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American cuisine edition
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i'll go no more a roving with you fair maid
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enjoying my jam tart lads
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>>69667704
cheese-less, bbq pizza sub edition
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cara
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>>69667704
moaning at this image
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charli
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>dominos pizza

disgusting and expensive
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>>69667767
screeching
best post of january

not yours though the other one
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>>69667770
this 2bh

also less lewd cara is best cara
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gonna order some chinese m8. any recs?
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>>69667770
wodberry
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>Give up fizzy drinks
>Started to feel much more awake throughout the day after a few days of tiredness and headaches
>After that started to not crave chocolate or junk food so much
>Stopped eating junk food between meals, when I made food/had it I actually enjoyed it and ate all of it so I felt full
>Feeling much better, skin is much better and sleeping much better.

Didn't realise the huge difference cutting out fizzy drinks and junk would make, I'm seriously impressed.
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>>69667774
why are brown eyes so shit looking
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>>69667812
chicken fried rice without rice
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As civilization has advanced, the pack-bond (the tribe, the extended family) has been broken. This is the root of the widely diagnosed "anomie" or "alienation" or "existential anguish" about which so many social critics have written so eloquently.

What has happened is that the conditioning of the bio-survival bond to the gene-pool has been replaced by a conditioning of bio-survival drives to hook onto the peculiar tickets which we call "money".

Concretely, a modern man or woman doesn't look for biosurvival security in the gene-pool, the pack, the extended family. Bio-survival depends on getting the tickets. In traditional society, belonging to the tribe was bio-security; exile was terror, and real threat of death. In modern society, having the tickets (money) is bio-security; having the tickets withdrawn is terror.

Imagine, as vividly as possible, what you would feel, and what you would do, if all your sources to bio-survival tickets (money) were cut off tomorrow. This is precisely what tribal men and women feel if cut off from the tribe; it is why exile, or even ostracism, were sufficient punishments to enforce tribal conformity throughout most of human history.
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>tfw not a radical centrist
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>>69667809
>less lewd cara
cara is a slag lad. lewder the better
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>>69667774

knocked up a little tune for you lad x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVDNJulw-gs
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>>69667809
>tattoo
literal mong
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>>69667793
>>69667793

>prosciutto Ham

just picking it off my pizza now, not a fan
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>>69667631
Vietnam
>>69667638
Germany is better honestly
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Are foster parents 'cucks'?
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enjoyed being laughed at in the last thread
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I see numerous people are interested in me elaborating on what's going on mentally. Pretty bad ADHD, high functioning autism, social anxiety, having an insane propensity to say the weirdest or stupidest shit at the exact worst time, having severe issues being able to be emotionally attached to others, getting bored of pretty much everything within days of doing, having no mental energy really whatsoever and always feeling tired and unmotivated. It's a nightmare. Don't have many friends, never even held a girl's hand in my life (and online dating has produced zero dates in about 3 years of trying). Hell, I'm not even close at all with my parents or all that attached to them, and they've never ever abused me or did anything bad to me in my life.
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>>69667839
cheeky lad
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>>69667866
shes more cute than sexy lad
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>>69667915
>high functioning autism
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>>69667816
hmm
guess how much i can get paid
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Imagine spending 12 hours straight on here just looking for arguments

12 fucking hours.
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proper reet tune lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVWhxoIkHtY
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>>69667809
>from north the river
>tattoo on unusual spot
not liking any of this lad
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>>69667892
I think you are probably right, but I will take whichever option I get. Also applying for jobs in Netherlands & Denmark but think they are less likely

What will you do in 'nam?
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When I say I'm a radical centrist, it's not because I'm a fence sitter. It's because I hop back and forth from both sides of the fence
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Ah yes, the world famous canadian cuisine is vastly different from american food isn't it
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>>69667918
true lad
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>>69667973
I really really want to marry her or dormer


the tattoos can be removed
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Welfare-ism, socialism, totalitarianism, etc. represent attempts, in varying degrees of rationality and hysteria, to re-create the tribal bond by making the State stand-in for the gene-pool.

Conservatives who claim that no form of Welfare is tolerable to them are asking that people live with total bio-survival anxiety and anomie combined with terror.
The conservatives, of course, vaguely recognize this and ask for "local charity" to replace State Welfare — i.e., they ask for the gene-pool to be restored by magic, among people (denizens of a typical city) who are not genetically related at all.

