/brit/

me i like that

yeah me

What occurs in Leeds

>dont want to live in the depressing suburbs or out on a boiling farm
>the only other option is multi-million dollar semi rural estates
hmmm yes
maybe i'll just live in a shitty apartment in the city

>>69768133
Only about 5% of Britain looks like that
The rest is ugly as shit

Australia is miles more aesthetic and better looking than Britain

haha yeah

>>69768201
>suburbs are depressing because I say so

alri mate haha

>>69768194
>>69768198

That is the essence of right wing politics and what egalitarian leftism seeks to destroy. It is why leftist governments are so preoccupied with things like the American affirmative action, progression taxation and standardized public education.

>>69768208
t. tower hamlets resident

>tfw Britain used to be one of the most aesthetic countries in the world (as did the rest of Europe)
>turned into some ugly gray giant industral estate

what the fuck happened

>>69768222
see i got trips

>>69768236
Should just kill the lower classes then

>>69768237
I have been all over the country, into remote corners you probably didn't realise existed

If anything, London is one of the last remnants and glimpses of how nice Britain used to look

>>69768119
I really wish I had some British m8s to banter with 2bh

>captcha: hard cornwall

would rather enjoy getting naked with a girl and feeling her boobs and arse

>>69768243
These fine egalitarian communists happened

>>69768243
>>tfw Britain used to be one of the most aesthetic countries in the world

Literally when

>>69768243
the nazis

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>>69768208
not even close
Australia looks like an overgrown California suburb that became its own nation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xAeSkdtaeI

Doing a Sherlock lads

>>69768259

Whoa take it easy there!

Just because someone isn't as capable as someone else doesn't mean they should be killed!

You leftists sure can get crazy

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>>69768284
That's literally a picture of Nevada you dumb leaf

>why does britain have bad architecture now
>this isn't the fault of the people who dropped thousands and thousands of bombs on aforementioned architecture
jesus
the state of rorke

for some fucking reason all my files on my computer are now read only. haven't even touched file permissions this install. fuck windows

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>>69768259
Is this sarcasm? You must understand to a certain extent that the lower classes are largely in their position on their own volition rather than what leftists believe, that any deviation from "success" is either the result of oppressing or being oppressed.

Shall be heeming the next runt I see virgin walking

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>>69768243
people who wont shut the fuck up about retarded materialist ideologies they devote their lives too

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>Shall be heeming the next runt I see virgin walking

>>69768305
Install Arch Linux

*virgin walks into the thread*

>>69768304
I don't understand what you mean so you're wrong

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>Install Arch Linux

>>69768286
Howzat!

>>69768216
>suburbs aren't depressing
i know nothing about anything: the post

>>69768304
Ah yes because bombs in London managed to change our architectural style

Never post again you retarded child

>>69768335
already have gentoo on my laptop but I use windows on my pc for gaymen and that and it has given me nothing but trouble for the past 3 years. windows is SHIT

>>69768167
>Because sharing property in large societies is logically not feasible as you can only know and be intimate with so many people and so only tolerate sharing with so many people, you would get communities splitting off
i really don't think it would be. communities splitting off would be to their detriment as smaller communities would mean more basic amenities. i would have no problem sharing with friends of friends of friends as i'd trust that the community at large was being fair. i'd trust that if someone was not doing their fair share of work then others would be equally as annoyed and would call them out on it.

if it turned out that what you're saying was the case its still vastly better than what we have today

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>>69768304
the 1960s did more damage than the Luftwaffe ever did
and I even like modern/post-modern architecture

Polite reminder to abstain from pleasures... or else

>>69768342
Prepare for your heeming, yank

>>69768196
Pls respond

>>69768357
t. Sadia 'poo in it' Nutella

>>69768371
>Permissions just changed themselves.
How did you even install Gentoo?

