/brit/

usa

bit early

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>eastern canada
>first world

second for no gf

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>>69797677
>first post and dubs
well done

>fast /brit/ (deano wagie edition) - we are here
>real yank hours
>real depression hours
>aus/nz hours

which is you favorite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYiKpXvJ-ok

>>69797715
real depression hours

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first for my 1gb qt folder

Anyone else get precum just from kissing even if you've not got a hard on

does sex release test?

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>>69797704
Inuits live in funny houses

sent break up texts (we need to talk etc.., she knows it's going down) to the gf and now I'm feeling bad thinking about how she must be feeling

what should I do lads, I want to break up with her but feel like I ought to say something like "sorry if I upset you" or soemthing

I'm drunk so I might not be thinking straight right now

why am i such an arsehole lads might have to bin myself ahahaha

>>69797752
guessing that's some other folder then

>>69797713

>gif

fuck off

Is the Kpop gimmick dead? I hope so

what is a wonderwall exactly

>>69797736
post pics of the texts

>>69797715
real depression hours 2bh mate

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>>69797784

>>69797782
fossilised gimmick

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>>69797781
depends how conventional-looking you like them
it has variance

ah yes welsh women

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483918136189.webm

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>ah yes you're a lovely young girl aren't you

>>69797779
Yeah because saying sorry is going to make it better after you did it by text

>>69797715
No yanks hours are the best

>>69797756
Sometimes. Depends on my body temperature and the girl

happy days

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>>69797782
better?

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>>69797830

>>69797715
ausnz hours are dire

>>69797835
would cum bareback inside any of them and raise the child tbf

>>69797846
good post
>>69797805
good taste
>>69797750
grand taste

>>69797715
fast brit or nothing

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>>69797874

>>69797796
how am I supposed to figure out how to do that when I'm drunk

she kept making "ahahaha" replies and saying "that's so funny" and it was obvious she was being sarcy. think it was because of a joke I made early on that she would never break up with me and that I'd be the one to break us up

>>69797835
Girl on the right has good bj lips

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made a highly informative image macro

I remember the third time I did acid 3 days later at work I walked into the bathroom and started pissing into the trash, without even realizing that's what I was doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e34Skc_I37U
can't get this out of my head
pls give replacements

>>69797835
they look like fish

>>69797921
>trash
FOY
O
Y

>>69797842
I didn't break up with her, I just said we should meet up soon and have a chat but she knew what it was about

>>69797874
bad post
>>69797886
t. deano wagie

>>69797919
no one cares about canada

just fuck off

post toot

always tired

>>69797919
You're posting this like any of us know what the fuck it means or cares

@69797704
>territories
>eastern canada

>>69797981
>>69797964
>>69797986
not an argument

>>69797919
Newfies are based though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8zOMO8Dy7M

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>>69797919
saved

>>69797909
you can take screenshots on your phone, mine is pressing the power button and the volume button at once

http://www.greenbot.com/article/2825064/how-to-take-a-screenshot-on-your-android-phone.html

want to hang myself

>>69797922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7cD6qmydo

>>69797704
>>69797919
why are you posting this in /brit/? return to /cum/ leafcunt

>>69797956
Well then leave it all for then

>>69797919
reminder that eastern canada has no beef with victoria island and the parts of BC that arent hongcouver

>>69797921
>trash
kys ameriboo

>>69798009
wanna talk about it, champ?

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>>69798000
that's not newfoundland
st johns looks like this

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DO NOT reply to him

>>69797704
thats northern canada you dip

Coronation Street actor Simon Gregson has revealed the heartbreaking secret that he and his wife Emma have suffered 11 miscarriages, including one at 21 weeks and four days.

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currently reading the 'ssay

>>69797999
It is, piss off you irrelevant twat

pirate scumbag

>>69798000
newfies are honourary westerners

really they're kinda their own thing
>>69798007
shame how winnipeg looks nice in pictures but in reality it's a complete frozen crime ridden shithole

really same with edmonton, although downtown and whyte ave are nice

>>69797784
not at all unfortunately

>>69798008
my volume buttons don't work, it's a 4 year old phone

>newfies are honourary westerners
kill yourself

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thoughs

>>69798078
REPLY TO ME

>>69798070
11? Why didn't they just give up and adopt?

>>69798013
didn't work, thank you anyway

print 'Hello World!'

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>>69798115
good post

She says my name in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL_xigZxhJM

>>69798019
ok i will

i just don't want her to feel bad because i do care about her

CHOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuLV_LHY7mk

wank before bed?

>>69798106
fake news

>>69798149
reported

>>69798177
way ahead of you lad

leafs need to fuck off.

