Posting from work edition
anime
so uhm lads
what did u do for new years
kay-on
babestation
>two threads
janny won't like this
you utter runt posting the new before me
ol' 'cide
me surveying the runt farm
>>69686073
nonce
just thinking about how we can't survive with carbon monoxide
walther ppk
why the FUCK are /brit/ threads so fast in midnight?
jesus I don't want to imagine what it's like during the day
would do anything to protect her smile lads
janny is going to blow his LID lads
the gf is making pancakes, anyone want one? x
gp told me suicide is never an option
would appreciate more honesty to be frank
London more like Lon-dumb :DDD
just told my runt of a client that suicide is not an option
tbqf i just want to see him suffer haha, looks too much like some bender
Quite tired of these wankstains on /brit/ complaining about being sad and wanting to kill themselves
tumblr is right there mates
>>69686120
is this porn? are we watching porn?
>>69686120
wouldn't date a disabled girl because everyone would see us and think i'm a fetishist whereas if i was disabled and normal girl dated me they'd think she was doing me a favour
fucking androphobic society
haitiANO
Naked Maddie boobs on babestation
will spend my time putting smarties under my foreskin until some posts worth reading appear
feeling a bit sad
might do myself in
>>69686107
Currently investing in suicide options
Ireland all knackered after a long day of posting
Quite tired of these wankstains on /brit/ boasting about being happy and wanting to live life to the fullest
facebook is right there mates
>>69686035
>>69686035
reminder that this thread was LITERALLY made by the real img1142 looking for attention
the real full image has never been posted before apart from the half face he posted before
>>69686120
i-i want to help her...
>>69686142
>outing yourself as a paki
>>69686158
retards need love too
>>69686164
maddie went missing 10 years ago m8
>>69686150
no it's a girl with cerebral palsy making pancakes, you odd man
>it's another I can see a tear on my frenulum because my dick doesn't have enough skin to accommodate the amount of blood I get with a full erection episode
>it's another every time I jerk off and cum I significantly damage the health of my dick skin and further increase my penile insecurities which in turn even further solidifies my fate as a wizard...episode
im so happy right now lads
truly living to the fullest right now haha
can't imagine sleeping honestly
>>69686180
>check that family photo out
I got up off my couch, went to the closet where my maid keeps her supplies, and got a bottle of Clorox bleach. I went back to the couch, sat down, removed the cap, and took a swig. I did this four times, thinking that bleach was so toxic it would get me high then make me pass out. Yeah... not exactly. Instead I threw up violently, everywhere. I vomited like a fountain, all over the couch, all over the carpet, and all over myself. I fell to the floor and kept vomiting. I got up, slipping and sliding in the puddle of puke, as I stumbled to my terrace to get some fresh air. I vomited all over the terrace and terrace door as bleach, blood, booze, pills, and whatever food I’d eaten in the last twenty-four hours came out of me.
>>69686070
was in london
went to a party at koko in london
came really close to pulling a swedish victoria's secret model.
broke my phone
honestly not even lying, have no clue why the fuck she was so into me
Be careful not to choke on your gimmicks
>>69686190
imagine being such an arsehole that you'd post photos of your m8 on 4chan for attention haha
the gf and i are doing great
couldn't be happier lads
wanking to traps is not gay
>>69686190
woah
>>69686230
caralad?
desire a skinny milf with big natural chebs to have a wank to lads
suggestions?
>>69686121
suicide is an option
but literally the worst option
death is inevitable and will happen someday
why end it early?
>inb4 suffering
in a 1st world country lmao
>>69686200
I'm looking at her landing strip of fanny hair on babestation right now m8
Mystery solved
>its another go to sleep hoping to die but actually wake up episode
>>69686230
>sister was in london during new years
>she looks like a victoria secret model
be careful lad
>>69686235
honestly get turned on by the thought of doxxing myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ir3Y9mT2k
bangre
>its another "making fucking abhorrent posts on 4chan" episode
>death is terrifying
>sleep isn't
>>69686252
>in a 1st world country lmao
i will NEVER have her. that's worse than all your bloody cleft pilates combined
>>69686250
Your mom
>>69686278
what's her first name lad.
