/brit/

choose love not hate

>>69739337
oh fuck off

>>69739367
triggered

Compelling OP

white people fuck dogs

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>one chance at life
>born an ugly socially inept manlet with no personality

Dick won't stop dripping

>>69739367
off you trot porky

nth for maccas

fuck off french people

>>69739390
I expect this post from an Irish flag but not an Australian one.

As far as I know, Australian posters are all 9/10 turbonormans and one post isn't going to convince me otherwise.

>>69739396
>>69739397
if I ever find out who this is I'm going to crack your fucking head open with a bat

>>69739398
>likes french fries
>hates the french

hmm

He called me people so that's a victory

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>>69739367

Do we sell..."French...Fries"?

sydneyyyyyyyy

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>>69739414
that's what makes it worse

>>69739390
howling

>>69739422
>french fries
>french

umm try again sweetie xx

they're belgian

>>69739367
get the sand out of your vagina m8

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The ol nip tuck as they say

Never even been to Melbourne
It's probably SHIT

Just don't have the motivation, self-discipline or willpower for medicine 2bh

The whole didn't-study-in-school-but-still-got-good-grades sounds like a meme but in my case it was true

>>69739433
>>69739455
OH FUCK OFF

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>>69739454
Belgium is France. It's not a real country.

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>oh fuck off

In the next thread im going to post content of value.

This thread doesn't have the right 'feel' to it, if you know what I mean?

>>69739468
Are you implying they had work done?

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having a quick game on the 'station

>>69739495
post your russian cock

>>69739492
you tried

want hayley williams to shit on me

i'm lativian

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>lefties are being wiped out of existence
god is good

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>born just in time to witness Russia placing a puppet president in the White House

the fucking state of the American Empire

>>69739446
>>69739471
yes LADS

>>69739510
>wearing denim at home

>>69739550
good post

jordan knight just messaged me on facebook threatening to come to england and heem me if I keep posting about him

bit shook up lads

>>69739541
hmm yes they hacked the paper ballots, as overwhelming evidence suggests

>>69739522
More than France ever did in the last hundred years

>>69739572
watch out, he'll eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

*in yank voice*
hmm just got home better leave all my clothes including shoes shoes on
*fires up the microwave in order to make tea*

convinced i'm the only melbourne poster that has ever regularly posted in /brit/

>>69739541
That makes us puppets of the puppet.

>on overnights at work this week
>every issue that comes through at that time is an aussie
Helped a lad from launceton tasmania tonight, he told me "thank god you're not a bloody paki" when I answered the service phone and I almost spat out my coffee

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when I see you walking with her, I have to cover my eyes (I have to cover my eyes)
every time you leave with her, something inside of me dies (something inside of me dies)

anyone here ever been to a thai massage parlour?

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https://is.4chan.org/b/1484054392963.webm

wew

need a gf that will just lounge around on the lounge in the lounge room in her panties with me all day

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oh fuck off

>>69739631
rah...

>>69739617
>Helped a lad from launceton tasmania tonight, he told me "thank god you're not a bloody paki" when I answered the service phone and I almost spat out my coffee

wonder which of his heads was talking?

How does it feel knowing that one of /brit/'s biggest contributors is a girl, lads?

>>69739623
>tfw the oneitis barely ever has boyfriends
(Y)

>>69739631
Body like a fridge on stilts with fake tits

Polite reminder that you're a fricking moron if you think time is linear

my phd thesis on willies:
4 inches = small
5 inches = below average
6 inches = average
7 inches = above average
8 inches = big

passed my first year of economics lads

couldn't tell you a thing about it though haha

>>69739695
Probably to stay available for a horde one night stands with Chad.

>>69739608
Let's try get that number down to zero you smellbumian

>>69739709
>fake tits
no
>fridge
no again, look at her hips

put my music on shuffle and We Found Love keeps coming on

is it a sign?

what if suicide is actually a reset button?

