/brit/

>>69788453
usa

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watch it carrie

>toblerone
dont ever post this filth again

plymouth is actually an alright place

g'an to bed
hope i don't wake

>>69788492
howling

>/pol/'s piss-fetish shitpost has successfully created a scenario in which the President-Elect declares CNN "Fake News" live on air
wew fucking lads

What have /pol/ become?

>>69788453
https://order-order.com/
Meh.

It's well understood that the immigrant nature of the US and Canada is a big part of what allowed them to become powerful, innovative and successful countries. A steady influx of labor powers industry, and a democratic government and decent social infrastructure draws the best and brightest from around the world. I think people see that to draw the outside talent that they want, the perception of certain areas of Europe as xenophobic or racist needs to improve.

And to answer the question of why Europe needs to be "diverse" and "multicultural"...well, basically, there are a handful of places that people choose to emigrate to. Who wants to move to Saudi Arabia? People move for economic opportunity and they move to find a more free and just society.

So, Europe is a big one, and North America is the other big one. The difference between the two is that North America, for all of the racism and bigotry in it's history, has a sort of process for absorbing new immigrant groups. It's not always smooth or easy, but huge quantities of Irish, German, Greek, Italian, Chinese, African, Japanese, and now increasingly Indian and Middle-Eastern immigrants have been full integrated into the mix. It's strange...the immigration seems to come in waves from certain regions, and within one or two generations those waves are accepted.

Having said that, immigration is very clearly the key to prosperity (and a lot of Europe could use a little bit of that right now...) and many recognize this and are pushing to overthrow the old notions of ethnic identity.

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>>69788492
screaming

>>69788471
id find that fascinating

Exam tomorrow and I haven't revised.

Who /goingtogetkickedoutofuni/ here?

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aesthetic roads

>>69788531
they are unironically at this point a fairly influential secret society which inflects the course of global political discourse

Obama

>by all accounts a decent human being
>not a degenerate
>did the best he could given the support he had
>improved the outlook of the country in general
>married only once, raised kids
>probably one the best orator in the last 40-50 years

Trump
>degenerate
>married at least three times with the most superficial, boobed up, gold digging bimbos
>zero taste. has the most gaudy and flashy shit one could find anywhere
>drinks and showers in whore piss

why does /pol/ like him again?

... me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 11 January 2017 ...

matched with a girl named juliet on the 'der

what's a good first line?

HOW CAN THE MSM RECOVER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDF-8khS3w

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How do we save Woes?

>>69788581
literally anything but shakespeare

STANFORD CONNICUT

>>69788576
>>drinks and showers in whore piss

You already said why go- ugh friend

the absolute state of /pol/

>>106641781
>>106641781
>>106641781
>>106641781
>>106641781

>>69788581
hello juliet
behave yourself and have a wonderful day at school

>>69788617
well done spaz

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... dentist trying to silence me with the vocal cord parasites ...

>>69788617
>dont know how to link across boards
tad bit embarrassing

Is Trump gonna start doing all his meme Twitter shit from @potus soon lmao

http://www.strawpoll.me/12084327

http://www.strawpoll.me/12084327

>>69788576
>>probably one the best orator in the last 40-50 years
Until the teleprompter breaks

>>69788576
dunno it's weird how the same kids who moaned about how we should have a technocracy are now shilling for a moron who rose to power by mobilising other morons

>>69788617
>>>/pol/106641781
sigh let me do your job for you

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best prime minister in history?

>>69788607
this is libel desu

>>69788660
>it's fucking nothing
Fucking Leafs...

Imagine being a chink with a tiny willy lmao

>>69788581
a length action post

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me and the missus lads

rate but don't bully too much please

>>69788649
>no i'm a girl :3 option

smfh

>>69788645
>>69788634
>>69788683
>>69788660
pranked

have a tiny willy but not a chink
doesn't really matter since I'll never have sex anyway

>>69788711
FUCK YOU YOU BASTARD

I'LL GUT YOU YE FUCKEN LEAF TWAT

>>69788645

wouldn't know either tbf. don't care to learn

cbf with nerd shit

>>69788648
>BREAKING NEWS: A NEW TWEET FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
>"Saw Kristen Stewart's new movie. She plays a disgusting, horrible woman! Not much acting involved! You're welcome Rob!"