>>69686228
I was too sick to run into a wall or try to knock myself out (but I thought about it), so the only thing I could think of that would make me faint was losing blood. I didn’t want to die, I just wanted to lose enough to lower my blood pressure. Then I’d faint, fall asleep, and finally get some rest. This seemed like a logical thing to do at the time. I didn’t even consider what would have happened after I fell asleep, after losing that much blood. None of that mattered, only finding the falling feeling. What can I say, I’ve never been good at planning ahead.
I went to the kitchen and got the biggest chef’s knife I had. Then I lay down on the couch and cut into my stomach. I’d stab it a bit, then slice into it, and then squeeze the wounds to make the blood run out faster. I continued to do this—a stab followed by a cut—as my blood flowed. I watched it run down my legs, onto the couch and floor, just staring at the color of it. I didn’t feel any pain after the first few cuts, just the strange invasion of the knife, but after a few rounds of stabbing I got used to it. I started to dig the knife in deeper and slice into myself harder. In the hospital they counted a total of nine wounds, three of them deep enough to really make the red run. I started to feel light-headed and woozy, which made me want to lie down in my bed. I’d get some sleep after all.
I got up, my head spinning, and shuffled through the pool of blood, vomit, and bleach on the floor. My hand left a trail of red along the wall as I made my way to the bedroom and since my blood had been running out at a steady rate for some time, I began to feel faint. I made it to the bed, lay down, and began to nod in and out of consciousness. It was what I’d wanted to do for hours.
>>69686250
I'm a fan of Kelsey Majors. Well worth a look.
>>69686300
FOY
what does it mean if i girl tells me she "would ride my cock till it bleeds and then suck the blood out of the sores with her mouth" lads
>>69686262
>go to bed every night hoping to die of sudden adult death syndrome
>never do
>>69686292
still get scared of the dark aha
#runtlife
>>69686120
she's faking it!
>>69686303
sofia
>>69686279
gives me anxiety thinking about it haha one of my friends thought it'd be funny to post my photo on /fit/ like 7 years ago haha. I never got doxxed and no one even said I was ugly which I see as a massive accomplishment given it was /fit/ and 4chan
>>69686318
means that mum's on the wine again
>>69686315
>FOY
If I knew where that was I'd be rich and immortal
ur just like a reddit fag trying to fit in
maybe u get an upboat
r0tf
>"Black-ish" sitcom
>everyone producing it is Jewish
kek
>>69686345
might or might not have boned her
>>69686180
Your dogs name is Ireland
Cool name for a doggo desu
imagine putting in all the effort raising a daughter just for her to grow up to be a professional slag
>>69686180
Other than the abo behind the wall there is not a single thing wrong with this desk
Perfect workspace
imagine putting in all the effort raising a son just for him to be an australian
>>69686400
all me
>>69686378
nice
>>69686363
>oh no the jews are promoting... family values and cultural assimilation
>>69686164
>>69686257
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1379347643&t=48
>>69686363
>the guy out of kangaroo jack
they must be producing it that hard
>>69686345
nah wasn't her, her name was hanna. though she did have a friend called either sofie or sofia
if anyone is in london please firebomb a nightclub called egg, they cockblocked me basically.
>>69686372
hmm
may or may not be ok with this
post pic of yourself
>>69686363
is that laurence fishburne and fat albert?
>>69686378
I would be proud that a fugly retard like me could make something that hot, 2bh
what's that princess chelsea slag's instagram?
might do an ol cide' this thursday lids
>>69686400
>I had a fear of sleep a few years ago. Probably the nastiest experience I've ever had.
