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乙

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Nier Automata is GOTY edition unconditionally

>>69734181
す、すくねぇ・・・

>>69734227
2B is pure sex

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LOqOcknwJw

隣の客はよく柿食う客だ。
Can you say this?

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peru? you waste a lot of money on prostitutes peru. doesn't your mom wonder where all the money goes?

the chinese are waiting for you peru. they will be staring the minute you land at the airport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVPZIsTtHXQ

台湾と言えばビビアンスーだな。
今何やってるんだかね。

>>69734135
おつ

こんどのはおかもとたおっていうのか

>>69734135
otsu
>>69734309
結婚してシンガポールに住んでるらしい

こんばんは
元気がなくなってしまいました

>>69734387
オナニーのしすぎです。

>>69734226
外省人を嫌ってる感じはあった
典型的な本省人ですから
物心ついた頃には国民党が政権握ってて洗脳に近い教育を受けたと言ってた
日本については小学生の頃から家族でよく飛行機乗って旅行に来てたから好きだったと聞いてるよ
実際人生の半分以上日本で暮らしてるし、今でも仕事してる

>>69734387
シコるとエネルギーが失われるからな
寝起きでやると今日一日の活力が全てティッシュに吸い取られて死にたくなる

>>69734400
なるほど
では今からの一週間中に遠慮しておいてみましょうか

>>69734135
乙

>>69734278
帰ってきたらやってみるかも…


念のために前スレの返事をここにも貼ります
>>69733805
>正直ベトナム語なんて覚えても役に立たないだろうからその話はわかる。
問題は見た目ですね、なんか日本でハーフではなく白人100%で中身が完全に日本人のようですけど人から「ああ、この人日本人だ」って思われないってことと同じです

まぁ、実の親に育てられた子はベトナム語は普通に話せますよ

英語に対してそういう人は誰も知りませんけど普通教えると思いますよ

あとは
>覚えても役に立たないだろうからその
2か国語のネイティヴならほかの言語を学ぶときは役に立ちますよ、特に近くない言語ならなおさら…

t. 両親に2か国語教わった人

>>69734278
Yes.

>>69734503
>2か国語のネイティヴならほかの言語を学ぶときは役に立ちますよ、特に近くない言語ならなおさら…
チェコ語ともう一つの言語は何?日本語?日本人のハーフ?

>>69734493
出しすぎるとなぜか下痢する…
マカ摂取すると良いよ

>>69734409
今はどうなのか知らんけど、台湾の子供は小学校の書き取りの時間に、
「我是中國人」と書かされると聞いた事があるな。

>>69734409
「台湾論」ってまんが、おもしろかった
台湾の歴史もわかるし、李登輝さんも登場するし

>>69734278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vpm5f0fT9s
どう?

>>69734795
いいよ。3回連続で言えるようになったら完璧だ。

>>69734795
うまいじゃんw

>>69734678
政権によって大きく変わるらしいよ
民進党から国民党に変わって教育の中身も変わったとは聞いたことある
日本じゃありえないね

>>69734678
どうなんだろ?もしかしたら本当かも
ごめんよく知らないw

>>69734701
それ知ってる〜一度読んだことある

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gpjrais-Ik

Why is english the international language?

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>>69734838
>w
いじめ?
>>69734833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJxIBLN9Oh

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>>69734958

because japs lost WWII

>>69734530
実はスロバキア語とハンガリー語です
チェコ語は小学校に行く直前引っ越してきたんで小学校で覚えました

まぁ、10年間以上馬鹿でハンガリー語は使わなかったんで語彙力がひどいですけどね
文法と発音は頭に残ったんでそこらへんは大丈夫です

たとえば日本語を学ぶだと
ハンガリー語とCZ/SKの母音と子音は日本語の音のほぼすべてが含まれていて楽でしたよ

そして後置詞とかいろんなサフィックスを動詞につけることとかハンガリー語と共通なので大きな違いを感じませんでしたとか…

日本語って発音も文法も全て簡単だから、日本語から入ると他の言語が難しくなる
唯一面倒なのが漢字くらい

>>69735062
言い訳は許さんぞ

>>69735012
外省人だな

日本語についてよく言われるのが「話すのは簡単だが書くのは難しい」

>>69735062
文法は簡単じゃないだろ
動詞の変形なんて特に

>>69734979
お、だんだん上手くなってるな
つか、その速さだと、ネイティヴ(自分)でも舌がもつれる時がある。
三回続けると、たまに「隣の柿は」とか言い間違えるw

>>69734278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BX19mdKRlE
比較的にゆっくり言ったな

>>69734853
へえー、大変そうだな。
>民進党から国民党
じゃあまた変わるのか…。

What am I supposed to do with all of my 1 yen coins?

