/brit/

test

Nth for bent Anglo names

>>69664746
FOY

/brit/ is a failed normie general

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>5:15PM

BUT I JUST WOKE UP

>>69664775
No such thing

anyone used that dna thing on ancestry.com? only 75 quid, could be interesting

prefer the term successful abnormie

happy birthday Stephen Hawking

Every once in a while I'll re-download tinder and make a profile on okc to get nothing but empty mailboxes and the few messages I do get just insulting me.

I've tried everything I could to escape being lonely but this was just about my destiny. I have no desire to continue living a life like this. I now only think what I can do to make sure my death has as large as impact as possible and gaining to courage to get what needs to be done.

Happy Sunday

>Sinn Fein is literally a bunch of old terrorists
Why did Britain ever give them the right to form a political party?

>>69664838
t. Alfred snagglecock

>>69664817

Another day wasted, anon

Another day of stasis

>Irish names sound like a mouth full of cock

lel

>>69664775
>anglo names

no such thing

we just steal names from other languages

>>69664885
Examples???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5MxPOfxojY

SMALLZ & EYEZ

>>69664875
have you tried hitting the gym and being yourself?

leafs get out desu x

>>69664848

Will probably do it sometime though I know I'm 100% english
That or 23andme

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lads why hasn't a race war started over your man being kidnapped by black lives matter?
why are yanks such pussies?

>people named Shawn who have it spelt Sean

ultimate runts

>>69664775
t. Díafútghómd (pronounced Dave)

>>69664970
Shawn and Shaun are bent as fuck, literally begging for cock with a name like that

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imagine calling your child one of these names. its like you want them bullied.

>>69664810
this is stupid.

the reason we procreate isn't anything philosophical like our "immortality". Why would you care if people with your DNA are alive long after you're gone? You wouldn't. You're dead.


We are encouraged to procreate so that they can grow and help us in later life. A baby is basically your retirement plan.

You invest now and it pays out later in the form of practical, emotional and financial support. That's true whether its your DNA or not and where it isn't, it's better if the biological father is dead because then there's definitely no chance of the kid going off to look for them in place of you.

>>69664996
Daniel's okay

the rest are shit

>>69664996
oh christ

only Liam is somewhat passable

absolutely shannot be getting on any sort of water-going vessel after reading about all the cruise and ferry deaths and sinkings
going to have nightmares about the recovered videos from MV Sewol telling passengers to stay where they are while the cabins were filling with water

>>69664970
its the irish spelling you retard

>>69664996
Oisin sounds like something you'd put on rice lls

http://www.strawpoll.me/12060829

http://www.strawpoll.me/12060829

how do you pronounce "cian"

>>69665000
this is a very yank attitude towards things

the reason we procreate is because we're programmed to do so like every living thing

>>69665034
yeah I know that, it's just a shit way of spelling it

>>69665056
sib-o-han

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>English """people"""

Muhammad must be the last bent name there, fucking Oliver and Harry LOL even Noah and jacob

>>69664996
saying each name is like hearing someone with learning disabilities speak.

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I miss the days when /brit/ gave me chuckle worthy gimmicks and memes

>>69664996
there is literally nothing wrong with any of those names

also thats not a list of the most popular names in Ireland but the most popular Irish names

>>69665000
that doesn't hold true for the vast majority of animals. you say you shouldn't care about your DNA being propagated when you're dead, but humans are essentially a vessel for their DNA from the standpoint of it. the only humans alive are humans created from DNA which propagated itself. i agree with you to an extent because there will be a point in which the universe is uninhabitable, but flippantly saying you shouldn't care about your DNA surviving seems to be downplaying it

>>69665094
>noah
>oliver
>harry
>oscar
people get bullied for those names

and mohammed doesn't count since muslims will use a middle name as their preferred name

>>69665056
"key-an"

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tin of each for tea

>>69665108
EXCELLENT game, got it on gamecube. meh post tho

>>69665056
keyan

>>69664920
Cock O'Gobbledick

lol lads, remember the potato famine?

Moving there in September.

Prep some slags for me will ya?

