Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>69821023
oats

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>>69821023
乙

ラングーン

>>69821023
乙~!
綺麗だね、どこかな?

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>>69821023
自分から戦争しかけておきながら被害者を気取る性根の悪さ。
ニップスは原爆ドームをアウシュビッツ収容所やトゥールスレンと同列に思ってるけどさ、
原爆落とされたのはニップスに非があったからってこと忘れてるよね完全に。
何もしていないのに一方的に虐殺された方々の遺産と同列にしてはだめだよね。
ニップスはもう一度原爆落として焼き殺さないと分からないの?

>>69821122
wrong thread

>>69821138
東京都、青ヶ島

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乙

強力な冬将軍到来

mistaken bombing~~~

しかも酷い荒らし

>>69820110
what's wrong with チゲ鍋

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Hi from extremely xenophobic, patriotic, and narrow-minded country. Have a good night.

>>69821237
粛々とレポート

キムチはてめいの国を心配しろよ
南も北も、どうしようもない状況だろうがあw

別にそういうスレ立てるのが悪いと言いたいんじゃないけどな

そのうち分かるようになるし

>>69821262
ミャンマー人に質問はないのか

>>69821122
good post

burmaの方が覚えやすかった

>>69821167
DJTにもっとダイレクトな画像でpostしてる
こっちには少し遠慮してくれたっぽい

>>69821346
>酷い荒らし
ブラジル国旗のことだと思った

>>69821176
ありがとう、伊豆諸島か。
この島は結構本州から離れてるんだね。

>>69821418
what to you mean?
his post has nothing to do with this thread or the last one and all of his reply's are to a completely different thread.

>>69821401
ブルマ?

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>>69821429
なにを言ってるんだ水島上等兵
そんなことより一緒に日本へ帰ろう

>>69821531
see
>>69821243
I think he did it on purpose with another pic.

>>69821639
What do you mean? It's still wrong thread.

>>69821092
僕が日本文化に興味を持ったきっかけは母です
彼女は日本のロック(The Blue Hearts, Southern All Stars, X-Japan)とアジアンシネマ(日本や香港)を愛していた。

>>69821639
the fuck is he doing

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>>69821122
ゲロゲロ
強姦死体

なんじゃ、こいつ?

>>69821202
なんか
このすばIの冬将軍思い出して草

>>69821248
ゲテモノ韓国味

>>69821312
ほっとけ
無視すれば速攻沈む

>>69821733
なら、君のママはbabymetalはどう思っている

Can someone help me understand the end of this doujin?

https://nhentai.net/g/184195/

I thought it's
>Aaaah, I gotta switch with the head.
>Can you go to the convenience store?

But isn't she starting to wear her clothes again? I think I misunderstood it.

http://thisplaylist.com/song/play-mp3/aaaaaaa-itoshino-eri-732256.html

eri my love

>>69821733
へえー、お母さんが日本好きなんだ?
親と趣味が合うっていいなあ。(*´∀｀*)
自分は、同居してた祖父の影響で英国や欧州が好きになったよ。もういないけど(´・ω・`)ｼｮﾎﾞｰﾝ

>>69821980
>もういないけど
お星さまになって
4chanでshitpostする君を
見守っているよ

>>69821726
I said sorry if you accidentally had two mistakes to post something to two threads instead of doing at
>>69821332

>>69822047
そーだね、ありがとう。

おじいちゃん… (´;ω;`)ﾌﾞﾜｯ

I heard Optimist can live longer than pessimist
お前らどっち?

>>69822269
pessimist desu

>>69821931
>wow, it looks like 部長 is turned on.
>don't we go to the convenience store?
>yep.
sorry for my terrible English.

>>69822269
楽天家だ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-jQ1Itppz0&t=44

>>69822269
optimistic pessimist

>>69821931
>スイッチ入っちゃった
It's a term fairly common in porn. It's meant figuratively. Pretty much the same as the term "turn on", but more of a "oh no, there's no stopping her now that her switch got turned on".
>>Can you go to the convenience store?
"[This fat bitch is going to be fucking this kid for a while, so] how about we go to the convenience store?"

日本のロックが好きって謎だな
ロックの本場はアメリカだろうに

>>69822489
スカトロ物の同人じゃなくてよかった

>>69822689
全くだ

>>69822402
>>69822489
Thank you so much, I'm still not used to reading porn.

