choooooon edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-S9mtYowPY
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkrNgJnWj4g
>>69586552
He lives in Sheffield. I regularly see him at Hillsborough on Saturdays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggWvFgp3KE
>>69586619
>>69586619
forgot this was /mu/ for a second lol!
why do brits chase cheese wheels down-hill?
>>69586685
good post
>>69586687
see>>69586685
>>69586677
have you ever met him
Remember the yank who said Lauren was known for her work rather than being a female figurehead that /pol/ runts can wank to?
Thoughts on my Medieval 2 game?
Playing as Byzantium. The colour key should be pretty self-explanatory. Light grey is rebels, turquoise is unexplored/unknown. Also the Cairo region is now controlled by Spain
Thinking of leaving Egyptian Arabia and the Turk rump state alive as Mongol buffer zones. And following the same strategy with Venice, Hungary and Poland to avoid fighting the >H>R>E. In which case I'd focus on destroying Sicily and taking over North Africa for the next dozen turns
>>69586698
summat to do
get the london look
very much doubt lauren southern has any genuine opinions and isn't just looking for male attention
>>69586685
great post dude XDDD
my sex drive is getting higher lads
https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/815920039706722304
>>69586726
very much doubt any male has any genuine opinions and aren't just looking for female attention
>>69586726
umm..she's a principled libertarian bro...
>>69586685
good post
>>69586608
SHOCK ME AWAKE
TEAR ME APART
PINNNED LIKE NOTE IN A HOSPITAL GOWN
DEEPER ASLEEP
FURTHER DOWN
THE RABBIT HOLE NEVER TO BE FOUND
IT'S ONLY FALLING IN LOVE BECAUSE YOU HIT THE GROUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvSUaCly0VQ
>>69586717
*pisses on this post*
Dont worry lads, nothing of value was lost
>my sex drive is getting higher lads
argentine music edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPtE-XWowHI
>>69586737
>you will never be this furious
are mags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPx3JyZA03k
**does a wank**
>>69586748
apex deano
>there are girls ITT
>there are gaggles of them giggling away at your funny posts
listening to the soundtrack of a game i've never played
>>69586766
dubs confirm how much I'm drunk
>>69586778
HOW IS THAT FEDORABLE YOU FUCKING KEK EVERYONE HAS A SEX DRIVE
thats it i am fucking DONE posting here fuck all yall pussy ass niggas
>>69586717
Best total war by far, only game where I can claim rightful Irish clay
>>69586816
LOL
>>69586748
Another reveting thought from Planet Normie
>>69586748
Cracking chebs on his missus
>>69586800
girl here
could your bost BE any more pathetic
I hanged myself with a cable, there was no pain whatsoever. I just felt a huge pressure on my head, then ringing on my ear and my vision started going crazy and everything went black. I even felt kind of euphoric, like when you are heavily drunk.
Ever since i did that, i realized suicide hanging is completely painless and extremely effective.
refusing to see the gf because I haven't showered in days
:c
>>69586816
>niggas
Rorke
>>69586717
I'd conquer Italy next for that sweet dosh (plus reclaiming Rome). The HRE are shitters, you'll paste them with Varadotai and your heavy cavalry
IN YOUR HEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
IN YOUR HEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD\
ZOMBIEEE
ZOMBIEEEE
>>69586800
now we have to aggressively one up each other to see who can get them to laugh more and then one of us will take it way too far and do some creepy jokes and the girls will shuffle away and drink with the big black guys
got shot today lads
willies
Lauren T B H
meet
rick flare
self made millionaire
>>69586833
>>69586839
t. ghost
fedorable is a funny word
>>69586748
lanklets btfo
>>69586881
She's going to be grim in 5-10 years time.
21 and already looks like shes pushing 35
>>69586868
UNABLE TO FABRICATE
girl here
>>69586872
>>69586881
outstanding barm cakes tbf
>>69586877
convinced women are involved in a world wide conspiracy to make my dick hard by wearing leggigns
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>omg, anon's posts tonight are SO FUNNY!
Got called a racist in Central London Mosque earlier today lads
>>69586933
lol
>She's going to be grim in 5-10 years time.
>21 and already looks like shes pushing 35
>>69586862
Interesting
Will the other Catholic nations flip the fuck out if I take Rome?