>>69798177
already done one, came into a pair of dirty boxer briefs

felt really runty afterwards

>>69798195
it's literally just this albertan

gf just sent me this lads

https://twitter.com/Missleachar/status/818161017620463616

>>69798192
>>69798214
i want to sleep soon though because i have an early start

should i still do it lads?

i'm 27 and have a 4 year old son. am i the only certified dad to ever post in /brit/?

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Why can't any country do slags as good as us? The closest I've seen is Argentina or Holland

>>69798158
will be watching this one for bed time

(will stay up until she says my name)

hand over the pozz cuckold and nobody gets hurt

>>69798115
what's that pile of shit on Peru's flag

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uhoh

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>finish work
>driving GF home
>she's giving it the old ''me me me''
>drop her off
>go home, shower and eat
>shitpost a bit
>want sex
>call her and ask to go to her house
>she says no because she's tired and going to bed
>pop a load of codeine
>look on Adultwork
>find sexy escort
>drive to Sheffield
>get there
>need to piss
>don't wanna go in her apartment because then she probably won't suck me off without a johnny
>hold it
>she starts sucking me off
>can't feel a thing
>fuck her in several different positions
>can't feel my FUCKING DICK
>fucking her so hard
>stamina of a track star
>sweating my bollocks off
>cock is probably 70% hard
>still can't feel a thing
>30 minutes later
>eventually cum
>drive home
>get Chinese on way back
>someone stole my beer out of fridge
>pour vodka and coke
>be here now

Very mediocre sex desu. Never ever started going soft during sex before. Never fucking after taking codeine again!

how the fuck do you organise music?
i have 500 songs in a playlist and it's getting difficult to find the one i want to listen to

>>69798158
>stormageddon

screeching

>>69798164
Its best to make that sure in person, texts can rub off the wrong way

>please accept me guys i'm from the maritimes that means i'm british! haha i'm so british guys look at me fuck off leafs! ahaa!

OHHH NO, thanks to drumpf, now trudeau is going to appoing white men in his cabinet
http://globalnews.ca/news/3169911/cabinet-shuffle-changes-come-as-canada-braces-for-president-donald-trump/

>>69798280
not reading

some of you literally don't remember 9/11

why do i even come here

>tfw doggo is getting old and struggling to jump up on my bed without assistance

;-;

>Arctic Monkeys are mainstream shit

>>69798244
NZ (ex)tripfag has one

>>69798158
she said David 4 times

nice

How to spot a turbopleb: They don't like red wine

>Arctic Monkeys are mainstream shit

>>69798357
They are now yeah, but they're not shit

>>69798337
its worth it

>>69798308
ok mate thanks

ah...it's such bullshit...why couldn't she just be bit more available then I wouldn't have had to do this shit

getting my feet wet

>>69798353
bounce its head off the wall and put him out of his misery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqNSqRBYIcs

>>69798400
delete this

>>69798353
fuck him on the floor instead

>>69798280
condoms to that to my willy too

but the slags in sweden are so liberal that they don't mind you going without the johnny

>>69798280
miserable existence

>>69798390
here!

here is the pozz cuckold!

>>69798415
delete this

haitiANO likes to fuck swedish women

>>69798353
Mine shits itself daily ;_;

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begun to learn the ol' 'wegian

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>Anouk Beaulieu Wolfie Vigneault

>>69798387
idk, I assume you have talked with her about that before doing anything stupid?


>>69798400
delete this please

>>69798425
Hmm. Might need to go spray my inferior protein jets into some fertile Swedes.

>>69797778
>>69797704
Looks comfy

>>69798353
want me to kick his head off his neck for you?

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hmmm...

what questions can I ask at my interview to really make them think

dropped a curly wurly in my tea, not looking forward to cleaning this out

i'm willing to bet the vast majority of /brit/ posters wear glasses desu

>>69798280
the absolute state

>>69798483
>I assume you have talked with her about that before doing anything stupid?
n-no

she was just always busy and she sometimes goes 2 weeks without seeing me and I just can't put up with that shit

>>69798486
if alcoholism and suicide is your definition of comfy, then yes, comfy

>>69798280
Roller-coaster of a day you've had mate

Don't you care that you cheated on your gf?

I need some fedora pics STAT

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>Why yes, I am INDEED learning a Scandinavian language!

cat is 90 something years old in cat years. he only eats, sleeps, or sits and stares at nothing

http://www.strawpoll.me/12086409
http://www.strawpoll.me/12086409
http://www.strawpoll.me/12086409

>>69798522
I only wear your mum's thighs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXN0kO1JEA

me virginwalking

>>69798353
>tfw look out towards the garden where I buried my elderly cat

hrmm

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>>69798538
don't really fancy a ban

>>69798538
>>69798544
Hivemind

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the so-called gf

just installed python lads

what's some cool stuff i can do with it?

