/brit/

>>69622383
Who?

why make a thread so early you retarded cunt

man don't care bout

creps check?

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charli

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Shagged a chubby bint the other day. As I was climaxing, I whispered delicately in her ear
>You disgust me
The look on her face lmao

where do they say barm cake? I want to move there.

>someone who fucks a 16 year old having known her previous years is still a nonce
shi

>>69622427
kmt educate yourself f.am

>>69622472
FONT

>>69622473
FOY

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my summer holiday

>>69622497
Who?

>>69622131
new trend

bet it reeks though

>XOYO

what a dump

Had a dream I asked a 14 year old to marry me and she said yes

>>69622506
can i come

is drum & bass dead?

just remembered I threw away a hard drive with 7500 bitcoins on it haha

>>69622577
rasheed

>tfw no KA Fruit Punch snappy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sGYj4CML9c

>>69622539
no bad mate no bad

i think i want to do an interrail trip lads. have a few places i want to do

found a hard drive with 7500 bit coins on it

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>>69622577
Had a dream someone stole my car.

>ask a little girl if she would do sex with you when she's old enough
>she says yes
>have sex with her when she's 16

this is unironically acceptable to normies

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>>69622634
gib it bak

>>69622594
For the last 20 years

feel genuinely sorry for those of you with sisters, knowing they have/are/will be getting shagged up the arse by a man at some point in their life

had a dream that i shagged my sister up the arse

>>69622585

yes x

wanna go to europe and pay some syrian cunt £1 to fuck his daughter lads

>>69622694
Can I come too?

>>69622506
Visit Gloucester Cathedral. My god when the choir is singing every hair stands up. Harry Potter too.

on my period

ama

had a dream where my sister shagged me up the arse

>>69622721
blokes don't have periods, consult a physician

had a dream that I took a picture of my arse and uploaded it to /brit/ multiple times

>>69622721
How is a raven like a writing desk?

punctured bicycle
on the hillside desolate
will nature make a of me yet?

>>69622634
FOB

had a dream i came in my sister's arse

my fucking god i just woke up i went to sleep at noon having done 3 grams of coke all night theres some seriously bloody shite in my nose right now hahaha

>>69622721
how do planes work?

Starting to believe that U2 are unironically the best band in the world.

Can't think of any more versatile and better than them. Bono is a genius.

had another testicle dissection dream last night

/brit/ should have a 9pm watershed after which we can post chebs and lewdness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aud86OSqQ1w

This is literally a performance we will all look back on over the next decade. Killed it in every way. Going to be considered the next MJ type name

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>>69622596

got shagged in the arse last night

>Go to the theatre
>Full of well-dressed white people
>Nigger walks in
>Dressed in hoodie with EU logo on it
>Smells like fucking shit

What is wrong with niggers?

dunno if my facial hair looks good or not lol

>>69622661
to be fair i feel genuinely sorry for your dad. knowing his son has/is/will be getting shagged up the arse by a man at many points in his life

smdh

reckon you're both the same person

>>69622786
Achtung Baby is one of the great albums desu

had a dream where my arse wasn't shagged

>>69622721

favourite german idealist

>>69622846
Pics

>>69622839
They're made of poop

>>69622839
in ìsland? I donbleeve it

literally saw only 1 black person while i was there, and it was a french tourist

>>69622862
The Sweetest Thing has to be one of the best love songs ever and it's not even close to being one of their best songs.

>>69622786
Blur

>>69622880
hello jamal muhammed

>>69622780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYAq-7sOzXQ

nearly 20 and STILL waiting for the facial hair to appear haha

any day now

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>sex

>>69622918
>ME AND THE LADS
>PARKLIFE
>CASUAL DRUG USE AND DRINKING IN THE GARDEN
>PARKLIFE

No thanks mate

techno techno techno techno

>>69622839
>Nigger walks in
Things that never happen.desu

my fucking god i just woke up i went to sleep at noon having done 3 grams of coke all night theres some seriously bloody shite in my nose right now hahaha

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*waits until you turn your back to me*

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>hello jamal muhammed

when i got an internship as a male prostitute i thought i just had to fuck ugly lasses
turns out i get my arse shagged by multiple old blokes

can recognise this one racist yank a mile off

>>69622960
tech house

seth rich leaked the DNC information to assange, not russia, and was assassinated for it

