/brit/

cara is a slag

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

7.5" peñis
Favourite position is doggy

>>69619606
worst gimmick

DAE oats???!?!?!?

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any food man in?

>>69619712
literally me

wasting my 20's

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>>69619606

>>69619753
yeah here, I eat food basically every day, I'm mad on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVcSNnqRD0c

Britney's kids turned out pretty normal considering she's using them in a video for a song about wanting to shag some guy

>>69619710
no i was just too pussy to

*enters thread arse-first*

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BROS SET YOUR AROMATIZERS TO READY AND KICK BACK WHILE THE FLOATATION TANK HEATS UP TO LUKEWARM BODYTEMP. MUSCULAR REGENERATION IS IN FULL EFFECT, FUCK THE FEATHERWEIGHT DIVISION JOE ROGAN SAID IT HERE FIRST.

SET A FUCKIN RIP UP, SIT HER DOWN, AND PULL HARD FOR A FULL TOKE WE'RE GOING OLD SCHOOL IN A BIG WAY. BIG THANKS TO MUSCLEPHARM AND ONNIT (Patent Pending) HORMONE ACCELERATION AND EVOLUTIONARY STEP PROCESSING. VAPE HARD WHEN IN DOUBT AND DON'T SMOKE, BLOW A FAT CLOUD THOUGH WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG WAY.

THANKS TO MY PERSONAL TRAINERS FROM THE UFC, YOU MIGHT OF HEARD OF THEM. BIG THANKS TO ONNIT MCT OIL AND A FAT SPOONFUL OF BUTTER IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR PEAK MENTAL FIRING. STAY NATTY FRIENDS

is Northumberland even like the typical North?

they didn't have any industry so it should be nicer

>>69619785
>britney still exists

fucking what?

i think it's important to either kill yourself or to make the most of your life

>>69619753
dudes let himself go

https://youtu.be/e5Jp5UiMY6E

pretending im back in uni, going out to 80's discos and having mates

>>69619710
you will have to be more specific

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Statistically, most guys who claim to have a penis larger than 7" online are lying

>mother asking to borrow money
>70% wont even leave my bedroom for my own birthday

hmm

My brother has a swedish gf but theres some other sweish girl here whio isnt her, literal hasmultiple wedish girlson the go

lads

If a girl says "You look like my sister's boyfriend", does that mean she wants to marry me?

rape me

>>69619907
>swedish gf

He should bin the dyke

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>>69619837

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it's a take a nap to feel better but wake up feeling worse episode

ah yes

>>69619943
yes

got told the other week that I did a lot of cum when ...cummed

can't tell if it was a compliment or a dig

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>>69619790
PURGE PURGE JEREMY

>>69619882
i'm in a similar situation, your mom won't leave my bedroom for 70% of your birthdays either

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REALLY don't want to go to work today but I went in yesterday and have to go in tomorrow so calling in sick would look suspicious

>>69619961
Wew
Shame her sister disappeared

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I've got exams in a few days but I can't focus for the life of me. Any advice on getting my shit straight and focusing on this shit?

If I fail im gonna kill myself but even that doesn't push me.

>>69620020
whats your job

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>>69619881

>tfw actually 6'2" master race and actually 7.5" long master race and white and there are hundreds of people on here who lie to roleplay as me

>>69620040
"The hardest part of any journey is the first step."

- Adolf Hitler

just had a crop done lads. barber cut off a bit more than I asked for but at least it'll save me going for a while. not sure if it's a good cut or a calamity 2bh

debating whether to let the gf know or whether to surprise

>>69620040
lol what a child. mMMNY Me exams are too hard waaa

>>69620059
warehouse work

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>>69620077
>tfw 5'10 and 8'' so I look like a pornstar

Stay mad lanklet scum

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Norway gf is where it's at buds
Soon

>>69620115
rare nige

>>69620040
When you find out that a large portion of your medicine friends take ritalin, it really changes the way you think about society

>>69620086
based hitler. It's very true sadly.

>>69620096
???
did you even read the post or are you trying to be funny?

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the better half

never in my life have i replied to a leaf, yank or bruce

just couldnt stomach it

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Which side of Nigel's face is his better half?

>>69620040
speed

do people really take pills for exams

did it happen back in A Level

>>69620164
just a ridiclojus ;problem; to have. very first world. exams arent important/ only girls wokty about them

Ordered a kebab cost me £7.50
Expecting big things

>>69619785
dem kids will see that raw cabbage some day from when mum was off her tits.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s

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>>69620137
>feet out of frame

ggrrrr bloody Breamoners

>Blacks are the most athletic race
>Asians are the best race at math
>Jews are the best race at business and legal studies
>Arabs are the most moral race
>Hispanics are the hardest workers

Why do white people call themselves the "master race"?

