/brit/

>eating boiled eggs
grim.

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>boiled eggs

>all too easy

This is a paki phrase

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kay-on

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post more BLACKED

>>69684480
im half french canadian and half anglo canadian aka canadian, spanish rape baby.

my people took this country and held unto it, youve been fucked multiple times by your neighbours

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stop posting blacked

>>69684501
>>69684501
>>69684501
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>69684501
>>69684501
>>69684501

>>69684588
>0 replies
oh god, how embarrassing

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>>69684575

>>69684588
this is whole new level of thread splitting autism

>>69684588
next one la

>>69684588
>0 posts
pathetic

first for i'm drunk

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What's going on here.

>>69684514
I heard you like the eggs on your chin

Business idea: we split away from thread splitting autismos

>>69684538
>>69684559
What's wrong with boiled eggs?

lads
6% of our MPs are gay

SIX PERCENT

>>69684583
do everyone a favour and just fuck off ye

>>69684688
what anime

>>69684680
who's this cum plum

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Ah yes, Irish """politicians"""

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Not a Catholic, but I think the Ratslinger was the best Pope of recent times

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rolling a spliff lads

>>69684707
some tranny

>>69684707
ya mum

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>>69684706
ff

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... me Timothy James Byrne in my flat in High Wycombe on 2 January 2017 ...

i want to know more about netherland

what is he like? what does he do?

>>69684663
how many of those six percent are not white or female

>>69684688

phwoar, look at the colouring in around her snatch

>>69684716
giz the instagram username, filename suggests that is where it is from

>>69684710
You're a paki.

Try /ummah/

White girls who let themselves get fucked by niggers have no self-respect.

torrenting crypt of the necrodancer lads

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... me Timothy James Byrne in my flat in High Wycombe on 4 January 2017 ...

>that one time we split /brit/ into seperate northern and southerns threads
haha remember that?
hha good times lmao

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>>69684736
here they all are
except for one who came out later

really would rather not be alive

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>>69684741

>>69684713
don't know much about weed but I don't think that's how you roll a spliff mate

>>69684728
watching it now cheers lad

>>69684713
nice crystals on the nugs desu

>>69684575
now that the establishment is controlled by leftists, kids will become rightists to rebel against it

we will see another hitler in our lifetime

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>>69684713
Give us a hit then la

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... me Timothy James Byrne in my flat in High Wycombe on 7 January 2017 ...

>>69684732
I'm a qt
I study & work
I'm a professional shitposter

no idea about the other guy

>>69684742
She's not very attractive
https://www.instagram.com/arahbella69/

>>69684778
>>>/ummah/

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12064948
http://www.strawpoll.me/12064948
http://www.strawpoll.me/12064948
http://www.strawpoll.me/12064948
http://www.strawpoll.me/12064948
http://www.strawpoll.me/12064948
http://www.strawpoll.me/12064948

>>69684713
why don't you roll by hand

>>69684739
he's on shift

>>69684755
torrenting IS illegal
will not be endorsing this post

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>>69684739
Pahahaha. BTFO

>>69684806
>I'm a qt
oh really? big doubts here, buddy

>I study & work
Study what?

>I'm a professional shitposter
Are you getting paid rubles, too?

>no idea about the other guy
There's two?

>>69684769
>CRISPIN the BLUNT

>>69684831
>Americanization
absolute dumbfuck leaf
when will they learn

need a trap gf

H-he's fast!

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... me Timothy James Byrne in my flat in High Wycombe on 8 January 2017 ...

>>69684840
get him janny

Two days of tinder swipes with no matches

angry_crying_wojak.png

>>69684900
Get a regular gf first tbqh

>>69684887
read the pic you fat boy

>>69684794
highly likely. if europe had a military we'd already be there

>>69684919
post your profile (nobody cares about ugly people anyway so just go ahead)

>this northern paki getting reky by janny

Kek

>>69684919
could probably get matches if i tried tinder but wouldn't use it in a million years because it's a symptom of the degeneration of western society

>>69684919
did you try just being yourself?

>>69684855
mum said I was a qt and she's always right
I study memology
I'm getting paid in kronas
there's at least 2, probably more

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>>69684779
was just for show
>>69684791
cheers
>>69684797
see pic
>>69684841
not some old fashioned traditionalist bender

>there are wealthy, nice areas in South London

what the fuck

>>69684978
What the fuck even counts as southern /Brit/

imagine being a softy southern bellend

>>69684931
>females

o i am laffin

are there any good documentaries on the Australian POV in Vietnam?