>>69768370
>London
umm literally all the comfy industrial northern towns were reduced to rubble and we had a population surge post war coupled with literally millions of homes needed to be built at once on a relatively tight budget (even though the yanks sorted the boys with some dollar)

of course it looks shit

>>69768366
I quite enjoy my suburb, maybe you should move out of Mt Druitt

>>69768348
If you aren't capable of explaining your point so that it can be easily understood then more often then not you are on shaky ground

This is why leftists will typically hide behind word salads and rhetoric that is deliberately designed to confuse

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>>69768348
>>69768348
world war 2 motherfucker

>>69768412
are you sure you're not just stupid mate? right wingers tend to be less intelligent

>>69768298
>>69768314
leftists would have better equality, rightists would have less to pay for. Its a win:win


>>69768372

No, no it is not. Are you already trying the drugs to get into another plane?

>>69768411
what suburb

>>69768358
If you're on a deckchair in the front row
you best watch yourself because OVER THEY GO

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>>69768194
fair it's a statist approach but there's nothing inherently wrong with that. you're a bit caught up in the whole philisophical aspect though, if you work your whole life and afford a nice comfy home and the gov takes it away when you die it's not like you'll lose any sleep over it (you'll be dead lmao) there's not much moral argument saying your children deserve to inherit 500k because you shagged their mum
and assuming this is implemented within a capitalist system the house just goes back on the market and the gov reaps the profit, still a statist idea but doesn't really offend the idea of private property as you suggest
and as I said, there can be regulation in effect where a child could buy back their home cheaper or something

>>69768198
yeah m8 that's why I said an inheritence tax wouldn't effect the class system, I support the general layout of our capitalist society and it's just that the rich constantly getting rich due to the nature of holding wealth and capital gains means that society as a whole doesn't get richer and there's this stupid divide as seem in America

>>69768205
>Wouldn't a high inheritance tax just cause parents to transfer their wealth to their children while they're still alive?
that's why you'd have regulation in place, and even if there are workarounds someone might only be able to transfer $2 million to their children instead of $3 million

>Can't you cut taxes by reducing government spending and therefore the need for such taxes in the first place?
not an argument

>What is wrong with the rich getting richer?
it's unsustainable to have these people with so much money they have no concept of it, surely you rorkes understand that with the main argument against immigration is that incessant growth and piling on of people can't and won't last forever

>>69768432
ohohoh ah yes this explains it all

Need to sleep, night burgers, night communists xx

>>69768371
Get yourself a PS4 and save your poor PC the pain

>>69768441
Shall not read even a smidgen of this

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anyone ever seen a Fairy Ring before?

I've seen one hiking around here

>>69768428
>No, no it is not.
how would it not be? not if you're in the top 2-3% maybe but for the 97% others it would be

>>69768432
Haberfield

Full of old Italian people, nice restaurants/homes/parkland and relatively close to public transport

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Can you legally buy and own a crossbow in Britain? I was thinking of buying one so I can kill squirrels and then eat them. There are several online places where you can buy one, I just want to know if my house will get raided by the police if I order one

>>69768098

>a capitalist society in which everyone has wealth according to the value of their work is what we need
>everyone has wealth according to the value of their work is what we need

Labor does not determine value and the strenuous labor of an individual making minimum wage and the money manipulation of a lethargic rich man create unequal value simply because the value they create is not at all proportionate to the intensity of their labor but rather their services being valued differently by other individuals. This is what Communists actually believe, that value is inherent to a single individual when it is purely a social concept that exists between people.

>>69768403
I didn't FUCKING touch the permissions. also that was the problem with firefox not loading 4chan scripts btw, fixed now. and linux is 10x simpler compared to windows

>>69768372
>not doing their fair share of work then others would be equally as annoyed and would call them out on it.
>vastly better than what we have today
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>69768446
>lol i quite enjoy being in the top 10% best suburbs in the country, why dont you just move to a richer suburb
blow it

>>69768441
i shall be reading this post as it is interesting to see actual discussion that doesn't resort to calling people pakis, jews, or rorkes (fedoras)

>>69768459
theyre p common bruv

standard fungi operating procedure

>>69768466
You're mentally ill

Hell yeah

>>69768463
>Haberfield was dubbed "the garden suburb" in the early 20th century and retains its well-kept parks, tree-lined streets and fine Federation-era houses with immaculate gardens. The entire suburb is heritage-listed
gee whiz i wonder why you like it

>>69768475
currently those not doing their fair share are so rich and powerful they can influence the minds of people to make them blame their problems on people fleeing war torn countries

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>>69768284
not a fan of suburbia but we definitely have some of the nicest looking suburbs in the world

this is where marco rubio lives, no self-respecting australian with decent money like him would be caught dead in a place like this

>>69768459
saw one once an my third eye started hemorrhaging spiritual energy

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me

>>69768473
well done

>>69768489
the proto gf was talking about gutting/cooking and eating roadkill earlier

>>69768516
>stealth in the Batman Arkham games

>>69768377
>1960s
which grew out of europe being decimated and widespread rebuilding in the most cost-effective way possible

>>69768434
Pinted with the lad at the Cheltenham hasbeen festival in the summer. He's a good chap.

