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Dirty floor edition
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>>69808190
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all foreigners should be killed
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literally the first time i got fedora posted and it didnt even make sense
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>literally the first time i got fedora posted and it didnt even make sense
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>literally the first time i got fedora posted and it didnt even make sense
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Who /Jez/ here?
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Just saw this outside
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>>69808240
me in the car
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>>69808209
Stop posting my autism
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>>69808238
George 2020

your deluded old git commie can piss off
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ar su
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>Stop posting my autism
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is the german still here?
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>>69808261
jog on jappy
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When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf
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self assessment:
looks - 7
body - 6
humour - 7
wealth - 8
floor cleanliness - 2

will i ever make it lads?
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>>69808304
Fucked for life

End it
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ah yes
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>>69807524
alright that's them out the oven, wish me luck lads
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tyme for the mynce pyes
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12088157
http://www.strawpoll.me/12088157
http://www.strawpoll.me/12088157
why the fuck can't it do apostrophes lads
what a world
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>>69808331
You've been eating these for days, is it a Christmas surplus?
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preparing apple pie and ice cream
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>>69808304
>wealth - 8
hmm?

>inb4 my parents own a nice house and we sometimes go on vacation together
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>your deluded old git commie can piss off
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planefu
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>>69808354
mate i do not give a FUCK what you think
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>>69808346
ye had a spare packit of 12
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>>69808108
>I personally have no problems with that style of monarchy, the king should be in the most powerful position (but not the only position), in fact i quite like there being a powerful king
But reallistically you'll just be a powerless peasant
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>>69808376
With a dirty dirty floor most likely
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fag packet has a picture of lung surgery on it and says 9 of 10 smokers will develop lung cancer

gonna take my chances
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>>69808369
noice
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amber leaf? 10g? are you having a laugh?
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>>69808389
did she die?
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>>69808327
Reckon you should sit this one out chief
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>>69808395
If you smoke in public I'll batter you
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>>69808367
sorry
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>>69808389
bet that lad has a clean floor
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>>69808395
>9 of 10 smokers will develop lung cancer
wtf i hate smoking now!
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>>69808346
with flux on your flag looks like the okcupid colours and its setting off types of autism I didn't even know I had
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>>69808410
dw about it
night
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>>69808407
i'd fucking obliterate you
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>>69808395
>business idea: wait for 9 people to buy their fags before you buy yours
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>>69808395
No mate it says that 9/10 people with lung cancer are smokers
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>>69808389
aw mate, hope she'll be ok
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smokings quite pleasent
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Been up since 10pm

Uni in a few hours

Why can't I just fix my sleeping pattern lads
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>>69808420
Tell me more..
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literally stopped smoking and started vaping because i don't want cancer, i look down on anyone that still smokes
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>>69808394
Is that a maym?
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>>69808158
chill out you bellend

just learn from the experience, you just sperged out because the idea of her actually coming over terrified you as well as exciting you and you didn't know how to respond
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going for a frizzy wee wee
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the cutest girl you know still does a poo and wipes her bumhole
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>>69808453
that your gf?
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>>69808451
because you're an utter wasteman
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I did NOT make this thread just so i can get 2 fucking (You)s


Cheap cunts
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>>69808438
oh ye you're right

well that's obvious anyway
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We smoking sesh now?
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>>69808451
light exposure
unrionically wear sunglasses for about 2 hours before your aimed bedtime, and don't expose yourself to white light during the night
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>>69808465
dont care
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>>69808469
That's a stock image
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fuck off
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All smokers should be put to death

Ever notice that everyone who smokes is a complete cunt?
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>>69808465
joke's on you mate, i don't know any girls
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>>69808476
Shoulda mentioned mayo
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>>69808491
Thought she looked too good for you.
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>>69808496
Use legacy captchas
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>>69808487
Sounds daft but might as well try it, cheers
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>69808501
You should clean your floor more often
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imagine going out and theres some bloke there who refuses a fag. ahahahahahaahahhahaaaaaa you little fucking gayboy haahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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>>69808465
Girls don't shit

They're too cute
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>>69808483
How degenerate can one be? This is nearly as degenerate as having 5 (five) extra-flags
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>>69808500
gran smokes and wouldn't call her a complete cunt 2bh
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>>69808534
do you visit the german general often?
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>>69808534
How many extra flags does an eighth cost in Germany?
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>>69808535
I mean anyone under 40 2bh

smoking was promoted in older generations so they don't count
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>v1 format? fie!
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who doing /clean2017/? bet all your floors are a state
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>>69808461
You're right desu

Still the way everyone here reacted I feel like even more of a retard now.