>>69735244
Take them to a bank ATM and deposit to your account.

>>69735244
How many do you have?

>>69735266
Good idea

>>69735269
Maybe 50

>>69735177
言えてる
あれ?これって意外と言えるものなんだな

>>69735244
go to a shrine with those
throw those into saisen box

>>69735299
How did you get fifty one-yen coins?

>>69735397
By not paying for stuff with exact change

>>69735395
Sounds interesting

>>69735433
Now you have one-yen coins, so you can pay with exact change. Just use them to pay for things.

>>69735177
お疲れ、頑張ったな。
>>69735324
「東京特許許可局」と、「魔術師手術中」は日本人でも難しいと思う。
特に「魔術師手術中」の方は日本人だけど言えないw

Can someone help me?
> I usually take a Thursday and Saturday off from work
>I have Thursdays and Saturdays off work
Are these sentences correct? What would natives say when you want to say something like this?

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四つ仮名の使い分けはしてますか?

>>69735062
>>69735120
>>69735124

すべて母国語によるんですけどね
例えば日本語はAgglutinative languageなので母国語もそうであれば文法が学びやすくなります

あと話すのが簡単っていうよりも発音が比較的に易しいっていうべきではないですかね
尊敬語とか謙譲語とか丁寧語とかありますしね

>>69735847
I think the second one implies you never work thursdays and saturdays
while the first one is like "sometimes I don't work on thursday/saturday"

Don't take me seriously until a native confirms my theory, though.

>>69735847
You shouldn't use "a" ahead of the days. It suggests that you are only taking the day off once, which is not what is meant (and conflicts with the "usually"). You may pluralise the days, because you are talking about multiple weeks; or you may keep them singular, because you are talking about the days in abstract.

I would use "of" rather than "from". A Google query with quotation marks around the phrases "day off [of/from] school" and "day off [of/from] work" yield slightly more hits for "of" in both pairs. You could also just drop the preposition (as you have done in your second example).

There are plenty of things with which you could replace "usually", too. You don't necessarily need any indicator of frequency, of course.

Amending your examples:
>I [usually] take Thursday[s] and Saturday[s] off [of/from] work.

>I have Thursdays and Saturdays off [of/from] work.

Personally, I would probably say:
>I don't work [on] Thursday[s] or Saturday[s].

>I have Thursdays and Saturdays off.

>>69735943
The former implies that unless there is some special reason, he never works on those days.

The latter implies that he never works on those days, but we might assume that this would change if there were some special reason.

The semantic content is basically the same.

>>69735943
二つ仮名だな、出身は北海道なんだけど札幌だから東京と変わらないよ

>>69735943
これ、発音の話だよね?
>じ=ぢ=ず=づ
え?東北の人達(老人?)は全部同じ発音になるってこと?
正直2以外はよく理解できない…

>>69735642
まじゅつしゅしゅしゅ!ちんちんしゅっしゅっ!

>>69735090
本当のことだがな(´・ω・`)

>>69735943
二つ仮名の黄色い地域でも、
違いが聞き取れる発音をする人もいると思うね

>>69735943
>Agglutinative language
と言うことは、日本人的にフィンランド語は学びやすいって事か。
発音もなんだか似てるし。

おはようございます

>>69736615
ニートか

>>69736543
日本人がフィンランド語喋ると初めての人でも結構綺麗に発音できるそうだよ
逆に英語圏の人間は上手く発音できない

>>69736281
>え?東北の人達(老人?)は全部同じ発音になるってこと?
まぁ、ずうずう弁って言いますしね

2でも両方の発音を無意識に使ってると思いますよ
ただ使い分けしてないだけです

語頭の「ず」と語頭以外の「ず」はよく違う音ですよ、語頭のほうが「づ」になりがちです
例えば 「ずっと」 とか


>>69736543
そう通りです
ハンガリー語も少なくとも動詞の変化が似てますよ、でも発音は苦労すると思いますよ


>>69736615
おはようございます

>>69736630
じゃあSäkkijärven polkkaを歌ってみたい

>>69736630
へえー、面白いね。
フィンランド語に少し興味が湧いてきた。
>>69736681
ハンガリー語のどんな発音が難しいの?

