/brit/

chicANO

okay lads i have finished my poo

i hanker for a wanker tbqh

>>69799699
yeh but im not smart enough to even get to that stage, im destined to be a longshoreman like the da' i reckon.

19 now and i've got maybe a year left of being NEET before i get kicked out.

chelseafindom is going to send me a hammer in the mail (that i paid for) so i can smash my bollocks and pretend it's her

work tomorrow

all virgins need to fuck off out of here
this is a normie general

>>>/britfeel/
>>>/britpol/

Contemplating buying and building an expensive gaming PC even though I don't play PC games just to have something to spend my money on.

I'm a virgin

*virgin walks into the new thread*

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great edition 2bh

I won't be opening any links ITT

am now admin of a meme page
sex when

>>69799799
where do you live?

>>69799813
ewwwww get away from me

>>69799835
America

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How to spot a man babby: eats Doritos and dips instead of pic related with blue cheese

>>69799835
doxxable information

cascadia region

>>69799799
Nothing wrong with honest labour lad, probably better to get a trade though just for the extra job security and pay.

How'd you do in school?

I suppose just going to uni for the sake of it/life experience isn't much of an option when there's American-level debt attached to it

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>mum found the virgin palms

>>69799809

buy a nice bookshelf and lots of hardback books

going to get myself a leatherbound Iliad & Odyssey

>>69799852
I rate dip and crackers with cheese. Both patrician tier savory snacks.

>>69799852
haha fuck off you melt

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>tfw you're shagging a slag doggy and she lets out a fart

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first for the radical centre

Lads is lager a case of emperors new clothes or am I just a pleb because every time I've gave it another try it's always absolutely rank

Reckon I have mild OCD desu lads

My behaviours match symptoms of it but I've never really thought about the fact that I might have it

Should I go to a doctor or what

>>69799859
thats where i want to move to

>>69799780
>>69799780
I think you do mate, it seems that you're not fully receptive of what is happening to you when you have sex, which is a symptom of Aspergers. You might just have a mild case of it.

on the virgin train

>>69799886
you're supposed to plug her arse with your finger you virgin

>>69799859
just curious because in big cities here I think it's becoming more common to live with your parents longer

>>69799771
Depends on the spirit

Single malts neat, blends mixed.

Same applies to pretty much any spirit when considering the quality of the beverage.

Time to sleep, literally the best part of the day.

>>69799922
going anywhere

>>69799907
i'll pay for your flight out

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>>69799894
ahhhhhh

literally nowt wrong with being from t'up North

>>69799861
its a union job, takes a really long time to get a livable wage though.

>how'd you do in school
pretty shit

>>69799907
full

>>69799926
its not uncommon where i live, californians are buying up houses at an insane rate. nowhere to live anymore.

>>69799883
Dips with breadsticks or cheese twizzles are acceptable

>>69799906
don't fall for the mental illness meme

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going to be probing the perinatal matrices of the rankian unconscious in a glasgow hotel room this weekend

>Millenial Woes is a basement-dwelling NEET who lives with his parents

howling at the so called "alt right"

breadsticks are a necessary part of every meal to cleanse your palate between courses

>>69799963
It's too late

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moe is literally the cure to depression

>>69799903
Didn't like beer before uni, started to tolerate it around freshers and now I genuinely love the taste. Can only eat something if I've got a soft drink, sparking water or beer with it.

Only really like lager though 2bh. I can drink some IPAs etc. but only really one pint and then I'll switch to lager. Loath stout.

>going to miss the get

Having a job is terrible.

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How to spot a man babby: buys a Uchelele (pic related) instead of a real guitar

>lefitists are betas who suck up to women but never get laid
>rightists are cringey neckbeards with 0 etiquette who never get laid
>tfw radical centrist

Since psyche and matter are contained in one and the same world, and moreover are in continuous contact with one another and ultimately rest on irrepresentable, transcendental factors, it is not only possible but fairly probable even that psyche and matter are two different aspects of one and the same thing

>>69799946
thanks

>>69799960
too late. already got some sap to pay for my plane ticket.

>>69800017
>>69800000

>>69799903
I've gotten used to the taste and actually quite like it now desu

>>69799947
Farron is too much of a tepid lefty to hold the radical centre

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>>69800020
>Uchelele

How to spot a manbabby: watches MMA instead of Boxing

>>69799903
Always more of a cider man myself

>>69799960
>its a union job, takes a really long time to get a livable wage though.