>>69822602
どんなロックが好きか?

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>>69822269
最も長生きするのは
opportunist
>>69822602
日本のロックの水準
→結局はBabymetal
個人的にはAjicoやBorisなどalternativeに良いのはある
しかし、良くも悪くも、好きでも嫌いでも、Babymetalは到達点
>>69822689
>>69822748
ああいうのが、好きなん?

Anyone mind giving me a hand understanding this feedback? I made a post and at one point said that I sucked at understanding カジュアルな日本語. At the end of the correction I got this phrase which I'm having trouble understanding.

>カジュアルがわからないということだったので、少しだけcasualな日本語にしました。(#^^#)

Does this mean "since you said you don't understand casual speech, you should try using it a bit"?

Thanks

>>69823653
Since you're having trouble understanding casual Japanese, he/she corrected your text to be a bit casual.

>>69822985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2372C5PJLM
>>69823710
a bit more casual

>>69823777
>>69823710
Thanks both

>>69823653
>>69823829
>カジュアルがわからないということだったので、少しだけcasualな日本語にしました。(#^^#)
'Cause you could not understand casual Japanese,
i wrote Japanese more casually a little

>>69822602
合ってるかどうかは知らないが日本のロックバンドは女性ボーカルが比較的に多い気がする
僕はそこが好きかな
少なくとも、好きな女性ボーカルのロックバンドが山ほどあるのに日本のものを除けば一つもない

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOnWeIrFyHM

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>>69824630
それはヨーロプアーズがビッチだからか?

ded tred

>>69825446
いや、性格はどうでもいい
好きかどうかは音楽次第

>>69826598
それって童貞っぽい意見

ニホンのブルーグラスライクだ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9S9oygUEW0

>>69826729
あっそ

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いまから寝て起きたらSwitchの発表だ

T
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A
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M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx1WbtEU4S4

>slayers
>try
>korean op

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>Le Pen at trump tower

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>>69829167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciUQc_7qR5o

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>>69829325
bretty cool editing this one has tho

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>>69829476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLOB_B-cJho

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but how old are you or you just like 90's anime?

>>69829941
he is 14 and he will beat your ass on cod

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>>69830740
gotta pwn him on halo

>>69831009
>>>/wsg/1489917

>>69831067
are you white?

>>69831088
Those are nordic women

>>69831442
They are American

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not once have I been white

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>>69831783

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

have you ever met somebody like this in nippon?

>>69831579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzD0TOJ_h-4&t=13s

fuck you for making me search for "are asian men attractive" and "are asian men sexy"

I can tell when I see nordics

>>69831823
Aryans

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>>69831579
apologize

>>69832146
Sorry.

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>>69832010
hitler would be proud

>>69832222
nice digits have a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMu_Z4j-4xs

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How would I write ">tfw Kikuhime will never be my oyabin" in Japanese?

>>69831910
>are asian men attractive
I'm not a girl nor I am gay, but I must say that Toshiro Mifune is just handsome as fuck.

>>69832735
>nor I am gay
Sure sure

>>69832551
>「tfw Kikuhime will never be my oyabin」日本語で

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>>69832840

>>69832998
Very funny.

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>>69833096
sorry i thought you were sweden san.

>>69833212
I'm Japanese I don't need help with Japanese

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its 5 am here

good honorary white japanese are all sleeping
leave here at once

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>>69833267
thats why i made the joke. i thought you would know

>>69833327
おk (:

>>69833212
Anyone that can translate it for me then? F is feel, not face by the way.

>>69833486
did you want to help your cousin with his question....

>>69833272
good night

>>69833571
Reported

>>69832551
>>69833525
きくひめはいつも俺のおやびんではないの感じ

if a japanese flag tells you this is wrong he is zainichi

>>69833740
:(

There is a fucking wind storm
I'm scared

>>69833740
まゆゆんの仕事はなんですか?

>>69833981
oh no not wind

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>キクヒメはいつも俺のおやびんではないの感じ

>>69834026
It's very comfy actually

>>69834019
ウオッカを飲み員

When Japan is asleep, I'm the master of Japanese in this thread

>>69833749
Thanks! So, you're a jap who lives in Sweden?

