/brit/

I learned English

niggers

>Chinese

>>69716306
as opposed to what? sequential programming? lmao

>>69716363
hella fkin epic

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How do you want your economy senpai?

>>69716363
funnyjunk 2k8

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>mfw I get a (You) on /brit/

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>Actually a fairly good guitarist and singer and I could definitely use that to my advantage and get laid a lot but I'm not going to.

>>69716354
me too

reckon being a male prostitute shouldnt be that hard

>>69716363
>when you're 12 and have a ps3 but are paranoid that your parents are monitoring what you're searching for so you search for something innocuous like "demotivationals" and trawl hundreds of them until you find this and then wank to it mercilessly
any1 else know this feel

the men from lake-town deserved some of the treasure from the dwarves but the wood elves did not

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Your evil deeds have transformed me into the twisted wreck you see before you. But I do not despair, for I have also gained much power, more power than you could ever dream of. My revenge shall be swift and brutal. No longer shall your tyranny go unpunished.
Dentist! Prepare for combat!

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>work tomorrow

I'm one of the top xylophone players in greater manchester

>>69716410
is that the fucking monkey guy from /fit/ who killed himself???????????????

Life is an ordering, selecting, coherence-making process. Life (evolution) behaves as if it were always aiming at higher coherence, i.e., higher intelligence.

The human increment accelerates faster than pre-human evolution because through the third, semantic circuit and its symbols (words, maps, equations etc.) we are able to pass information (negative entropy: coherence) from generation to generation.

World-wide wealth in terms of "Real Capital" (plants in operation, actual known resources etc.) has been doubling every generation since economists started collecting statistics in the 18th Century.

Where does this wealth come from'? According to orthodox economists it comes from land, labor, and capital. According to Marxists, it comes from land and labor alone, and the capitalist is a thief who has inserted an artificial bookkeeping system into the process. Both are wrong. Land and labor alone, and land, labor and capital together, can't produce new wealth if they are all organized by a fallacious idea, such as searching for oil where oil is not.

The real source of wealth is correct ideas: workable ideas: that is, negative entropy—Information. The origin of these coherent (workable) ideas is the human nervous system. All wealth is created by human beings using their neurons intelligently.

>>69716379
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS

9th january 2017 timothy byrne twitter check that guitar garden selfie check facebok that video i took my guitar garden selfie we're in high wycombe buckinghamshire garden's looking like this today looking like that out there new plant bears are watching that looking out that way got a new piano lamp it's quite nice lights the piano up well

>>69716379
>but at least we got our freedom
>there will be more jobs in Grimsby for englishmen
>look at this funny meme of Nige haha

ah yes, brexit

>>69716423
anger happiness. ah yes, great image

the abstract concept of "the economy"

TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB

>>69716424
I didn't have internet access when I was 12 desu.

>engcucks and amerisharts don't realise the only reason their countries voted for extremist choices is because their people are poor as fuck with nothing to lose.

literally third world desu.

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the utter state of women sharing these gay text images

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>>69716441
>have to be in at 7 for an important meeting
>2 hour commute

>>69716354
>learned
That's American

>>69716363
I do prefer when the internet was less cynical and less self-aware ._.

>>69716441
dont worry lad, only 45 more years to go

state your name cuz

>>69716506
haha you're old and or poor

why is tim always speaking about the place he lives in

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>>69716432
Wasn't funny until you mentioned the D word, at which point I let out a short chuckle. Well done mate, congratulations on the good post.

>>69716355
>>69716363
>>69716433
>>69716451
>>69716464


Why are these sorts of posts the most common on /brit/ in place of intellectual discussion?

>>69716379
>Exports are up
>car industry is on one
>tourists are flocking

Why didn't we devalue the pound sooner?

>Option 1
Remain as a barman in my small and comfy hometown, having absolutely no career progression and still living with my parents rent-free, but being able to pick and choose when I want to work and when I want to travel, and having lots of free time to read and spend time on my hobbies

>Option 2
Move to the worst city in the UK (London) for an interesting job that will pay £25k and give me good career options for the future, but be forced to live in a depressing houseshare with other 'young professionals' and become just another corporate wageslave for the next few years at least (at which point I might have enough experience to move to a better job away from London)

What do lads?

>>69716508
All they do is make me feel left out because I've never issued a dick appointment

>>69716363
She's probably 40 now

can you drag and drop a chrome tab into firefox?