>>69620221
One on the left looks like a posh uni educated pretentious chap.

One on the right looks like a "There's no fuckin' black in the Union Jack" football hooligan who drinks eight cans of Carlsberg a day.

>>69620238

literally cant comprehend how

even a massive naan with everything in would struggle to scrape a fiver

>>69620040
amphetamine (speed)

>>69620235
they are important when i'm paying 9k :^(

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know a girl who looks like nige

>>69620221
right

>>69620247
surely having something that firmly entrenched in your battycrease is uncomfortable?

>>69620247

unbelievable narcissism

>>69620269
Because they're the all-rounders and have become master of society

>>69620269
because we're a mixture of all of those things

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>>69620247

how can amerifags even venture into the cities there when they're so violent??

seems even the first wrong turn down some random backstreet and before you know it you're literally in Mogadishu (and not 'Little Mogadishu' in Stockholm or wherever it is where theres no actual serious crime just angry somalis who arrived in the last 10-20yrs attacking locals ... like actual multiple-murders-a-night violent)

>>69619983
its a side effect of wanking a lot

t. got told the same thing by a girl

she still swallowed my cum multiple times though haha safe lad saaaaafe boys haha xxoox

>>69620292
smirked at this one

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>unbelievable narcissism

>>69620269
we win and they don't

'battycrease'

>>69620342
by not being a soft cunt

>>69620269
>>Arabs are the most moral race
>>Hispanics are the hardest workers

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha good banter

>>69620358
anything else you want to tell us about yourself?

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>unbelievable narcissism

>>69620293
I've heard good things about the kebabs, Thought i would give it a try.
But yes very overpriced.

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>Perfect women don't exi-

>>69620390
lel

st

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so this is the famed 'watford' gap, separating the south of England (pictured here on the right) from the north of England (pictured on the left)

incredbile

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>>69619606
2017 will be the year of sweet, heartwarming memes. Mark my words.
"Brother, may I have some oats" is only the beginning. Many more will come.

lol haha

Anal sex should just be called Cocktail

haha lel

>>69620269
fairly sure there are much more whites at the high end of the iq scale than Asians

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Caption this.

Funniest caption gets a (you), exclusive from me.

>>69620342
it unironically does suck although most cities are fairly segregated so you can somewhat avoid it. don't know what you euros were thinking giving up your whitopias for multiculturalism.

>>69620431
someones been busy on reddit

i call it house work

if you haven't cummed inside a girl at least once in your life I genuinely feel sorry for you, especially if you're over 20

>>69620407
She's fucking good for a Brit

>>69620342

amazing that this exists in the richest nation on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMWHJDr8fxE

>>69620493
have you?

>>69620439
>thicc muslim girls
come to butthead

>>69620431
my apartment with the england flag

>>69620407
Is there a closing time at reddit?
You all just appear here at the same time every fucking weekend.

>>69620407
Jew

>>69620468
>tfw when breggsit fails and black twitter still lit (demon emoji)

cuz it's light work

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>>69620515
only ever done it with a 'dom brother

gf has started birth control though

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=112

password is: willy

>>69620537
give cyprus back to turkey

>>69620535
>apartment

FOY

>i have 3 subscribers on youtube

these are my people

>>69620515
best is when they specifically ask you for it

>>69620528
>>69620431
'tismo, is that you? Wild Saturday night, eh?

>>69620517
shes not a brit you dipshit

Random fact: the birth control pill has only been legal for a few years in Japan and women generally don't use it due to widespread fear regarding its potential toxicity

>>69620587
>he thinks flats and apartments are the same thing

sorry sweetie x

>>69620515

try 28

>>69620568
>tfw when
>that feel when when
daft monkey

>>69620588
Made 2 youtube videos that got over 1 million views each

was before adsense though . should have been me in those london penthouses

popped the cork on a well refrigerated 750ml bottle of Leffe

>>69620663
neck it
then yourself

me having an absolute rorke meltdown
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1483807600107.webm
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1483807600107.webm

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>>69620663

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>>69620515
the gf refuses to let me go raw even though she's on the pill as well

this fucking 28 year old virgin is still here going on about

What can I buy to give meaning to my life?