>>69665079
Its spelled exactly the way its pronounced

might cook dinre

>English people with names like Jacob, Harry, Noah, Oliver and even Muhammad

Rasheed benders

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>>69665094
they're better than the irish names

george is a great name

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>Working a late weekend shift
>Go over to the training pod with someone else on the shift
>We reboot all of the computers that were left locked
>They have to log in and spend a few minutes setting up when a call will come through instantly
>It will be a minor inconvenience to their day

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

I really quite like girls Irish names

>>69665094
aren't all muslim boys named mohammed though, using their second/third name as their given one?

>>69665079
>we're programmed to do so
we're programmed in different ways.

At our level of creation it manifests in a variety of motivations like lust - getting your dick wet, or social desires like love and companionship, or practicality like not being left in poverty when you're too old to farm your crops.

there isn't one purpose to creation. That's awfully religious. Atheist scientists always express it as if DNA has an end game, using us as vessels to get there and that all we should be concerned about is propagating that DNA. This is literally a FAITH.

They are taking how they see things occur on one level and extrapolating it out to the whole extent of existence that they cannot see.

>>69665260
all Irish names sound girly 2bh.

Where should I travel in April. I will have 3 weeks off work. I really want to go to Petra and Egypt but I could go anywhere really, Easter Island perhaps.

>>69665297
Go to Argentina/Chile.

>>69665297
Norway is really nice, very expensive though

>>69665125
>DNA being propagated when you're dead, but humans are essentially a vessel for their DNA from the standpoint of it.
you expressed it just as I anticipated Lol


see: >>69665270

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>connor spelt with only one n

RUNT

>>69665275
T. Muhammad Oliver ruperts

>>69665297

New Caledonia

>>69665174
wow rude

>>69665154
can't even imagine where the fuck they get the meat for those things. there are literally cans of dog food that cost more than some of these

>Live in a place that is exclusively known for terrorism
>Live a safer life than the rest of Europe in its entirety
wew

>>69665094
Jack has been one of the most popular boys names in Ireland for the last 20 years lad

>>69665334
Regardless of how you spell it Conor is exclusively Celtic and is derived from the Irish conchobar which means lover of hounds

>>69664848
>>69664964
>giving your DNA to (((them)))
what are you doing lads

>>69665344
Ah yes, the third Bogan Paradise. Beat only by Bali and Fiji

>>69665363
Luton eh?

just shaved a patch of hair off my arm
looks stupid haha

>>69664970
Shawn is the absolute worst possible spelling of that name. It's what downies call their child because they can't say any word that isn't spelled phonetically.

>>69665401
>lover of hounds

howling

Why is Scarlett Moffatt a thing?

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>>69664996
>tfw Muhammad isin't on the most popular list yet

soon lads

>>69665449
hahaha this is great!
Mind if I take it my friend?
x

If your name doesn't have a Gaelic and Anglo version you're a runt desu

DNA is conscious. DNA is an alien coloniser of spaceship earth.

>>69665266
Mohammad is actually the most popular name in England if you include its variations. ie. Muhammad/Mohammad/Mohammed etc.

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Nigbois BTFO

but 4chan is essentially a vessel for its meme from the standpoint of it.

mfw my name is liam and have only met like 3 people in my life here with my name

>>69665487
alri illusion

>>69665409
what would they possibly do with a bit of my spit or piss or spunk or whatever

>>69665486
>tfw my name doesn't have an anglo version

or any other version as it happens. Its just Gaelic

used to read "Sean" as "seen" in my head, didn't realise it was shaun for a while and was walking round wonderin why some cunt was called seen, 2BH

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perused the shelves in oxfam

>>69665443
Made me do a chuckle. Norn Iron tho.

>>69665517
alri willy haha

>>69665516
really made me think

>>69665534
I can't even spell my surname when I translate it to irish. Its completely differnet

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.

any lads ever gone travelling on your own? did you just get wasted and sit in a hotel room by yourself?

going to have a beer lads

>>69665572
luckily mine isnt too complicated, the anglicised spelling is simple so runts can pronounce it once ive told them it once

>There are people who claim to know politics who haven't even read the manifesto's and books published by authors of figures who are ideologically opposed to them

Imagine being that much of a runt.