>>69716304
Trying to learn Japanese as my 3rd language but no motivation desu

>>69716503
My kicks Louis Vuit
Bet you thought I was gonna say Kang
Jumped on the mic, flow's too deep
Bet you thought I was gonna say nang

need a bf

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>>69716514
I learnt

>>69716539
well the light is clearly on

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women who look like men that look like women really is patrician

>>69716543
doing a poo

get your dick out for the jans

>>69716550

Option 2 obviously you retard your parents will be dead soon and you can't spend 50 years working in a bar for peanuts

actually disgusted by these people (mostly females)

https://www.reddit.com/r/adultery/

don't think I like /brit/ anymore, can't seem to leave though

>>69716587
prefer women who have faces that look like they'd shatter from a single punch and are slightly out of shape tbqh

>>69716550
the latter obviously you clown

think about your future

>>69716550
obviously move to London

>>69716555
No

>>69716633
bit problematic

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google flights makes you laugh sometimes

dicks out for harambe

>>69716547
>car industry is on one

won't be when we inevitably leave the single market

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Anyone ever used a debit card? Seems pretty useless if you are eligible for credit one.

>>69716550
option 1 until your parents retire then explore a new career without your small mint

>>69716633
I like big-boned farm girls

>>69716663

What was the point of this exercise?

>>69716663
Greater London

>>69716684
>using the plastic jew

>>69716550
Option 1 seems fine to me

My philisophy in life is to do something you're happy with, no point breaking your back for the hope (((they'll))) throw you a few more shekels

dicks in for my bum

A high percentage of my posts later get fedora posted and I think that's very unfair desu

is a 1:1 (you) ratio acceptable?

>>69716684

are you a literal child

>>69716717
t. university of life graduate

>>69716623
>>>/r9k/

>>69716663
>tfw atlanta
>tfw busiest international airport in the world
>tfw I could go almost anywhere without a ton of layovers

>>69716684
i do despite having decent credit, I know absolutely nothing about banking and money and shit.

>>69716587
Tits are too big desu.

doing a spy on the new neighbours
rude twats ignored my Christmas chard

People who say you don't need sex or relationships to be happy are ignorant assholes. Humans are a very sexual and social animal, we were not meant to live like this.

>>69716716
>not using the plastic jew
I still haven't seen the new £5 desu. Paying with card only and if some place won't take it, I go elsewhere.
>>69716764
Read T&C. Using credit card is generally better, especially when you shop abroad.

>>69716737
don't see how disliking cheating scum makes me a r9k (never posted there 2bh)

>>69716784
*tips*

april is the superior birth month

>>69716777
christmas cards are nonsense

two girls were talking about their vibrators in the kitchen in work today. might raise this with hr 2bh

how do you tell twins apart. have some in the family and it's getting awkward

if I had a genie give me one wish it would to be fluent in every language on earth

that would be sick Tbh

*sneaks into thread hoping to go unnoticed*

>>69716612
>>69716639
>>69716648
Just really can't get excited about a move to London desu. I think I'd prefer literally any other city in the UK.

>>69716663
Google is awful in general

>>69716816
would for sure masturbate to that rigorously

>>69716812
same

>>69716836
f*cking scumbag

>>69716827
I would rather gain the ability to hover/fly 2bh

>>69716814
dick head, don't you realise you are ostracising yourself from the neighbourhood

>>69716843
so live outside london and commute in then

>>69716824
moles

>>69716843
londons the only place with good jobs nigga

I say men and women should enjoy themselves as often and with whom ever they want. Its all BS because of religions, all started with people saving themselves for marriage...its 2017 grab a condom and do some fucking for fuck sake.

m8, no time to explain
just (You) me this post

quick

watching some athenewins

>>69716843
so find a job in any other uk city then you melt

>>69716878
>move just outside london
>want to go to work
>communists strike
>be late, get fired
>bankrupt
thanks london

>>69716869
do not call me a dick head because i refuse to spend money on a piece of card that you won't even enjoy

we should ban CAM and TS pirated films

air france is so fucking expensive i swear
the mongs love to go on strike too

met my m8's mum today after the exam and she's well fit
feel like the lads from inbetweeners

69716911
(You)

I don't know if I'll ever get tired of watching a woman orgasm. It's a beautiful sight.

>>69716812
september is the best desu

>>69716921
happened to me today

>boss tells me I can either expense a cab in or take the day off

piece of piss

>>69716878
That would turn my workday from 9-5 to 7:30-7:00pm, and I'd be spending just as much on the commute plus rent outside London as I would on rent in London.

