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kissu~ edition
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the gf
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>>69688334
where is the ass?
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>>69688366
degenerate
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>>69688308
It's a good news and there has not been a lot of that in Michigan in a long time.
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>>69688325 (Cross-thread)
I HATE YOU
>>69688327 (Cross-thread)
FUCK OFF WHITEY
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>this is a city in Canada
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"No!"
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gimme (you)s i need em to survive.
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>this costarican asking the impossible

>>69688394
nice, I'm happy for you guys!
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Harry Potter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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Baja me ama and el es mi novia
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Does he live under the white house now?
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>>69689673
Ajax was a Trojan war hero
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>>69689572
mayate verde
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>tfw your wife is american
>tfw she wants you to move to kansas with her for a few years

fucking kansas, how do i convince her otherwise?
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>>69689673
>this is a city in Canada
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>>69689673

how ignorant are you, be honest.
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>>69689681
Here you go cutie
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I think I just ate raw chicken.
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>>69689708
He's at the right hand of the lord now
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Desperate-leaf-tier edition and execution, literal faggot
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>>69689715
With your penis
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>war hero
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>>69689713
Don't be rude
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>>69689725
Jack?
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>>69689715
Don't knock it till you try it

>>69689744
's memes
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>>69689741
Ajax is stronger than all of grease

>>69689756
ur a meme
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>>69689722
<3

>>69689713
Do you even know what that means?

Because i dont. kek.
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>>69689741
he kills grease
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Which is the best state in the United States, for someone who hates the NFL, who hates the NBA, who hates MLB (major league baseball) and the NHL, and who only likes soccer and major league soccer (MLS)?
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Baja is my gf
Are you jealous losers?
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>>69689787
Utah
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>>69689776
Green nigger
I'm calling you Irish

>>69689770
nou~

>>69689787
Puerto Rico is the only thing remotely close, everywhere else fails in one aspect or another
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>>69689770
dont like Louisiana. Want to see you :3
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>>69689787
Why do you keep asking this all the time? You've gotten all the serious answers.
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>>69689787
Connecticut? Vermont? California?

What state has the most white liberal nerds that pretend to be European?
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>>69689715
what the fuck is a kansas?
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>>69689805
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>>69689787
> MLS
>soccer
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>>69689804

But that is not what a mayate is, mayate is kinda like "gay boyfriend", like your bf, he is your "mayate".

>>69689787
>i wanna live in the united states but not in a state that is like the united states.
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>>69689804
Why are you so gosh darn CUTE

>>69689805
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tfw your butt becomes tight and strong because squats
thank you fit
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>>69689828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4
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>>69689847
>but not in a state that is like the united states.
So Cali
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puto
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>>69689873
Hawaii also fits that.
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>>69689801
At least utah has only been professional champion in the MLS soccer

>>69689804
Puero rico is not a state.


>>69689808

I hate European football, I just like soccer of the United States and Canada
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>>69689847
I think I was tricked

I have to spank my "mayate" now

>>69689854
becuz i haff 2 b uwu
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I used to live in Arizona with of a bunch of mexicans.

Why do mexicans put that weird salt shit on their hand and lick it?
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>>69689828
I think you're cute anon

>>69689887
pls spank me 2
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Should I join the navy? I have no direction in life or goals to speak of
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>>69689902
join the air force, better benefits
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>>69689828
nothing personal
>>69689854
listen. Just do what I'm asking please. Post thigh or something. It won't hurt I promise.
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>>69689902
Enjoy being the officer's bitch
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>>69689902
Sure, just promise not to shoot up any airports afterwards.
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>>69689888
*with of a bunch of americans of mexican descent
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>>69689902
If you like being at sea for 6 months and in constant danger of being hit by an anti-carrier missile, sure

>>69689888
Are you talking about Tang?
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>>69689902
Yeah it's not bad, good money if you're single
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>>69689930
Take it up with them, they're the ones that calls themselves mexican and deny their american nationality
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>>69689912
I was told the navy was the easiest one to be a part of
I just want to chill on a boat and bang sluts at ports
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>>69689913
Nooooo~
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>>69689951
they're all easy as shit to get into

you need to score a 50 on your ASVAB to get into the air force though, which shouldn't be hard considering I got a 72 on it when I was a retarded 16 year old
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>>69689902
Nope, please don't become Strawboss 2.0
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>>69689901
Have you been naughty?
I don't think so
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*chews a candy cane instead of sucking on it*
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Will this be cu in 13 days?
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>>69689988
>Jaffa-crying.jpg
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>>69689979
Shit is that guy still around?
I could ask him lots of stuff
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>>69689975
>he only got a 72
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>>69689975
Oh I mostly mean easiest in terms of day to day workload
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>>69690005
t. smartybutt
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>>69689985
I-I can be naughty, you poopy head
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>>69690005