>>69739725
tfw average

>>69739725
got an average willy lads

>>69739337

>>69739714

>>69739725
What about measurements falling between those numbers?

>>69739743
why dont you find out and let us know?

>>69739725
>tfw 6.5

>>69739725
>tfw 7.5

What the hell is an inch

>>69739743
REALLY thinking now

>>69739754
slightly above or below

the oneitis spent NYE in her bedroom drinking alone

>>69739732
that's what i think most of the time, but she can afford to be picky i guess

>>69739691
don't believe it for a second tbqh

>>69739733
GUARANTEE i've been here (/brit/) longer than any other Australian. You're not getting rid of me.

>>69739768
Okay. I'm slightly above or below small :D

>>69739736
why is it in your music to begin with

>>69739769
Yeah, drinking my weenus juice ;)

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small penis master race

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Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

>>69739764
the length of your dick, x2

*rolls eyes*
Victorians...

just shit myself while i was crossdressing in the gf's favourite outfit

>>69739782
post feminine willy

dun....
dun dun....
dun...
dun dun...
dun d-da...d-d-da
dun d-da...d-d-da
dun d-da...d-d-da
dun d-da dun dun d-da dun d-da
dun d-da dun dun d-da dun d-da
dun d-da dun dun d-da dun d-da
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE?
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE?
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE?

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I didn't want to post this and I've been very reluctant to do so. But I feel I must be honest and transparent about my past and who I am now as a person. In 2011 I committed a crime and was placed under arrest. Because of poor choices in life, I violated my probation and was sent to a male prison.
The details of that experience will be told another day but being as I was in a male prison, I was forced to cut my hair and was denied my hormone treatments at first. The whole experience was a very depressing, traumatizing ride. Not only was i stripped of the esstainals of what I built myself of becoming a woman was but I was reminded every day of the fact that I was born a man and was treated as such.
Fast forward to today and as you can see what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and this is exactly what has happened. So today in the name of self acceptance I show you my new look. I've come to realize that being a trans woman is not just about long hair and makeup. To me now I see its about the self love I got to show myself and to not allow societies cookie cutter image of what being a woman is be imposed on to me. I only know how to be myself and currently this is my new look for now because my hair isn't what classified me as a person or a trans woman. I am the beholder and this what Iam is beauty. Plus it'll grow back.
One love

>>69739796
Royal cheese

Tarantino's a dumb cunt, there's no "with"

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>>69739810
b-b-but m-muh coffee, m-muh alleyways

>>69739835
talk to me

ooooooooooo o o o oo oo o ooooo

TALK TO MEEEEEE

>>69739836
alri man

I would rather read one Australian post than 10,000 American posts

found out my brothers knows one of christopher ecclestons relatives

am i part celebrity now lads

>>69739550
maybe she's at his home fuckwit

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>when you can't stop staring into your mate's eyes

>>69739865
so would anyone

did you get that post wrong?

>>69739781
Never too late to wipe a shit off your arse

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>>69739736

>>69739877
Don't know who that is

>>69739894
bit gay

Alri lads. Rate my english Tbh. Can I pass as a native speaker? https://sendvid.com/gl28b2xp

>>69739923
get fucked

>>69739928
Don't click this it gave me a virus.

I've had sex with multiple women but still consider myself a virgin

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>>69739838
>not Royal fromage
hmmm

>>69739887
>gf not being pantsless at your home
*bins*

http://www.strawpoll.me/12074649
http://www.strawpoll.me/12074649
http://www.strawpoll.me/12074649
http://www.strawpoll.me/12074649
http://www.strawpoll.me/12074649

quite important if i do say so myself

oi rudeboy, SHUT UP

>>69739938
bit gay

@69739928
fuck off paki

>>69739944
Same. Honestly don't count it unless it's for the purpose of pregnancy

>>69739948
the 'bane's always felt overrepresented

>>69739928
Don't even joke about stuff like that mate

>>69739948
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12074649
voted Australia just to fuck with it

