/cum/

>>69786030
**BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFTTTTTTTTT**

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>>69785571
>Time for anons to stop acting like you don't visit reddit every day multiple times a day.
I don't, it's crap. Even the STEM- or DIY-related subreddits are borderline intolerable.

>>69786139

the bottom left one is so cute.

So, I met a Vietnamese girl on Omegle, and we've been friends for awhile. We skype almost daily, and she's super cute.

Now, I've heard of the scams where the girl will ask a man for plane tickets and he buys them and then she runs away after illegally immigrating, and I've heard of the scams where the guy buys tickets to visit her and gets mugged or she never shows up.

But she wants to visit me, and she's saving the money to buy the plane tickets herself.
Is there a potential scam here, or am I in the clear as long as I don't contribute a single penny and I meet her in a public area with lots of people?

>>69786218
>But she wants to visit me, and she's saving the money to buy the plane tickets herself.

She really likes you then.

You should meet her at a hotel room desu.

>>69786030
who girl here

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post buses

>>69786327
pedo

why do women love it so much when I put my wee wee inside of their anus?

>>69786218
keep it in your own thread buddy

SOMEBODY WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0YvvJsoCdk

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Rate my leaf OC /cum/

I CUM IN THE FUCK

>>69786030
Germans aren't people.
Don't ever make a /cum/ again.

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>>69786460

Hillary Clinton won the popular vote & is our rightful President. I do not recognize Usurper Trump as POTUS.

>>69786218
have you or had you ever had a relationship before?

are you really that easy to sucker your money to some stranger?

think about it carefully stupid

It's a disaster, bros. I promised her we would try to have sex again today. We would try again. I was gonna try to relax more and just enjoy it and hopefully my body would react normally, unhindered by anxiety, and I'd get hard for her. So we watched a movie. But as it ended I started dreading it, she sat in my lap and we made out and I knew immediately I just wanted out. I was so nervous and anxious that I wouldn't get hard for her again, it was impossible to just relax and enjoy the moment, so I just told her immediately, and she got super disappointed and left. She's holed up in the bathroom now. And I obviously feel like a sack of shit.

Maybe I should go find a therapist or something. This is real bad. I don't want to lose her. I love her. I only want things to be good.

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>school & work start in less than a week

>>69788113
good luck son

>>69788067
>I can't read

Retard

>>69788096
how hard is it to get cialis in sweden?

>>69788096
50mg zinc evey night.

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>>69786460
beep beep

>>69788096
ask her to peg you

>>69788096
you might be gay bro

>>69788009
there is no "us" in potus

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>>69788157
tanks

>>69788096
Go to a doctor and get some meds, anon.

>>69788311
I never noticed that bottle of moisturizer

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This Doggo Wants a Treat

>>69788096
openly talk to her about your problem, my exgf used to get mad because i couldn't cum and she felt unwanted or unattractive, your girl might be going through the same thought process.
Just tell her that you're fucked up in the head and that you want her to hang in there, to go slower or to be more kinky about it, either that or get drunk on whine with her and eat her like crazy.
maybe you could explore her body inch by inch before moving into straight up sex, do her some oral or playing with her, there are several ways besides penetration that make a girl cum, and once you reached that point you'll have more confidence in goinginside f am. |

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>>69788193
excellent bus content

>>69788096

Nigga you gay.

>>69788481
beautiful. nubian. masterpiece.

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>>69788096
Thta's a horrible feel that I'm familiar with bröder

>>69788904

Negro tu joto.

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hello, how are you /cum/

>>69788930
nope, condoms hurt my dick so i can only fuck bareback

i am good

>>69788936
You're at a bar and this guy slaps your gf's ass, what do you do?

>>69788985
There are different size condoms senpai.

>>69888888

>>69789121
in my experience there aren't that many differences among commercial brands, the only ones comfortable enough are custom made in the UK

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who /high IQ/ here?