>>69586932
if anime leggings make your dick hard you should seek professional help
>>69586952
Hat me again and I will slash you up, pussy
might do a run naked backwards through a field of dicks
>>69586673
>hairy arms
this is why traps are best
>>69586881
4/10 spooky face
6/10 barn cakes
>>69586881
Don't find her attractive, even as a 27 year old KV. Decent chest on her though.
Got called a ponce when I ordered my flat white and sourdough pastie in Greggs today lads
>>69586933
r-rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-Py8qpE-Q
>>69586939
1,2,4,3
>Hat me again and I will slash you up, pussy
>>69586939
me in the laptop
>>69586994
Tell us what happened lad
>>69586963
relations will take a bit of a hit, but not that much
you'll be fine
got called a sharter in walmart
>>69586748
>>69586881
I don't understand these sorts of people. Who are they exactly and where did they come from?
Are they ex chavs?
reading the diary of the 12 year who killed herself. she was sleeping on a "bed" that was a mattress on the floor with pipes leaking on it and her room had a hole in the floor. mother is in debt no job taking pills, the electricity will go in 2 weeks, and all you have for recreation are cheap 2 dollar headphones and a bb gun, no going out unless you get all A's, in a school where everybody taunts you. both your parents are crackheads and your step father only left your mother while at the same time calling you an ugly dumb whore.
very sad
>>69586994
saw some french tourists in greggs the other day
they seem to think it was the most amazing thing, they were taking selfies and ordering tons of shit
>>69586983
don't have a reaction image worthy enough for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU1_rHRXlkI
banger from 2002
>>69586968
ah yes, surely it is the image on the leggings that activates a sexual urge.
surely it could never be the actual shape of the female leg, not the imagination of feeling the leg through such fabric, of course not
ah yes
>>69586952 (You)
Shan't be responding directly to this post, thank you very much.
>>69587041
Northern culture spreading worldwide
manager at my job is getting a new, much less shit job and he said i was a direct inspiration for him getting it
im so alpha that im inspiring men twice my age to do things
some day these girls will see how great i am..... *runs index finger across his blade*
>>69587067
cocked hat one up didn't you
me
>tfw no Kikuhime
>>69587038
she seems smart
is this real?
pretty sad desu then, would unironically adopt
>>69587038
Wait, they were trash class scum yet expected her to get straight A's?
>>69587000
Piss off fitizen
>>69587048
looks like a skinny peter jackson
non-normies out
>>69586800
If they don't have a perfect fanny slit, I want them to know that their roasties are disgusting
>>69587081
*socks you*
>>69586939
3 unironically looks like the devil and/or jewish
>>69587081
>im so alpha that im inspiring men twice my age to do things
Your life is so pathetic you made someone already entrenched in their job rethink their choices.
>>69587021
Is that what happens when you don't join in the chant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wzgZt9UUlo
>>69587107
*pulls your trousers down and starts slurping on your willy*
>>69586868
Did you tip the shooter?
>>69587085
YEah, I did. Ah well, shit happens.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg
>""""DEPRESSED""""" men BTFO
>>69586826
>>69586826
>only game where I can claim rightful Irish clay
you can do that in barbarian invasion as the celts, and play as ireland in med 1: viking invasion expansion
Holly
is there a website for getting married to people for tax incentives?
>>69587041
Genuinely have no idea what greggs is. And my irl name is Grégory. Explain it to me s'il te plaît.
>>69587175
Good post
>>69587175
i'd let her poo in my mouth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223579849233661953/267075757950500864/pbs_twimg_com_media_C1hdmesUsAA3.jpg
wew
just found out hitler was australian
fuckin hell
>>69587171
not watching that
>>69587038
she could have solved the cold mattress problem by moving the mattress to be fair
>>69587212
is this real
>>69587162
yeah gave him $5, it would be rude not to
>>69587199
It's a shitty baked goods chain/cafe
>>69587175
thanks doc
>>69587211
lol
>>69587038
I saw that video of her hanging herself, seemed to go pretty quick 2bh
>>69587101
Yeah, her name was Katelyn Nichole Davis
Anyone got any fit gyaldem?
>>69587248
excellent post
what is love?
