Felicity In Yanks out edition
What if WW1 never happened
bilinda
very crucial poll or are theresa as she begins to tackle the health and social care crisis in the wake of brexit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12084792>>69790835
banter
>>69790222
fuck that's expensive. don't think I'm gonna bother.
They aren't that bad but I also fell and chipped my front teeth which I had to have filled and has left a slight gap..
a call to arms won't help you now
what's this gimmick of men wearing tights?
keep seeing younger guys wearing shorts over black tights
modern female humour
please note that all of these images have been liked thousands of times, sometimes in the tens of thousands, and the most used reaction emoji is the laughter one. they are shared, women tag their friends in them, and they post "lol this is so you!" to each other.
welcome to the modern world
bangers lads
HEUTE WOLLEN WIR EIN LIEDLEIN SINGEN
>>69790878
Why do yanks build their houses out of MDF if they live in a tornado-prone area?
Obviously it's easier to rebuild but just make them out of bricks to start with and they'll never fall down.
Silly yanks.
>>69790919
"fashionistas" are pretty gay
just look at >>>/fa/
its no coincidence its probably the most wog heavy board
*threads the needle between you*
Karen?
>>69790936
good banter tbf normies mad btfo
GTA V's map was shit
Look at all those shitty mountains only put there to make the map artificially bigger
>>69790878
everyone in denmark is the equivalent of british upper-middle class
even down to their style and furnishings. everything is made in typical hipster fashion with traditional materials. that's basically what hyyge is. surrounding yourself with that.
does anyone have the number for the Ministry of citizenship?
the young chap, Giles I think his name was who installed my telescreen earlier was just an absolute pleasure, a real gentleman
he turned up at 3:30 and had the entire thing installed in my citizencube in time for Mummy May's 4pm broadcast
APOLOGIZE
>>69790936
>modern female humour
>please note that all of these images have been liked thousands of times, sometimes in the tens of thousands, and the most used reaction emoji is the laughter one. they are shared, women tag their friends in them, and they post "lol this is so you!" to each other.
>welcome to the modern world
>>69790993
agree
ought to have just made the city bigger instead
>>69790927
probably quite likely.
I'll try and stop wanking to her.
>>69790993
Yeah how about that
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
can BBC iplayer be the netflix of live tv? it will be behind a paywall all the same as the licence fee will become uneconomical as young people just don't get aerials
>>69791002
love me some danish modern furniture
its like if IKEA made stuff that both looked sleek, was comfortable, and used solid materials/construction.
>>69790901
mate your teeth are fine
apart from that missing one obviously lmao you fucking rotter
wtf i hate women now
>>69791073
Good lad
>>69790993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVtZJo-HqI
>>69790836
what's the dirty bint in yanks for anyway
>watching video about what to expect working as a mechanical engineer
>literally the whole thing is "yeah it's mind numbingly boring and unsatisfying drone work, but i've come to terms with it"
what the fuck have i done
>>69791008
they'd win more if the population weren't so dumb
How does it make you feel knowing that, whilst you shitpost on a Cambodian uphill gardening board, there's literal virgins having more sex than you are?
>>69791105
ahh yes will be reading every single word of this
>>69791002
denmark is full of runts though
glad i don't live there anymore
>>69790940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ir3Y9mT2k
>>69791206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpNvvcTGt0
>>69790978
*shreds your plane with my 30mm gatling gun*
*pippin barks with delight as your parachute fails to open*
>>69791211
extremely fast reply
>>69791224
i understood that reference xd
>>69791184
probably I can imagine it takes the same as the children of british upper middle class. insufferably liberal and entitled.
