southern/brit/

yui

NOT CONVINCED BY THIS EDITION LADS

Spurs > QPR > Palace > West Ham >>>>>>>> Arsenal >>> Millwall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chelsea

t. Leeds fan

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>work tomorrow
>and the day after that
>and the day after that
>and the day after that
>and the day after that
>and the week after that
>and the month after that
>and the year after that
>and the decade after that
>and the decade after that
>and the decade after that
>and the decade after that

light wind just knocked my barratt build over lads

>>69673232
preparing for a reality tv show run

disgusting thread

/Luton/

Sold my patent for millions and am now set for life lads

now what

>>69673294
Why do people from down South support northern teams like United, Liverpool and Leeds?

How many BNP members live in your town lads? 11 here.

http://file.wikileaks.info/leak/bnp-membership-list.txt

more like /paki/

Think I would get a long really well with a couple /brit/ posters. Can always recognise their posts due to the obscurity of the references and the drollery of their posts

mate of mine claimed he shagged that chubby porn star Paige Turnah friday night


not sure if he's talking shite or not. he does pull some fitties.

>>69673382
>>69673382
>>69673382
midlands man get in here

/brit/ balkanisation is here

>>69673367
Me at least

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honestly in love with 2

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When you imagine a person from London, what's the face that first springs to mind?

This is it for me

>>69673367
7 in my town
nearly 700 in essex lmao

>>69673398
Fucking wew lad

>>69673377
Fuck off to your own thread then. You won't be missed.

>>69673367
A leak of their membership list is a bit nasty, isn't it? It won't solve anything. What's more, the BNP are pretty irrelevant nowadays anyhow.

>>69673421
feet are a bit too grubby for my taste

>>69673428
he's missing that half nigerian/half anglo look

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FACT: Southerners are absolutely TERRIFIED of the Northern Powerhouse. It would upstage London tenfold and move the focus of the UK's industry, rightfully, to Northern England - suitably in the centre of the country, between Scotland and the south.
London will merely a ceremonial capitol, much like Canberra.

>>69673367
wahey found someone I know on my road

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>>69673407

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wan suthern gf now

>>69673367
Only one. And it's me. kek

>>69673408
>/brit/ balkanisation is here
About fucking time, too.

Fed up of northerners tbqh.

>>69673367
34 in Horsham

>>69673408
janny confirmed for being a southerner
fuck off devon

>>69673517
>>69673517
>>69673517

Northerners assemble

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Need, absolutely NEED a Miesha Tate gf.

>>69673472
fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c9fTLB3Eoc

banger

>>69673531
absolute state of the janny
the cunt needs to delete this abhorrent thread

>>69673367
just found out my dad's a BNP member

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>>69673367

3 in Isleworth, 1 on my road


>tfw not white

>>69673428
chukka umana

>>69673472
WE WUZ FACTORIES N SHITE

>>69673367
77

>>69673472
Good pic.

It's not possible to be terrified of northerners though. Are you terrified of ants? Surely not, I would hope. Though I'm not saying northerners couldn't pull themselves together as a powerhouse, I'm simply saying it's unlikely.

>>69673367
that can't be the entire thing because I looked for someone who I know is in the BNP and he didn't come up

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>tfw the British music scene would have been enveloped entirely by the jamaicans and their reggae/grime/nails on a chalkboard 'music' had it not been for the micks who went there and created legit passionate rock music

>>69673407
PLEASE delete

>>69673583
ahem

WE WERE BLOODY MILLS N TAT

>>69673408
>>69673531
Why does janny delete these threads yet Sweden and Norway are allowed their own general each? The difference in culture between North England and South England is far greater than the difference between Sweden and Norway.

>>69673367
60 in solihull

>>69673367
4 on my road alone haha

>>69673495
She looks a lot like my sister-in-law.

>>69673612
thanks micks

thicks

>>69673568
He recognises the superiority of southerners "mate", that's all. It's life. But, I will fight tooth and nail so northerners can have a northern/brit/. It's the least they deserve.

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Do you work out?