>>69736624
大学生ですが、学校はまだ始まりません。

>>69736681
>ずうずう弁
あれは…聞き取れない…。
ズーズー弁訛りのひどいご老人がTVに出た時には字幕が出るくらい聞き取り辛い。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkjgSPlQRRc

何か東北の方言の話題が出たようだ

>>69736281
青森の津軽弁地域出身だけど、確かに区別しない。
津軽弁では、ほぼイ段=ウ段になる。
例:獅子(シシ)=寿司(スシ)=煤(スス)
ちなみに、文脈と抑揚で区別できる。

>>69736798
促音はどんな子音にでも出てくる、
rrは巻き舌
rとlの区別(英語のrは違う音です)
IPA /c/, /ɟ/ (デュエルのデュで使ってるかもしれませんが稀なんで…)

母音ならuとüの、そしてoとöの区別
aの音はかなりoっぽいけどoではないとか


ちなみに
チェコ語ならř, そしてr,l を母音として使っていること
スロバキア語はřはないですけど, ŕ,ĺ (R,L を母音として使い超音符を載せてます)

おかげでStrč prst skrz krkとか知ってないで見ると「母音ないんですけど」ってなりますよね

チェコ語というかスラヴ系の言語で共通される単語や発音ってあるのかな
スラヴ民族の生活圏ってかなり広いから一括りにするのは良くないと思うけど、何か共通した言葉ってあると思う

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面白い冗談だな

>>69737092
>ほぼイ段=ウ段
そういえば、青森ラップでも「知事」が「つづ」になってたな。
>文脈と抑揚で区別できる。
マジか、すごい…流石ネイティヴは違うな。
>>69737334
>rrは巻き舌 母音ならuとüの、そしてoとöの区別
ありがとう。
その話を聞いただけで、もう無理っぽいw

ﾆﾎﾝｼﾞﾝﾉﾁﾝﾎﾟｺﾊﾁｲｻｲ
ﾓﾛｶﾌﾞﾘﾃﾞﾄﾃﾓﾁｲｻｲ

>>69737477は
>>69737182宛て。
レス間違えた。
>>69737334よ、すまん。

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青森といえばイタコ
イタコといえばイタコのアンナ

中国朋友你在这里吗?

>>69737334
ある程度の共通はありますけど、だれとでも会話できるほどではありません

西スラヴ、南スラヴ、東スラヴと3グループに分けられてますので

1グループの中の共通はスラヴ全体的よりいいんですけど
False friendsとかありますし
違う語幹が使われているとか、
外来語の由来が違ったりとか…

小さな違いが時につれ重なっていったってのも言えますかね

例えばチェコ語とスロバキア語はL,Rを母音としても使えますけどポーランド語では使えませんとか
ポーランド語はシャ行の子音は二つあって(ś, sz) CZ/SKではŠしかありませんとか

>>69737477
>その話を聞いただけで、もう無理っぽいw
頑張れば何でも出来る!
まぁ、結局慣れと練習の問題です
本当に学びたいのかどうかは一番重要と思います

>>69738201
没有

>>69738201
良夜秘露君

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i just made $13,000 in one day from passive income peru

jealous?

I'm a white guy that might end up immigrating to Japan. probably not because this country is kindof shit compared to America but I might retire here.

AMA

>>69738691
why tho

>>69738660
As for me, yes.

>>69738691
How long have you been living in Japan?
>>69738753
Russia's greatest love machine

>>69738691
Why should we care one jot about your pedestrian ambitions?

Freshness burger is pretty good

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>>69738992

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>>69738098
こっちでしょ

>>69738703
idk, love? Also I'm probably going to inherit her mother's house in Naga, which is fucking incredible. I went there a few days ago, walking to the grocery store and bumping my waist casually with deer seems really nice.

>>69738721
Not a weeb, not at all. In fact I take active precautions against weebness, it's super gay. But I do have yellow fever... bad.

>>69738814
About 3 1/2 weeks senpai.
>>69738895
These posts I'll be writing are 100% true and probably one of the more interesting international-related things on this entire board atm

Sorry for slow response guys, watching Lord of The Rings. It's intermission time.

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>>69738961
I was practicing driving with CB400 HONDA at the driving school to take driving motorcycle license.

As a White male, you can be anything and eat all wet pussies in Japan, unless you are being a weeaboo. I wonder why so many White guys chose to be a weeaboo then call the Japanese racists.