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Might start watching this anime.

Thoughts?

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>>69788607
>>69788683
>newspapers are literally allowed to dox you

i like canadians

GET BUSY CHILD

Shall be orchestrating a wank within the next 5 minutes

Shall I go on my porn multireddit, /gif/ or ye olde 'hub

Had an imagination wank yesterday so will be treating myself to some pornographic videography today

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>/pol/ makes fake news story about Trump having a piss fetish and being blackmailed by Russians
>they send it to various news organisations
>no news organisation picks it up apart from buzzfeed
>buzzfeed publishes the article and now cnn are pushing it
>will come out as fake
>Trump just called CNN fake news live on air in front of millions
>there stock crumbles
>Trump sues for libel

39D chess

>>69788769
this shouldn't be allowed, regardless of what people do

>>69788760
looks worse than love live and that had a jav star as a voice actress

>>69788769
can you imagine if it was a right wing paper doing this to a leftie youtuber? there'd be riots

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motivate me to go to the gym lads

>>69788823
weird that we live in a time where major news outlets heavily imply that the president elect is guilty of treason

>>69788859
go to the gym

i does this i'm bad grammar i got this

>>69788823
It's not even chess anymore. It's more like 52 pickup and /pol/ are the ones who dropped the deck.

>>69788859
just stay home, you deserve it

>>69788871
weirder that we live in a time when a russian puppet can win the general election

found a new favourite song and i can't stop myself listening to it

worried that i'll stop liking it

>>69788901
alri merkel

>>69788760
have a wonderful time with the show

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>It's more like 52 pickup and /pol/ are the ones who dropped the deck

corbyn is completely utterly unelectable

>>69788920
thanks

>>69788827
I enjoyed Love Live desu, was it confirmed for real that she was a JAV actress though?

>>69788920
I hope so, there is a lot of episodes though.

>Friday is the day after tomorrow
GET IN

>tfw no qt husband to give me a peaceful death
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/5nbpw7/thinking_of_offering_to_help_my_wife/

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BRAAAPPPFFFFFTTTT

>>69788927
So unelectable he won two leadership elections and has been an elected MP for decades

>>69788568
>secret society
>Alexa ranking of 581, and one of the most popular boards

>>69788760
watch k-on instead

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>>69788927
aint too far from the truth

business idea : caffeine-free beer

>>69788983
99.99% of the world's population has no clue what happens on /pol/

>>69788760
looks like moe overload

business idea : beer-free caffeine

>>69788976
ah yes all MPs are future PMs

ah yes he won an election where the electorate were conservatives electing him to eliminate the opposition

>>69788976
Labour is at 26%

don't care about what arrogant students vote in

faheeters for tea

>>69788548
britcuck heres your reply

>the world population is now 7.5 billion
bit scared

Curry for tea lads.

Might be a bit watery but ahh well.

business idea : burn face for permanent beard removal

what the fuck is this #wastehistime2017 normie meme

please tell me it's some kind of advanced satire

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>>69788973
el gato malodoro!

busineesss idea: beer-caffiene free beer caffeine

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imagine coming from a family of literal manlets

>>69788988
Already seen it you knob jockey

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>>69788973
the fukc is that

>>69789081
we'll be fine

it'll peak around 2050

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>watching video about the realities of working as a mechanical engineer
>"there's pretty much no creativity in my job. Actually, the most creative thing i've ever done was Excel programming"
i've made a terrible mistake lads

konosuba s2 desu senpaitachi

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Ohhh, childreeen.
My sister eating chips in America.

>>69789011
99.99% of the world's population has no clue what happens in most places, but i wouldn't term them 'secret societies' because they're ignorant of them
like a facebook group

Big Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac

>>69789128
that's a man

>>69789081
basically what >>69789111 said. The max population we reach will be about 11 billion, then it'll level off. The population of the developed world has been pretty constant for about 100 years

Friendly reminder I could literally heem all you chinless bellends and take this board for myself, so show some respect.