Sounds like a good shout then 2bh. Even here jobs with decent unions aren't that common. Unless you've got some burning passion it's worth it still to go into something with some level of progression rather than ending up in the same slightly-higher-initial-pay job with no chance of improvement at 40.

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>a doctor in Canada was fired for not being gender–affirmative enough
what the kanker...

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L M F A O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV0BB0CxIFk

>>69800052
I mean 69999999 and 70000000, it's probably going to happen tomorrow while I'm at work.

>>69800017
what's your eta on it?

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>gf found my 4chan account

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used to get laughed at quite a lot when i was younger
think it's scarred me for life because now i can't talk to people because i think they're trying to trick me into saying something stupid so they can laugh at me haha

>>69800038
>aligning sexual prowess with political beliefs
Don't do that, makes no sense

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NORMANS OUT
WIBBLYWOBBLYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>69799964
Why not just head to sub club rather than sit doing it in your hotel room?

>>69800138
Hmm yeah mate
*tugs one out*

Gave a paper cut to a man from Nestle

>>69800160
>tfw apolitical and asexual
Explain that then

>>69800156
Haha get over it you twat it happens to everyone

>>69800120
yeh i guess i could be in a worse position, with my level of education i would likely end up working retail for the rest of my life. still not happy that all i'll amount to in life is a smelly dock worker.

>>69800050
*waits for you at the airport*

>>69800160
beta extremist detected
shall sending you to internment for waterboarding

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>>69800007
it's more like a bandage

http://www.strawpoll.me/12086409
http://www.strawpoll.me/12086409

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>>69800156
People used to move away when I sat down next to them in class
This is why I never sit next to anyone in lectures at uni

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>>69800020
>Uchelele

had a dream last night where i met these two black Londoners and they were talking in really thick roadman accents, so I went up to them and starting shouting "YA ME SPEAK DA PATOIS BECAUSE IM A PROPER ROADMAN INNIT? I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WHERE IM FROM SO I SPEAK LIKE THIS YA GET ME SENPAI?"

i've never felt so angry in a dream before

>>69799813
me too anon, don't feel bad about it

>>69800231
only my own

>>69800168

It's going to be on the order of 800 mics so I won't be going out in public in that condition

>>69800218
I'm right wing and I had sex this morning

>>69800209
You're Icelandic, none of you are political.

>>69800216
nice. i'll be the guy wearing the turtleneck

>>69800235
Take a shower you runt

none of the women at work know who gurdjieff was

>>69800286
alri turtlemong

>>69800235
are you me?
i literally do the same
i only sit next to people if they explicitly say I can sit next to them, and even then it feels like some kind of joke.
people think i'm really ignorant because i don't talk to anyone even if they're friendly towards me because i assume they don't want anything to do with me

>>69800291
>y-y-you smell funny!

Grow up you cretin.

>>69800216
>still not happy that all i'll amount to in life is a smelly dock worker.

Without meaning to sound like a meme don't think like that lad. Never too late to change one's trajectory in life.

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the 'so-called' gf

*Gets up*
*Walks over to the cool kid's table*

Business Idea: sell square-shaped Pringles and call them "Squingles"

>>69800339
>personal hygiene is an immature pursuit
You deserve to be alone

>>69800231
>tfw want a bf to kiss willies with but I'm too scared of anyone finding out

>>69800132
stop linking my videos here

>>69800357
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

>>69800266
Hope you've got some benzos for backup m8

Also why in a Glasgow hotel rather than at home?

>>69800369
err what are you doing here mate

>>69800379
Doxxed

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[vigorously extracts the [s]michael[/s] charles]

>>69800357
Gym-addicted girls are incredibly dull

>>69800291
people used to move away from me and i used to shower everyday
i have literally no idea why people hated me so much

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>>69800379
How are you going to kiss someones willy without him finding out?

>>69800400
le fox and le grapes

>>69800235
Used to sit to a couple of people somewhat close every lecture, and we wouldn't talk to each other apart from when we had to (I would also get out of my seat to let them sit together and shit). I then made a study group, they joined, and then we became friends.
It was really ridiculous how much and how quickly our interactions with each other changed after I got to know them. Too bad I'm too much of an idiot to do the same with ~100 other people in my course

>>69800339
Literally the only reason peope would move away from you 2bh

>>69800420
Are you fat?