>>69620595
this is why i cannot take women seriously: they try to act all "liberated" and "independent" but behind closed doors they call you daddy and want you to spank their bums and shoot your sperm inside them.

or so i've heard, as a virgin i've never experienced this firsthand haha

>>69620663
about to go grab my single bottle of room temperature corona

>>69620691
me saying "amen"

>>69620714
buy the pozz kuckold

have you heard the story of the pozz kuckold? well, let me tell you about it

anyone here ever wanked before?

>>69620689
neck this
*a deep thud as my willy wallops onto the table*

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=112

password is willy

>>69620468
>freddie mercury and bob marley resurrect in 2016

>>69620691
hmm don't remember this parable

>>69620691
Good lad. Protestants are strange. Half of them are literal homosexuals and the other half loathe them.

>>69620778
don't join this, it's fucking shit

>>69620768
wanked??????

>>69620714
adopt a small chinese daughter and activate your strongest paternal instincts


>>69620768
going to try it out tonight


how is it?

>>69620768
once or twice

>>69620768
every day for at least 14 years

SHAN'T be joining Words That Follow, Haxball, or any games of the sort

>>69620691
me after a one time craigslist hookup

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

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doing a post (this is the post)

forgot to unfreeze some chicken
dunno what to make for diner now

>>69620721
>your sexual fetishes dictate how your entire life should be
>i dont understand why men wear clothes because they dont wear them while having sex

seriously m8

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If you make fun of someone because of the colour of their skin, it's called racism
If you make fun of someone because of their gender, it's called sexism
If you make fun of someone because of their disability, it's called ableism
If you make fun of someone because of their height, it's called a bloody good laugh

Making fun of people for things they were born with is NEVER funny and NEVER OK.

>>69620855
whack it in the 'wave

make a cuppa while you're at it

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>>69620834
>ummm you weren't invited you fucking freak

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>tfw want to form Kingdom of God but have to attack austria to do it

life is suffering

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>Man from Plymouth died stopping friend jumping from window

People who commit suicide are terribly selfish

women were made obsolete with the invention of internet pornography

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>>69620928
Not invited? Heh, we'll see about that

>>69620918
nah

>>69620834

literally not invited

rah cuz

>twitter
>gimmicks
pick one

>>69620886
sorry lad, didn't see you down there haha

Sick of hearing about the NHS

>>69620972
good post

>>69620944
what about their gametes?

it's been 12 years and the greatest album of all time still hasn't even been equalled

>>69620928
imagine being so uninvited to a party literally EVERYONE stops in unison to stare at you the moment you walk in

>story of my life

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Fantastic. I love one-day shipping.

>>69620928
That's not even Niamh in the right corner.

>>69621043
Good goy

really dislike manlets that can't handle height related bants and are always here whinging about it

grow a pair you midget fucks

t. 5'9 manlet

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>>69621043
haha i get it

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off to my tinder date

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doing a poo (this is the poo)

>>69621117
spoiler that hog

>>69621089
Doxxed

doing a browse of new music

>>69621105
i only got it now

Chrome or Safari when using your iPhone?

doing a think

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parenting done RIGHT

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just found out finchy played Charles Vane in AC4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOXzaf4ZLTY

>>69621074
yeah mezmerize by system of a down was pretty good, dunno about the best though

WENGER IN

>>69621192
the fuck am I looking at

imagine being so narcissistic you spend 10 minutes editing an invoice so you can brag about your amazon purchases anonymously on the internet

i want to make the first AI that designs ultra-realistic VR porn

thats how you become a kabillionaire folks

bored lads

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who the fuck is thomas roux?

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me holding the camera

what honestly stab my nan for a bacon sandwich

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Is there any a sight more heartwarming?

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pay up piggies x

>>69621202
he also got BLACKED by Black Philip !!

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>tfw the aussie shitposting dynampic ip pool is so vast i pay for other cunts shitposts from years ago
Good feel

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>>69621330

>>69621236
ugh girlth who potht pictureth like thith are thuch a teeth

>>69621322
ah yes
these old gay lads just really care for those supple young 3rd world children.
they sure will take good care of them

Women shouldn't be allowed to serve in the army

>>69621087
Lad, you're Irish.
You'd have to say cunt intermittently just to clear a line of yank grill quim to get to the pisser.
Echo location cunting

>>69621286
nonce

>>69621265
All I wanted was a FOB post

anti irish is codeword for anti white

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>Women shouldn't be allowed to serve in the army

>you will never have to wait for your gf to get ready to go to the pub with you

Bad feel

>>69621394
I disagree
they serve the same purpose as prostitutes did in the past except they also do some regular work

>>69621412
just doing my job m8

>>69621394
uuurrrggghhhhhhhhh sexist much?