>>69665528
>What would they do with my DNA?
Just you remember that when you wake up to see yourself suffocating you with a pillow.

>>69665496
didn't really have a problem with that guy (he was just some random nig shouting incomprehensible shit), it was fucking Ben And Jerry themselves that needed their mouths busted in that video

>>69665600
i've done it a few times but only for a few days at a time. it's pretty relaxing desu but i'm too autistic to do much late at night other than get blootered alone in my room as you say there.

where are you looking to go?

>>69665125
>you shouldn't care about your DNA
We shouldn't.

And we don't.

DNA does need to be propagated. But it's method of propagation isn't our motivation our motivation 'I need to propagate my DNA'. People don't think of like that. They don't express it like that. They don't believe that. It's not even nearly as direct as this. Atheist-scientists put it forward as if it was because they have good reason to want to stress their point about the genetics underlying it all. But it IS underlying. it's not direct. it's indirect and you can't just skip past all the levels in between because it will all still be there unstudied/unconsidered. And people will begin to think of science as a faith when it is presented as such with absurd dogmas like 'DNA wants to be propagated'.

>>69665600
do whatever you'd do normally and meet new people along the way

>>69665600
I went to india on my own to work and travel when i was just turned 18

Wasnt too bad, did go out and meet people during the travelling bit. unfortunately where I was working there were 0 (zero) non-indians and it was fucking terrible.

>>69665624
I've only ever read books written by conservatives
then again I don't claim to be well read

>>69665664
what makes you an expert on this mate?

might need to kill someone (myself) lads

>>69665624
Why would I bother when they're all wrong

>tfw my wisdom teeth grew in perfectly and I'll never have to get them removed

libido has been completely sapped recently lads
done one wank in the last two weeks, and it's not for a lack of trying. had plenty of time, have even tried to get going but the moment I let go it just goes flaccid

>>69665600
I used to work for an agency that sent me to hotels that needed extra staff for functions and such
For late shifts I tended to stay there the night and go home in the morning.
They paid for my petrol so is was alright.

>>69665661
I was thinking about driving around Europe for a few weeks. Mainly France to look at war stuff but also other stuff which I could do alone.
I'm also saving up for the standard SE Asia experience but i feel like i'm way too autistic for that and will end up buying a gaming laptop and nerding out for a few weeks or something.

>>69665734
same, not even shagged the gf either

>>69665711
phd in theology

http://thetab.com/2015/11/18/whats-the-fittest-name-62351

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>people keep ignoring the boring aussie shitposters

>Oh the voice has a new season and someone sang "Call Me Al" that's a bangin choon
*clicks it*
What in the fuck is wrong with some people lads?

need and Aoife gf

>>69665785
which has nothing to do with DNA

Asked a cute but fat hog to go for ice-cream. Waiting for response now.

>>69665855
>Aoife
(pronounced "amy")

>>69665775
exactly the same

Weirdly got very horny when I was with the gf but then lost the boner when I went to put it in her snatch

Not really sure what to make of it all

spoonfeeding my gf hagendaaz

>>69665855
Have an Áine gf tbqh

>>69665876
if she says yes call her a fat shit for wanting ice cream

>>69665876
>going for fatties
get some self-respect lad

>>69665876
*oinks a yes to you*

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>>69665865
What's the next step of its master plan?

>>69665885
Eva you fucking clownshoe

bought some ben and jerries ice cream but it has fucking nuts in it

gross!

will just buy the chocolate one next time

>>69665978
actually, eefa

silly name desu

>>69665954
not him but obviously colonise other planets ya dweeb

>there are constantly ~5 RLM threads on /tv/ at any given time

don't understand this. I watch them myself but how interesting can they possibly be as a small film company to maintain such seemingly neverending conversation?

>>69665996
What type?