>>69716550
Whichever makes you happy. Don't listen to the Deanos saying obviously 1.

>>69716924
ok mate I've had it up to here with your boorishness next you you WONT be getting a card

>>69716684
I only use my credit card when I need to buy something online and they don't take paypal desu.

>>69716946
WAIT WHY IS HIS FLAG SO SMALL FUCKING LMAO

>>69716861

rude desu

>>69716989
good i don't want one anyway

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cannot process this

>>69716984
fucking hell mate stop fucking whinging and get on with it like the rest of us

yes its fucking shit but get over it or rot your life away in that pub you wasteman

>>69717027
bit gay

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is it true you have to get a girl wet before shagging her? can you not get your willy in unless she's wet?

there's so much i don't know lads

>>69717022
good because you wont be getting one

next door's shouting at her kids and threatening to smack the dog again

i had enough
i'm getting out
to the city
the big, big city
i'll be a big noise
with all the big boys

Got 3 days to bonk a lass I've met once

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>>69717071

>>69717080
yes, I usually down a shot of her juices before sticking it in. It's a great guide and it makes her randy

>>69716304
learning french 2bh

is there anything more attractive than a soft spoken northern girl?

>>69717126
That's a busted knee.

>>69717080

its not difficult mate just poke around for a bit

>>69717097
Big choon lad hehe

>>69717080
of course mate

you just finger her for about 2 minutes, usually sopping by then

>>69717039
How long do you plan on doing that for though? Don't you consider it a waste of your life if you're spending nearly 12 hours per day at work Monday-Friday, pretty much every week except for your few holidays, for the rest of your life until you can retire?

Might do a cheeky sickie tomorrow, the key is to not do them on Monday or Friday

>>69717162

a soft spoken girl from anywhere else

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>>69717080
Yeah, forget everything you've ever seen in porn.

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would decimate this boy's anus

>>69717206
wednesday is a good day to pull em on if you can get away with it sometimes thursday theyll let you do too

when brits say "nothern", what did they actually mean by this?

nothern part of london?
nothern part of england?
scotland?
or could it be nothern ireland?

do NOT entertain replying to his posts even for a second

Which one of you is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-38528816

"just poke around for a bit"

-/brit/ 2017

>>69717200
yes but it's got to be done because I wasn't born into wealth

face it mate, world ain't perfect just get on with it

>>69717261
north of england

>>69717261
It means anywhere in England north of Birmingham

when is is acceptable to appropriate gimmicks? can i start wakefieldposting?

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Hmm

filtering the jap's posts lads

>>69717261

God's own country

>>69716459
What's up Mr Robert Anton Wilson

>>69717301
Norwich?

I am 6'1, 160lbs, with a 6-pack and I am getting friendzoned HARD by an obese girl with hairy arms. I was so infatuated with her, and kept having fantasies about marrying her and having kids with her. But even a girl like her has options, and options that are better looking and hunkier than me. Yes, about a week ago I found out she started dating someone else. Strict dieting and exercise has brought me from being someone that all women are too repulsed by to even associate with, to someone that only most women are repulsed by, but obese women are ok with having me as a friend.

>>69717313
still would, just tell her to keep her mouth shut

anyone knows a good book/movie like LOTR, i raelly like that medieval-type fantasy style

>>69717126
I remember when this was all the rage on youtube. Wonder if anyone ever died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTd4eXQUDkU

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just copped these

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>>69717318
Kimochi warui desu

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and an argument with the ol' mum again

>>69717306

i stopped wakefieldposting when the (You)s dried up

>>69717382
Dumb Blairposter

>>69717346
i'm too blame for this, I've banged a few fatties in my time as well

>>69717367
passive aggressive much? bet money he was a runt

bet it feels nice having nipples in your mouth

HATE it when I get a (You) and it turns out to be a gimmick rather than an actual reply

>bbc article about that lad in yankland not tipping black people
>doesn't ONCE mention that black people don't tip

>>69717442
>69717442
FUCK OFF
FILTH

>>69717370
w2c?

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;_;7

>>69717471
Me second from right

>>69717395
gonna do it n e way

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What's this woman's name?

Trump is a massive pleb

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>>69717481
oh fuck is it time?

>>69717536
delete this

I'm Shaun Ryder and I am doing a shift for Oxfam.

Kek

Alan Partridge's idea for a sitcom, am I right?!

