/brit/

gf? what's that

>>69769955
will swap you mechanical engineering

>>69769964
dem jubs

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pondering an ol' 'cide

>>69769964
need to break up with gf2016 first

need to find a girl that's going to do all the chasing herself so I can just be a lazy cunt

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Did not make a single post in that last thread

even though I have friends in real life I clad you lads as my real friends

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how do I get a switch gf

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>tfw to smart for government

>Temperature 41.3°C
>Feels Like 42.9°C
forecast said 35 at most
lying cunts

pretty much ready for sleeping now lads ngl

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/blackgf2017/ is a-go

>>69769986
I'm way too stupid for that, sorry

They made me think of you
they made me think of you
lights go down in the moment we're lost and found
I just want to be by your side

I refer /brit/ as my "British friends" so people will think I'm worldly

>>69770051
me too haha

>>69770011
christ, the memes are true. asians have little baby dicks lmao

quetiapine munchies are worse than weed munchies

lmao check the /tv/ catalogue

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SHERLOCK'S SECRET BROTHER IS HIS SECRET SISTER

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IMPORTANT video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x6CZzKo5PM

>>69770056
>people
fatties aren't people 2bh

>>69770074
epic! the lads at blacked have done it again

>>69770069
unironic schizophrenia? good lad

>>69770067
the Asian gf told me as much

said my average 6.5inch willy is a lot bigger than any of the Asian lads she's been with

>>69770011
>majority of koreans are under 4inches
this is flacid measurement right?

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the post-uni life

>>69770118
me in 6 months

six o clock schiz hour

>>69770108
pics x

>>69770118
Could fetch a few thousand a month with a room that size in London

>visited /b/ for the first time in years
>its terrible, but much more terrible than I remember even without nostalgia goggles
>>>/b/718493540

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lads is the nazi book burning real or is it a jewish conspiracy

Might go for a ciggy now that I'm mildly drunk

bought a load of girl clothes off amazon lads

>>69770162
its really but the books they burned were mostly rubbish

>>69770183
I need cis girl friends to teach me about clothes

>>69770183
for dressing up your pillows?

>>69770183
bendre

>>69770075
>watching Shitlock in 2016+1

Reminder that Sherlock aka 'Shitlock' is a programme tailor made for whinging Remainians

http://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/01/bbc1s-sherlock-is-peak-remain/

I have become convinced that there has been a sustained campaign of subversion and demoralization against white men going on for some time now and I do not know what can be done other than to stop watching porn and lift weights with prioritizing strength over aesthetics and practicing a useful martial art such as orthodox boxing or Muay Thai

That is all individual level I do not know what can be done collectively to protect our nations from the evils of neoliberalism or if we have passed the point of no return

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hmm...

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>bought a load of girl clothes off amazon lads

>>69770193
>spectator
ah yes
virtual toilet paper

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>mwf blacked.com is a genuine social phenomenon in America and not just a chon meme

>>69770183
post what you bought lad

>>69770212
Has he topped himself yet

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>>69770208
Mirin' that waifu dedication.

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>>69770183
good lad

>pulls out willy
>realises there's no fanny about to stick it in
>cries

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>>69769964
Hilarious here
>2 brit ex-pats in my house
>Its 42deg
>I'm still comfy

>>69770217
pls be meme'ing

>>69770222
he's unironically in jail

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>>69770214
>negative opinion of The Spectator

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business idea

>>69770246
Since when?

>>69770247
can you not see how big of a rag it is
anything that biased/editorialised is not worth reading

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the gf 2017 command centre

>>69770208

this picture makes me want to die

>>69770257
couple of months

>>69770246
he'll have plenty of other people topping him so

probably won't want to be a girl anymore afterwards

>>69770271
For?

>>69770284
newtwat

>>69770259
If you actually read it you'd see that it's one of the least editorialised publications out there
They don't have an editorial line on anything. They were split on Brexit pretty much 50/50

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moosey's afoot

listen to death metal

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>newtwat

>>69770208
That's like a early /g/ battlestation. Say early because not dragon dildo.

