ribbit
ribbit
ribbit
edition
made this lads
>>69784212
lol
Hahah cucks
>>69784251
WHY?
>>69784251
>No crash
Thoroughly disappointed
used to have a frog like that
>>69784251
>that caravan being overtaken by a fucking bus
Hahaha the absolute state, bet it's a woman driving
>>69784282
what happened to it?
ol' 'cide
ribbit
>>69784313
did a poo on it and it died
>>69784313
Queerbecians probably ate it
>>69784343
lol
>>69784276
got a bit bored one evening
>>69784278
I only saw one crash in the two weeks I was there. Even then it wasn't really a crash, it was more of a bump
have to go to jiu jitsu in 30 mins
bit nervous
>he ordered a very very strong hacking defence
top kek
>>69784377
Ahh yes, the autism martial art
wish I thought up of this and had the means to do it
they'll make millions from muh hurrtage people
>>69784399
that is tie kon doh
>>69784377
I'd tie you in knots, mate
>>69784413
>kon
Got a job interview in London on Friday and I don't really want to move there, but it's the only interview I've got and I'm a bloody good interviewee so I'll probably end up being offered the job and getting even more depressed when I have to live in that hellhole.
>>69784408
How can they tell the difference between Britain, Scandi, Ireland (celtic) and Western Europe. Aren't all those people combining what makes British people?
>69784440
this is what "beyond hope" looks like
>>69784454
So live in Surrey or Reading and commute like a normal person
>>69784408
hiya cody
Find a flaw
>I'm a bloody good interviewee
>>69784462
no there's distinct dna streams
>>69784415
u wish
>>69784481
>cody
CODY MENTIONED
>>69784483
she hasn't been BLACKED
ribbit ribbit
>>69784499
>Britain is over 20% Irish
GAELED
>>69784532
lol
Are those ancestry tests any good? Doesn't it depend on if anyone else you are related to has also done it?
ribbit ribbit ribbit
https://youtu.be/-6Wu0Q7x5D0
this pleases my map autism
>>69784518
Now she is LITERAL perfection
>>69784483
Name
>>69784474
Don't see the benefit really - rent might be cheaper but you'd probably end up paying even more because of train fares, and living somewhere like Reading or Surrey isn't that much better than living in London. Just a miserable part of the country desu, south-west shits all over south-east.
>>69784483
looks like a heroin addict
>>69784506
>u wish
You better be able to do V splits with that cheek
Any of you lads religious?
>>69784620
nah
>>69784620
Try to be
>>69784620
No.
>>69784620
I come from a strict pagan household
>>69784620
I'm culturally christian
>>69784620
lord Nick
>>69784483
elbows too pointy
>>69784620
I pissed in a font once
does that count?
(I was an adult)
>>69784542
yeah but the jews might store your dna and use it against you in the future
>>69784709
FONT
could do with a sleep
>>69784749
same but I have to go out soon
gonna be a late night
really struggling to hold in this poo
>>69784620
no
don't see the point really
sick of /brit/ now
I hate you all
>>69784408
this is me
>>69784847
>now
>>69784474
You'll have to pay for travel anyway since you can't realistically drive anywhere. The rent drop compared to the increase in travelcard distance is worth it
>>69784620
ditched my faith long ago
but maybe in the deepest place in my heart i still think some occasion in future can lead me to redeem myself
a lie tho
>>69784620
Proud Muslim
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
>>69784539
10%
>>69785014
r'sheed
the missus is getting into her running again
what killed /brit/?
>>69785125
reddits
>>69785093
Rasheed is a disgusting Hinjew name, I a proud Muhammad
>>69785125
Most likely people complaining about the same crap every day.
on the drink again
>>69785151
sorry
Really makes you think
What's all this about trump then lads
business idea: take /brit/ on a lads on tour to other boards
>>69785167
guess we have to step up the gimmick posting
>>69785207
wypipo digging their own graves
>>69785207
r'rke
>>69784499
You got this from the DailyMail, didn't you?
>>69785298
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL!
did school start back up, why are the threads so slow
>>69785298
>>69785382
66% of all posts in /brit/ are me and i'm a bit busy elsewhere atm
>>69785382
we are in the other thread
>>69784499
this is not particularly useful. You can't pigeonhole DNA into 'Irish', 'British' etc. You can look at haplogroups and things, but those are far too broad to target nationalities in such a way
Here's a list of 10 of my opinions
>Britain will use diplomatic magic to "leave" the EU, without actually leaving the EU. That way they can save face by drawing up a new special agreement with Brussels, without shooting themselves in the foot.