>>69768459
Yes, there used to be one in my garden

>>69768489
Explain to me what is wrong with killing and eating a tasty invasive species

>>69768499
The argument was whether suburbs were depressing m9

Not my issue you live in a poo one

Will bugger the first lad who replies to this post

babestation boobs

>>69768500
bit anti-semetic

>>69768554
hello

Will bugger the first lad who buggers a lad

>>69768441
fuck off back to canada

Absolutely buggered lads

>>69768565
>>69768567
poofs

do people call each other "big guy" regularly in the uk? pretty common here for someone to say "watch out big guy" when squeezing past you etc.

>>69768441
>there's not much moral argument saying your children deserve to inherit 500k because you shagged their mum

Yes there is. It is the foundation of civilization, the nuclear family, and the continuity of them. What exactly is the purpose of being productive whilst concurrently having children, continuity, if you cannot guarantee their well being after dying? Generational wealth is one of the many incentives of being productive rather than producing bare minimum which is inevitable in wealth-distributive states.

The better solution would simply being progressive taxation (to avoid the inevitable amassing of stagnant money) rather than the breaking of familiar continuity and the replacement of the family structure within the state.

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483393262170.webm

collecting for the poor, plz give generously

for fucks sake brain, if you're tired then go to fucking sleep

>>69768441
It is an argument when your entire point is that inheritance tax will do away with the need for other kinds of taxes

Why not just cut public spending and cut taxes too? Or just cut public spending and keep taxes where they are

>it's unsustainable
Money is different from people namely in that money doesn't need food or shelter or medical care and it won't commit crimes or bring disease

There's no argument to be had for trying to stop the rich from becoming richer because wealth is non zero sum

Now if wealth were static then you could argue that it would be wrong because someone being rich would then mean someone is poor as a result but that's not the case because wealth can be created

Don't think you have a big enough piece of the pie?
Bake one yourself it's really not that hard as is evidenced by the millions and millions who lift themselves out of poverty every year

That's the economic reality in which we live

>>69768587
that was a meaningful sequence of events

>>69768550
>suburbs aren't depressing because i say so
hmm full circle

Just found this video of thailad and the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7K-WFDJDQY

>>69768614
I think we've proven that _____some_____ suburbs are depressing mate

Clearly an advancement on your initial, flawed statement

>>69768581
Big lad. Big chap.
It can be an ironic derogatory phrase if they're not actually big.

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>>69768600
>There's no argument to be had for trying to stop the rich from becoming richer because wealth is non zero sum

I was going to say this also.

>That's the economic reality in which we live

And not the leftist theories which presuppose for their success that man is Adam and Eve.

>>69768600
>wealth is non zero sum
>there is an infinite amount of resources on the planet
mate

oi darlins, what moisturiser do you use? xx

>>69768640
I use a small dollop of Dove moisturiser every day on my willy

>>69768635
bit bland

>>69768640
cetraben, medically prescribed

>>69768630
>some suburbs
>some
>not 90%

>>69768640
just moisturized my face actually,
vaseline intensive care
need to get something better

>>69768637
Well remind me when the value of the planet is entirely exhausted and the economy ceases to a halt.j

waiting for someone to bully communism so i can get my teeth into them

>>69768651
pics

>>69768669
I get it mate you're a sadsack x

the lads on my secret internet forum are laughing at the lefties boys

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FACT: suburbs are actually comfy

it's a damn sight better than being restricted to a tiny house with a tiny yard, although if you don't have a car you are FUCKED

>>69768640
E45 cream twice a day
face like a baby's arse

>>69768600
>evidenced by the millions and millions who lift themselves out of poverty every year
ah yes, a wheelchair bound retarded nigger in africa making bone necklaces can surely make millions, if he just pulls up his bootstraps and works hard

>>69768701
>although if you don't have a car you are FUCKED

Ah yes, America

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>non-american suburbs have small yards

>>69768714
>implying you can just get anywhere you like without a car in australian outskirt suburbs either

>>69768640
I have this bio-cell eye gel stuff.
My eyelids itch in the morning. It somehow stops that.