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>>69673488
>>69673613
sorry guys haha

>>69673367
3 in my local village. 58 from the nearest large town.

k-on is bad and you should feel bad

Might live in Hull for a year

>>69673724
You mean exist in Hull

Decided to treat myself today and slept in an extra two minutes on my alarm

I-I hope Mr Noseberg doesn't mind

have accomplished /gf 2017/ as of the 6th of january 2017 lads

might take a breather for the rest of the year with all this overachievement

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An observer falls feet-first into a Schwarzschild black hole looking down at her feet.
Is there ever a moment when she cannot see her feet? Can she see her feet when her
head is crossing the horizon? If so, what radius does she see them at? Does she ever
see her feet hit the singularity at r = 0 (assuming her head remains intact until it
reaches r = 0)?

>>69673753
It will be my only impression of the U.K. haha

>>69673472
That's a Northern """"""woman""""""? That's what's considered attractive in Barnsley or whatever shithole you come from?

You people need to lay off the Greggs a bit.

>>69673763
She's not a gf until you've been dating for at least a month, Hans

>>69673724
Make sure you go to the The Deep lad, it's pretty good.

reckon i might post the binary representation of a pic of my willy on the chans as a bit of a gimmick eh?

>>69673836
says you

jealous leaf

i've sealed the deal

>>69673782
We're not here to help you with your Uni homework, mate.

>>69673835
>You people
Now now shitlord. Don't make me get ol' Mummy May on the speed dial.

>>69673612
>Oasis
>Good

>>>nme.com

>>69673659
yes

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this guy walks up to you on the street and says that you have the reasonably sized hands and the wrists of equal proportion to the hands which are of similar stature to the reasonably sized wrists

how do you respond

>>69673835
>greggs
always makes me laugh that southerners will never taste the superior pastry of a warm coopland's

>>69673878
Okay chubby chaser, will that be before or after you go to t'chippeh for the fifth time tonight?

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>i'll never hold hands with rosy

>>69673917
mate did you mean to attach a purple aki picture

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hmm

i said maaaaaybeee

>>69673928
>implying I can afford to go to the chipper 5 times in one day

FOB

katie hopkins 2bh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTYRmkzSjWE

>>69673869
not homework desu got an exam tomoz

>>69673928
>to t'
you tried, abdul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlM2Yu-7LvU

ahh yes, northern women

>>69673921
Cooplands is shit, I work next door to one and it's bland. Gregg's is the OG pastry/fast food shop. Chicken club or tandoori chicken sub, and a sausage and bean melt, can't be beaten.

>>69673367
literally a Tony Blair, howling

>>69673921
Cooplands is actually crap though.

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me rn x

>>69673987
Cooplands is better than Greggs, STFU you utter melt.

All northerners, get in here!:

>>69674015

>>69674015

>>69674015

>>69674020
OwO
what happened?

>>69673981
>abdul

Leeds, Manchester, Bradford, Rotherham, Burnley, Oldham, Preston, Bolton, Halifax, Huddersfield, say no more.

>i was one of the people on that BNP list

what the fuck do i do :DDDDD

>>69674012
t. southerner

>>69674031
Custodian's ont' patrol

>>69674031
state of this

An observer falls feet-first into a Schwarzschild black hole looking down at his bollocks.
Is there ever a moment when he cannot see his ballbag? Can he see his goolies when his
head is crossing the horizon? If so, what radius does he see them at? Does he ever
see his testicles hit the singularity at r = 0 (assuming his head remains intact until it
reaches r = 0)?

>>69673917
>>69673954
SCREAMING

>>69673928
>to t'
Fucking state of you.

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why do girls think this looks attractive?

>>69674054
>>69674055
Don't be scared lads.

NORTHERNERS MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS
FUCK THE POOFTAS

>>69674058
kek

>>69674031
GEDDIM JANNY

29 desu

>>69673917
> you have the reasonably sized hands and the wrists of equal proportion to the hands which are of similar stature to the reasonably sized wrists

While I may have reasonably sized hands vis a vis my stature, I do not in fact have a wrist circumference which is proportionate to said hand or said stature. In fact, my wrists are quite thin! Quite the opposite of rotund, let alone fittingly girthy to be considered reasonable. It's rather a shame given that my hands are rather nice, and as previously mentioned, quite reasonably sized for my stature.

