Shave your legs edition
UP
THE
RA
lads
>>69729075
Wow
>>69729075
me in the middle
all this korea talk
>>69729089
You like? x
>>69729075
NEED A QT YANK BF
>>69729087
SAM missiles in the sky
>>69729121
Bender
>>69729075
that's so fucking strange
you grow hair on one leg but not on the other?
get the fuck out of here you genetic freak
Reminder that koreans committ fewer crimes than white people haaha stupid
haitiANO
>yfw you realise a very significant amount of medical, space and consumer technological and scientific advancement stems from the urgency of warfare and desperation to ensure the other side suffers a much more painful loss than we do
>yfw a plethora of the things we take for granted today were built on the blood of the enemies of our ancestors
goodnight lads
leave it to a canadian to ruin the oats gimmick
>>69726577
say it one more time, i dare you
how do I achieve this look
/cum/ is filled of degenerates
>>69729143
They're not as bigger risk takers, that comes with pros and cons.
moving to Brentford 2bh
>>69729138
It's not him, it's a Russian twink that was in the middle of shaving.
Brothers,
I have returned from a harsh winter to find no oats within the boundaries of my forest.
It has been many months now since I broke free from the shackles which bound me to that small patch of mud, reliant on the fickle grace of our masters who bring us the oats in plenty.
But the life of the free brings no peace to my soul...
Please my brothers, lend me but a few oats so I can remember once more how sweet the gilded cage can be, before the unrepentant savagery finally consumes my already dulling mind.
Reminder that koreans eat dogs lolololol
>>69729154
fedora
>>69729170
more like bentford
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
>>69729117
yes
>>69729173
FOL
I slap women, eat shrooms, then OD
>>69729195
tumbled across the stage like i was vip
(cont pls)
haitiANO
Amazon Visa or Tangerine Mastercard?
I been with 10 women who got HIV
>>69729121
Stop being so gay
>>69729143
Reminder Koreans are angsty depressed manlets (avg is 5"8.5) who like to kill themselves (2nd highest suicide rate in the world)
I got genital warts and it hurts when I pee
I am a very good bad boy
Daily reminder that liking men is gay
that shit really hurts to see
I tie ropes around my penis and jump from trees
>suicide is the leading cause of death in South Korea
Depressed KoreANO
>>69729223
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!
hahahahha
Thai chicANO mexiCANO
What's your fav prodigy tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A06o8jDa4c8
VirginANO
>>69729198
all done x
Being gay is the most redpilled thing you can do
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483394736698.webm
>guys have to put their mouth on that
>>69729308
the hordes of jericho
the hordes of jericho
the hordes of jericho
the hordes of jericho
>Being gay is the most redpilled thing you can do
>In the Korean culture, public image is very important as well. There is a lot of pride in personal appearance which is why South Korea has the highest ratio of procedures per capita. One of every five South Koreans get plastic surgery
Ugly KoreANO
*sucks a few cocks*
did i tell you about the jews
>>69729173
good stuff, try not to make it sound gay next time and talk about things other than that rabidly gayass oats gimmick
>>69729308
I dunno but I once remade this entire song in FL studio for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcosL-JohCI
>>69729341
Really enjoy this 3D pepe
>>69729357
Women are far worse than jews
if you go on the internet there's a few clues
(cont pls)
>tfw set people off on koreans for the past hour
>not even korean
I should've chose japanese though.
thai chicANO
>>69729393
Alri Kim Jung Un
my ex gf
AmericANO
>woke up at 12
now time for an afternoon rest
>living in a planet 200milion years old
>not gay
>>69729363
the senses grow sharp brothers, hardened by the cold and the tangled cruel branches of the forest whch claw and scrape my flesh.
the hunger for the oats of civilized pigs may burn deep still in the very depths of my bowels, but in my suffering I have grown powerful.
my body, strong and lithe like those of our forefathers who dug their oats out of the frozen earth.
the painful yearning for oats from the shivering peak of my mountaintop has only served to enforce my own will to power.
