/brit/

essex

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TEN GRAMS OF AMBER LEAF AND NO ONE GETS HURT YOU PAKI CUNT

Best British athletes:

Tyson fury - not English, gypo

Gareth bale - Welsh

Bisping - Cypriot

Murray - Scottish

Mcilroy - Nitish

Chris hoy - Scottish

Christ froome - Kenyan

Mark Cavendish - Manx

Mo Farah - Somalian

Alistair cook - swarthy Welsh

Why is englel so bad lads

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>>69794101
>American friends
No such thing

>>69793904
>German
>blindly believing socialist propaganda
ah yes

Fucks sake I put my toaster on a low setting and the toast still burnt

Fucking Russians hacking my toaster

>>69794170
b-but sir we only do 12.5 grams

>>69794172
all the best rowers on earth are english

just downed two cans of bolshevik tears

>>69794191
good post

Can't stop thinking about willies

Fuck sake I posted in the old thread too late and my post still failed in the new

Fucking Russians hacking my 'mmicks

>>69794170
bought my shops last pack of 10g amber leaf today desu

>>69794208
*BANG*

*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*

>>69794101
I'd sniff it too if no one was there tbqh

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we believe in one Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church

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deliberately drinking on an empty stomach because i can't afford to get spackered on a full one

imbibing the 3rd can of piss as we speak

might take up smoking again
bored desu

Wikileaks is a russian stooge
Edward Snowden is a sniveling little traitor and nothing more
Donald Trump is a joke

what's this song lads:

um bow bow... um bow bow... yeah yeah lightning x2

currently pooing

>>69794212
Nobody gives a fuck about rowing

wonder how many people make the 10g/12.5g mistake every day desu

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>>69794158
>Normies

wax pen is taking a while to arrive
a bit anxious about having to go to the dealer my mates go to to pick up the shatter x

now i remember why I had germany filtered

>>69794251
i've been smoking every day for 13 years

>no money
>waste it on alcohol
ah yes ah yes ah yes

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>>69794101
Hmmmmm...

Ameridebts

>>69794302
how can you waste any if you have none?

>>69794300
have you died yet

>>69794254
>Donald Trump is a joke

No, he's the PEOTUS and will be the motherfucking POTUS very soon

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the goal

post some fit girls

fancy a wanky doodle

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>>69794255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwI0BV_2uV0

>>69794155
disgusting post absolutely vile

HORRIBLE dream last night lads
>my nan died last year from lung cancer
>i barely visited her in the hospital
>in the dream i was at her house
>she asked me if i wanted to stay and talk for a while
>i agree
>she starts lecturing me about smoking
>my granddad, who died before i was born, walked into the house and just sat there looking at me
>we talk and then say goodbye, and it's like i'm a kid again and i get into my mums old car and go home
spooked me the fuck out lads
i think i visited the spirit world desu

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>>69794342
Boot looks too long desu

>>69794317
>>69794324
oh i understand now

>be American
>put everything on a credit card

>>69794216
good post

gonna go nuclear on wogtown

>>69794342
deano my laaaaaaaaad

Wealth isn't measured in how much you have, but rather, by how little you need.

honestly reckon i could knock out a shark, not a great white but anything else that's showing signs of aggression

it would swim at me and when it was close i'd jab both my thumbs into its eyes, blind it, then put it in a headlock and cut off its airway until it sank to the bottom of the ocean

>>69794375
just means you've got more space for


things

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i'm nu-u-ucle-e-e-a-a-ar

>>69794390
This is true haha, reckon I shouldn't have put 10 sessions with your mum on the ol' visa

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>>69794342
>used to walk around the showroom test driving the cars in pic related and imagining i was a billionaire

>>69794101
this webm made my day fucking lol

not sure if i should be sensible with my money or live the deano finance lifestyle desu

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proper sad what happened

>>69794307
Why are all libertarians actually massively authoritarian?

>>69794375
Top slag

>>69794390
>Be American
>Live in country with higher HDI than the UK

feels good senpai. leaving this thread after this post. so dont bother responding

>>69794369
sounds like you just had a dream you fucking weapon

>be american
>have 1/3 of your daily calorie allowance in a bowl(s) of cereal

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just call me robin hood

glug glug glug

there goes the 3rd can of piss lads

starting to feel it now

>>69794417
My mate once saw a man knock out a horse

>>69794263
No one gives a fuck about you

>>69794441
i still do that but in test drive unlimited

pretty comfy 2bh

>>69794470
Bucks

>be American
>apply for mortgage on mcmansion I can't afford
>cause global meltdown

>>69794472
s'brew?