>>69789099
literally my mums family
glad I inherited my dad's height

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>>69789000
HOWLING

>>69789148
me on the right

OBVIOUSLY YE SO BOSSMAN YE THAT SKET GAVE ME UCK YE COZ I LOOK PENG

>>69789089
>#wastehistime2017
go gurl!
>#wastehertime2017
literally shaking rn

>>69789128
>RHCP tee shirt
uuummmmmmmm,,,,,,

>>69789115
>engineering
>creative work
what did you expect

evening

>>69789128
Romanian bender

>>69789148
i recognise this porno
step-mom bangs daughter and her boyfriend, right?

>>69789148
hot desu

>>69788976
You seem to think that Labour party members represent potential Labour voters
>>69789000

>>69788976
all your posts are shit

>>69789183
i don't get it though, is it meant to be a joke?

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>>69789172
If there were*

Silly Brits

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Me and the sister at the American canyon.

>>69789210
i'm not sure

>>69789089
bitter normies engaging in bitter normie activities

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>>69789195
Wow, accurate.

>>69789228
she christian doe?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4110542/Gunman-screaming-Allahu-Akbar-opens-fire-Spanish-supermarket.html

You can't make this shit up

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>British bf 2017 is going to be a failure

>>69789089
That's back? That was a meme in like 2015.

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what's you're opinion on in inheritance tax?

I think it should be 100%

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>>69788453
DELET

Where were you when the house of Lords BTFO the government

*tosses a runt then runs away*
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483875141077.webm

gonna cook dinner lads

what's on the menu you ask?
well haha it's chicken and rice as it is every day!

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>>69789297
>girl (male) gf 2017 is looking to be a success

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>>69789307

>>69789295
As much as normies, yes.

>>69789326
hello /fit/

>>69789325
Literally like being in Brixton

I'm gonna sex you up

>>69789296
how come wogs LITERALLY can;t go a day without some terror attack?
there hasn't been one in any Anglo country in forever, and never a major one in Canada.

>>69789127
konosuba looks super interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB05ztQcMCo

might be watching

>>69789325
I could heem any of those runts

Didn't go to the gym today like the anon from earlier told me to

>>69789347
more like /skinnyfat/

>>69789304
at LEAST 135%

>>69789325
so long gay bowser

*sexes you up*

>>69789304
They should do that then tax the bankers and the bonuses to 100%

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ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ

>>69789304
it should be 0%

might get out of bed and make some toast

can't wait for Trump to put together his Deportation Task Force and his Homosexual Execution Squads desu

>>69789307
when did that happen?

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>>69789428

>>69789325
*autistic screeching*

>>69789428
mike "zap the traps" pence

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>driving GF home
>talking about her day and complaining about people at work
>going on and on
>keep nodding and just saying ''yeah''
>eventually stops talking
>go silent to see if she realises to ask about my day or what I'm doing
>takes her fucking ages to ask and it feels forced as fuck
>talk briefly but cut it off as we arrive at her house and she obviously just wants to go

Ahh yes, love women me.

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>tfw the leader of the 'free' world is going to be a Russian puppet with a watersports fetish

>>69789428
why do you care senpai. Many cucks will exile to the UK

>>69789407
WE

>>69789197
>mom
foy
but yeah, think the mum was a scouser which was an instant binning

>>69789467
WUZ

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applying to be part of Trumps Ministry of Anime & Manga

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>>69789384

>>69789454
>expecting the conversation to be about you
mate

>the moment of divine truth that butts have always been better than boobs

>tfw want to eat several thousand calories of food right now

>>69789325
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujmrcF0ZxU

>>69789555
Trips confirm

>>69789555
good post

venus is bright tonight

>>69789454
you clearly didn't put much effort into listening to her, why should she do different?

reading the swedish general and actually kinda understand it

mental

Can I get buff by eating fat free yogurt?

