Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

ちんこ

>>69627770
ちんぽつ

>>69627770
乙ちんぽ

cinco!!

ジャアアアアアアアップwwww

>>69627770
ちんちん乙

まんこ

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>>69627770
おつ

>>69627927
なんでやねんw

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>>69628194

おほんほん

>>69628299
おまえさ ぼくはアリだとおもってるんだい?

誰か熱いセックスをしたいか?

>>69628299
東アジア人用以外のフォントサイズでお願いします

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suomi

Boipussi

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>>69628709
no

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>>69628421
し、したい

>>69628400
>>69628472
>ロリコンめぇー、こっち来るな―ッ!
>それ以上近づいたら撃つからなァ―!
t. 日本語MASTER(東アジアアリではない)

>>69627770
i bet he can't play guitar for shit

>>69628761
bbちゃん、マンコを見せてくれ

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>>69628781

>>69628841
オブリガード アリさん

>OP
It's Bob marley on Marcy's T-sharts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcTKcMzembk

>>69629098
i fingered her outside a kimchi restaurant in seoul

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Get this song out of my head!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuKZlnjFKAY

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>>69628982
流石に僕のケツマンコを見せたらBANされるのでパンツを履いたままの写真で我慢してね~

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>>69629586
>ケツマンコ

>>69629586
what is that bulge in the crotch?

>>69629586
sauce?

>>69629730
very puffy vagina

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>>69629586

Is prostitution legal in Japan?

>>69629742
(ショタスクラッチ17) [Ash wing (まくろ)] HERE COMES THE SUMMER!!
This particular image is from a short 15 page release, but it's a recurring character in まくろ's other works. Look up the following and its sequels:
(C81) [Ash Wing (まくろ)] BF -bijoux fantaisie-

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>>69629586
やっぱいいや
じゃ、バイバイ
(ホモさん、死んでください)

>>69630043
https://exhentai.org/g/545048/fb8a8da2af/
found it
too bad it's trap fucking

>>69630069
>バイバイ
えっ、セックスは?
僕のケツマンコの締め付けは幼女のマンコにでも負けないくらいよ

>>69629976
It is illegal.

>>69630359
How are there hotels that openly offer pay-for-sex services?

>>69630490
You must be thinking of soaplands or something similar.
As long as there isn't any penetration involved it's fine.

>>69630275
へ、へんたい!
やめて
お願いします
あたしは5歳だよ
少女だからセックスができません
ママ!パパ!助けて !

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>>69630652
>あたしは5歳だよ
通報できた

>>69630652
嘘つけ! イケメンって書いてあるじゃん
そんなに簡単に騙されないよ~
早くしたいよぉ

>>69630727
>通報できた
I haven't heard of the stem 「できた」
Could you (or anybody) explain it?

>>69630847
えっ、お兄さんのパソコンだよ
はい!本当に嘘じゃない

>>69631017
ならいい子にしてそのお兄ちゃんを呼んでくれる?
彼に重大な話があるんだからね

>>69630652
淫語でもわかれる5歳の子ってやばいな

>>69631134
できません
お兄さんを無くなる

>>69630490
I think there is none.
It is tacit agreement consistently

小さな植民地

>>69631264
お兄さんだ
幽霊になりました
本当に!

Someone translate this to japanese pls, just 8 pages
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/969301/0b97bdb8cb/

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>tfw no キクヒメ

>>69631722
金出せ

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>>69631722
>bbm

>>69631722
no

>>69631722
さすがドイツ人

>>69632295
失礼

>>69632381
いってることは
キモフェチ
ってさすがドイツ人だね

>>69628641
boipussy full of shit

>>69632816
how good is Al Pacino's Spanish in Scarface?

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退屈。。。

Is ふえええ just someone crying or is there a hidden meme?

>>69634214
yep, it's just someone crying, delicate and girl-like or childish

How can I live without a girlfriend?
I can't

>>69634214
お前は本当にh同人誌しか読まない

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>>69628507
You called?

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>>69634501
驚くという気分を伝えるのも使えるじゃない?

Can't it be used also to indicate a feeling of surprise?

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>>69634638
ほえ!!? は驚きや感心
ふえぇ… は泣くときだよ

ふぅ…え

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>>69634711
ほえー! そうなんだ!?

>>69634823
>正しい使用法
すばらしい
また一つ変態知識が増えたね!

