/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>uncle and cousin just bought 2 cfb championship tickets for $2800
wtf, he only gave me a $15 christmas present

R O L L T I D E

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>he doesnt watch college football

Northern subjugation of the South will coninue for another century

>>69726598
Their run game just got rolled up on.

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>>69726570
Do people actually cheer for the football teams of schools they never went to?

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i cant see well, can you help me?

>stale meme
>tripfag
Another great canadian edition

mensen zijn aan de crack tegenwoordig, serieus
Ik liep laatst door het centraal, komt er een junkie naar me toe voor een euro
*euro, kanker een euro?*
Ik zeg hier heb je twintig cent, zegt-ie nee hoef je niet
Dus ik zeg, ja ja is goed ik ken jou ik ken jou, je komt uit Noord
- uhh ja ik kom uit Noord hoe weet je dat hoe weet je dat
Zeg ik ja ik ken je moeder ik heb mn krantenwijk voor dr bezorgt
- Uhh m'n moeder m'n moeder? Ik heb haar al 25 jaar niet gezien
Dus ik zeg: Fuck jou man ik verkoop dr crack stomme slet
Kanker kanker kanker junkies op het centraal
Serieus, enigste vette plek van centraal is de fucking pizzahut en uhh en en en en en de meeting point, maar kanker die is dicht

>>69726632
What is this for?

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What is /cum/ listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umAL-6-j1Ew

>>69726610
t. fag

>>69726632
Solid 10 mg/dL

>>69726628
yes but the avg iq in the dixie states is something like 87

>>69726593
it's not always about you anon
>>69726628
do you not?
>>69726632
trace

>>69726652

t.pleb

>>69726628
In the south, there are a handful of states that don't have NFL teams but they have College Football teams so they root for their state college in football.

>>69726649
https://youtu.be/JTDZ5O5lH_0

lol bama knows it can only win if it injures the QB

>>69726628
lmao yes

>>69726628
the biggest fans are those that didnt even go there

football is for fags

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>>69726677
I was waiting for this image, kek.

>>69726669
this is why football is so stupid. The whole point of all that padding is to trick players into thinking they wont get brain damage by doing the worst tackles possible to try to cause the biggest injury to the other guy.

>>69726701
I guess imma giant queer

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Who /baseball/ here?

>>69726711
they wear padding because back when football started, people were dying on a regular basis and it almost became illegal to play until they agreed on padding

yeah it's stupid but people rarely die from playing football anymore

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>>69726725

>doyers

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>Who /baseball/ here?

>>69726734
Upvoted, favorited and subscribed

>>69726751
downvoted, blocked, and unsubscribed

don't neg me, a**hole

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>I dont like baseball

>>69726761
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Who won their fantasy football league here?

You guys are in the midst of a champion right now

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>I love watching base- *snoooore*

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you literally cant make this up

MLB > shit > other """"sports""""

watcha gonna do?

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>comfykino is coming back in May

>>69726808

dad wake up, you fell asleep listening to least coasters voice their opinions on sports again

What is the most relevant state in the US?

other sports > shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literally nothing

Being anything more than a causal baseball fan is as clear and indicator of autism as playing Nintendo or watching anime.

>>69726846
Jew York or Commiefornia, depends on who you ask

Sports that are fun to watch: Hockey, baseball, F1, and rugby.

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>>69726827

NORMA
O
R
M
A

>>69726846
Delaware or North Dakota

>>69726854
theres nothing autistic about anime
>>69726843
pretty sure he fell asleep watching the nieghborhod autist kid spout baseball stats

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>Being anything more than a causal baseball fan is as clear and indicator of autism as playing Nintendo or watching anime.

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>I love football, my favorite parts are the commercials they work up an appetite

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>I hate anime
>I wouldn't kiss this

hey you fucks

>>69726887
There's nothing autistic about Nintendo or baseball. It just attracts the autistic types.

>>69726905
*punches the back of your head*

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>>69726870
>not Shelly

SHELLY
H
E
L
L
Y

>>69726887

>little kids
>knowing anything about the complexities of WAR and other stats

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>>69726932
>>69726870
>worst girls

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>>Being anything more than a causal baseball fan is as clear and indicator of autism as playing Nintendo or watching anime.

