Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>tfw Kikuhime will never be my oyabin

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このスレにスウェーデン語を話せないでください

>>69800142
乙

日本人はみんな仕事にいるようだ

>>69800192
IKEA!

今朝も牛乳飲む

>>69800184
How do you say this in Japanese?

>>69800142
乙

how to stop a white =
- be stronger than him ( he must clearly understand that you can beat him easily)
- be richer than him ( show to others that money is not longer an issue for you
- be smarter than him (read, have the information of 4000 books on your brain)
- be more handsome than him (depends on your genetics )
- be younger than him (optional)
-ignore all women (disregard things whites get for free)

>>69800192
perkele

>>69800386
ご主人様の仕事帰りを待ってるわんちゃんaka外人

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お前ら、リトルウィッチアカデミアのテレビアニメ見てる?

>>69800142
乙

>>69801849
見てないよ
面白い?

>>69801894
うん
作画も凄い

>>69800142

|
| 彡⌒ミ
＼ (´･ω･`)また髪の話してる
(| |)::::
(γ /:::::::
し ＼:::
＼

じゃあ今から神の話をしよう

紙の離をしよう

>>69802354
じゃあまずは証拠を出せ

>>69801984
じゃあ俺も見てみるかな

>>69802482
我思う、ゆえに神あり

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>>69802026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dki-Uy25_JY

Is there the koreaboo german? Why is this korean so much angry?

T3sting

>>69804377
It is natural that because Japanese don't give jobs to korean.

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>>69803323

Why are japanese very racsits?

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>>69805382
>racsits

because many people drive Toyota

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>>69805955
したいしたい

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>>69805154
Im thinking about learning to play GO (the chess of asia) in order to deal with east asians

while Go is based on encirclement and cut of supply lines, chess is based on total attack
maybe with learning to play Go I could understand better how east asians think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QXRR9Ql7kI

>>69805980
she is way too skinny.

>>69806289
but her boobs arent.

>>69805980
たれすぎだろ

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/videonews/nnn?a=20170111-00000027-nnn-soci

講談社の編集次長の男が妻を殺害した疑いで逮捕された事件で
男が任意の聴取に「もみ合いになってヘッドロックをした」などと
話していたことがわかった。

妻の佳菜子さんの首を絞めて殺害した疑いで
逮捕された講談社・編集次長の朴鐘顕容疑者(41)は、
調べに対し「黙秘します」と供述しているという。

また、捜査関係者への取材で、朴容疑者が逮捕前の聴取に、「育児を巡って夫婦げんかになり、もみ合いになってヘッドロックをした。そのあと気がついたら自殺していた」などと説明していたことが新たにわかった。

朴容疑者は「妻は自分(朴容疑者)のジャケットで首をつった」とも説明していたが、
ジャケットから佳菜子さんの皮膚片などは検出されなかったという。

佳菜子さんの首には絞められた際にできる内出血があった一方で、
ひもなどの痕はなく、警視庁は朴容疑者が腕で首を絞めた可能性があるとみて調べている。

ヘッドロック、そのあと自殺していた
そんなわけあるかwww

>>69806583
>もみ合いになってヘッドロックをした
ワロタ

>>69806583
アームロックじゃなくてよかった

日本人はなぜA級戦犯を崇拝するのか、
奴らのせいで負け戦の為に日本人だけで300万人が無駄死にしたわけだが

>>69806583
あきません、とおりません(火垂るの墓のおばちゃん)

>>69806583
ちなみにこの人が編集を務めた漫画
とりあえず有名なものだけ

進撃の巨人
聲の形
七つの大罪
など

現在はモーニング編集次長をしていて、「まどマギ」虚淵玄原作漫画の担当をしていた模様

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv287487494
戦闘機を待つ

>>69807021
編集者としての才能はあったんだな
なんですべてを棒にふるようなことをするのか

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>>69800386
Learn Japanese Thread >>>/int/djt
は、固定で落ち着いたか

>>69800192
このスレでは英語または日本語で

>>69800386
皆、normie

>>69801849
録画している

>>69802026
ハゲがきたぞう

>>69806289
違う。毛唐の好みがfattyなだけ

>>69806583
所詮はチョンコ

>>69807071
これでも大阪出身で京大卒のエリートだったそうだ
京大は1人の天才と99人の廃人を産む大学と言われているが本当だな

>>69807438
1夜にして天才編集者から殺人者へ転落とは儚いもんだな

Do you guys know about Line Fukuoka? It has a recruitment day in Hong Kong.