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>>69634895
ふえええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ
先輩、僕のことも見て!

>>69631722
「ちょっと何してるの!あたしが誰だかわかってるの!?」
「触らないでよ!このブタ!」
「痛い!それ抜いてええ!」
「やめてぇ!そんなにかき回さないでぇぇ!!」
「ザーメンおいひいのおおお」

I got tired

祖父は
入院した
出ることが出来ないだろう
そのことを分かったけどなんかどういう感じを感じべきだ分からん
祖父は87歳、人違いことがたくさんあったけどこのごあんまり話せない
それでも涙が出て止まれない

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>>69635029
よくできました!

>>69635231
時々お見舞いに行って、顔を見せてあげるといいよ
お爺ちゃんもきっと喜ぶよ

>>69635429
今日見舞いに行った
目が覚ませなくて話せない
死ぬ覚悟できたと思うけど俺はそのことを勝手で受け入れたくない
馬鹿な弱虫でごめんなさいw

>>69635578
get a tripcode

>>69635772
全然弱虫じゃないよ
優しいお孫さんがいて、お爺さんは本当に幸せだね
眠ったままのように見えても、孫が来たことは分かるかもしれないよ
だから辛いだろうけど、できるだけそばにいてあげてください
そうしないと後できっと後悔するから…

>>69636094
優しい言葉をありがとうけど先にもっと 時間を掛けたらいいと思う

>>69636980
どうする

ホモに薬中
ろくなやついねぇな

ok serious question. what do you think about this:
me: hey so do you have a bf?
the qt Spanish girl (hopefully): no
me: now you have one. *smiling at her*

could this work?

>>69637316
Thankfully your genes will never be transmitted to the next generation

>>69637352
is Scarface a racist movie?

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>>69637161
そんなに薬中なら自殺すればいいんだ

七草粥食べたいけど作ってくれる人がいない
マイライフイズシット

>>69637619
>作ってくれる人がいない
両親も彼女もいない?

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>>69637359
For the sake of Germany's future I hope he dies in a car crash ASAP rather than old age. The less time he has to reproduce the better.

>>69637619
七草粥ってうまいの?
スーパーで買って洗って切って粥に入れて煮ればいいだけか?
ちょっと買ってこようかな
もう自分で作ろうぜ

>>69637723
Currently the streets are slippery we can only hope for the best

gk used to be literally the only poster I plain did not like, but I actually warmed up to him. Plus, I still think he isn't for real.

>>69637723
that hurts
I hope you feel good now

>>69637821
>I still think he isn't for real.
But there is something to be said for someone who keeps up a charade like this so long though so I don't know still crazy I guess.

毎週は二つ試験だべえええええええええ
死にてええええええ

>>69638015
He is obviously mentally ill, there is no doubt about that
The question is: what mental illness does he have?

What you you think?

>>69638051
>what mental illness does he have?
Aspergers and """crippling""" depression.

>>69638051
No idea. Isn't Sweden really good with dealing with mental illness? Your guess is probably best.

>>69638051
love sickness :^)

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>>69638041
気持ちわかる

>>69638041
あなたの学部は何?

>>69638265
chin up gk

you asked me to be your friend months ago and I accepted

エロ本を立ち読み

>gk sounds like gook

it's perfect

>>69638251
アビオニクス

>>69638575
Hey, that means you now have two options!
Either you die from sleep deprivation, or you fall asleep and never wake up again.
Both are fine by me.

日本語学びたい
マンコマンコマンコ

>>69638702
>manko-manko
Sasuga Somali.

>>69638702
>マンコマンコマンコ
にペロペロペロしたい?

>>69638756
www

>>69638756
ソマリア人じゃないです
お前は死ぬなら幸せ

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眠い。。。
けど。。。
眠りたくない。。。

>>69638702
Let's study Japanese!
あなたのマンコに私のチンコを入れたいです
this is very important Japanese phrase

>>69638620
I don't understand you.what's the point of being mean to me?
My life's hard enough without you
maybe if this thread would encourage me and try to cheer me up, I would eventually get happy again and leave the thread

>>69638847
はい
入れてください


ああああ~~ きもちいいぃ~

>>69638824
ネロ

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>>69638875
ああ~ケツマンコいいっすね~

>>69639000
お前は死ねば幸せ

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>このスレ

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>>69638891
まだまだ

>>69638872
>I don't understand you.what's the point of being mean to me?
I feel like it.
>My life's hard enough without you
Clearly not if you're still here.
>maybe if this thread would encourage me and try to cheer me up, I would eventually get happy again and leave the thread
Yeah, fucking sure. It wouldn't be day after day of "my girlfriend and I did [stupid bgullshit I don't care about] today, I'm so happy" ad nauseam.