>As much as we all liked seeing the colored man stuck it to him for once, it was probably a mistake electing Trump.
>Northern Ireland will never join the Irish Republic, but there's a slim chance Brexit may trigger that if NI can no longer get their gibesmedats
>Mark is the most reliable gospel; John is the least reliable.
>In general, people with recessive genes tend to be more racist
>I hate being unemployed, and shouldn't've quit my job to "focus on school"
>As climate change and globalization accelerates, wealthy nations both well north and south of the equator will begin being flooded with migrants
>America was the primary aggressor in the Cold War
>Obama was an above average president, and should spend his last 9 days giving mass pardons to non-violent drug offenders
>Noam Chomsky's just going for mere shock value at this point
>Your average religious person is more intelligent than your average atheist
>Buddhism isn't very profound
>Slug better than snail
>Mexico is much better than we make them out to be
>/his/ shits on Martin Luther, Edward Gibbon, and Gorbachev way too much
>Brits shit on Churchill way too much
>Cats are at least equal to dogs, even though they're douchebags
>>69785474
twat
*crushes bollocks*
>>69785474
im not very good at counting but thats less than 10
>>69785474
>>69785474
disagree with every single one of these points
fucks sake lads intense snow here today
think i'll freeze to death by the end of the week
>>69785565
>>69785592
Don't worry lad, I'll warm you up
*farts under your blanket and stuffs your head under*
>>69785592
Windy and cold here too, walked the dogs before and the window was blowing in my eyes and I didn't like it hhaa
>>69785606
delete this immediately
None of the girls at work know what the hegelian dialectic is
>>69785660
Fucking shut your face
>>69785506
Oh my.
>>69785474
>As climate change and globalization accelerates, wealthy nations both well north and south of the equator will begin being flooded with migrants
GOOD point. Europe is kaput/
>>69785679
Wow really. I bet you're reall....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*walks off and talks to someone with charisma*
making grilled cheese and tomato soup
>>69785474
>flooded with migrants
*raises the navy's budget*
pfft, too easy
suck my dick because im really gay!
doing a post
>wealthy nations south of the equator
>>69785474
i agree with some of your opinions and disagree with some others
>>69784483
she is very far away
>>69785758
If you're so gay why don't you prove it by sucking my cock.
>>69785736
*puts a 'kick me' sign on your back*
>>69785828
get it out
>mum and stepdad arguing again
>the sound pierces right through my headphones
very annoying
Ah yes.
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
walking through the park on my own
its bloody cold and dark
and in drunk
It's my birthday today lads
Feels like shit desu
>>69785833
*taps you on the shoulder*
really mate?
>>69785943
OI. Can ey borrow ya phone?
>>69785947
happy birthday lad. Get something nice to eat or something, don't worry about it being "not as good as it should be". Do something you enjoy
i have been thinkin lads
hmmmmmm....mmmm....hmmmm
hmm! mhmmmmmm......hhmmmmmmm
hm! mmmmmmmmmhmmmm
--
>>69785947
hb la
---
*BRRRAAAAPPPPPPT*
>>69785967
*hooks you in the jaw*
>>69785947
anyone read Electrical Engineering: Principles and Applications by Hambley? is it worth it? I want to start messing around with more High Voltage stuff
got called a class traitor in morrisons
>>69785947
happy birthday lad
do this:
>>69785977
I haven't had a proper birthday party in years but i always treat myself on the day
>>69786012
*Cracks my head on the sidewalk and dies*
I don't think a single 18-24 year old can complain about Brexit, considering the fact less than 40% of them voted
>>69786042
no sorry
>>69786055
>i always treat myself on the day
me too, if I can i go out for a pint with some mates or whatever but honestly I don't really like being the center of attention too much
>>69786042
umm..no la heh heh
*notifies the Yard*
>>69786042
danger danger high voltage
ha ha :)
>>69785947
The Gregorian calendar system hadn't reached Iceland back when my parents were young so my family never celebrates birthdays
>>69786136
hehe x
>>69785947
happy birthday mate
>>69786070
er, we need to attack the elderly mate x
>>69786042
just get it from the library
>>69786170
Do NOT patronise me
>>69786217
what's your patreon la?
