/brit/

anime

anime

Fuck Britain desu

>>69846509
Which chinese cartoon is this? a recent one?

500mg dramamine straight up the arse

can't watch animes with too much fan service because i just get horny and wank

>>69846509
fuck off phone shit

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cute fella hehe

taking apart my old xbox cos im bored
figure i might as well just harvest all the capacitors but they've all got chinese writing on them so i can't tell the rating

>>69846509
nice pair of animes

>>69846549
the keoins go to college

If you consumer any alcohol with an abv above 6% you are a degenerate and probably a criminal too.

>>69846549
pokemon

>>69846577
what are they useful for?

can you make me a robot

>>69846509
what anime is this

>have to choose between a yank thread and a pseudo yank thread
The state of /brit/

>>69846577
Stop playing video games.

>Takes a drug
>Dies
Unfabricatable

>>69846555
best believe i'm going to get fucked up and shitpost on /brit/ all night tomorrow, Saturday, Sunday and maybe Monday

GAS

THE

TAIGS

>>69846589
making circuits
probably not

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>>69846427

>>69846509
i fucking hate this image

All I know, are sad songs
sad songs

>>69846582
>drinks 4% piss from cans and doesn't consider himself a degenerate

my songs are not smiling songs

There are depressed NEETs in this thread RIGHT NOW who claim to be depressed, but in th same breath will condemn drugs because "they bad for your body"

I cannot fathom the mental gymanstics you need to do to come to this conclusion

This is not a love song

realised that prodding around with random capacitors is probably not a good idea given that some of them are probably still holding charge

gas the rich class war now

>>69846665
I cannot fathom the mental gymanstics you need to do to come to this conclusion

gas the poor class war ow

>>69846683
good lad

>>69846676
I cannot fathom the mental gymanstics you need to do to come to this conclusion

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Sent this snapchat to every girl in my contacts list, 2 replies so far "wtf" and "you're drunk again aren't you? "

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Hey anon, what are you planning for Valentines day

Nobody Does It Better - Jingle Bells - Honeysuckle Rose - Close to You ... https://youtu.be/QPEmsnsX7KA via @YouTube

>>69846635
Why?

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>>69846703

there are degenerate scum in this thread RIGHT NOW who use drugs and consume hard liquor while knowing that it is immoral to do so and they will be punished for their actions through in one way or another

Feed the poor to animals

>>69846676
yeh but not enough to kill you

no current if its not plugged in so no worry

>>69846718
Nothing.

bass the bourgeois
class war now

am always hearing kale tastes awful but I put some in my hot salsa stew and I don't really get any taste whatsoever off it

>>69846718
Didn't know Valentine's Day was a thing outside America

>>69846713
wtf, you're drunk again aren't you?
>>69846718
the same as always you sammich eatin whore

>>69846699
if you're depressed and want to die, why would you give a fuck about the damage you're doing to your body?

>>69846724
i don't know it just rubs me the wrong way. maybe i feel like the guys on the left being mocked by a cunt chad

>>69846737
Feed the homeless to the starving

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gentrification in action

>>69846718
She looks a frighteningly lot like a girl I know

>>69846724
because it's fucking stupid

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>>69846718
looks like a sloth

>>69846726
communists dont stand a chance

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Quit my job today, dont know what im going to do now though lol

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>>69846703

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Feed the animals to poor

4chan is for anime

>>69846718
i have a psychiatrist appointment the next day so a day full of self-pity sounds like good preparation

post test 1

>>69846741
enough of a current to give me a little shock though, my mate made some little gimpy taser with the capacitor in a disposable camera flash lol. Doesn't need to be plugged in for the capacitor to discharge

>>69846718
dunno yet but it will no doubt include lots of beer and nothing related to valentine's day

>>69846785

move to aus and smoke weed at the beach all day

test 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyZQ4-cF_I
why the IV line