I no longer desire the oats of common pigs; chained to the muck as much by their grotesque bodies as by their slave-like mentalities.
even with the yearning that aches just behind my eyes, I fear I will never again be content to return to the life I once lived, I have come so far now to fall back down and plant my face firmly in the mud once more would be little more than mockery, of myself and of you.
no, you are no longer my brothers, and your oats I can no longer stomach. The eagle and snake are my brothers now, the morning dew all I require for nourishment.
>>69729075
Cute legs boy
Very pleasant international discussion, lads.
just realized it's afternoon in australia right now
>>69729446
Cheers x
prefer fannies to willies 2bh, even if they do bleed and smell
>>69729437
ffs! enough with the oats already
>oats = jizz
you probably already know that you flaming faggot
>>69729452
Not even 12 here
ANOS
>Being a virgin in this day and age
haitiANUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ir3Y9mT2k
>>69729318
Show us ya boipucci.
Had oats for brekkie lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/12073061
http://www.strawpoll.me/12073061
http://www.strawpoll.me/12073061
>>69729534
care to share some with your poor starving brother?
>>69729516
UNA VELA JJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>69729516
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
>>69729543
Yes, pretty gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-Gh4B7d8A
>>69729547
>Canadian
no brother of mine
unavela
aj
>>69729566
brother I wont survive the winter
>>69729553
>>69729558
Clam down ip spic boi.
There's a girl talking on the phone pacing back and forth and she keeps walking right infront of me them walking back
Bit weird especially since we're the only ones here
>>69729574
Nice Meme
this oats gimmick is awful
>>69729464
Post bum
waiting for oats
absolutely fukcign hate this 'ssay
>>69729613
>>69729646
do girls like big or thin legs? asking for a friend
haitiANO yes!!!
>>69729662
they don't like huuuuuuj
REALLY makes you think
>>69729646
fucking shave looks like a bloody dog
Also how much do you squat need to start doing more but unsure if it is worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXb6rt396bg
Imagine a world where men are taught to work, professions like engineering, science, maths and other shite but where girls are taught to sing,dance and sew.
That was the world our ancestors grew up in. We've got such shit tier women compared to them.
>>69729682
Really makes me think.
iuujiilullu
unironically fucked this trap and came on her arse
only lasted about 30 seconds
https://www.instagram.com/qtwaifu/
Spoke to a lad from meme city brisbane today
her
>>69729682
actually animals including humans have an internal clock based on the rotational/solar cycles or alternative lunar cycles.
our ideas of time are just abstractions of that very real cycle.
need a summer gf with a flower pattern dress
do brit have meetups?
we're entire group from sverigetråden at my uni
Going to sleep lads, someone tuck me in? xx
404
those ebay collection points in argos
can the staff see what you're collecting on their screens?
>>69729717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1270cn0YxSo
>>69729745
>/brit/ meetup
>>69729756
*gives you a kiss good night and tells you a bed time story*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06xZL8EG8mU
forgot how much i loved the prodigy
>>69729772
implying you wouldn't fuck her little ass silly
What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
I am VERY brave lads, prolly the bravest in this thread.
>>69729807
anal doesn't interest me
>>69729756
night night
>supposed to go to the gym at 6
>shitposting on Brit because I woke up again in the middle of the night for no reason
Haha kill me <3
>>69729812
Spoke to a girl once
need a brown gf
Need a 6'3 180lb gf bouncing on me cack
>>69729818
its his pussy you little faggot
>>69729717
did you make her cum?
went through a jar of 60 chewable vitamins in 3 days
do I have super powers now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBuWWzA6mVA
unironically fucking love Stitches
>>69729893
No but your liver and other organs will be completely fucked and you'll probably need to go A&E soon
>>69729842
>saying "i'm gonna cum" about half a second before it starts happening
not much of a warning 2bh
Ahh yes
The alt-right
>>69729936
Its a fake image, Jamal Goldberg
reckon my weeb permavirgin cousin will come out as trans this year
does it feel good to stop touching your willy as soon as you start cumming?