>>69690020
My dad was in it for 30 years, most of his day consisted of sending emails and writing reports
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>>69689993
No, we'll have a lot more Mexican posters since they'll be back in Mexico.
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>>69689993
/cu|m/
Most likely.
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>>69690003
Havent seen him in maybe a year
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>>69690005
>>69689975
>>69690039
I have a college degree but am pretty disappointed in fulltime office wagecuck life
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>>69690025
Jokes on you, I'm still going to be a worthless sack of shit and you can't stop me
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>>69690020
A lot of the time is spent bullshitting, half assed cleaning
very rarely did we ever have an actual workload
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>>69690045
/cumBC⭐/
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>>69689988
why tho
>>69689966
your going to show me something before we are done
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>>69690060
Perfect
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>>69689988
I do this. You sus as fuck if you suck on anything.
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>>69690020
Easiest is probably Air Force
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>>69690058
you can be an officecuck or a laborcuck

pick your poison
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>>69690045
So do you want an American bf or not?
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>>69690065
nigger
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>>69689693
Your God-Tier is pleb tier.
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What is the best city in Canada, for those who hate hockey and the NHL, and those who love and are fans of soccer and Major League soccer?
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>>69690086
Honestly prefer laborcuck
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>>69690045
But there will be a big beautiful door for the good ones to come in. I think you would qualify.
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>>69690071
nou
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>look for more info of one of the cute traps from the tranny server
>search >her username on google
>first two results are >her steam and MAL accounts
>>she is also Canadian
pottery
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I would consensually procreate with Tomi Lahren.

/blog
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>>69690059
oh okay

>>69690020
You're going to busy regardless and it doesn't really apply to any service in particular but the (ch)air force has the most desk jobs out of them all
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>>69690099
>Atlas Shrugged in God Tier
It's a meme you dip
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>>69690125
Part of the reason I was looking at navy was to travel a bit
I've never even left my region of the country
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>>69690139
Join the Air Force and ask to be stationed overseas

>>69690125
Have you gone to school Dakota?
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>>69690113
>he looks at traps

Bad hombre
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>>69690139
Speaking as someone who was other than honorably discharged from the navy
DONT JOIN IT SUCKS
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>>69690113
I think you're gay
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>Atlas Shrugged isn't God Tier
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Why are traps so cute?

Is it because they focus more on femininity than the average western female does?
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>>69690139
Sorry but the only travelling you'll get on a ship is the ocean

If you ever dock and they let you off the ship it'll be for a few hours and you'll probably be doing jack all except getting alcohol

>>69690165
I am in school
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>>69690193
What are you studying?

>>69690187
t. meme man Moly
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what's the worst USA state?( commiefornia doesn't count)
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what part of japan is this?
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>>69690209
Mississippi

Louisiana is a close second, but at least we have some culture.
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>>69690192
Please be memeing anon.
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Daily reminder that it's "catch a feller by his toe" and not "catch a tiger by the toe."
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>>69690181
What happened
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>>69690225
Not an argument.
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>>69690206
Political science

>>69690209
California
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>Why are traps so cute?

>Is it because they focus more on femininity than the average western female does?
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>>69690192
It's because your dick knows that men are better in every single way
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>>69690165
What do you do in the airforce if you're not a pilot?
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>>69690192
traps are cute but they just don't compare to a real mans man
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>>69690223
why?
>>69690241
I SAID NOT COUNTING CALIFORNIA YOU IMBECILE
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>>69690223
I thought Alabama always followed Mississippi in the worst lists?
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>>69690103
>But there will be a big beautiful door for the good ones to come in.
You mean the "good hombres", right?

>I think you would qualify.
I hope so, but like I said: moving to SoCal doesn't sound like a good idea... for now.
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>>69690256
You said Commiefornia, that isn't a state, its a meme
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>There are people who legitimately fell for the trap meme and started to watch dressed up men get fucked and masturbate to it.
>There are people that legitimately try to argue that a dick can be feminine and that them fapping to is totally normal and not gay
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>>69690209
California

>>69690223
We're second, you're at least 5th
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>>69690227
It's supposed to be "nigger" (((they))) changed it to tiger.
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>>69690264
Move onto muh deek
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>>69690241
This is a kek that transcends dimensions
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>>69690264
>SoCal doesn't sound like a good idea... for now.
If you want to be close to Mexico, at least move to a good southwestern state like Arizona.
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>>69690272
>>69690267
alright explain why California is the worst
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>>69690264
Once you're in you can go anywhere.
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>>69690269
You will never appreciate the beauty of traps until you fuck and cuddle with one.
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>>69690264

move to sinaloa

is just like baja, but with me.
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>>69690253
You fly a desk at supersonic speeds

>>69690303
It's full of Jews who want to turn the country into a socialized shithole like Europe
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>>69690328
>tfw too intelligent to assimilate into american culture
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>good southwestern state like Arizona
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>>69690301
>arizona
>good

FIERRO PARIENTE.