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me on the far right

the FT and the independent are the only print newspapers worth reading

online just stick to reuters generally, get haaretz and aj news for anything about the middle east, daily mail to understand the opinions of benefit claiming anti-welfare lads and the guardian for what london thinks about anything

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>listen to death metal

hope the psychiatrist diagnoses me with a personality disorder so i can be interesting and have a new excuse

>>69770316
>haaretz

good goy

>>69770297
i know that piece was opinion but it literally unironically referred to sherlock as "shitlock"

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>>69770247
>>69770297
>spectator
>good
>not editorialised
The spectator is tabloid garbage

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tfw no british gf

>>69770208
>you will never have a love this pure
really makes me think

>>69770333
whoa
really made me think

>>69770316
the independent isn't a print newspaper anymore

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Truly the most redpilled party

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>Haaretz

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me on the bottom right

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>>69770370

>>69770347
meant the I
it's literally described as radical centre on wiki
cracks me up

>>69770370
me top left

theory: early humans had no concept of self, so they thought that when thoughts would enter their heads, they were put there as visions from external forces like demons or gods. ie if an early human was walking along a river and the thought of him drowning in the river popped into his head, he may take that as a vision from a god to stay clear of the river

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>so afraid of being alone with my thoughts that I can only sleep when I'm too tired to stay awake

>>69770370
why is the far-right so sexually threatened by blacks?

>>69770336
"""""british""""""

>>69770390
mad lil dicc white bois lmao

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>>69770220

accounting is hard t b h

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>>69770390
>>69770401

>>69770402
nigga you gay

>>69770336
British
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

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>>69770358
how could anyone being working to undermine the leave effort when the leave effort won

if anything the opposite is true

>>69770402
i would really like to see a pic of you wearing the black dress and stockings x

>>69770402
Would very much enjoy seeing you wearing those

>>69770388
i think gods come more from shit like thunderstorms and earthquakes

>>69770366
this quote is literally 3rd hand and unverified
not that that matters these days obviously

and also, why not go after AJ? /brit/ if pro ZOG and anti muslims

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>>69770315
>born too early to experience life of an ambitious hyper-city structure like X-Seed
>instead we have to navigate these sprawled-out rat mazes called cities with no sense of community and where the overwhelming majority of people in your life are "strangers" - a sick concept entirely foreign to what humans have experienced throughout our evolution

Faggots.

>>69770402
i would support this if i didn't suspect that you're buying and wearing these to fulfil some sexual deviancy

>the mainstream media have a lefty bias
loving this meme lads
this whole post truth thing is hilarious if not a bit sad

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>>69770390
there's always someone more autistic than you are

>>69770428
**/brit/ is pro ZOG

>>69770402
weeeeeeew which website lad

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Elle Fanning is so achingly hot

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>>69770434
phwoar

say chowdah

>>69770483

Nigger.

>>69770486
chao dare

>>69770474
maybe if you're into little boys

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>the capital and glory of your ancestral homeland is filled with pakis while the rest of it is filled with nonces who plug their butts and fiddle themselves to pictures of grown men wearing knee-highs, if they don't outright buy womens clothing themselves for fetishistic purposes or something else I can't even imagine

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How is /brit/ prepared for tomorrow?

i wonder if, when its really hot, girls go topless at home incl. no bra

>>69770514
are you from Quebec perchance?

>36 hours until essay deadline
>1000 words left to write
>Literally exhausted every possible avenue
>Realise that it all needs a complete re-write and the 4000 words I have written so far are worthless

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>perchance

>>69770518
me in the knee highs

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hehe

*sigh*
Alright lads you've had a good little run but it's time. You're sick, crippled and won't be getting any better.
*starts loading pistol*
It's been good and I promise it won't be painful, now it's time to put you out to pasture
*Loads*
Come here lads, easy now, it'll all be over soon

Come here lads

>>69770574
Read through the entire thing carefully, there's probably a lot of things you can expand on. If you can't find anything go to sleep and then give it a go later when you're fresh.

>>69770574
What's the topic? I'm good at stream-of-consciousness-speed essay writing if I'm familiar with the subject.