>furry clam
SHRIEKING
>>69786204
This was so cancerous when young people decided old people were the problem just after the referendum.
>ah yes our generation barely decided to vote but yeah the people that did exercise their right to vote shouldn't be allowed to
>to patriotic for yank news
democracy was a mistake
*stares at you*
>>69786350
*heems you*
heh, what a pussy
start my 7 day free trial at the gym tonight lads
gonna become proper muscley and shag bare birds
reckon british and american intelligence agencies will completely destroy legitimacy of democracy in the west by falseflagging about trump's links to russia but they will get away with it because trump will be the fall guy.
Redpill me on fake news Putin pissgate CNN Reddit cia 4chan cuck
>>69786341
i just don't think the current form of replacing our leaders every x years is the most effective. policies affecting society needs decades if not more to work out and reinventing/tweaking them etc every four years or so is counterproductive
i am envious of Russia in this regard. they have someone who is going to steer its course (whether it is good or bad) for at least 2 more decades
>>69786455
shut up
cheapest cigarette brand 10 pack?
>>69786419
our intelligence agencies are currently the most important protectors of our democracy and way of life
>>69786455
Intelligence community are SJW cucks TRIGGERED by Trump + MSM are trying to stop POTUS
r/asianmasculinity is NOT happy lads
>>69786559
>>69786559
why is that mate?
>>69786559
why not
>>69786559
>r/
what does this mean
is this linux???
>>69786559
they're never happy
Reckon this so called American election has fucked everything up forever
This fake news meme is gonna muddy the waters for everything and everyone is gonna accuse each other of rigging elections from now on
still find poo posting absolutely hilarious lads
>>69786621
spergs are already claiming that the brexit vote was also influenced by the russians lol
>>69786598
its ruby on rails
>>69786642
i like to call it poosting
haha
>>69784620
Bit gay desu
>>69784499
>6,000,000 with at least 25% Irish ancestry
(10% of the British population)
>14,000,000 with less than 25% Irish ancestry
(25% of the British population)
tfw cucked by the big mick
>>69786587
>>69786593
Steve Harvey made fun of Asian males on his show, implying they are unattractive (which they are)
>>69786685
Me in the 6 gazillion
>>69786685
all me
>>69786514
Monarchy is the ultimate form of government
>>69786593
>>69786587
probably this >>69777844
>>69786747
>>69786756
>me
*I
ftfty la xx
once our head of sixth form gave us some assembly about finding a hobby and he kept talking about how his hobby was going around local churches bellringing. I kept laughing and when he said "bellsmith" i was near tears
*falls asleep on the train and ends up in China*
political correctness is the ultimate form of racism
>Discovering racism in modern-day thanks to r/hapas, r/asianidentity, r/asianmasculinity
I'm sure this will do wonders for his mental health
>>69786808
doesn't quite work like that la x
t. looked into doing it
>>69784251
whens the crash?
whens then pileup?
whens the muslamic explosions
>>69786808
would quite like to do this
bet it costs literally thousands though
*makes a copy of your wallet*
omg thief!
>>69786835
*Is asleep so doesn't hear you*
might try this for brekkie tomorrow
>>69786721
That is fucking shameful. Imagine if you did what Harvey did on TV to hispanics or african americans. I wonder how long it would take for you to be tarred and feathered.
This also shows that the liberal SJWs don't give a shit about Asians, especially Asian men.
The problem is that if you go around to most liberal SJWs, while they may not openly say racist things about Asians (which sometimes does happen, see the comment to Sessions' confirmation hearing), they don't think Asians have it "bad." To them, Asian men have "white privilege." The sad part is that it couldn't be farther from the truth.
>>69786835
y not
>>69786860
it's a freight train, you can't go on it
>>69786773
probably, no wonder it existed for longer than what we have today
leading a nation requires experience as well, going through this process every four years or so and reinventing the wheel is inefficient
business idea: genocide the kikes
>>69786835
>>69786860
why would you want to stay on the same train and not get off
you can do this now, just take a load of connecting trains
reckon it costs less than you'd think
don't understand the asian women are so cute and pure meme and when americans go gaga over hispanic women
>>69786897
Of course SJWs don't care about Asians, affirmative action effects Asians more than anyone else including whites
car FLEW through it's MOT with 0 advisories. looks like i WILL be able to afford hundreds of pounds worth of cocaine yet again this weekend. my nose is BTFO right now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>69786946
>reckon it costs less than you'd think
it doesn't, ive looked into it and it's always ridiculously expensive
>>69786897
alri chang calm down mate
https://my.mixtape.moe/hlnbtv.mp4
>>69786946
>>69786902
you don't take one train
to get from Moscow to Beijing you have to take at least two trains. Some routes mean you take three trains
I think London to Moscow takes four or five trains
>>69787024
wont be watching this after examining the thumbnail
>>69787024
is it autism that i have no reaction to this?
also what am i watching?