Wonder if I should I act like a weeaboo, or like a international professional in interview

>>69806583
高学歴の割りに稚拙な言い訳だなw

>>69807627
hey peru you back in hong kong?

>>69807627
FUKUOKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apb07_wyTy8

might as well post this here too
How do I enjoy Japan and Japanese culture without looking like a massive fucking weeb?
I initially picked up the language out of boredom but now I'm two months in and have been looking more and more into Japanese culture and history and stuff.
I don't like anime.

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戦車

>>69808827
> massive fucking weeb?
just dont want to be japanese, and think they are the best race/culture. thats all there is too it.


you can like other cultures and embrace them. but being a weeb is taking it to a whole new level.

>>69808952
面白いな

>>69808977
or wanting to live there

>>69808952
美味そうだが高いわ

>>69809058
there is nothing with wanting to live in a country, but knowing its not like America where you become Japanese for living there makes the difference, between a weeb in that situation.

パンツ屋生きてたのか
テクノブレイクしたと思ってたぜ

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とりあえず進撃の巨人2期とエロマンガ先生は視聴決定
あとは様子見だな

>>69808952
ゴリラのパンツぁー強ーいー

>>69809433
有頂天家族2
ソードオラトリア
エロマンガ先生

>>69807351
>毛唐
Wow there brotha
It's 2017, I though we're way past big words like this

>>69809187
naw that's about as weeb as it gets

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>>69809521
kato

do you like the anime

retarded thread

>>69809890
ホモスレ

>>69809890
teaching is hard is it?

>>69809846
Japanimation?

>>69810160
hey mayuyu what vodka should i buy?

>>69810202
Absolut

Russianimation

>>69808827
Just be normal, when someone asks you would like anime, just tell them you watched Dragon Ball or Hokuto no Ken when you were child but haven't watched after grown adult

ryu ga waga teki wo kurau

>>69810224
おそロシア
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHR6IFxnbdE&feature=player_embedded

>>69810551
fucking weeaboo trash

>>69810224
https://youtu.be/jOWYQrxgVwI
This was the biggest seller when it came out, I haven't seen it though

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>>69810615
ロシア版 くまのプーさん
https://youtu.be/S3EBijdoCVQ

>>69810714
>ディズニーのパクリ?
Japanese people don't know about the original children's book?

>>69810714
どう見てもタヌキwww
でも、音楽も絵柄も雰囲気があっていいね、好きかも。

Where is Shirianime.
まぁ見たくないけど。。
しかしaで終わる国や地域多いね

>>69810916
まちごた
Syrianime

>>69810837
知ってる人は多いし、英国へ旅行する人の中にはHart Fieldへ行く人もそこそこいると思う。
でも、プーさんに興味のない人はディズニーしか知らないかも。

>>69810999
>>69810952
https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/1111584/en

>>69810952
>>69810999
よし、これだけの英語わかれば大丈夫だろう
I can't wait!の子がかわゆい

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>>69811109
>America
>White

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>>69811112
>you don't pick out Ellen Baker sensei.
you have shit taste, mate.
she is crying on the front of her computer after seeing your comment.