But sleeping is scary. How the fuck is laying down for a few minutes and then suddenly going unconcious for x amount of time you have no control over not scary?
what if you never wake up?
hey kangaroo jack is iconic
>>69686413
The Canadian Rothberg strikes again
>>69686262
One of my m8s died suddenly in his sleep in March 2004. I now realise how lucky he was
>>69686404
no one put in effort on me
>>69686378
always the father's fault
>>69686363
Why are they laughing at me?
I don't want a fucking free (You)
you're ruining my browsing experience
Redpill me on Zara Tindall
>>69686456
What did he die from? How?
>>69686460
tfw
Older brother has been precariously balancing between normie and social failure for quite some time
Keeps me up at night
monday: cide'
tuesday: cide'
wednesday: cide'
thursday: cide'
friday: cide'
saturday: cide'
sunday: 'cide
>>69686474
oi oi
ah yes the ol' 'pression and 'xiety' are back
>>69686419
>they cockblocked me
why? did they see you were white?
(im not a usual cuck poster, i just thought this was funny :-))
@69686474
fuck off
Imagine being Dutch
Grim
>>69686363
>there's a sitcom centring characters from a large ethnic minority in america
>"OMG i can't even, that is so ANTI-WHITE! the jews did this, stop oppressing me #whitegenocide"
>>69686508
read this like the bridge of swimming pools
>WE THE NOOOOORMAL PEOPLE
what did he mean by this?
why are iranian emigrants always photographers/ journalists?
>>69686307
cheers she's nice
got any others?
the ol' tuition is going to be $5000 this term
>>69686588
living on the edge
>>69686483
They don't know. He had a job interview the next day and his mum went in to wake him up but he was just dead. It was front page of the local paper and I went to his funeral
>>69686526
nah, we went there after koko close (about 4am) but they were asking 65 pounds entry at fucking 5 in the morning. after that the mood dropped considerably and the girls went home.
still can't really wrap my head around why this girl chose me as she was literally being surrounded by lads everywhere. i didn't even come up to her, she asked me for a light. ego-boost nontheless, even if i didnt pull.
>>69686604
reeeeeeeeeee
>>69686588
they run kebab shops, real estate, and niche iranian shit (carpets, grocers, etc) here
>>69686600
Stop posting this.
what's rosie's instagram profile lads i can't remember
>>69686604
literally me
imagine being a massquoting bellend
cannot believe there are utter ultra giga extreme-normies in my thread>>69686620
https://youtu.be/GG-jMjvnua8
someone posted this video in /brit/ the other day and for the life of me i still can't fully comprehend it
why can't i just fucking have a heart attack fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
based brianna wu
>>69686604
>or any partners in general
haha what a loser
>>69686600
>>69686665
A poem, by Bruce
Upon the musings of my morning poo:
Oh lovely poo
that i do
upon this shitter i sit
and i become fitter despite of it
>>69686659
i didnt know i was one before this desu, im 20 and a virgin so probably not as normie as you think
>>69686700
IMAGINE ejaculating on her
>>69686591
You could have a look at silky thighs lou. Can't think of too many more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa_gIgyJKpA
fuck the netherlands
>>69686620
>
still can't really wrap my head around why this girl chose me as she was literally being surrounded by lads everywhere. i didn't even come up to her, she asked me for a light. ego-boost nontheless, even if i didnt pull.
sounds nice lad. did you at least get her number?
also why did you go to london? got friends there, or?
>>69686620
>still can't really wrap my head around why this girl chose me as she was literally being surrounded by lads everywhere. i didn't even come up to her, she asked me for a light. ego-boost nontheless, even if i didnt pull.
iktf. had a similar thing in Barcelona.
had a smoke with a few lads outside the club and met a some girls. afterwards one of the girls (literal 8.5/10) danced and kissed me inside the club despite not even speaking each others language.
to this day I still don't know why the fuck she did that but I'm alright with it.
mum split up with my dad and now she's put these posters up about him around town
fuck the mexico
>I'm 27 years old and I was conceived in 1984 by Xytex sperm donor 2035. I am searching for my biological father and any half-siblings, while advocating and raising awareness about donor conception issues.
oh good the mexican is here
haitiANO
>>69686752
ah yes, of course she had to include herself via the side mirror
mexicANO chicANO
>>69686662
YANKEE YANKEE YANKEE
FOY FOY FOY
why are cute girls such slags why can't they be pure virgins who are attracted to autism
Why hasn't the janny removed the mass posting bellend
Do your fucking job that you aren't paid for you runt
>>69686739
i fucked up
>>69686744
fuck, man
going to spain soon (was thinking barcelona or some other place). didnt choose barcelona...
did i fuck up once more?