>>69739176

post a pic of your ugly fiancée so we can laugh at you. are you planning to fuck other girls on the side after you're married to her? how do the japs treat you in the countryside?

>>69734278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gLwbhJ2491
r8
Fucking hell, I sound like a teenager.

>>69739213
What are you riding now?

>>69739213
I drived at MT07 and a SV650 for my driving license

>>69739641
I was riding eliminator 400, but now I don't have any motorcycle.
>>69739708
So cool!

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>>69739213

tkyosam, is that you?

>>69739484
「かき」と「きゃく」を完全に言い分けてて聞きやすいよ

>>69739834
I don't know who tkyosam is, sorry...

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バイクに興味がないけど、モトコンポに乗りたい

>>69739442
>planning to fuck other grills
Nah dude.
>How do they treat you in the countryside
Only interesting question so far.

As an outsider. Japs are perfectionists, granted they're Asian so they haven't really done anything in 3000 years besides China. But as a perfectionist semi-culture, I suppose they just don't know how to deal with me so it's "safer" to just ignore unless directly questioned.

Entirely more traditional, I have traveled alot because I was fortunate to have been born into some... whatever I'm going to sound like a faggot. Anyway, it's kindof, "A city is a city is a city". Nearly all cities across the world have the same culture. It's the countryside which hold the culture. And as for a tall white dude visiting the countryside, they're normaI guess. Alot of people look at me I have noticed. But like, if I reflect on the US, it's kindof the same thing. Nobody gives a fuck walking down the street or in a bar unless you're specifically contacted. Ya'know?

But her family was surprisingly kind, especially since I met her grantparents and they were like, 88 years old. Which is, as you know, old enough to completely understand WWII.

>>69739849
>完全に言い分けてて聞きやすいよ
それはほめ言葉のかな?

そして、何か磨くが必要ポイントは?

>>69734135

Can anyone explain the "sa" particle for me?
I've heard it countless times, but explanations on the internet always say things like "it's used by males, it's at the end of a sentence," but from my perspective, I've heard girls use it a lot, and at the beginning of the sentence, often marking/or after the topic. I just cannot find a proper explanation on the internet.

Thank you for your help!

I'll try to type this in Japanese but I'm shit:

この良く使った’さ’っていうのは、誰か説明してくれるの?
何回も聞くことあるけど、ネットで、説明はいつも”男性が使う単語、文章の終わりである”ッていう感じけど、俺にとって、女子も良く使って、なんか、文法の始まりで、話題のところ、”さ”があると思う。ネットのちゃんと説明を絶対見つけれない。。

ありがとうございます!

>>69740026
>モトコンポ
今、お値段高いよね

>>69740304
うん、直す所がないと思ってる
無理矢理あらを探すとすれば、「となり」の「り」を意識してもっと「li」っぽく発音すればいいかな?くらい

>>69740473
It's like a "this is how it is" kind of feeling. Kind of like よ.
>「さ」の使い方が分からない
>簡単さ!

>アニメじゃない
>アニメじゃない
>本当のことさ

>>69740790
w

>>69739176
>These posts I'll be writing are 100% true and probably one of the more interesting international-related things on this entire board atm
idk m89, most of the posters in this thread are either Japs themselves or are already pretty familiar with things Japanese. What's special about you? Is this anything more than boring blogposting and reddit memes?

Maybe you'd get more engagement from /trv/.

>>69740683
>り
あ、なるほどね
やっぱりポルトガル語の巻き舌っぽい「R」はもう慣れているからいつも思わずにそのようで言ってしまう
教えてくれてありがとうね

>>69740999
Damn, you hurt me so deeply m8. Luv ya though man, hope things get better.

>>69740473
"well" or "hey"

what should i buy from the conbini

>>69741020
Not trying to bully. If you've actually got something worth talking about you should share it.

なんくるない

>>69740473
>>69740790
Btw at the beginning it's 「さあ」and it's kind of like "well", as in
>準備は出来ている
>さあ、行きましょう (Well, let's go)
or "I don't know"
>あの人は誰?
>さあな ("Who knows?"/"I don't know")
or as kind of a "come on"
>さあ、急いで!("Come on, hurry!")

>>69741059
Cornetto

>>69740473
>at the beginning of the sentence
It would be difficult to explain if they were like
「これさー」=「これはね」
「あのさ」=「あのね」
「でさー」 =「でね」
Those are sometimes showing a little bit more frank emotion to you.

>>69741177
>>69740790
>>69741089
>>69741050
Thanks everyone! I think I get it now!