>>69770574
36 hours is fine lad
just expand your argument so you've got something extra to prove
or add in unrelated waffle

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>>69770474
dude

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>>69770597
You can't even steal an island from this shitstain

>>69770528
im not

wbu?

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What /brit/ memes should I add to this?

A lady came into the store one day asking for some material

>>69770627
how much do kitkats cost in thailand

>>69770652
Some material she wanted?

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>>69770597

>>69770633
Imagining having his bollocks busted beneath moosey's hoof

>>69770615

I might just write 1000 words on something I know is irrelevant albeit similar to the subject, but I don't know if they'll mark me down for that.

>>69770668
you've ruined it
I'm going to bed, hope you're happy

had a dream that would make a good tv show

>>69770661
25 Bhat / 0.70 US Dollar

ER's work rate is phenominal
the man makes high quality videos at least once every two days

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>>69770683

So I woke up at six, canny get tae sleep so I'll have a wank, a cigraette and a shower and then breakfast and I'll be out of here for 20 past 8

>>69770661
is there nothing you won't suck thailad off about you bender

AMA, H3H3 and FF are all my top subs lads, r8

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>29.9 BMI

I am OFFICIALLY not obese!

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>AMA, H3H3 and FF are all my top subs lads, r8

>>69770728
Jesus Christ lad that's actual cancer. H3H3 really? You know that he's not actually funny, original or entertaining? You can stop that gimmick now

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>200lb
>10% bodyfat

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>>69770691
wtf they're like $2 here

>>69770728
>AMA
>FF

am i supposed to know what these stand for?

>>69770728
You have to go back

>>69770682
find another author for each bit of your argument and explain why they support your argument or why they're wrong
or add waffle in the 3rd quarter, the markers aren't paying attention by then

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>>69770118

>>69770765
AMA is ask me anything everyone knows that
FF is probably fur faggotry or foot fetishism or something gay like that

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>>69770764
>falling for the inflation meme AND the stagnant wages meme

>tfw pygmalionism

>>69770780
there's a youtube channel called ask me anything?

>>69770796
Didn't know this was about youtube channels, thought he meant reddits he is subbed to.

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wanna hear something funny?
I had 4 days in a row off (monday-thursday) BUT my work called and asked if I wanted to work Wednesday

and you know what I only went and did?
I said YES

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>>69770818
>I said YES

>>69770811
actually he might have been talking about the 'dit, they have subs don't they? (don't know because i'm not a total faggot and thus don't go there)

*unsubs from the /brit/ blog section*

I want to be killed by an aussie with a revolver

>>69770835
>they have subs don't they? (don't know because i'm not a total faggot and thus don't go there)
I thought so too, but as I'm not a total faggot either I'm not sure.

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>>69770818
fukken idiot

Lads there's un ironically a subreddit for /brit/ general on the 'dit

need someone to kill me, but only when I don't see it coming

*stands on the edge of a very high ledge every night*

>>69770870
just go to sleep on some train tracks

Tell me your fetish, /brit/

>>69770766
fuck off

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>>69770880

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on been up an hour an already consumed 1800 calories

>>69770877
Bit of a masochist 2bh

>>69770850
*bombards your email with spam asking you to come back*

>>69770877
i have a lot
incest, pregnancy, ageplay, sleep assault, rape, more i cant think of rn

>>69770877
I want to be killed by an aussie with a revolver

>>69770877
midgets

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>tfw no mafia car

Smoking a rollie, listening to vapourware on my rural Irish porch engulfed by darkness watching the moon

Extremely comfy

>>69770877
time stop, shoes, public use

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big fan of American sports cars

>>69770908
>>69770912
Nonce(s)

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i should have gone to sleep earlier

>>69770877
I'm contrarian as, I switch fetishes ever so often

don't understand the hub bub about this alleged intelligence leak about trump watching hentai

>>69770980
yes well you're a fat virgin yank

Who /made an instagram account just to stalk people/ here

Why is this world built upon the shattered backs of the depressed? Is all the light in the world just a superficial pillars on unstable ground? Why do we have to suffer for others happiness?