>>69686752
me taking the pic x
Are you religious?
If so, what religion?
chileANO
>>69686690
It's even funnier when you realise it is """her""" son asking """her""" the question
ELI5 FOY meme :)
el haitiANO wants to post scat again
>>69686783
>/r9k/: the post
>>69686799
Roman Catholic
>>69686799
church of bollock crushing
>Roman Catholic
>>69686799
The one Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church
>>69686739
yeah i have a few friends in london and was supposed to meet them there but didnt happen.
>>69686744
must be something dutch then. eventhough for some reason about six people thought I was norwegian. also I can confidently say this girl was a 10/10.
>>69686839
>>69686744
that was a prostitute
el haitiANO is shitposting again, but now he is using a pirate flag
it's not easy
>>69686867
being greem
>>69686637
Chelseafindom97
>>69686799
shinto
just did a wank
going to do a shower now
>>69686803
was completely convinced she was a tranny at one point, she just really has that look
>>69686857
I don't know how anyone can follow the buffoon
NEED to go to pattaya lads
>>69686793
>post some hot & sexy porn of cute girl fannies
>banned for 3 days
>copy&paste spam over numerous threads
>nothing
>>69686894
thats a man
>get banned for posting a clothed female butt on /brit/
>one guy shits up the entire thread and nothing happens
k
>>69686893
yes, god should punish an outstanding individual just because he wasn't compelled by the current evidence of god
fucking dumb yank
>>69686877
that's her twitter
did she delete her instagram?
the merc
>>69686894
JEFFREY
are one night stands and casual hookups over reported? there can just not be that amount of sex going on with how low people report (anonymously) their number of sex partners
contemplating this purchase
dumb pirate frogposter
>>69686893
Don't have to follow the Pope to be a Catholic m8
>>69686927
A lot of celebrities have a lot of sex with random women, but we don't hear about it often
>>69686894
wtf im jerking off now
Might try wanking to trannies, lads. Never really given it a chance before
>>69686891
He is
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brianna_Wu
imagine janny's name is actually janny and he considers this his calling
>>69686920
You have to believe in God to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. It's in the Bible
Fucking dumb leaf
It`s murder on the dancefloor
But you better not kill the groove
Fuck me
>>69686908
Just reset your router you mong
i hate my parents for birthing me
i hate my family for making it too hard to off myself
Poos would be a lot quicker if my arse wasn't so hairy
el haitiANO...........
>>69686966
what kind of god would punish a good person because they don't believe in him?
is that a just god?
have a word with yourself
>>69687013
know that feel
so hes posting under a british flag now huh
>>69687025
t. pirata
>>69687013
trim the arse
>>69686794
Barcelona is the only place I went to in Spain so I can't say if there are better alternatives but I sure as hell ain't complaining.
Beautiful city and very open people. literally easy as fuck to make friends. there was this famous fountain where lads hang out and random people speak with each other.
that's how I got to know the most people despite going alone.
if you're going, go to the boulevard club. fucking bigass club with crazy amount of girls. Apollo is the most famous club but also heavily overrated
>>69686849
lel that's funny, you must be pale and blonde as fuck then. some people thought I was a local (greek/dutch mix) and spoke Catalan to me
>>69687027
>believe in me and go to heaven
>I dont want to
>then you can't get in
>THATS NOT FAIR!!!!
>>69687040
Who are some trannies with microdicks?