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>>69794417
>Shark
>Airway

>>69794338
shut the fuck up you fucking dick wipe

>>69794446
hmmmmmmmmm

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>>69794446
What's sad about dead Americans?

>>69794472
Why are you drinking piss

>>69794354
thanks but no, turns out it was The Clash - Rock the Casbah

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>>69794417

>>69794503
tescos value bitter, it's 2.1% piss

i know, the state of my life etc....

keep going through phases where i use my macbook for months and don't turn on my desktop, and then the opposite

dunno why lol windows is shit haha

>>69794533
bad post

>>69794524
is anger a side effect of smoking or were you like that before

The real tragedy is that to solve the migrant crisis, the EU needed more power not less.

The crisis was literally caused by the Big Five not wanting to surrender sovereignty to an Brussels and an EU army and the likes. The EU was only ever going to achieve true democratic institutions if it could also have the same sovereignty as its constituent countries.

That's why migrants simply moved from one country to the next in order to find a way in. because there was no single policy.

We should have supported the EU to let it be like the US federal government.

For those of you who think that would have let more migrants in, several european countries have the same opposition to immigrants as the UK. And having a central government control a continent sized country hardly hurt the USA in that regard

>be American
>get sick
>can't afford the ambulance ride
>die

>>69794545
having to reemphasise it lad
the utter state of you

>>69794535
because it makes me forget

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>>69794545
>2.1%

>>69794375

Barrett life

was going to watch james may reassembler but i just wasn't in the calm mood i would need to be

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>>69794584
Good post

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I've actually survived a hanging attempt (clinical deppression about 4 years ago, better now). As soon as I lost my footing there was an imediate blind panic to survive. That lasted about 5 seconds, then as I lost conciousness I was calm and happy, though my body was still jerking. I woke up, the cord having snapped just after I blacked out, and though for months after, I wished I had died, the relief upon waking up from what I thought at the time was my death was the catalyst that wventually got me out of deppression. Never shared that story, and no one knows I did it

>>69794572
didnt read lol

>>69794545
fucking hell mate give me your paypal and i'll pay for you to get some decent booze

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>i don't smoke
>smoking is bad
>i really care if i die of cancer when i'm 75

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>>69794618

>>69794605
it's a £1 for 4 cans mate

>>69794584
They literally throw you out of the ambulance if they figure out you can't afford it. Mental

>>69794533

Edgy

>>69794618
*saves all your rare felicities*

>>69794263
stop shifting goalposts you insect

>>69794182
this is some 77th brigade psyop matrix pseudo-ironic calcified-eyes shit

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>I've actually survived a hanging attempt

>>69794626
that's because your body releases dmt as you die and you tripped and experienced ego death and the opening of your third eye

>>69794634
don't have paypal mate

thanks anyway though

>>69794545

would rupture your bladder before you got pissed on that

anyone got snow yet?

>>69794639
this is a shop and not a particularly convincing one at that

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>>69794639
As if you could do better

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getting in the daily dose of cultural enrichment in lads

>>69794681
How does he poo

>>69794684
where do you live

post redpill choons for a wednesday night 2bh lads
https://youtu.be/ctYQ_HizxJs
https://youtu.be/A7PZPMDIuuw

Vidyas making me angry lads

>the only way to beat one addiction is to replace it with another addiction

Is this true lads?

>>69794716
British men don't deserve British women 2bh, they need the BYC

>>69794686
i'm drinking it on an empty stomach mate

i can feel it now after 3 cans

>>69794626
get a grip lmao

I just found out one of my ancestors was foreign. Wtf I love uncontrolled mass immigration now.

>>69794742
>feeling it after the equivalent of one normal can
lmoa

>>69794572
Fuck off, the migrant crisis was caused by America

I reckon that I could probably knock out any yank that's posted here

>>69794731
london

neasdon to be precise, about 4 mins from the tube

>>69794696
Yeah mate sniffed a quarter of a grand of it tonight

i'm a good samaritan

>>69794766
>tfw started feeling pissed after a can of dark fruits the other week

state of my liver

@69794708
It's literally off Google images you fucking odious cunt

Wtf? Nigel Farage has a German Wife? Then he is a complete hypocrite for wanting boarder controls.