Back in the real world, the tickets called "money" are the biosurvival bond for most people. Anti-Semitism is a complex aberration, of many facets and causes, but in its classic form (the "Jewish Bankers' Conspiracy") it simply holds that a hostile gene-pool controls the tickets for bio-security. Such paranoia is inevitable in a money economy; junkies have similar myths about who controls the supply of heroin.
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>>69667817
wouldn't have the willpower for this 2bh
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Just think lads, if the crusaders didnt sack Constantinople then Byzantium would be a legitimate modern day superpower Greece and Anatolia would be under the control of the Greeks and therefore alot of the Middle East would have had much more European influence If only those money grubbing stupid fucking crusader retards didnt sack a great european empire and leave them to get picked apart by turkic nomads
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this special brew has hit the veins quite nicely - don't try anything yeah I am on the edge and about to brteak
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yet to successfully wife an icelandic model unfortunately lads :(

the game continues
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people should just stop caring about others too much
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>>69667861
its a terrible test though
theres better websites out there, not sure why that one is so popular
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@69668075
Ah yes, the boring Yank copypasta that gets posted every other day
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>>69668085
~_~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqiaigr3YPs
HOWLING
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>>69667991
all your posts are shit
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>>69668098

mite b cool
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>>69667980
teaching english like all white people
I'm mostly worried about getting set up or possibly not finding a job if it turns out to be more difficult than people say it is.

I have a degree and teaching cert so I hope that's enough, but I'm going to go there and apply rather than apply from here so its risky.
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just rolled this in my new turbo rolling machine
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>>69667704
allergic to bananas
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I am fucked. I am panic. I am fucking CRYING. Four years have I been a NEET. Steady check twice a month, enough for good food, vidya and other random shit. Schedule every single day: wake up, do whatever I want until I go back to sleep. BUT It's coming to an end. Out of fucking nowhere, I got a letter today telling me that they've found a job for me that I am FORCED to take. It starts January 10th. It's a piece of shit retail job despite them knowing about my MASSIVE anxiety issues. I can't be around other people or I start to freak out and cry. I need support and ideas on how to get out of this
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>>69668199
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>>69668057
Honestly lad just try it.

I could never give up fizzy drink sand eating loads of shit and everytime I tried I'd end up relenting.

Decided one day just to quit to see how long I could go and everytime I fancied a fizzy drink I'd have a sparkling water and everytime I wanted a chocolate bar I'd have somefruit or some salted peanuts.

Now I'm not even bothered, yet a few weeks ago I couldn't contemplate going a day without having a chocolate bar to eat.

It's just making it through that first week.
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>>69667961
is it the '12 hours' or the 'looking for arguments' part that trigger you more?
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>>69668241
kill yourself lad
its the only way
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>>69668241
have you tried not being a gay sissy?
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>>69668199
would hnnng at quietly and unobtrusively
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Breakfast earlier
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>>69668226
that would burn like shit. what's the point
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>>69668248
i need cum
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gf paged me this
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>>69668277
you're fucking sick
I should report you, this post is essentially attempted murder
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>>69668337
420 man
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>>69668332
scrambled eggs in a wrap is bad enough but the ketchup takes the biscuit
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>>69667817
Now wait until you get some serious exercise, that's when the health really starts rolling in
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business idea: social media site just for hot men with big cocks (just to chat not gay)
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>>69668371
that's popcorn lad
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>>69668371
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>>69668371
>scrambled eggs

Look again, friend
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want to start lifting and get bigger. hate being skinny
only problem is theres only one gym in the area and its always packed
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>>69668337
so everyone on social media knows you're a proper blazer
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>>69668387
Yeah I exercise quite regularly too anyway and always have done but still ate like crap, which didn't really help matters.

Started to notice a little bit of difference in my performance.
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>>69668365
he asked for a solution and I gave him one
a final solution you could say
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>>69668371
its popcorn
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>>69668404
>>69668412
Fuck off lads. Just fuck off.
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>>69667817
It's the fizzy drinks and sweets. They're packed with sugar and sweeteners.