>>69789038
i cant do anything he took my gf

>>69789647
does 98 count as a high IQ

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Bring best burger shop to Nihon please ;o;
Macodonaldo is like a shit now

Good afternoon /cum/

>>69789647
Doesn't mean much. Feynman reportedly had a 125. Raven's progressive matrices are fun though.

>>69789707
100 is average.

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>>69789647
>tfw IQ 101

>>69789732
Best burger is made from the heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-l0ore9EH4

>>69789777
gooood tripp s

>>69789846
i'm a brainlet then
fuck my life

>>69789777
čīle

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>>69789777
Good afternoon, Chile

>>69789949
You're higher than average for a cow, otis.

someone link a reliable iq test.

>>69789949
You're average. I wouldn't put too much thought into it. Not every mental skill is easily quantified like visual pattern recognition.

>>69790167
The only "reliable" test is administered in a testing center with a proctor.

>>69789901
I really like this type of music and strings.
what is this called?

>>69790167
iq isnt real

>>69790087
t-thanks

>>69790042
hello baja-chan

>>69790042
Post man-tits.

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2017 is the year of the first kissu, I can feel it

>>69790691
It feels awkward the very first time, but you'll be fine.

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>>69790766
I'm not concerned with how awkward it'll be, Chad
The trouble is finding a girl who isnt completely disgusted with me. I've gone 25 years on this Earth without a kissu, so i suppose it wont be that bad if I fail this year

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>>69790691
Never happen. Some people just aren't meant to have any amount of joy in life.

>>69790691
*gets cold sore*

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>>69790821
Bajachan is a girl friendo
She has lines of suitors around the block, but she's a bbc only type of gal ;^)

women belon in the kitchen

>>69790981
Bajachan is a fat mestizo in his early forties that got either too much or not enough attention from his mother.

>>69790981
he is actually a dude from baja Sur

My cat is trying to rape me
Help

>>69791173
Lock him in the bathroom. Even with lube his barbed penis will rip your asshole to shreds.

>>69791234
She's a girl

>>69791277
how do you know
has ''she'' sended you nudes?

>>69791277
Yeah, with a pair of greasy brown mestizo balls between """her""" legs.

>>69791382
My cat?
>>69791371
She keeps trying to knead my balls and is being very aggressive rubbing against me

>>69791434
get her fixed

Why are the best States (North East and West Coast) democrats and the worst States (flyovers) republicans?

>>69791434
Excuse me. I thought you were responding to me in reference to other conversation; thought you were saying BajaChan is a girl when that is not the fact. Boy though, this misunderstanding has given me a good chuckle.

>mom said she was disappointed in my math grade (I had a D-)
>I tell her to fuck of and call her a piece of shit
>she starts crying
>I call her a little bitch and walk away
Why do parents expect me to do well? I never asked to be born.

I weep for my people.
Why do you hate us so, white man? What did we do to deserve the destruction of our culture?

>>69791532
kys

A record of the delightful piece they're going to play this evening

>>69791479
she is though

>>69791645
This is a recording
This is a record

>>69791558
Fuck off back to the reservation. I have no idea how you got an internet connection and I'm really mad that you are online right now. WHY THE FUCK DID WE LET YOU LITTLE ROACHES LIVE?

>>69791633
Nice shitpost you subhuman leaf

>>69791532
Why are you so rude Anon?

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>>69791532

>>69791717
then she's just being a cat

cats kneed

>>69791532
holy fuck, kill your self

pretty sure 70% of /cum/ posters have at least one of the following SNS account

>facebook
>twitter
>instagram
>tumblr
>deviantart

>>69791838
Why my balls though T_T

Realistically, would there be any negatives to native genocide apart from leftist butthurt (kind of a positive effect actually)?

I mean, when they're gone they're gone. Have they ever actually contributed to post-colonial America?

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>>69791853
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope

>>69791862
cats don't know human biology

they are stupid and just know you're warm, pet them, and feed them.