>>69684750
They all get blacked nowadays though

>>69684964
>can easily get laid
>is against hookup culture

i dont really believe you

Britain is basically just the south
The wealth, intelligence, culture and history comes from Southern England

The rest of it is pretty useless and serves no purpose

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sQqT4Km2OUJ4QC38IUzOci0mFLHByDraF8seJtWn_NE/edit?usp=sharing

>>69685012
Either you are genuinely gay or you've spent too much time on >>>/b/

>>69684975
>being this much of a faggot
uh bye

>>69685043
Weak bait.

>>69684575
>>69684612
>>69684794
it's a fake article you muppets

>>69685043
the midlands enlightenment sparked the industrial revolution which britain was built on

the midlands put the great in britain

>>69685054
traps aren't gay

selfies as tinder pics, y/n

lads and I never take photos so I've fuck all haha

>>69685051
literal virus

just realized /gif/ is literally the best place for porn

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lezza sex 2bh

>>69685087
Oh shit yeah true

>z
shan't

>>69685034
tbf i'm autistic from years of social isolation but i'm not bad looking at all

>>69685061
tell me a little about yourself Ali Al-Suedi ibn Stockholmi

>laptop screen starts flashing when im listening to the end by the doors

hmmmmmmm

might wank

>>69685113
girl on the right looks like a slag i shagged

if youd make her tits smaller and her ass bigger then it would be identical 2bh

>>69685147
pics of your willy?

death is a bit terrifying isn't it lads

>>69685136
lol nah

>>69685143
yooo whatdup'

>>69685157
its only 5.9 inches (not worth showing)

>>69685160
dunno haven't tried

>>69685113

I wank to ana foxx once a week at least, 2bh

>>69685160
dunno I don't remember ever doing it

>>69685160
makes me feel sick when I think about it for too long

wendy's is overrated by runts. cubby's is the superior burger joint

>>69685173
helo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_light_interference_phenomenon

anyone else get this?

>>69685113
will watch this one desu

>>69685160
In what way

smoking mind altering substances as I don't like being myself

Workmate says that we should remove all government regulation on racial/relgious/etc discrimination in the private and public sectors

Grim

>>69685207
what is
UP

how to tie a belt to something

>>69685209
VIRUS
I
R
U
S

might just give up on life and go on autismbux

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The Circassians became major news during the Caucasian War, in which Russia conquered the North Caucasus, displacing large numbers of Circassians southwards. In 1856 The New York Times published a report entitled "Horrible Traffic in Circassian Women — Infanticide in Turkey", asserting that a consequence of the Russian conquest of the Caucasus was an excess of beautiful Circassian women on the Constantinople slave market, and that this was causing prices of slaves in general to plummet.[23] The story drew on ideas of racial hierarchy, stating that:

The temptation to possess a Circassian girl at such low prices is so great in the minds of the Turks that many who cannot afford to keep several slaves have been sending their blacks to market, in order to make room for a newly-purchased white girl.

The article also claimed that children born to the "inferior" black concubines were being killed

Why aussie men like to date grannies?

do you need a facebook account or a phone number to use kik? going to try and help rosy find jesus

>>69685209
none of my friends believe the earth is flat but i'm the only one who can turn off street lights when i walk near them
think we know who's in the right here

>>69685127
ok so you could be some tinder slags dick appointment

>>69685209
shut up you little gimp

>>69685224
willy was

>>69685263
Everyone knows granny makes the best cookie ;)

can't use an exclamation mark unironically lads

seriously i don't know any knots

going to watch gopro cycling videos and listen to music

alri lads

back from my week long ban

good ol' hotpockets, cheeky lad isnt he haha

>>69685288
Sad!

GILLIAN?

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>>69685267
no but she didn't reply as my account seemed suspect

>>69685300
sup

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>ok so you could be some tinder slags dick appointment

>>69685209
You're certainly making my lights dim with your trashy article m8

THERE'S STILL GOOD IN THIS WORLD MISTER FRODO

listening to fatima al qadiri

>gimp

it's kind of you to imply that i have a sex life but i'm afraid that's not the case

>>69685314
rorke

BLOODY HELL I'M LATE FOR MR NOSEBERG'S DICK APPOINTMENT

even worse
makes me feel sick I accidently replied to a virgin

>>>/ausfeel/

NorthLads appointed me as their representative to tell you lads this.