>>69665600
i went to Japan once
i spent most of the time posting on /brit/ in my room and paid a girl £300 for a hug

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Wisdom.

if anyone sets up a game of words that follow for us all to play i will give them 2 (two!) (You)s

going to write a load of nonsense now so some cretinous runts can study it and pretend it means something in a couple of thousand years lol

>>69665978
>calling someone a clownshoe while being wrong
state of you

>>69666032
>£300
fucked it

>>69666037
What a smart man

>people who change their Facebook name to their Irish Gaelic equivalent

Quite the attention seeking runts ngl

>>69665600

Went to Switzerland and France on my own, it was cool, never got bored or lonely.

>>69666064
Wrong about what? It's not Amy, you paki pant sniffer.

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>>69666016
>>69666016
this

didn't clock that pecans were nuts until i opened it lol

its ok just a bit bland

>>69665892
which flavour?

>>69666104
And it's not Eva, you absolute fucking pakitron jam jar.

>>69666110
Looks quite nice, ngl.

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Anyone playing ffxv

>>69666096
saw ALOT of this after the brexit vote ngl

>>69666006
what if it's ultimate ambition is to create a vessel capable of destroying all of it by (mal) adapting the ecosystem until it can no longer survive?

You can't just take possible/predicted scenarios or human aspirations and assume its a goal of the underlying science. Why DNA ? Why not atoms? or smaller particles ?

What will it do after space colonisation?

You have turned science into a literal religion

>In England and Wales, Eva was reasonably popular around 1900, but it has been little used since, Eve and Evie being the more popular forms today. The name is traditionally more popular in Ireland and Scotland, as an anglicisation of the Gaelic Aoife, meaning "shining" or "radiant".

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science is just as dogmatic as religion

say something the liberal elite don't like and you become persona non grata no matter how true it might be

>>69666193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7D25ZsJdHQ

You'd do well to keep you fucking paki mouth SHUT in future.

>>69666037

want to start injecting this year

purchased some special brew, quite pricey actually

>>69666159
no. haven't played ff ever since they got rid of the turn based combat. why the fuck did they do that

>On the issue of obesity, Watson has also been quoted as saying, 2000: "Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them."

haha

getting my daily dose of CrashCourse and MTVNews

>>69666037
It is the best advice tbqh. People keep looking for excuses when what they need is a kick in the bum.

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Our generation is so fucking entitled

Hurrrrr we should just be able to travel all the time and not work

>>69666216
That's not science being a dogma. that's science coming into conflict with convention.

Science doesn't become religious until people begin to create an ontology out of it implicitly or otherwise.

>>69666254

It's been creeping up for years. Don't see why a tramp would both with it when white cider is far cheaper per unit.

>work tomorrow

>>69666228
Who's fucking arguing about the pronunciation, you bloody obnoxious argumenataive shitskin freak?

Eva is Aoife. It is not Amy. I am right. You are wrong.

Fuck off back to Karachi, Arghm Head.

>>69666329
people earning less then 30,000 shouldn't be able to go on foreign holidays.

>>69666339
You calling me a tramp mate? Let me neck this Brew and meet me outside

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Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem

>>69666329

probably because she spends her money on stupid shite like expensive make up

>>69666329
whats your beef senpai?

Dont really care about it myself, if they can afford it let them do it. If it wont ruin their future prospects they should.

If it does ruin their future prospects and they do it anyway then who fucking cares?

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*walks towards you*

>>69666376
>>Aoife
>(pronounced "amy")

>Eva you fucking clownshoe

Stop posting, you absolute fucking embarrassment.

did a bit of a browse on the Guardian's cartoons and their comment sections

life must really be miserable when you're a lefty, they seem so bitter about everything :/

>>69666398
*whacks myself in the head with a wooden bible*

>>69666329
probably because we have the technology that would allow people to work much less than they are now

>>69666416
*puts on 3-D glasses*
woah haha

>In England and Wales, Eva was reasonably popular around 1900, but it has been little used since, Eve and Evie being the more popular forms today. The name is traditionally more popular in Ireland and Scotland, as an anglicisation of the Gaelic Aoife, meaning "shining" or "radiant".
>as an anglicisation of the Gaelic Aoife

Pakis will literally argue anything.