>>69687071
yes, a very shitty god
sounds like a child who has a tantrum when people don't listen to him
Filtered "anonymous" in comments and the thread has improved drastically
>>69687050
it's weird because I have brown hair and brown eyes. genuinely have no clue why people thought this. odd night overall
>>69687050
sounds nice as fuck
im actually going to study there for half a year so i might have made a huge mistake
if you see me posting in brit with a spanish flag you know im not having a good time ayyy
>>69686921
https://www.instagram.com/rosyrutherford/
https://www.instagram.com/venus.verticordia/
wait a second, there are two dutch boys here?
>>69686992
Don't use a router you mong
>>69687088
>people dont listen to him
>what the fuck why don't I get to be in heaven
>>69687093
thanks for the tip lad
>he is literally CLUELESS about how networking works
haitiANO
>>69687075
Sarina Valentina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urtoqW_jewo&feature=youtu.be
post redpill choons
https://youtu.be/ky-zdHMNFNM
>>69687040
Name?
>>69687137
thats. fucking. hilarious.
jesus christ
>>69687040
How are they not embarrassed that everyone has seen them doing a sex weewee?
canadiANO
>>69687181
Hola amigo
>>69687111
STOP DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO
gonna see if i can wank the depression away
gotta work eventually
sex wee is sommething a girl would say
>>69687163
Kamilla I think
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1483435428727.webm
>>69687197
>wanking to porn is the reason why you ended up being depressed in the first place
you werent depressed as a child, right?
jannies are not receiving money are shit
>>69687190
>doesn't do what your god wants you to do
>wtf why didn't that god let me into his heaven
>>69687217
could have might as well said "fuck pakis"
would essentially be the same
yank jews and degenerates >>>/out/.
we /twilight of the gods/ now
https://youtu.be/LeX0xUsDHKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0phUViNk6mI
>blast vod on the $e$h
>>69687181
Alri haysus
>>69687220
i wanked to porn for about 4 years before i became depressed
>>69687209
willy is STIFF
>>69687226
Yeah you should burn witches and kill heathens. Also gays should be killed.
Can't believe people on 4chan of all places believe in semitic trash like Christianity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R31rz0dwcT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xAeSkdtaeI
>>69687096
It was, and no doubt you'll be posting with Spanish flag during siesta hours.
fucking lazy cunts man, but the heat kills you.
despite alcohol being illegal in public, cops don't do shit. they only go after the distributors.
nothing better than lying on the beach with a mojito, no fucking doubt.
would recommend everyone to at least try it once.
Catalans are however nationalistic as fuck and barely speak English so keep that in mind when you're going. despite being an international city, you barely see anything in English.
I wanted to rent a bike but couldn't because I didn't speak the language on the machine. It was available in 2 languages: Spanish and Catalan.
I'll see if I can find a pic
if peanuts tasted like cashews they would be good
wanking with beethoven playing in the background
>jews were immigrating to the netherlands....and suddenly the netherlands became a fucking superpower...
WTF i love the jews now
>>69687259
Not a drop of hebrew blood here, Nigel.
Of that I can assure you.
https://youtu.be/ZPLCTDVlQLw
>>69687283
Appreciate that you took the time to post that link but after about 20 seconds I realised that I'm not interested in anything she has to say.
mexicANO
>>69687343
Hola amigo
>>69687096
>>69687303
found; this is how most languages are ""translated"" in Barcelona
so if you're going to study for half a year there, better start learning the basics
is there a labour crisis in america today?
>>69687281
"I say: my Christian feeling tells me that my lord and savior is a warrior. It calls my attention to the man who, lonely and surrounded by only a few supporters, recognized what they [the Jews] were, and called for a battle against them, and who, by God, was not the greatest sufferer, but the greatest warrior. . . "
"Just as the Jew could once incite the mob of Jerusalem against Christ, so today he must succeed in inciting folk who have been duped into madness to attack those who, God's truth! seek to deal with this people in utter honesty and sincerity. "
>>69687303
>Catalans are however nationalistic as fuck and barely speak English so keep that in mind when you're going. despite being an international city, you barely see anything in English.
yea, was thinking that barcelona might not be the best place to go to learn spanish as they mostly speak catalan
>>69687396
kek what the hell
>>69687420
Yes we have an over abundance of it
swedANO
thinking about becoming a tranny lads
you can get paid to just play with your willy all day
piratANO
"I, too, am religious; that is, religious deep inside, and I believe that Providence weighs us human beings, and that he who is unable to pass the test of Providence but is destroyed by it has not been destined for greater things."