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>his town doesn't have Merrie England

>>69674039
And there's more in London than all those put together.

Haha

>>69674026
Even when it used to be Ainsley's it was still a shit Gregg's wannabe that sold bland food. Gregg's is the GOAT bakers, deal with it you uncultured savage.

>>69673229
Excellent edition

>>69674139
Least there's enough white people in London too.

>>69674039
OLDHAM MENTIONED

>>69674096
some sort of emperor's new clothes situation methinks

have seen maybe 5 black people in my entire life

>>69674147
>Even when it used to be Ainsley's
It's been Cooplands for over 100 years you fucking freak

glad the northern/brit/ got deleted, they didn't want southerners from america even though we're basically spiritual brothers

>Janny deleting northern/brit/

Keep fighting, lads.

We'll win eventually. We always do.

>>69674182
No there isn't. They're all running off to Essex, Surrey, etc.

>>69674039
>2.6m of the 3m pakis in the uk live in london
hm yeah you really showed us

also leeds, burnley, halifax, huddersfield are 80+ white
can't say that about londonistan

>>69674207
It's been objectively inferior to Gregg's for over 100 years, then. I stand corrected.

>>69674039

PRESTON
R
E
S
T
O
N

>>69673309
I hate not being in work. So does everyone else apparently because I have to keep making staff take annual leave to avoid us getting to February and having to give half of the office the month off to clear their balance

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>>69674182
>29

>>69674245
halifax mentioned

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the gf

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>janny putting northern scum in their place

Millwall FC are being forced out of London because they can't afford the rent

Can't they do what everyone else in London does and house(ground)share?

Janny is literally Devon

>>69674250
LONGTON

>>69674248
Greggs isn't even 80 years old.

And it's shit compared to Cooplands

Titty head.

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What should I draw?

I need some inspiration

>>69673229
wanker

>>69674245
80% white trash, gypsies and Irish diaspora, you mean.

Blacks > Asians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> white Northerners

>>69674182
>less than 46% white british
>enough
i'm sure you think that's more than enough mehmet

>>69674285
No, because no one would let Millwall share their ground.

FELLOW NORTHERNERS, GET IN HERE:

>>69674324


>>69674324


>>69674324

Shall be filing a diversity report regarding the previledge southerners are receiving in the janny's workplace, if I can be really candid rn.

>>69674125
>being proud of a corporate chain whose image draws upon the Little Englander ideology

J.R.R. must be spinning in his grave

Fuck lads. I definitely love my fiancee. We've been engaged for a year. There isn't another girl or anything but lately I've been feeling conflicted about whether I actually want to marry her or not.
Is this normal?

>>69674285
Millwall have made enemies with every other club in the capital so there's no chance they'd help them out.

>>69674259

Newham is only 16.7% white british and that was almost 6 years ago

Probably under 10% now

>>69674345
that was quick wasn't it

>>69674329

>white trash

FOY

>>69674370
FONT

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>>69674329
wonder who's behind this post

>>69674314
k-on

>>69674345
FOOKIN JANNY YOU FOOKIN COONT

>>69674379
What does he have against us? We have a right to free, for fuck's sake.

>>69674182

White british pop. of London fell 620,000 between 2001 and 2011, wonder what the drop will be in 2021?

That's if the govt doesn't come up with excuses to scrap the census so they can cover up the ethnic cleansing of the capital

do people still say "bloody"

>>69674259
63 Greenwich

>>69674394
He's right though, mate. Northerners are basically non-white. Everyone KNOWS that.

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>80% white trash, gypsies and Irish diaspora, you mean.

>Blacks > Asians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> white Northerners

>>69674414
Don't ask me I am living on the southern part of Polan

>>69674363
>previledge
who says poortherners are thick? oh yeah everyone

>>69673367
Ilkeston 18, Heanor 13
Surprised it's not higher honestly

>>69674345

birmingham isn't in the north

>>69674364
Excuse me?