i usually squeeze my willy when i start cumming
>>69729936
>torbjorn simon andreas karlsson
certainly sounds like a yank
>>69729960
2,1
>>69729864
nah thats gay mate. didnt go near her little cock
(((alt right)))
usually against it but might shave the cocky hair just to see what it looks like
>>69729895
>this thing lives in united states
ah
>>69729964
the first couple of squirts are good but after that it's better to touch it again
>>69730012
shave your legs too x
>>69729984
(((ctrl right)))
>>69730018
hes a top bloke
>>69730012
waitin on those pics
>>69730046
>girl on the left
my gf
>>69730025
remember when he kept trying to start beef with the game so the game sent his goons to go beat him down?
complete mentalist
People that eat leftovers as another meal are fucking plebs
>>69730058
didnt he get his ass beat multiple times in front of people?
surprised he hasn't been arrested or shot yet
>>69729842
don't know how they aren't embarrassed by people seeing this. legs wide open, willy bouncing around while doing a sex wee
>>69730054
she doesn't like niggers
>>69730063
food is cheaper and easier to deal with in larger quantities less often
>>69730046
wanked 3 times today. these things do absolutely nothing for me
wouldn't stop if they were naked and begging me for it.
my mind has simply surpassed the desire trivial things like "sex" the plunging of my willy into a wet, likely disease ridden, hole
this is when Im at my best
>>69730081
Maybe in Canada where the nearest shop is miles away, not so much if you live in civilisation m8
>>69730072
i wouldn't be surprised if he did but he's fucking jacked as shit himself which is definitely a good decision on his part
probably deters a lot of would-be attackers
*puts on my toon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDBHiPG_Syc
>>69730109
i'm talking about bulk prices and cooking/cleaning
and i live 400 m from a grocery store
Wish women stopped shaving anything beyond their faces tbqh
Am I wrong for thinking a mans mouth is different than a womans?
Feel like I'd easily notice the difference between a man blowing me, and a woman blowing me if I couldn't see or hear them
>>69730139
>Feel like I'd easily notice the difference between a man blowing me, and a woman blowing me if I couldn't see or hear them
umm no you wouldn't dear :)
>>69730128
Pricing is a fair point, but cleaning isn't, just clean shit up as you use it, doing otherwise is just being lazy
>>69730112
this pleases me every time i see it
>>69730132
you can't see their front bottoms under a big black bush though
absolutely hate when women have bushes desu
now it is normal tu fuck animals in canada
>>69730175
>just clean shit up as you use it
obviously, but it's a lot more work to clean two pans over two days than it is to clean one pan that held twice as much
doing a move to canada (not related to what is posted in the thread)
>tfw no Jennie gf
>>69730132
Hairy armpits are fucking disgusting as are hairy legs
I like a neatly trimmed bush and some arm hair also a little happy trail and some noticeable back hair can be very hot
love when my willy is half chub
>>69729960
left is my cousin
the anime gf
haitiANO wishes to fuck animales
>>69730227
Hairy armpits are disgusting? Lad, do /brit/ a favour: pack your bags and leave.
>>69729949
Had a Ukrainian friend that lives in Sweden that I lost contact with for several months.
When I finally spoke to him again he told me he came out as trans.
>>69730227
>Hairy armpits are fucking disgusting as are hairy legs
Pleb
>>69730238
alri pajeet haha
>>69730250
did he start studying at uni in sweden?
:X
>>69730232
girl flatmate of mine drunkenly told me show knows I have a big willy
she apparently saw my half chub in gym shorts and thought it was me fully soft.
good deception desu because im small haha
>>69730132
women dont shave their faces
>>69730249
>>69730259
>>>/fr/
>>69730267
Maybe, do you know him?
I think his name is (was) Erin iirc
>>69730250
yeah my cousin has long hair so it's only a matter of time really
my other male cousin is a total abnormie too
>>69730227
>>69730239
Her? I've been there. Let me tell you, practically begging for my dick after just one go. Told her I had to move on though, can't let yourself get pinned down, plenty of clunge in the sea innit?
proto-gf didn't respond well
If there was any uncertainty before, then the Alt-Right Trump turn has undoubtedly made Pepe an Icon of our time. He, the first global meme, will literally be showcased in the museums of the future in exhibits on our age and the birth of the collective artistic consciousness.