Junk food isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
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all illness is manifested fear
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>>69668419
A set of dumbbells will do for newbie gains.
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>>69668419
go early morning or late at night

I used to DREAD going to the packed gym at home, so I either went as soon as it opened (6 am) or an hour before it closed (11pm) and it was always basically empty.

Now i mostly go in the mornings out of habit but i dont give a fuck when i go anymore in terms of business, just do what i want and go home
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got banned from /vg/ for shitposting lads
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>>69668468
wrong
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>>69668438
You're a boring cunt. Like the vegans.
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realizing I've done things that most people seem to struggle immensely with achieving

>quit smoking cold turkey
>lost a tonne of weight and kept it off ever since
>went from virtually unemployable loser to having a permanent decent-paying job
>about to buy a house for myself when none of my siblings can get approved despite being much more grounded people

those things aside I'm still a pathetic autist whose seed should well and truly be wiped from the earth
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>go cinema
>six (6) euro for a large scrambled eggs

fuck sake never going back
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Stood outside a police station lads
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want to start lifting but dont want to get too jacked
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>>69668468
not really considering after a few weeks lifting you should already be going up in weight on dumbbells
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>>69668248

has your palette changed

i went about 3 years without drinking any fizzy sweet drinks and when i started again they were unbearably sweet
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>>69668483
t. fattest nation on the entire fucking planet
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>>69668495
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going to the paki shop to purchase some rizla
had to resort to this last night
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>>69668522
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the gf who doesn't know shes my gf
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>>69668517
You're aware that you can get dumbbells with weights that you can just put on them, right? They're not all fucking shakeweights you TWAT.
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>>69668540
you're a joke
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>israeli guy gets caught trying to off uk MPs
>couple hours later there in a """terrorist attack"""" so people forget about the previous incident and feel bad for the jews
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>griplets
How does it feel to have weak lady hands? Nailed 150kg double overhand deadlift on a 2 inch smooth axle today
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>>69668540
would smash your bent little rolling machine to bits if I ever saw you using it
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>>69668490
You didn't do any of these things. You're not special. You're not unique. Go strap yourself to a bomb and denote you cunt.
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>>69668519
I don't think I've done it long enough for any significant change so I can't really say, but I have heard what you describe happening.

That said I did have some profiteroles after tea and they tasted unbelievably good, as opposed to them just tasing reasonably nice when I ate junk all day. I actually enjoyed them a lot more.
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>>69668559
That's from the Netherlands. Try again, paki.

Note: I'm not in England.
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>>69668572
the Jews quite openly influence Britain and Americas politics. Its no secret
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>>69668490
>>went from virtually unemployable loser to having a permanent decent-paying job
how
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>>69668500
smoked a spliff outside a police station once
we didn't even realise it was until we were finished and walked round the corner
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>>69668566
>You're aware that you can get dumbbells with weights that you can just put on them, right
But why? Just get a barbell and plates
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>>69668599
me searching for asian
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>>69668566

ah yeah let me just squat 2 plates worth holding dumbells

ah yes the 150kg dumbell deadlift
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>>69668625
I actually have weed on my haha

My mate got thumped in Tesco and he's in there giving a statement
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>>69668581
oh I'll denote alright! I'll denote good! just watch me
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>>69668570
ok
>>69668580
would clap you over the head with you fat shit don't you dare get cheeky again
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nice on the riddim like aki on 'ceps
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>>69668630
Because some people don't have the room for barbells, and I assumed he was one of them, given that he somehow never thought of a home gym.

>>69668657
Ah yes, because a little Irish twat who describes himself as "skinny" will be squating lmao2plate. And of course, skinny newbies making noob gains are well known for the 150kg deadlifts too.

Hang yourself, you fucking MONGOLOID.
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Leafs and Pakis out!
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>Englander lefties banging on about muh Tory government
>Labour has had a devolved government here in Wales since 1999 and things are even more shite
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>>69668735
What are you getting angry for FFS? Calm down, no one is impressed by you sperging out.
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>>69668678
fucking little grasses
why didn't you just thump him back you whiney little cunts
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Should I do it or not do it?
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>>69668756
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>>69668802
That's it you fucking MONGOLOID. Backpedal. Deflect from you utter fucking EMBARRASSMENT of a post.
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I am so please that more people is coming to the conclusion that food has a lot to do with our health that's why God gave Adam and Eve a garden not a stove we need to go back to the diet that God gave us if we want our health back, he made us he knows what's best for us...yet its all up to us to obey the manual that he has given us or suffer
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>>69668735
>And of course, skinny newbies making noob gains are well known for the 150kg deadlifts too
It's not that big a deadlift, only time a 150kg dl is impressive is if you're a girl or it's overhand with an axle and/or a fairly deep deficit
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>>69668821
stay or go?
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>>69668572
an IDF friend of mine lost a friend he knew from childhood today in that attack
can't even come to imagine how that feels
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>>69668768
really wales should be run from england
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>>69668845
correct