Cheeky thread over here lads

>>69674505
>>69674505

>>69674494
yes it is

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>He's right though, mate. Northerners are basically non-white. Everyone KNOWS that.

are british girls turned on by chad approach tactics? I feel like that's not the predominant dating culture in the UK

janny makes me fucking sick
as if westminister didn't oppress enough we even get oppressed on here

funny how the Boston accent is literally the only remaining accent in the US

any movie/TV show I see there always has every character talk with the accent, whereas every other show based in any other US city just has them talk in a generic accent

Like, what does the Albuquerque/Baltimore/Chicago accent sound like? I don't know!

HOWLING when midlanders think they're Northern
lol fuck off, you'll never be one of us
go on
the doors over there
and take your pakis with you

>facebook friend posts about how to get middle eastern men to stop following her at the gym
>paki jumps in the comment section and starts defending them
screaming

How come I often find some women MUCH more attractive in person than in photos?

It's like two points' worth quite often. A 5/10 in photos often seems like a 7/10 in person.

>>69674523
no it isn't

>>69674549
See:

>>69674520

any good anime this season lads

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>Londonistan
>white

>>69674515
You heard me, you local pioneer of Amerifat neoliberalism.

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>>69674571
it is though

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>>69674536

GOAT comedown tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGAn6ddT20

>>69674483
Thick like your mum's abused vaginal wall.

>>69674553
sreen shot and post the convo in here

>>69674549
we don't want to be northern you povvo cunt
we've more in common with north than south though if we HAVE to choose

haha alri!

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Even the ancient Romans knew this.

>>69674606
They only have five shops m8, all in the same town.

>letting the pakis divide and conquer
enough's enough

one /brit/, one voice, one britain

>>69674617
yeh tis a classic

>>69674657
t. doesn't speak Latin

Meet somebody from reykjavík lads
Literally everyother word was english said with a strong american accent
Horrible

>>69674665
Competition drives strength lad

If diversity is so great why is the white british population falling in practically every city? That's in real terms not just percentages.

London lost 620,000 in 10 years, Birmingham lost 71,000, Leicester lost 21,000, Leeds lost 28,000, Manchester lost 17,000.

Even little Luton dropped by 29,000, a 32% decline in just 10 years. Whites are literally fleeing from the muslim invasion.

>>69674613
>wales is the north
absolutely embarrassing map

north, mids, south
wales doesn't even factor in

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>>69674665
>one "brit" one voice

>>69674613
birmingham urban area is literally on the line
proof we're not north or south

>>69674661
Still, they should've called it Britbucks or sth.

going to post anime in /deutsch/ lads aha wish me luck

IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL FOR THIS NEW THREAD

http://www.strawpoll.me/12063226
http://www.strawpoll.me/12063226
http://www.strawpoll.me/12063226

>>69674505
>>69674505
>>69674505

>>69674720
The indigenous people didn't ask for it, ofcourse they're going to move when a bunch of sand niggers come around and infest local resources and bring up crime rates.

>>69674753
Weak bants, see yourself out old lad.

>>69674733
solihull is the south

>>69674720
>If diversity is so great

nobody actually says that except students

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>>69674643

I hear they have got automatic doors that stop when something is in the way abroad
That technology would have saved my cousins arm

You foreigners don't know how good you have it

>>69674548
philly and new york still have accents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9jb59IQ9A

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me drinking a hot fresh cup of dentist tears x

>>69674779
shite poll

>>69674799
i live in solihull and i'm no southerner you cheeky cunt

London anons, what's Southwark like? Might have to move there :S

>>69674852
I think you mean top poll

>>69674259
wtf I love the City of London now

>>69674866
>>69674866
>>69674866
new

>>69674843
Know what you mean lad. My brother was in the store when it happened, horrible.

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>tariq, dey r sayin london full of pahkees ahgin. look

>w-w-wat? bloodee bastid norvners. typ "white trash"

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If you came across this poster in the 1800s, with your life being in a similar state as it is today, would you move?

>>69674843
is is true you got bummed on a field?