>>69791253
gotta go fast
Nice cup of Earl Grey followed by a wank for me tonight I reckon lads
how fat is your mum
im 5 foot 11 and 10 stone 2 lbs
>>69791315
mum and sister think I'm anti-Obama just because I won't suck his dick and say he's perfect like everyone else
he was an okay but meh leader, with a mixed legacy. likely a really nice person though, and I guess to the politically illiterate that's all that matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS2bs5GWvIY
really makes you think
>why yes i do discuss politics with my mum
farts are pure rancid atm
Why do so many people refuse to believe that lone lunatics are capable of murdering powerful people? From Jo Cox to JFK it has to be a conspiracy involving the powers that be, it cannot be *JUST* a loner with a gun and some radical ideas
dominos chicken wings are actually pure gash
>>69791412
phoarrrr go on lad give us a sniff
*rips your trousers down and presses my nose into your arsehole*
*SNIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES that's good
>>69791249
literally used to read those
>>69791391
>burial playing in the first minute
big fan
HR manager referred me to a psychiatrist over my "worryingly erratic behaviour"
>>69791361
this is photoshopped
>>69791412
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=carminatives
>>69791249
pippin was the name of my dog that got put down 2 weeks ago :(
>>69791412
>>69791435
JFK actually did know too much though
>>69791412
t. my dog
>>69791367
>mixed legacy
don't mistake me for a tump gimpoid but what was good about Obama's legacy? can't think of anything he's actually done well, not through lack of trying
>>69791486
been fingering the girls again lad?
>>69791495
im not particularly flatulent, but when i am.... oooh when i am
>JFK actually did know too much though
>>69791512
lol
>need to repair something
>work from 9 to 5
>shop closes at 5:30
>3 times in a row have failed to get to said shop in time
>can't go in lunch hour because keep being invited for lunch with people from the organisation
>shop is in the opposite direction from where i'm staying
>have to fuck around in the freezing cold and shitty dark whilst starving
>have to wait till the weekend before i can fix something which I need today
the wagey life is a lie lads.
why the fuck are shops open at the same time everyone is at work ffs.
We Russia now
>>69791435
Who the fuck is that keeps getting posted?
>>69791586
get on the flex time retard
>working fixed hours in 2017
watching the reassembler
>>69791391
>to test the system I ordered hash, ecstacy, and synthetic cannabis
hmmm seems somewhat excessive for a ""test""
>>69791568
he caught me crying my eyes out in the toilets
>>69791512
haha VERY funny post
Funny how I'm responsible for literally three or four classic /brit/ gimmicks and yet I get no respect in this place. Maybe take a moment to think who you're replying to before you post that "funny and epic" insult next time or I might go find somewhere I'm more appreciated....
>>69791367
>likely a really nice person though
you dont get to be POTUS by being a nice person
he is a genius at PR and american economic performance post 2007 has been good. his foreign policy has been a catastrophe though
>>69791526
Yep, he opened his 3rd eye on acid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Pinchot_Meyer#Relationship_with_Kennedy
hungry but got no real food in
surviving on mince pies
>>69791625
why la
>>69791647
fuck i want a mince pie
hmmm not a fan of these posts mocking my dead dog
>>69791545
reversing the 2008 recession is a pretty major achievement
his climate change initiatives have been very well received
he crippled Al Qaeda
gay marriage was alright
>>69791609
2bh i don't think anyone would notice if i snuck out early, there is no formal clock in system from what i can tell.
but it's my first week in the job so i have to be a little bitch about these sorts of things
>>69791662
felt upset
>>69791647
not a bad idea desu, a lot of calories in a mince pie
>>69791625
*tells everyone*
>>69791684
what made you upset
Boss tried to ruck me earlier
if he tries it again I might knock him sparkout
>>69791687
washed down with some milk c:
Reminder that Yanks don't know that Trump means fart ahahahahaha
buy might all my cocaine tommorow night rather than risk waiting until friday and something going wrong me not being able to get it. that'd be TERRIFYING
just head out, say you were in the shitter
>>69791677
>he crippled Al Qaeda
creasing.