>>69622972
degener8s most definitely NOT welcome

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>taking a holiday outside the UK

>>69622972
sort it out lad

this film is literally just an excuse to film young girls in their underwear

do NOT trust the turks

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me in the middle

>>69622800
why does he think not wearing a top or socks is a good look?

seems like a twat 2bh

baffles my mind why a paki or nigger would post on 4chan of all places

>>69623048
mustang

The h3h3 Podcast - Michael Stevens (Vsauce)

>>69622973
fantastic post

had a bad experience on the motorway today

almost got side swiped by a lorry

shan't ever be going back on the m3

sally

>>69623094
>>>69623048 (You)
>bracing — and thoroughly timely — message whose power is further bolstered by the efforts of a stellar ensemble cast.

my arse

breakfast: big cup of coffee (which i drank while walking around the woods in my backyard with the dogger)

lunch: chicken flavored ramen noodles with ground hamburger, a soup made from the it separate, and a bud light

dinner: TBA

wbu?

bored out my nut lads

gf hasn't responded to my texts for 3 days

want my cummies tonight t bh

what should I wank to tonight?

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Got a lot of uni work that I am procrastinating on lads haha lol lmao

>>69623160
>gf hasn't responded to my texts for 3 days

got some bad news for you lad

>>69623048
Lad, what the fuck are you even on about?

>>69623160
what are cummies?

>>69623136
the girls are pengs
and the film is ok

>>69622712

yes

10 grams of caffeine right up the shitter
revision is getting DONE tonight

>>69623048
hmm, care to mention the name of this film? for a friend

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getting ready for winter storm Helena lads

>>69623148
>ground burger

that can't be very nice, why didn't you just make a new one if you dropped it?

>>69622661
i accidentally overheard my 16 y/o sister talking to her friends about how her boyfriend sucks her toes

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>being a pooniversity poodent

>>69622904
There are 500 people in the theatre, and one of them is a nigger, and he's the only badly dressed one

The play started, gotta go

>>69623206
nonce

>>69623168
me

got an absolutely fantastic twist on the "ooh you're ard" gimmick, a real 'blast from the past' if you will

my headache is quite bad
maybe its because i havent eated in 3 days haha

only one of the bints at work had heard of shrodingers cat, and that was only because her husband "forced" her to watch a documentary

why are women so thick?

>>69623171
haha me too ive got an exam on monday for a module i skipped all the lectures for haha x

>>69623160
>gf hasn't responded to my texts for 3 days
She's getting plowed by Charles Thunderknob, sorry to say

had a paralympic dream this morning where a massive bear climbed on my bed and was resting on me the way my dog would

the 'bear' (which seemed to randomly alternate to a buffalo iirc) seemed friendly and didn't seem to mean me any harm, but I was too aware it could at any moment get all predatory and start eating me, or just literally crush me under the sheer weight of it's bulk as a bear

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>hewlett's
>daughter
>loved her
>father
>and I think she
>loved me too
>for a little while

Why are panel shows so shit now? It's so fucking stale.

>host asks question
>panellist says something scripted
>audience applauds
>repeat

>>69623168
gay double fisting

the gf's been drinking again

>>69623259
post pics then

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>2004 was 13 years ago

>>69623289
>had a paralympic dream this morning where a massive bear climbed on my bed and was resting on me the way my dog would

>a paralympic dream

wat

>>69623211
What are you revising

>>69623274
poor hatbait

>>69623221
i mean the hamburger meat was ground, it wasn't a hamburger sandwich

>yesterday was 40 years ago

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>>69623280
>Charles Thunderknob

you're alright, yank

Unironically watching Bob Ross. His paintings are like the shit you'd see in charity shops but I can't help but be impressed at how he makes them

>>69623148
Russian standard until I ran out.
Campo Viejo rioja reserve 2011.
Not ideal but fuck it.

im too fat so i need to stop eating

might do a documentary on /brit/, entitled The Runt Machine

>>69623326
electronics

morphine injected right into my bellend

>>69623326
feminist theory 1970 - 1990

>>69623344
Alri Reddit

>>69623270
Hey frenchie, say "chowda"
"Chowda"

>>69623278
haha what are you studying haha tell me where so I can just you haha

>>69623360
Sounds like the name of an Adam Curtis documentary.

are female eggs produced in a visible sauce like cum?