>>69741059
cheap shochu
kabukiage

i ended up buying カレーライス

Boku no Yohio

>>69741412
>from konbini
wtf man

>>69741442
Boku no Pico

>>69740203
I bet you're an English teacher

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Tell me HOW?

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今日も暇だなぁ

>>69741581
mmh I want a big mac™ now

>>69741581
I thought this was going to be one of those videos where she takes off her makeup and it's an old dude.

how does it feel to have a sister?

Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau~~

>>69741449
What's the problem?

>>69740203
Japanese countryside is noice unless it's in Kyushu

>>69741581
>bye bye, now I will go throw up in the bathroom for a couple hours

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>>69741717

>>69741848
Japan is truly advanced.

>>69741782
>buying curry from the konbini
At least go to a fast-food shop or something.

>eating curry as a midnight snack

>no drink

>>69741958
konbini curry rice is good and pretty cheap yo

面倒な漢字を作った中国人が悪い

バーン・ノーティスﾊｼﾞﾏﾀ
来週で最終回

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I will have to spit on Trump/putin tomorrow to please the filthy leftist
Sorry Mayuyu

>>69742385
You are a fail as a person

>>69742385
Why would you have to do that?
Are you some kind of cuck?

>>69742423
That's how you get a good grade with a teacher specialist on alt right and russia

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the f is nigger

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なんでクリロナの息子はniggerなのかしら?

>>69742649
>>69742649
thats racist
call him french*

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>>69742679
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>69742679
どうだろう

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>>69742385
Don't ever talk to me again.

>>69742532
Just stay impartial, you wimp.

>>69742532
>keep my head down, don't rock the boat
>mediocre grade
>nobody talks to me

>write an essay arguing that we should ditch public healthcare and embrace laissez-faire eugenics
>get a good grade
>the lecturer writes me a letter of recommendation for overseas study

>argue repeatedly for the death penalty for abortion, divorce and homosexuality, and calling violent criminals rabid wolves who need to be killed, not tried
>get a good grade
>all the other students want to socialise with me

>spend a semester arguing for ethnic nationalism and barring women from education in a class full of foreigners, immigants and chicks
>top the class
>the lecturer nominates me for prizes and asks me to do post-graduate study in his faculty

desu I am living in upside-down clown-town.

>>69741615
やあ、ヒマな君に可愛い子の動画をどうぞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SU6AcNPZrY
ちなみにこちらは、インコアイスの売ってるとりみカフェだよ。
カナリア店員さんも何羽かいるみたい。
http://ameblo.jp/torimicafe
では、おやすみなさい。

>>69742862
this happened

>>69742679
嫁の顔の白さが不自然

>>69742862
Oh yeah, that also happened to a friend of mine.

>>69743041
It did, but to be fair, I wouldn't believe a stranger if he recounted the same to me.

Anyway, the fact is that a lot of academics find teaching extraordinarily boring, especially when all the students just regurgitate content from lectures and readings rather than thinking critically or engaging in any kind of discussion. My guess is that they appreciate people being provocative (provided they're actually making arguments instead of edgelord-memeing) because it actually gets the class thinking.

>>69742847
nah. Teacher asked for a "plaidoyer"
Basically. Give an opinion

>>69742886
可愛い動画貼ってくれてありがとう
見たことのない小鳥だな ふわふわで可愛い
>ちなみにこちらは、インコアイスの売ってるとりみカフェだよ。
いつか行ってみたいなぁ
ブックマークしておこう
おやすみ~

>>69743462
cuck

>>69741526
I don't teach anything. But if I was forced to it'd be some sort of advanced math or physics.

Hikkimori faggot ;)

>>69741784
Yeah it's great. Alot of mountains though yeah? Damn.

>>69743687
What sort of maths do you like?

>>69738691
how old r u

>>69743663
Don't worry I will still be harsh on Clinton or Muslim backed by yurop

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>>69739176
>About 3 1/2 weeks senpai.

>STAGES OF CULTURE SHOCK
>1. The Honeymoon Stage
>The first stage of culture shock is often overwhelmingly positive during which travelers become infatuated with the language, people and food in their new surroundings. At this stage, the trip or move seems like the greatest decision ever made, an exciting adventure to stay on forever.

Enjoy stage 2 (^:

>>69743731
Well, fuck I don't want to be a boasting faggot on an anime board. But I like vectors quite a bit. But recently I've been getting into series, I have this idea that anything physical, MUST be comprised of something y'know?