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>blasting EDM wearing mah headphone
>can never know what happens outside

>>69834085
死ね
>>69834154
no hes white refer to nipples
>>69833327

>>69834154
correct
I have lived here for 22 years now

>>69834208
you are 22 -_-

>>69834255
Also correct

>>69834202
White on the outside Japanese on the inside

>>69834322
thats called a weaboo

fucking white lying trash its good that your country is finally getting some real culture

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>Daremo can mean Everyone and No one

>>69834461
It's whoever

France in the air

>>69834571

oh right... that makes so much sense.

>My friend's family is French.
>His sister had this huge French flag for a bed sheet.
>Then one night she got her period.
>Imagine her shock when she woke up on the Japanese Flag.

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>>69834866

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>>69834912
fucking frog i have awesome internet...

oh fuggin come to japan already

>>69835065
thats depressing

>>69835194
you're telling me... but hey at least im not american

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>>69835065

>>69835065

what the fuck,

is it because Australia is a giant desert or something?

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>169ms
can't make this up

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>>69835065
Fucking hell mate, that's sub-Brazil tier.

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>>69835294
see pic
>>69835316
our internet is literally a pipe under the sea that makes it to Asia. and our infrastructure is so shit because NBN will be here by 2011
>>69835328
>>69835513
:( to be honest i don't have nbn but still im in fucking Sydney with this internet.

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I wonder why upload speed is faster than download speed.

>>69835665
what the fuck

>>69835645
my cousin is living in Sydney and i'm gonna ask him to beat your ass

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>>69835665
>93.31

>>69835731
he might be the friend i was referencing with the patriotic family? and he can try i have cousins too

>>69835835
nah
My family isn't really patriot

>>69835939
well with that attitude that explains the surrender...

Is Japanese as easy to learn as Korean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE4eplsFSms

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>>69835975
If that's your definition of patriot is acting like an amerilard

>>69835990
But Korean is not easy to learn.

>>69835990
the grammar and pronunciation is harder in korean as well as polite rules. but reading is harder for Japanese.

>>69836151
>>69836173
So Japanese is easier?

>>69836390
Doubt it, but in any case, both are hard. Just because you can learn how to read Hangul quickly doesn't make Korean easy.

>>69836390
depends if speaking is comes naturally then korean will be easier. but if reading is easier for you with a good memory association then Japanese isnt as hard. the main problem people have is kanji. both will be hard though.

>>69836480
>>69836524
I see. Pronounciation for Japanese seems easy enough so hopefully it isn't too hard to learn the language.

>>69836390
>>69836763
if you want an easy language learn spanish or something like that. why do you want to learn the slightly easier of two hard languages? pick the one that will help you the most/that you are most interested in

dont really know about korean but heard that almost all noun, verb, and even their names are made out of kanjis

>>69836882
>Learn Spanish
I don't live in USA man. Was just wondering how Korean was compared to Japanese for the sake of comparison.

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How much do you pay for the internet?
Me - 9 USD for the second-after-the-worst tier

>>69837388
>Me - 9 USD for the second-after-the-worst tier
what did he meant by this

>>69837388
*cough* $70 aud for unlimited

>>69837462
the plan second from the bottom?

>>69837479
ISPs don't even advertise plans as "unlimited" here any more, they haven't for years
>>69837462
>>69837556

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>>69837807
is it just a given? apparently its 60 now

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>>69837941
>data caps
Saxon nations are truly scary sometimes.

>>69837941
>xDSL
>data cap
this must be a joking

>>69838013
its split between day and night for the caps too half for day and half for night.
>>69838105
T_T

>>69837941
Yes, can't even find anything on their site or in the contract.

I remember couple of years ago I had an "Unlimited data" sim-card, in the contract it said *after hitting 15 gb the speed will drop to 512 kb/s (or along those lines, don't remember the exact numbers), is it the case with Australian (not mobile) "Unlimited" plans?

>>69837388
25Mbps Internet + Cable (TV) + telephone line is about 70 bucks monthly. Internet alone is about $22. Prices depend on region though.

>>69838431
>after hitting 15 gb the speed will drop to 512 kb/s

it was 500gb for us with land line until recently i say recently but it was probably 4 years ago or something like that

our phones cant have unlimited data
on vodafone you can have 27gb for 70 dollars

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>>69821023

>>69838748
hello isac how is your internet?