>>69800412
*kisses your willy*

>>69800423
Don't know but I'll find out.

>>69800379
I don't want a bf but I'd like to try the willy kissing part

>>69800409
I-eh...Forgot my pencil somewhere

>>69800327
>people think i'm really ignorant because i don't talk to anyone even if they're friendly towards me because i assume they don't want anything to do with me
iktf. took me three years of uni to work out that I was the one being the dick

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>69800419
and incredibly hot

>>69800347
aha thanks gran

*fails uni entrance exam for the 3rd time*

hmm

>>69800481
She looks like a paki

sucking on my own nipples right now

so lonely
so alone

BEAUTIFUL track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcE4_7-X78

can someone post the graph showing the correlation of US suicides with investment in science and tech

Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.

>>69800494
she's german

>>69800468
oh lmao thought for a second you had the temerity to sit with us
*trips you as you walk away*

>>69800453
Whatever makes you feel less guilty, normiescum.

>>69800520
German Turk (paki then)

>>69800430
le not an argument face

>>69800464
no, not at all
i'm ugly, but i don't think i'm so ugly as to physical repel people

>>69800521
*Falls down on my milk carton and ruptures it all over myself*

>>69800515
My ex was addicted to that band, can't listen to them anymore cos it reminds me of that thieving bitch

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484072580142.webm
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484072580142.webm
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484072580142.webm

>>69800554
Hmm quite the mystery

Do people still do it?

the oriental bride

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1483833320414.webm

going through a late puberty lads

>>69800132
I genuinely didn't know what "Allow it" meant, but why does he do it in a welsh accent?

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[whispers:
[b]You are fake news.[/b]
]

>think about tomorrow
>realise it will just be another day where michelle keegan isn't my gf

ah yes

>>69800580
did a small howl

>>69800576
what did she steal

>>69800508
shhhhhhhh

*fingers your nipples*

>>69800580
Pretty good, I chortled

>ah yes

>>69800615
she's married lad

give it up

Done three poos today.

>>69800631
*moans and blushes*

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>>69800564
ahahaha GETTA LOAD OF THIS GUY! HEY EVERYONE!
*other students look on and laugh as you run out, leaving a trail of tears and spilt milk behind you*

>>69800587
not really, but the damage has already been done, so now i just avoid everyone instead.
i think it was because i was so quiet, people would talk to me and I was unable to respond, i'd just nod and smile like a retard. i'm fairly sure people thought i was a school shooter and i can't blame them.

>>69800508
mmhmmm

get in line

>>69800659
*pats you on the head*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbqmb2ul2A

>>69800675
our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our chins

MOT tomorrow morning lads.

My left window doesn't open, will that make me fail it? Only noticed today, dunno when it died.

>>69800576
that just adds an extra layer of emotion to the music though
listen to it and feel the anger and sadness flow through you

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I think the internet is heralding a global consciousness shift so rapidly we can't really comprehend it

Approaching real yank hours

>>69800554
you're probably paranoid
most people wouldn't give you a second thought

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Gf just sent me this

>>69800698
your daddy gave you good advice

>>69800629
My money stash
Some of my clothes
My food
My bike (literally got someone to follow me and steal it for her)
My PS3

She did some jailtime

>>69800695
>i remember this track from war in Sarajevo 1995 , where this track playing on radio


cant imagine being a kid growing up during a war listening to techno with explosions and gun shots happening in the distance

heard some runt crash his car outside

>>69800662
Safe bruv

>>69800728
No thanks

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>be normie
>date stacy
>get your things stolen

CREASING

why do the women on POF have such god-awful spelling

>>69800750
Worst of all
She stole your heart

>>69800698
especially since they're so thin and all

>>69800773

whenever someone speeds past I pray I will hear the crunch of metal when that fucker loses control and spins into a lamppost and dies god it would be so sweet

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[u] underline this, motherfucker. [/u]

>>69800812
Nah, I didn't love her anymore and was only still with her out of convenience

https://youtu.be/NNtqUMjFNTY

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the gf said our sex is getting a bit routine and we should try "the weird stuff"

I asked her what she meant and she told me to "surprise her".