>>69768711
>the system is unfair because actual mentally retarded people are very unlikely to become millionaires

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>>69768714
we're the exact same

>>69768637
Not all wealth generation is based upon resource extraction

Facebook and Instagram and Snapchat are just a few of the countless examples where people were able to conjure up billions essentially out of thin air

None of those companies have factories or mines or farms or wells
They don't make anything tangible yet the founders were able to become extraordinarily wealthy

>>69768736
never said the system was unfair lad, but i'm glad to see you're beginning to understand that

both communists and capitalists are wrong

wealth comes from ideas and being able to execute those ideas efficiently

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would 100% live somewhere like this

>>69768581
only when informed about hypothetical pain levels of mask removal

>>69768711
>strawman meme argument

Yes I suppose that he would be able to do so in a socialistic state. Or rather he'd be supported by the productivity of productive individuals because the value of his product and labor is worth hardly anything either way.

>n-word

Edgy

Australia is honestly a better place to live than America

>>69768726
>australian outskirt suburbs
Mostly have buses, trains and sometimes even light rail available unless you're talking about Wirrumdudgeemiddleoffuckingnowhere

Don't really care about people who live >20km away from a central business district

>>69768742
I can get to almost anywhere I want in Sydney and beyond pretty comfortably by public transport

>>69768762
that's so dire
can't imagine what kind of runt you are

suburbs are awful because there's more to a living space than just your shitbox home and yard that makes it good.

>>69768771
ah yes, putting words in my mouth, very productive

>>69768778
>I can get to almost anywhere I want in Sydney and beyond pretty comfortably by public transport
you live in the city don't you

Just found out that my TI89 is worth less than 40quid

Gutted ngl

>>69768790
Ah yes putting logical inferences in my mind hmm *sips tea*

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>awake for 93 seconds
>eaten 2kg of turkish delight

i am anti-wheelchair ramps lads
people aren't equal, we shouldn't give some useless genetic untermensch special treatment at the detriment of others

>>69768801
>american
>using the term "quid" to refer to dollars

grim

just say bucks

>>69768794
Inner-west

I can get to Campbelltown, Sutherland, Manly, Blue Mountains or even fucking Wirrong all the way up the coast all quite comfortably using only public transport

>>69768813
so when should we start taking away your welfare then la

>>69768586
true, tbf it may seem like I'm advocating for some massive 100% inheritance tax, I mean more like something that can take a big chunk out of a person's inheritence so that people still provide something for their kids don't get lazy towards the end of their lives and stop working because it doesn't matter

>>69768600
might be hard for burgers to understand but I like public spending; reasonable uni fees, good public transport, don't have to worry about medical coverage etc. there's a good safety net here
>There's no argument to be had for trying to stop the rich from becoming richer because wealth is non zero sum
except almost every developed country in the world is experiencing a housing crisis, in part because mr shekelstein and xiaoping lee need somewhere to park their wealth so they'll buy property without any real societal gain. massive wealth does impact the economy when you have inflation targets in most country, when some people get richer the cost of living goes up for everyone
>Bake one yourself it's really not that hard as is evidenced by the millions and millions who lift themselves out of poverty every year
I might get rich (studying within a lucrative field) but it's guaranteed I'll never be filthy rich because I won't inherit much

https://www.instagram.com/maxkey_/?hl=en
have a look at john key (former NZ pm)'s son's twitter, this guy is thick as shit but he's still set for life

>>69768748
>out of thin air
>what is electricity

>>69768805
well, logic is better than whatever you had in there before

>>69768813
this 100%
once we /brit/ browsing ubermensch overtake the world, we shall surely genocide anyone who doesn't say the sacred 'alri'