Maybe no one fights under the banner of al qaeda any more but that means fuck all, he has significantly increased the ammount of international terrorism
>>69791714
haven't said trump for fart in AEONS
Shan't start saying it now mind you
>>69791677
crippled al qaeda by massively increasing the drone program. anyone could have crippled al qaeda if they had a slavish adoring media willing to turn a blind eye to countless civilian deaths. besides its not like al qaeda have given way to anything better, unless ISIS can be considered better
>>69791724
>buy it all tomorrow
>it's all gone by friday
good luck
why are northerners so poor lads
why don't they just get better jobs
obama is the founder of isis
>>69791596
katelyn nichole davis
love trumps hate
>>69791734
>he has significantly increased the ammount of international terrorism
pretty sure that's Turkey and Saudi Arabia that have done that
guy i know just posted about the trump piss shitpost on the 'gram jajajaja
>>69791755
o'bama founded the ira
trump
>complain about public services
refuse to pay more money for public services
nice contradiction, rorke
the equivalent constantly berating your child and then moaning that they are insecure
https://soundcloud.com/lockjawdnb/over-my-dead-body-cfnklp-001-out-now
tune
*farts*
*Americans elect my fart*
>>69791748
>risking going on a mad bender by snorting cocaine on a thrusday night
nah i'm not that weak willed
business idea: pretty girls have sex with me
>>69791826
>human beings often hold views that contradict one another
you dont say
Donny (dunny) John (toilet) Trump (fart) and he likes getting weed on
>>69791841
crease
>>69791848
Business failed as your assets were seized by me and my massive willy.
>>69791879
LOL
>>69791826
Results can be improved by keeping money spent the same if you increase efficiency
>>69791879
every story can be a comedy story until you include nonces
is trump's hair that colour because he likes to be weed on so much haha xx
Business idea: start using standard form for absurd units of time.
How are you this 2.739726 picoaeons?
Note: 2.739726 picoaeons is one day
nutsack is sweaty lads
business idea : universal gf
>>69791486
i think i know who you are desu
>>69791923
noncing is hilarious though
>>69791879
>Hello, my name is President Toilet Fart, please piss in my mouth
Reminder that in decades to come nation states and closed borders will be viewed in the same wau we currently view apartheid and segregation
>>69791904
>nhs in crisis
>housing crisis
>"just improve efficiency lol'
retard
27 year old lad in work is seeing a 16 year old
Been wanking for 2.739726 picoaeons, fuck me lads I'm ready to blow
>>69791948
doubt it lol
going bonkers over this nonce joke
>>69791953
LOL
>>69791975
Jealous 2bh
>>69791975
frowned upon but legal
>>69792011
spoiler those hogs
>>69791961
>Ahh yes let's just throw money into it without trying to fix any underlying problems!
Retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8j6LQn8XgU
how will cnn recover?
>>69791975
what do they talk about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYTaPxAuNlU&t=672s
from 10:10 to the wheelup is one of the best reloads i've ever heard
jheez
gave me a new appreciation for grime
>>69791959
Very jealous, I wish I had a dreamy 27 year old to fill my bumhole with hot spunk
>>69791961
housing crisis can easily be solved if we cram more people into existing houses
>>69792011
maisie is really inconsistent
>>69792049
just imagine him having to help her with gcse coursework
>>69791953
cucked hard desu
>>69792037
>>69792054
hmmm
>>69792084
Haha, responded to the wrong comment xx
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE THE 45th BURGER KING OF THE UNITED STATES: TOILET BOG FART
REMAIN STANDING FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM
https://youtu.be/cJLUgj94ISs?t=5
ban me mod
>>69792025
even changing things like doctor working hours or housing market distribution you will still be faced with having to hire and build many thousands
>>69792032
not sure how anyone can watch cnn desu, its just so obviously biased
>>69792052
recommend me some grime artists i havent listened to any since middle of last year
>>69792052
fantastic post
>>69792052
choon tbqh lad.
>gave me a new appreciation for grime
>>69792115
LOL
>>69792150
clarko
tfw no jewish gf
>>69792025
But the problem is literally that old efficiencies of scale are being defunded to the point where they break down at the same time as administrative overheads balloon due in no small part to the staffing requirements of constant efficiency drives
>>69792150
Soph Aspin
grime art
@69792183
ur a wasteman pham
Big up Jack Wilkinson on the cam
>François Fillon is a based French culturally conservative and economically liberal Thatcherite
>Marine Le Pen is a nationalist and a socialist who will crash the EU with no survivors
mmh mhh, both are pretty tempting tbqh
now I like Fillon, and I like Le Pen. But which one is better? There's only one way to find out......
boss man gave me the day off
big tings coming lads
Americans think President Bog Fart is classy and sophisticated and buy steaks from him
>LITERALLY EATING FART MEAT
>>69792288
me on new year's eve
>>69792283
I wish the middle one was real
roland from poland - eight crusades weren't enough [afghan dan send]
>>69792292
excuse me, where may I procure some toilet steaks?