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>69846726

>>69846310
depends how much you have

sort of similar to some psychedelics in a way, it distorts your perceptions, and makes you feel kinda floaty at first

it's best done with a stimulant like mdma or coke to counteract the nausea and sedative effects

loads of ket really fucks with your logic and makes you question what the fuck is going on, nothing seems real and you can get outerbody type experiences

>>69846718
matched a qt on tinder, need to make her the gf before valentines

>>69846817
stay the fuck out of my country

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gf sent me this earlier

>>69846785
Hedgehogs must be delicious since dogs are willing to subject themselves to this just for a bite

*puts the blame on you*

>>69846817
I'm moving to aus but I'm going the desert and training every day

going to be in ferocious shape when I get back

got bit in the hand by a hedgehog once

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Gentrification in action

>>69846718

Dodging a rather large lass who's into me 2bh.

>>69846849
did there really need to be a big red outline

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>>69846788

>>69846764
you're a fucking idiot mate

>>69846785
what a fucking retarded dog

>>69846867
That's from a porcupine not a hedgehog

>>69846862
i fucking love and hate women at the same time

like, i want to strangle her while i'm fucking her

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>>69846785
serves him right, he shouldn't have tried to eat the cute lil 'hog

>>69846849
Kek

>australia
>anustralia

lls

>>69846852

AUSTIN TEXAS NOT AUSTRALIA YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BODGER

>>69846901
Yeah. Porcupines are a lot bigger aren't they?

>>69846883
proud owners of a barrett build

>>69846718
Oh heh, you know me, I'll be taking the gf on a weekend get away to cyprus. Oh you're going to cyprus too? Well we probably wont see eachother because me and the gf will be busy and idk the name of where were staying haha

>>69846883
That's a long arm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483164755494.webm

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>>69846916

ah cannae stop creasin

>>69846905
alri Elliot aha

>>69846916
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>69846963

>>69846890
How so?
Bring up drugs on /r9k/ and you'll get flooded by autists saying you're a degenerate for taking drugs
Tonight is the first time i've seen /brit/ have a proper drug discussion, it usually gets shut down by bitter autists

>>69846937
Yes and they can shoot their quills out

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483312952468.webm
>ywn have these moves even in your youth

JUST

>>69846937
ye, hedgehogs are little poofs

was at a sesh once and some girl had a pet african hedgehog and she brought it down and let it walk about

m8, twozzled off his face on ket stepped on it and killed it

>>69846916
Hahahahahaha fuck off
£10
Hahahahahaha

>>69846883
find it funny how canadians would have no idea they would own a barrat build

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>>69846887

eliot is my idol

>>69846979
fucking lol what a story

>>69846977
useless skill desu

>>69846916
i assumed the pound for lbs joke had already been beaten to death in the UK ages ago

>>69846972

Those autists aren't actually suicidal they just want attention.

>>69846916
Haha. Clever and funny, excellent, indeed

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>>69847001

>>69847009
Good for getting clunge

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>>69846987
>the so-called anti austerity measures

>>69847010
genuinely never actually seen it before

In the olden days people used lbs alot but its not common at all now even though we still use stone constantly

>>69847009
But you'd have a lot of people fawning over you

the mexican is a virgin

>>69847010
He was being serious

>>69847017
He didn't hate women
he killed 4 guys, 2 women and himself.
All the news sites only just mention the two women though

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Being Sad Like Nigga Go To The Gym Haha

>>69847066
he hated normies

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emina

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>>69847030
are you trying to incite a meme war

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the question girl

m8 wants to move to australia and get a job picking strawberries

mongiest idea I've ever heard

thought the r9k beta uprising was supposed to happen like 3 years ago

>>69847099
don't get why people do this whole "everything i dont like is fascism" lark
there are plenty of other bad ideologies they could mention

not had chocolate for 3 days

can we talk more about mass effect?

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Rate Elliott Rodgers sister

>>69847157
pronounced neev

>>69847157
you piss your pants? where's kes?

>>69847170
alri/10

>>69847170
disgusting like all chinks

>>69847145
i can't think of a better word they could've used than proto-fascism

>>69847170
Hapa girls fare far better

T. Knower

i should probably go to bed considering i have to be up in 4 hours
might not go to work tomorrow
can't be arsed desu

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hmmm

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>>69846509
What's a good hot meal someone quite poorly can eat at 1:49 in the morning?