As in, look at a soda can, SOMETHING must comprise it right? otherwise it's just an axiom. "a soda can is a soda can". Fuck that.

Look at history, people keep implementing technology and find repetitively that everything get smaller and smaller. I say it goes ad infinatum approaching but never reaching zero.

>>69743740
24

is mayuyu even russian or is she just a meme pretending to be a propaganda troll.

>>69743862
i heard culture shock is nothing in sweeden. you can just rape anyone and not get you can use the excuse of being an immigrant.
i cant see any problem with immigrating to sweeden.

in australia our immigrants go to party islands

posters by the number of languages they speak

QUADLINGUALS
-Peru
TRILINGUALS
-the weaboo from norway
-mayuyu
-le strongman from the denmark ghetto
BILINGUALS
-koreaboo
-The F.
-Kamen rider
-china flag
-the racist aussie
MONOLINGUALS
-thai poster
-veggie
-90% of the real japanese posters here
-Issac
-the white man who lives in china

>>69744094
I also speak spanish cunt

>>69743983
I see. I haven't done a huge amount of geometry and haven't touched physics since high school.

I like abstract algebra but have more of an interest in groups and rings than in vectors per se. Set theory is also interesting. My favourite thing recently has been more applied stuff: optimisation and decision theory, stochastic Markov processes, etc..

Kind of wish I had the vocabulary and depth-of-knowledge to discuss this stuff in Japanese. Tried to take some courses on it while I was over there but wasn't able to in the end, so I never got the opportunity to pick up terminology.

>>69744094
You left out us hexalinguals

>>69743128
嫁じゃなくて彼女な。
ちなみにこの彼女との子ではない。

>>69744094
Pretty sure Thai flag understands Nipponese.

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>>69744094
racist aussie?

>>69744094
>the racist aussie
that's redundant

>>69744094
What's your forth language?

>>69744363
Chinese, Korean, Spanish, English?

>>69744380
cant he speak Portuguese?

>>69744222
¿Qué pasa?
>>69744380
Since when does he speak Korean?

>>69744196
Optimization is super neat. Extraordinarily useful in EMag. In my college they made me take "Math Physics 1 and 2" and it was a complete fucking whore. I quickly understood that it was super fast crash course on the math needed to preform basically grad-level calculations.

Shit was fucking hardcore. I felt like I was pulled back in time, flung into the deep end of the pool as a toddler. Anyway. Yeah shit's dope.

Protip if you feel like perusing a career in... ANY STEM major, git gud at basic programming. Pick up a raspberry pi and go to town. I've been shitting around with an air traffic program (basically a fuckload of doppler bullshit with some poisson stat mech) and it's kindof cute. Whatever. It's a hobby.

>>69744440
>¿Qué pasa?
nada mi amigo
vamos a la playa

>>69744440
Since he is watching too much Kpop for his fapping session

>>69744440
>>69744491
since when does he speak English?

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>>69744363

Katya is only Godness in the universe

>>69744755
what about mayuyu

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>>69744755
what about her

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>>69744094
>QUADLINGUALS
zomg

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>>69744845

>>69744538
Do you mean Peru or The F.?

>>69744460
I've basically finished all the courses for a maths degree. I've got really basic programming skills in things like R and MATLAB. Was thinking about learning a more generally useful language as a summer project but haven't gotten around to it. In the end I doubt I'll go that way career-wise; it's more-or-less a hobby for me, too.

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>>69744971
Both

>>69744971
:)

>>69744959
後ろになんかいる

>>69745203
っぽいね

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>>69744971

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why japs's head is very big ?

>>69745373
頭良いから(´・ω・｀)

why will mayuyu never reciprocate my love :(

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言わずと知れた
ワイやねん
>>69734135
Taolira, why did you link this thread to both /jp/and /int/?
>>69742532
>>69745325
About above, your opinion
>>69742813
白村江の戦い後、大宰府は一時期、唐の鎮守府として唐の武官が短期間駐在していたという説がある。
>>69743687
数学や物理学は、語学的には楽な科目だよな
最高の言語、数式がある
ただ、英語女子は数学できないと相場が決まっている
>>69744196
>>69744460
>>69744991
日本には、和算と呼ばれる漢字で書かれた方程式で微積分まで表していた
興味はないか?

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>>69745426
the girl or the poster?