Dirty fucking floor what the actual fuck
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fucks sale lads the wife took her son and left me because my floors were dirty and I just wouldn't clean them
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>>69808554
my nan is 39 la'
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>>69808564
you've started a small meme lad well done
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>>69808534
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>>69808564
Your first gimmick
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>>69808564
everyone loves a nice meme lad, don't worry about it. She thought of you, and you pied her off. just don't keep apologising to her, that's what i'd do and it marks you out as desperate
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>>69808576
/real nigga hours brit/ strikes again
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@4
oh be quiet your fucking boring boy
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>>69808566
she's mopped the floor with you
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Bride left me at the altar because the chapel floor was dirty
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>>69808598
Haha really good bants Deano!

Cheeky selfie?
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>>69808598
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>>69808552
http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/post-count/
You tell me

>>69808553
5000 new citizens

>>69808584
There's no place for communism here
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i HATE slow boards
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She just blocked me lads

Thats it

Fucking hell, I think i'm going to cry
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>tripfag leaderboards

feel ill
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FUCK IT'S HOT AAAAAAA
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>>69808644
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>>69808644
game over man

better luck next time, eh?
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lads i dont know if i can make it

>go to club
>meet grill
>we hit it off
>shes real horny
>wants to go back to my place
>i start to stutter
>e-e-eh can't w-we go to your place?
>why? you live right next to the club...
>start sperging out knowing i got dirty floor
>say i need to leave
>meet her friends the next day and they all say im a total bellend
;_;
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>gentrification is bad
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>>69808644
don't worry cus. she thought of you

it'll be fine, just tidy up a bit
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>>69808644
Proofs
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doing a listen to "From Mars To Sirius" by the artist Gojira (often stylised as GOJIRA) in flac (Free Lossless Audio Codec) format
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>>69808622
Shame based Ulbricht disagreed
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>>69808669
Can't see her profile pic on whatsapp anymore
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>>69808647
Were you continuing to message her at 3,4 am?
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>>69808619
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>>69808644
>Giving up this easily
this is not Tour de France 1940, m80
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THAILAD JUST REPLIED TO THE WRONG POST AGAIN LMAO THE STATE OF THIS LAD
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>>69808693
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>>69808664
both my parents lived in NYC during the 70s
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>>69808693
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>>69808647
A Britpolack is /pol/'s champion

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/statistics/post-count/
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roses are red
green is the fir tree
i don't have another bed
and my floor is dirty
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>>69808687
>>69808703
lmao fucking wally
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>>69808622
>You tell me
Ah, you must have some interesting convos over there :^)
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>>69808703
>>69808722
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>>69808717
>YKTD
what an utter nonce
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>>69808693
People who say "worldie" need their tongues ripped out and teeth smashed
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>>69808734
That would get the floor in a less than neat state though lad

Wouldn't want that
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>>69808619
tbqh i find myself thinking of things to post to you lads to gain maximum (you)s

especially after a long stressful day x
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>>69808664
>gonna make a post refuting that DUMBO still largely looks like that based upon decade old memories of brooklyn/gta4
>checks out street view just to make sure
oh well nvm
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>>69808701
i do not get this reference hmmm

you seem like a smart chap, young man, what do you work with?
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evreyone heem thailad
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alri thailad
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>>69808756
>plymouth street
it's actually and alright place lad
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wish my female room mate would stop walking around in underpants lads my willy can only take so much
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*touches you*