>>69811374
アイムソーリー

>>69811357
what are the measurements?
>>69811364
>sweden
>european

>>69811437
you're right
nordic countries shouldn't be counted as europe
we are demigods

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>>69811456
>>69811456
>demigods
ok kebab

>>69811492
ニップルの画像を参考にしてください

>>69800142
delete this

>>69811505
あなたニップル画を見て出来ません
>>69811532
cant delete threads

>>69811570
>>69766416

>>69811357
仲良しな所ほど早くすたれてるのは興味深い

>>69811594
あなたじゃないwww
あなたは褐色人です。
タイムスタンプをする出来ますか。

寒い時期は日本特有の断熱ガバガバな家が嫌になる
関東より北海道の家のほうがむしろ暖かい

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>>69811691
>Australian calling someone brown

>>69811357
なんで仲良しでマニアックなところはないんだろう

>>69811723
私はハーフチリ人です。
私が白人って、 言ったない。

>>69811807
チリ人!
フランスで殺された日本人留学生の遺体をどこへやった?

>>69811807
私はチリ人のハーフです。
私は「白人だ」って、 言ったことない。

>>69811846
>>69811807
私はチリのハーフです。

>>69811781
超マイナーですが機械式時計のSNSは
金持った所謂大人が多くてそんな感じだす

>>69811846
>>69811862
ありがとう

私はハーフアルゼンチン人です
白人です

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>>69811691
>タイムスタンプをする出来ますか。
I rarely wear this t-shirt anymore because its neck hole is more stretched than your asshole

私は日本人です
名誉白人です

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>>69812003
名窯アーリア人

>>69812025
>名窯
名誉

日本人はセックスばかりしてると
ちんぽもまんこも黒人みたいに黒くなるのは本当か??

>>69811994
白人です-_-
>>69812025
フィンランドはロシアの土地です。

>>69812132
フィンランドはスウェーデンの土地です。

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>>69812077
ここにいる日本人はセックスしたことがない童貞ばかりだから、みんなその質問には答えられない。

>>69812196
お前と一緒にされても困る

>>69812178
スウェーデンはイスラム帝国になります

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>>69812196
>>69812250
お前たちは一緒に童貞を捨てれる

>>69812280
そうですね
日本人だから、大丈夫、帰国できるわ

>>69812304
post a pic of your face/hair you are going to make a vlog channel anyway so it cant matter too much

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>>69812329

>>69812335
i said you not teenage putin

寝られなくなった

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鶏胸肉を一口大に切って、塩こしょうかけて揉んで片栗粉をつけて焼いて、
コチュジャンと砂糖とごま油とみりんと唐辛子とケチャップ混ぜた調味液をかけて絡めて完成。
この甘辛な味付けは、鶏むね肉に合って美味い。

>>69812632
面倒そうだな。

>>69800142
What do you think of MC Muhyeon?
https://youtu.be/AcKEugKCgzQ

>>69800142
Going to Osaka in 3 weeks, what do I do?

>>69812792
Eat.

>>69812792
take local chocolate to give as presents to anyone you meet and want to be friends with.

how long do you have there? you should go to kyoto and nara if you have time. hope you have fun.

also
>>69812809
osaka has the best food

>>69812871
Was already planning on taking chocolate to hand out.

I'm there for 2 weeks to i guess i have time to visit kyoto or nara.

What are the areas worth visiting in Osaka?

>>69812910
if you are going to osaka shouldn't you have an idea? what do you want to see? why are you going?

>>69812792
Osaka is pretty cool in and of itself, but there are a lot of cool places in the Kansai area, especially if you like history. Getting to Kyoto from Osaka takes less than an hour, so you should go there at least once.

>>69806416
垂れ乳は正義

>>69812792
https://youtu.be/F9To5UjWhUA

>>69813849
No dadddy noooooooo!

>>69813849
RIP, PS4

>>69813849
サタンへの生贄だな

>>69813849
うわあああああああ!

>>69813849
kuma

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I'm filling out the form for my hanko/inkan.

There are only spaces for four characters.

They can be Kanji, Katakana, Hiragana, or Romanji characters.

What do I put in???

Just my first name in Romanji like their example "JOHN" seems lame...

>>69814043
shouldn't you do your last name in katakana?
or initials in kana or romaji

>>69813994
mon

ここら辺でうちの猫見かけませんでしたか?