>>69298931

Benzos don't cause dementia

>>69739877
I'm related to Barbra Streisand

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>when they use a name so you can filter them

>>69739998
I should do that to this kamen tosspot

reminder that using a condom does not count as losing your virginity as you're basically just having sex with a piece of latex

>>69739948
>Not Australia
fuck off whoever voted that

>>69739993
hold on, let me open the window behind me for you to put your nose through and be able to stand close enough for me to hear your voice haha

>>69739928
thought you learnt your lesson yesterday cunt when you got btfo. fuck off

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>>69739998
>filter "anonymous"
>see nothing

@69740014
whoa

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>Woman accused of 7-Eleven axe attack was born a boy named Karl

>>69740014
LITERALLY this

>there's a cute adelaidian in this thread RIGHT now
I better stop swearing.

is brisbane gonna flood this year?

hope it does 2bh

cunts

>>69739948
M E M E C I T Y

>>69740035
Dilkington?

business question: can psychiatrists send you back in time?

>>69739947
>letting your family and friends see your gf pantsless

cuck

>>69739877
i'm related to the jo cocks killer

>>69740039
haha that was me la

>>69740014
I've literally never ejaculated in a vagina.

WTF the (you)S work in all generals except on /brit/

There's this female runt at work that has half her hair missing.

Like, she has her hair tied back and then there is this very large and noticable gap between the back of her head and the front.

I made the mistake of looking at the edge of the divide. I felt like throwing up. How can you be that much of a runt?

Fucking hell wigs aren't that expensive and no one is going to say anything if it isn't a terrible syrup. People will think you're a cancer patient or something.

>>69740014
this unironically
you've really just wanked into some rubber

>>69740035
>this will get recorded as a crime committed by a "women"

women btfo

hE flEsh oF fallEN angeLs

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>>69739982
I say I'm from Brisbane when I'm arguing with Melbournians, though I actually live in Sydney, just to throw them off because their single line of defence only works against Sydneysiders

>>69740039
unironically me

not cute though

>>69740045
Get fucked cunt.
Meet me at wagga wagga maccas and I'll send your jaw into orbit.

are gay guys who only get fucked in the bum virgins since they've never put their willy in someone?

Business idea: send people back in time with my out-of-world psychiatrist powers

>>69740099
That's exactly what a cutie would say, cutie.

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I miss him guys.

>>69740115
all gay guys are virgins

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>conspiracy theories aren't real

>>69740109
wagga is in nsw dipstick

>>69740028
>>69739983
>post requesting advice on the way you sound
>receive advice on everything but the way you sound
Ah yes

>montreal
>not actually real

>>69740148
you sound like a fairy m8

Gonna do a poo lads

>couldn't sign out of my gmail account on chrome for some reason
>google a solution
>says to go to settings and log out of my account
>settings only has log in as an option
>log in
>log out
>something pops up, click ok, not really paying attention
>all bookmarks and extensions gone forever
didn't realise how much stuff i had saved lads, this has crippled me

>>69740066
can i have an autograph?

>>69740144
Never said it wasn't, give your head a wobble "mate"

*waits for you at wagga wagga maccas*

>>69740170
would have been funnier to say its not a real mountain

WELFARE costs us $150 BILLION every year.
ALP doesn't care, at least the government is trying to shake the tree.

might do a

>>69740207
but do they push pineapple?

listening to Arca

>>69740207
hmm

Need a 'dora equivalent but for right wing loudmouths

>>69740219
Not me. Fuck off thailad.

>>69740219
didnt pay her enough more like la'

Did an asterisk post in /tv/ yesterday and they fucking hated it hahaha

*smiles smugly*

>>69740083
What if you ejaculate in a vagina but have never impregnated a woman, which is the purpose of sex in the first place. Still a virgin?

>>69740219
>>69740234
go have a fight and record it

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>>69740170
>he namefags as kamen rider
how many dicks have you gobbled?