>cisheteronormativity

no joke i am serious but working in a farm like picking tomatoes can instantly cure depression and panic attack

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>>69847099

>mfw Trump will turn the republic into an empire


Igne natura renovatur integra

Nearly every Asian Father - White Mother lad i know is successful with women

>>69847219
Boiled egg sandwich

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>>69847132
guy I knew yrs ago used to go to holland every summer picking fucking tulips

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>>69847221

>there are cisheteronormatives in this thread right now

>>69847217
I like girls with muscles, always have. Reminds me of my dad.

>>69847219
my wet throbbing cock

I married a half Chinese girl before I became redpilled on race and now I don't know what to do lads

>>69847132
>>69847226
>>69847254
here a lot of people go tree planting up north

>>69847219
Soup and bread
Egg in a cup with toast
Ham and cheese toastie with some tea

any of you lads read Viz?

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>>69847087
Good lad x>>69847099

How's the dirty floor meme going lads?

Well I hope

>>69847226
i don't want to be cured i want to die 2bh

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Have 8 minutes to get to the bus and go to the gym

Not finished my poo though

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>>69847256
needs to be the right amount though, and they often end up looking like blokes in wigs

>>69847165
Sure lad

Favourite game of the trilogy?
Favourite class?
MaleShep or FemShep?

>>69847297
i hope you can't poo and your bowels explode during your lift

>Withdrawal — Recent social withdrawal and loss of interest in others
>Drop in functioning — An unusual drop in functioning, at school, work or social activities, such as quitting sports, failing in school or difficulty performing familiar tasks
>Problems thinking — Problems with concentration, memory or logical thought and speech that are hard to explain
>Increased sensitivity — Heightened sensitivity to sights, sounds, smells or touch; avoidance of over-stimulating situations
>Apathy — Loss of initiative or desire to participate in any activity
>Feeling disconnected — A vague feeling of being disconnected from oneself or one’s surroundings; a sense of unreality
>Illogical thinking — Unusual or exaggerated beliefs about personal powers to understand meanings or influence events; illogical or “magical” thinking typical of childhood in an adult
>Nervousness — Fear or suspiciousness of others or a strong nervous feeling
>Unusual behavior – Odd, uncharacteristic, peculiar behavior
>Sleep or appetite changes — Dramatic sleep and appetite changes or decline in personal care
>Mood changes — Rapid or dramatic shifts in feelings
all me for the past 4 years
it's only getting worse, haven't left my room or spoke to anyone in a 4 months apart from to get food even though i live with my family LOL

>>69847244
>tfw my kid will be am-wf
Hope he's a normie

>>69847297
Fuck off

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so i must say city life and highly informatized society is the worst thing ever happened to our mentality

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>when a manlet kicks off

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>>69847236

Always liked the idea of living in an Empire

Curry killed British teenager

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/88387526/uk-girl-15-dies-after-eating-curry-from-mouseinfested-takeaway

>>69847319
Chink twat

>>69847219
Boiled egg w/ soldiers

>5 /brit/'s up
He's going to burst a vein

>>69847319
Sure he will, Chang

>tfw no one to fall asleep cuddling with

Tremendous cream, fuck a dollar and a dream
Still tote gats strapped with infrared beams

why do camgirls never use a good webcam?

>>69847329
Did he die?

>>69847307
arooo these are all hard questions,
controversially I think barring the ending, and if you take the indoctrination theory into account 3 could be the best, It had the most fun gameplay

1 was the most clunkly in terms of gameplay but had a great story
2 was great overall but cba with jacob and those transforming harbinger enemies became a little tedious

favourite class is vanguard for sure

maleshep every time 2bh, I've never played as anything other than default maleshep

call me sexist but I just don't think theres woman alive who could pull that shit off

>>69847378
Mmmmmmmmm could deffo go for this

>>69847317
thanks albania

>>69847344
>tfw ordered a curry tonight
it could be any of us lads

>>69847393
that's all i want tbqh

don't even care about being a virgin any more

>>69847404
Insecurity

>>69847244
t. Bing Wu from Vancouver

>>69847404

half of em are druggies with needle markings and such

any of you lads see any snow today

>>69847404
Too pricey.