>>69784483
doesnt have a dick
Business idea: immigrate to Pakistan to get a job as a taxi driver and see how they like it
>>69787009
But this really gets to me... the anxiety and sense of worthlessness inflicted by media like this is intolerable and inexcusable. I can't imagine how many AM bros have been so badly shattered by rhetoric like this. These instances of hurt individuals should be the motivation for us to get our shit together and make real progress. All the yelling about how we have no allies and everyone is out to get that is NOT progress.
>>69786946
>reckon it costs less than you'd think
It's like £500 for the tickets to get to Beijing, and even then it's £500 for one way tickets
Doing a crease
Australian gyms are full of overcompensating Indian lads
Fried some potatoes in beef grease.
>>69787101
bent twat
>>69787155
>british top 5
wew
>>69787149
was that this year?
hello reddo
/brit/ is dead
>>69787155
*irons you out*
>>69787149
cheeky cunt
blasting out a fat wank before mummy gets home desu
>>69787149
Where's this from? I'd do the same desu.
>>69787168
Only people i ever see do heavy squats at the uni gym are fat Chinese Manlets
>>69787149
what was she doing there
>>69787149
i fucking hate that type of (window?) cleavage
>>69787177
say that to my face and we'll see who's dick gets sucked
>>69787149
why is she even there
How come girls go out their way to get boob cleavage but not a bit of arse crack
>tfw pirating pdfs of books i already own so i can read them on my computer screen at work and it looks like im doing something
>>69787261
arse doesn't fit the lefty agenda mate
gf wants to skype but i can't be bothered lads
the idea of a group of raging asians is so hilarious idk why
>>69786897
>african americans
Trash word
Just say black
https://youtu.be/VV0BB0CxIFk
https://youtu.be/VV0BB0CxIFk
https://youtu.be/VV0BB0CxIFk
NEW KOREAN BILLY (ROADMAN EDITION)
SCREEEEECHING
Do you reckon you could knock out this lad?
5'3 and 9 stone
>>69787340
>trash
Fuck off FOY
>>69786897
>african americans
no such thing
>>69787340
>Trash
FOY
r/asianmasculinity
>>69787300
send her my way
Ahh yes
>>69787333
*rages at you*
not so funny now is it
>>69787349
what the fuck is wrong with his accent/voice?
>>69787383
>pokemon
>star wars
>fart
funny in and of itself
>>69787383
do worry about the extreme extent of man's sexuality when left alone in a bedroom
>>african americans
>no such thing
>>69787333
it's because they talk big on the internet but in real life they're meek and quiet
>>69787383
Cuckolding part is on the rise in the UK
Poleboo is at it again lads
>>>/r9k/34066159
>>69787370
>>69787356
Garbage :^)
>>69787415
guessing he was taught English by a non-native speaker who partially picked up some weird British and American accent
>step MOM
I'm calling bollocks on this
>>69787498
he needs to be locked up with the key thrown away
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/819239707410309120
Surreal patter
>>69787415
watch his other videos he does scouse/geordie accents and more
top bloke, I love him
>>69787498
he hasn't been close to a woman in years
>>69787549
Makes me seethe with anger when I see scottish people type like this.
>>69787549
och aye makes mah wee pintile ard
>>69787507
>some weird British and American accent
It's just called "Canadian"
have you ever noticed how /brit/ in-side jokes slowly become adopted by other parts of 4chan?
i've been noticing people have been saying "SCREAMING" and "HOWLING" in response to some posts on other boards recently
>>69787599
ah yes
https://youtu.be/RzTn5hZryf4
'owling
>>69787599
SQUWARKING
>[HISS]
Thank you for your contribution, Reek.