I understand the autistics appeal to baseball. So many numbers and statistics. Now withbafvanced metrics it's like autism crack.

>>69726846
population: California
recognizability: Texas/Alaska/Hawaii
Historically: the original 13 colonies
it's worth noting that Puerto Rico could be the most relevant for a while if they're granted US statehood

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>american symbols

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>>69726947
>literal plen taste
come on bud

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>>69726903

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>>69726947

>LITERALLY a two timing sloot

>>69726970
Lol, enjoy losing millions of jobs.

>>69726976
Why do lolis kiss so lewdly?

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Seems like I'm the only champion in this thread, you're all filth

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>>69726955

>implying you need to pour over stats to love gods chosen sport

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Med change, /cum/. Coming off of Lamictal and starting Trileptal. It's nice because I can now go from being a angry autist to a depressed autist.
Have you ever been depressed /cum/?

>>69727007
I'm a Pokémon master you casual.

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>>69726990
i didn't know i have millions of jobs and to think i was wasting my time looking for one

>>69727011
it's the only way

>>69727007

fantasy football quite literally hates me and Ive never placed higher than 3rd

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>>69726975

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>>69726994

>>69727011
Casual

>>69727024

t. pleb/communist

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Hockey > Baseball

>>69727058
True

>>69727051

show me your OOTP17 WS winning team, pleb

You wont because you cant

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>>69727053
>likes boreball
>calls other people plebs
>>69727058
>hocky

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>>69726725
>boreball

>>69727083

>cant comprehend the fun and excitement of baseball
>calls others plebs

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>I prefer hockey

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>I don't like baseball

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>>69727116
Imagine the smell.

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>>69727108
>baseball
>fun
>exciting

>>69727139

t. read the communist manifesto while all the neighborhood kids played outside

>>69727155
The only true American sports are basketball and football. Both invented by Canadians.

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>>69727139

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>>69727180

>basketball

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Hockey is literally the most entertaining sport to watch.

It's got the speed and pacing of basketball, but with more complexity of movements, physical contact, and goals are more exciting (being much less frequent, but not as infrequent as soccer which leads to long periods of lull).

Even golf is more interesting to watch than baseball.

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>I enjoy most team sports

>>69727155
namecalling is a sign of autism
>>69727198
t. daddy beat me because I wasnt the star player

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>>69727207
>speed and pacing of baseball

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>canadian sports opinions

>>69727207
23 years now?

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>>69727251
fuck you we invented half of all sports in existence.

>>69727224
t. bastard

>>69727272
t. victim of sibling rape

>>69727247
I said basketball, friend.

Watching baseball wouldn't even be interesting to a person who was snatched away at the hospital immediately after birth and spent their life from then on in a tiny, soundproofed room shrouded in complete darkness

>>69726632
>coke nail

>>69727325
>snatched away at the hospital immediately after birth
hmm

420 blaze it

>>69727368
kmao

wuss poppin /cum/

>>69727408
this nut in your mother

>>69727427
btfo

>>69727325

t. Poster child for ADHD awareness

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>>69727106

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SHELLY
H
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L
Y

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>>69727012
They gave me some Lexapro. It just fucks with my head and gives me nightmares, but I feel better than before, so I guess it worked.

I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to stop taking it, because withdrawal turns me into a zombie.

hockey

>>69727012
since mid high school

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>tfw to intelegent for football and mixed martial arts

>>69727527

Norma > Annie > Shelly > muddy > Audrey I guess >>> Donna >>>>>> james

>>69727606
>to
:^)

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>tfw anime will never be real

honestly at first i was reluctant about my degeneracy but i don't even care anymore

>>69726577
We shall receive our oats inshallah

>>69727606
>to

>>69727615

Maddy*

Fucking phone

*rapes Baja while everyone is distracted sports posting*

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>>69727625
>>69727638
shut up

>get a $100 Fandango gift card for christmas
>barely get to use it because all movies are shit during this time of the year

Is it true that you get dressed up to go to Walmart on a Saturday night as opposed to things like nightclubs?

Help I accidentally got high as fuck

>>69727709
Yes. No one in america goes to night clubs on saturday nights.