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merry christmas stormaggedon

>>69798353
just fucking euthanise him
as soon as mine started struggling to jump I took him for a walk then smashed his head in with a crowbar in a park and buried him there

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

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>I need some fedora pics STAT

>>69798566
It's ok, that was a good pic anyways

Also checked

>>69798576
dont ever post pics of my internet gf again

>>69798560
I found my cat dead on the side of the road with blood coming out of its nose and eyes, was still warm

buried him in the garden

>>69798530
shut up, you beta cunt. WAAAAAAAAH BREAKING UP WITH MY GIRL VIA TEXT

WAAAH MY RELATIONSHIP IS SO BAD BECAUSE I CAN'T SATISFY HER WAAAAAAH

>>69798537
Not really. She had the opportunity and what she doesn't know can't hurt her.

HATE IT when I poo and the turd is so long it curls out and smears shit all in my anal hair

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the so called gee eff

>>69798520
little bits of chocolate and caramel have begun floating to the top

>>69798598
imagine being a normie woman

>>69798598
6

@8598
I'll let you know when you get a new picture

>>69798615
Hmmm will have a think about what you've told me and get back to you with an opinion

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Always thought /Brit/ invented this gimmick

>>69798615
>WAAAAAAAAH BREAKING UP WITH MY GIRL VIA TEXT

>WAAAH MY RELATIONSHIP IS SO BAD BECAUSE I CAN'T SATISFY HER WAAAAAAH
yeah because caring about the people you spend your life with is so beta

get a grip you immature runt

>>69798598
Got one but haven't had sex with her for over two weeks

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Reminder
>Reminder
Reminder
>Reminder

>>69798580
literally anything you can imagine. that is the beauty of programming. you just have to be smart and diligent enough to figure out how to do it

>>69798627

looks extremely ill

>>69798534
>>69797704
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia were originally settled by Americans

Take that as you will

>have brain tumour
>don't know about it
>keel over dead one day
ah yes

>>69798613
would've just threw him back in the road for some other twat to clean up

no point going to that trouble

>>69798627
really hope thats a dick and not a dildo

>>69798400
Good post.

>>69798598
>the only unattractive one is the nigress
Haha

>>69798671
REALLY GETS THE NOGGIN TWIRLIN

>>69798652
this actually makes me mad LOL

>>69798530
Well its your choice, but i think you should have a chat with her about that before you decide to break up.
I have a friend who met a girl but sometimes wouldnt be able to see her for several weeks but texted and skyped her all the time, theyre still together.

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>>69798660
>tfw no sex in 2017

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>>69797704
looks like Balamory

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>>69797873
cross-eyed qts need love too

>>69798652
ahh so this is what happens when twitter/reddit get a hold on /brit/ memes

>>69798051
>st johns is pronounced sinjins

For what purpose?

>>69798687
had a stroke once haha

was going about fine and suddenly it was like I was teleported onto a hospital bed where I woke up

>>69798725
looks like balmora

>>69798725
but what's the story

>>69798665
can you make money off it? or do i have to have been doing it since child?

>>69798654
I care about her so much and that's why she will never know I fuck escorts.

Its just sex. A release and i have absolutely no feelings towards them.

Sex with her is much more intimate

>>69798735
Alri grandad

>>69798381
>falling for the wine meme
>falling for the ale meme
>falling for the local brew meme
>falling for the small batch meme
>falling for the organic meme
>falling for the 'look at us we're so homemade and """natural""" meme

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>>69798730

>>69797873
>>69798730
one eye in jail
one eye on bail

Not had sex yet in 2017 lads. It's ok though, because I didn't have sex in 2016, 2015, or 2014 either.

>>69798748
In Balamory?

>>69798627
>holes in tracksuit pants
>no visible bellybutton
>hairstyle like fucking Aphex Twin
>iphone
>boyish face
>saggy tits, way saggier than they should be for a girl that age
>door is open for no reason
>what looks like actual cum in the glass
2/10 would not bang

Why does trump talk about himself in 3rd person?