>>69792268
Fillon is more likely to win
>>69792288
pay up piggies
>>69792329
literally the future of british music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2L2VjkrLw
>>69792370
large up to novelist for helping squash the beef
bless up senpai x
3rd day off work, lads
>i was pinging off my head from md and coke on sundya morning from around 6am
>didn't know what was real so i started walking into oncoming traffic
>smack my arm against a car travelling 60km
>fall over and start rolling around the road
>people swerving past me
>bystander grabs an ambulance for me
>took me half n hour to comply and didnt believe i was in a real hospital
fuck doing that again
>>69792212
Ahhhh yes public services are being properly defunded aren't they
>>69792311
hehe, was going to post this ;^)
>>69792408
i remember you posting you'd just taken another pinger lmao
>>69792268
>America has to pick between the lesser of two evils
>France gets to pick the better of two greats
lucky frogs
why do roadman wear those small satchel bags
>>69792454
because they're fucking benders
keep emptying that amazon wishlist, pigs, with full knowledge that you will NEVER get this close to me
>>69792481
me on the left requesting oats
bit slow
Tic Tac better get back in his box
>>69792470
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>69792454
that's a paperboy lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBD39o7jkgk
audeka
>>69792557
like you lol
>>69792590
Shan't
>>69790967
Tornados will rek brick buildings
>>69792614
dont get it
>>69790991
agreed
>not even mad desu
why don't americans in tornado alley live underground?
>Donald J. Trump has an on air dispute with BuzzFeed, calling it a "failing pile of garbage".
wailing
>>69792597
>tfw you realise Molymeme has been basing his mannerisms and appearance off of Mussolini's
now THAT'S a risky argument
>>69792557
stop talking about yourself mate
>>69790836
i like felicity
>>69792648
FOY
>sikhs are bro tier they said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWg7kOfzurg
what is the best 10 pack of cigarettes in terms of quality and price
>>69792640
might go to this. jelly?
just found out Lindsay Bluth is a lesbian, not only that but she's Ellen DeGeneres' wife
mud ting
just busted a nut
>>69792717
Sterling Duals
>>69792717
rollies
the so-called scran has arrived
tucking in
>>69792724
kind of
would rather go to an eatbrain/methlab/prspct night teebee haitch
>>69792772
oh crikey
>>69792717
players
>>69792772
alri tubbs
>>69792772
doxxed
>>69792772
i don't even need to see a picture of you to know you're obese
>>69792800
>>69792803
Tasty lads
>>69792816
*doxxes you first*
heh nice try
>>69792816
holy shit this
doxxed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_kb9J7w7bE
this man will literally be the president of the united states in 9 days
screeching
>>69792856
'za does look good tbf
>>69792854
i weigh 10 stone i'm just really unhealthy
>>69792883
loaded with cheese, proper nice
>>69792772
>diet coke
P O T T E R Y
>>69792772
hmmm
im starving care to share with me
>>69792727
I've got more bad news mate
Not only is she Dory's missus she's from Melbourne
will stop being a manlet soon lads
not cheap or pleasant but worth it
RIP to somebody smelly
>>69792913
going to bed soonish don't want the sugar
>>69792915
no
>>69792883
yeah them radioactive peppers look tidy
>>69792862
lmao he's a proper mong
got a g of coke in for the weekend
>>69792935
that's horrible
pintle is hard
>>69792648
shit, good point haha
soon
>>69792772
looks like shit why are UK takeaways so dire
>>69793007
maybe because your country is 90% pakis
>>69792998
>Checkoslarabia
>>69792998
it's amazing that /pol/ doesn't have to edit ben garrison comics anymore
>>69792998
>used to feel sorry for Ben Garrison with the /pol/ edits
>turns out he's actually a turbororke
>>69793007
>muh currywurst
fuck off gayboy
just farted
>>69793055
currywurst is good though
looool takes me back hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdy-_WXul80
>>69793007
you won't share any pakis with us
just took a brisk walk outside
the balls are absolutely frigid
>>69792772
DOXXED
>>67344176
>>67455883
>>68837352
>>69528923
drinking a can of liberal tears
>>69793119
>tfw don't even post each time i get a takeaway
the key is me calling it scran every time
>>69791512
Sorry about that anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwYiPwkwbc
>>69793159
If you died in a house fire, I'd laugh my fucking tits off.