>>69794740
no you also have the choice not to replace the addiction

>be yank
>have to drive 20 miles to "pop to the shop" for a can of Coke

>>69794634
get a load of richie rich over here

FOB

>>69794766
only reason i can afford to get drunk is because I'm a 65kg runt

>>69794740
you will never be happy until you find your religion, whatever it is. the thing that gives you a reason to get out of bed in the morning. until you find that you will bounce from addiction to addiction, vice to vice, until you are old and tired and you are just as lost and without hope as you were when you were 18. most people will never find it and will die confused and wishing they had more time

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>>69794741
>they need the BYC
Yanks don't have big cocks.

>>69794849
>pop to the shop

no one says this

>>69794787
meet me behind the salford tescos at midnight tomorrow, twat

Rage Against The Machine are the ULTIMATE guilty pleasure band xxx

>>69794824
No he isn't you retard

>>69794739
gay

>>69794852
i weigh 16kg more than you, think of the havoc i could wreak upon your boipussy

>>69794813
i was a heavy daily drinker for 6 years and i didn't get pissed any easier by the end if anything it was much harder

>>69794872
i'll pop your fucking head off your neck if you don't wind it in pal

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>>69794716

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ECu5n4v7nK

mate comes into the house about 6 times a day with a packet of crisps, i ask him why he doesn't buy a multipacket, he says he wouldn't be able to stop himself

>>69794835
But I feel compelled to do something with my time other than the thing I'm trying to beat

>>69794865
Hear lots of people finding Jesus
Maybe I'll take that up

>Assange leaks illegal activity of the bankers the bonuses
>wtf Assange is a hero

>Assange leaks illegal activity of the left
>wtf Assange is a Russian plant fake news

fucking hate jf who live in london and act like they represent it

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>>69794896

>>69794626
I tried to hang myself by wrapping a bunch of wires around my neck and then tying the wires to the door handle of my bedroom door and then sat down against the door with the wires around my neck. I saw a gif of someone hanging themselves that way a few years ago on /b/. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the wires tight enough to the point where I couldn't breath, so I gave up and got drunk instead lmao.

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need a gf with a nice tum

>>69794867
LITTLE

>>69794907
I've had the shit kicked out of many times by my dad and by other people who I picked fights with

I'm not scared of it happening again, especially now that I'm a bit tipsy

>>69794954
BRITISH

>>69794872
No one says it because yanks literally can't do it

>>69794953
wew who is she

>>69794872
i do

>>69794954
WHITE

>>69794953
I could deck her easliy m8, tone but no muscle mass

>>69794971
SMIBBLY BIBBLY

>>69794971
ahem

AMERICAN

>>69794813
fuck off that's literally me

>>69795011
COCKS

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fall in love with every girl that shows me the slightest bit of attention

>>69794889
>going up north
think you lot are brain damaged enough without my fist helping that out more lad

>>69794977
rachel cook

>Little British-American cocks
sounds about right

>>69794953
Body of a 12 year old boy, fuck off nonce

>niece is applying for university
>her form tutor prepared a list of things she could do to help her application
>"volunteer at a refugee camp" is on the list

Her dad (who is an actual cuckold) sees nothing wrong with this and my sister thinks it is a great idea to send her 17 year old child to a refugee camp in fucking France or Africa or Wales or wherever they put them. She had never even mentioned such a thing before, now she is determined it will be the only thing to get her into university

>>69795031
I also do this
It's just extreme desperation

>>69794867
bigger than congo lads lol. Why are all the white bois got tiny dicks

>>69794739
this is very sad.
Hope it isn't you lad

status of the gullet: consumed 3 cans of tesco value runt bitter and a 1/3 of a pack of tesco value digestives

feeling good for the first time today

>>69795042
Sounds bigger than yours

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>>69795046
>t. "high test alpha male"

>>69794918
>>69794918
>>69794918
you forgot to say hey back lads

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JUST

just ate faheeters

when is alfieaestethics coming back?WHat did you do to him?

>>69794867
>i've got a green sized willy
nice feeling knowing that i could give a woman JUST as much pleasure as a hungarian lad could

>>69795100
No, just an actual man who doesn't still fawn over little girls

>>69795031
used to do this

then i fucked a girl and then i fucked a hotter girl and now my standards are normal

waheeey

>>69795085
>Why are all the white bois got tiny dicks
Most whites are american

>>69795068
send your sister some of the news articles about what happens to women who try to help refugees

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The gf

>>69795121
myself in the high heels

>>69794227
trying to bait the "A bit gay" response, you're fucking transparent

>>69795121
when will they learn?