You really just want to use this thread as a blog and force people to care about you and your stupid, petty life. Your life sucks, yeah join the fucking club why don't you. Do you think anyone comes to the Japanese thread to listen to GK complain some Korean bitch isn't paying any attention to him like all the planets orbit him?
And as soon as someone doesn't wanna hear it from you, they're just some worthless normie who's jealous of you or something.
Make a blog and see how many followers you get. Then you can have people who actually give a fuck about what you say. That is to say, if any fucking person on this planet gives any amount of care to the inane garbage you spout all day.

Jag vill manko-manko.

>>69639393
>The whole American Vietnamese girl thing was made up
I'm not surprised in the least. Then I'll stick to calling you DT-kun instead of GK. It fits you much better.

>>69639419
I don't think you have to call me anything anymore soon
I'm sad and crying so I'll leave now
sayonara

>>69639609
Could you kill yourself, please?

>>69639342
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv287125976
キツネが鳴いてる

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peru, where are you peru? what are doing peru?

are preparing for your trip peru?

>Do you think anyone comes to the Japanese thread to listen to GK complain some Korean bitch isn't paying any attention to him like all the planets orbit him?

i do. peru, thaiflag, and the german are always welcome here because it's always entertaining watching other flags sperg out when those three don't even deserve a reply to begin with

>>69639912
For how long have you been here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJrWn8wu_k

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ILL SONT LES MEILLEURS
SIE SIND THE BESTEN
THESE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

DIE MEISTER
DIE BESTEN
LES GRANDES EQUIPES
THE CHAMPIONS

If I use the little japanese I know combined with an existing english translation to transcribe every word in a song, and use the structure of the language in that song to translate another, would I end up knowing more japanese than if I just google translated the words and put them on flash cards?

Also should I bother learning this dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

>>69627770
OP絵最高かよ

What happened to the old template?

Why did it get changed?

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https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/817195787255955458

>>69641489
Autism.

>>69641554
this makes me mad
delet

>>69639051
久しぶりに佳奈美発見

裸女の上に寿司を入れる何と言うの?

>>69642309
「女体盛り」のこと?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_DLaM6vw5c&

ガッキーの恋ダンスがネットのどこにもない

>>69641726
is this an ebin ruse set up by a good old fashioned Aussie shitposter or does he speak the truth?
Is Tae Kim a waste of my time? Should I only be doing 5 cards a day?

>>69642621
>Should I only be doing 5 cards a day?
Dude, that's way too much, calm down.
Language learning is a process which takes time, go easy bro.

>>69642621
You're using gookshit to learn Japanese?

>>69642697
>>69642785
Thanks guys. I'll stay the course then.

てーへんだ、てーへんだ、底辺だ \(^o^)/

>>69643552
シーチキン
ノリタマ

日本人たち起きて

>>69643586
キンタマ
オニギリ

>>69642621
>Aussie
sometimes i don't even know if people do this on purpose

>>69643676
イエッス サー!

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>>69642177

>>69643676
眠いよ(-_-)うとうと

>>69629730
you know what it is, I know what it is.
That's right, a feminine penis.

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>>69643695
チキン
テリタマ
でした。。

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>>69643961

アメリカ人「Ramen Riceを食べるためにまた日本に行きたいよ」
フランス人「Ramen Riceは最も優れた食文化だ」
オーストラリア人「激しい運動の前にはRamen Riceが最高だ。素晴らしい栄養源なんだよ」
メキシコ人「ああRamen Riceならこの国にもあるよ。最高だよね、タコス食ってる場合じゃない」

>>69644088
悔い改めない

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I want to eat a Japanese girl's homemade meal

Does anyone know what kind of watches can I find in Hard-off?

カナダ人「Ramen Rice?なにそれwwwwJapadogを食えwww」

>>69644646
ラーメンライスは究極の男飯
Japadogの人気商品はなんですか?