I've come to realize something. I can't die. Not yet. Not until this world learns about us. Not until it pays for the destruction of these people they've trampled on. If I have to live, I will live to spite the world that gave birth to this despair inside of me, and I will devote this dreadful despair to making sure this pitiful world learns what true despair is.

This is my motivation to keep living. I won't die until I see the world engulfed in flames.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tEBDWZtVJU

how did I not know this existed?

>>69770971
but you didn't because you're irresponsible

>A white supremacist has been sentenced to death for the racially motivated killings of nine black people at a South Carolina church.

Oh sure, he's white so obviously his race is now of great importance. Fucking trash journalism

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>tfw the auto market is moving away from high performance and towards low power, minimal control "eco friendly" appliances for dumb normies

>>69771008
just seems like much ado about nothing

>>69771009
me
the oneitis didn't accept though :\

>>69771025
i know you are i said you are so what am i

>>69770877
very romantic passionate sex because my life is devoid of all emotional contact

If you got the money,
I think it would be funny
To take your girl, and spend a bit of your cash for me
'Cause then she might be happy, and no longer lonely
And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free

An' all the boys they go:
da-dee-doo-da-da-dee-da-doo-dah...
da-dee-doo-da-da-dee-da-doo-dah...

>>69771029
tesla's are unironically fast

but obviously not as fun to drive as a loud v8

>>69771040
you're a very tired boy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM_WydZBfXY

Canadian white supremacist metal exist(ed).

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>>69771014
Brother,

the lack of oats makes my soul, so empty. Life is nothing but a series of fleeting moments, but oats give life meaning beyond ages.

Please brother, share your oats with me.

>>69771026
Well obviously it's relevant because it was a politically and racially motivated shooting you stupid fucking dolt

>>69771062
tired of everything

>>69771050
Teslas are incredibly gay and a corvette is more powerful and fun for a far lower price
I'd love to just walk around with a picket full of spark plugs and smash the windows of every Tesla I see

When there's no one left to fight, boys like him don't shine so bright,
Soon as I see the dust settle, he's out on the town tryin' to find trouble.
When there's no one left to fight, boys like him don't shine so bright,
Soon as I see the dust settle, he's out on the town tryin' to find trouble.

I take a train again away from shame and blame a city pained to see, a friend I hadn't seen since I was drinking underage.
I was a ten a day, how'd you say, little shit, white lightning, heightening all my courage, quick wit.
We wore checkered season wallabies, buttoned shirts and whiskey, mutton dressed as lamb, a fan of bands like The Jam Jam Jam Jam,
I don't know who I am, he said I dunno if I can, I said yeah man, you can-can.

>>69771029
>my short term enjoyment is more important than keeping the earth clean

idiot

>>69770877
I've been fapping a lot to Japanese scat femdom lately.

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>>69770877
Feet

Both female and male

gonna make scrambled eggs lads

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>>69771069
have a light breakfast on me

>Team leader phones up and asks if I can work today
>I say no
>He asks why
>I say because I don't want to
>He gets all pissy with me and starts telling me I need to start pulling my weight and that my contract says that I am obligated to work extra shifts
>Tell him that I only work my contracted hours then hang up

Fuck that cunt tbqh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38131028
>Robbie Williams has trolled the fuck out of his fans by refusing to sell them tickets and putting them all onto Ticketmaster and similar sites to ensure all profits from the artificially inflated prices go to his record agency and himself

ek

>>69771105
Grate some cheese in them bud

>>69771115
Dear /brit/,

Today I got fired.