>>69838659
>tfw unlimited cap on both land line and phone
Feels nice living in a first world country

>>69838748
HELLO ISAC!!!!
How are you today?

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>>69838820
fine
>>69839068
fine also

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>tfw leeching on ur neighbours internet

a shit compared to the 500 mbit/s i had in sweden tho

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日本人の足に触ったことがあります!

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>>69840028
and you touched my butt

>>69840028
holy shit your back

>>69840028
nämen

fick du knula? var det milfen?

>>69834571
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>>69840385
Hon var pumpad och dumpad

>>69840385
I am always lurking in the shadows

>>69840946
you mis-replied to me for the first one lol
>>69840712

>I am always lurking in the shadows
why don't you talk. i love talking to you.

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>>69841031
Because I am busy and dont have time for the chains

>>69841069
>chains
chans?
>>69841069
>busy
doing what? teaching?

This is what I thought recently.
脱力してどうでもいいこと書いてると
「それって面白いこと言ってると思ってるの」
と言ってくるバカがウザい。
ネットで勝ち負けを競う人生の負け犬
When someone writes nonsense of ennui-style, a stupid man who says 'Why do you think your joke is very nice?' is annoying.
He is a loser who fights to determine winning or losing only on internet.

>>69841104
Ye

>>69841104
Nono I might have a job soon working for a racing team

>>69840946
det är så dom ska tas

>>69841174
>>69841174
>a job soon
then how are you busy

*waiving communication

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>>69841234
Real life stuff

>>69841186
Ye

>>69840028
What’s she like?

What's a way to say that "I am slow at completing art." 技が遅いです might be awkward.

>>69841632
手が遅いとか筆が遅いとか

>>69826598
分かる。
>>69827494
予約受付はNintendo NYだけなのかな?

このスレの中でスウェーデン人がたくさんありますね

>>69843181
there are more australians

>>69843181
''このスレにはスウェーデン人がたくさんいますね’’ would be more accurate and natural

give me a reason to continue acumulating wealth

>>69843361
move to chile with the commies

>>69843317
ah, still messing up あります and います.
には and では also confuse me a bit.
ありがとうございます

なぜ俺だけ訂正など全然もらってないのか
やっぱり差別か

>>69843594
which one?
I'm gonna correct you, buraziru-san
but your japanese is fine

>>69843594
間違いが無いからだろう

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>>69843594
You are perfect

I love to read, maybe I should use my money to buy expensive books
but the more I read the more strange I become for normal people

>>69843689
Today there is none, but I post here all the time...

>>69843707
>>69843796
それはありえないな

>>69843594
もっとかわいく、女子っぽく書いたらどう?

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I am just going to leave this here

>>69843990
なるほど、それは効くかもね
慣らしてしまたっら困るけどね

>>69844193
>しまたっら
しまったら*

>>69844193
>慣らしてしまたっら
慣れてしまったら*

>>69844243
>>69844256
はい、どうも!
ははは

>>69843594
他の人も言っているが、特に問題がないからだと思う。
重箱の隅をつつくような細かい間違えでも逐一、指摘して欲しいと言うならば、あるのかもしれないけど。

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わざと間違えて訂正を貰うなんて
貴方は完璧なのに...

>>69843594
Que piensas Argentina ?

BR?

>>69844348
細かい間違えを指摘するのは全然必要がない、逆にそれをしないでください、皆さんにそんなに迷惑をかけたくないよ
ただ、何かのかなり不自然な文章があれば、それを俺に教えてくれたら感謝します

>>69844724
わかった、OK

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>>69843594

>>69844724
おk(・∀・)b

>>69844556
HUE?!!

>>69844482
Não sei, nunca visitei.
Parece ser um bom lugar.

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>>69844845
Why do you have this in your computer?

>>69844883
ふえ?!!

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>>69844980
Just in case

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>>69845063
How diabolic.

>>69844845
サンバが上手い陽気な人達というイメージが一般的だと思う。
怖いイメージってなんでだろう?南米だから?
>>69845063
これは弁解の余地が無いw
英国人、ゴメン…

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>>69845063
Well well well...