>>69690328
>tfw too smart to poo in loo.
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http://www.optium.cl/taller_para_convertirte_en_un_youtuber.html

>the goverment is encouraging kids and teenagers to be youtubers

WHYYYYYYYYYY
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>>69690233
did some LSD, then someone else got caught and ratted on me
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>>69690342
>>69690340
Name a better southwestern state than arizona.

I'll wait.
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>>69690286
They changed it to feller but Northern pseudo-Canadians say tiger apparently.
In Louisiana I grew up saying feller.
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helo
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>>69690358
texas
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need a titcow gf, dudes
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>>69690264
Marry me
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>>69690372
texas isn't part of any cardinal region of the US

it's just texas
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>not living in the north or the southwest
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>>69690376
>that face
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>>69690359
>They changed it to feller but Northern pseudo-Canadians say tiger apparently.

Huh. I remember being a kid in Hawaii and we said tiger.
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>>69690358

texas, if not texas, then colorado cuz ive never been there but im pretty sure it must be better than arizona.
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>>69690402
colorado is a meme state
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>>69690379
well its better than any part of the southwest you are thinking of
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>>69690345
As a career or something fun to do?

Don't see any problem with it. It'll help them be creative.
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>>69690394
Hawaii is rightful Canadian clay then.
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>>69690367
Hello cutie <3
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>>69690264
Never come the the USA you mentally ill cunt
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>>69690425
>insulting our queen
kys
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someone post benis
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>>69690444
Well it's confirmed now, hail the queen and RIP rudeposter.
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>>69690402
Colorado has a different climate and is more urban then Arizona but not much else is different here

t. lived in both for 10 years
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>>69690411
>grade oriented to kids and teenagers as a studio that gives the neccesary tools so that they can start a Youtube channel, record, edit audio and video and upload it with all the neccesary advice to respond to comments and become part of the Youtuber world

seems like a mix to me
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>>69690394
I say tiger and so does everyone near me
are you saying I'm a pseudo canadian?
>>69690420
u-um hi
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>>69690475
Aren't you forgetting the dude weed lmao?
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>>69690456

propa drunk lads
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Did some research, lads.
Although it's wrong: my version (catch a feller) ended in "my mother told me to pick the very best one and you are [surely] [not] it." Also
>Goldstein
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>>69690296
DELET
(I have a lobbying internship-to-job lined up ;3)

>>69690303
They smell

I have a much longer list of grievances against them but it'd just result in people spamming "flyover" at me
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>>69690475

Pretty sure Colorado is not filled with people from Sinaloa, and like 90% of those people from Sinaloa are drug dealers.

arizona is filled with bad hombres.
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>>69690493
just post your list
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>>69690493
>I have a lobbying internship-to-job lined up
That's not too bad desu

What does your bf study?
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>>69690507
>arizona is filled with bad hombres.
that's why you move to a good arizona city like Flagstaff
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>>69690241
I'm also doing that study
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>>69690490
So am I.
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>>69690507
Arizona deserves a nuke or twelve
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>>69690518
>implying people don't move up north cuz there is no migra.
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Stop insulting Arizona.
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>>69690539
good post
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>arguing about meme regions
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>>69690533
whatchu drinkin bud?
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>>69690566
smirnoff
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>>69690490
on what my man
im getting crossfaded while listening to ridiculous shit and its great
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>>69688393
She's cute. Good job anon
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>>69690548
>thread full of CHI's and Mexicans
>insulting Arizona

I wonder why? :^)
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>>69690604
based Joe
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I'm determined to get to the bottom of this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066079
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066079
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066079
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I lived all my life on my Sinaloa and the first time i saw a dead body was in arizona, some dindus.
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I liked the southwest. Houses out in the middle of the desert by themselves, seems like a comfy place to be abducted by ayyliums and fight off against chupacabras
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>>69690587
Rolling rock. Everyone bought out all the good stuff before the storm hit