Me and the gf are traveling to Saudi Arabia to revert to Islam lads

>>69847422
bent

el romANO>>69847441

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ah yes, that youtube algorithm certainly knows what i like

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>>69847312
I have all of this as well

All I do is go on 4chan and smoke cigarettes and force myself to eat once a day that's literally everything going on in my life

>>69847352
T. Patel singh

>>69847404
some do

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>when a /brit/ runt calls me a paki

>>69847418

stop ordering indian takeaway! are you mad

>>69847439
Yeah. I'll send some over if you want

>>69847422
Same

>>69847329
desu that bouncer was struggling there

I reckon someone with real fighting chops (me) could have gave him some serious trouble

curry is actually indo-british food for japan tho

since its royal navy origin

>>69847329
Is that Coventry?

>>69847469
FOY

>>69847418
What's your favourite curry? Mine's the classic murgh makhni

>>69847469
been wanking again lad?

>>69847482
Meet me in hyde park you little wasteman

>>69847457
we're fucked, lad
seriously fucked.
How old are you? it's a bit extreme, but I think we might be developing schizophrenia. Surely this goes beyond depression.

If you people could see how I live, you'd be fucking apalled.

>>69847469
how do i get the dickskin look?

>>69847441
i've had sex with multiple prostitutes from your country. one i even attempted to talk about the difference between romance languages such as romanian and surrounding slavic languages and she had no fucking clue what i was on about

>>69847410

maleshep VA is much better, femshep always emphasises the wrong words and shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHPoyRWgyU

wew Milo got his shit fucked

>>69847514
are you the lad with the destroyed wallpaper and food on the carpet and stuff?

>>69847534
And the mushrooms growing in the corner

sister made some excellent veggie curry

too bad its useless without meat

>>69847523
Autism

>>69847504
love a good tinghok tanghoom

>>69847529
cuh-reasing

>>69847542
doing shrooms for the first time in a few weeks can't wait desu

>>69847410
>favourite class is vanguard for sure
good choice. that or infiltrator
>maleshep every time 2bh, I've never played as anything other than default maleshep
>call me sexist but I just don't think theres woman alive who could pull that shit off

I've mostly played as maleshep but I've done a few playthroughs with fem, s'alright

>>69847523
screeching at the thought

>>69847534
I didn't post that, but yeah, that sounds like me
I also have several holes in the walls where I've punched them so frequently in the same place the plasterboard has gone though.

>>69847514
I'm 28

>>69847568
Are they floor shrooms?

despite all evidence to the contrary i'm still not convinced that anybody actually has sex

>>69847529
>kept on eating
Good lad

>>69847206
that's because you're thick

lads u know whats hilarious when ur fucked up ring a 24 support line for a bank and just chat pure shit about how your bank card cracked when you shoved it up your arse and you need a new one and they take you 100% seriously

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>>69847529

well deserved for that much mayo

>>69847549
considering becoming a vegetarian desu

Not drunk but had a frew brews

>>69847603
what word would you have use oh mighty one?

>>69847529
he does look very jewish here

>>69847615
do it la

>>69847615
bender

Need to get up and eat but i cba

Skelly life is rough

>>69847594
>Ooo milo you're so handsome
>Milo you're amazing
>Can i suck your willy milo
>Please milo please

>>69847593
same

literally how does it happen? how do people go from chatting to sex

mind boggling stuff

>>69847638
Who the fuck is Milo?

>>69847636
whats ur height and weight? 5" 11 138 lbs here

>>69847630
nationalism, anti-neoliberalism
>inb4 t-those are both fascism!!

>>69847634
are you one?