>>69666435
>>69666376
I only said it's pronounced as Amy as a joke you pair of helmets

didn't expect you to make a fucking meal of it

don't perticually like Woolwich either 2bh lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLyEQzQU8bY&ab_channel=blooddiamond12345678

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>>69666446

they literally have PTSD from last year mate

their lefty hugboxes told them everything would be alright, trumpxit had no chance, their illusions were shattered and they are really struggling to cope.

IVE GOT A UNI EXAM TOMORROW AND I HAVENT REVISED A FUCKING THING

JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP SENPAI

>>69666518
greater london is black

>>69666555
nah you're doing alright by yourself

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>>69666515

honestly reckon that being single, flirting with girls trying to pull is a lot more fun than having a gf

>>69666515
Of course you did, you fucking SPACKER. I'm only pointing out that this stupid fucking PAKI has been arguing about pronunciation this whole time but is now trying to save face by claiming that the discussion was never about pronunciation even though pronunciation was the entirety of your post.

You can stop posting and all, you thick TWAT.

a solar eclipse.....the cosmic ballet goes on

>>69666037
hes not wrong tbf

does anybody wanna switch seats?

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>>69666590

>>69666584

good film

why are doing universal basic income and not just basic income. like make it essentially the personal allowance but instead of an amount of money you retain from your wages, make it an amount you get if you earn less than the standard amounts used for the PA

>If I don't quote him and call him a paki even though I've been absolutely and thoroughly HUMILIATED at every turn then I win
The absolute fucking state of the English*
*Statistically likely to be a paki

crack a boddle
let your body woddle

>>69666640
SHUT THE FUCK UP

What makes you think that people on here find you interesting, you piece of shit?

>>69666584
>>69666590
I have a fat lisp and pronounce 'th' as 'f', I don't give a fuck how it's actually pronounced you rent-a-poofs

bet most yanks wish they had a Sten gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oih3hEK-PSQ&ab_channel=BritishMusicVideos

>>69665353
Only got like 450 calories, why even bother with convenience food if it has hardly any energy, you'll be hungry again in two hours

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the GilF

>>69666635
cant decide whether to tell you to fuck off back to redshit or 2007.

either way; fuck off

>>69666044
willing to raise this offer to 3 (three) (You)s

>>69666635
>umad
>>>/b/ circa two thousand and fucking six
You couldn't be more of an embarrassment if your fucking knickers fell down right now.

doing a revision x
eating a lot of bananas cos i was told they're good for memory hehe x

All these pakis ITT arguing over a fucking name.

FUCKING STATE OF LONDON!!!!

>>69666690
see >>69666690

>>69666640
what's the incentive to work then? up to a certain point you'll make the same amount whether or not you're in work

mong

>>69666702
BOBFOC tbqhwy

>>69666695

such cultural enrichment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2sdotx7Eks

everybody here is from pakistan except me

>>69666722
>>69666705
unironic memes are in vogue again
get with the times, losers

bf bought me some lingerie ^-^

>>69666765
calm down super hacker

>>69666555
did a past paper and got 6%
what are we like eh? x
are you the lad whos going General Relativity? if so i have literally been telling you to stop whinging and start revising since before christmas

>>69666705
>>69666722
How angry are these pakis?

Fucking hell, has the minge dried up in Rotherham?

>>69666695
>man rolls up with a fucking sten

crying

might go bed lol

>>69666764
damo got hanged lol

>>69666765
#ImFromPakistan

>>69666826
t. paki that thinks Aoife is pronounced "Ee-va".

>>69666834
lol

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>everybody here is from pakistan except me

>>69666748
acquiring money leads to an insatiable desire for more money. a basic income wouldn't buy you a yacht or a mansion . if things worked the way you implied just there then rich people would have nothing to buy or aspire to, extreme luxury would not exist

people will work on different things with resources to spend and work differently.

this riesling is TERRIBLE lads

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>uni runts

shan't be entertaining any posts by people who are still in the education system

>>69666910
haha yeah alright mate *goes and talks to someone else*

got called an arrogant student in safeways earlier today lads

Have any of you ever been to australia?

Is it true that that they are moany and unpleasant?

>>69664746
>sweater

Fuck off yank

I was arrested and jailed in rural China for 12 days.