>>69793199
why
>>69793159
i see you post it here a lot because i'm on this website 24/7
i hearby christen you "scranlad"
>>69793119
can only imagine the state of his pineal gland
>>69793218
*lets you bless me*
hmmm yes
>>69793253
wide open
>>69793284
i found it quite funny desu
>>69792717
chesterfields
>>69793268
where do you order from? it always looks nice desu
Obama was a terrible president.
>>69793301
gonna watch it now, I think I'm gonna enjoy it too
>>69793291
Why has that lady got no clothes on?
>>69793268
your pineal gland doesn't open, your third eye does you utter fucking clown
can't believe such calcified runts post amongst enlightened demigods such as myself
get back to your runt slop
>>69793317
there's like 4-5 different ones i get it from and they're all pretty similar
i never really post when i get chinese because it looks horrible on camera
it's always tasty regardless
>>69793291
clear this filth up, Janny
>>69793291
MOAR
>>69793291
oh my
Is Tiffany Trump hot?
Don't hear much about her.
>>69793348
she clearly has socks on
pineal gland is literally oozing DMT lads
>>69793383
not as fit as Ivanka tbqh
>>69793348
that's how she makes money la
got a bigger willy than anyone in here and NO I don't need to prove it
Posing while on the 'cise bike
>>69790936
... and then wonder where all the good men are.
>>69793284
Hard to believe this is a grown man.
>>69793416
Who is it desu
why are there so many trannies at agdq
>>69793468
*resets your calories just as you look down*
woops haha
posting just to see what this is
>tfw male girl on 4chan
>>69793468
3 minutes and 19 seconds is nothing to show off about
>>69793291
unironically went to school with here lmao
>>69793514
I've just got on it
>>69793284
Imagine being this melodramatic lol
>>69793497
I seriously hope you guys don't do this...
>>69793509
>male girl
>>69793477
alex clark is her name irl
>>69793383
hmmm
>>69793383
gets the neurons firing
Howling
*sets up a long shelf life food company then starts conspiracy theories about the coming apcolpyse*
>>69793602
Makes me feel sad.
>>69793619
genuine mentalist
looking forward to more of this for the next 4 years
>>69793602
looks like he is going to miss
>>69793602
They start young over there
BARACK OBAMAS TEARFUL TRIBUTE TO HIS WIFE
yeah great but I'm struggling to think of anything he actually did as president other than pose for le funny pictures and buzzfeed videos
>>69793645
*rubs your belly and nuzzles your neck with my nose*
let me cheer you up
>>69793602
lmoa
>>69793602
ah yes, the so called, self styled "religion" of "peace"
>>69793619
Really have to hand it to the yanks, their politics are so much more entertaining than anyone elses.
>>69793668
Your tense is all wrong, mong.
>>69793602
trump hair!!!
>>69793565
Nice one lad
>here lad there's gonna be an apocalypse tomorrow
>thanks mate I'd better buy some long shelf life food
Fucked off my rocker lads
>>69793665
Auto bailout
Obamacare
Dodd-Frank
Stimulus package
Not that hard desu
>>69793675
Duterte is pretty based
>>69793716
me in 30 mins
>>69793694
explain lad
Why hasn't Israel been attacked by IS?
>>69793605
Looks like some fucked up face from some hentai, can get into.