>>69727709
depends on where you live

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>british education

>>69727730
guam

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>>69727709

>not dressing up to go to your local retail store and perusing the cheezeburgers in the frozen aisle

britbongs will NEVER know this feel

>>69727740
Would you rather have a real job or respected on /int/?
You'd choose the former which is why your ilk is hated on this board.

>>69697370
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01xwf7TEIAR
Bless you, anon.

>>69727740
The sad thing is, I could probably do pretty well in this meme degree program.

>>69727774

>enroll in the course
>embarass the professor with your in depth knowledge of AnCap memes and extensive rare pepes

>>69727606
>jews-booing.jpg

Gonna be a yuge year!

>>69727786
>first day of advanced memetics 201
>find out the professor is only one his 4th layer of irony

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wowie

>>69727357

they are not coke nails.

>>69727852
over the fucking line

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>>69727852

>>69727774
>>69727786
>>69727822
It's probably going to be a sociology degree, lads.

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>>69727852
DEVILISH!

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>>69727852

>>69727852
DO NOT show this to bajachan

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>>69727788
YUUUUUUGE

>>69727852
oh boy

>>69727606
more like Meryl Strep-throat

HAAHHAHA

>>69727852
This thing has a benis

>>69727916
Dayum son

>>69727852
I don't get it

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Leg still hurts

>>69727967
You don't want to, enjoy your innocence.

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it is really trace?

>>69728002
yes

>>69728002
Yes it is.

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I am here

>>69728002
yes [2]

>>69727992
Please tell me

I reek of semen
Gonna go take a shower later nerds

>>69728002
Seriously what the hell is this?

>>69728002
cut your fingernails

>>69728002
Got the beetus?

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>>69728049
Hey

not getting any tinder swipes desu

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>Be American

>Doesn't know ACA and Obamacare are the same thing

>>69728071
Hey

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>>69728090
I thought of a cute little rhyme today

"I see London, I see France, I see Conway's underpants"

Is Baja here?

>>69728104
Joke's on you, I don't wear underpants

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>>69727763

I know this bait, but it scares me to think you guys may have already come to this point

>>69728065

Yes.

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>>69728118
Yucky!

>>69728122
/pol/ in a nutshell

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>>69728142
Not at all. Now I just have to take one layer of clothes off

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>>69728158

I thought making fun of americans during the Bush era was fun but i cant wait until the dumpster is sworn in. Many laughs shall be had

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>>69728126
That's rough anon. Nobody deserves the beetus.

>>69728178

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>>69728174

>>69728178
Too bad Jon Stewart's retired. We'll have to settle for the British year teller.

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MISSING : CZECH PORN STAR GF

Nice ass, dresses like a school girl. Pussy is sweeter than czech honey cake. Speaks negligible English, has the IQ of a house pet and is perpetually horny.

If found please package carefully in a well ventilated container. Mail DIRECTLY (via FedEx® only or there will be trouble) to "GASTHEKIKESRACEWARNOW Industries LTD" Zurich, Switzerland.

May require alcohol, cocaine and phallic objects to survive shipping.

Thank you.

>>69728195
Stevie the Frenchman is superior anyways

>>69728191
How was your day?

>>69728178
Here you go

>>69728216
He has no career outside of his character. His flopping late show won't survive much longer.

>>69728221
I ate some catfish

>le dumpster xD

consider the suicide

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>>69728214
I have her she's mine now

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good evening lads

>>69728270
Consider suicide

>>69728275
lying sumbitch I'll kill ya I will

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How much will one of these cost me?

>>69728302
she said she's happier here with me and that you smell funny

>>69728318

one greencard

>>69728318
Half of your possessions, if you're not careful.

>>69728318
$15000 USD

>>69728244
Why would he need a side job when his primary job is perfect?

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>>69728336
>>69728343
That's a bargain

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How much will one of these cost me?

>>69728377
Virgins get out of /cum/!