>>69621423
>canada
>pub
yeah okay

>>69621434
yeah, but only because the gf can get ready in about 2 minutes

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>just stop being depressed

errm. FUCK OFF?

as if I want to be miserable all the time??

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>>69619712
>His penis is not longer than 8 inches

>>69621423

nobody takes their bird to the pub with them you fucking idiot

its literally the save haven away from you gf

>>69621479
yeah except smashed hands are real and depression isn't

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>>69621460

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>feminists wanted equality
>women are now included in the draft
>women voted for the war candidate(hillary)
>women would have dodged the draft if WW3 happened

>>69621434
>>69621441

They are a liability in combat.
Women were not meant to be warriors. That's not sexism, it's science.

business idea: gas the proddies

>>69620240
RARE
A
R
E

>>69621497
Was directly referencing a lad from last night

Bet you don't even have a gf you salty little cunt

Don't ever reply to me again

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>US tanks arrive in Germany to help Nato defences

for what reason are we all dead

have you ever called a phone sex number /brit/?

>>69621603
yeah your mum's mobile

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>>69621522

http://www.strawpoll.me/12053183
http://www.strawpoll.me/12053183
http://www.strawpoll.me/12053183

>>69621603
on the phone to yer ma right now

>>69621539
I don;t think they're in front line combat in Canada

they're fine for POG shit and clerical duties (like spreading their legs for the troops)

>>69619606

this meme is straight from reddit you twitterfuck

>>69621603
Indeed I have telephoned your mother in the past

>>69621603
yeah call me on

0755 8008135

>>69621603
telegraphed your mum

>>69621402
>Cyprus

easy there George Michael ... I'm not looking for fast love! lay off the careless whispers! I guess you gotta have faith! but I guess that would mean I'd have to give up my Freedom!

>literally don't know anything about Cyprus other than it looks like a sperm and it rhymes with Cypress

>>69621548
If you don't like Rush you're rare.

good evening

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>Chicken still not defrosted

Shan't be eating tonight then I see.

these little girls keep flashing semi lewd body parts

tights

http://www.strawpoll.me/12053232
http://www.strawpoll.me/12053232
http://www.strawpoll.me/12053232

MORE IMPORTANT POLL LADS

>>69620240
genuinely quite like Kyary

>>69621744

Put it in an air-tight bag and then submerge it under some warm water

>>69621771
>warm

>>69621755
wrongun

>tfw even matt was a deano

might off myself

been wondering
do prostitute with a drug addiction prostitute themselves for the drugs
or do they use drugs because life as a prostitute is too hard

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>>69621758
what about them?

>>69621539
hmmm yes nice sweeping generalisation of 3 billion people

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>been awake for 15 hours
>already eaten three trillion calories

>>69621765
would like to put my "pon pon" in her bumhole if you see what I'm saying hehe

anyone ever hung around the interpals threads?

reckon there might be some decent bantz among the inevitable autism

>>69621808
Notable (non-fictional) female warrior societies from history:

>>69621820
i remember your first post today

i just woke up. slept for like 12 hours haha....

why do dominos overlap their pepperoni

>>69621699
British army and Cyprus potatoes.
I'm neither

>>69621877
blair's britain

>>69621840
jeanne d'Arc

>>69621840
ROND AROUSEY

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Yaaaaassss slayyyyyy

>>69621808
OK lass come service my rifle if youre such a badass girl

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>>69621917
>International diplomacy in 2017

>>69621906
She was just one woman and she was more of a symbolic figurehead.

>>69621896
BRITISH ARMY

HIGHLAND REGIMENT

might order a domino's desu
£7 for collection innit

https://youtu.be/HwVWoCv2vB4

in the winter months I like to leave a jug of orange squash on my windowsill overnight so that in the morning it's nice and cool

spent £12.50 on a mediocre curry takeaway

>>69621744
just cook it lad

its not pork. I regularly fry-up/grill chicken breasts that are still semi-frozen and I'm still alive

they're just not as good as when they're fully defrosted

a friend from high school has been getting weirder since school ended. hes developing anger problems and lots of weird social behaviors, his house is falling apart, he treats his sisters like shit, owes a weed dealer hundreds of dollars. hes pretty much lonely, angry, and depressed

he has three sisters, one of them is big fat and is a little bit autistic. his other two sisters were trying to help the loopy one find a boyfriend online and they were looking through craigslist and found an ad from someone saying that they just want a "pillow princess," which is apparently a girl for him to just eat out. the person who put out the ad said he doesn't care what the girl looks like but that they have to meet in a secure location, then as they started talking to him to find out more they somehow started to realize it was their brother. what a crazy household haha

>>69621906
That Gilles d'ray was a cunt.