>>69768830
Wyong*

>>69768806
is that shit good? saw it at the grocery store

>>69768828
I am quite simply partaking in the /brit/ gimmick la

Now piss off

>>69768831
i'm the rich lad desu, i'm a net contributor to the state

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>canada
>first world

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just finished doing a masturbating to Beth Lilly

http://imgur.com/a/OIuiW

>>69768846
It's rose flavoured jelly (jello)

>>69768834
we get it, you free shit from rich people

>>69768830
haha the absolute state of you lad
public transport takes 5x longer to get somewhere than it does by car

https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1483973213456.webm

>>69768897
How do trannies even cum?
I thought they take anti androgens that kill your balls

>>69768864
good lad

>>69768897
abominable tits
who the fuck thinks that looks good? would rather fuck a tranny with a flat chest than that shit

>>69768834
>almost every developed country in the world is experiencing a housing crisis,

If this were true then why do developed countries have by far the lowest rates of homelessness in the world?

Surely if there were a housing crisis going on you would have many people without a roof over their heads

>>69768895
nice to not spend a fortune on parking and you can drink whithout worrying

>>69768895
Parramatta to Town Hall
-30 minutes by train
-34 minutes by car

Sutherland to Manly
-1hr 42 by public
-1hr 10 by car

Town hall to Blue Mountains
-2hr 4 by public
-1hr 49 by car

Strathfield to Campelltown
-1hr 22 by public
-48 by car

I can go on and on mate

>>69768957
go on then

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>>69768948
>nice to not spend a fortune on parking
you've never driven a car before have you

>>69768934
>fake tits on a fake girl
well then

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I wonder...

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>ywn be a conquistador fucking a harem of native girls (males)

why live

cars are good in small, sparsely populated towns and give independence to those rich enough to afford them
public transport is better for cities

that's my analysis

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quite wish public transport wasn't so grim in canada outside of toronto and montreal

high speed rail between calgary and edmonton when

>biopsy, 23/12
>results emailed to correct hospital, 2/1
>time it takes for a nurse to tell the appropriate doctor that the results have come, [tba]

no rush guys, it's only cancer, I can wait
fucking NHS..

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i'm a proper fucking virgin

ask me anything lads

>(5) In the fighting, Diomedes kills many Trojans, including Pandaros, and defeats Aeneas, whom Aphrodite rescues, but Diomedes attacks and wounds the goddess. Apollo faces Diomedes and warns him against warring with gods. Many heroes and commanders join in, including Hector, and the gods supporting each side try to influence the battle. Emboldened by Athena, Diomedes wounds Ares and puts him out of action.

was he a self insert?

>>69768998
Your mum's a high-speed rail

>>69768998
>HSleaf

>>69769013
do dolphins sleep?

>>69768997
this

>>69768957
>implying posted numbers = reality
it ALWAYS takes longer and the bus is ALWAYS full of scum

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>post on another chan
>forget to noko

>>69769013
where is jessica hyde?

>>69769044
>noko
doing a 'stalgia

>>69769037
This is straight off google maps, which has been very reliable for me

Sorry to hear that Canadian buses are full of shit, I guess that's just an issue over your way x

might drink a cide' and then commit a 'cide

>>69768998
>implying Alberta is civilized
don't ask questions goyim and enjoy your good goy points card in the mail every month

>>69768940
do you have any perception of the world lad?
housing crisis as in cost, UK median house price is £272,000, australia is $658,608 although tbf america is $188,900
remember that that includes a lot of houses in bumfuck nowhere, iirc sydney's median is over one million and that includes areas that can barely be said to be in sydney
part of the reason behind this is that the gfc destroyed confidence in stocks as investments for mr sheckelstein and his associates while housing is a very safe and stable investment, meaning rich fucks will buy a lot of houses jacking up the price (often as well overseas chinese will buy apartments and won't even bother with the hassle of renting them out)

is pizza at 5am degenerate?

>>69769026
they half sleep i think, heard this before somewhere

>>69769053
i dont know haha

>>69769084
on a wednesday morning on your lonesome?

highly

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dire

this rum isn't doing for me 2bh

drunk half the bottle and still don't feel a thing

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who /notsleeping/

Business Idea: Comedy-Drama series about a Brit expat living in Thailand

example scene: brit is taking a local female to his residence....opens the door and says, "welcome to my thai pad"
*queue laugh track*

>>69769013
do videos of girls calling you a pathetic loser make you cum?