>>69791853
upboted

>>69791853
yes
yes
yes
yes
no

>>69791882
god chosen 30% then

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>>69791883
>calling my cat stupid
Time to die, leaf

>>69791747
Where does this misplaced anger come from? Why are you so dearly hateful to a people who only ever tried to help you, to welcome you with open arms?
Be at peace, Needonnisug. We are all one people.

>>69791910
even dogs are considered to be at best, smart as toddlers

>>69791853
no
no
no
no
no

>>69791747
he's shitposting, dumb ass

>>69791952
Me too :)

>>69791853
yes
no
yes
no
no

>>69791937
My cat is smarter than most humans I know desu

>>69791940
>>69791882
>being a psycho according to society

HOLY FUCK I LVOE THIS SONG

>>69791937
Whatever buddy, my bird is smarter than your dog.

>>69791853
What does an instagram even do?
>>69792005
I'm probably smarter than your brid though.

>>69791883
>>69791937
Well then they'd know about reproduction
My neighbor's daughter was trying to fuck me all through my teenage years starting when she was 5

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>Hello, my name is President Toilet Fart, please piss in my mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LmfocKbx4o

>>69791980
>My cat is smarter than most humans I know desu
do you live in the midwest?

business idea : ban all posters who've been posting in both /cum/ and /brit/

>>69792078
Hey, fuck you. I am the Wiscomsum.

>>69791952
I'm really not, though.
Can you tell me why you hate my people, white man? I would like to understand what we did to deserve our fate.

>>69792033
toddlers do not know about reproduction so his statement sill makes sense

>>69791994
I talk to friends via whatsapp/ in person.
Dont get the appeal of facebook and now Instagram

>>69791806
Because she expects me to do well? Like who the fuck does she think she is?

*hires Russian prozzies to wee on ya bed then denies it*

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New Agatha video bros
https://youtu.be/ZCiI1SxOYuo

>>69792023
>I'm probably smarter than your bird
Technically you should be, but you're an American so I'm not so sure about that claim.
Can you do basic math?

>>69792078
Yes actually

>history prof is rambling about trumpa gain

>>69792114
That kid tried to grab my dick all the time and once even asked me to lay on top of her

>>69792156
What's that?

>>69792190
complain to the Dean

teachers shouldn't push political opinions on students.

>>69791853
no
no
no
no
no

>>69792190
It's getting boring after some time.
Same with this pro refugee shit.

>>69792190
Some profs are mentioning Trump too.
Only happend too or 3 times though, negative context btw

g = 32ft / s^2

>>69792190
what's a trumpa and what does it gain

Wasn't there chart floating around of people that posted their face either in /cum/ or on /int/? Maybe it's a few years old.

>>69792306
9,81 m/s^2

>>69792365
Yeah very old we need a new one.

>>69792306

>32 ft

kek

>>69792392
I'll post my dumb face to add when someone starts making it.

>>69792378
1.03692*10^-15 lightyear/s^2

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faces of /cum/

I'll start

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hmmmmmm

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>>69792494

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>mexican pharmacy advertisements

>>69792306
>>69792378
>>69792465
The square root of nine is three. . .
>>69792494
Ew, I bet you're a virgin

>>69792506
me on my birthday

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>>69792494
me and the gf

>>69788448
>>69788904
Thanks bros.

I went to bed and we cuddled a bit and after some time I got it sorta hard, she rode me, came, then I got on top, was decently hard actually, went for a while, then I got off as my cock had softened too much and I didn't feel comfortable with keeping on.

She got mad but I got her calmed down after a bit. She thought I was so weird when I was trying to explain why I got off.

Man this is intense, I'm going back to my autism simulators.

>>69792499
Put in your place for shit-talking your superior Russian overlords.

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>>69792494

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>>69792494

>>69792537

t. Vladimir

>>69792378
>comma for a decimal point
why tho

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>big baby is getting angry on live television
oh boy

>>69792537
LITERALLY spoke the truth. I got statistics to back my claims up

>>69792550
t. Dima
>>69792573
>statistics
Back to >>>/pol/

>>69792553
I dont know tbqh

>>69792553
european special snowflakes

>>69792672
Oh shit now your gonna get it. Eat facts bitch!

tai(dot)ee/et/terviseandmed/uuringud/download/189

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Tfw no cute Canadian, Korean, Cornfed bogan, or hairless Latino bf.