>>69621917
>Sr

cute

REALLY want to play some more words that follow with the lads haha

>>69621952
>historical revisionism when you're in the wrong
also Dihya

i would like to wank later to be honest

shut up hayd you fucking bender

>>69621997
>Gilles de Rais

>>69621989
do the same but with Um bongos

from tomorrow:

no drink
no porn
look for job
/gf2017/

easy peasy lemon squeezy

needs a qt turkish harem gfs between ages 9-12

best 2 topping combination for domino's lads?

>>69622046
Im not hayd. But i do want to play some more words that follow

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>>69621917
kek

congress(tax dollars) will pay for the wall initially, but mexico will be forced to pay for it by increased fees on remittances and tariffs

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>>69621917
Literally why is he going out of his way to annoy Trump?

Cannot fathom this

What would you do if your 15 year old kid came home one day with a phone that wasn't his? His explanation is that he found it at the mall

Then you find a wallet that isn't his under his bed

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are deliveroo jackets road

>>69622064
I genuinely haven't had a drink since New Year and I'm not sure what to do with myself on weekends

>>69621917

Weak guy. He's a weak guy. Who even knows about him? He has no friends, he's just weak and a low energy guy. The wall will be built. It's going to be a real wall. A big, beautiful wall. It can have a door, a nice big door. And Mexico's going to pay for it. Believe me folks. Mexico is going to pay. Because of all the crime that's been pouring over the border from Mexico. They bring the drugs and they take the money. Just like that. Terrible crime devastating local communities from these Mexican drug lords. Some Mexicans are lovely people though let me tell you. I have many many Mexican people working for me and my company and they're great people. But there's a lot of not great Mexican people, am I right? And they're coming here with the drugs and the violence. Not a very good feeling, right?

And Hillary Clinton says we need more Obamacare. Look at these huge increases in Obamacare. Twenty-five, 35, 45, even 55 percent. It's dead. Reported it in the Wall Street Journal recently. Everybody thought they could do it again. And it’s impossible and thank you to my family. I’m proud of my family, Melania, Barron, Kai, Donnie, Don, Vanessa, Tiffany, Evanka did a great jobs. So proud of them.

>>69622095
pineapple and ham

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>>69622116
Because retweets are more important than the future suffering of his people

I'm shagging a 17 year old and there's nothing any of you can do about it

>>69622131
bet it smells of onion and grease

>>69622128
that means hes robbing other people right? discipline him

>>69622131
wavey garms to be sure

'fucken wall'

>>69622185
I can be jealous though

>>69622176
>le 10 feet higher xD

baiting trump to make more stupid tweets will just hurt trump's image

>>69621269

only boring people get bored

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new york in the early 80s
make u think

might sign up to work for deliveroo just to get a jacket desu

>>69622128
he'd know better.

>>69620269
>Arabs
>Moral
>Spiccs
>Hard working

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maisie is gorgeous

>>69622195
What does "discipline" him mean?

>>69622282
why's it black & white, they had colour by then

i never get bored because being miserable distracts me from it

>>69621917

salty burrito

plan for gf 2017: approach 16 yo girl through the nonce hunters on youtube, don't meet her until her birthday and pull the troll face for the cameras

normies will be livid

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>film about in a dystopian future

binned

>>69622316
yeah but it wasn't cheap

>>69622185
except call you a nonce

nonce

>>69622308
she looks like a (male) medieval peasant

>>69622282
>NYC grew from just a tiny metro wagon to a whole metropolis in just 35 years
Whoa

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in paris the tags are on the wagon
in new york they do it inside of it
dusty wastemans

>>69622316
photographer used black & white

>>69622313
slap on the cheek

>>69622340
>about in

hahahahaahahahahahahaahha

>>69622333
my actual plan: this post but with proper ages and not being retarded

fuck sake

>>69622333
>nonce hunters on youtube

there's a british to catch a predator?

>>69621869
that was me
>>69621820
fuck off stealing my gimmick

I STILL WALK STREET IN MY REEBOKS

ANY TIME I SAY WOI OIII IT'S A WHEELUP

>>69622383
>>69622383
>>69622383

>>69622333
that might be considered grooming and still be illegal but I'm no nonce lawyer

where do they say barm cake? I want to move there