>>69769106
Set the depature to 3pm

Its departing at your time in Canada right now and will take extra long because of night services

>>69769109
have you tried pouring it up your bum instead?

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>>69769085
thank you

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want some proper snow lads

like a good three of four feet of it, overnight. and i want it to stay for at least a week

>>69769098
well, it's takeaway that's in the fridge, shall pop it in the microwave

>>69769141
who's this nancy boy

>>69769142
literally here rn

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bit less dire

looks like nofap will end today lads

had 5 days going strong

>>69769146
oh thought you meant takeaway lol

that is socially acceptable i think

well, as acceptable as staying up to 5am is anyway

>>69769131
don't know, I only watch videos of sex in the missionary position with lots of hugging and kissing

>>69769137
might try this

usually only anally administer 500mg doses of paracetamol but I figure I can douche the rum up there while I'm at it

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>>69769155
I dont know, it's just called "Boy with a squirrel"

Baptism of Prince Vladimir

>>69769124
HE's sleeping, I'm in control until he wakes up

im like picasso when i cum into a tissue lads

>>69769177
haha he even watches porn like a virgin

>>69769178
>anally administer 500mg doses of paracetamol
for what purpose?

>>69769196
virgin.

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put aside the rhetoric boys

>>69769196
headache innit

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>mum's got a friend coming over
>gonna be stuck in my hot as fuck room for ages

>>69769196
faster comeup

>>69769210
>>69769224
o-ok

>>69769177
https://xhamster.com/movies/4450590/loser_of_natural_selection.html

reminder that if you're using windows 10 with a webcam its taking a picture every few seconds

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my london flat

>>69769223
go to the beach alone laddo it's what I'm going to do

>>69769083
Home ownership rates are currently on the rise though it's almost as if they're cyclical like everything else wow

>>69769254
the LED isn't on

>>69769013
how old are you

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>>69769254

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>society improves tenfold the minute women get freedom
interesting

do i have a doob or 2 oneies lads

>>69769264
so?

>>69769267
just turned 18 today

>>69769245
https://xhamster.com/movies/4535873/jerk_addicted_loser.html

>>69769262
i don't live near the ocean
also id burn within a minute if i did

>>69769264
Doesn't have to be

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>>69769223
>tfw ducted aircon

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>>69769264
doesn't matter
its for "biometric" data

the future looks bright

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howling

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>>69769281
ONESIE

>>69769281
fat zoot lad

>>69768864
she has no neck whatsoever

>>69769195
>having to rub your own willy because you can't get a girl to do it
imagine being this pathetic

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>when someone makes a non porn thread on /gif/

LOL

>>69769263
do you seriously not read the news at all and get all your info from /pol?
there are serious doubts over whether the young generation now will be able to afford homes in the future, ever heard of "generation rent"? it's not a cyclical issue
means that even if you get an above-average income you'll be stuck in some shithole suburb if you don't want a fat mortgage on your home

>>69769332
>>>/v/

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>>69769332

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>>69769318

>>69769340
*clicks report button on all of them*

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Edward III crossing the Somme River

>>69769362
*places my bollocks just below the water before the cavalry begins their charge*
ahhh... now just to wait..

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gf just telepathically communicated this image to me

drinking Mexican 7up

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The Reverend Robert Walker Skating on Duddingston Loch

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/j3lie/do_women_actually_enjoy_doggie_style/

i like socialised healthcare

>>69769421
Communists need to FUCK OFF

>>69769382
DUDE

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ah yes cycling

haven't started anything for my dissertation lads got a meeting at 5pm today and it's literally just going to be another 30minute session of "just tell me what i should be researching i don't care about literally anything i'm studying" replied with "i can't do that this has to be independent work"

Its a poor fellow who can't take his pleasure without asking other people's permission.

wearing a tampon

>>69769469
all cyclists should be killed

>>69769478
rasheed

>>69769449
SHROOMS

>>69769477
how

>>69769477
always wanted a gf so i could learn more about periods
they're very mysterious to me

bellend is bleeding lads

Just had a wank and came into a tissue but it stuck to my helmet and when I peeled it off it had a little blood on. do I have an std now?