>>69795031
not about this

>>69795121
me on the left

NEW skepta lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68MGyS57w9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68MGyS57w9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68MGyS57w9U

>>69795121
the lad on the left will probably do alright as well, he's not a bad look chap. bet he'll snag a 7/10 or something.

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>>69795118
Kys

>>69795068
i wank to the thought of her tight cunny being enriched by big eritrean cocks against her will

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facial hair growing out of control

found out my gf was cheating on me from a snapchat video of her getting shagged by a load of niggers

https://twitter.com/dailyroadman/status/819236083976306697

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>>69795172

>>69795172
>the ladies call me the royal mail because i've got the total package

ah yes

>>69795172
don't rate him any more

this was okay though

>>69795201
I can already tell you have shit cheekbones lad

Ngl lads I have no idea what the fuck "grime" even is
it's what they call the current darkie music scene in the UK or what

alri tits

>>69795175

t. lad on the left

>>69795249
Its like rap but British and faster

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>>69795217
phwoar

>>69795209
fucking revolting

>>69795217
10/10 body

her face will age like fine milk though

>>69795046
>Body of a 12 year old boy
you'd know right?

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>i wank to the thought of her tight cunny being enriched by big eritrean cocks against her will

>>69795250
alri la

>>69795172
also this isn't new it's from like 2010

>>69795172
Chelsea smile sounds better than Glasgow smile

>>69795249
rapping over beats derived from garage as opposed to funk

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>69795283
think everyone here knows what a body of a 12 year old boy looks like because we were all 12 years old at one point you fucking retard

>>69795312
you're right i'm a retard

>>69795209
what the FUCK is going on here

she seems possessed by drugs

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>>69795144
mine

>>69795274
phwoar are they canadian

>>69795297
sapnin

Your opinion on JFK?

>>69795283
Yes because I went to a place called school when I was a little lad, did you?

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>>69795357
i don't know
these ones are (sourced from my 'gram feed)

shall i tell you why i'm drinking on wednesday evening

I know I know you'll say "because I am the pozz cuckold" bu tthat's not the case at all

the gf has realised I'm breaking up with her

>>69795326
hello paco

>>69795323
>stats: 5'9 135lbs

>>69795217
HIGHLY peng
is that josefina?

SOOMALOOMADOOMALOOMAYOUASSUMINIMAHUMAN

gf wants me to get her insured on my car but i really don't trust her driving

can anyone think of a clever excuse that i can give her that she won't question

I hate it when this happens. Can never trust the little ones with your drinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbLMCSsfOmE

>>69795334
I wasn't

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Cuckland yes

>>69795367
flashy and overrated

like a white 1960s obama

nixon would have been GOAT if he wasnt such a paranoid lunatic

>>69795367
FBI murdered him because he was a catholic commie.

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LSD is not some silly £4 recreation. Every government, every medical institution, every doctor warns you you'll lose your mind, you'll lose your body if you do it. If you do it anyway that's more than a £4 kick. You're laying your blue chips on the table as great men have always done throughout history.

The official opposition to psychedelics really tests the sincerity, the courage of anyone who takes LSD. The trip has always been difficult, it's the death-rebirth, the trip of Dante, of St Thomas Aquinas, St Augustine, of Ulysses.
It's not an easy way out, it's the toughest yoga of all.

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>>69795367
A dead yank is a good yank

>>69795323
>uses full name and pic of himself on a forum
>5'9''
oh man

>>69795249
>current
it's been around for nearly 15 years

>>69795446
alri grandad

>>69795387
bufftings

dance into the fire

that fatal kiss is all we need

irish subhuman, now i understand why the british despise you and consider you the n-word of their island

>>69795479
L
O
L

>he's older than 20

Fuck off to the Daily Mail comments section, grandad.

>>69795424
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest or some shit

>A dead yank is a good yank

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>>69795478
Do you own a pair of these bad boys?

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>>69795414

lefty shithole

>>69795438
nothing wrong with being an obnoxious drunk 5'9 lad is there?

especially one whose gf is becoming the ex gf right

>>69795367
unironically my biggest idol

try to look and act like jfk in every way possible

>>69795409
Why are you watching little girls?

'rents want to chat about their "concerns" tonight

>>69795468
nonce

hahahahahaha

>>69795424
>Every government, every medical institution, every doctor warns you you'll lose your mind, you'll lose your body if you do it.
nobody says that

>>69795498
kek

>>69795514
no

i almost exclusively wear chucks

>>69795426
Rasheed desu.