>>69728395
Winning WW3

>>69728334
She's literally my property. I purchased her at a nightclub in Prague on her 18th birthday, but she jumped out of the back of the car a couple months later while I was distracted from yelling out of the window at some gypsies. Been chasing her around Europe for several years now.

never do deadlifts early in the morning without stretching

my back is fucked, dawg

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>>69728395
a world war against russia so that you can take her as a POW and bargaining chip

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>I don't pray for Abigaile

>>69728408
When I bought her she didn't have an owner's title so she's salvage. I'm sorry bud you lost her, the law says she's mine

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>>69728430

>bargaining chip
>implying she'll ever want to leave

tfw no bf

Why do I find simulators fun now? I guess autism.

https://www.cineplex.com/Events/FBFF
Original starship troopers gonna be playing. Have to go see that.

>>69728428
Pussy lmao

>>69728483

because ETS2 is fucking great

>>69728476
>tfw no psychotic obsessive gf

Is it snowing in your area? Just lol at faggots who live in the South.

>>69728467
Fuck the law bitch I'll spray your god damn house with the STG.
I payed good money for that czech ass.

proxyfag

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>>69728522

>>69728530
holy fuck your flag is circumcised

what happened

>MexicANO...

>>69728530
I'm gonna call my niggas the Flying Fortresses to keep your mouth shut while she rests her head on my dick

told you guys he's a faggot

>>69728557
shlomo cut it

>>69728602
I ain't no faggot, pedro. Aren't you a communist? Gas chamber awaits you, pal.

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Where would Mexico rank on here?

My gun isn't loaded, if you catch my drift
Am I the ultimate cuck?

>>69728635
Will you come and visit me one day? It's truly wonderful with snow outside.

>>69728635
>Aren't you a communist?
Sure specially living next to Uncle Sam reloaded fag

>>69728649
Ask a 20 year old virgin anything.

>>69728649
I'm still a virgin.

fuck alabama

>>69728649
>Italy is asian tier

top kek this cant be real

>>69728659
IDK who the fuck you are and probably not
>>69728662
>durr I'm a mexican communist pls put dicks in my mouth

sweet home alabama

>>69728698
That is very rude of you, I was nice enough to offer you but mark my word that I was just kidding, I wouldn't take your ass anyways, EVER. I legit wish you to die now you ugly piece of Swiss shit.

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>>69728649
>tfw several standard deviations above average and still going strong

>tfw being using 4chan for years and never truly browsed or even posted actively in boards that suit my likes and abilities and/or interests instead i only shitpost 24/7

how do you guys do it? i should be very active in /p/ /co/ /his/ /tv/ and maybe others but i varely check those boards

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>>69728649

>>69728002
wow Im trying to eat an ice cream cone here
thanks i just tossed it out

>mexican commie is a virgin
You live in Mexico. 3 out of 4 of your neighbors are probably prostitutes. Go get er done.

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need a brazilian gf

IF YOU COMEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAN FRANCISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>69728771
only if he wants aids

>>69728733
all I do is shitpost these days
/o/ is ded

>>69728788

you'll see FLOWERSSSS in her hair

>proxyfag thinks I'm a commie
Go ahead post ww2 pics you dumbass haha

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>>69726975
best taste

>>69726827
I'm really worried that it'll end up being complete shit desu

>>69728803
Don't listen to him. Mexico is an economic powerhouse, truly a beautiful country. Not just a bunch of smegma eating goat fuckers like everyone in that red cross banker nation of his.

One of my best friends online now hates me

Nobody fucking likes me. I'm such a piece of trash. I want to kill myself

>>69728831
I think you're an okay human

>>69728831
There's no such thing as an online friend. Don't fall into the trap.

>>69728830
but you will most likely get aids if you fuck a hooker anyway

>>69728854
Don't fuck a hooker then. Honestly, we will nuke those mountain people together.

>>69728845
There's no way. I'm better off just never opening my mouth or trying to make friends. All I ever do is end up annoying them to the point of them hating me.

>>69728852

you wont talk me out of this, mexico

my runescape gf loves me

Wtf Freddie Mercury was a great vocalist

>>69728877
I'm amercanski

>>69728878

well duh

>>69728878
He did too much anal, then AIDS came..

>it's a "my dad cares about a football game between to schools in places he has never been to" episode
explain this to me. What's the significance that Alabama and Clemson are playing football if my dad has lived his whole life in Maryland?