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normbulls out roooooooooooooooooooooo

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some lads here need a farm labor it seems

its legit, i cured panic attack by picking berries in countryside
benzos also can help your sleep and whenever you got palpitation tho

>>69847593
Fewer people are having sex nowadays but the ones who are are having a lot more

>>69847615
veggie excluding fish master race here

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>>69847636
>not getting your parents to bring you food

>>69847632
kek I don't think it's actually him lad

>>69847660
some faggot trump supporter that /pol/ likes

>>69847653
It's called being witty and physically attractive lad

>>69847685
What programme you on lad

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>>69847682
roooo

>>69847685
I'd love to live in a comfy commune

Real life gimmick: when people ask you what you did over the weekend reply with "had a frew brews" with a cheeky grin

>>69847708
Reckon I need a new sense of humour.

New job role from Monday, being paid the same wage to do a lot less work (basically no work at all)

>>69847671
>nationalism
mmmmmmmm thats ok but i wouldn't say particularly better

>anti-neoliberalism
stupid because obviously leftists are anti-neoliberalism too

>>69847677
yeah, it's surprisingly easy to cut meat out of your diet tbf

>>69847708
I just don't have the ability to flirt I think. I'm objectively ok looking, I see far uglier guys with women. Just too shy and paranoid.

I'd probably just get accused of abuse or something anyway

>wake up at midday
>eat breaky
>brit
>maybe have a nap
>have some lunch
>brit
>skip dinner
>brit
>go to bed at 5am

my life unless i have a doctor's appointment

my life literally

>>69847743
Lend you mine if you want la

how many of the /brit/ lads smoke? i started at uni because literally everyone else in my shared house did it and i've been doing it ever since

Laaaa lalala

Wait 'till I get my money right

>>69847757
Just wait for girls to come to you, that way you know they're already interested

>>69847696
>that /pol/ likes
pretty sure most of pol hates milo for being a "degenerate"

>>69847615
You don't make friends with salad mate

>>69847749
>leftists are anti-neoliberalism too
yeah i know, which is one of the reasons why the leftist hysteria about trump and brexit is silly. I guess you could say right wing anti neoliberalism if you wanted to. Tbh i could possibly see the "proto-fascism" thing with trump specifically but i can't see it at all with brexit

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>no girl to kidnap me, force me to watch sissy porn, inject me with estrogen and pimp me out to studs
life is suffering

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>>69847771
fat cunt go backpacking in the outback or something

>>69847771
same except wake up 5pm go to sleep 8am

>>69847708
still doesn't make sense. i mean one minute you're strangers awkwardly introducing yourselves to each other, the next you're literally thrusting your erect penis into her vagina? has to be a meme.

>>69847757
Get off the Internet you twat that doesn't actually happen

>>69847771
>waking up and eating breakfast and not lunch or dinner first since it's about 3pm

you can't even NEET right

>>69847775
I decided in my second year that I dislike weed after becoming a stoner twat

ITT: we call
>>69847858
a nonce

>>69847736
>frew brews

Only a leaf could fuck it up

Anyone else here get paid a good wage to sit at a desk and basically be a professional meme researcher?

Bonus points if you browse Reddit at work because you're too scared to go on 4chan

>>69847799
>awkwardly
There's your problem. If you believe you can bang her, she'll know it and you'll bang her

>>69847806
You sound like a cunt

>>69847822
>he doesn't listen to kanye

/r9k/ twat

>>69847781
yeah that's never happened. doubt any girl has ever liked me

>>69847801
the thought still scares me

like I said I'm a very private and paranoid person

>>69847801
my ex sent me a '30 signs of abuse' sheet from Cosmo or some shit while we were together

I made a Margarita in your honor Beto

>>69847775
this is exactly me, all 3 of the others smoke a lot of weed but first term is down and I've done nothing except a few cheeky puffs here and there when I've been egged on. kinda proud of myself. uni starts monday again tho

>>69847847
Alcohol is your friend then lad

>>69847841
Ye im a cunt, a sick cunt

*walks off while putting my raybans on*

>>69847664
runted

5'11 161lbs 8% bodyfat

I don't even lift weights

>>69847824
I work for a billing department at a power company where we handle shit loads of bills and sensitive financial details and they look at our screens CONSTANTLY. We're not even allowed to have oru phones on us when we're on the computers people have literally been given disciplinaries for going on BBC news. It's utter hell

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>Why yes, I listen to the insightful and enlightening avant-garde concerto maestro, popular known to us hoplites as "Kayne West"

>>69847847
I like you.