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>>69792494
At gates of heaven or hell I'll ask the keeper how many hours I've wasted posting with you assholes. I'm sure I could have become fluent in language in time I've sent down the toilet here.

*makes a excellent post*

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>>69792749
didnt read, unreliable source :DDD
Terveiset.

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>>69792920
>Tervisearenguinstituut
>Unreliable

Niggerwhat

>>69792787
You look like a psycho. Shooting up malls anytime soon?

I wanna make anal sex and piss the poop out of my urethra afterwards

Germans are(?), but atleast where very good.
Why not me?

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>>69793016
That's the closest thing to a compliment as I've received in a very long time. I'll take it as such. And no, I was thinking a kindergarten. Smaller legs mean they move slower.

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im gonna beat tales from the borderlands today anons
then i think i'll start on the game of thrones telltale game
why do i hate myself so

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>>69792991
You literally just typed gibberish.

>>69793075
I meant:
Germans are(?), but atleast where very good chemists.
Why not me?

>>69793109
stop posting my honks.

>>69793086
Just kidding bruh. You look good. God bless.

>>69793086

i think you look fine anon, even classy, perhaps a little bit evil but thats it.

>>69793109
>im gonna beat
Aren't Telltale games just point and click multiple choice slideshows?
"Beat" implies you had to actually make an effort.

>>69793109

why would you play such shitty games

>>69793137
>>69793153
I was being sardonic. Thanks though.

I was kidding about the kindergarten FBI, it's far easier to petrol bomb a church during high mass.

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>>69793131
your whats?

>>69793170
yeah i guess "finish" would be a better word
desu i'm only half paying attention when i play them, also browsing /cum/ on my other monitor

>>69793205
don't judge me ;_;

>>69793205
thought westerners love to play shitty games and be yelling at it

i just watched AVGN tho

dude, chill

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>>69793285

>nipps talking about people loving shitty games

>>69793285
Average person would buy these games because they would enjoy them without irony. Not because they derive entertainment from anger at how absolutely rotten they are.

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>>69793259
People are autistic about that idol you posted named "Honkona" or whatever. It's funny because the best girl in that shit series is Nico Nico Nii, but also Idolm@ster is way better so who even cares?

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>>69793358
oh i just save cute anime girls because i like their expressions
last anime i watched was k-on season 1

>wtf captcha

>>69793358
>>69793259
haha, got 'em (btw idolmaster is shit)

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Afternoon, /cum/

CHIs on my ceiling...

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>I watch K-on

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>>69793427
>btw idolmaster is shit

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love love love this

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>I watch prsima illya

>>69793482
fuck /cum/ baby, i'll snap it's neck

>>69793499
That shit is basically porn, never understood how it could be allowed.

>>69793485
>that kid on the right

BLOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR RAWR XD

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>>69793485

>>69793485
I absolutely detest people who do this to children regardless of ideology. It is terrible to play with an impressionable mind like this especially in this case where they are playing with fire.

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>>69793505

Good evening, hows it going lads?

>>69793505
Get out of my thread you stupid monkey.
Absolute nonce.

>>69793505

you can leave

>>69793555
Have to cycle for work in about eighty minutes. Cold out there with freezing rain in a little bit.

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>>69793485
>not being TRANSCEND
behind
too behind

>>69793559
>>69793548
>>69793575
haha, got 'em!
these are some nice (you)s

>>69793599
>not being a SanDisk

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>>69793630
>giving me a (you) in return
im ok with this

>>69793585
Why do you cycle in winter and such a distance?

What's a good Microsoft Word focused laptop that can also run DotA2?

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>Assfaggots

>>69793690
I'd fuck this dumb slut like the bitch (slutty dog) she is, desu.

