choking myself, but not suffocating

prove you're a bigger fuck up than me
pro-tip: you can't

>>69845207
dont care

>>69845200
catholicism has a longer history in these islands than anything else my friend

>>69845231
FOY

>>69845183
trying out this new gimmick

>>69845240
hope you're better now la

>>69845207
reckon I could beat him up no problem in a fair fight

>>69845231
FOY

A valet is a personal assistant. Only a yank would associate the word with a parking valet.

>>69845231

>british knowledge of the roles of servants

wish i could filter cocainenonce

there are people ITT right now who are 18 or younger

haitiANO

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>>69844944
>if you're not pro-Russian you must be a limp-wristed leftist

The mind of a /pol/tard everyone

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>>69845207
>Granny is from yorkshire

Fact: Yorkshiremen Are The Most Powerful Race In The Universe

>>69845267
im 27

>>69845264
I'm Indian

cringey melodrama never watching one of his films ever again bet he thinks we''ll all rally behind this fictional character against the evul tories

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Don't do it lads

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DONT YOU SEE? I AM THE MASTER OF THE ARCANE

>>69845252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14seVs76QEz

>>69845240
Lmao

Even a 12 year old girl managed to hang herself on Facebook live

You're a joke

/brit/ on the pavement at 2:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj4le4cm7c4

i remember when i was about 15 and my mum was pissed off with the gardener for not clearing the weeds from the path and standing on his phone all day and she refused to fire him because she didn't want to be mean so i walked out and told him straight to his face we wanted him gone because he was doing fuck ahhaha

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JUST

>>69845301
Why are normie whores so into this dog filter thing?

Do they think it's cute? Funny? I don't get it

>>69845198
>i wake up
>with no sleep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_4bp8bBNVw

>>69845314
Lmao literally the easiest NPC to kill

i honestly dont read any posts that dont have AT LEAST 3 reply's

its just not worth my time.

There's literally nothing wrong with being posh.

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mexican girl i know aaaaaaaaj

forgot cara was in suicide squad
is it as bad as they say?

>>69845239
i want a conservative welsh woman who will raise our children strong and with good values

>>69845315
mm ok

>>69845183
hello everyone and welcome to another episode of whipsering asmr

here at whispering asmr we want to give you a nice smooth tingle.

why dont we start, aye?

*tap tap tap tap tap tap*
*kss kss ksss kss kss*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ok that's enough for this episode.

thanks for listening

>>69845345
This because no armour
Just hit them ASAP

she looks jewish

>>69845362
She looks British though

haitiANO

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where do I find a *good* woman?

>>69845364
pretty much

some middle parts are alright. characters a bit naff but good enough to do something better with them

but the set up and the ending are shite

why is it so hard to get a wife lads

it's almost as if men aren't wanted in society anymore

>>69845319
That's my point

>>69845380
>>69845381
Hmmm

>>69845380
>>69845381
she is mexicANO

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>>69845393

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hmm

>>69845374
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483918136189.webm

welsh ""women""

>>69845401
You just need to look at the right places perhaps

>>69845362
>>69845360
>>69845364
>>69845374
>>69845378
>>69845379
>>69845391
>>69845393
>>69845395
>>69845401
>>69845404
>>69845418
>>69845422
>>69845428
>>69845430
3>replys not reading

>>69845380
>>69845381
reading these now

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still howling at this photo

did the queen ever dress up like this?

ok which britbong did this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjAX0G8ta5A

How hard to get LSD in uk

>>69845440
In love ngl

Why do women whine when you leave the toilet seat up? Are they so oblivious that they don't even bother looking before they sit down, or are they enraged at the thought of spending 0.2 seconds putting it down?

what should i snort coke off next lads? will deliver picture

>battlefield 1 case
>intel i5 processor case
>an NHs organ donor card
>a folded up MOT pass certificate
>a hunting knife

>>69845393
you could find one on tinder if you tried hard enough

>>69845466
i bet you listened to all of that you fag

>he can't find a wife

If you're struggling that badly, the only option is to settle down with a fat girl which is a life of misery but it's easy mode

>>69845430
Was that found in a serial killer's torture chamber?