I turned in a purse i found on the sidewalk to a public safety officer. Turns out it belonged to a govt official's wife. Combined with my poor Mandarin at the time, the officer thought I stole the bag and was turning myself in.

Only by the 10th day did they even bother communicating with me. No rights, no "phone calls to Embassy" etc.

Protip: China jail sucks

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>scoring test done for a bunch of undergrads
>guess which distribution it would make
>gaussian, two peaks, pareto, etc

>becomes some random awkward looking distribution
>a day ruined

>>69666810
Im a different lad, I need at least 45% on this to scrape by, human resources is a fucking bullshit module, doing fine on my others with 80%+

>>69666956
don't believe a word

>>69666956
did you get your arsehole reamed when in there?

>>69666965
you the guy that came up with the dumb graphic about drugs and how dangerous they are?

>>69666956
I believe this happened

>>69666956
not a word of this do I consider truthful

>>69665996
>ben and jerries ice cream

Stuff has a ridiculous amount of calories in desu wouldn't bother eating it unless you want to be fat

Went on a backpacker train journey across the Bhutanese Steppe. Got kidnapped by a local who tried to sell me for ransom. Only let me go when he realised I am a minimalist and not worth cash.

>>69666545
still don't get AJ's unwavering adoration of Trump

whats to stop him from having a dream or random epiphany at any moment that makes him realize Trump is actually just yet another deception created by the Illuminati/NWO/whoever to trick or appease the great unwashed into voting against their own interests like Obama was??

theres no real end to the rabbit hole with people like him

>>69667017
>>69667015
>>69666982
all me

>>69666251
Kill yourself first

>>69666910
had a black mate at work tell me I had a bad attitude and it was people like me who ruin the country because I said I don't want to go to grad school right now (recently graduated) and instead want to travel/work to get myself sorted and maybe go later to there or college.


desu he might be right, though I feel ill thinking about spending my life in the school system until I'm nearly 40

he also got mad at me because I said I couldn't become a doctor.
think he swallowed the American dream pill too hard

I tried heroin once and it was SHIT

>>69666970
i only need 35% on mine, it's the one module where i'm getting less than 70% average

>>69666965
could always just use sampling and turn it into a gaussian lad

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Greenwich is objectively the best part of London lads

Changing my name to the Irish Gaelic equivalent

>>69666956
this is why you don't be a "good Samaritan" in China and why the locals never bother either, you wind up in prison or worse.

>>69666956
i thought China had special jails for foreigners

civic nationalism or ethno nationalism?

>>69666910
According to my mum going to uni to do a meme degree is better than going because you want a career in the subject. She said I had old fashioned views.

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rate

>>69667128
civic nationalism is retarded

>>69667128
prefer not to say

>>69667069
>gaussian
FUCK
you've just reminded me i gave up on the lectures for matrices cos they were so fucking boring, need to learn that shit tonight
thanks la

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>tfw my personality type is known for being very successful as a result of their drive and work ethic
got all A's last semester

think i might take a spontaneous trip to thailand with the money i will inevitably have

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>>69667005
drugs?
well i dont really care

actually i would recommend drugs to everyone if its really dangerous because schadenfreude

>>69667087
photo looked pretty old, but it's only 3 years off wow the skyline has increased a lot since then

>tfw no qt black gf

Why was Matilda psychic?

It was never explained.

>>69666860
t. paki who thinks everyone that replies to him is the same one person.

>>69667098
just soften the consonants and add a h and you're good

>>69667146

Pretty radical

>>69667194
t. paki proving me right

killed the neighbours dog because it kept barking last night

he's already put an appeal on our local area facebook group saying he thinks the dog jumped the fence and ran away, lmao

Lads, is Spoons a passable destination for a first date?

>>69667026
Shut the fuck up you boring bastard.

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>ordered a dominos
>was going to have double cheese but decided not to
>accidently ordered no cheese
>pizza comes
>it's literally just dough with bbq sauce on it
didn't even do anything because it was my own fault
waste of 11 quid didn't even eat it

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>>69667183
So it is you. That graph is still dumb and you should feel bad that you helped make it

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woah... so THIS is London?
I guess things really are smaller in Europe

>>69667240
pics lad

>>69667234
t.fatty

>>69667032

Jones isn't actually that far out

>>69667098
What is the Irish Gaelic equivalent of Mohammed Khan?