>>69789628
*spoiler alert* haha jk jk

I got tinder plus as it was only £3, lunch money. I swiped atleast over 500 women age 18 to 20, I am 19, for 4 days. I got 3 matches (all 17 year olds who dont respond), and 5 bots who spamed me the same link. 2000 women don't like me. I feel like a freak. I don't have acne, facial hair, just a clear mixed race dude [irish/sri lankan (arranged/mail marriage) ] face. I posted 3 pics, one of my face, one of me with some girls (strangers I joined in a charity sale once 2 years ago) and me with my neighbours cat.

I start university on a course which is 80% women, maybe i stand a chance. But right now I think I am ugly, I am a freak, I am a loser. I've been crying for the last 30 minutes, I don't even think I'm a real man.

bit cold out

>>69789680
screaming

>>69789454
You both sound like proper twats.

Imagine being an ameridebt

>>69789522
Yeah, you're right. A lot of the time she's so selfless but it seems most women have a selfish streak too.

>>69789638
same shit every day, mate. I do chip into the conversation but most of the time women just want someone to listen to their shit and tell them they're right.

Just wrote a poem:

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of societ, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics

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I'm sorry I wasn't pretty enough
I'm sorry for everything

>>69789656
desu Norwegian/Swedish are actually fairly "easy" to get into as an english speaker
easier than french

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>>69789680

>>69789680
>I've been crying for the last 30 minutes
>I don't even think I'm a real man

You're right about that

>>69789680
sheed

can't imagine being over 20 and still a virgin

>>69789753
real men cry

>>69789710
Why do I sound like a twat? I could have just ignored her or told her to shut up, but I listened to what she had to say.

>>69789747
kinda unironically want to learn swedish or norwegian

maybe danish or dutch too

>>69789680
fuck off paki

Got called Pamperchu in Tesco today

>>69789628
venus, mars, and jupiter is kinda good to watch these days

Can't imagine having sex under the age of 20

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>>69789809

>>69789583
bet he has a massive willy

>>69789794
*nods*

yeah

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>>69789680
got well over 100 matches and I barely touch it
honestly Tinder is a bit shit anyways, honestly met and fucked more girls off interpals

>>69789741
wish i was dead

>>69789855
21

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how about some REAL news

>>69789583
>just throwing the runt to the fully grown silverback
wonder if it died

>>69789889
all fake news

>>69788673
if she bombs argentina, yes.

>>69789799
the Norwegian duolingo is decent, you can honestly pick up some basic phrases pretty quick because of how similar it is.

swedish and norwegian are close enough that you don't need both, and Norwegian is easier for all scandis to understand

but literally 100% of them speak perfect english so there isn't much use in learning aside from as a hobby, Dutch might be a bit better.

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>>69789889
>DRUMPF

>>69789889
doesn't matter
he's a fucking racist

Plotting a wank
Ex or one night stand?

>>69789680
Don't feel bad dude.

the so called northern powerhouse
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/jobless-woman-nicknamed-waynetta-slob-12437801

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lost a tootsie, lads.

What are my options for getting it replaced and how much is it going to cost?

Also, is there any way to straighten teeth without braces. My teeth are decently straight but got one that sticks out slightly that I'd like to get aligned. heard about some kind of invisible, plastic brace that you can wear.

>>69789889
ugh
just hate seeing this xenophobic sexist EVERYWHERE I go

>>69789741
Who's the monster?

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>>69789889
hmm yes very interesting
HOWEVER

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>>69789992
>wanking to your ex

>>69790028
>britteeth

>The European migrant crisis,[n 2] or less precisely European refugee crisis,[n 3]
wahey

Good sketch here lads

https://youtu.be/skUgegwkX9I

>>69789889
DESPERATE

does existing on 4 hours sleep a night in the week do you any harm long term?

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terminally ill mentally

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I call this one the "babykiller"

>>69790028
not sure about the replacement, but invisible braces are like between like £2k and £5k, depending on how long the treatment lasts and the severity of the starting teeth

>>69790078
Margaret Thatcher did and she was alright

>>69790057
One night stand it is then. Ta

imagine voting for a man who said he was going to drain the swamp and then he went and started filling his team with goldman sachs and oil barons

howling x

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>>69789739
beautiful lad x

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>>69790123

>>69790098
>needing a gun to kill a baby

A brick'll do the job

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>>69789867

A 12 year old girl has bigger balls than you

Got a session with my favourite escort tonight lads, beauty of a dominatrix MILF.