"Sorry for the mither, lads. We fucked up royally. We were such a pack of propa doylems ngl. Take us back, laddies! xx"

>>69685305
still playing on AT?

>>69685308
>>69685344
enjoyed these

>>69685343
ummmm no quite the opposite if anything

housemate's gf just bought me socks

i think she feels guilty for cockblocking me at the bar for literally no reason

*scratches neck*
i promise i can quit lids i just need one more (You)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA


GOAT speech

>69685374 (him)

>>69685374

ah yes, sitting to take a poo and my semi touches the toilet water
very impressive

Laughed at my own post ahaha oh dear

>>69685374

GP's referred me to a psychiatrist now
don't see how any of this is going to send me back in time to have a 2nd chance

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reminder

>>69685298
Me too lad

Suspecting we were banned for similar reasons

imagine being a member of the house of saud lads

killing people for adultery and fornication and doing drugs while living in a big fuck off palace snorting coke off a concubine's tits during an orgy

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>>69685399
>>69685416
bless you

>>69685423
haha yeah probably

really did my nut in desu

com'ed u fuckin tosser

>>69685429
sounds alright ngl

>>69685437
>those pupils
you aint well

>>69685422
find the fact you saved this incredibly autistic
would bet you're not one of the funny ones they're referring to

>>69685422

>changing how you were taught how to spell a word to fit in

Pathetic.

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haven't wanked in almost 48 hours lads

>>69685437
bugger off now

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why haven't you sissy brits become a qt gril yet?

>>69685422
don't care

how do you IP switch on virgin media

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>>69685422
>i'm a normie as well

I was going to post 'God doesn't exist' for some fedorabait but I don't want to bag my main man Jesus ahaha xoxo amen

>>69685473
be nice to my fellow countrymen
delet immediately

>>69685472
please tell me she does hardcore dp interracial creampie scenes

>>69685422

Reminder that any person who visits 4chan cannot be a normie. I guarantee you the real opinion in their group of friends is that they're the weird one that they only hang out with because they've know them for a long time

>>69685482
>he literally has the virgin internet

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have wanked almost 48 times in the last hour lads

>>69685484
convinced no one who is actually normal would refer to themselves as a normie desu

>>69685484
creasing
you just KNOW

>>69685491
na you can both hold hands and sod off

Third eye is doing a listen

https://clppng.bandcamp.com/album/dream-remx

>>69685540
all me

>>69685540
thx for the you, la

>>69685540
who are you quoting

is it okay to sock a wheelchair bound retard in the gabber if he's acting like a knob?

>>69685503
literally all me
I don't refer to myself as a normie though but I am to most of these abnormies standards because I've shagged over 10 birds

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why yes

>>69685561
yes but only if theyre being a twat

won't have internet for a good 3 weeks
hmm

>>69685569
thought that was a dusty motherboard

>>69685540
like it when someone does one of these posts then puts 'alri' right at the end

find that quite amusing

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>>69685563

Nice

>>69685569
me in the car

>>69685582
you better have a hole that you can use or youll go mental

>>69685561
You will get absolutely destroyed by any bystanders and branded by anyone who knows you unless you had a very very good reason

>>69685582
i would literally rather die

>>69685540
>>69685574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

dedicated to you x

sweating like a madman
or am i madding like a sweatman
hmm

>>69685547

That's what I call my bumhole

>>69685608
some faggot cop in my city manhandled a black guy in a wheelchair

>>69685569
UH WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

HALF THE PICTURE IS FUCKING CAR PARKS

>>69685582
village Internet capped?

>>69685603
shan't be wanking at all
>>69685613
runt

>>69685630
Probably stole it

>>69685608
doubt it, Finland is literally /r9k/-tier real life. people would probably pretend they didn't see it

can't move up from the bed lads

abs hurt too much

i guess its just the price i have to pay for the ladies to swoon haha

>>69685422
people always liked me when i was able to actually open up but im too ugly to open up easily

>>69685636
no I am going to the nether regions of the north island

>>69685630
Depends on context

Maybe it was for good cause, maybe not

got called a melt in dennys

just realized they have dennys in UK

>>69685648
In Finland people wouldn't touch each other in the first place

Also janny BAN this copy-pasting brit thanks x

>>69685663
josie? xx

>>69685703
nay, I am a literal Poo Peelander

going to hang myself any last insults?

princess chelsea and i with another runt from /brit/
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1483731083147.webm

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>>69685700

>Dennys

>>69685700
no we don't
we have wimpy though

>>69685722
kill youself

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>>69684514

Can't sink the ship

>>69685715
I thought the south island was the less populated one

Business Idea: Buy a National Trust House

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>I'm a normie

>>69685722
live long and prosper

got called a tosser in wendy's

>>69685728

>can't just click these as links anymore


What the FUCK are you doing, Mook?