>>69644646
>Japadog
焼きそばパンもあるのねw

>>69644750
焼きそばパン食いにカナダ行くかぁ

>>69644739
私も昨日焼こうとしたけど、あんこが全部出てしまった…

>>69644463
I don't know exactly but it probably depends on each shop because Hard-off is recycle shop.

>>69644711
他のところは知らないけどバンクーバーでは人気
高いけど
>>69644750
それもあったっけw

>>69645105
I guess I'll just check it out, digging through junk and finding gems is very fun

>>69645197
I know your feeling. I like digging and finding interesting old books at Book-off, too.

>>69645157
ゴージャス

13 days.

how do i say that i haven't done X in a long time, but i want to do it at some later time?
all i can think of is using 久しぶり, but according to dictionaries and a bunch of example sentences it looks like its meaning is closer to "it's the first time in a while since i've done X"

halp senpaitachis. i swear the answer is on the tip of my tongue

>>69645708
ずっとXしてないけど、こんどXしたいなあ

>>69645751
ありがとうございます
「ずっとXしてない」だけでいいですか?

>>69645708
久しぶりにXをやりたくなってきた

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

Japan

explain yourself

>>69645775
それだけなら「したい」の意味がなくなる
こっちのほうがいいかも>>69645787

>>69645787
ありがとうございますでございます

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>>69646059
おお
なるほど。ありがとうございます

今日から俺がこのスレのチンチンになる

>>69646382
悪いところは直すからさぁ
考え直してくださいよ

>>69646382

やめて

ようotakuzu
元気?

>>69647012
fat fuck

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>>69647012

You're disgusting. As usual.

>>69645961
just the bright future

>he keeps a weirdo diet most of the time
>gives himself cheat days/meals
>wastes them on maccas

>>69647189
sorry veggie but I only date korean females
but if you want me so much , we can have a quick fuck

>>69647308

The thought of it is vomit inducing.

>>69647012
I imagine it was heaven for your diet days. I also want to know what did you have your Christmas and happy new year days.

>>69647189
I've wondered how I can pronounce your name. I always read it "ベジー" when I see you.

>>69647335
I know in high school you were in love with a nice latino guy but he ignored you, thats the reason of your hate towards latinos, let me help you overcome that trauma, let me make you feel loved
imagine my 20 cm cock inside your white vagina
dont hide your inner sexual desires

>>69647434

That is the correct way. But you must say it with a real v sound. Not a b sound. If that makes sense...

>>69647483

God damn... I feel sick.

Wait guys
what if
Peru
and Germany
are the same cunt?

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>>69647494
I'm trying very hard, but ..... sigh

>>69647651
フェジー

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>>69647565
sick of love

>>69647651

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ZtLzWMhRL

>>69647820
Vaggie?

>>69647820
Your voice? Very very cute!ヴェ、ヴェ、ヴェ・・・・・ and "- ggie" also sounds difficult to pronounce though. ”Veggie eats vegetables.” must be one of the most difficult sentence.
>>69647751
Please vocaloo it, フェジー

きらら枠

I LIKE OJ / PIKOTARO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCIfjcc8J2M

ん?

veggieって、この前おっぱいうpした人?

>>69648181
Nice deal
Gotta keep the budget down, right? LMAO

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>>69648049

>Your voice? Very very cute!

Oh... thanks.

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>>69647820
holy shit
is that a vacuum or your pc in the background
atleast you know you place X_DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>69647820
tranny/10

>>69648400

My microphone is fucked up.

>>69648421
>lies

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ペンキ = paint
パンドル = paint

Are these loan words? If so, where do they come from?

>>69648498
Dutch pek and French peindre

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お吸い物

>>69648553
Thanks Russia.

>>69648268
"Why was Pikotaro unknown before PPAP?"
"This is why."

>>69647820
Vanish?

>>69648602
何かの卵に見える

https://twitter.com/whisperedmetal/status/816571945928060928
do japs like metal?
also did this air already is on youtube somewhere?

>>69648421
your tits upload plz.

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>>69648181
Gorgeous and sounds yummy. And some presents?
I've never heard "pigs in blankets". It definitely looks high calorie addicted aggressive dangerous dish. I believe you will lose it soon, an honor student who gained only 1kg after dangerous days.

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>>69648753

>>69648702
真鱈の白子です。美味しいよ。

>>69648316
Thank you for your cute pronounce lecture.