Quite cool to see him in his early years and experience firsthand his trajectory. It's as if we've all attended the first gallery that hung the Mona Lisa.
>>69730288
I have long hair and I thoroughly enjoy being a male.
>>69730294
Would put her to the sword if I wouldn't suffer any consequences for doing so
Hairy armpits are a dead giveaway that a woman is an outspoken and devout feminist
>>69730319
looks bretty good. reminds me of a place I went to in Vietnam that was very similar.
V good burger
>>69730319
BREH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTS7C9bPqbQ
Wish I had this tumblr yank aesthetic
>>69730330
soon
thai chicANO
gonna do a 'cide
>>69730331
yeah but he's a permavirgin and watches little girl cartoons too
Who created wojack? It's simply a wonderful piece of art and perfectly encapsulates the emotions of the 4chan userbase
Underrated desu
>>69730345
Its in vietnam
>>69730371
your turtleneck selfies not working out?
Jog on Thailad
>>69730380
hmmm
Swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me
on your bike thailad
watching liveleak makes you feel relieved that you live in a 1st world country
I heard gay people suck dicks is this true PLEASE RESPOND
love it when girls quickly turn the camera off after they have orgasmed because they are suddenly embarrassed to be filming themselves naked
>>69730380
>>69730345
Exceptional burger memory. A true American patriot you are.
>>69730421
Edgelord
>>69730376
some polack from krautchan
>>69730132
THIS
H
I
S
>>69730418
prime autism
>>69730403
>>69730420
Excuse yourselves.
I'm embracing my serial killer look
>>69730438
what the fuck are you on about
never reply to me again you retarded fuck
I want thailad to be obese
would make me like him even more 2bh
I'm spending too much time on /r9k/ me thinks
thai chicANO and haitiANO hahahahaha
>>69730418
>(1.84 MB, 4256x2832)
shan't be opening this
>>69729154
fedora bait
>>69730472
>he fell for the Indian medicine meme
howling
>>69730460
You watch liveleak ergo you are an edgy underage faggot
Kill yourself
>>69730475
why would you post this
>>69730475
>yanks will fuck this
fucking hell
>>69730475
god shes hot as fuck
>>69730475
you could do better, lad
jeez
>the precum from my last wank has dried and formed a membrane over my foreskin
feels nice
>>69730492
berk
>>69730492
what's wrong
did your friend Trayvon get shot and put on there?
>>69730425
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1483865312925.webm
imagine being 5'3'' haha
*looks over at burger to make him uncomfortable*
>>69730475
fanny hole looks a bit moist
>>69730517
This was the single most disturbing part of that video
>>69730517
>cut willies
Tragic
went to a bar by myself. was comfort than i expected desu.
>>69730517
I wish I was Bailey Jay
going to make some te and have some minse pies
>>69730547
EXTREMELY GOOD post
>>69730547
finish that essay first
don't stop in the middle of a creative streak
>>69730532
It was we shagged right after that so she was very horny in anticipation
>>69730330
vote for pepe
>>69730517
>that sudden facial expression of realising cummies is happening
>>69730544
it's usually pretty comfy to go on off nights when you can just quietly watch sports by yourself
>>69730558
>girl on the right has EXACTLY the same body and hair as someone i used to fugg
spoooky
>>69730560
na im off to put the kettle on did 500 words
>>69730517
>https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1483865312925.webm
more like this with bailey jay?
This is the greatest photo of all time.