>>69814147
how fucking original

>>69813849
やらせだな

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レバノンの国旗を見る度にサンクスを思い出す

https://youtu.be/DD8T6h-KM6E
ピンクの乳首

>>69813849
元ネタの動画はこれか。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLiOCw8O614

>>69814043
Is it a novelty hanko or you can make an official one outside of Japan?

>>69814182
(=ΦωΦ=)ニャー

>>69814227
えぇ、そうなの
>>69814318
ill give you a novelty hanko

>>69814081
Hmmm...my surname in Katakana is six characters. Or do those little squat characters not count as full characters?

I think I'll do my initials in Katakana, which are four characters (three normal and one squat).

>>69814318
It's for my official one.

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>>69809210
DJTにチン問答を書いていた
こっちに誘導するつもりだったのに
>>69809433
まあ、ここでエロマンガ先生は何度書いたことか
>>69811707
本当にそう

>>69814312
Is this staged drama or real?
Also I have no clue what the mom is yelling about.

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>>69814386
4 kanji in center and katakana to surround them.

>>69814425
The girl is having a date with her boyfriend and looking for her pink nipples.
Her mum says she should go out with the brown ones that she's wearing now.

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>>69814386
Why is there 4 character limit? There are plenty of Japanese with more than 4 character names

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>>69814182

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>>69814524
wrong pic

>>69814386
Why do you need an official hanko in Canada anyway?

>>69814492
>pink nipples
>brown ones that she's wearing now
the fuck is that what does that even mean
>>69814524
the fuck is he talking about mayuyu
>>69814524
4 looks nice 5 is too many? you can just get last name and 1 of your first name cant you?

>>69814569
getting it before going to japan so he does not have to worry about it?

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>>69813849

>>69814595
キスするのかと思った

>>69814586
Don't you wear different nipples for different occasions?

>>69814492
Idk, I think a girl that takes a barbie backpack to school isn't mature enough for a boyfriend.

>>69814640
ohhhh is that what you meant i thought you were saying like something they put on them, and i was thinking fuck nips are weird. your comment was stupider than i thought

>>69814586
It's probably cheaper to get hanko in Japan with more flexible designs.

>>69814669
>mature
you probably watch cartoons and you call her immature

>>69814708
That could be true, but I would never take some shit with anime to school.

>>69814706
are you an gaijin? how quickly did you need yours? cause they take some time to be made don't they? he may need it strait away/he may be getting it delivered in japan to pick up when he gets there to get the mail as a conformation of address for a bank account?

>>69814747
but barbie is so American and kawaii

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>>69814619

>>69814775
Here you can have your hanko made and delivered in a week for 1000 yen.
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/hankoya-shop/k-take-0821/
Also there are a lot of banks that allow you to open an account with your signature instead of hanko.
I really can't think of a good reason why someone arriving Japan needs his hanko so soon.

>>69814855
dont you need proof of address like a letter or something?
im not him im just making excuses

>>69809433
つぐもも。一択
エロマンガ先生は小説読んでつまらなかったのでアニメ化には反対

>>69814855
Beats me. The company wants me to fill in the form. They say I need it to open a bank account at the bank they have an arrangement with. The hanko through them costs 1000y which seems like the going rate so I'm not complaining.

>>69808827
If you aren't saying stupid shit like "Japan is the best country in the world", "I wanna be Japanese", or running around like Naruto you won't be looking like a weeaboo.

Now, if someone calls you weeb just because you're enjoying Japanese culture and/or learning the language, that's because weeaboo doesn't mean shit nowadays.

>>69814978
i have never seen that flag before

>>69814882
>proof of address
People usually use alien registration card.

>>69814953
Well, if that's your company's order, then you have no choice.
Can't you just ask them to choose a appropriate design for you?

4chantってBOINCやらないのかな

>>69815035
Been lurking for a while, as far as posting is concerned I'm new though.

>>69815198
no i mean in general i have never seen the flag of the Dominican republic.
why do you lurk on this thread? isn't that boring?