>>69623339
it is called minced beef in bongland

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>tfw been fapping to nothing but the idea of cumming inside my imaginary 2D mother
>tfw fall asleep to the thought of lying on her every night
>apologize to her and feel like complete shit every time i have sex, broke up with gf because of it
>have begun talking to her out loud
>won't seek help because i feel like im betraying her

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Might do a 'cide

space and time only appear real to our mammalian sense organs, they are not really real

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0eGVAUeDLA

banger of a tune

>>69623434
fuck off antisemite

>>69623403
What is hamburger helper?
Is it like just minced beef?

>>69623430
I'm flattered that you kept my file name :3

>>69623333

it's not bait it really happened and i really am disgusted at the state of women

Hila from h3h3 is redpilled

>>69623434
my auxiliary ocular organ has been opened

>ground hamburger

couldnt make this shit up...

>>69623274
who cares u nerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UZ0bPaOdbQ

>>69623470
yeah but it has a lot of flavoring added and macaroni. it is good
>>69623494
fuck off reddit

what, it's like a cat and it's like alive and dead at once or summink? i dunno really haha, went right over my head haha :P
dave liked the documentary though haha, he's into that science stuff he is

>>69623494
suck ya dead great gran through ya dad's battycrease redditboi

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alri

never had beef jerky lads. what is it?

>>69623618
Goodness

>>69623488
creasing at the thought of you interrogating the women at work about schroedinger's cat with a popsci explanation and giving them a disgusted look when they try not to engage

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My phone's right here in case anyone wants to speak to me, lads. It's all charged up and has a good signal. Just in case.

>>69623694
Give me your number and I'll text you

>>69623694
What's your number?

cant watch any films that have any heavy romantic themes haha

>>69623607
Ulster is and will always be Gaelic.

>>69623694
i would give you a cheek lil text x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aud86OSqQ1w [Embed]

This is literally a performance we will all look back on over the next decade. Killed it in every way. Going to be considered the next MJ/prince/Freddie type name

>christmas bonus goes into my account this week

wew

>>69623652
16 year old me would have fingered the fucking life out of her

I think rich people are evil so I want to tax rich people and be given their money so I can be rich

>>69623755
I watch them to live vicariously through them for at least a few hours.

>>69622383
she wants a man from brum but she'll settle for a boy from burton

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>Dad is Scottish
>Mum is Irish
>Born in London
my sense of patriotism is really skewed desu, not sure who to feel proud od

>>69623801
Waiting for mine

literally never had a kebab lads

not even kidding. there were very few kebab restaurants here (other than abrakebabra which I never went to desu) up until a few yrs ago and I don't eat fast food anymore so I'm not likely to start eating them now

the only thing I ever got in Abra(kebabra) was the taco chip

>>69623792
Why is his torso so tiny? He looks like he's wearing his trousers way above his belly button, but we can see his belly button, so he isn't.

>>69623694
Give us your number x

>>69623833
only good bloke itt

>when she's a passport ting

snorted 3 grams of cocaine and drank 12 cans of lager and stayed up till noon woke up at 7pm jus trang my guy for a few more grams hahaha i'm such a fucking hard man none of you cunts can even compare

>>69623840
nothing to be proud of either way

just saw a webm on /r9k/ of some woman punching some lads bollocks with boxing gloves

she wants a man from luton

which sopranos characters did you find yourselves become more sympathetic towards as the show progressed? the only two i can think of are adriana and aj.

>>69623840
direland and shiteland are not worthy of pride

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Seen the ex gf lost a lot of weight and now looks stunning and has a new muscular boyfriend.

Hold me lads, I haven't felt this sad in a long time

>>69623618
Korean beef jerk is better than all.
If you like sweet not for you.
Throw a slab over the cooker flame scorch it and chop it up. Morish af when you're drinking beers.
right amount of salt and spice

The £7.50 kebab was a waste of money, Wasn't the slightest bit peng
shan't be ordering from The Village Balti ever again

>>69623874
got merked by d2 in the basement

>>69623870
>there were very few kebab restaurants here (other than abrakebabra which I never went to desu) up until a few yrs ago
theyve had them in chippers forever what are you on about

>>69623840
Whoever is the best at the footy

>>69623792
Can't stop imagining Annie sucking him off backstage after that performance

Got my hair cut today, had long hair for years but now i have a turbonormie short back and sides, how do i style this? just have it swept back?