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>>69684575

>>69685714
runtosaurus rex desu

>>69685668
the black guy jay walked in his wheelchair lol in my city they hand out $42 tickets for that like shitheads and they hide in the mall and catch you when you walk in

>>69685743
It is, but the far north is basically a jungle and the place I'm staying at does not have internet or Sky so I can't watch any sports

>>69685741
he unironically killed my mates gran

bit sad desu

$e$h

>>69685722
Remember, death lasts forever, but life is limited

>>69685663
whats shaking haha

>>69685766
it works for me lad
you prolly fucked up

>>69685793
good lad

got called a pansy in hannaford today lads

>>69685722
B urself

>>69685759
wow thats really mean

>>69685788

This didn't happen, stop making shit up about Shipman.

>>69685714
janny shant take kindly to such a heinous post

>>69685608
Well I was talking to this jehovah witness guy the other day, seemed pretty harmless with all the usual jesus talk

Then this other guy comes rolling up in his motorised wheelchair, clad in leather and wearing a fedora, says Hail Satan

I don't usually want to go handicapped tipping but he sure made me want to

2:11 wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FOBxcluXdk

>>69685798
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH

>>69685798
haven't had a good quake for a couple of months, due for a biggun 2bh

>>69685793
ur a ledge

>>69685818
aha

SOMETHING JUST FELL OVER

>>69685804
>hannaford
new england bro

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almost that time lads.

>>69685799

>the problem is on my end

fuck off toothpaste, I'm perfect

>>69685797
there are no dimensions in the afterlife

ah yes, the so-called "sesh"

>>69685814
He's already had his legs taken from him mate I think that's punishment enough

Got the shits lads

got called a nonce in the early learning centre

>>69685831
WHAT IS IT

younger millennials (post 1995) are rightist as fuck

one of them will be the next hitler

screencap this

just pushed something over lads

dont tell him

got called a wimp in wimpy

>>69685860
me born in 1999 (just turned 18 today!)

got called a shrimpdick at the ophthalmologist

jut found out my mum was a soviet honeypot

>>69685722
If a 12 year old can do it, so can you

>>69685808
i'm from altrincham mate, everyone knows someone who's had a grandparent killed by him

>>69685849

Just gonna finish this now

>What were you doing?
>Being in a nonce
>in the learning centre?
>yeah, in the lerning centre

the loop space of the circle is the integers

got called a fatass at maccies

got called a spanner in homebase

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*fires up the 'ddit*
ahh yes, fascinating

>>69685909

FOY

>>69685860
Wow so you're saying that one person born in the last 22 years will be an extremist right-wing leader

That seems amazing mate, what an improbable idea; will be screencapping this

You spastic

>>69685884

do porn

>>69685850
there's nothing on the floor that wasn't there before I'm fucking done

just got called a dork in costco

>>69685916
>couldn't swipe right fast enough
awful post

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not shat for 2 weeks

*does a porn*

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*thinks to myself*

what a wonderful world

>>69685961

THICC

>>69685974
ayyy IMG_1142 lad

>>69685933
i filtered sweden because of posts like this

i can't filter britain though

what the fuck do i do?

>>69685841
I don't think that's an excuse to act like a cunt though

>>69685961
where do you get your confidence

>>69685916
Releasing eels in the kitchen eh?

>>69685834
You have scheduled smoke breaks?

>>69685956
>>69685957
ess jay double(You)s

>>69686003
try this shit midday and quick draw J will have you

was thinking about how we can't live without oxygen

fucking mental

>>69686031
>>69686031
>>69686031
>>69686031
>>69686031
>>69686031

>>69686035
>>69686035
>>69686035
new

>>69686003

Post porn, always works for me. the cunt janny always gets me banned from all the boards too. Any other board I get banned from only that one

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>>69685955
downvoted it for you mate

>>69685974
WHAT A WONWONFOURTWODERFUL WORLD