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>>69845197
I never have good enough timing to use them though :(

>>69845307
the right one is fugly af

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>>69845397
So, Japan, who isn't black?

>>69845397
ちょwww

>>69845397
>German are black.. maybe??
typical stupid Japanese chicks.

>>69845397
Well, >>69844845 was proper, I think.

>>69845397
www
まゆゆ、それ何の動画なの?

>>69845397
well obviously this bitch pretends to be moron for laughs. nip chicks often do this thing. disgusting

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>>69821023

Do the japanese have these little fuckers? They're so fucking annoying.

They're called "Grimaces" and they walk around in some of the rural areas during carnival.

They can be found in the outskirts of some the big cities.

Some of them just want to scare you. While others can assault and/or physically harass you. You know they're coming when you hear a bell clinging.

Most of them are kidnappers and cunts.

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>>69846199

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>>69846243

>>69845801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SEeLmaboeM

>>69846199
just a prank during carnival friendo

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>>69846199
Isn't that something exclusive to Bahia?

>>69843361
it's a distraction from your shit life

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>>69845397
Good job

>>69846716
Good job at killing the thread

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>>69846716
Found another one

ポルトガルを南米の国だと思っていた時期があるのは秘密

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>>69847766

>>69848340
It's absurd how stupid Americans are

>>69848451
How many space telescopes does your country have?

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>>69848499
How many non-fatties does your country have?
Let me answer that for you
0

does your mom protects you?

>>69848522
http://www.euro.who.int/__data/assets/pdf_file/0003/243327/Sweden-WHO-Country-Profile.pdf?ua=1
>Intercountry comparable overweight and obesity estimates from 2008 (1) show
that 53.3% of the adult population (> 20 years old) in Sweden were overweight
and 18.6% were obese.

あんたバカ?

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>>69848499
>Intercountry comparable overweight and obesity estimates from 2017 (1) show
that 100% of the adult population (> 20 years old) in USA were overweight
and 100% were obese.

>>69848568
wew lad actually surprised by this

sweden a fat, we're brothers t bh

>>69848634
All westerners are fat desu

>>69848499
So stupidity is a function of the quantity of space telescopes owned?
I learned something new today.

>>69848672
truth

also I hear a lot of asians who come to america gain weight

>>69848690
Doing hard stuff is usually not easy enough for stupid people to do. In other news, water is wet.

>>69845233
>怖いイメージ
ブラジル、メキシコはbestgoreの常連だからねぇ

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>>69848634
>wew this one cherry-picked article surprised me
thanks for reinforcing the stereotype of Americans being retarded

>>69848821
>cherry picked
>World Health Organization
>>screenshot with literally no source

Who is the retard? We really are brothers.

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>bombing on pearl harbor was a mistake

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>>69848862
1 article from world jew organization vs all other articles in the world m8

http://www.forbes.com/2007/02/07/worlds-fattest-countries-forbeslife-cx_ls_0208worldfat.html
I could link you 1000 sources

Here you go
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Obesity+Sweden+vs+United States
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Obesity+Sweden
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Obesity+USA
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Why+are+Americans+so+fucking+fat+and+disgusting%3F

>>69848959
whatever you say fatboy

Another internet argument won by me (^:

>>69848802
ブラジルとメキシコ以外の国も殺伐としたイメージがある

>>69846360
ありがとう(*´∀｀*)
ドイツ人=黒人?って言った子、皮肉かと思いきや、素の発言ぽくてワロタw

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hello? peru?

>>69848802
>bestgore
食事中に検索してしまい後悔している((( ;ﾟДﾟ)))ｶﾞｸｶﾞｸﾌﾞﾙﾌﾞﾙ

メキシコってボンネットの上に首が乗っかって、橋から死体がぶら下がってるimage

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>>69843361
>>69843853

post your kindle peru

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is she considered ugly in japan

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NINTENDO SWITCH IS ALMOST HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!

>>69849927
Time to watch Nintendo either crash and burn or be the saviours of vidya

>>69849927
good goy

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http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv286852432

>>69850257
マンマミーア

more gimmicks

meh

トランサムしてたらこんな時間だった

いい年して任天堂のゲーム

>super mario in new york city

anyway somebody leaked everything on /v/ yesterday, turns out he was legit.