>>69845440
i only got 50% of what they said

>>69845492
Organ doner card but balanced on a hunting knife

>>69845496
how can you stay
with a fat girl, who'll say
would you like to marry me
and if you like you can buy the ring

>>69845488
It's more hygienic to pee sitting down la unless you are outside your house

>pretending to be gone so the so called G.F will leave me alone

ah yes, but in just a few hours i will be feeling lonely again.

>>69845505
not yet

>>69845488
Power games

>>69845378
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XDxc6al4aH

one more

>>69845492
you the lad who smoked weed out of a can on christmas morning?
you're a madman

>>69845527
It's literally not

>>69845542
JAAAAANNNYYYYYYYYY

>>69845440

lol find it funny this trend of girls cropping out half their face when taking selfies like they think it makes them look more attractive

anyone else smoked weed out of an apple?

>>69845488
cba to even lift it 2bh

years of target practice has got me by

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WOOF! WOOF! BARK!

*growls*

nah hahaha I'm just playing lads I'm not actually a dog

people who give strong handshakes come off as a bit insecure desu

>>69845543
yes i was snorting coke with a romanian prostitute in a dingy flat at 2pm on christmas day while my family tucked into their turkey lmao

>>69845570
no but ur nan has

someone left their phone in this place (chinese restaurant by the sounds of it) they found it and recorded a message saying they found it and handed it in to reception

>>69845539
This seems plausible

> he'll never know the pleasure of bursting inside a tight wet pussy

That's a life wasted desu, your ONLY life

>>69845570
Yeah bc I left my piece in the car
Forgot about it afterwards and it rotted lol

I still can't get over getting caught doing a wank
Fuck me, lads...

10/10 pussy tbqh

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484068605689.webm

>>69845582
https://youtu.be/Bru09VHtf7U

>>69845571
my stream sprays in random directions sometimes

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who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A

I respect british people who move abroad and make a life for themselves in a real country. those who stay behind are only interested in being coddled by the british state

>>69845601
Hottest thing in the world tbqh

Love looking at the gf 2 hours later and thinking about how she's literally walking around town carrying my cum inside her

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what are your thoughts on the morality man lads?

>>69845609
what did he say/do

>>69845609
who caught you

>>69845615
Agree

>>69845615
except i dont have doors lol

>>69845582
limp handshakes mean you're a fag

>>69845615
nonce

>>69845582
Better that than a pushover...

>>69845547
I feel that you are arguing more argument sake, but to indulge you, have you ever seen how much of your pee doesn't reach inside the commode? Notice it carefully next time

>>69845651
I don't respect any Canadians at all.

>>69845585
Good lad
thank fuck i'm not the only one who chose to be a degenerate on Christmas
I spent Christmas with my family until 4pm. I cried 4 times because i'm a mentally unstable runt. Then I went and got absolutely leathered and snorted 4 grams of coke, ended up in some random lads flat in the next town over and spent the boxing day locked in my room getting drunk desu.

>>69845563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04QLRoCio0H

tune in next thread for more

>>69845673
His mum's bf

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483960470738.webm

i dont know how id approach my daughter being a slag
i know if i marry someone from here they'll be like "it's fine"

>>69845705
All of it reaches the bowl mate, my arse literally hasn't touched a toilet bowl for 2 years

Disgusting

Damn where do I go to reenlist. We need to start using naplam again, especially in the open terrain.

>>69845715
you sound like you have actual mental problems i just love getting fucked up and shagging

>>69845609
Caught a female friend masturbating once (we were camping), bit awkward.

honestly prefer busting inside a girls mouth than her fanny.

>>69845715
Your life sounds miserable

>>69843374
saying that's popular on /a/ is like saying jews are popular on /pol/

>american grammer

>>69845758
Bender

*puts on eye amulet*
do not attempt to mislead me for it will not work, you slimy sons of camels

>>69845738
Convert to Islam and force her to wear a burqa it's the only way to be sure.