Yours sincerely,
Anon

>>69771122
good shout

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>>69771091
ah yes
lets all "protect" the earth by buying the right products and being driven around at 40kph by our iCar

>>69771091
i'm a huge car guy. i built a 280hp audi shitbox when i was a teenager. it was a fun car and i'd do it again if i had the money

it will be a sad day when the internal combustion engine is no longer around

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>>69771115

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>>69771015
how does he have a wife?
why can women accept such lesser partners so much easier than men?

being a 'car guy' is the ultimate sign of low intelligence

>>69771150
Because he's rich and liable to die soon

>>69771156
so is being a woman

i'm a tech/gadgets guy i guess

is that worse or better than car guys

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ah yes teslas

>>69771135
ah yes, let's give our grandchildren lung cancer from breathing in the shitty air we created because we didn't want to drive "one of those gay battery cars"

>>69771172
Much worse. Bet you cried when google glass got cancelled

>>69771142
lol

>>69771161
>Because he's rich
doubt. i'm sure he's comfortable but not enough for her to deal with that

>>69771172
better

>>69771088
good post

"car guys" in Ireland are literally just the type of cunts to do up a three series beamer, civic or some 80s box car like a starlet or twincam and diff her about the crossways of a Sunday evening

>>69771182
no not into frivolous stuff

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Why do Pakis and Deanos like cars like this so much?

>>69771210
what are you into?

>>69771131

1. He's a fucking team leader, he has no ability to fire people
2. He was talking bullshit, I have a 'flexible' contract but I have always told them I will only work 16 hours a week and I never do more than that
3. It's fucking difficult to get sacked, people at my work have nicked stuff and walked out in the middle of their shift and been fine
4. I already get student loan and money from family, I don't need the money that much

>>69771210
>"gadgets guy"
>not into frivolous stuff

You're not a gadget guy. What made you think you were

>>69771216
I like that too ngl, that tint would be illegal in the UK though.

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>>69771222

>>69771222
>I have a 'flexible' contract

You mean a zero hours contract, right?

>DURR IF YOU LIKE NICE THINGS THEN U R RASHEED

t. poor fuck

>>69771216
carmongs are just thickos desu. they're why the grand shit exists.

>>69771156
i went to a tech school for two years

foy

>>69771179
the issue is that thinking consumer activism means anything at all is laughable

buying the "correct" things means jack shit and the "environment" is just an excuse for people to cut away at your life for their own benefit.

a car being electric doesn't mean it needs to be a literal egg on wheels you can't even drive or service yourself,

current electric cars are designed with effete bourgeoisie and women in mind.

>>69771083
You sound very young

>>69771219
cute penii
>>69771226
just trying to put myself into a hole. new tv or computer tech gets me more excited than other things i can imagine

>>69771115
Your contract says you have to work extra shifts and you didn't because you're a lazy cunt

>>69771236

I get a guaranteed minimum of 15 hours a week, and they can technically 'make me' work up to 37.5 but I told them that I won't do more than 16 and they said that's fine.

>>69771241
you even mention cars or anything outside the realm of the student/NEET then people here get pissy.

wish i had interests or hobbies

>>69771265
>sign contract
>breach contract at cost to business
>expect no consequences

If they let you get away with that shit they fucking deserve shitcunt employees like you

>>69771260

t. tesco team leader

LOL U WANT A CAR? RASHEED !!!!!!!!

LOL U DONT LIVE IN A MANSION? LOL NEW BUILD DEANO LOL BMW MERCEDES FINANCED

>>69771277

>Being this much of a corporate bootlicker

Why are you such a fucking cuck?

>>69771265
You're genuinely a shit employee

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>>69771294

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>>69771294
there are unironic buswankers ITT
don't know the pleasures of going fast

getting to be that FOY time of morning :/

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what i can afford vs what i need

>>69771297
>keep to a contract that you signed
>corporate bootlicker

ok m8

>>69771308

Why the fuck is it so hard for you to grasp the concept of full time work?

Is it because you do 12 hour shifts every day at your curry house Rasheed?

>>69771322
why aren't you getting real drums lad?

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>>69771314
unironically want an alfa 75 with a GTv6 swap haha

it'd fall apart but i would love it

>>69771337

*part time

>>69771350
Space and sound

Lads

A brimful of Asha on the '45

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>>69771335
<<< SUPER TURBO >>>

always wanted to play an instrument

>>69771376
Learn the ukelele

bitches love the ukelele

>>69771363
Asha Bhosle.
I googled.
Seemed like a good woman. Not Muslim.

why are white people so racist?