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

>>69793703
T430

>>69793703
laughing @ you

>>69793239
You look like some guy who's a bit weird but also clever and philosophical.

>>69793703
Get a Lenovo, that's what I did over black friday. Cheap and good performance.

>>69793739
Can this DotA2? It's only $200.

>>69793703
Macbook wih Wine, chromebook

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>>69793703
>Microsoft Word focused laptop

>>69793703
macbook air™

>>69793696
Cheaper than car ownership. I cycle almost fourteen and a half km round trip for work. I already cycled nearly ten km to visit pharmacy today.

>>69793767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4H8kYp4VUk

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>>69793736
Please don't fuck dogs

You have the power to not fuck dogs

>>69793765
Trolling aside, this, lenovo is a godsend after my last 3 shitty dell and hp laptops died on me.

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>neighbor still plays Pokemon Go and showed me a santa pikachu

>>69793932

I still do, sometimes

I want that complete pokedex/caught list

Bought cumin today and put some in my mince today, feels Mexican.

>>69793932
that's cute

>>69793868
It is my legal right.

>>69793827
If you suck me off i will drive you you poor nerd.

>>69793955
Maybe you'd like a real mexican to cumin your mince

>>69794260
L O L
O
L

>>69794257
Okay Mister German, but first you'll have to emigrate.

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I should have something important to say but I'll just shitpost

>buy coke from vending machine
>two come out

ahh yes

>>69794345
ok, send me the money for the ticket.
how heavy are you btw?

>>69794566
>drinking soda

>>69794571
You're a fag.

>>69794595
i-it's diet

how long do you sleep usually?

want to shorten mine but cant

>>69794711
about 10-12 hours

>>69794603
No, im not, only the bottom one is the fag.

>>69794685
Shut up fatass.

>>69794711
4-5 hours except on weekends where i get 9-10 hours of sleep

>>69794772
you okay with that?

almost half a day

>>69794711
10-12 hours daily usually, not even kidding.

>>69794857
i don't have something to do

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>wasn't able to get job at dunkin donuts today
>hace to go for round 3 of wendys today
ahhhhh

>>69794685
Ever noticed how skinny people don't drink Diet Coke?
-Trump

>>69794949
dont bully the Chirno

>>69794949
Keep putting yourself in at different places. Even if you stay at a goddamn Wendys for a while it'll look better on a resume.

>>69794949
How do they even have any of kind of justification for rejecting low skill-low wage jobs from people willing to do shit?

>>69795057
I put in a few applications and I've been looking around
I'm supposed to get an interview at DD tomorrow since I resubmitted my application today

>>69795084
Didn't reject it but my old application was in another state that used a different website so she couldn't find it

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dumb night

>>69795148
Which role is germany playing in this pic?

>>69795084
The meme where the masters degree college grad looking for mcdonalds job is not a meme

>>69795141
Don't be afraid to submit applications in with the city even.

>>69794949
better than being a NEET anon
you'll love it when that paycheck comes in

>>69795204

thisthisthisthisthis

>>69795181
The dumb faggot that won't stop posting. You stepped into it.

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i just want universal income so i can sleep 12 hours a day

>>69795192
I've been putting in as many as I can
I just want out of fast food

>>69795204
I hope so

>ywn have galactic income to sleep 14 hours a day

>>69795272
COOMMNUISTS
OUT

>>69795290

have you tried retail, like grocery stores/target/etc?

>>69794949
You gonna like it wen deez nutts drag across your face.

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AAAAAAAHHHHH

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>Gargantuan income allows for 24 hours of sleep

>>69795290
I know the feeling. I'm in kind of a rehabilitative state right now - mental health, and I've been in a fast food job right now and I'm looking at actually working an adult job right now as well. Food industry is soul crushing if you have more than two brain cells to rub together.

>>69795336
ugh my first job was at a grocery store after school
facing shelves is the worst fucking job ever
only lasted a month

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>>69795335
communism will win

>>69795427

>facing shelves is the worst

wrong. Being a cashier and being stuck in that space behind the counter for 8 hours is the worst

its how you fuck up your legs because you're just standing there all day

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Well the weather outside is frightful...