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>>69674850
got that mug haha

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WATCH IT, BRITS

>>69674915
Not that I recall

>janny allows everything but the northern thread
ahhhh yes

>>69674817

what a racist bitch

Southerners: Tell me about your experience with Sharia zones? I'm really intrigued.

these generals are pretty funny lol I'm clapping and laughing rn

>>69674949
i got told that you got shagged
behind mike kellys ahh nah thats mad

>>69673294
What about Watford?

>>69674950
janny might be off duty

try a new

>have no defined cheek bones whatsoever

thanks mum and dad

>>69674969
Haha
I must have been drunk out of my mind

what uni in Staffordshire yank lad?

>>69674993
Get on the heroin m8

>go to order some some running gear from sports direct
>have one around the corner of my office so assume free shipping (to the shop)
>£5 to be delivered to my house
>also £5 to be delivered to the shop

What do (((they))) think they're playing at

>/Poorth/ banned
>/mids/ allowed

Janny is on /our side/

>>69674994
is iceland anglo?

>>69674993
My cheekbones cast a shadow

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found it

>>69675024
Custodian originates from the Indian subcontinent confirmed.

>>69675018
GREAT post right here lads

>>69675021
They don't deliver it from the shop you dense little rodent

fucking hell David Bowie was so sexy

Had a lube wank right now

Shit's dope

browsing the 'dit

>>69675028
Yes. Not even memeing

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>>69673229

>ywn attend a Shipman fundraiser

what's the difference between a cultural midlander and a radical midlander?

>>69674614
im confused mate

the non-white ones like that style of flirting?

>>69675021
greedy cunts

>>69675104
Radical midlanders throw rolls at you when you call them rolls rather than cobs.

mad that stephen hawking is still alive
love that man

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Don't you know /brit/, that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

>>69675015
no no

I've done a good feel of my face

they're very very very flat

>>69675021

they charge that much people the type of people who shop there have no clue about money, they will just get another wonga loan if they need new nikes or an iphone or whatever the latest status fad is

>>69675152
Poor man. They should pull the plug already instead of having him serve as the brain of a machine

>>69675152
he's such a pleb being on the big bang theory and r/atheism

>>69675154
i had to watch this movie in my history of the sea class

>>69675069
TO the shop you fucking spanner
Most shops give you free delivery if you collect it FROM the shop

Absolute slug

Gonna do a waggle

>>69675194
Did always find it odd how Chavs and that are so well dressed and carry the latest tech these days.

Must all be in debt.

>>69675073
>>69675073

Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSSf3k4UU64
Look how coked up he is here

Bayswater reporting in

>>69675154
excellent post, excellent film

>>69675250
the average household debt in this country is around £13,000

Yes get in lads xvideos added SSL to their site

>>69675273
>tfw absolutely no debt because I don't piss away my money on shite I don't need

Feels good to not be a pleb.

>>69675301
Shut up nerd

>>69675283
what does that mean?

3 times i've been told my medals in the post and yet i've still not received it

>>69675283
It's weird that pornhub's one of the biggest but doesn't have this.

Unless it does and I haven't realised.

>>69675319
Mummy may can't see the full URLs when you're browsing, only that you're on the website

>>69675307
>>69675307
>>69675307
>>69675307
>>69675307

Alri lads

>>69675301
i know this feel
>tfw 3 degrees and still 0 debt

out of my way peasant scum

>>69675283
wow

>>69674259
>Enfield is 61% white

Feels just like America

>>69673229
Bon jour :3

>>69675352
Jolly good, now when the database does leak no one will know which specific fetishes you're into.

>>69675433
Exactly

>>69675352
but what if I want mummy may to know I'm watching interracial cuckold porn?

>>69675445
you have the option of using https or not

>>69675445
Then you can use the regular http site

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>years ago nonces spammed /brit/ to fill up the board
>now they make a general for each shire

Can't wait for City posting in 3 years time

>>69675352

one of the stipulations of the snoopers charter is that whoever requests the data only gets the website visited not the individual pages so in theory that shouldn't matter

> Living outside of London
> Thinking you're a relevant part of Britain

How does it feel, knowing that when people think of Britain they think of London?

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Guess the map lads.