>Genuinely have no idea what greggs is
>tfw no watery greggs hot chocolate to sip right now
doing a cycle
>>69587199
its a bakery chain
>>69587264
cute
link the diary
>>69587038
Article? What are you on about?
Had a Greggs Mexican chicken oval with a pot of winter vegetable soup for dinner today ;)
>>69587281
>tfw get free-vend watery hot chocolate from work that tastes like the Greggs stuff
>>69587288
I smell a trap
>open up rightmove.co.uk
>No Internet Connection
Ah yes the North
I want to have 3 children
>>69587038
it's fake lol
>>69587326
perfection tbqh
What do you lads order from Greggs
>cappuccino
>steakbake
>pizza slice or sausage roll
>possibly an iced doughnut for puds
very bored
not entirely sure what to do about it
How can anyone be so fit and look like this? As blobby mess, I don't understand.
>>69587375
cornetto
>>69587375
nothing because I'm not a poortherner scum
lads
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-63887468.html
>>69587259
only have the archive link
https://archive.is/aRctt
>>69587375
>steakbake
>cheese & bean slice/ pulled pork roll
>hot chocco
>>69587375
hot choc
pizza slice
this square iced cake thingy
>>69587389
giving handjobs to his fraternity brothers
>>69587398
Looks cosy, can't wait to see the rest of the house
>be a suggestable 12 year old girl
>think its edgy and cool to kill yourself
>talk about it on /cgl/
>dozens of nerds goad you on
>"do it fagget, make sure to live stream it lol kek"
>kill yourself on facebook
Ah yes, an extremely late flight ruining my plan of taking a train back home. What a fool I was to trust either an Irish airline or British public transport.
My options are a £100 uber ride home or a night at the airport with a £7 train ride in the morning lads.
Which one should I pick?
>>69587398
>LONDON
>>69587431
Ah yes, the north.
>>69587326
https://youtu.be/peLXmKePK-Q?t=17s
>Tescos
>>69587311
12 year old yank hanged herself and live streamed it
http://www.dreamindemon.com/cache/katelyn-nichole-davis-12-livestreamed-suicide-hanging.html
apparently her real dad rejected her and her stepdad was beating and raping her
>>69587326
what a sexy little bitch. someday she will be mine. some day :3...
*licks his katana*
not heard this in years lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
>>69587437
stre.am
>>69587297
>its a bakery chain
And brit to top it all. I respect you, I truly do but when it comes to food... I weep.
might hang meself
>>69587443
I use Ryanair all the time you retard, they're almost always on time.
>>69587443
7 shekel train
that way you've got an entire night to get drunk and wander around getting into wacky situations
Me dad almost died today
Good times
>>69587474
hot
Remember the banter when the north got flooded
wank, poo
diddely, doo
>>69587466
>>69587491
Fuck off frog
>>69587474
got a link to the video fella?
>>69587498
Well this was my first and last time and they were 50 minutes late.
https://youtu.be/HpPUUWp5sO4
>>69587466
gotta have 2 greggs on the same street
>>69587402
It's on miscopy.com
>>69587498
Flew Ryanair to Dublin the other week and it was delayed 2hrs 20 mins for a 40 minute flight baka
>>69587474
>12 year old being raped
erm, no bigot, children as young as 2 can make the decision to be in a relationship, try again xx
>looking through greggs menu online
>tummy immediately rumbles
would fucking SLAUGHTER a sausage roll right now lads
>>69587474
Fucking Christ
>>69587443
Why don't you have someone pick you up?
Mother, father, sibling, friend?
>>69587501
hes going to get blackout drunk end up in australia when he wakes up
>>69587547
In their defence it was minus twenty at departure and the cargo hold froze shut kek.
>>69587596
not giving you mine lol x
>>69587564
lifes abit shit intit
What we drinking tonight boys(and girls if you're here)
>>69587608
>7 dollar train
>in australia
lad
Have never been to Greggs lads
Ama
>>69587560
>>69587626
tea :)
>>69587636
I haven't either
Ama
>>69587636
how do planes work?
>>69587636
>>69587658
u gay?