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COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM

we need fully automated luxury communism so i can just sit and watch anime/masturbate all day instead of having to do things

>>69795536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSRbD_69yk

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>you will never hang bolsheviks from the top of the kremlin

>>69795336
I put in a few at target but haven't been called yet
The others I've been to aren't hiring for the most part

>>69795379
I'm still struggling to take orders at this point
I'm halfway convinced I should just try to get some kind of physical labor job

>>69795622
sounds awful

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>communism will win

haha oh wow, my 19th personality is so retarded

>>69795536
it's 60 here
a week ago it was in the negatives

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN

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DEATH IS MORE PREFERABLE TO COMMUNISM

>working

>>69795650
>I'm halfway convinced I should just try to get some kind of physical labor job
probably pays better and you basically get paid to work out

>>69795650
Takes a while to get used to. I used to be unable to make eye contact while making a purchase. Now I stand behind a register. I've come a long way and have only had a few panic attacks at work, none too severe either. Once you have it down everything you do behind the counter is rote.
>>69795739
Labor through the city isn't a bad idea, or getting paid to get a license to operate a forklift and then making probably about eighteen bucks minimum shuffling crap back and forth would be too bad for a while. Better than tossing crappy sandwiches out a window.

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>why, yes, I am a right libertarian

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Keep your filthy fucking hands off my Megumin.

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Hello /cum/

>>69795841
Oh no your fictional girl is being called a whore online, what are going to do?
>>69795869
Eat a dick.

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>>69795841

Id rather have best girl instead

>>69795901
Don't tempt me

>>69795869
Hi
Salut
Hola

>>69795869
Hiya

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>>69795841
>my Megumin
we must not allow the filthy bourgeois concept of privte property

>>69795869
Arkansas the almost based!

i want the government to provide me with a nice place to live, a good computer, and a qt gf and no restrictions on me but other people aren't free

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>we must not allow the filthy bourgeois concept of privte property

I know that whole report is bunk but I really wish the hentai hooker theater was real.

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Computer is still busted after I sent it off to be """repaired"""

>>69796003
your image and quote are conflicting

>>69795813
I don't know if I'll ever be able to do drive thru
my first day the manager gave me a headset in the first 10 minutes and had me at the window
I felt like I was gonna have a breakdown

I have a mole on my weenur head

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>your image and quote are conflicting

>>69796071
Look, if I did, I can tell you with certainty that you can.

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my wallpaper desu

>>69796111
Nice straw man in that pic

I really miss the 'could you please shut the dooooor' anon

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beep, beep, beep
calculating.......
finding the optimal solution......
done:

「left for my social benefit
right for your social benefit」


Q.E.D

>>69795948
I'm about to make your ass property of my Size 14 boot you little slanty-eyed faggot.
I hope you're ready for your own personal anal pearl harbor, you stinky commie shit.

>>69796111
Do you have an actual counter-arguement for this fine young gentleman?

>>69796192
How's high school bud?

>>69796192
Communism doesn't work because it encourages mediocrity and stagnation. There is literally no reason to excel under Communism, only to do the absolute bare minimum work expected of you before returning to your identical government housing and enjoying whatever amenities you are fortunate enough to have been provided. Where's the innovation to invent? To improve?

Atheist are stupid because they rejected god without thinking of why the values of Christianity work.

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>How's high school bud?

>>69796451
I guess I'm a communist because that's me in every office job I ever had.

>>69796457
Christian values are a meme

t. supreme meme

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>quote from a superior thinker

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>>69796457
>people are so afraid of dying they literally make up an omnipotent being

religious "values"

>>69796525
I'll turn the other cheek on that one. I forgive you.

>>69796506
Yes, make-work jobs are inherently communist in nature. You are ruled over by your boss and your position is determined by the social pecking order, rather than your actual value as a worker.