>>69815097
Nah I'll just figure it out myself. I'll look up my initials in hiragana first to see if they're a dirty word or something but I think I'm already good to go.

>>69815220
I remembered the Dominican republic flag when someone from there posted a picture of himself being fully naked beside a pile of empty beer cans here.

ingen bryr sig

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>>69815239
If you are willing to reveal your full name, we can help.

>>69815280
the flags i see here are japan, us, Canada, Germany, sweden, gb, russia, france, brazil, peru, and aus. thats about it for the most part

>>69815348
You don't know isac?

>>69815386
isac? what country?

>>69815406
Greenland

>>69815300
Nä.

>>69815461
oh yeah and everyone goes "hello Isac

Why are you white

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>>69815548

やべぇ、部屋にいながら人類に貢献できるって素晴らしいわ

>>69815598
imposter

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>>69814925
そうなの?
絵はエロそうなのに

ところで
今季は何を見ている?
>>69815752
どんな貢献?

>>69815862
こうやって4chanしてる時間に、余ったPCの計算能力利用して人類に貢献できる計算をしてもらってる
BOINCっていう分散コンピューティングをやってる
PCは常に100%の速度で動いてるわけじゃないからね

ごきげんよう

まゆゆお姉様の妹、みゆゆと言いますわ

>>69815911
>BOINC
聞いたことがある
今、何かの軌道計算をしているんだっけ?
具体的に、何の計算をしているのだろうか?

>>69815911
電気代大丈夫?

>>69816007
軌道計算ではないよ
新薬の開発に繋がるような計算
中身は良く分からないが、抗がん剤の開発や、エイズ治療薬、ジカ熱、マラリア、デング熱、細胞のX線写真の解析とかをやってる
Team 2ch入ってるから日本人のユーザーも多いよ、殆どネラーだし

>>69815220
Ah, well I mean lurking in general too not just this thread.

>>69816032
せいぜい月2000円上がる程度(24時間点けっぱなしで)
電気ストーブだと思えばいいよ
PCも電気ストーブも使った電力の大半が熱として放出されるから、電気ストーブ止めてPCの廃熱で部屋を暖めてる

>>69815548
Russian raped one of my ancestors.

>>69816056
すげえな
それ

>>69815752
子孫を残さないのがワイの人類への貢献(´;ω;｀)

>>69816173
is that why china is yellow?
APOLOGIES FOR RAPE OF NANKING

>>69816006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmn8x2QXiM

>>69815911
どうやったら参加できるの?

>>69816287
We are so sorry that we stopped procreating.

>>69816319
ぶさいく禁止(´・ω・｀)

>>69816319
there is no way to tell now cause the new ip came in are you the real mayuyu?
>>69816329
thanks

>>69816224
そういう事言うなよ・・・・

>>69816319
男の娘?

>>69816324
1.WCGってのに登録する
2.名前の後ろに@板名で好きな板の住人として集計される
3.team2chに入る
4.BOINCクライアント落としてインストールする
5.計算開始

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1kgのハンバーグとライスと付け合せで合計2kgを15分で完食出来れば無料

http://twitter.com/hokkaido0179/status/818333379816919044

"Hello my friend do you have time to speak about communism?
_No"

>>69816584
but you are spending a lot of time complaining about communism.

>>69816224
明日何があるか全然分からないよ
素敵な出会いが待ち構えてるかもしれない

>>69816224
Don't be fooled by the lowest common denominator, としあき、spreading your genes is not really at all providing something positive for humanity. Memes are far more powerful. What I mean by that is those who pass on ideas, concepts, art, inspiration and the like are contributing to the species far more than your average person who contributes next to nothing, who exists are a consumer with little introspection and nothing of cultural value to pass on.
From a biological perspective, an average man by the time their genes pass on seven generations the next generation will have zero of your "unique" DNA which makes you, you. Seven generations. That's what, 165 years? A drop in the ocean, としあき.