>>69740219
she was probably just running late for her client mate don't worry about it

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>hmm

>Need a 'dora equivalent but for right wing loudmouths

>>69740190
sorry but that would be doxable info

>>69740246
I've started having trouble not posting "Shan't" or "Ah yes" in other threads/boards 2bh
they infected my vocabulary pretty quickly

>>69740234
you fuck off dickhead

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anyone else pretend to be a non white on pol and make threads criticising pol logic?

always works in getting (You)'s

>>69740249
debatable

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http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483998700585.webm

havent fapped in 5 days
might try to keep it up

>>69740267
>it didn't infect the way he speaks too

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>>69739337

>>69740035
yet more proof mtt are just males

>>69740267
Not a word

>it's a "Thailad develops schizophrenia" episode

ah yes very impressive

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>>69740287

all i've had to eat today is a packet of french fries and a curly wurly

>>69740322
em titty hehehehe

>>69740014
>he doesnt know that every girl today has stds
lol bet youve never even touched a girl before

its so weird how i never managed to make an arse out of myself on facebook despite it being around for most of my high school years

>>69740356
treated myself to fairy bread for breakfast and haven't had anything else

feel a bit shit tho

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>>69740287

moving to Brentford 2bh

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Reckon I could heem Wanyama the pussy cunt

>>69740267
did a shan't in a thread on /ck/ and got a ban once

What is the ideal female name?

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>>69740376

>>69740376
did this to a gook once in public and he slapped me

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>get in an intense political argument
>ask for sources
>when they provide them simply reply with "didn't click a single one"
works every time lads

>>69740392
Alex (short for Alexandria), Alison, Alice

like a good "A" name

>>69740392

Katie is the eternal GOAT

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>>69740381
he'd kick your head in lad

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/232-Whisper-Cv_Idaho-Falls_ID_83404_M14992-81367?turbo=1#photo35

All yours for just over 300k. An equivalent house here would be worth £800k at a minimum

>>69740368
>despite it being around for most of my high school years
>*is painfully reminded that he is talking to people born in 1998*
>*Disconnects and does more adult activities like reading a book or buying an expensive thing Instead*

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>>69740392
Cho

>>69740420
Umm, that sounds VERY chavvy

>>69740450
i was born in 1994, mr 3rd world

>>69740450
Fair point what DO adults do?

>>69740437
;_; my 2 bed flat in london costs more than that

>>69740267
Think fedoraposting has a much wider applicability but not sure how it would be received
>>69740437
>Idaho
that's why mate
you can have the whole state if you want it, it's a flyover shithole

Who tf is millennial woes

>>69740415
>Alice
This is the perfect female name IMO.

The fucking state of this soppy bitch

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4104912/Piers-Morgan-blasts-mother-worst-kind-parent-Good-Morning-Britain-billed-playdate-friend-325-three-year-old-daughter-s-designer-shoes-got-scuffed.html

>>69740437
mate that's a fucking PALACE not a house

its just thailad shitposting. ignore it.

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>tfw you realise there are gay guys who have had their willies in fannies and you haven't

>>69740465
1984 here kiddo. If I met you on the street I would probably give you some deep life advice and pat you on the head

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>>69740437

>>69740437
location is everything though. That thing is in idaho.

sheds in the middle of my city sell for over $2 million while a mcmansion in a new development in the outer suburbs of my city sells for $600k

>>69740498
My uncle turned out to be gay after 5 years of marriage, my aunt supposedly caught him in bed sucking a willy haha

>that post wank sadness

>>69740474
>it's a flyover shithole

90% white, low crime, the great outdoors on your doorstep, houses and land are cheap, the people are extremely conservative. Sounds like paradise

>>69740547
>Sounds like paradise

yeah if you wanna drive 30 minutes to get to a walmart

>>69740463

You're off your head mate

You are receiving this email because you have made...

>>69740547
You get all that because it's a flyover shithole. No one but the most vapid, bland cunts move there

>>69740535
hot

Heading out tonight

Quit smoking but don't want to take out an e-cigarette or snuff

What do?