Ideas lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Agwu_5J14

>>69800843
give her the old rusty trombone

>>69800843
Piss play

>>69800843
buttplug

>>69800843
Latex costumes .

my friend posts here so i have to be careful about what i post incase he recognises me

>>69800750
was she a junkie?

>>69800843
Wake her up with a pearl necklace

>>69800883
alri lad

>>69800808

Works at full time mummy

If u cant handel me at my wors u dont diserv me at my best

*clips my finger nails and talks about chad*

>>69800877
this

also at a random point in sex start licking her foot

>>69800883
rasheed is that you?

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better looking than you
happier than you
better gf
better watch

>>69800883
>Has a friend
That narrows it down significantly

>>69800843
Put her in a hijab, dress up as a crusader and do some rape play.

Remember to shout DEUS VULT when you cum inside her.

>>69800914
withering dissection of the female sex

>>69800911
Shut up f4m allow it

>>69800890
No but she was terrible with money, couldn't hold a job down and her mummy and daddy had stopped bailing her out

>>69800933
My watch is better than that tasteless tat desu.

>>69800515
good lad

>>69800933
I wouldn't allow my gf to dress like that, not even joking

>>69800933
Wouldn't break a sweat in a no-rules fight against that woman
>>69800960
Post watch

>>69800933
the watch is a bit gaudy

gold watches, even if they are actual gold are just tacky

Don't see any way to recover from my perilous state of mental and physical health

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Pretty boring night lads

>tfw they used to sleep on the beach
can you believe it? they used to sleep on the beach
they don't do that anymore

>>69800843
she wants to peg you lad. let her, my gf did it to me and it was actually pretty good tbf

>there are americans that are so fat that they need to lose weight so that they can get a weight loss surgery

>There is a tide that never goes out.
Shit, I can't pick cockles and explore the caves.

“Israel rejects this shameful anti-Israel resolution at the U.N. and will not abide by its terms,” Mr. Netanyahu said in a statement. “At a time when the Security Council does nothing to stop the slaughter of half a million people in Syria, it disgracefully gangs up on the one true democracy in the Middle East, Israel, and calls the Western Wall ‘occupied territory.’ ”

does he have a good point?

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>Put her in a hijab, dress up as a crusader and do some rape play.

>Remember to shout DEUS VULT when you cum inside her.

>>69801008

'sheed

>>69800933
Not taller than me or smarter than me are you boy

Bet I could knock you out like a wank as well

How do I politely but effectively rein in my abnormie friends who can't control how loud they speak in public?

Just been reading this /pol/ trump bed pissing thing

Dunno what the fuck to believe anymore
Reality is a meme

>>69801039
of course not you mong.

>>69801052
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORES

>>69800843
Invite her mum over and force her to watch you fuck her.

Then invite her dad over and do the same.

>>69800827
same


i hate fuckers who drive past my house at 2 or 3 in the morning at 300mph blasting music. there are some guys who for a month were riding motorcycles around here every friday night and i was just praying that they'd crash and die horribly every time i woke up hearing the stupid shit they were doing

>>69801042
me in the shop window

>>69801073
rasheed

>>69801052
Pretty faces but what else do they have to offer?

>>69801052
thought top right was my ex for a second then
looks very similar except girl in the pic has worse lips

i used to have some good memories from childhood, but now they're all tainted by depression
cannot think of one happy memory without an associated bad memory now desu

>>69801045
Would you let her go out with her tits nearly falling out? Think about it

>>69801100
>>69800827
>tfw live in the country and the nearest public road is half a mile away

>>69801039
No. Complete whataboutism.

>>69801039
honestly infuriates me how they're acting as though stopping illegal building in non-israeli territory amounts to another holocaust

>>69801135
all uggos

>>69800756
I did that, just without the war but with video games instead.

imagine being happy

>>69801135
4, 2 fat guy on the right 1 3

>>69800843
she wants you to put your mouth on her pussy

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>No. Complete whataboutism.

>>69801146
we should support the only democracy in the middle east

AT ALL COSTS

FUCK MUSLIMS. I STAND WITH ISRAEL

>>69801135
Smeagol what are you doing outside mordor @ no. 3

>>69801135
4>1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

>>69801138

I wish I had that, I hate the disgusting city. the crime, the rasheeds, the sirens, the puddles of vomit, the pollution.