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>>69745418
thanks. I give you pic from my collecchong

嫌な奴が戻ってきた

>>69745472
>the girl or the poster?
the only mayuyu i know is the only mayuyu i will love :)

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>>69745203
>後ろになんかいる
>横浜援交
>>69745477
gross
>>69745483
誰のこと?

>>69745428
入院じゃなかったんだ

>日本には、和算と呼ばれる漢字で書かれた方程式で微積分まで表していた
興味はないか?
浅い情報を読んだ覚えはあるが、
どうも記法の違いに過ぎないようだね
もっと詳しく説明してくれるなら興味がある

>>69745428
>英語女子は数学できないと相場が決まっている
女子だからな

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the only useful math is numerical analysis

>>69745373
because she got influenced by anime.

hello i am türk
done millitary service and know how to fight
can i come japan stay illegally and join yakuza

dont have tatoos but can get

僕は22歳だけどまだ手帳にペニスを描いている... 助けてください

>>69745870
手遅れです

北朝鮮で三人以上集まって話したら処刑らしいけど
先進国でも、女には適用した方がいい
悪口か大声出すかどっちかじゃねえか

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>>69745921

>>69745983
手遅れですが、貴方の "笑いのセンス" は好きです

Please translate

はっ!? フェリスの実は女の子だったルートねぇの!? マジ激おこ!

>>69746073
Huh!? フェリス doesn't have a route about her actually being a girl? I'm pissed.

>>69746073
>はっ!?
What?!

>フェリスの実は女の子だったルートねぇの!?
There's no "actually-a-girl" route for Ferisu*?!

>マジ激おこ!
I'm truly extremely angry!

>>69746073
>Please translate
翻訳してください

>>69746223
フェリスはある朝突然に

>>69746223
フェリス女学院大学に通ってるの?

>>69746073
Re:Zero ?

>>69746073
>マジ激おこ!
AGNRY TB-H!

>>69746278
>>69746273
お前たちは誰と話してるか

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日本万歳!

>>69746283

Yes

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>>69746322

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>>69746417
>>69746322
>ken-sama

てかギャルゲーのルートって、そのままrouteと訳して通るわけ?

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こんにちは、トルコ人です。
日本に一人で来てビザなしで住んでてやくざに参加されてますか?

>>69746559
Yup.

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>>69745648
>入院じゃなかったんだ
それ、去年の話し。

江戸時代、日本では数学が飛躍的に進歩し、西洋と肩を並べるほどの発展を遂げた。この日本独自の数学を「和算(わさん)」という。名和算家・関孝和の登場は、鎖国中だった日本の数学を世界最高水準に押し上げたといわれる。江戸時代初期に『塵劫記(じんこうき)』が刊行されると、空前の和算ブームが到来。日本中の元祖・理系が、熱に浮かされたように数学の問題を解いた。
しかし、これは物理学や天文学とは切り離され、知的趣味だった。
数学者や数学愛好家は、難問を解くことに成功すると、神社や寺に算額を奉納するようになった。問題が解けたことを神仏に感謝し、自分の業績を世に知らしめた。

picの算法少女は、江戸時代に活躍した女流数学者による、その名も「算法少女」という数学書

日本人は江戸時代から数学をも女体化していたのだ
ってか?


英語での紹介はwikiを見て
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_mathematics

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>>69746481
俺とやる気かお前

>>69746614
ナチスですか?ヤクザはナチスが大好きですね。

>>69746614
>やくざに参加されてますか?
I wonder why many foreigners including you want to join a group of Yakuza badly

>>69746889
i like having 4 fingers

f

>>69746614
トルコに行け

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>>69746073
>>69746050

>>69746223
>フェリス女学院大学
昔はパンパン女子大と呼ばれた

>>69746316
お前だろ?

>>69746614
参加されてください
ってか?

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>>69746073
>>69746345
the instant I heard the name フェリス(Ferris), Ferris Eris from The Legend of the Legendary Heroes came to mind first.

KONOSUBA TOMORROW

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>>69745648
ちなみにpicは
『算法少女』
の中の実際例題と解説
結構、難しい

しかし、『算法少女』という naming senseに 笑う

>>69747238
Felice Félix; Ferris Félice; Felix Ferriss、Ferris、Illinois、Ferris、Texas
>>69747293
このすば2期!!

>konosuba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB05ztQcMCo

>>69747238
In my case I remembered of the Steins;Gate chick with the pink hair.

Japan-Korea re-unification when?

>>69747344
>germanics

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>>69747293
pic

>>69747344
関西は12日木曜からなんすよ

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>>69747481

>>69747416
The Sweden-Österland reunification comes first.
You can have Malmö back as a gift.