>>69623807
I still would

@930

I have never had a gf and shan't be hugging you normo. Check your privilege.

>>69623872
>i dont get what he's going for

that's okay too. not everyone picks up on this stuff

arguing with trannies on /lgbt/ again
they're all batshit insane and really fucking perverted

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me & the boys innarave

Trying to watch Bob Ross but he keeps mentioning G*d

>>69623930
Chin up lad, best life is a life well lived. Get out there and make it worth it.

Enjoy Bono and Mick Jagger cracking out a belter, always makes me feel better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Yucsagfig

>>69624001
>HE'S PRETENDING TO DRESS LIKE A RETARD
right okay lad

SHALL NOT

>>69623792
Not good at all
Complete amateur falsetto

What does Ireland smell like?

>>69623840
it's not worth mentioning unless you're international like yank dad with irish grand parents, white south african mum, born in singapore, raised in germany

wish this was me. would probably be a billionaire

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>>69623949
senpai that was 4 years ago llow it

what does time smell like?

>>69624060
potatoes and ket

>>69624013
Since your the expert, do trannies on 4chan actually believe in the concept of multiple genders? Or do they just believe in male/female genders and think they were somehow born in the wrong body?

>>69624044
he's not pretending anything. He's Creating. you can't see it. fair enough, maybe watch a few more times

>>69624026
Thanks mate x

>>69623931
That's paki behaviour lad.

what did he mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tt-dxwLWmU

>>69624059
>i don't get it so i.ll just make something up

classic yank move

>>69624086
>HE'S CREATING RETARDED
oh okay lad. you sure convinced me that he's not just a spastic nigger comedian whose entire rapping style consists of two-line setup and punchline shit.

>>69623792
God, American music is shit.

>>69623930
*lets you go*
haha

>>69624060
worse than your mother

could never do a LOTM Tbh

couldn't freestyle to save my life

No Brit will openly admit it but America is superior and everyone itt would move there tomorrow if they could

>>69624129
He's a complete poser
Everything he does as an "artist" is worthy of a hatpost irl

>>69624147
>being this salty about being behind the trend

its not too late lad, you can still look cool if you give up now

>>69624084
they seem pretty reasonable in regards to gender, all but a handful anyway
they understand that they're male and want to become female, everything that may or may not exist inbetween is irrelevant

You reckon chicken connoisseur has goofed it with his latest offering?

>sucking up to a confirmed nonce
>deleting any comments which criticise him or his nonce guest
>previously snubbed fans on the street

Guy is a desperate wank and has been exposed.

>>69624186
>No Brit will openly admit
inly bit you got right sheedo my good mate

>>69624193
>doesn't deny any of it
That's what I thought. Know your place.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34cVkL6zCE

>>69624026
U2 are like Metallica
Amazing once upon a time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcP4MWABGY

I'm 5'9 and built like a British prisoner of war in Burma

>>69624214
>previously snubbed fans on the street
?

>Mum asks me if I want to watch Taboo tonight
>Respond "I hope you mean the TV show."
>She asks what I mean
>I try to evade her
>She keeps asking
>Eventually admit I found it funny because it has the same name as a famous incest porn film from the 80s
>None of the family have spoken to me since then

Did I fuck up lads?

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>>69624214
He's no Reviewbrah that's for sure

Nobody listens to techno

Trannies are mentally ill and need help

If they are normal then why do they need to chemically change themselves

>>69624192
worked his way up through nothing in 5 fields of entertainment. completely just pretending. such a poser lol

>>69624129
we're just not that big on the song, no need to be prepared to suck him off

>>69624249
same

have a decent face though

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>>69624186
foy

>>69624249
*whistles*

unironically have the CEO of Barratt Homes on my phone

never spoken to him but I've got a meeting with him in February

>>69624262
One of his videos has him turning away from a fan who recognises him and basically telling him to fuck off.

>>69624306
pics

>>69624248
Great taste mate, such good music.

I don't mind their newer stuff either though, like Ordinary Love etc but you're right, can't beat the old stuff.

>>69624277
That's the first thing that came to mind when I read the first line kek

>>69624306
Me too thank fuck

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Want a Boys anti-tank rifle lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJD0pZp4eQ

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>>69624338

>>69624304
baa sheepy

>>69624186
lived there. had some good bits, had some bad bits. can objectively say it isn't superior though.