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>1984 here kiddo. If I met you on the street I would probably give you some deep life advice and pat you on the head

>>69740510
There's a 3rd thai flag so you know

>>69740565
this is only an issue if you're a lazy mong or a child who needs his mother to go shopping for him

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Was he gay?

>>69740574
I don't think you know what the word 'vapid' means, you fucking prat

>>69740479
>perfect female name
Brigitte.

i think i have an internet addiction

i think a lot of us do desu

>>69740588
maybe try not smoking you mong

>>69740593
i'll wait till you make a post within 20 seconds of one another 2bh.

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>>69740573
a grave error ... you will not see the light of day ever again

>>69740588
smoke cock instead

>>69740604
BRIGITTE BARDOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>69740604
Sounds like the name a stripper uses when she isn't going by Candy

>>69740593
Nice. Hit me up on Line if you're not weirdos desu lads. 'nssmd'

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>I have a french gf.

>>69740574
what can you do on a coastal city that you couldnt do there

>>69740636
are you actually algerian?

>>69740607
I have the opposite. The internet is extremely boring, in fact I cannot bring myself to browse another site other than 4chan

>>69740604
sounds like baguette haha

>>69740636
Line is too personal for 4chan, sorry m8.

>>69740665
Yes

3rd

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>>69740621
grim,,,,,,

Imagine being a black african in thailand haha bet you'd get some dirty looks

>>69740609
Ah, yes, it's that easy to stop smoking, particularly when drinking

>>69740680
and you were really born in 84?

>>69740706
it is easy if you're a weak minded drip. man up cunt.

>>69740706
weak willed runt

>>69740674
Ah ok I understand. That was also with the intention of going out so that would have been even more personal lol

Why don't women understand that the world is dangerous and literally every man on the street could kill them with their bare hands if the notion took him

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>>69740702

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>When the ASMR girl compliments your abs but never your intelligence

>it's difficult to stop doing thing
just don't do thing

>>69740729
oooo, look how hard this lad is.

lads i'm quitting /brit/

i always make it a point to reply to anons but they never reply back, goodbye and enjoy your less (You)'s

>>69740739
We're taught that hitting women is dishonorable and weak minded
But really there's nothing preventing us from bashing random ones around but our good conscience

>>69740708
>ah yes being ironically boring.
Too meta for me lad to tell you the truth

>>69740732
meeting someone IRL isn't the same as sharing access to Line, it's a dox thing..

However I'm working all week so yeh..

>>69740782
Not reading this

>>69740782
see you next thread

>>69740729
>>69740730
Clearly never been smokers lads, it's fucking hard to give up when you're sober. When you're drinking it's fucking murder.

It's not like there's a multi-billion pound industry centred around quitting smoking because it's that easy to stop.

>>69740782
>>69740782
>>69740782
>>69740782
>>69740782
>>69740782
One for the road

>>69740802
what

>>69740777
haha you must be an absolute specimen if you think being in control and not being an easily addicted bellsniff is hard.

why the hell are we getting infested with thainonces

i mean, thailad is alreet

not sure about the new ones tho

>>69740767
Massively simplifying it lad

Have you literally not got a single vice that you've tried and failed to give up?

Why don't brits understand that the aussie are dangerous and literally every aussie on the thread could shitpost the thread till the janny nukes it if the notion took him

>>69740852
a doctor too?

a rock hard manly doctor who knows everything about addiction.

why are you on 4chan, mate?

>>69740829
no, youre just a weak human. sorry.

>>69740829
>Clearly never been smokers lads,
Too intelligent for it, 2bh

How do you poms do?