overly-processed foods were a mistake
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>>69668522

http://www.noo.org.uk/NOO_about_obesity/child_obesity
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>>69668678
Woman in Tesco called them not us, plus I might have to give a statement in court and I've never done that before so should be quite cool
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leafs get out
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>>69668831
I wasn't even the person you were quarrelling with. You're just a boring half wit with a temper problem
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>>69668921
imagine having defective genes that makes you dislike the taste of cilantro
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>>69668918
That's it. BACKPEDAL.

>>69668846
Or if, say, you're a skinny little twat that doesn't eat and has never lifted before? Like the person we're actually talking about? You fucking SPASTIC.
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>>69667704
you're supposed to do that with Belgian endives not bananas silly boys
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why, yes, just tell us more, talk them away

they would all turn into a mere "story" for you and someone at the moment you made it into a form of written sentences
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>>69668888
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>>69668921

kek. also

>per each?
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Boars are scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SpzW_O2Ya0
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>>69668768
Think that's just a symptom of being Wales, anyone could run this place and it would still be shit.
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hopefully my mouth fedora for thc extracts will be here soon
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>>69668622
did a FAS course then got taken on by a company that the instructor was friendly with when he told me there was a job going there. shit job 2bh but got interview with a better place when I heard my job was probably going to go (which it did) and managed to get in before being back in square 1. three yrs later was made permanent

I know FAS (or Solas as I believe they're now called) get a lot of slack for being hopelessly corrupt/inept etc but its still better than just sitting on your arse at home
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>>69668985
>not getting a rolling machine
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yankfu
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dont get how vapes are mouth fedoras.

tons of normies vape. no normies wear fedoras
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>>69668964
>Or if, say, you're a skinny little twat that doesn't eat and has never lifted before
Just because you haven't lifted before doesn't give you a free pass to do it wrong. If he wants lmaonogains he can have a shitty little 20kg adjustable dumbbell set, but if he wants actual progress he'll do something not retarded
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>>69668967
1960s north American cooking was a complete mess, full of nonsensical substitutions so ditsy housewives could microwave their slop quickly
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>BE WHITE.
>LIVE IN LONDON.

I COULDN'T, COULD YOU?
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>>69669022
White Yanks shouldn't live in sunny America, they're not genetically suited for it. Canada has a climate more appropriate and closer to the climate of their ethnic homelands.
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>>69669040
Are you illiterate? You're making comments about squatting 2 plates or deadlifting 150kg as if it bears any fucking revelance to this skinny cunt that has never, ever fucking lifted before. It doesn't. Every single post you make is not only irrelevant, but outright fucking spasticated.

I hope you genuinely do kill yourself, because your genes really do not need to be in the genepool. Not that you'll ever spunk in anything except your left hand.
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just shaved a month's worth of facial hair
regretting it
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>>69669048
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>>69669119
could just go for some spam fritters
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>when you see someone that is ugly, smelly and scruffy as fuck but they smile and have perfect teeth
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lol
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Hmm
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Had a sickening thought while on a potent weed trip
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>>69669048
ye but that specific thing is a very common meal here, its a very bitter vegetable though
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so lonely
so alone
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one of the most surreal parts of social media is seeing people tagged in their own obituaries.
I just saw on facebook a picture of my primary school friend in a picture his relative had tagged him in, a post about him dying.
Very surreal
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>>69669163
good tweet
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What's the most you guys spend on takeway for one person?
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mad how your little toe is a triangle.
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>>69669147
no wonder yanks are fucking mental, the sun makes their brains go wacko. literally India-tier
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>>69669163
save a bit of money
desu the cost of the flight is WAY more than the cost of staying there
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>>69669147
swedes and norwegians confirmed soft cunts
>>
It's just a matter of perspective
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elsa gets loads of handbags and clothes bought for her in this one