>>69816561
30分なら行けそう

>>69816561
まずは、、北海道までのチケット買うか。。

>>69816679
I don't think none of my offspring can survive for 165 years.

>>69816561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHKEsiaCEsA

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>>69816930
なんか気持ち悪いわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>69816561
日本人限定?

>>69816610
The F.: "Hello my friend do you have time to speak about communism?
日本語スレッド: "No"

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>>69817211
あっ…(´・ω・｀)

>>69817237
;)

>>69817237
こんにちは、友達。チンコについて話す時間はありますか?

>>69817290
'ノー'

>>69817260
>west
>whaaaa hes not even fat hes skinny as
>>69817332
MAYUYUN

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>>69817332

>>69817332
…(´・ω・｀)

>>69817369
何でフランスってロシアが好きなんだろ
好きになる要素がまるで無いのに

>>69817332
>まゆゆ
what orblast/republic/okrug do you live in? what is living there like?
>>69817369
where do you live in France? and what is life like?

and what prefecture do you Japanese live in? and hows life there?

Hello my friend do you have time to speak about homosexualism?

>>69817592
Paris suburb
shit outside but comfy at home

>>69817635
yes

>>69817822
but isnt paris the land of dreams and food? you're at uni aren't you? do you go to the city much with friends?

>>69817889
are you gay?

>>69817635
その話、受けて勃つ

>>69817536
かっこいいから

>>69817889
Paris is trash.

>>69817889
yes
yes
no

>>69817907
don't know? i don't think i am? i can find both attractive (with feminine qualities(Japanese guys look way better than Australian men imo)), but i wouldn't want to do anything. i just tell people i'm ace...

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>>69817940

>>69817972
>>69817967
reked on paris

>>69817592
Kemerovo oblast
Cold and boring

what should I say "二日連続でナイトクラブに行くよ" in english

>>69818021
what I thought you were living in Novosibrisk or whatever

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>>69817973
>wouldn't want to do anything
I want to try anything once.

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>>69818021
Your thoughts on Iziaslav I

>>69818021
woah its in the middle of Russia so far away from so much. looks nice though what do you do for fun?
>>69818078
eh don't like touching

>>69818028
I'm going to the club for the second day in a row.

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>>69818203
>no touching

>>69818079
Don't have any
Your thoughts on Vladimir the Great?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtDAOaIjVqc

>>69817967
commie blockと退廃的な国民性、憂鬱な都市がかっこいいの?

>>69818602
>>69818602
>>69818602
>>69818602

>>69818203
I watch Japanese owarai shows, read, play phone games, go hiking once-twice a year, but only in summer/autumn

>>69818710
By hiking I mean like about a week or two long trips

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意外と世間には老巧化したcommie blockが好きな人とかいるらしい

廃墟マニアとか

>>69818767
Stalkerで見たな
ミュータント都市になってる

>>69818734
>>69818710
oh that sounds really fun. i live near the blue mountains i should go hiking.
are you in school or do you work?

>>69818880
I'm self-employed

>>69818914
what do you do? something computery i assume?

>>69818021
>Kemerovo oblast
ググってみたら、アルプスの様なすごく綺麗な山の写真が出てきて感動した。
まあ、まゆゆが住んでいるのは街なんだろうけど。

>tfw no self who is gonna employ me

>>69818226
merci beaucoup

>>69819060
ベッドタウンに住んでいる

>>69818767
I 'l'îke Berlin desu

>>69819344
日本人住んでる?

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>>69819399

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>>69819451
何笑ってんねん(´・ω・｀)

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>エロゲとアニメのために国語が学ばれているの気持ち
その気持ちがわからないな!

>>69819805
but i learned english to only shitpost on 4chan

風呂に入っていい?
Can I take a bath?
Can I have a bath?
どっちを使う?

>>69819970
take

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ああああ
日本語はとても難しいです。いつがこのスレッドを読みますか?