*touches me*

*touches every willy i see*
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>>69808767
DO NOT heem me
>>69808773
alri
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>>69808786
Sniff her bum
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find a floor
(protip - it's dirty)
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>>69808789
*falls in love with you for showing the slightest bit of attention*
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>>69808794
*heems*
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>>69808800
HOWLING
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>get fibre
>barely any noticeable speed difference
>google maps stops working

what a waste of money
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>>69808800
Is that Kirsty Williams?
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>>69808800
kek
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> get fibre
> makes no real difference because now i just go through my data limit faster
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>>69808647
This is r/int now

>>69808682
>based Ulbricht
He's been a blobby manlet who barely spoke German. Also his """nation""" was as neackbeardy and undemocratic as the 3rd 'reich'
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>>69808794
ok
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>>69808826
>google maps stops working
how could this happen? im confus

>>69808831
yep, my libdemfu
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just cleaning my dirty floor
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>>69808327
fuck it, i can't bring myself to eat it

not even that keen on cheese & onion in the first place either
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just took a dump on some runt's freshly cleaned floor
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>>69808764
>i do not get this reference hmmm
Surely Google is a harsh mistress :^)
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>>69808644
CREASING
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>>69808866
Wayhey you'll be swimming in it now lad
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>capped internet
>no drugs
>all wildlife wants to kill you

would just off myself if i was aus tbf
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>>69808848
>undemocratic
Dictatorship of the proletariat my dear Junker
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DEN
GRUM
UMBA
LEAF?
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>>69808881
The price they pay to be beautiful Chad's and Stacy's
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genuinely lost control of my japanese wank game addiction lads
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>>69808875
it was a joke pham so i could ask you what u do for work
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morning lads
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No! No please! Not on a freshly cleaned flo-AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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>>69808926
Can't tell if you're getting up for work or are a NEET
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>>69808728
2bh during political talk shows we're hitting the bump limit after 30-45 minutes and account for at least a low double-digit of traffic on /int/
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>>69808926
How clean is your floor?
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>>69808902
do you mean the ones where they play songs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZrNHq0NmRk
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>>69808933
the former, people ask me this every time

>>69808948
how deep is your love
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>>69808951
i dunno, i turn the music off when i'm playing them la
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*virgin squirts on the clean floors*
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FUCK
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Let the autist clean the floor
Let the autist clean the floor
Let the autist clean the floor
Let the autist clean the.... FLOOOOOOR
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>>69808962
i think we're talking at cross-purposes
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>>69808969
rodney you plonka'
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>>69808973
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just got told I'm talking at cross purposes
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>>69808959
>how deep is your love
Is this a The Rapture reference?
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>>69808959
Ah right lad, I rarely come to /brit/, apologies
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>>69808991
same here la, want to meet up and waggle each others willys
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>>69808969
not nesquik enough
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>>69808969
it could have been worse what if it got on the floor
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>>69809007
Kek
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told some runt he's talking about cross purposes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-hadDvJseg
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told aussielad to tell some runt he's talking about cross purposes
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gf acquisition idea: fix your flaws and clean your floors
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ah yes, "at cross purposes"
*surreptitiously altavistas "at cross purposes"*
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>>69808886
>Dictatorship of the proletariat
80 years and 100's of millions of dead proud comrades later it sure was successful. Or am I mistaking?

>>69808918
>it was a joke pham
That's what you keep saying throuhout all your posts I've seen so far. Not judging tho :^)
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>/britfeel/ does heroin

Why aren't you nerds as cool as them?
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had my homosexual race mixing swedish boss tell me some shit that i don't care about
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told some runt to tell a runt to tell some runt he's talking about cross purposes
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business idea: stick your willy in a hoover
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*wipes the sweat off my forehead and slides my wet hand across some yank's arm
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coming along nicely
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ah yes, altavista
*surreptitiously goes to the library to search for "altavista"*
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>>69809075
nice empty house la, birds are all gonna think you're a fuckin serial killer
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>>69809028
nice lad

have you seen this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkiUmBzzIbw

>>69809045
>can't answer a simple question
mate
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>>69809072
*likes it*
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>>69809047
i just do over the counter codeine pills

that CWE liquid is bitter sweet
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>>69809075
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>birds
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me
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>>69809105
oh fuck off, birds are alright
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>>69809109
DUMBO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKZg_ZB4SkU

American music > British music
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ahh yes, library
*surreptitiously sails to alexandria to find out what a "library" is*
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>>69809109
manage to get all the nesquik powder out la?
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zed-ex spectrum
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>>69809109
that computers certainly less useful than before it was altered from its original condition!
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>>69809087
have to move the furniture if you want to be thorough about it

>>69809104
have you any idea how many cans of mr sheen I've gone through?
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someone post some IMG_1142 lad memes
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>>69809139
Bit like you really.
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ahh yes, sailing
*surreptitiously smashes two rocks together in the hopes of inventing sailing*
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> Mr Sheen
reminder that this is a brand for RUNTS and housewives
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>>69809109
is that the new lenovo yoga I've heard so much about here?
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>>69809088
>what u do for work
Sorry pham. Still doing my MSc currently but have a part-time job as nightmanager in a supermarket commanding other people
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>>69809158
Don't follow tech stuff, why dont you try asking the inhabitants of your local runt den i.e a pub
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>you will never smoke weed with Malia Obama and have sweet interracial sex
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>>69809158
actually bought one yesterday, 710 with the i7

pretty decent normie laptop desu
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>>69809145
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>>69809157
>dirty floor confirmed
enjoy having your leg necrotised by the trapdoor spiders living beneath the pile of hungry jacks boxes
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>>69809161
MSc in what?

also, you said you were "lesser rich". did you inherent your wealth or what?
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>>69808644
what did you do?
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>>69809172
yoga 710 lad?
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>>69809200
didn't clean his floor
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https://www.marxist.com/britain-momentum-s-night-of-the-long-knives.htm
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>>69809204
yee lad
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>>69809196
>>69809161
>inherent
inherit*
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>>69809204
aesthetic timeget
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fucking correct spelling wanker loves his correct spelling
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>>69809157
enjoy your dirty floor you evident virgin
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>aesthetic timeget
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>>69809196
>MSc in what?
Biochemistry

>also, you said you were "lesser rich". did you inherent your wealth or what?
No. it's reparations by the government
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>>69809224
appreciate the spelling correction, very sophisticated of you
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*does a virgin squirt*
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germans? nah, not a fan
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>>69809245
yours isn't bad either lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XTaOmNqlF0

TREVOR!
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>>69809260
dw about it
night
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>>69809295
> night
> 3pm
alri, you runt
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floor is all clean now. no excuses
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>amazon echo

useless gimmick
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>>69809248
>Biochemistry
noice

>No. it's reparations by the government
probably a bit personal, so I don't expect you to answer, but reparations for what?

"lesser rich" was $20+ million, right? seems a bit absurd

>>69809250
>very sophisticated of you
i am a gentleman after all :^)
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>>69809216
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/05/trotskyist-factions-seeking-to-take-over-momentum-member-claims
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>>69809308
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Date messaged me just now to ask whether we're still on for dinner tonight

She seems nice enough but I dunno
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>>69809333
is that her m8?
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>>69809333
looks like shes already had enough dinners for a while
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>>69809333
tell her you dont wanna be rude, but unless she loses 40 pounds in the next few hours the dates off
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>>69809260
Better call the Ninth Legion. Oh wait....
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>>69809341
Yep
>>
*sips wine*

mmm ahh yes the old world wine

quite superior to the new world swill that runts consume hmm yes
>>
*postulates*
>>
>>69809347
unless she doesnt*

me think i bit tired
>>
>>69809308
I will fucking deck you

think carefully
>>
>>69809333
send her this way lad i like thicc girls
>>
>>69809313
don't understand it desu
whats the point?
>>
>>69809361
your sentence was alright in the first place.
>>
*walks past you and slyly bumps my elbow into your chest as i pass*
>>
>>69809291
lamo
>>
I love the juicy ones
>>
>>69809375
Talk to your radio
>>
>>69809380
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>
>>69809333