>its 4 in the morning
>monday
extra vacation was a mistake
>>69686947
Welp I did it. It was to a sue lightning hj video. Not sure it counts because the dick was only in it for like 5 seconds (of which I didn't like, looked like squidwards nose). Basically it was like I watched a manish looking women give a handy. I don't think tranny porn is for me, lads. I've been trying to extend my range, getting tired of the same old stuff
>>69687423
"When National Socialism has ruled long enough, it will no longer be possible to conceive of a form of life different from ours.
In the long run, National Socialism and religion will no
longer be able to exist together."
"The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming
of Christianity. Bolshevism is Christianity's illegitimate child.
Both are inventions of the Jew. The deliberate lie in the matter
of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity."
>>69687518
i REALLY hope that it's you philip :3
>No more days off until February
>>69687492
>>69687423
"The deliberate lie in the matter
of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity.
Bolshevism practises a lie of the same nature, when it claims to
bring liberty to men, whereas in reality it seeks only to enslave
them."
>>69687281
4chan is all about counter-culture. Christianity is dying in the west, especially Europe. 10 years ago 4chan was full of liberal atheists ironically being racist. Now it's full of right-wing """christians"""(seriously doubt any of them actually go to church or do any other church related stuff) being sincerely racist. Of course that's not to say there weren't always a lot of genuine racist on 4chan
>>69687568
thailad, whats for breakfast?
Are you lads watching the Golden Globes?
>>69687594
fuck off with that
need a film to watch lads
>>69687568
nonce
>>69687594
Is that for movies or music?
>>69687592
no time for breakfast :/
>>69687601
Rude
>>69687611
Movies
>>69687602
>tfw want to watch a film
>audiojack on laptop is broken
>normally have a usb soundcard but forgot it
>now can't watch anything because Ill wake people up
alri thailad
thai chicANO
>>69687602
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086637/
let me know how it is, i want to watch it but can't find a torrent for it
thai chicANO1!!
>>69687624
why tf are you up so late anyway
at least I'm studying
>>69687627
alri
no time for breakfast?
jeez look at this guy, too busy for life huh
>>69687602
Zulu
would sniff thailad's bumcrack tbqf lods
>>69687602
The Golden Globes
>>69687644
supposed to be studying too desu. have a re-sit on wednesday and then all other exams next week. i dont have the book for the resit though, waiting for someone to send me a summary kek
>>69687550
Nazism is full of spiritual and occult shit, Himmler was a crazy pagan fuck.
He was just smart enough to understand that having a population that adhered fully to Christianity would ultimately conflict with what he was trying to achieve. Hence why the Nazis promoted their own brand of Christianity.
>>69687644
>at least I'm studying
Studying what?
>>69687632
>>69687641
ajajajaj
>>69687657
rorke
*virgin walks into /brit/*
*sees it's another LARPing thread*
*fucks off*
>>69687591
Yes, everyone posting now are the same people that were posting 10 years ago
>>69687665
>resit
>still dont have the book
JUST
haitiANO
>>69687665
you gotta be fucking kidding me, I have exactly the same. HBO Utrecht?
>>69687669
business & management
>>69687706
not too bad, course is a fucking joke anyways.
>>69687682
Well if you think about it the /pol/ hivemind is more or less the natural conclusion to le anonymoose legion BS they pulled back in the day. Chanology and all that shit.
>>69687715
nah, haagse hogeschool a.k.a. little mekka
>>69687682
I never said that you fucking moron
>>69687756
FOY