>>69845738
this isn't really a big deal. shes just joking around

>>69845738
Link thread please

>>69845715
That coke was either bashed to fuck or you have a mad tolerance, probably a bit of both. Drinking aswell?

>>69845070
Yes we do you lying fuck

>>69844706
Based Patagonia

>>69845672
Nothing, he just asked for cigs, I lied and said I didn't have any while trying to close my porn and cover my dick with my bathrobe, then he walked out.

>>69845673
see
>>69845725

Had a dream once where I used portals to fuck my own arse, there really is NOTHING like cumming inside your own boipucci.

>>69845783
inshalla

>>69845790
yea meant in general

>>69845794
>>>/wsg/1470877

wanna do a suicide

>>69845816
>mum's bf

who cares then

he might banter you off but it could have been worse

Entered a new level of veganism lads.

I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Brits don't know what good coke is I bet what you're railing is 90% crushed up caffeine pills and baby laxative

You stupid cucks couldn't get good coke to save your lives

Fuck off

>>69845813
wonder how the welsh here felt during the falklands war

not even bad looking, nor a virgin. But I just start boiling with anger whenever I see a pretty girl, because I know how fucking easy their life is.

>>69844867
sounds hot, post pics of mum

MILFs are patrician

>>69845873
Only mongs buy off the street

>>69845740
With you on the squatting for number 2 though

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>>69845875

>>69845880
fedora bait

>>69845873
>Fuck off

no need to be so upset

>>69845875
why would they feel any different

>>69845873
i've been to brazil where the coke is amazing and can confirm that it is possible to get very good coke in the UK. it's best in london and liverpool

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Stop lying about taking cocaine

Is Eddy about?

Need to discuss the latest liberal party policy decisions with him.

>>69845797
Yeah, I was drinking all day. I started drinking heavily at around the same time I started sniffing.

>>69845746
>>69845763
Yous aren't wrong haha

this is me
>>69845240

oh well, at least being drunk makes me happy

Redpill me on drugs. What's so good about them?

>>69845942
they speed up the process of death

how about you all piss off with your little "coke addictions" fuckin pussy ass limps

talk to me when you need 1.5g/day just to take a shite fuck outta

/brit/ is a strange place. a bizarre intersection peoeple who love getting fucked up and strange shut ins who couldn't concieve of such a thing. see these posts

>>69845918
>>69845942

>>69845942

Ignore the drug addict runts who populate /brit/

in the long term drugs lead nowhere but insanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Wwycz4qMQ

>>69845907
you can get good coke in any major city in the UK if you know the right people, it will just cost double what you'd normally pay

I bet you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

dainty lot here

Recently started a new run-through of mass effect.

Really how can one game (series) be so good

>>69845979
>peoeple who love getting fucked up

will never understand why these types come here

fuck off normalfags

>>69845906
from what i know they dont really like england, and well.. theyre quite close to the islands and everything. most of our army and stuff went through their cities, use their hospitals and such.

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I LOVE ANIME AND MANGAH

absolute shite weed in the uk though

my local grown cali bud is way better lmaoo.........

>>69846018
one last run before Andromeda? good choice lad

and yeah they're great. got platinum for all 3

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>>69845979
>strange shut ins
f-fuck off

How do I get over envy lads?

My friend makes literally triple what I do and it makes me hate him even though he's objectively a good friend in every way.

>>69846029
I don't really go out and I don't have that many friends, but I regularly take advantage of the fact I can get drugs whenever I want.
getting fucked up in your room on your own > getting fucked up with normies > being a straight edge weiner

I bet you lot haven't injected krokodil or bath salts. Pussies

>>69846037
you can get amstersam imports quite easily tho desu

I live in liverpool and I know at least two seperate people who are involved in smuggling ops from rotterdam

>>69846052
yeah man, Some of the moments in it really give me chills, the whole mystery of the first game, tracking saren only to learn the truth about the reaper at the end. What a story

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>>69846037
west coast hydro crew

>>69846037
it's homegrown here m8, Bristol produces a fuck ton of it. plus imports and MDMA straight from Netherlands

the rest of our drugs are pretty shit though.