m8 Im from diabetesland and wouldn't

Be nice bout it tho
>>
>>69809314
>>Biochemistry
>noice
It is

>probably a bit personal, so I don't expect you to answer, but reparations for what?
>"lesser rich" was $20+ million, right? seems a bit absurd
Wow. You lot seem to actually believe anything anyone tells you. I don't want to ridicule you for being Swedish because you're having a real hard time time but I really have to bite my tongue. I'm just middle class though
>>
>>69809349
dunno where you were going with that one la
>>
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This is a British post.
>>
>>69809333
she probably has cracking chebs ngl
>>
>>69809383
https://youtu.be/-4JUGYHEEnA
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She does seem rather large
>>
"spotty" seamus "the heem machine"
>>
>>69809427
fat lass chebs are rancid 2bh la
>>
If I send an order to print 50~ different images of this girl (male) I've been courting (stalking), will they do it no questions?
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>>69809441
at least 300lbs
>>
>>69809441
Her sister looks nice.
>>
>>69809441
mate...
>>
>>69809441
HNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
>>69809453
You're likely to be put on a register lad
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>>69809441
is she a yank?
>>
>>69809412
>Wow. You lot seem to actually believe anything anyone tells you
why would you lie? on 4chan?

> I don't want to ridicule you for being Swedish because you're having a real hard time time but I really have to bite my tongue.
Aw thanks for being considerate about my nationality :^)
>>
>>69809502
y-y-yes
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>>69808209

Is floor uncleanliness the best thing to happen to /brit/ in weeks

discuss
>>
who /dying/ here
>>
>>69809441

call it off lad
>>
>>69809508
ask her if shes got any fat sisters or cousins who want an autistic shitposter bf
NEED a fat girl to sit on my head desu
>>
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>>69809529
if only
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imbibed 9 pints tongiht lads

don't think my tutor will be too pleased with the state I present myself in
>>
>>69808209
ABSOLUTELY HOWLING
>>
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>>69809547
>>
if you wouldn't fuck Malia Obama then you're gay
>>
>>69809532

Scratch that.

>>69809508

Are you fat too? If so she's one of the better fats. I know as I am in constant contact with fats. by virtue of geography.
>>
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>>69809529
forgot image
>>
>>69809547
That's a lot of cum mate but good on you
>>
call the cops I'm off me chops
>>
>>69809568
are you a cuckold
>>
>>69808209
absolutely detest these people

id kill for a chance like this
>>
>>69809562
I'm 70kg @ 6'2

I don't know why I can't pull better girls, I'm probably just boring and autistic
>>
>>69809587
>these are the people that make fun of me for being under 6 foot

howling
>>
>>69809564
hot
>>
>>69809587

You're very skinny. I know because I'm very skinny.

Blessing and a curse desu senpai
>>
>>69809587
mate what's the point in shagging fatties

rather pull my knob back and shag me own bum
>>
>>69809604
Manlets always bringing their height into everything
>>
>>69809587
hey, those are my stats and i have no problem with the women

how is this even possible? :/
>>
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doing a consider suicide lads
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>>69809415
>Says the Anglo who jumped Hadrian's

>>69809507
>why would you lie? on 4chan?
I don't know. Definitely not for profit :^)

>Aw thanks for being considerate about my nationality :^)
I'm known to be inclusive regarding other-kins
>>
>>69809627
mild 'tisms is my current hypothesis
>>
>>69809625
keep shagging fatties, lanklet
>>
>>69809604
most posters that make fun of manlets are manlets themselves
>>
Saving myself for someone just like me.
>>
>>69809673

How clean do you want her floors to be?
>>
>>69809441
I hope you're paying for your own meal.

Gonna cost as much as weight in food
>>
i dont know about the jew, guys

there's something OFF about him
>>
>>69809673
Bf?
>>
>>69809692
No, thanks.
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