a true GFE
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>>69669147
>tfw live in dark blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
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>>69669305
man arms
>>
>>69669147
>scandis literally get more sun than us
what the fuck is there 1 redeeming quality about this shit hole country
>>
>>69669163
Pretty sure boomers couldn't just spontaneously go on holidays whenever they wanted
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>>69669147
>UK literally gets less sun than the Scandinavian countries

fucking grim
>>
got mistaken for thailad in a nursery
>>
If you can deadlift 150kg then you might not be a skinny girl
>>
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>>69669252
yes
>>
lol me haha x
>>
>>69669330
me on the lounger in front of her
>>
>>69669343
help
>>
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>>69669147
>live in only part of canada that is dark blue
wew, good thing its comfy here
>>
>>69669365
>If you can deadlift 150kg
>can
wtf i hate 3pl8 now
>>
is Wales/Liverpool worth visiting? i only have interest in it since i met some welsh guys and they were bros
>>
>>69669242
Im cuckoo for cocoa puffs
>>
Imagine living in the dark blue of Africa. Not only do you live in Africa, but the sun also never comes out.

GRIM
>>
>>69669147
this might help explain why we alone as a nation have a permanent general on /r9k/
>>
>>69668982
apparently domestic pigs revert back to full on boars in the space of only a few days when they escape farms

the fur grows back and all
>>
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ever since coming to 4chan i can't stop thinking about race
>>
>>69669424
Wales is maximum comfy, Liverpool is a bit of a shithole, but the city is nice.
>>
i've found god lads

where is he? you'll have to found that out yourself
>>
>>69669147
this is basically the reason for glasgow's health inequalities
>>
>>69669472
same lad
>>
just shit on the cat
>>
>>69669147
was islam just a ploy to bring all the sunny countries under one banner?
>>
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>>69669472
me too
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My gf just faxed me this
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>>69669402
i wouldn't mind
cloud cover and soft lighting is comfy
>>
>>69669477
outrageous arse
>>
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>>69669472
>tfw reading about the kalergi plan
>>
>>69669326
You're not niggers, spics, or soulless chinks. At least not outside London anyways.
>>
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>>69669147
>nova scotia is the only place in North America with british weather
doing a ponder
>>
>>69669523

>faxed
>leaf shitposting
>>
>>69669517
YANK'D
>>
Fresh new prisongfs available now at NO CHARGE!! Get 'em while they're still into men!
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/cierra-48657-177.html
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/nicole-2016840.html
>>
>>69669579
the gulf stream makes up the slight difference in latitude and our geography is both maritime
you should include newfoundland too
>>
if i ever get Guillain-Barré syndrome, please just kill me
>>
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
>>
>>69669517
im a CIVIC conservative but i always vote for labour because i see it for what it really is...a race war


we can't let them win

look at how they chimp out over terrorist attacks but don't give a fuck when their country is bombing countries well some might pretend to care but only from their laptop made from chinese and african child labour

fucking crackers
>>
>>>/r9k/33992859
imagine being this pathetic
>>
>>69669667
I have a folder called Kamen Rider on my PC dedicated to you
>>
>>69669517
you're a mess
>>
>>69669462
me when I escape the runt farm and my test return to optimal levels
>>
>>69669280

I think you don't understand how things work in scandinavia.
It says annual hours, i.e. per year, but it's not spread out evenly. Winter is long periods of darkness, while summer is almost constant daylight.
The further you get to the north, the worse this effect becomes until you eventually reach the point were it never gets dark in summer or never lights up in winter.
>>
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the game

u mad?
>>
>>69669579
its fucking grim too
don't listen to that spastic
>>
>tfw overbooked my courses
don't really need to go to calculus lecture anyways, it's easy and there's no attendance, i just have to do the coursework
>>
>>69669776
the oats, brother
>>
>>69669462
yep, they grow the tusks as well. Boars are cool
>>
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Good evening, good evening, good evening,
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>>69669700
I feel bad for him
Such s struggle for people like that to even function
I hope to god I don't have autistic kids
>>
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>>69669807
>>
>>69669462
I am doubtful of that

we should do an experiment to find out, release 100 pigs onto some unsuspecting yank farmer's land or into a council estate
>>
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my suburb
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>>69669828
>bought a book on calculus
>800 pages long
>get given course document
>literally 60 pages long
>covers the same material
hmmmm
>>
>>69669574
is this the most self absorbed generation of all time?
>>
>>69669828
did this for a whole semester. took one class too many. handed in the assignment and failed it but passed the others. so no harm. i consider it getting my monies worth
>>
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>>69669829
I've seen things you wouldn't believe brother
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>>69669807
>>69669863