I'm probably into non-attractive (or conventionally attractive) women in general, really fantastic what my open mind and my history of low self esteem has done.
i wank a lot, but i still cum buckets
i had 4 wanks yesterday
then when i woke up today i had another, shot out 4 large ropes
i'm practically overdosing on testosterone
>>69793721
but what did he do for me, who cares about america
>>69793665
Affordable Care act, Btfo racists, killed gadaffi and popularised golf among African Americans
lads i think i might be retarded
>>69790940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXcQF1205o8
>>69793712
got one 500ml cardboard carton thing of long life uht milk just in case everything goes to shit desu
i'm the kind of guy that waits for the Pokemon trainers to turn around before proceeding and avoids all the grass
>>69793781
why
>>69793734
You're implying someone else is doing the nozzling
>>69793787
milk lad loves his prepping
>>69793801
fucking casual
>>69793665
stop reposting this we already told you
>>69793738
They literally just were
>>69793552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV85NUN8mrA
*drunk russian man falling down*
Felicity is the most perfect thing to come out of this shithole
>>69793801
I'd always go into the E4 with low level mons, makes it more interesting
>>69793770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpu8u4ghZ2E
>>69793811
i fucked everything up even though i had a belter of a winning hand
>>69793738
God protects them because they're his chosen ppl
>>69793818
hmmmm don't really understand
>>69793733
I have absolutely zero restraint
>>69793822
it's actually because i never drink milk and it's just in case i need to drink milk some day lol
>>69793738
You mean terrorist attack or actually tried to invade them?
They wouldn't be able to do the second one because Israel have a modern army with up to date western hardware
>>69793774
>popularised golf among African Americans
this is the worst
>>69793673
the guy being killed is a muslim
let's be real though
trump is a russian puppet
>>69790993
Haha yeah cool lets just have endless city streets woooooo
DENNAL PLAN
ah yes
AH yes overrated console games
>>69793774
>Btfo racists
he didnt though
america is more racially divided than ever, both blacks and whites are more racist now than when obama got elected
bought an ancestry membership to prove to my grandpa that i'm related to the princess of monaco
>>69793934
sorry that you were a billy no mates and dont have good memories of playing halo with all the mates until 5am
stick to your virgin tier pc games
>>69793931
that's all the proof I need
Bought a 0.3g sample of dark net coke and I was just gonna have a single line to try it out and leave the rest for Friday
It's all gone now
>>69793877
mines more to do with the alcohol taking time to affect me haha i don't have any restraint either
>>69793904
Le big evil Russian bear is out to get us
>>69793966
>halo 1
alri grandad
>>69793966
FONT & FOY
>>69793934
Ah yes Battlefield One
bloodborne fps on pc: 0
pcfats btfo
>>69794000
am 25 tbf
>>69793904
How come when lefties spout shit with no evidence it's ok?
ahh yes, ah yes
>>69793966
used to skip school and host system links at my house with friends back in 2002 or so, great times
>>69793904
according to CNN everyone on earth apart from Obama and Hillary are russian puppets
>>69793987
Should get on the coke lad
>>69793984
just downed two cans of piss
>>69794030
what are you even on about? There is plenty of evidence
>>69793931
Thought that said Korean lol
What am I like?
>>69793931
>tfw you actually have this sura memorised
>>69793876
you should have taken out the "my" otherwise youre mixing up third person with first person
>>69794058
there is literally none (all fabricated)
on my second tin of cider already a bit tipsy haha
>>69794054
can't afford anything but low grade alcohol lad
on a good day I'll be able to get my hands on a 35cl bottle of rum
>>69794058
such as?
>>69794055
ulster
Best British athletes:
Tyson fury - not English, gypo
Gareth bale - Welsh
Bisping - Cypriot
Murray - Scottish
Mcilroy - Nitish
Chris hoy - Scottish
Christ froome - Kenyan
Mark Cavendish - Manx
Mo Farah - Somalian
Alistair cook - swarthy Welsh
Why is englel so bad?
>>69794095
i understand now, ta
Fucking hell I put the toaster on a low setting and the toast still burnt
Fucking Russians hacking my toaster
>>69794127
Froome isn't Kenyan.
Brownlee brothers are English.
Are you afraid of the future?
>>69794127
What do you class as English?
>>69794234
No as long it involves me being ded soon.
>>69794234
what else is there to be afraid of?
>>69794280
Anglo-Saxon