>>69819851
shitposting on 4chan doesn't require a high level of English. a japanese highschool student could come to 4chan and be a class A shitposter based on his low level of English

Disappointed that 吉野家 doesn't have the チゲ鍋 but at least 松屋 has it

>>69820023
イギリスさん頑張ってください

>>69819970
>>69820011
イギリス英語 VS アメリカ英語 (日本語字幕) https://youtu.be/_Gpjrais-Ik

1:20

>>69820068
>hoping to get チゲ鍋
you disappointed 吉野屋 and me.

What best way is learn japanese

>>69818700
Sadly,Korean and Chinese men are least popular male in Japan due to your strong anti Japan.

>>69820306
I hear eating Japanese sperm helps.

to speak japanese
all you need is a waifu

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>>69816224
>>69816430
劣性遺伝子は、遺伝子自体の優劣ではなく
なんたらかんたら
中略
要するにに日本人の遺伝子は残すべきである
>>69816561
いらね
>>69816667
永遠にないかもしれない
>>69816679
チョンコの劣悪DNAは全滅すべきやけどな
>>69817211
そんなことはない
>>69817290
ともだチンコ
おぼっちゃまくんかよ
>>69817536
反米だから
>>69817940
勃てんなよ
ぼけぇ

>>69806250
Read the art of war. While Westerners see warfare as taking out the enemy pieces. Easterners see it as holding and expanding positions.

>>69820369
how does eating sperm help with language gaining?
>>69820438
waifu? wife? where can i meet Japanese wife? i am in Brisbane.

>>69816561
なにこれ量が小さいw
10分で完食できる

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>>69820481
Sure worked well for japan

>>69820580
Westerns think that you can win a war by killing off enemy soldiers. That's why they failed in Vietnam and the Middle East.

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Australia is fuken mongrel.

Japan have to keep race pure.

>>69820580
it actually did they fucked us if it wasn't for aniki and his science i would be speaking japango right now

日本人新参の特徴についての報告書

「日本はお前らと違ってこうなんだけど、ふふん」ってスレを立てる
「ホンモノの日本人だけど質問ある」ってスレを立てる
「日本人だけどこれについてのお前らの認識間違ってるよ」ってスレを立てる

総評:こいつら何故かまず「日本は~」ってスレを立てる

考察:どうやら/int/が「正しい日本を知ってもらう」外交の場だと勘違いしているようだ

>>69820688
no guerilla warfare is why they lost vietnam, america was the one to civilize the jap army anyway, without them they'd only have had to shoot a few samurai kek

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>>69819789
この町で唯一の日本人は僕です
でも僕でさえたかが偽物です…

>>69820570
>量が小さい
量が少ない*

I will make a new thread.

>>69820570
右上の米がセント・ヘレンズ山と同じ大きさだね

Thailand is filled by sex tourists.

worst place in Asia...

>>69820774
あるある

new thread desu
>>69821023
>>69821023
>>69821023

ニセモノのミャンマー人だけど質問ある?

>>69820774
「Kamen rider にレスもらって赤面」っていうスレを見たことがある

>>69820839
リアル世界(近所)では、日本文化に興味がある人に出会えなさそうで寂しいね(´・_・｀)
家族や、周りの人は、まゆゆが日本文化に興味があるのを知ってる?

>>69820570
ハンバーグ四つもあったよ

>>69821075
ちょwww

>>69821294
各国で人気者ぽかった
しかも本人かどうか知らないけど日本国旗のKamen riderが登場した時のOPらのテンション半端なかった

>>69821542
マジか、すげーな。
まあ、英語上手いし、割と常識人っぽいしな。

>>69820084
それ見て聞いたのにドヤ顔で貼られても困る
それじゃあ英米しかわからんだろ
どちらが正しいのか聞きたいんじゃなくてどの地域でどんな英語が使われてるか知りたかったんだよ

>>69821048
恐ろしいほどにスベってるけどどんな気持ち?

>>69822933
今ここウケる話題してるとこじゃないから
意味わかってないだろ
外国人には難しいんだな

日本人新参の本人はなんでバカにされてるかわかってないんだな。