Strange to think how 10 years ago this would actually be the humour on 4 chan
>>
*self-absorbs*
>>
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this picture of a fence looks like a picture of a lake.
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>>69669883
very comfy
>>
>>69669817
>sunny but not too hot in the summer
>rains often enough to not dry everything out
>comfortable in the shoulder seasons
>decent snow but not too cold in the winter
the only grim time of year is early spring when the snow melts and freezes a bunch
>>
>>69669922
Now it's just vargposting >>69669924
>>
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>>69669807
>>
stop posting rage comics
>>
>>69669944
>Sunny

stopped reading there. its not.

t. grandparents live there
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>>69669954
it's called revenge white boy
>>
>>69669785
don't care
>>
>>69669883
this is where I live
>>
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>>69669922
memes have evolved and become more esoteric
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>>69669702
you should stop caring a namefaggot
>>
>>69670024
sunny enough, it's not a fucking desert obviously
>>
>>69669785
why are germans so autistic?
>>
>>
>>69669941
wew
>>
Anyone have that pic showing how poor and rich people's clothes differ, where the billionaireis wearing a 30 dollar shirt and the broke homie is wearing 800 dollar shoes
>>
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/amondo-532-872.html
reckon i could heem this runt
>>
>>69670027

that's the spirit
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>>69669922
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I made another one
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>>69670086
yeh
>>
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>>69669776
pigs are actually fascinating. there was a species of predatory pigs that lived millions of years ago that were the size of Rhinos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entelodont

plus the ancient romans thought hyenas were a subspecies of pig (the word hyena is the latin for swine)

>my years of research about pigs all come down to this moment
>>
>>69670108
Post it please
>>
>>69670129
nah
>>
own two vapes so i can vape twice as hard
>>
>>69670101
hey hans
>>
i am now reaping the benefit of eating all that junk food yesterday by having a big, smelly, satisfying poo
>>
The Army veteran's rambling walk-in interview at the Anchorage office was concerning enough for authorities to take away his gun and order a mental health evaluation. But it wasn't enough to get him mentally adjudicated, which would have prohibited Santiago from owning a firearm.
Santiago got the gun back a month later when he retrieved the pistol from police headquarters, and it was that weapon, law enforcement sources told CNN, that he used to kill five people and wound six others at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Friday.


Jesus christ this country is retarded with its MUH GUNS
>>
>>69670106
epic hahaha XDD
>>
>>69670106
very nice
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>>69670071
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>>69670142
jealous
>>
oats are actually fascinating. there was a species of predatory oats that lived millions of years ago that were the size of Rhinos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enteloat

plus the ancient romans thought hyenas were a subspecies of oat (the word hyena is the latin for oat)

>my years of research about oats all come down to this moment
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*listening to an EDM that has above 2 billion views in youtube

being normie is not even half bad
>>
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>>69670086
>>
I too agree with Nick
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>>69670136
dick
>>
Vapes are actually okay if you're smoking weed outside
>>
i love that clean empty feeling i get in my bowels after a big shite
>>
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>>69669922
truly it was a better time, a more simple time
>>
>>69670222
still dont know what fgsfds means

guess i'll be a newfag forever
>>
>>69670120
boar are pretty brutal as is
I've seen videos of how they act in the us, they will kill livestock just for a laugh
>>
>>69670143
Always thought owning some old military surplus rifles would be cool, but this shit makes me not even want them
>>
>>69669941
bit strange, that
>>
>>69670212
>not dabbing
literally odourless
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Brother, have mercy. I'm one of your own, your flesh and blood. Oats are fleeting, but the bonds of family will bind us forever
So, consider once more, I beg you.
>>
honestly this sounds fedora but the sexiest thing is a girl who actually has her own interests and passions and isnt just a drone to social media and stuff
>>
>>69670186
It's literally me, although from no innate desire to be rich or anything.