>>69587636
>>69587658
We'll go to one when you come over for the /brit/ meetup
>>69587539
In the village next to mine, there is a small english community. You should see the light in their eyes, how happy they are in our markets, in our cafés. Monségur, look it up. Come home, french rape baby.
>>69587560
oh my days
It really is mental to think that in our lifetime paedos will be considered as normal as faggots are by "progressive" people
please support my youtube channel lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Q9GWZuEOU
bakker bart > greggs
raining out
>>69587669
I would actually really like that!
Waitrose is more upscale than Tesco, correct?
what's something that always cheers you up?
Been a while since I've seen cheryl on /brit/
>>69587626
Kopparberg Strawberry-Lime
>>69587560
I'd rather wash dishes as a part time job than do that
Rotherberg: ah yes fantastic piece of art! $500 million for that one!
huddling under my bed sheets because it's cold out :x
>>69587542
it's on bestgore
>>69587705
correct
>there are people who drop a fiver on pret e minger intead of £1.50 at greggs that tastes better
HOWLING at the so called ""middle class""
going to wank over facial videos imagining that i'm the girl, there's a really good one on /gif/ right now
>>69587626
san pellegrino
Blows my mind that Brits take weekend trips to Spain
>>69587677
Nom de dieu, I'm getting dubs on dubs tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e34Skc_I37U
might as well make Lafayette profit from it.
>>69587636
If offices fires brought caused 3 skyscrapers to collapse into themselves on 9/11 why don't they just set fire to buildings instead of rigging them with dynamite for demolition?
>>69587706
hangings
>>69587683
what a fuckin nerd
>>69587707
Coalburner
bonjour mon amis
>>69587560
>>69587706
Hockey which is on tonight at 730 ET
>>69587660
I just ask my pastry chef no idea what the cost is.
>>69587734
it better be lemon yank
Favourite Spice Girl?
ngl always fancied a bit of posh haha
>>69587658
>>69587636
sois maricones?
>>69587707
I had forgotten just how gorgeous she was
>>69587740
went for a long weekend in munich last year
>>69587763
bad filename
>>69587753
fuck off
>>69587715
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANA8SI_KvqI
>>69587787
Cost?
>>69587719
*tucks you in super tight*
>>69587779
bonjour mon amis
>>69587706
laughing
what's something that always makes you laugh?
>>69587755
die
>>69587560
>wageslaves
>>69587560
Thats so depressing but funny at the same time
>>69587809
but I need my head to be under the covers too :/
>>69587807
why is he shouting :/
>>69587706
/brit/
:(
>>69587827
this gif
>>69587808
cant remember exactly but it was under £100 for flights. would have been cheaper if we booked sooner. free champagne on the flight too. was based.
hostel was nice and reasonably priced.
The best one though. x
>>69587719
put your dressing gown on
>>69587719
The last cries of a dying species
This is what I've seen, especially for women.
>young girls, prudish, 12-14 don't really do anything
>secondary school girls 15-18 only date chad basically, find their first loves, get either emotionally damaged forever or marry this guy. At least at this point there's tons of first experiences, hope for the future, dreams
>College girls 18-21, fuck anything that walks, slut phase, party and drink all the time, again emotionally damaging themselves. After college women are literally useless.
>21+ find a beta to marry and get fat, or work their lives away stressing their looks out at a worthless job
>Some stay decently fit and kind of hot, but are losing their looks rapidly. There's exceptions, there's some hot 40-year-olds don't get me wrong but generally this is the start of the decline
I'm 21 and I feel like the youthful attitude I had, the hope for the future, the new experiences are all gone completely. There's nothing left in life but a repeat of a repeat. I'm ready to die, I'm not even suicidal but I could just die tomorrow and be fine because nothing is that exciting anymore.
For men, it's pretty much the same at least for life experiences and shit. Yeah, older guys can fuck younger women if they're rich. But nothing is exciting anymore, it's like if you win too much at life it gets boring. And eventually even betas get laid a few times over.
>>69587864
be my gf
Did you lads know that lots of Walmarts have a McDonalds inside them?
>>69587827
lynchings
>>69587748
probably so the collapsing buildings don't destroy a 20 acre wide area and create a toxic pile that burns for 99 days
>>69587827
>>69587905
nonce
very big fan of the gentrification in London
Birmingham meetup when
>>69587740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHM94Wg92T0
>cant remember exactly but it was under £100 for flights. would have been cheaper if we booked sooner. free champagne on the flight too. was based.