>>69717536
upboated

honestly now that the dust has settled, though how fucking stupid are americans that they actually voted for trump.

trump would've made more than the $5 billion he got from his businesses if he just put the $1 million his father gave him in a bank, can't believe people elected this clown

lads what are some films that will make me do a think

in that kind of mood

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>>69717406
delet this

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>>69717605
t. retard

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hmmmm matched a qt girl on tinder
hmmm wonder how to begin a conversation

>>69717650
hi

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oh...

>>69717650
delete this image mate

>>69717623
I know but I can't think of any right now

>>69717650
Send a picture of your willy

>>69717623
primer

ah yes, gather round to hear socially deformed schizoids discuss politics in other people's thoughts
quite good, quite good indeed

what happens when you die

as in what happens to your locked computer and email if you never wrote the password down anywhere? could you get microsoft or google to open them up if you showed proof you're dead?

I was once an Incel and then I found the furry community which helped me come out of my shell and I have never been so happy.

if you think your looks might hold you back then youalways have an alter ego or original character in a fursuit and you have all the freedom in the world to be who you want to be with your furlong

It's the avenue I used and I have no regrets

>>69717623
Paul Blart : Mall Cop

this dull pain in my gonads is very irritating

>>69717684
lad i said i wanted a conversation with her not for her to delete me immediately

>>69717738
why did you post this as a ratio

>>69717650
alri. gimme your best meme love.

>>69717754
fuck off normie twat

business idea : say "soggy biscuit" without any context and no more

>>69716547
Fuck off m8, my trip to Prague this year was *significantly* more expensive than the last time I was there

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/isabel-hardman-mind-stopped-working-realised-just-badly-treat/

I just want to help her :(

>>>/pol/69717764

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>You're a sweet guy but...
>You're nice guy but...
>You're a great guy, why haven't you got a gf?

just bought a gram of whizz on the old onion haha x :)

>>69717764
the people desu

usa is literally more monarchical than britain now hahahaha

>>69717844
Stop being ugly and autistic

>>69717764
It's a series of echo chambers. The news ones are all infiltrated by paid shills that downvote you to oblivion if you criticise Russia, or China or the EU. It's a complete shit show.

watching h3h3productions

i hate hila she's a boring unfunny cunt she belongs behind the camera, ethan's just naturally charismatic

I got there I told the bartender I had an appointment and she went to go get her as I saw her I thought holy crap she's cute as hell and she was Asian she was so petite and had a great body she showed me around we discussed prices in a room I went with the 600 quid for 90 minutes we went to her room we started undressing when we were naked I went up to her and held her tight and I kissed her in the mouth she had no problem with it we kissed a lot during the session, she started with a hand job after 3 minutes I told her I was ready for the condom she got on top of me I don't know if she was enjoying it or just acting to make me feel better but she was moaning a lot after around 5 minutes I told her lets switch positions this was awesome I got to try a lot of sex positions I always wanted to try thankfully I was able last around 35 minutes to try what I wanted when I came it was so intense and I never felt it like that ever.

After we were done with that there was still some time left we cuddled super close and started talking about lots of things this part was amazing its like if I had a girlfriend holy shit after a bit I started finger her pussy she seemed ok with it I stuck both fingers in her it felt nice and warm, I got hard again she started giving me a hand job this was the most intense feeling in the I ever felt I am pretty sensitive and I previously had came the orgasm was out of this world better than the sex one, after I told her to get on top of me so I can grab her tightly after only like 3 minutes the time was up the buzzer rang :( :( she told me she had an amazing time with me and she wishes the time wasn't over and she still wanted me to be there and she liked younger guys like me, she gave me 2 big kisses in the Lips before we had to get up and dress
.

incontinent ballistic pissile

>>69717880
FONT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HSFyqN1DU

>>69717859
we ain't real monarchy though. It's more like state-sponsored celebrity