>>69730588
reeeEEE
i am cut :(
>>69730594
bailey jay thread on /gif/
>>69730517
She's such a horny slut my god I love to have a few hours with her
>>69730606
>world war 3
>mexicANO is under arrest
>hmm is this guy jewish? idk
>PULL OFF HIS PANTS BOYS
>cut
>oh boy, youre in for a treat :)
hmm
>>69730610
>>69730630
needs gassing 2bhernest
Remember back in secondary that whenever I had unfinished homework due for the next day, I would conveniently randomly wake up in the middle of the night
Never happened otherwise. Reckon God was watching out for me
>>69730606
>>69730610
>people complain about collateral damage when bombing ISIS
Those people should all be sent to Somalia with nothing but the clothes on their back
even the haitiANO mocks of me
>>69730625
I remember when bailey was linetrap and nobody actually knew if (s)he really had a dick or not
Now:
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1483474497743.webm
keep seeing people who look exactly like me in shop windows lads
an old pal of soros as secretary of treasury hehe
vaginas are so nice
>>69730639
>he did his homework
feck off poindexter
>another wet dream about /brit/
>>69730660
She started on 4chan as "line trap", she went to the 4chan panel in 2007 and exposed herself in the queue. (before she had tits)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5FE6Sdikzk
>>69730683
Everyone had to and everyone did
I went to a decent school unlike Trayvon DeMarcus High School or whatever shithole you went to
>>69730658
Ivanka is Jewish, after converting for her husband
Eric Trump's wife (Lara Yunaska) is Jewish (they had their marriage under a 'crystal chuppah')
Donald Trump Jr's Vanessa Haydon is Jewish (Jewish and Danish descent)
So, given that Jewishness passes maternally, this means that every single Trump descendent (apart from perhaps Barron) will be Jewish.
Might have a little think over this
had a dream that there were nonce bots on tinder
woah meryl streep was a cutie
think flatmate might be still awake
>>69730677
I think this poster might be gay
>>69730625
>her
having a little girly dick is one thing, having a fully functional dick is another.
seeing mexicANO thinking about white women makes me a bit worried
if she was young and attacked drumpf, she would have received support from betas
>>69730705
if you can't beam em, join em
Anyone else seeing this?
>>69730625
>she
>her
cara
>>69730775
this image always disgusts me
what is she wearing? some elderly shit?
>>69730764
he deleted it, refresh and it will disappear.
>leaf
hey new guy :P
>>69730785
she was making fun of her meemaw in this
>posting refresh when there's a perfectly good and faster-loading [Update] button at the bottom
need to start cycling
imagine being the mexican
no one has given him a quality (You) let alone any (You) in months and no one reads a single pixel of his posts
he should neck it (or get the cartel to do it for him)
refresh when there's a perfectly good and faster-loading [Update] button at the bottom
>>69730811
Update wouldn't work though.
Welcome to 4chan by the way.
>>69730820
or just wait 10 seconds you plebian
calle calle
>>69730811
That won't get rid of deleted posts, newfag
>auto-update
would rather drink diesel
unironically just wanked to tranny porn and am absolutely disgusted with myself
never done it before and am freaking out that this will be my life now.
i hadnt wanked for a week, so maybe anything would've done the trick, as im usually disgusted by traps
thailad's 37
>>69730839
this desu
i just close the window and open a new one
>>69730841
genuinely think i'm the least gay person here
even if i was very horny i would never do such a thing
fucking weird cunt
what in tarnation
>>69730841
might as well kill yourself now 2bh
>>69730841
You're gay
>>69730841
you'll be sucking cock 4 cash before february
>tfw to gay for tranny porn
>>69730841
>freaking out that this will be my life now
It is, might as well embrace it
>>69730841
welcome to the LGBTQ community
>tfw to poor to go on eurostar
>>69730825
>>69730836
>literally been on here for over a decade now and I never noticed this quirk between [Update] and F5
>could literally call the american poster a noob for improperly using "newfag" instead of using it to refer to newgrounds posters who migrated to 4chan during 2007
>but I get called a newfag
You learn something new every day
>>69730876
dont know. im really disgusted by it now.
>>69730871
you're a tranny in denial m80
I'll let you suck my dick if you want
>>69730844
>i might be as popular as thailad when im 37
one could dream
Off to work lads
Can't beat a bit of wage slavery