>hostel was nice and reasonably priced.
>>69587706
My dogs . They just come up to me wanting love, hard not to lighten up
making some concept art for a visual novel I'm releasing soon
need some character ideas
>>69587906
Alri
>>69587947
Kek
>>69587907
sore throat is killing me lads
>>69587905
>anecdotal evidence confirmed on some beta echo chamber like /r9k/
shut up you bender
What's the verdict then?
>>69587956
me in the tie
>>69587979
Didn't mean to tag that. Should lay of the Rum and post online
need some tips on how to clean out the nostrils
>>69588030
Use your fingers
>Kek
>>69587956
protagonist like this maybe? with a powerful stride and determined look on his face
WTF happened to her?
>>69588024
does he have an erection
>>69588019
: /
>>69588021
>backend
wat de fuk
>>69588030
saline solution
pour a bit of salt in some water, stir it about and snort it
>tfw i did the halifax police timestamp image in /agdg/ just to stir the shit because i had an incident card from when i lost my id and it was turned in to the police
>tfw the runts are dancing to my tune
>>69588058
who?
>>69588058
Blacked
>>69588069
:-/
>>69587979
Been to school with a couple of english qts, actually, and a couple of lads. They like it here, because our countryside is better, that's all. Come home, Guyenne man
>cant remember exactly but it was under £100 for flights. would have been cheaper if we booked sooner. free champagne on the flight too. was based.
>hostel was nice and reasonably priced.
>>69588013
BAZINGA
Everyone treats Cheryl Cole like the peoples princess and forgets she beat up a toilet attendant in a nightclub
>>69588024
reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69588057
LITERALLY me
Diversity is good :-)
>>69588070
wtf
will amerishoots ever learn
>>69588074
I'll put my cock up your backend if you don't shut up
>>69588058
too much spag bol
ahhhhh, just like that
>>69588020
>Should lay of the Rum
Of course not. What rum btw? Mount gay?
>>69588110
>she beat up a toilet attendant in a nightclub
>peoples princess
don't seem incongruous 2bh
>>69588120
the whole contest should be banned. surprised leftists want to take part. they're supposed to be against the whole structure not just trying to change it for their own ends.
>>69588144
Rum is the Arabic word for Rome
>>69588120
>muh bleached blonde barbie whores
ah yes, the /pol/ standard of beauty
>>69588120
literally looks like a baboon not even being racist, she's got the same face as one
>>69588164
london
>>69588153
EXCELLENT post
What was the best movie of 2016?
jelly tots> fruit pastels
right?
>>69588187
always
cheryl is hot but her arse tattoo is the worst thing I've ever seen
>>69588007
good post
>>69588195
Rogue One
>>69588178
>ah yes, the /pol/ standard of beauty
>>69588175
If I could go back in time, I would do it only to put a bullet in Jacques Cartier's skull.
>>69588175
HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME
>>69588195
American honey
>>69588189
lad having a cheeky look in the background
>>69588183
woah racest 0_o
>>69588195
Shrek IV
I really think cherylposting needs to be a thing again and needs to spread on int
>>69588195
Hail, Caesar!
>>69588229
This. Generally all tattoos are bad but that one is off the scale awful
I used to wank over cheryl back in the day
die antwoord were unironically good before they were called die antwoord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMjLp0A6MeU
>>69588294
hideous nigger
>>69588246
:^^)
>>69588294
2,1,3
>>69588175
No, Rüm , was the word
>>69588294
not an attractive one in the bunch, shan't be going to helsinki
>>69588316
genuinely used to think she was the most beautiful woman in the world in her x factor days
>>69588195
interstellar
>>69588335
ratings out of 10 yeah
>>69588294
cringing
>>69588294
The fucking state of modern women
Even traps are more attractive than them these days (until you see their dick)
>>69588357
same
she isn't really though now I think about it
>>69588195
mad max
>>69588153
>>69588189
Cheryl Coal
>>69588183
she just has a huge fucking nose. like bigger than the usual for a black person
>>69588350
:)(
>>69588195
Hardcore Henry
i'm dead and crying inside