>>69717880
Fuck off, why should I

>>69717898
they've been shit for months

unsubbed a while ago

>>69717898
>watching r3dditr3dditproductions
time for you to fuck off

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>I got there I told the bartender I had an appointment and she went to go get her as I saw her I thought holy crap she's cute as hell and she was Asian she was so petite and had a great body she showed me around we discussed prices in a room I went with the 600 quid for 90 minutes we went to her room we started undressing when we were naked I went up to her and held her tight and I kissed her in the mouth she had no problem with it we kissed a lot during the session, she started with a hand job after 3 minutes I told her I was ready for the condom she got on top of me I don't know if she was enjoying it or just acting to make me feel better but she was moaning a lot after around 5 minutes I told her lets switch positions this was awesome I got to try a lot of sex positions I always wanted to try thankfully I was able last around 35 minutes to try what I wanted when I came it was so intense and I never felt it like that ever.
>After we were done with that there was still some time left we cuddled super close and started talking about lots of things this part was amazing its like if I had a girlfriend holy shit after a bit I started finger her pussy she seemed ok with it I stuck both fingers in her it felt nice and warm, I got hard again she started giving me a hand job this was the most intense feeling in the I ever felt I am pretty sensitive and I previously had came the orgasm was out of this world better than the sex one, after I told her to get on top of me so I can grab her tightly after only like 3 minutes the time was up the buzzer rang :( :( she told me she had an amazing time with me and she wishes the time wasn't over and she still wanted me to be there and she liked younger guys like me, she gave me 2 big kisses in the Lips before we had to get up and dress

>>69717898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAWnDpVw8bE

There's something mentally wrong with her isn't there?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/russian-embassy-in-uk-london-theresa-may-pepe-the-frog-twitter-profile-a7517651.html

are you fucking kidding me

getting bullied by every active poster in the guitar general on /mu/
>>>/mu/70231089

>>69717932
You literally get subjected to more opinions on /brit/ than you do on Reddit, because the posts here don't get buried by downvotes, but by time itself - so it's more equal.

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wtf i hate ryan reynolds now

Think saying soggy biscuit would be a decent gimmick but don't want to use it because he's a bent namefag

Dududu dead up, line a man up boom bingo

>>69717967
yep it's called "being jewish"

Made the news on my trip to the US lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38561883

>>69717898
they've been unfunny for a while now, there's only so long you can survive by making "youtube is bad :(((" videos

>>69717982
shan't

>>69717968
>pepe the white supremacist frog
jesus christ

>>69717967
that's how she acts in the videos, she acts serious. i can see how people'd think that. her accent doesn't help

>>69717976
stretch marks/10

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>>69717898
>tfw no Hila gf

Bad feel.

>>69717940
I preferred when they just made stupid reaction videos to youtube prankster fuccbois.

should i go to bed now and get up at 4am to recap revision before the exam? exam's at 10:30 am

>been home for literally about 2 hours
>already time to get ready for bed for work tomorrow

wake me up inside

>>69717898
>>69718051
FUCK OFF REDDIT

>>69718072
FONT

>>69718072
when will you fit in a mindfulness wank

pay up piggies

>>69717623
Dark City
They Live
Videodrome
Brazil

>>69718072

nobody cares

>>69718076
tube strike?

>>69718016
why would anyone say this

"don't tip" is fine but to compliment them based on their actions and insult them based on their race in the same little note is just... dumb

basically admitting that qualities someone can't control are more important to them than positive ones they can.

>>69718111
as soon as i wake up
wake up at 4, wank, have brekkie, begin revision at 5, revise for 5 hours, exam

Might do a crying wank

>>69718144
bitter dropout/uni of life prick detected

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>>69717968
>Hillary said pepe is a white supremacist, therefore he is
I say that people who wear blue shirts are holocaust deniers

neeeeeed aisha's new twitter

>>69718152
>basically admitting that qualities someone can't control are more important to them than positive ones they can.

You're new to this whole being racist thing aren't you?

>>69718107
ah yes the ol' reddit copypaste

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>>69718158
I wasn't pretending

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Yes
Thats right
The Donald Trump

>>69718107
this from a movie or something?

>those cunts with a cold who don't even attempt to put their hands to their mouth when they cough or sneeze

THANKS YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING REPROBATE, NOW I HAVE A COLD BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ANIMAL!

RileyReynolds-Cash-HD4K

hmm

>tfw no qt yank uber driver bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izg6abrRcc8

>>69718016
>implying the customer actually wrote this
>implying the waiter didn't just write this after they left
Its like one of those stupid twitter posts in real life

>>69718204
Literally me, except I fap to eroge not anime.