Follow up question, why does he say "IN-DUST-REEE"

Editors note: Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV27p_IGSAU

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bf is texting me lewd things

>>69797637
Jeffrey get your dick out

@69798316
you're posting in /brit/ as well you twat

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>>69798730

>>69798778
oh, well wouldn't you like to know?

https://www.periscope.tv/Cernovich/1yoJMqkYARWJQ


watching this

>>69798615
It's me again

Have concluded that you're a scumbag and should end your life promptly

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>>69798581
Gibi is cute

>>69798774
i had sex literally all of those years haha

>>69798719
It's going that way mate, didn't even get a bj on new years eve

>>69798759
yeah alright mate

you're like a toddler, you only care about about being full and having your dummy

>>69798689
arent you a tough cookie

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nige has literally no power, he is not in public office is he?

why the fuck are yanks letting him freely tour the news/tv circuit there? only ever see him on yank news shows on american tv on youtube post-brexit on literally everything related to trump, they were even asking him about the queen's health the other day. may as well have me on there

>>69798793
Because he's the president and can do what the fuck he wants you little bitch

>>69798840
He's an MEP, meaning he effectively campaigned to make himself unemployed on the basis he'd be an MP instead by now.

>>69798783
>hairstyle like fucking Aphex Twin
kek

>>69798843
bit hostile

FOY

>>69798793
all those dislikes hahaha

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>>69798840
GIVE HIM BACK AMERIFATS

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i used to wank over this woman before i hit puberty
i remember her being more attractive than this though ngl

>>69798840
>he is not in public office is he?
reckon being an mep counts as public office mate

rest of your post was discarded x

>>69798774
ive had sex in 2017
didnt in 2016

think I did in 2015 but not sure
deffo did a bunch of times in 14

>>69798840
>oppose EU because muh globalism
>"the US? love those guys haha"

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>>69798730
if you're not crosseyed you're not a brit i always say

>>69798840
rasheed

too dumb to read finnegans wake lads

might book a hotel room somewhere random and order an outcall escort

>>69798882
narcissa wright

>>69798882
Grim

>>69798699
which one are you referring to?

only year I've ever had sex in is 2016

>>69798840
would honestly love our Nige to be PM x

>>69798865
>he effectively campaigned to make himself unemployed

Rorke is weird desu

>>69798931
same tBh

who here is going to see trainspotting 2

>>69798730
rofled at this post
(Rolled On The Floor Laughing)

Might become a monk, already got the celibacy part down

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>>69798280
>>69798428
>>69798530
>>69798537
>>69798646
>>69798818
>>69798831
finished my Chinky

>>69798884
What were the circumstances of the maybe in 2015?

>>69798961
shan't be looking up what celibacy means

>>69798925
howling synonym

CHRISTMAS LAAAADS

>>69798882
holy fuck she's way worse than I remember
fuck

>>69798245
russia tho
>>69798959
what's so funny
the sea of (You)s i'm getting?

ASMR......daaaaarling!

>>69798957
yeah

>>69798984
>american education

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>ive had sex in 2017
>didnt in 2016

>think I did in 2015 but not sure
>deffo did a bunch of times in 14

>>69798931
2009
none
2011
2012
none
2014
none
2016
none yet

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>>69798912
It's a 3 minute song you eejit, it's not astro-physics
>>69798928
This one

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it's just a leel spleef

>>69798976
don't remember the dates

I had this girl on the go for a few months that year but I cba to buy condoms so we never had sex and just did other stuff, other girl may have been late 2014 or early 2015 idk

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>>69799005
They are called 'Yule lads'

>>69798961
>tfw the ex broke up with me and we both got really bitter about it and said we were done with relationships now, and that I was going to live like a monk and she was going to live like a nun

I've not had sex since (4 years), and she lasted about a month before hooking up with her ex as fuck buddies, and then getting a new boyfriend a couple of months after that. Think she may have had the last laugh there desu.

>leaf jacksy posting
not a fan at all

opening up the ol 'cognito to do a 'ank

>>69798984

read a book sometime

>>69799045
if they only they had a rolling machine

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gf just sent me this

>>69798534
Those are choices though.

>>69798975
Bright like the tunnel you'll see when i heem you from this existence you degenerate

>>69798912
you just need to read a shitload first
gravity's rainbow, joyce's other works, some /lit/ recs and shit

>>69799059
literally laughed at this

>>69799059
you got played bigtime lad

>>69799079
what is the image trying to convey to me (the viewer)?

>>69799079
cor
I'd Deep Pan her Double Pepperoni Pizza if you catch my drift

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I have never had sex with a girl

I have never put my penis in a vagina

>>69799071
don't even have the attention span to watch a film let alone read a book

lads i have herpes

>>69799128
haha loser

dumb pirate frogposter

>>69799128
>I have never put my penis in a vagina
virgin

>>69799087
come and get me you cunt. I'll knock you out and fuck your sister

>>69799125
Can't decipher this man's drift

intelligent mexican poster

>>69799101
>>69799115
Haha I know, what am I like lol

>hot, thicc black girl I know wants to fuck
>i have a gf

S M H
M
H

>>69798793
some people have weird mannerisms

never had sex
but i was touched inappropriately when i was 6
i'll take what i can get desu

o i am laffin @ u untouched virgins lol

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>>69799128
pass the helium lad

>>69799116
That she's got a deep fanny

might learn Latin

thoughts?