>>69690578
as long as you're mixing it... never tasted smirnoff by itself
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>>69690624
tiger supreme
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>play csgo
>lose another match because the final guy was twirling his knife instead of having his gun out
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>>69690662
csgo is for gays
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I like Arizona. Goodnight /cum/.
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>>69690624
It's catch a tiger
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>playing csgo
>twirling my knife when I'm the only one left
>get killed

Whoopsie
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>>69690691
>>69690644
Tigercucks >>>/out/
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>>69690662
>csgo in 2017
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>>69690625
My hometown is one of the most dangerous cities in the US
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>>69690712
Looks like you're the only "feller" buddy boy.
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>tfw you cant even remember being happy
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https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483760743498.webm

me on the right
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>>69690723
Unless you are from st. louis you dont beat this
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>>69690723
my hometown is the 12th safest city in washington
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>>69690736
What if I make you raugh?
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>>69690733
Just goes to show you how Canadians are the real unwanted immigrants coming into the country.
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>>69690515
He's going to be a registered nurse

>>69690508
>State constantly steps outside of its boundaries and tries to influence its neighbors
>Californian diaspora are cancerous
>Californians in general seem to be self-absorbed and arrogant
>Their nature is amazing but to 90% of Californians it doesn't matter
>Many of them seem to brag about the beach when it's not even all that great
>Many beach-goers are either condescending or hyperactive
>It's popularity from Hollywood attracts all foreigners (Which isn't that bad tb h)
>Meme weather makes the people scared of 32 degrees which makes them absolutely insufferable when they move to colder places
>They pretend Southern California isn't a wasteland outside of the coast and Northern California isn't anything more than Southern Oregon
>The state is predominantly focused on non-issues and refuses to let any actual discussion occur on anything other than non-issues
>The state has no concept of decency
And they smell
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>>69690761
holy autisim
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>>69690761
Why did it end at the good part?
>>
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>>69690761
believe in Alex Jones. Did he get this ripped without his water filtration system and prepper books?
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>>69690723
My hometown is the nations fifth wealthiest zipcode
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>>69690799
fuck, my dubs were meant for you michibro>>69690736
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>>69690780
It's too late for you, they have infiltrated the highest echelons of power.
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>>69690804
Jew

>>69690781
Your bf sounds like a nerd lmao
>>
>>69688316
ayo lemme get a kiss
>>
>>69690781
>>69690781

There is nothing wrong with California, you are just jealous.
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>>69690836
I'm not a jew but literally everyone else was
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>>69690736
I'll let you fugg me until you're happy again
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>other
Are you guys just memeing because it used to be "nigger"?
>>
I'm part of what some people call the "alt-right" and it feels punk as fuck. It feels like an actual counter culture, or rebellion against the PC culture that dominates American colleges.
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>>69690855
My grandparents still say nigger
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>>69690861
drumpf lmao
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i drew a map of the US rate
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>he larps as the opposite political spectrum
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>>69690846
I am really, really not
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>>69690871
I like when old people still call Brazil nuts "nigger toes".
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>>69690861
>I'm part of what some people call the "alt-right
>>
california has a baja cock
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>>69690641
>never tasted smirnoff by itself
It tastes bang-on exactly like vodka.
>>
>>69690878
What happened to New England lmao

8/10
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post your screen right now, buds

no excuses
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>>69690889

Yes you are
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>>69690889
Yes you are

Stinky jealous pot
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYirOC_3HSg
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>>69690904
>>
>no one rates my map
sad!
let's see if i can draw mexidrug
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>>69690894
Here "nigger babies" are balls of black licquorice and "nigger chasers" are bottle rockets with the stick torn out.
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>>69690878
>No Hawaii
>No Alaska
>No Long Island
>Salish Sea horribly messed up
>Chesapeake Bay hopelessly warped

1/10 see me after class
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>>69690923
California doesn't have buffalo so I don't have any reason to be jealous of them
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>>69690878
top left is not good
>>
>>69690624
Pretty sure only the south says "feller", which is about as countrified a term as there ever was.
>>
>>69690904
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>>69690953
I saw a baby buffalo at the museum and it made me think of this image
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>>69690953
who the fuck wants a buffalo when we got black bears
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>>69690904
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>>69690970
>>
>>69690770
Hey, i win!
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>>69690953

BUFFALOES

STINK

LIKE

RANCID

SHIT.
>>
>>69690989
>my weekly schedule

GAYYY
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>>69690996
no, I think you lose
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>>69690985
We also have black bears dumb dumb
>>
someone cyver with em
>>
>>69690990
Hmmm, it was more mature than that. In my mind I literally though "buffalchub"
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>>69691005
oh... classes start tomorrow so I was just looking at them... I'm sorry
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>>69690904
>>
>>69691016
*unzips your dick*