>ballbusting
Howling
>>69787599
This isn't a /brit/ gimmick, it's been nicked off twatter
what's a good synonym for 'physically engaging' lads
please no rude answers
>>69787599
hope @posting never gets adopted, funny watching the runts squeal and cry when you take their (You)s away
>>69787599
>>69787667
you're really sheltered
>>69787665
engaging physically
@69787683
no u
@69787683
t. triggered by @posting
Hank Marvin
been a week now since the gf last spoke to me
hope she's alright
>>69787768
ill ask her for you
@69787667
screaming
>>69787155
>very very old granny
*gets off my chair and bends over to pick up a bottle*
*accidentally sniffs your seat*
oops hehe
why is there so much abuse of brits outside /brit/? even yanks get less hatred directed at them than us. do JFs really have an inferiority complex? i thought it was just a meme
Hello everyone
this is running on empty
food review!
Could heem you all for 99p
>venture outside 4chan
>people are praising kek everywhere
wew lad
laptop is being slow after updating windows
>>69787880
the gimmick is the oversized suit, not david byrne himself
any nonces ITT?
me and the fat mate starting gym tonight lads
free trial booked in at 7:30
>there is water at the bottom of the ocean
day 16 of nofap lads
>>69787272
what books la
>>69787149
Absolute STATE of this lad
>>69787999
*stares at you with a wry grin and flexes my big muscles as soon as you arrive*
>>69787912
4chan has been a norman site for years now, things like this should be expected
>>69787933
Correct, this is how you do it
welcome to russia food review
>>69788043
How is it bro? How are your boners. I'm starting over but I will make it.
>>69788014
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>>69788014
stop it... my heart...
>>69788044
storm of steel by ernst junger
Would you rather be an Asian male or a Black woman?
>>69788070
definitely have a much clearer head, am able to think more clearly, function better in social situations etc, but boners are getting pretty bad at work. few times i was tempted to go wank in the toilet but i resisted.
currently illegally download japanese cartoons at 6 MB/s
what a time to be alive
its windy outside lads
>>69788127
Asian male.
>>69788132
who is your favourite keion
>>69788130
gotten any wet dreams yet?
did a week and i had wet dreams every other day, was insane
>>69788143
dont care
>>69788052
wouldn't really care desu
>>69788190
nah
ive never had a wet dream in my entire life.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12084037/ VOTE FOR THE ALL COUNTRIES ON THIS WORLD. FUCKING VOTE VAIANA GUYS I BELIEVE IN YOU
got a pile of ironing THIS HIGH
*puts hand at shoulder height*
>>69788130
I'm so jealous. What kinda state of mind are you in? I'm trying just to relax so I don't think about it. I got to six days last week but I'm trying just to quit cold turkey.
Been enjoying going in /balt/ lately to see one Bulgarian lad and a Macedonian lad argue every day about which country is better and which has better roads and busses etc.
https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/5mi51j/how_do_fucking_white_men_know_the_size_of_asian/
good thread
Mr Trump called Buzzfeed a "failing pile of garbage"
>>69788291
I meant /balk/ btw aha x
>>69788325
LITERALLY true tbf
>>69788313
squealing
>>69788255
are you, perhaps, a virgin?
>>69788265
that looks like south east chink language
>>69788313
screeching
I've been in a chink bath house before and the men there had dicks so small they might as well have had minges
>>69788204
>>69788313
screaming
the fucking mental gymnastics
>>69788284
pretty relaxed really. i just quit cold turkey. i want to go at least 90 days.
>>69788360
no, why?
women at work talk about the pill constantly
>>69787498
Did he not get arrested?
>>69788453
>>69788453
>>69788453
POO!
>>69788391
>I've been in a chink bath house before and the men there had dicks so small they might as well have had minges
Is this the best you could come up with?
>>69788403
its called a mole
>>69788426
>when they openly talk about their periods or anything vagina related
>>69788463
t. tiny nobbed chink
>>69788469
I meant the adams apple
>>69788463
I mean it seems like that's pretty bad.
>>69788415
Do you feel like a new man?
>>69788602
honestly no not really, i think ill have to go a bit longer for that, but i definitely understand why people say it works
>>69788486
t. shit craic fat paki
>>69788516
have you ever seen an adams apple
>>69788715
y-yes
>>69788661
Soon you will become a viking.
came down with a fever last night and I have to be in class in 25 minutes
>>69788844
Don't go. Duh.
>>69788844
Ask teach to make you feel better
>>69788853
It's physics so I'll definitely miss something important
>>69788863
o-okay