Going to be fisted, pegged, sat on, pissed on and then fucked whilst I'm tied up.

Will be a very good night.

>>69790182
Waste of money desu

>>69789357
canada isnt relevant enough to have one

it would be like terrorists targeting fucking new zealand or something

in fact, even new zealand is a bigger player on the global geopolitical scene than fucking canada

>>69790028
>heard about some kind of invisible, plastic brace that you can wear.

they cost a fortune and you'll struggle to get them on the NHS anyway, even though you probably couldn't because i'm guessing you're over 18

there's no way to straighten your teeth without braces otherwise everyone would do it instead of getting braces

>>69790028
I know a girl who lost like 3 teeth and she has fake teeth that she can take in and out.

>>69789680
>2000 women don't like me
you might as well end it all now bro

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this is my (((problem))) solver right here

>>69790182
the idea of shagging prossies doesn't appeal to me but then i snort loads of cocaine and i just can't help myself

>>69790210
It's £150, slightly cheaper because I've been with her 9 times previously, not a single penny wasted.

>>69790263
Good lad

>>69790214
Australia had some though, remember Lindt?

>>69790214
is that why Britain hasn't had one either?

>>69790246
do (they) burn up like witches haha

couple man chasing papers
couple man chasing status
couple man chasing dreams
at 19 i was chasing minors

>>69790263
>shagging escorts on coke

How do you even cum? Especially with a johnny.

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this is my problem solver right here

couple man called me a backup dancer

>>69790098
>isn't even .500
i like the scope though

>>69790210
Can't put a price on great memories.

>>69790179
no she just had a shitty family that she didn't care about hurting :∆)

>>69790281
Aussie security forces are a bit of a joke though
the biggest thing here was that one guy who tried to shoot up parliament but only shot one guy in the back

>>69790298
you either don't or it takes about an hour. you need viagra just to get hard when you're that fucked up on cocaine lmao

love some nuts

>>69789680
>he fell for the tinder meme
youll stand a much better chance in real life, lad

people on the internet have such a high standard compared to real life that its laughable

if you're going to uni in a "uni town" id bet money youll do fine

cheers

can't wait to go and visit the great wall of america

>>69790286
Britain has had some

We haven't had any recently because our police and anti-terror units are bloody top notch

Last islamic motivated terror attack was in 2013 (lee rigby) and the last co-ordinated attack from an actual islamic militant group was in 2005

canada is just irrelevant and most of it is uninhabited anyway
you're basically just another US state, thats how irrelevant and pathetic your "nation" is

what's /pol/s involvement with this piss stuff?

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>>69790301
stand aside kid

>>69790363
Virtually every fucking town and city in the country is a uni town these days desu

Now See that gerbil. Grab that tube. Shove it up my butt. Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole

>>69790400
>tfw you will never understand what all that shit means

It might as well be in fucking Chinese

>>69790400
>Not RPN

Fucking casual

tax is absurdly low. i was getting taxed at 150% what I should and still managed

canada is a combination of the best bets of the nordic countries, britain, france, and america

refute this (you can't)

>>69790380
>Britain has had some
only big one was like 10 years ago

idk if single murders count as major attacks since we've had "religiously motivated" murders too, or attempted murders since unlike England you can't go around with a knife shouting ALLAH without getting decked or your head blown off.

fuck off alberta your posts are shit

>>69790404
>Virtually every fucking town and city in the country is a uni town these days desu
what do you mean? my definition of a uni town is a town where the overwhelming majority is students

>>69790464
yes I can

"no"

see

AHAHAHAH

>>69790457
corp tax should be 0

>>69790457
Fuck off millionaire

>>69790494
>>69790489

not an argument

Have a job interview tomorrow lads.