>>69648798
Pigs-in-a-blanket are supposed to be a sausage wrapped in pastry. It's a poor man's sausage roll, which is itself a poor man's beef Wellington. I quite like them, though.

>>69648602
おいしそう

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俺のニコ生嫁が今この写真をツイッターに載せた・・・
どこかのとんかつ屋さんで頼んだ

>>69648724
>kabuki metal
https://youtu.be/4XGWjr-cxmg
what's happening on Finland seriously?

>>69648988
weebs happened

>>69648602
お吸い物で食べた事無かった。おいしそうだなあ
今度やってみる

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>>69648872
Janikowski?

I still wanna do russian works but he is senstive

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>>69649082

>>69649082
damn

>>69648978
>ニコ生嫁
セクキャバ嬢じゃないだろうなww

ew

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>>69649082
Reminds me of this.

>>69649154
いや、看護師

>>69649172
everytiem

>>69649176
urlを貼れよ

>>69649260
congrats on being a generic meme you cuck

>>69649276
ニコ生のコミューの?
それともツイッター垢の?

>>69648874
以前駒場際に行った時、ボート部が焼きそば屋台をやっていた

エルゴメーターの競争で部員に勝ったら焼きそばが半額になるという仕組みだった
言うまでもないかもしれんが、6年間ほどボートを漕いできた俺は簡単に勝った
そのせいか、焼きそばは美味しかった

でも一つ不安がある
エルゴメーターのそばに黒板があって、挑戦者のタイムのトップ10ランキングが記録されていた
俺のはかなり速かったが、一位をとれずに二位になった
挑戦者の名前は書いてなかったから、一位はどんな者だったのかも分からない

俺と同じように白人でボートのベテランだったのか
それとも化け物のような日本人だったのか
一体何者だったのか
これは一生解けない謎だろう

Japan is =

Hydrangea Blooms
Aozora Very good Days

>>69649082
>>69649124
一平ちゃんって「ショートケーキ味」とかも出してたよな(このスレに画像がうpされてた)
今度は、チョコ味かよw

>>69649074
>weebs like kabuki not anime
they are the traditional weebs. weebs who like japanese traditional culture feel new to me nowadays

>>69649295
ニコ生のコミュー

ツイッターまでフォローしてるのかw
マメだな

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>>69648928
Like this?
It doesn't seem poor man's roll when there are a lot of yummy dishes with it though, and true sausage is expensive here... I'm sure I will like it.

>>69649346
hey

>>69649304
俺も長文で英語書きたい

>>69649367
hello new people

>>69649395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gdsdqu5XWI

This is still the best thing to come out of the Tyrone/Rog thing.

>>69649176
まー助はスケベばっかりしおって

>>69649395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOnWeIrFyHM

>>69649400
real talk we should meet up in nihon i can't do anthing from here we can have a night on the town you are all normalscum who cannot cope with real people t bh

>>69649471
https://secure.jotformeu.com/dignity14/TyroneVideos
This is his price

>>69649359
http://com.nicovideo.jp/community/co1982385

ちなにみ、この子はめちゃくちゃ美人だぞ。心の準備をしないとこの子の可愛さで死んじゃうかもしれない

彼女のスペック
27歳
身長154センチぐらい
埼玉住み
一人暮らし
独身(彼氏もいない)
看護師(よく夜勤して仕事のあと朝の7時まで飲み配信する)
海外旅行に行ったことある(今年香港に行く予定)
ちょっと英語ができる


>ツイッターまでフォローしてるのかw
>マメだな

当たり前だろ!ツイッターフォローしないと放送外で絡めないだろう

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>>69649661
He is living in London

>>69649649
>放送外で絡めないだろう
なにいってやがるww

ともかくありがとう
ブックマークしといたよ

>>69649346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_JSo5gr2nw

Normies wouldn't understand anime.
how is his japanese also?

>>69649741
I think he is from Cameroun
Would definetly order him a video on Koreaboo/taorila asking to stop making thread if I were rich

>>69649843
Best thing is, he's a preacher for a local church in London.

Yet he does videos about how great moe is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmVNxqjEw0g
Top kek he is best French bro

>>69649379
気軽に書いてみないか
良かったら直してあげる

>>69649492
okay, lets meet up. do you have a plan to come to Japan?

>>69650008
yes just pzy the money

ところでレミはいないのか
vlcについて聞きたかったんだけど

I know that ズンッ is Thud Sound, but what is ズプッ? It's not on the jadednetwork.