>>69624335
kmt that was bossman from the job centre senpai

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favourite simspsons episode lads?

>>69623953
they had a toned-down version of them but no actual dediacted kabab places like in the UK/Europe

what do Ozbros think of courtney barnett?

>>69624338
nah

look a bit like a blonde jake gyllenhaal though

>>69624387
That's not the encounter I'm talking about.

>>69624388
too many to choose from

finna cop this tho senpai

https://www.barratthomes.co.uk/new-homes/kent/H612901-Martello-Lakes/plot-3/

>>69624294
you're a sheep and obviously not smart enough to understand, nothing personal

>>69624381
solid chin on that lad

>>69624389
anyway go get yourself a zaytoon some day

Have a great body and a decent face and great hair. Do have a gf of 3 years also tho. Those 3 things were pretty important

>>69624388
the one where lisa meets lady gaga

what do i buy now that 3 in 1 amber leaf isnt sold?

>>69624489
10g amber leaf

>>69624388
It's impossible to pick one

>>69624388
who killed mr burns part one

>>69624388
episode 300 with tony hawk

just whacked a deposit down on this bastard

https://www.barratthomes.co.uk/new-homes/greater-london/h462901-Hampstead-Reach/

feel lightheaded and unsteady on my feet most of the time now

>>69624514
DEN GRAMS?

AMBER LEAVE?!

>>69624388
the one where Mio, Mugi, Ritsu and Yui go on a school trip to Kyoto

>>69624535
underage ban

PRETTY GREEN EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Pint glass?

>>69624183
it's not off the top of your head you plum

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>feel lightheaded and unsteady on my feet most of the time now

>>69624560
sit down then lmao

>>69624575
trolled

>>69624601
yes it is you clown

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>I'm proud to be English but just refer to myself as British, proud to be English and British equally.

>>69624584
MY BROWN EYED GIRL

what shall i buy for dinner from co-op?

>>69624560
Start exercising. I had the same problem.

>leaf still pedalling his shit pint glass """gimmick"""

>>69624687
bleach

*takes the virgin train*

>>69624687
Poo >>69624695
sandwich

Britain second

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>tfw bright green eyes
>tfw ugly as fuck so they're not that impressive

>>69624659
I should have caught the subtle humor but I've taken about 10mg of alprazolam this morning

>>69624721
bit rude

charmaine delarosa

>>69624679

Stirner was a nationalist.

>>69624687
meal deal
pork and stuffing sandwich
seat salt black peppercorn kettle crisps
orange juicy water

post it when youi get back

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>>leaf still pedalling his shit pint glass """gimmick"""

>>69624748
yes you always hear women talk about his green eyes...

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https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5mjoo5/this_is_how_subtle_propaganda_can_be_cbs_news/

this thread is a bit disconcerting lads

>>69624572
this was a good episode

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ah yes the 'ol economy

>>69624813
>reddit

>>69624748
Some grills have a fetish for you rare fucks.

>>69624798
green > blue > hazel > brown
objective fact.

>>69624694

been lifting for a while

>>69624828
We export snowmobiles?

>>69624813
crikey, they've spun that well

>>69624851
yeah

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What went wrong?

>>69624757
that's just me lad that's who am I

>>69624849
stop lifting then

>>69624687
frozen meal deal, custard doughnuts

>>69624676
umm I own physical copies of LOTM 3-7 and I've discussed it with sox irl I think I know more than you sweetie

all the bars are prewritten, they get a few weeks

3 very good wanks today

Whose better lads?

The Rolling Stones or U2?

>>69624949
Rush

>>69624838
>tfw grey

>>69624687
cornetto

>>69624764
nonce

>>69624949
Both are awful. Music wiht guitars in it isn't good as a whole

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£950pcm, Central London

Fucking steal

>>69624949
The rolling stones imo

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>>69624937
have had one wank over the past 5 days after wanking everyday, feel no different

>>69624928
then how did eyez fuck up that badly? choke?

k-on should be illegal

battle rap is gay

all slovenes should be killed

>>69625000
yeah pressure got to his him

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10 mins of battery left on my laptop and I'm not even flinching lads

>>69625135
>>69625135
>>69625135

there is literally nothing wrong with eating frozen meals/microwave dinners as your main diet

the obesity rates stem from what people are eating before and after their dinners, not the dinners themselves

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>>69624813
Start burning down media outlets.

>>69623048
What film