>>69847840
the veneer of civilisation makes the interaction inherently awkward. women especially, i mean they act all all prim and reserved but really they just want hard willies plunged into their fannies? absolutely mental.

taking a long time for my wax mouth fedora to arrive

>>69847847
Eh, i'm sure they have. I've had two girls approach me in clubs in the last couple of months and i'm not good looking or white. Just put yourself in positions where they can

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>>69847859
Should've bounced her head off the ground

im 5'9" and 12st

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>tfw too fat to be picked up and body slammed

>>69847797
>going more than 10km inland in summer
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-09/heatwave-expected-to-send-temperatures-past-45c-in-western-nsw/8169124

>>69847876
Feel bad for you lad

I'm a sysadmin so I dont have to worry about people watching my computer use

>>69847901
Corr

imagine how good this song would be if it wasn't ruined by cookie monster vocals

>>69847876
Jesus Christ lad I feel sorry for you, I spend 80% of my day browsing the Internet and the rest doing some sort of work and I work for a law firm

>>69847789
>yeah i know, which is one of the reasons why the leftist hysteria about trump and brexit is silly
well with regards to brexit many leftists including myself voted out. the concern arose because the vast majority of those that voted out did so for right wing reasons

>trump
haha nigger you could list every single one of this capitalists policies and they would be anti-left

maybe a case could be made for his foreign policy being left wing in some ways but certainly not for wanting to cut corporation tax and the like

> I guess you could say right wing anti neoliberalism if you wanted to
you could if you wanted to make a shit comic

>Tbh i could possibly see the "proto-fascism" thing with trump specifically but i can't see it at all with brexit
farage is kind of a mini-trump i think thats where the connection came from

can't handle the thought of a girl knowing i want my willy in her holes

>>69847912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmnZWhYYMYY

I'm 5'11" 16st not fat either

>>69847876
people should get disciplinaries for going on BBC news anyway 2bh

>>69847876
Is the money good?

>>69847876
fuck that shit, couldn't work anywhere without a bit of room to squeeze some fucking about in

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>>69847876
>capitalism

>>69847926
don't think any woman has ever even thought about having my willy in her holes at any point

>>69847926
Any girl that's halfway decent looking knows that all lads want to have a shag with her

>>69847926
Girls already know you wanna put your willy in them

>>69847910
I see you twats in charge of the servers coming into work. The bizarre thing is most of you are about 45 how are you such massive computer nerds

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>>69847404
watch better ones

>>69847968
why does this wojak have shitty facial hair lmao

got 40 tinder matches in 3 weeks, but over the past 5 days havent got a single one

havent changed my profile at all

proper weird that innit

>>69847984
M U N T E R
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>>69847935
you clearly are fat

mike tyson was 5'11 and 15 stone when he fought holyfield and I sincerely doubt your physique is even close

>>69847867
drinking isn't my thing either

hate how it's apparently a necessity for sex

>>69847905
*runs around you*
*keeps jabbing you until you until you run out of energy*

>>69847984

that's a handsome chap

>>69847983
Grew up in the 80s during a gaming boom probably

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>one shot at life
>5'7"

>>69848006
Once had sex and realised how much I hate myself.

Wish I could do it again.

>>69847984
>cam"girls"

>>69848005
>I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

just ate a munchie with NOT biscuit

proper pissed

here's to you nicola and bart

>>69848030
Lucky ungrateful bastard

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>Search Results
fan·ny
ˈfanē/
noun
noun: fanny; plural noun: fannies

1.
North Americaninformal
a person's buttocks.