Mayor of London @MayorofLondon
Thank you to @TfL staff who have kept 67% of stations open during today’s unnecessary strike action.

wtf I hate khan now

>>69718072

No mate you wont be able to sleep this early, try getting up at 7 or 8 instead if you feel like you really need a recap but if you don't know the content at this point it wont help much

>>69718155
you'll never make it to the exam

>>69718196
i'm not racist pal

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deypreshun DOES NOT EXIST

very much looking forward to some snow

>>69718182
5 is the hottest
>>69718214
a guy with severe apsergers who always sat next to me in my classes blew his nose without a tissue or anything and a bunch of snot came flying out onto his desk as you'd think. he panicked like he was super suprised and tried to hide it.

he then repeated this process again an hour later, during the same exam

1. SMOKING IS DEGENERATE
2. DOING DRUGS IS DEGENERATE
3. NON-EAR PIERCINGS ARE DEGENERATE
4. TATTOOS ARE DEGENERATE
5. UNNATURAL HAIR COLOUR IS DEGENERATE
6. SHORT HAIR ON A GIRL IS DEGENERATE (THERE ARE ZERO (0) HOT GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR THAT WOULDN'T BE MORE HOT IF THEY HAD IT LONG)
7. BEING FAT IS DEGENERATE
8. BEING STRONGLY ADVERSE TO FEMININITY (ANTI-SKIRTS/DRESSES) IS ALSO DEGENERATE FOR A WOMAN
If a woman fits into either of these categories she is a RED FLAG.

>>69717623
The Matrix
Perfect Blue

>>69718223
very fucking gay

>>69718286
do you mean cocaine

>>69718266
unsubscribed after i watched the "obama complaining about white privilege" vid

>>69718182
Good so far, still managed to avoid getting one

>>69718308
all true except 6

>>69718308
Good lad

>>69718308
shut up you misogynistic pig

>>69718239
yeah i will la im fucking knackered, got two hours sleep last night
im off, i'll speak to all of you tomorrow xx

reckon I could tap into the quiet scottish tory voter base and build a lot of enthusiasm for trump here . basically only requires doing exactly what SNP did . tell people they are poor, and shitty and in need of a big change. the change being a rorke one this time.

>>69718308
>either
don't think you know how to use that word lad.

>>69718308
+1

>>69718316
you what mate? you calling me a bumder?

>>69717313
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

>>69718308
Here we witness a young autismo attempting to make his opinions known to the pack.

....it seems that his words fell on deaf ears

i will not rest until donald is my president too

>>69717313
>british comedies


good lord

the kot's on my lap doing kot things like sitting and purring and being a kot

>>69718441
apply for residence

but it has to be done LEGALLY

>>69718480
pics of kot

>>69718328
i subscribe to infowars once every couple months because i see a good video of there's, and then i always unsub the next day when my sub feed has 50 videos from them

>>69718500
I'm going to climb the wall with Pedro

ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ

>>69718500
can't you just colonise us

Everything is connected
And connection is power

>>69718547
We don't want London

who voted for bregsit just to shake things up without fully understanding the consequences?

>>69718523
how?

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>>69718502

>>69718388
how about I rape you up the arse with a sharp cucumber and see if you still want to be gay

>>69718561
can't be any worse than NY/LA

>>69718561
Neither do we

>>69718531
where in yorkshire are you from la?

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>>69718572
massive regret here

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>>69718572
Not me

>>69718572
I just want the EU to collapse

>>69718531
post template

>>69718603
We're waiting for the tectonic plates to slide LA into the Pacific. NY will have to be dealt with differently

>>69718613
be a good lad and take back piers morgan

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>>69718597
>sharp cucumber

>>69718500
dont want to be raped by ABC agencies, no thank you

>>69718615

the blue bit

was feeling alright then i suddenly just remembered that video of that mexican cartel cutting a guys face off and slitting his throat and i stopped feeling alright

>>69718667
ever picked a fresh cucumber? they're prickly as fuck

>>69718547
FOY

banned from /v/ again lads

>>69718703
He must have been off his face

>>69718655
cancerlad?

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>Yanks working in the UK have to pay US income tax as well as UK income tax

literally what is the point

>>69718731
/v/ is shit, all they care about is e-celebrities and feminists.

>>69718737
what a bunch of tax KEKS hahahaha

>>69718716
no. the map

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me on the left

Really want to try acid lads

loved shrooms, know i'll love L

>>69718737
we don't we do that

>>69718697
Where though?

I still can't believe the Wachowski brothers are women now

>>69718703
stopped clicking on stuff like that. used to be numb to it but at some point it started getting to me.

>>69718754
I shitpost there for easy (You)s

>>69718842
/new/ was satirical. /pol/ has never been satirical

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>>69718826
reminder

>>69718816
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Just got in to bed like a good wagie

>>69718892
yes pls