>>69848499
We elected Trump. End of story.

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Tell me about Yuriko-chan, is she a nice lady? Is she politically conservative? Does she enjoy slow love making in the vagina?

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>>69851180

>zelda and that shitty 1-2-switch are the only launch titles
GG Nintendo, you tried

>>69851821
本体が普通に買えるようになるには時間がかかる

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WiiUを発表した時のあの任天堂はもう駄目だって感じはしなかった
多分成功するんじゃないかな

では、そろそろ寝る
おやすみ

>>69852065
おやすみ

>>69847766
post a picture of your left hand desu

do Japanese people like licorice?
what could i take from Australia to japan as gifts? i cant really think of anything good that only Aussies have. do you like chockie biscuits?

>>69851821
they're clearly going for the normie wii audience. they should have prioritized mario over zelda for launch and bundled it.

casuals don't actually care about zelda.

>>69852065
うとうとアヒルちゃん、可愛い
おやすみ、またね

Do you guys post here/chat in other places/comment/text in Japanese like you would if you were talking to someone else in real life? I'm asking cause I have barely any experience talking to someone else in the language face to face and when I do I revert back to textbook conversation practice mode. How do I get good at it if there's noone around me I can talk to in Japanese?

>>69852615
italki? or some other pen pal site to skype japs

>>69852642

I guess one of those is the best way in my situation, huh. Thanks, it fucking sucks when I'm trying to talk to people and I come off as a very formal robot.

>>69852615
>be a cute girl
>say I want to sleep with japanese man
>many people teach you japanese

>>69852288
I guess girls or women would be pleased if you give them chocolate or tea. How about Lindt's chocolate? If it's not too expensive.

>>69845411
Maybe the left one's mother.

>>69852288
Licorice isn't sold here.

I've had a chance to try it. It didn't taste bad. But it wasn't my favourite either.

Where do I find nip reactions to the switch announcement stream?

>>69852825
>very formal robot.
native sounding?
>>69853226
>>69853257
thanks

>>69852825
If it's someone you don't know then being formal is good. Sometimes the only way I knew I offended someone is that they just stopped talking to me. (I didn't mean to offend them but these things happen.) The nicer ones will point out what you did wrong but don't count on it.

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不倫はダメだよ

俺はキムチ

俺は白菜漬け

俺はたくあん漬け

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA6UYTbOEMQ

ビアちゃん脱退が実にもったいない

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_TGGgkCLD8
これイタリア語なんだな
スペイン語だと思ってた。

明日は大雪か

>>69854797
はいい

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>>69852998

what would you do if peru showed up at your door step?

>>69854808
エスパー伊東

https://youtu.be/g35mTcrOkkU?t=56s
japanese eat fish sperm? why? according to her its rearry good?

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>>69854969
*knock on the door*
*open it*
*see a sweaty, fat, short mestizo breathing heavily*

>Do you have a moment to talk about whites?

*slowly close the door*

>>69854989
If the sperm bag is fresh enough, it tastes goooood! It has very thick texture and flavor. When you eat it, you feel as if you are filled with stamina.

>>69854969
>>69855117
why do you guys hate peru he is just lonely and hates himself.
>>69855131
>you feel as if you are filled with stamina
how so, would you eat other animals sperm? does it bother you or did it when you first had it? is there anything you wouldn't eat/try.

I'll make the next thread.

Next thread
>>69855263
>>69855263
>>69855263

>>69854989
There are an old asian medical theory that you eat the same part of animal to your bad body part.
From that viewpoint, testicle would be a good food for old men who can't make enough sperm.

>>69855277
TOO EARLY
WAIT FOR 310

>>69855280
makes sense as to why people thought that.
>>69855291
you were 311 i bet you feel stupid

>>69855197
> would you eat other animals sperm?
As a habit, no. We only eat fish sperma when we eat hot pot. But I want to try balls of swein or cattle. I hear Pablo Picasso liked to eat cattle's balls.

> does it bother you or did it when you first had it?
Every time I eat fish sperma, I feel like that.
When I eat livestock's guts, I feel similar.

> is there anything you wouldn't eat/try.
I wouldn't eat poisonous animals/plants.

>>69855336
>I wouldn't eat poisonous animals/plants.
you wouldn't eat fugu?