>>69846037
Coke and weed are both pleb drugs
MDMA is where it's at, good luck finding pure MDMA/good ecstasy in America

I am the Miami zombie

i buy coke off a nigger in the hood
literally shake from fear the entire time
a lot of murders in the city

>>69846034
dont know why you think that but the the welsh have nothing against england
in fact you wouldn't belive that northern ireland and ROI get on mostly fine irl if you went by the posts on here

are exclamation marks the most reddit punctuation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4da7Z14Y8

>>69846127
america...

I bet you ninny boys aren't even members of active gangs

just dont understand people who take drugs

like whats the point really

>>69846127
no one cares you fat shit

>>69846076
excellent post

>>69846037
why do yanks always do this
my housemates sis came around with her yank bf the other day and he was saying similar stuff

I want to be the next Hitler.

I bet you lot don't even have a teardrop tat, fucking posers

America has the best weed, coke, and meth

Our heroin sucks though cause it comes from Mexico it's not that good Afghani shit

what is doing coke like

>>69845942
Fun, a new perspective, kill time, have a laugh, better than just alcohol for partying.

Down side is that they are illegal and getting caught with them can fuck up aspects of your life. Addiction/dependence isn't fun. £ expensive hobby £

based on the new perspective of everything let's just say you can't put the gene back into the lamp.

>>69846188
>meth

Glad we don't have that shit.

Because you'd be in jail

You are fake news

Many such cases

Sad!

>>69846188
>BUT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND Y MEHEECO BRINGS DRUGZ HERE
t. every drumpf supporter

>>69846037
uks is wayyyyy better

I bet you spineless little shits aren't even felons

>>69846156
I was watching two "gangs" have a fight once and I ended up getting chased by some lad with a machete wearing a balaclava
I wasn't even involved, I was literally walking to the shops with my friend to buy more alcohol

>>69846180
superiority complex

would really like to do drugs in the U.K. 2bh, you guys have a much better drug culture

I want to be the next Jo Cox

>>69846180
Individually they're horrendously incapable, so they compensate by making their country a large part of their personality

t. Professor in Yank Studies

>>69846160
whats the point in literally anything

from a certain perspective anything you do is utterly pointless


>>69846188
colombia/bolivia has the best coke
>bragging about meth

m8 im glad we can't get it here

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483921953369.webm
>tfw no goofy dancing russian qt GF

JUST

>>69846218
t. Los Zetas

I bet you pussies don't even smoke

>>69846180
>>69846228
or i was being ironic and am not enough of a twat to ever compare "dude weed"

Nationalism in itself is inherently left-wing because it is characterized by the same "oneness" that justifies leftist things like egalitarian wealth redistribution. Here is a "nationality," he does this does that and this and if you deviate from this or attack this you are no countrymen of mine! Patriotism is the genuine camaraderie with your countrymen who act freely.

>>69846093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV1pPgpcAVw

>the feels

Would love to give a yank a fat line of ket and be like yeahh broooo this is some sick ass coke y'all and watch him as he slowly starts to have a near death experience

ket is the best, weirdest shit 2bh. always the best way to end the night and get really wrecked.

>>69846218
t. Los Zetas

my loads have been pretty big the last couple days

don't know why

>>69846228

how the fuck did someone get a restricted level automatic assault knife in england?

madness. close the damn borders already.

>>69846245
well he was a sound lad overall

>>69846218
tbf if you stop supplying them then they wouldn't take them

never done drugs in my life haha what am i like

i lead quite the horrendous life style desu
i hope to god none of you are like me, because this is fucked and there's no going back

>>69846281
never done it and i've done most things. whats the high like?

>>69846293
see
>>69846205

have a GREAT post saved up

*waits for new thread*

>>69846281
that's #1 on my wishlist of things to try

>69846292
americans are the reason why drug cartels exist here

>>69846277
tbf he was probably right, I was just wondering why since I can't imagine doing that abroad
he was sound lad

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>>69846258
>white people dancing

>>69846320
why do you always do that
you need to give (You)s