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>>69747481
>>69747538
:^)

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>>69747539
southern land? Australia?

>>69747539
Thanks, but muslims have to move to Stockholm first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usmkT8kfhUs

wtf qt american

>>69747652
No no, I insist, it's all yours for the taking.
No need to be a child who doesn't want to eat his broccoli.

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peeing Megumin

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>>69747710
>qt american
cant even think of an insult i love their channel jun is so cute

やばいもう夜中の2時だわ、おやすみ~ヾ(*´・ω・`*)

少年マガジンの編集者って朝鮮人だったんだな

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we'll be back to claim dejima soon

>>69747710
Should I become a jvlogger when I study in Japan?

>>69747970
Australia and allies will take over the pacific rim then we will come for Europe your silly land disputes mean nothing to the AUSTRALIAN WAR MACHINE

>>69748069
i would watch you and comment on each video

>>69748082
no kankerjong

>>69747970
will just offer you huis ten bosch

DEJIMA IS DUTCH CLAY

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>>69748193
tfw you actually have cancer

***駆け込み投稿は危険ですのでおやめください***

>>69747710
these two are like the only jvloggers that are tolerable
the british guy is ok too i guess

>>69748329
オランダの飾り窓行ったことある?

>>69734135
Question to japanese, is it okay to go camping in mountains on Fujiyama forest? Or ghosts would not like this.

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>>69747899
ワイは新作アニムのために眠気と戦闘中
>>69747916
で、嫁を殺した
>>69748082
>>69748238
長崎県の『出島』のことじゃないの?
>>69748329
絵を貼れよ

>>69748448
アムステルダムに住んでるよ。
そこに意図的に行ったことがないのに、友達へ自転車を乗ってるときにそれを通ることがあるよ。

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>>69748489
>ghosts
ghosts dont exist

>camping in mountains
what are they going to do kill you before you can kill yourself?

>>69748122
I appreciate your support

>>69748623
飾り窓の女の子って、80%が外国人なのって本当?オランダの女の子のほうが他の国の女の子より長身で美人だと思うんだよね

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>>69748489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR_Elmw5keM

Fuji in winter is so dangerous

>>69748623
中に入って、ここにレポート

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>>69748732
link me to your channel so i can sub?

>>69748069
what will be your catchy vlog title?

>>69748800
I haven't made one yet

>>69748804
瑞典人3 or スウェーデン3
(sweden-san)

>>69748635
>ghosts don't exist
Just like bacteria back in 14 century
>what are they going to do kill you before you can kill yourself?
They are can try.

>>69748788
Thank you very much for an answer.

>>69748862
ask /x/

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>>69748862
>Just like bacteria
bacteria did exist people just couldn't see it and thought something else caused infection.

there is no evidence for ghosts. there is nothing to suggest that ghosts could exist, and there is nothing that is explained by ghosts that is not explained by rational thinking.

>>69749026
Try slow motion infrared vision mate.

>>69748782
そうだよ。オランダ人の売春者は全然美人じゃないけど。
オランダ人は普通には売春者になれなきゃほどの金詰まりがないので東欧人のほうが多い。
>>69748788
入るつもりがけしてないけど。下品すぎるよそれ。

>>69749069
and adobe after effect

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>>69749069
hahahahaha it shows nothing any footage if not just completely faked is just shot on a shit camera and is usually caused by digital artifacts from compression.

if there was evidence it would be all over the news.

>>69747765
no I really love her. my dick rarely reacts to white girl though

i am le ghost

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>>69749201
>reacts
kek
> my dick rarely reacts to white girl though
you dont look hard enough

>>69749080
69748782だよ。変なこと尋ねてごめんね。出島の頃みたいに、オランダとたくさん貿易して友好を築くことを願ってるよ

>>69749258
Ghosts does not exists, go back to heaven ghost.

>>69747765
>jun is cute
Are you so gay?

kiri is a whore

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>>69749307
woah mayuyu you english is gooding better
>>69749354
most japs are cute... not attractive, just cute.

>>69749293
そうすればいいかな。
オランダは昔よりそんなに有力じゃないけど。

>>69749364
Kiri hasn't been posting here since a year

I'll make a thread at 310.

They will make a thread at 310

I will not make a thread at 310.

>>69749481
where is veggie?

I will MAYBE make a thread at 310

what if theres no thread at 310

I probably will make no thread at 310.

>>69749481
you found her pictures