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>>69650837
>ズプッ
like this

>>69650974
Is that a slam, slip, splurt I can't understand

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「おんな城主、直虎」 始まるで

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>>69649930
その人じゃないけど・・けどもしよかったら

>>69648798
>>69649364
の添削をお願いしたいのですが宜しいでしょうかオジくん

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他に何も?え

>>69651899

他に何も考え

>>69651923
Thank you

>>69650837
ズンッ implies weight or heaviness.
プスッ implies sharpness like a needle point.
ズプッ implies less sharpness than プスッ but often implies wetness.
ズプッ is probably the most appropriate onomatopoeia among the above three for a dick inserted to a wet pussy.

>>69648049
-ggie is literally じ wtf are you on about

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>made in peru

I will maki at 310

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はよ

well now it's the jew turn to get trucked

>>69653193
おはよう

>>69653255
Truck again?
It must be pretty hard these days to make good old suicide bomber vests.

>>69649798
i don't understand what he is singing but it doesn't matter because I don't understand even what metal Japanese vocalists sing usually

>>69649930
見つけたら直して先輩

>>69650323
what does pzy mean by this?

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>>69653193
おはござ

>>69653406
truck are taking over
we must ban truck
Japan must apologize for making truck

*let us discuss

>>69653409
Pay. He typed z instead of a.

A qt girl dropped some of her groceries today. I wanted to help her but I was on the other side of the street.

>>69652244
>-ggie is literally じ
thanks. Now I'm literally sure my ears are sick in bed.

>>69653454
could be German-made.

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ムーミン

>>69653566
It was a Mercedes

I'm making it

>>69653496
okay got it. thanks

and he is just a typical bitch

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>>69653591
どうしてそんなに人気かわかんない

>>69653664
>>69653664
>>69653664
>>69653664

>>69653620
We should send Abe to IS to promote our trucks.

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>>69653566
It's clearly a Toyota

>>69653658
That story had shown at TV program once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfoD2KHNYCg

>>69653726
too late. everyone hates germany now.

>>69651256
英語の長文を書くの

>>69653409
短文も直して欲しいか

>>69653708
Trump won't allow Japanese trucks into an American government project :^^^^^)

>>69653834
うん、めんどくさくないならいつでも
師匠

>>69653834
じゃあ今度頑張って長文を書くがんばるがんばるがんばる

>>69653409
First:
There's no obstacle to understanding this sentence; the meaning is perfectly clear. It just lacks a bit of polish. Don't interpret the number of comments I have to make to mean that your English is bad, because it's not.

>i don't understand what he is singing but it doesn't matter because I don't understand even what metal Japanese vocalists sing usually.
You need capital letters, but who cares online?
I would recommend putting some commas in, though. Your other posts could use them, too.

>what he is singing
I would suggest "what he is singing about", "what he is saying", "the words that he is singing", or perhaps "the words" or "the lyrics". Singing can be intransitive, but since you are talking about something being sung, in this case it is transitive - the singer is singing something, not just singing. In any event, all of the proper constructions of the sort that you used read a bit awkwardly.

>but it doesn't matter
I suppose you mean that it's not a special problem, rather than that you don't care about it. In this case "it's okay" is a better expression.

>I don't understand even
Adverbs usually go before the verb. The only thing to mind is that you don't split infinitives.

>metal Japanese vocalists
This would mean a vocalist who is Japanese and made of metal. Even though there are two separate words, "metal vocalist" is a single concept. Therefore you need to modify the term as a whole, rather than split it in half.

>what metal Japanese vocalists sing usually.
There is the same issue as above, with "sing" being transitive, but in this case you can drop the whole lot, because you've already set context earlier. The only thing to do is to shift the "usually".

>>69654759
Given the changes I suggested above I would take this sentence:
>i don't understand what he is singing but it doesn't matter because I don't understand even what metal Japanese vocalists sing usually.

And rework/restructure it like this:
I don't understand the words, but it's okay, because usually I don't even understand Japanese metal vocalists.

If you want an edited sentence more similar to the one you originally wrote:
I don't understands the words that he is singing, but it's okay, because I don't even understand Japanese metal vocalists, usually.

Anyway, if you write something longer, I probably won't go in to so much depth. I suppose it's more useful for you if I just highlight any major issues, rather than give extensive advice on improving your writing.