>>69740833
>one
learn to fucking count you mong

>>69740899
you seem confused

>>69740852
>Just stop eating shite
>Just stop taking heroin
>Just stop going to the pub
>Just stop wanking
>Just stop gambling

Think we've found the solution to a big chunk of society's ills lads, get this boy a medal

>>69740829
used to smoke loads lad. still love it, i just have willpower. after a while you crack when you're drunk and it's been so long that it tastes horrible and feels weird and you don't crack again for 6 months. got to learn to turn it down before you get there though.

>>69740901
It's a package

I've also got a package for you as well
*Grabs crotch*

>addictive personality

no such thing

people are just dumb

never had a conversation with a girl

why can't the other Thainonce fuck off

>>69740915
its his thing. he gets slighted and humiliated and does a few mental gymnastics to try and save face or something. he's a weird cunt 2bh.

>>69740937
bet it's fucking miniscule mate

>>69740923
What's wrong with wanking

>>69740915
Wasn't me. It was the third thailad. I'm going to disconnect anyway. Anything written here with my handle from now on isn't me.

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Pederasty. Your thoughts on this please, gents.

>>69740961
I think that's the proxy one unable to follow the conversation.

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why is everyone on /int/ so gay?

>>69740976
is your NYR to learn a new word a day or something? what a banal velleity

>>69740965
"Motion of the ocean" and all that

>>69740890
Forgot /brit/ was regularly visited by ubermensch
>>69740897
I'm a med student m8, my own opinion is that it's more to do with environment than anything else. If your parents smoke, plenty of your friends smoke and you end up in halls with several smokers it's a lot easier to fall into it than if you don't really know anyone who does.

>>69740977
he was doing yesterday as well. couldn't accept that buying dinner and gifts for prostitutes wasn't pathetic.

@69740993


poor bait danksjavel

>>69740928
That's what I'm trying mandem, it's just a case that I'd rather have something to fall back on to go out tonight so I don't end up caving.

Might go for the snuff.

There's something inside you

It's hard to explain

They're talking about you boy

But you're still the same

>>69741016

>slightest bit of willpower
>ubermensch

pretty damning indictment of you mate. jfc.

>>69740969
Nothing, just used it as an example given that nofap is pretty hard to do

>>69741023
alri then

I'm off to watch a movie in bed nn x

Pornography is the devil

>>69739835
>kankernederlander lure

>>69741016
>If your parents smoke, plenty of your friends smoke and you end up in halls with several smokers
Literally me, never smoked. If anything, made it disgusting to me. But I'm also a very strong willed individual. Spent the first 23 years of my life resisting the urge to have gf.

>>69741090
He's a cool guy den

any fellow untermensch in?

>>69741055
It was hyperbole given your self-righteousness m8

Everyone's different, but most people would agree that stopping a pack-a-day habit is difficult

>>69741084
nigger

>>69741078
>not doing thing is hard to do
just don't do thing

>>69741147
DON'T BE RUDE TO THAILAD!!!!

>think I accidently pressed something in my car the other day
>it now starts autolocking whenever I shut the door
>eat my lunch in the car because I'm a loner
>get out the car without my key
fucks sake lads
at least mummy's meeting me after work with the spare

i need to stop doing thing but i cant for the life of me figure out how. what am i like haha

>>69741009
Nonce.

>>69741172
are you going to thank mummy in your special way

>default state of being is not doing thing
>don't want to do thing
>continue not doing thing
just not done thing again lads
oop, and again
I'm on a roll

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>>69741214
what were you thinking

>>69741235
I wasn't thinking, sorry.

>>69741226
Reading pornstar profiles makes me want to stop watching porn.

>>69740993
kys

need to do uni work but i just listened to this and now i want to reinstall it. fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQZNNajxOk

>>69741296
I know right it's like reading Les Misérables

first month in a LONG time where I've had less money in my current account than I started with
stupid christmas

>>69741296
why?

>>69741299
ourgh
ourgh
ourgh
ourgh

GUUUUUARGH
*explodes into chunks*

>frank sinatra
>leonardo dicaprio
>sylvester stallone
>al pacino
are italian americans the master race?

>>69741337
Number one: that's terror