*casts magic missile*
>>
>>69690985
Black bears are shit compared to buffalo

t. North state california
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>>69691004

>>69691017
buffalchub best buffalo
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>>69691039
>t. massive faggot
>>
>>69690700
Reeeeee
>>
>>69691025
>>69690904
>Louisiana
504 bois? Uptown bois?
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>>69691007
not Ursus americanus altifrontalis and Ursus americanus californiensis
>>
>>69691054
318
>>
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MEXICO IS DONE
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>>69691006
I won this pissing contest and have no memory of living there. So ha.
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>>69691025

>how to stock market
>>
I have 18k in a savings account. Should I start lending it to people and charging interest? How much would I get from it?
>>
>>69691070
forgot to put RATE
>>
>>69691085
-18k
>>
>>69691068
>318
Lmao Natchitoches faggot
>>
>>69691070
0/10 no instructions
>>
>>69691049
Why am i not surprised some faggot CHI hasn't seen a herd of buffalo?
Never leave your quarantine zone.
>>
>there are Americans who have never been abroad
>>
>>69691116
Does Canada count?
>>
>>69691070

0/10 im ded.

>>69691085
Pretty sure thats ilegal.
>>
>>69691116
i still haven't even been to all 50 states
>>
>>69691026
*casts quickened shield*
haha bet you didn't expect that
*casts bigby's benis-graspin-hand on your ponus*
make a grapple cheque, fuccboi
>>
Just realized that it's already been 4 years since I played through Katawa Shoujo. Little did I realize back then that it would eventually be the stepping stone of my descent down the rabbit hole of weebdom (not to mention the catalyst of a fuckton of depression and misery at the realization that I'll never be happy)

How did you guys get into anibe?
>>
>>69691055
And?
You faggots went full blown genocide on the bear on your flag so I have no reason to care about your bears
Knowing you shits they'll all be dead by the turn of the century
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>>69691116
Sad!
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>>69691116
I went abroad but it was to Moldova and it's kinda a shit hole
stayed one night in Germany on the way back though
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>>69691134
ive only been to like 5 states
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>>69691116
Going to Italy this summer then studying in Prague in the fall
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>>69691154
Why would you ever go to Moldova? Family?
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>>69691163

I've been to 7 states, dont you feel ashamed?
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lol wat
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>>69691140
I was fucking a chinese girl I met on OKCupid for a while, and she linked me a video of Chip & Ironicus' Anime Theatre wherein they watched Ginga Nagareboshi Gin and made fun of it.

I showed the video to my friend and we decided to do drunken anime showings at my place starting with Ginga.

Since then I have watched about 50-60 full series.
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>>69691141
not any worse than buffalo dum dum
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>>69691186
>Not using red-pilled bing

Blu-pell!
>>
>>69691186
>unironically using google
enjoy your botnet
>>
>tfw only been to 3 provinces
>and even then just past the border
t. alberta
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>>69691139

do you wanna go fucking blind.
>>
ohoo higgy
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>>69691210
I bet you've never even seen a buffalo, loser
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>>69691130
'No.'

>>69691134
You're gonna be pissed when your 20's are over and you realize you never went abroad while you were young because of this shitty excuse.
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>>69691237
It's not that bad desu
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>>69691246
umm not a agu
ment
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>>69691214
>bing somehow being better than google
*laffs*
>>69691223
Only really been to Winnipeg, other than that I've been to a few places in AB.

I think it's common for losers not to be worldly.
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>>69691184
I know a missionary who's husband is from there. they were going there for a few months a few years ago and invited me to go with. I spent a week in the capital and a week in a small village. I actually really enjoyed it. the food was awesome because there was like 5 babushkas making food all day for us. once I got back american food destroyed my stomach for a month. an old man told me once I graduated from high school I could come and live in the village. his wife would give me a haircut and I could marry his granddaughter. she was pretty cute too. sometimes I think maybe I should've done that
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>>69691261
>Be Californian
>Never see the king of the plains
lol
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>>69691214
I love bing
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>>69691267
i-i'm not a loser
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>>69691247
I don't think anyone actually thinks it's necessary to visit all 50 states before going abroad
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dudes, going to the beach on tuesday.

post some good beach stories
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>>69691288

>>69691288

>>69691288

I made a NEW thread
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>>69691282
>insult jews
>immediately get anti-white post

Makes you think...
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>>69691317
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>>69691331
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>>69691299
I saw some old guy's junk on the beach. It was pretty gross
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>>69691345
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