WARNING: do NOT hatpost this.

>>69799128

same and i'm 29 this year

>>69799156
Haha don't have a sister

screeching so loudly I'm gonna get another noise complaint

https://youtu.be/VV0BB0CxIFk

the state of the virgins ITT

>>69799184
ask for a threesome lad

fighting off the urge to hatpost

>>69799214
unlucky, looks like your mums getting it

>>69799143

that's bad

virgin and proud

>>69799209
>my uncle is named tony so i am a direct descendant of a roman emperor. ave caesar!

fuck everyone in this thread

I will pay your gf to send me a valentines card

the Mexican lad probably has the best reply:(you) ratio on all of 4chan desu

*shakes 8 ball*
will i get laid this year

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Literally how the fuck can you reach your late twenties and still be a virgin in this country? Even the disabled girls who can't afford to be picky are complete slags. I'm not even good looking and I lost my virginity when I was 16. It just fucking boggles my noggin

>>69799215
Kek what the fuck is this

>>69799274
how much

>>69799282
'No'.

>>69799231
I imagine they're awkward, any experience?

>>69799255
hmmmmmmmmm just looking for something to do

no need to be rude xx:)

>>69799215
so-called roadman

>>69799282
*outlook foggy. try again later*

i've had sex quite alot and I honestly don't care about it anymore

like last week when I was having sex it was all well and good and relatively speaking it was even good sex no the best ever but easily in the 80th percentile, but there was this one point where she was blowing me and I sorta just rolled my eyes in boredom and suppressed the sigh.

the best thing about sex is bragging to the lads about it and being validated, its better than a wank but not so much that it justifys the effort you have to put in to get it

also absolutely hate sleeping when theres someone else in my bed

desu if you can't lose your virginity before your 20s you should just install grindr and get a lad to shove it up your arse

better than nothing

>>69799320
>any experience
none whatsoever but seriously whats the worst that could happen?

i am virgin and i am +20 years old hahahaha

>>69799209
not much use unless you go into a field such medicine or biological taxonomy

t. my dad did it at O-Level

don't make me start busting caps all up in this bitch

>>69799285
They don't go outside and are too scared to even try

shall be popping down to the welfare office today, lids

Your creps are safe family

>>69799328
You sound properly gay tbqh

>>69799282
*don't count on it*

>>69799353
potentially squander the opportunity to shag the black girl if/when I split up with the so-called gf.

Reading the Upanishads

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>might learn Latin

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>>69799215
>intoning it like a chink language

i will pay your gf to hook me up with one of her slag friends

>>69799388
Why though? The UK is one of the easiest places on earth to get a shag. I get girls wanting sex with me sometimes when I'm not even trying.

>>69799359

27 year old hugless, kissless, handholdles here lad.

I'm one of 6 siblings (age range 15-28), and I think I'm the only one who's not a virgin desu. The 4 girls are all religious and a little bit awkward socially, and none of them have had boyfriends. Then there's my brother who's a bit more of a normie, but he's 5"6 and also a bit shy, which makes it impossible for him. Feel sorry for him desu, because he's a bloody intelligent guy and deserves more than years of bitterness and loneliness.

>>69799455
loser

i NEED a brisbane bf LADS

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>>69798764
>wine
good
>ale
good
>local
sometimes good
>small batch
hit or miss
>organic
pointless
>homemade
hit or miss

i will pay your gf to destroy my plums with spanner

>>69799209
It was my favourite subject in school, although we only had to learn the rules etc. and never actually had to learn vocabulary etc. (the logic being that you'd never have to translate something without a dictionary). A lot of it ended up focussing on studying Roman culture, Cicero's writing, rhetoric etc.

Any Germans I've met that had to study it hated it 'cause they're actually expected to learn it like any language.

It's useful for knowing what Latin-derived words mean in English even if you've never heard them before, and it's somewhat useful for me because of my course (medicine), but I wouldn't go out of my way to learn it in any depth as a hobby.

don't know how old i am because my parents neglected me so i ran away when I was 9 and went to live with my friend from school
i can't remember what day my birthday is on, so i celebrate it on new years
i'm either 19 or 20
i just say i'm 19 because it sounds better to say you're a 19 year old virgin than a 20 year old virgin