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>>69667240

>>69667240
tookek

>>69667087

beautiful tower hamlets in the background there, 32% muslim at the last census

>>69667277
Mahamad cán

>>69667068
Called in a favour to a friend and got them to send me some of their revision I can read haha, for fuck sake im a complet mong

>>69667206
t. paki is still wrong but will argue otherwise in three consecutive threads desperate for the last word

>>69667240
creasing over here lads

>>69667277
O'Macmed Cwyn

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>>69667262
I ripped some of the crusts off and put them in the dip

>>69667348
t. paki that did this very same thing the other day and was absolute SEETHING for HOURS and continued to post in a dead thread for HOURS to get the last word
lmao

>>69667264
t. boring little mincer afraid to go outside cos he might get hit by car

>>69667256
fuck right off you leaf bastard

>>69667373
howling

>>69667373
wheezing

>>69667373
what r u like m8? aha

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>>69667373
haha oh dear

>>69667373
>dominos pizza has no tomato

no wonder it tastes so shit. ultimate pleb food.

unsure if this guy's full of shit and isn't that good of a teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl_9wQRmx_Q

he always goes on about how you need to find vocal teachers who can sing good, because that's the only way to know if they know what they're talking about. but it reminds me of the personal trainers at the gym who are on grams of gear and say the same thing. he also mentioned his range is from baritone all the way up to soprano, which is insane, and vocal range is fixed and can't be extended

>>69667370
Fuck off Leaf. No one wants you here.

>>69667373

looks like a fuggin jam tart

whats the maximum amount of sugar you should have a day?

>>69667409
he got bbq sauce you fucking clown

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>>69667373

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need a riley gf

>>69667240
I got one of those Dr. Oetker oven pizzas one time years ago and they literally forgot to put the tomato paste on it in the factory

just dough and shitty unmelted cheese. surprisingly awful, even when you consider cheese and bread are usually nonetheless still a great combination

>>69667430
4 lines

>>69667193
book smarts

>>69667433
what kind of disgusting runt does that?

>>69667373
>BBQ sauce on pizza
screaming that you got your warranted deserves with no cheese

why would anyone order a fucking cheese pizza to start with?
instead of pizza they should just send a hitman to blow your brains out if you order one.

Oh fuck that twat who gets upset when you say multiculturalism is shit is absolutely steaming.

quite looking forward to when i move abroad and keep posting on /brit/ to remind me of the qualz bantz of home

quite apprehensive because when i post shit bantz everyone will know its me and ill soon get a rep as a TERRIBLE lad

hello britain

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First time I got one of these then

>>69667499
where you moving?
I'm leaving too soon

just remembered when my gf slept with my best friend lol

>>69667483
>>69667480
their americano is nice once you get used to it

>>69667483
this actually

>>69667492
>cheese pizza mentioned
MODS, Ban this fucking leaf immediately

>>69667105
yes they're six feet underground

the lad got lucky

>>69667483
I never do usually but thought I'd be adventurous
I guess you're right though

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>>69667373
>>69667421

bbq sauce on pizza is nice in some circumstances

>>69667551
Privet comrade

>>69667373
???

>>69667573
Where are you moving to?

>>69667573
either Germoney or Sweden (Yes!) depending on job offers. Not planning to go for 6 months though. Its just /brit/ is a concern for me as much as anything else

best dominos is sizzler desu

>>69667494
he's from /sp/

i've seen him on the football threads going apeshit when people say nigger

he tried to get an /brit/ army to fight his battles on there too

he's a bellsniff

>>69667373
You need to be put on the FBI watch list.

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>>69667421
screeching like a shrill

>pizza with no toppings
awful

new
>>69667704
>>69667704
>>69667704

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>>69667373

>>69667655
The new Italiano ones are nice.

Goats cheese, ventricina salami, prosciutto Ham and red onion