I am empty inside lads

I just get on with my day, nothing is rewarding, I don't really know where I'm headed in life I just feel like a drone

>>69801202
I don't.

Unlucky.

>>69800756
you get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6tRwdVMIx4

>>69801187
Their dads have wanked over these pics

>>69800933
yes thats all true

however im not that jealous of his gf because she'd be easy to improve upon. her tits are at a rare world class level but her face, the window to her very being, leaves much to be desired.....

Yet Mrs May could turn out to resemble another, less obvious predecessor: Gordon Brown. He, too, was thin-skinned. Like her, he moved into Downing Street without an election, in 2007. He also started with a fearsome reputation and big promises. And when it became clear he had little idea what to do with the job he had so coveted, he flopped. The financial crisis paralyzed his government because of his desire to micromanage every decision.

>>69801179
maybe the palestinians would have a democracy if the israelis actually allowed them to form government?
probably not though, would be a shithole lmao

>>69801262
3,2,1

would like to put the ol' 'nis in aisling bea's 'na

>>69800843
Pissing on her while she masturbates is fun

>tfw no chubby gf with huge tits who will wear schoolgirl uniforms during sex

>>69801262
me on the right

>>69801262
is that soph ?

post choons

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>her tits are at a rare world class level but her face, the window to her very being, leaves much to be desired.....

>>69801020
regarding what?

Everything in my life is good except girls find me boring so they don't go for me ahaha sorry toots you're missin out on the best autism of your life

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tip top kek lads

Just learned my cousin dumped his fiance yesterday, literally six months before their wedding.

All because she said she didn't want to change her last name to his.

>>69801167
that would be the bee's knees

i wonder if its possible

>>69801262
Tuptup is shit

>>69801179
So you can illegal settle on other countries land as long you're a democracy?

>>69801202

same

feel like i've no soul

might buy a load of vinyls and stick them on my wall desu

>>69801349
gay cunt
at least get a turntable too so you can occasionally use them

>>69801349
i'll sell you my band's first e.p. on 10" for a fiver

>>69801187
*PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

*FRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT*

mmmmm yeah thats it. mm yeah what is that? Do I smell a bit of.... mince pie?

Ohhhh fuckin hell lass give me another wet one

*PFFFFFFFTTTTTSQEEEEEEEEEE*

MM sunday roast? Its fucking wednesday

>>69801324
Dumped my last gf because she said things couldn't work unless I sent her a video (full frame) of me wanking. After she had promised she'd never ask for something like that.

Some of her fucking music has samples from one of her ex's wank videos.

Crazy bitch

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MEME!

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damning

>>69801324
>literally six months before their wedding
Bit melodramatic mate, if it was a week before it'd be more interesting.

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>Halls flatmates decided to get a flat completely without consulting me for second year
>they act like nothing happened, after leaving me for dust basically
>feel outcasted, thought we got on
>look around other flats for options
>all taken with their own flats
>make a good pal, friendly with everyone in their flat, looks like i can move in with em wahey
>except one bitch, who think's i'm a bad influence, so she basically veto'd my entrance in the flat
>for FUCKS Sake
>stuck with a fucking flat of 6 girls and two chinese lads for next year now, fucking stupid expensive and far from anywhere fun as well

J U S T

>>69801336
>Country

what country lad?

>>69801316
Djing in a tuesday night

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>>69800843

wear a Kev mask in the bedroom

>>69801321
girls seem to be really bad at picking bfs


hot girls get miles of cocks sent their way but they always date Chad Normalington who pisses them off with soemthing simple early on in the relationship then they complain to all the other black girls in the office while i pretend that im listening to my headphones but am really listening to what they say about men


......

>>69801380
The way you know if somebody is a moron is if they take photos or videos of things like that in relationships that are not certain to be permanent. It is the same as getting a pop culture tattoo.

why was "don't know" even an option

>>69801202
>tfw you wake up in the morning and reality hits you like a tonne of bricks and then that gut wrenching empty feeling grips you as you realise you have NOTHING to live for

>>69801179
really amazes me how much the jews have infiltrated america

>>69801324
>All because she said she didn't want to change her last name to his.


if he dumped her over something that simple then they were doomed to fail anyway. even if she did take his last name he would have sperged out over his star wars cups being in the wrong cabinet or something and would have murdered her

>>69801416
The one recognised by 136 members of the UN.