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>>69728875
Friends are overrated. I've never had a friend in my life.

>>69728915
Your dad is a fag

>>69728915

everybody hates 'Bama and its the title game

>>69728915
Maybe he is autistic

>>69728912
Yeah, he fucked anything with legs.

>not liking WWII pics
embarrassing

>>69728923
I relate to 8man every day. Everything from the cringy personality to being unable to make any friends

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>>69728870
>mfw some mexi feminists defend hookers and women's rights when they're found them murdered boddies in some fucked up place after a weeked

>>69728915
You're dad sounds like a good man. Too bad he didn't beat his son enough to make him enjoy manly things. Go back to your moe postings and let men be men.

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my gf just got dressed up for me

if you kill your enemies they win

>>69728878
s e r i o u s
p i p e s

>>69728975
>maid over school girl
PLEB
L
E
B

>>69728982
If you vote for marxists you lose.

wtf I saw a brown guy today

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>I hope anon got all my immigration papers filed

>>69728999
That's because you can't afford a maid.

>>69729003
in the mirror?

heheh

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How can Mexican men even compete?

>>69729014
Why do I need a maid when your mother sucks my dick and cleans my house for free?

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>>69728999
>his Abigaile only has one outfit
eloel

>>69729017
Heheheee

Fucking torched that chuntaro

>>69729017
rude 2bfh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1UldUg-r4

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>started on drive thru at dinner time with practically no training
>fucked up in the first 10 minutes
>stood around for 3 hours and then did dishes, cut bacon, and watched someone clean a floor

I actually want to kill myself right now
I'm too much of a fuck up to handle this shit

>>69729034
My mother would never step in your poverty ridden favela situated on some remote mountain that I am not even aware of. Someone was probably extremely desperate to suck dick and you let them, if it's a trap you should know that that makes you gay for enjoying it.

>>69729079
You did better than most. I wouldn't have even let a noob take orders until he knew the entire menu.

t. Ex manager.

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>ywn be a cute anime girl

http://www.vox.com/world/2017/1/9/14212496/russia-embassy-pepe

any russian fifth column here?

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why are brits so gay?
>>69729075

>>69728954
Some of us are just better off alone, as much as it sucks not having anyone in your life.

I let a gook cum on my butt an hour ago, am I a race traitor now?

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??

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>>69729080
some odd projections there, faglord

>>69729125
Yes

>>69729118
>why are brits so gay?
>thread posted by an american
hmmm

>>69729079
>working as a cashier at a fast food joint
I did that for 5 or so weeks when I was 17, big mistake. I quit quickly and got a job as event staff for a local country club. I bused tables for weddings and such. Probably the most fun job I've ever had.

If you wanna make more money and have a car, deliver pizzas. There's less room for error and you get to sit alone in your car listening to your favorite music for most of the shift. You also make a shitload of money. On my best nights I've made $26 an hour, and this is while delivering pizzas in the suburbs.

>>69729110

I dont know this feel

>>69729140
he has british heritage, why else would he be posting in /brit/ mr smarty pants?

>>69729129
ion get it either

>>69729129
I don't get this may may

>>69728923
Genuine post.

>>69729129
she so fucking overrated. Lopsided nipples bolted on fake tits.

The only reason why she got popular was by abusing social media and being the only attractive middle eastern porn star.

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>>69729130
Just checked on my mom, she's here. You are officially letting a stranger suck your dick and are probably gay at that.

>>69729159
>>69729161
the leb porn girl with the big fake chebs

>>69729107
They're just so understaffed that they wanted to throw me straight in despite having no experience

>>69729142
I don't even have my license but I'm definitely gonna be looking for retail jobs or anything not fast food

what's up with the mexican poster

>>69729110
>he isn't a cute anime girl
wwwwww

>>69729179
Oh, she's gross

>>69729129
that ain't Abigaile

what's up with the swedish poster

>>69729079
it only gets easier anon don't worry
when's your next shift?

>>69729176
Your mother is a stranger, I just fuck her.

>>69729190
Give it a couple weeks. You'll get comfortable. I was a social retard and I worked up to shift lead. Hell the store manager literally had autism. A good friend to this day, actually.