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"Guarded by English soldiers"

periods are gross! girls are icky

>yanks appropriating lad culture
not a dan

>>69769474
Just do your fucking work mate uni is a piece of piss

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https://youtu.be/T1DFWGOIZ6Y

lad culture is quite literally a bastardized and accented version of bro culture

>>69769581
all thai people should be killed

>>69769523
don't know what that means

>>69769526
>LE GOT TO CHANGE MY PAD LE OMG IM SO SAD MOOD SWINGS DRINKING WINE EATING CHOCOLATE :DDDDDDDDDD
you're not missing much brother

Three assignments due this week

>Assignment 1 was due on Monday at 4pm, haven't even started it
>Assignment 2 is due at 4pm today, haven't even started it
>Assignment 3 is due at 4pm tomorrow, haven't even started it
>not even started my dissertation which is due April I think
>not attended a single class all year
>this is a fucking retake year after I used muh depression as an excuse last year

How the fuck have they not kicked me out yet? I'm definitely gonna commit suicide after this academic year ends either way

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The absolute state of youtube

think the whole consciousness thing is overblown. the most natural times in my life are when i'm not reflecting on why i'm doing something or what my current state of mind it, i just act, like when i'm on a walk

>>69769614
don't kill yourself mate

>>69769668
don't stop him from achieving eternal peace

>>69769614
when are you going to start your assignments?

>>69769643
I remember back in 2008 when YouTube had a somewhat decent community

Now its just retarded normie shitters, 3rd worlders and 12 year olds

>>69769680
one must first make peace with himself

>>69768463
what the fuck I used to live in Haberfield

i do not ever remember a time where youtube had a good community

>>69769581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByOU5CwuZjU

>>69769691
acknowledging you're not fit for this world is making peace with yourself

Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism

>>69769684
It was always like that but now there's just more of them

>>69769712
by not even achieving oneness with this realm how can you ascend to the astral plane

ah yes...finally the rum decides to show up...feeling nice and numb now so I'm not bothered by how much of a loser I am....yes yes, excellent....indeed....

>>69769561
i just have no idea what i'm even meant to be doing
wish they'd just give me a fucking question and then i could write it
i just don't care about anything my diss supervisor writes about and the only topic i actually want to do he dismissed straight away as not even being the subject my degree is in. i'm just not creative or motivated enough to pretend theres some bullshit about theorising NATO that even remotely interests me

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I don't get it

Australian suburbs are very different to yank ones
you can live in a suburb in a detached house and be in walking distance to the CBD

>>69769668
With 50k+ debt and no degree out of it, I really might as well tbqh

>>69769682
Each working day that an assignment is late, 10% gets deducted from your mark. So if I finish assignment 1 today by 4pm I only lose 20% off the mark, although I haven't prepared so it will porbably be awful anyway. I'll get that one out of the way quickly and then try to also finish assignment 2 before 4pm so that I maybe pass that. Then I have work this evening so I'll have to pull an all-nighter to finish assignment 3 in time.

Trouble is I just can't stop procratsinating, I'm in about 15 threads right now and haven't even opened Word. I'm pretty fucked.

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hmm

>>69769760
doxxable info that lad
be careful

>>69769775
what are you studying?

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>tfw to intelligent for labour

>>69769816
post minuscule corean cock

>>69768148
N-no you

haven't seen the gf in 2 weeks

reckon I might have to break up with her

https://youtu.be/PBAl9cchQac
big tune lads

>>69769775
>Trouble is I just can't stop procratsinating
Tell me about it, I have an exam tomorrow and I'm still sat here wanking and shitposting.

>>69769838
she's busy

>Dr Poo

>tfw to smart to have a gf

>>69769842
Good tune!

there was a lad singing along to Rick Astley "never going to give you up" sat behind me in Argos earlier lads

>>69769868
all cypriots should be hugged :3

>iphones don't work below -5c

screaming

>>69769895
why were you sitting in argos

>>69769903
you just got irl roll'd

>>69769863
>Shitlock
Lol

>>69769910
buying a new set of earphones, had to wait 7 minutes for my order

are you fat btw?