Fuck off back to facebook.

drank a lot of codeine syrup and feel like i weigh 1000 stone

>>69801389

>North

its ogre

reminder to NEVER talk about the israel/palestine thing with amerifats. they're borderline retarded and are incapable of grasping it.

>>69801342
How do we stop this feel

>>69801473
>>69801324
Wouldn't have married a girl who refused to take my name either tbqh.

He dodged a bullet.

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>british girls have bad tee...

*alarmed*

>>69801432
nice guys always come last am i right?

>>69801410
No one cares about your shitty student problems

>>69801497

adopt a child

>>69801510
Nice guys come last, chad guys cum first.

i like to get drunk 4/7 days a week and make a twat of myself
it's a lifestyle i wouldn't reccomend

>>69801324
Would do same thing desu, everyone will assume your kids are bastards

>>69801499
Same

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>>69801507
Why are yanks so obsessed with teeth?

>>69801511
I care.

>>69801389
Pepsi

>>69801448
>that one guy who gets a girl to send him nudes and thinks its the best thing ever and brags to other people but never fucks the girl because she thinks hes a nutcase and shes a nutcase herself and sends nudes to literally every man who feigns the smallest bit of interest


normies really fire my nuerons

>>69801557
They spend thousands on cosmetic dental surgery despite having some of the worst dental health in the developed world

>>69801550
imagine being born as a chad?


fuck what a life that would be

>>69801389
>Tories winning the North
>Tories winning Scotland
>Tories winning Wales
>Tories winning 18-24 year olds

how the fuck do you JUST yourself that much?

>>69801380
doing a think to when some autist went off on me because i said i'd never share dick pics with my gf

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WOOF!

WOOF!

*growl*

Nah haha I'm just playing lads I'm not actually a dog.

Will getting a gf give me fulfilment

Will anything give me fulfilment

What's the point lads

>>69801582
Me on the right

How to spot a manbabby: they complain about their living arrangements when they're at university

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>>69801389

paki cunt

>>69801614
"fulfilment" is a fruitless longing to imitate impermanent aggregates. you must justify yourself

>btw you cant do this

>>69801596
yanks are mental eh?

>>69801614
Getting a gf helps your general confidence and motivation but if your life collapses because >tfw no gf then you're doomed either way

knew a guy who was chatting up some bint over texts and went all excited going "I got nudes!!!" but you could tell something was off, everyone sort of went nice going bud but didn't really care
the next day he went "want to see them?" and they were just slutty pics, everything was covered lmao

>>69801638
foy

>>69801643

racist prick

>>69801638
FOY

>>69801596
Teeth health and appearance correlates immensely with wealth level (more so than any other medical care) because poor people health programs, bad job health insurance and the government do not so much cover it. I know working class people who have never been to the dentist and have a permanent crust on their teeth.

>>69801380
post a link to her music lad

>>69801614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqorco2kCW0

>>69801726
>Yank
>I know working class
Yeah but you don't mate

How to spot a manbabby: he is over the age of 16 and he purchases a ticket at the cinema to watch a film which is made my Marvel Studios or DC Entertainment

>>69801757
What? People who work low-skill jobs and live paycheck to paycheck are absolutely working class.

>>69801757
99% of Yanks are working class, even the rich ones.

>>69801726
im pretty sure its mostly diet related

richer people tend to eat fresher food, poor people tend to eat shit they find in the frozen food section at walmart and wash that down with bud light

>>69801803
In mannerisms but this is not considered in America like it is in the UK.

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*opens up Razer™ Triple Nvidia™ Surround® gaming laptop at the start of a lecture*

>>69801726
>I know working class
alri trump

LOL!!!

>>69801831

*raises hand to tell professor*

>>69801848
snitch

>>69801831
would literally tip my imaginary fedora at anyone who used one of these

>>69801614
it comes from within


you're not going to be happy until you achieve some degree of self mastery. its a very long process too, there are no quick fixes. and most of the questions that come up you will have to figure out on your own by learning as much as you can on what it means to be a good man.