What could we possibly have in common with third world shitholes and NOT have in common with first world nations?

>>69674252
>works in HR

Homosexual detected

>>69675474
>Living in the UK
LMAOing @ ur life

>>69675487
niggerest countries

>>69675474
>when people think of Britain they think of new pakistan

Absolutely disgraced

>>69675463
I'm sure I read they collect the full URL, so the page visited, unless SSL is used.

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anyone wanna walk the jordan trail with me

GET IN HERE MY NORTHERN BROTHERS:

>>69675502

>>69675502

>>69675502

why do londoners get so upset by the fact that no one else likes their city

>>69675525
Fuck off Mr Chang

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>>69675527

>>69675487
Muslims?

>>69675487
Something about gays.

>>69675528
Sorry mate, must be hard living in the North, what with gravy shortages and your mother having casual sex with livestock

>>69675487
big willys

>>69675539
We all have our crosses to bear Mr Sheed

>>69675487
Subhumans per capita

>>69675556
you think we're the only country in Europe with Muslims?
>>69675580
No.
WTF
You think we'd be in the same category as Saudi Arabia?
We're complete faggots

>>69675487
Muslim population per country.

this is terrible
please stop making threads
this isn't advancing our memes or humour, it's just annoying

>>69675525
London is something far greater than austrar could ever, EVER achieve.

Shouldn't you be glassing some cunt, talking about some neanderthals kicking a ball across a field, or whatever else the fuck you simple people talk about ?

t. Used to live in Australia

>>69675487
gay abortions

>>69675530

>The law forces internet service providers to keep a record of all the websites – not the actual pages – you visit for up to a year.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/askjack/2016/nov/24/how-can-i-protect-myself-from-government-snoopers

Though I'm not doubting that mummy may will be spying on every individual page on persons of interest regardless of what the law says

>>69675591
>>69675602
>>69675614

Wrong Wrong Wrong

>>69675487
Proportion of Catholics?

>>69675523
>>69675523
>>69675523
>>69675523

>>69675665
i haven't the foggiest idea but i'm really curious
spill the beans

>>69675639
>austrar
Australia*

Fucking tablet

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>>69675588
Remember to thank them when they take your shoes and phone for bringing their progressive and diverse cultures to this great country.

>>69675538
Tourists love us, as do attractive Yank tourists who love my received pronunciation accent. Shame the North only gets tourists in Liverpool because of the Beatles, the only worthwhile thing that has come north of the Watford Gap

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>>69675616
Alri he who shall not be named

>>69675616
It's about time northerners were free, you cuck.

>>69675487
what?

ACTUAL NEW

>>69675502
>>69675502
>>69675502

>>69675709
WONT GET NONE OF YOUR CD'S BACK

>>69675641
>the smartaphant and the ass

>>69675693
>replying to a 62 minute old post
the absolute STATE

>>69675709
> DOREEN DOWN T'ROAD DONE SAW A FOREIGN T'OTHER DAY. WE DON'T LIKE THAT, THIS IS A LOCAL TOWN FOR LOCAL PEOPLE. THIS IS WHY WE'RE INBRED.

>>69675700
Alright Alright.

For those who want the answer.

The answer was:

BIGAMY LAWS

Everyone I know who's been to London was disappointed, and only remembers how filthy the city is

>>69674505
>>69674505
>>69674505
we're all in here

>>69675487
I seriously have no idea and google isn't giving any results

what on earth is this

>>69675798
> Yank tourists getting mad because they touch signs on the underground whilst standing on the wrong side of the escalator, and being confused because every pub is older than their 'country'/Russian puppet state

>>69675798
desu London is alright. I take it none of the people you know who have ever visited came from New York, Miami, Los Angeles, Washington or Chicago?

Having been to them all I can confirm London is less filthy than them. In fact the only major cities I've been to that are noticeably less dirty than london are in Germany (not berlin), Switzerland, Scandinavia and Austria

WE MADE A BIG MESS FOR HIM TO CLEAN UP

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

NEW THREAD FOR SOUTHERNERS ONLY:

>>69675905

>>69675905

>>69675905