I just dn't see the point in wasting money on a brand new fancy car if you can get one that's nice and does the same thing.

Same with clothes, once you have enough clothes and shirts they only need changing every so often to update with rough fashion/ keep them looking neat and not worn down. Don't get peoplewho constantly have to buy new things and waste money like that.

I've never really been a show off person though, couldn't care less what people outside of my employers, family and to a limited extent friends think of me.
>>
love inhaling the pungent rich odour of my poo. hmm satisfying
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNA-0rErLwc
>>
>>69670222
A time before redshit was a boil on everyone's bollocks.
>>
>>69670249
because you're a mentally ill muslim?
>>
>>69670222
>>69670157
>>69670071
>>69669978
>>69669863
>>69669807

Strange to think 4chan used to think these were all so funny. Pepe is the only one still alive after all these years, though
>>
>>69670240
time for you to an hero
>>
i did my best to notice
>>
>>69670263
I smoke backwoods and bongs

The only time I vape is when I'm outside

I don't have wax
>>
love inhaling the musky odour from my balls when i haven't showered that day
>>
>>69670297
MEDIC
>>
>>69670240
always assumed it stood for 'for god's sake fuck dis shit'

apparently not tho. it means nothing. NOTHING. lost my faith in humanity after that ordeal 2bh
>>
>>69670290
a lot of these "brands" morons and poor people obsess with look ugly as sin anyways

like everything by Bape
>>
>>69670308
na cause mentally ill Muslims can also own them
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-wLgF7x9RM
>>
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Really don't know what people get out of Stefan Molyneux he's so predictable and one dimensional.
>>
>>69670297
How the fuck does anyone over the age of 16 find that we are number one shit funny?

Fek
>>
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>>69670181
>>
*waiving communication
>>
>>69670377
It's just weird I guess.

It's also common here for people, particularly groups of lads who don't necessarily earn much, to pose in clubs with bottles of expensive vodka they've bought.

They're only gonna mix it with cheap coke or similar and they won't appreciate the cost or taste difference yet think this is impressing people on Facebook.

I get why they do it, I'll never understand it though.
>>
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>just caught my reflection in the monitor
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>>69670397
ah yes, ytmnd
i feel old
>>
>>69670297
quite sad to see how desperate he is for attention

its a dead meme anyway
>>
>>69670181
le necro skullfuck
>>
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you know that i love you babe
you know that i love you baby
>>
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>>69670491

fuck i haven't seen this in about 8 years
>>
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>>69670492
dee doo da dee doo da
>>
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>>69670466
>not using non glare display
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LONGCAT IS ______
>>
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imma firin' ma lazor
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>>69670491
>>69670533
>>69670564
>>69670570
>>69670571
holy fuck
>>
Fritzl: Australian Hero

>actually fell for this one as it was around the time I found 4chan and didn't quite yet get the irreverent nature of this wonderful place
>>
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>>69670315
i reckon pepe is on its way out desu
>>
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>>69670571
>>
>think Doctor may be Jewish
>actually a Christian

YES
>>
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hey guys
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

really makes you think
>>
>>69670617
delet
>>
>hesitating that i should appeal i know and like to listen Chocolate rain
>>
>>69670636
good lord
>>
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>>69670608
I was quite literally thinking about Fritzl right before I read your post
>>
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>>69670661
fucking hell
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>>69670636
Need to pump the rump of that right-hand cumdump-
'sta, give her it in the old hoo-ha-ha
the lamb stick, the babba stabba
the exploding dick, fizzing up like Fanta

--Words by RapLad (tm)
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>>69670781
all dose hamboigahs
>>
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still makes me laugh
>>
>>69670828
34521
>>
slags & 2007 /b/ shit

lovin it
>>
>>69670828
4 > 3
power gap
1 > 5 > 2
>>
Pwn3d
>>
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>>69670828
4,3,5,1,2
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is milhouse a meme?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HYRTJr8EyA

synthwave
>>
ATOL protected
>>
wow amazon top gear is awful
>>
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>>69670931
>>69670931
>>69670931
>>
>>69670943
very hit and miss 2bh

suffers from lack of direction and post-production
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