>>69771350
there's a possibility my mom's going to kick me out of the house and i'll have to live in an apartment. basically the biggest thing i'm trying to avoid is buying both an acoustic and an electronic drum kit. if i buy the electronic, there's a possibility i get stuck in the middle of normieville and can't play at any point in the day without getting a noise violation, and if i get the acoustic, there's a possibility i get in a band and need an acoustic drum kit because electronics are apparently not gigworthy unless the venue has a beastly PA system

post sissy brit bois

>>69771404
We carry a racial memory of when black people wuz kangs n sheeit, this instills in us a primal terror of those with dark skin because we know that they are naturally our superiors and we fear losing all that our ancestors stole from them

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>>69771428

>>69771404
The lack of melanin deforms their weak little minds

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me 5'9 on the right

LADS LADS LADS

http://www.strawpoll.me/12081344
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081344
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081344

>>69771437
bet he's a scrapper

>>69771417
>there's a possibility my mom's going to kick me out of the house
why are american parents so unloving?

>>69771448
>Busted
>McFly
Haven't heard of either

>>69771448
You know they merged into McBusted right?
I went to see them with my bf last year

>>69771460

Jog on JF

NEW
>>69771470
>>69771470
>>69771470

>>69771472
If I haven't heard of them it probably means they're both shit

>>69771434
We need them back so they can build more bridges and shieet

>>69771482
i see you like memes

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Off to the old wagecuck office Job lads.

>>69771297
>>69771337
lmao at people who work for other people on a salary

If you had any sort of intelligence you would have either graduated from Oxbridge and become a self-employed millionaire barrister/entrepreneur or committed suicide having realised the futility of human endeavour

Me? I started on the former path but I'm now committed to the latter. The more red-pilled option if I say so myself

>>69771482
Haven't seen this for a while.

>>69771448
the only thing i know about either of these bands is that the bassist from mcfly is very handsome

>>69770574
>36 hrs to write 4000 words
Fuck off, I have 9 to write 5000

>>69771495
us oldfags amirite?
DUCKROLL

>>69771500
>Fuck off, I have 9 to write 5000
Puss, I once had 20 minutes to write 60000

>>69771460
i thought this too, but then i realised mcfly is a shitty pop punk band that was in a movie with lindsay lohan and chris pine

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>>69771352
I had a Sunfire for years and absolutely loved it to bits (literally)

it got to the point where it was constantly breaking and taking loads of my time and money to keep running so I had to get rid of it for a new car.

I still miss going 130k down the empty highway in it though

>>69771511
>Puss, I once had 20 minutes to write 60000
Screeching, I once had 40 seconds to write my entire dissertation

@69771482
ah yes more /b/ pasta, very impressive

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this isn't as good as I thought it would be

Just found out that you can't hold doors open for women in America or else you'll get attacked or something

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>Autists replying seriously to my shitposts

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>69771455
idk man thinking of putting her in her place. called her a cunt once and she broke down crying

never looked a girl in the eye

>>69771554
peppersprayed

>/b/ memes thread again

oh fuck off

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?
and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!
Let's see why:
1) We got awesome resistance against the sun. Enjoy being burned.
2) We are more fit, we can outrun any white male anytime. even CHUCK NORIS?!?
3) We got bigger dicks.
4) Girls dig us better.
5) We have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society.
6) We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!
7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance.
8) We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being white sucks whereas being black is cool as hell.
9) We got a sense of what family is about.
10) We get MANY children so that our genes will last long on this motherfucking earth, not like your average pathetic two children.
11) If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter...chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing black dicks :)
I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now.
Enjoy being white, sucker :)

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me in the centre

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the gf

>>69771609
ah yes Goldberg, Andrew and Cletus

http://www.strawpoll.me/12081378
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081378
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081378

having a go

>we got a sense what family is about
t. child of a single mother

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>>69771586

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>>69771586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djcfyTMWxTs

the schizophrenia is kicking in again

>>69771652
what

>complain about memes
>people spam them in retaliation
>actually quite like memes

puppets dancing to my tune

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MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

@69771605

t. Nigerian asylum seeker