Only rasheeds and abnormies dislike yanks. When I studied abroad at York Uni I made loads of normal, white, british friends.

They didn't give a shit that I was a yank besides a bit of light hearted banter

>>69795523
what are the so-called concerns

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>>69795479
excellent post

>>69795409
Why do these girls have beer bellies wtf

>>69795498
roaring

>>69795514
>wearing tennis shoes and not playing tennis

Nonce tier

>>69795367
talked like mayor quimby from the simpsons

monkey

>>69795334
>we were all 12
i bet it would be easy for you to remember such a time
>>69795373
yeah but i didn't stare at the other boys mate

>>69794101
Also here's the full video of that. I was rused too
https://streamable.com/c94ol

average mexican iq is 70

>>69795560
about how i missed two classes this morning because i turned off my alarm and fell back asleep

hopefully nothing else haha

>>69795563
girls with beer bellies? what a ghastly concept you dirty cuckold

>>69794101
For the final fucking time, I was picking up a bottle

aj pirata

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>>69795426

death to the west amirite LOL

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>>69795514

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>>69795559
Whiter than you Mr 56%

How recommended is getting instagram to follow people for wank material? I know a few people do it but the only people I actually know IRL who use instagram like this is a girl (!)
It just seems like a waste of time when you can much more easily find porn. Is it because of the whole "it wasn't made for me to wank to so it's better" thing?

>>69795610
think the number of times i attended a lecture last year was single digits desu

waste of time

>images no longer loading

ah yes, very good...

>>69795574
boston brahmin accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLVnICdcTdo

why don't you want the kids at 30 seconds into the video to come to this country and live in safety, rorkes? why do you hate them? why, rorkes?

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the entire irish army is not able to defeat a potato ahahahaha

*gets arse out*

>>69795577

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>69795559
I'm white and English and I have a gf and I hate yanks 2bh

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>>69795624
No only Americans and Germans

going on the 'seek

>>69795659
let's see it then

>>69795414
>in a proty church
would expect nothing less

>>69795589
>yeah but i didn't stare at the other boys mate
You sound the one with a guilty conscience mate

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>69795596
thought you were exaggerating, but according to wikipedia the average back in 2002 was 87

kek

>>69795668
You post on 4chan. You're not a "normie" no matter how hard you try, bud.

currently listening to alternative rock from the early 2000s

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>>69795697

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>>69795668
Good lad

HEAVY rain forecast for tomorrow lads

must not forget my brolly aha x

>>69795559
A yank lass gave me shit head once. Didn't even say sorry

>>69795616
Look at their bellies though, why are they so tubby?

>>69795710
Currently not giving a fuck m8

>>69795675
seeking little girls again you fucking nonce

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>>69795670
y

>>69795723
>rain chance
>100%
FUCK OFF REEEE

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>>69795684
not a pedo after all

hungry but cba to get out of bed

>>69795733
fight me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kP1I6LEAbI

>>69795746
FOY

>>69795684
Looks pure, only your dirty mind is making it filthy

>>69795714
WHO ARE YOU?
I KNOW WHERE THAT DOOR IS

>>69795723
waiting for it to rain for a few days so i can go out to the cow paddock to look for shroomies

must remember to be careful of brown snakes though x

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>>69795683
>said the one bringing up the topic when referring to a healthy woman

>been busy over the past month
>Christmas, exams, and a bunch of assignments due
>don't go on steam at all in that time
>try to log into my account yesterday
>password doesn't work
>contact steam support and get access to my account again
>find out that some paki called muhammed hacked my steam account
>he played nothing but 400 hours of gta v in the last 2 weeks

what a fucking sad runt

>>69795769
WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHERE IS HE

WHAT IS HE DOING

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>>69795760
What the FUCK is wrong with his finger

̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶k̶
edit: doing a poo

>>69795808
gibi is a qt

>>69795724
>>69795668
>>69795635
>replying to the same shit pasta thats been posted for literally over a year

newtwats get off my /brit/

>>69795778
he literally said he would fuck her if she wasn't his daughter, or words to that effect anyway

>>69795782
how have you never seen that photo before?

you in for a ride fa_m

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Should I cop a turtleneck jumper lads? Are they in right now?

>>69795808
please tell me she does hardcore interracial dp creampie scenes

>>69795831
good post

>>69795808
So you're saying she's attractive? Nonce