Business Idea: Raise the taxes on the lowest earners, and lower taxes on the highest earners, and have a 1% corporation tax

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wish one of them ISIS niggas WOULD

Random fact: I actually liked GTA IV's serious setting

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>tfw Mummy May watches me sleep at night so I can stay safe

>>69790537
I'd like to elaborate on this idea

Everyone is issued an ID card that keeps track of what you earn
When you pay for something in a shop or online, you put in your Citizens ID and it adjusts how much VAT you earn depending on your income

>>69790520
why would you make that post in /brit/ of all places?

>>69788492
Screeching

>>69790548 IS THICC

>>69790536
tomorrow is my last day at my job

Business idea: assign poor people to rich people in order to work their land, wealthier people get more poors assigned to them.

>>69790571
absurdly high res picture
>>69790573
waiting for an argument

>>69790536
what's it for lad? i'm interviewing someone tomorrow for a job

>>69790565
Random Fact : GTA 4 was better than 5

>>69790418
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ZLqOm-Y_c

Life isn't worth living at all. We are self-replicating bio-robots; lumps of self-aware meat hung on a rack of bones slowly decaying until we die and rot in a grave/crematorium. All we are here to do is consume and reproduce more copies of ourselves, the rest is just drama created by a CULTure/society. It's just - Eat, sleep, shit, work, chase trivial crude, animalistic desires and then die. Once our brain rots we won't even remember any of this nonsense so it will be as if we never even existed. The sad reality is, there is no "positive", there is only the elimination of the negatives. (Negatives instilled by life) E.g - we are hungry, we need food - we are lonely, we crave companionship - we have needs/desires, we seek fulfilment - we are sick/ill, we seek relief/aid. Once one removes all cobwebs of delusion they can see the silliness of life; a bunch of animals eating each other. Things only get worse in time, such as nursing homes, dementia, cancer etc. Also, your better not having kids and making more victims to suffer this slaughterhouse of an existence. All you can do is try and "enjoy" your own life the best you can without causing harm to others and that's about it...but if we we're logical and had no emotional bias we would probably realize it is best to terminate ourselves as soon as possible.

knuckles are absolutely fucked

meant to snow tomorrow lads

>current year
>scientific calculator

would literally heem this mummy may cunt

i'm not refuting your statement i'm just saying your post is shit and that you should fuck off

Business Idea : Get poor people to swap jobs with rich people for a month so they can get more money

What do you think about this exit?

https://youtu.be/WBrXErFMfR8

>>69790565
I liked how Nico was just trying to be a good boy

objectively one of the best top gear episodes since 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKtFJxGzJX8
@69790621
not worthy of my attention

>>69790582 ARE COOL

cameras ready prepare to flash

>>69790624
*sells Google off to buy cigs and lottery tickets*

>>69790612
looking forward to it desu been a while since we've had some

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>>69788607
>>69788769
We need to start a big kickback over how it's wrong to dox people regardless of what they've done

eating a load high calorie low nutrition food because mummy isn't here to cook dinner

got a dentist appt in an hour and a half

not looking forward to it

>>69790693
delete this post mate

>>69790693 are racist ngl

>>69790607
>lets you terminate yourself then steals your stuff
the weak must be controlled and for the benefit of the strong

>>69790625
hot

**googles the search term "racism"**

aha-! very nice-!

imagine if trump took an IQ test

would the US ever recover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8j6LQn8XgU

LOL

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I call this the "Armenian Genocide 2.0"

>309 replies
need a couple of new threads

>>69790612
fuck sake
I have an exam and I don't live at uni

>>69790798 are correct

NEW

>>>/pol/106652753
>>>/pol/106652753
>>>/pol/106652753

>>69790802
bit weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOBqH9C-1A

>>69790836
>>69790836
>>69790836
New

>>69790767
his IQ is over 180

>>69790859
My willy is over 180mm

>>69790057
i do this literally every time
she's the only sexual experience i've actually had
think it probably adds to not being able to get over her

>>69790057
I wank over someone who rejected me

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>>69790895
>you haven't got over her because you still use her as a sexual / emotional crutch

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>>69789172
>lib dems

JUST

>>69790884
not bad