/brit/

London is the capital city-full of wealth, culture, importance. Ask anybody around the world to name a UK city-they'll say London. It's the financial centre of the world, and the UK, an economic powerhouse. It's also the most diverse city in the UK. Coincidence? I think not.

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'phie

>>69584165
Shut up about your fucking cities

bring back the grammar schools

>>69584165
doesn't make it good to live in

t. lived there for 20 years

>>69584165
it wont be soon lol

>>69584142
mine had fewer windows

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>London is the capital city-full of wealth, culture, importance. Ask anybody around the world to name a UK city-they'll say London. It's the financial centre of the world, and the UK, an economic powerhouse. It's also the most diverse city in the UK. Coincidence? I think not.

1. 70% of the people I see in London are white. 95% in the centre

2. The whites in London are actually civilised, cultured and intelligent unlike the rest of Britain

3. Why would I want to live in a "white town/city" when in Britain, it means literally being surrounded by ultraviolent chavs (see: Liverpool, etc)

Feel quite sad for lads that aren't rich enough to live in London

Lived in Shoreditch for a while and it was great, could commute to my job in CW easily and at night I had some of the best nightlife going in the city

Really miss living there desu

just woke up, still feel like shite

considering going out and getting spasticated alone in some dingy pub

https://www.indy100.com/article/british-swear-words-ranked-ofcom-7340446

London is shit if youre on 30k pa or less. case closed. Doesnt matter if youre a rasheed or a rorke or whatever the fuck its a garbage city unless you've got the money to enjoy it

LOVING LIFE IN THE COTSWOLDS, LADS.

SURROUNDED BY UNTOUCHED COUNTRYSIDE.

JUST A 30 MIN COMMUTE TO WORK, NOT TOO BAD.

IMAGINE LIVING IN LONDON.

I COULDN'T, COULD YOU?

LONDON LONDON LONDON RULES YOUR LIVING ABODE DROOLS

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>why yes my city is 99% third world
>but at least 1% of it is super rich foreign bankers
the absolute state

If you don't live in or near London then I don't even consider you as human

You are filth, shit beneath my shoe

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>mfw I learned Amerifats pronounce 'buoy' boo-ee

Poortherners literally scrambling over one another to use the 56k modem computer in their halfway house to make a post about London

The North is like a classic steam train chugging through the hills, London is like a shitty Indian train with thousands of Pajeets clinging to the side, a constant stream of shit coming off the back of it.

Look at the tripe that Amir Rasheed has to make up just to delude himself into thinking wherever he lives is an okay place. Sad!

>>69584288

>why yes 99% of the countryside is full of stupid farmers
>But 1% are intelligent people of colour so it's ok
The absolute state

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>sadiq. sadiq. dey takin bloody piss out ov london again.

>bastids! yoo post sumting bout bastid norvners.

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t. london

Doing a PhD in multicultural london english
https://youtu.be/YUDKdbxP-HM?t=5m

what's a comprehensive school?

always amazes me how out of touch londoners are with the rest of the country

London is a luxury 2017 Mercedes E-Class

Rest of Britain is a shitty 2003 Nissan Micra with no MOT or insurance

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>>69584247
*looks at violent crime rates for London compared to the rest of the country*

*ponders this post again*

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>70% of the people I see in London are white. 95% in the centre

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>>69584344
The north is a hand car

London is a supersonic jet

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MY FACE WHEN YOU ARE GAY LMFAO

>>69584406
it's really thorough in its teaching

WHY DO ALL LONDONERS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO LIVES OUTSIDE OF LONDON IS A NORTHERNER?

THEY REALLY NEED TO STEP UP THE CITIZENSHIP THEM FOREIGNERS NEED TO PASS FOR A VISA IMHO

>A muslim mayor

How is any white person ok with this?

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Reminder to always wash after you shake hands with a Northerner/provincial

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>>69584362

london is great you weirdos

Wish I was castrated as a child

The north is a Barratt new build
The south is a luxury mansion

>>69584482
Do you actually think this in real life

hating london isn't a north v south thing

everybody agrees london is a shithole, no matter if they're from the north or the rest of the south
everybody except londonsheeds that is

Imagine being so jealous of lads on /Brit/ that are able to live happily and comfortably in London that you spend every waking hour on your hostel's computer shitposting about it, tears and snot running down your face

Occasionally you might do a post about the janitor "doing it for free." The irony is lost on you.

Imagine raising your innocent young, white daughter in the islamic state of london.

I couldn't, could you?

Need a depressed ginger yank gf post haste

https://youtu.be/EFH746N-Ys4?t=5m7s

The north is 2 taps

The south is 1 combined luxury tap with a nice marble sink

>>69584482
erm because us londoners aren't bloody racist and are accepting of vibrant and enriching third worlders?

>>69584489
got to wash off that unclean Kafir before heading back to london eh ahmed

Cant tell what's more pathetic:

poorfag northerners sipping cider wishing they had it big in London

or white londoners pretending london isnt filled to the brim with nonwhites

the "90% of people i see in the City are white" guy is so autistic.

THOSE ARE FUCKING TOURISTS AND BANKERS YOU WANKER

>>69584360
Worst thing is they brag about contributing the most, paying for everyone else to live in the safe, peaceful, white english countryside. But at least they get to call you rorkes and runts.

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>this choir qt

>>69584502
It's the people that make it shit.

HAHAHA CAPITAL LETTERS

southwest > scotland > wales > the north > midlands >>> london > southeast

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first for being a scottish gayboy

I love how ultimately every political party will, given enough time, campaign exactly against any of its positions.

>>69584489

the majority of londoners quite literally wipe their arse with their fingers

>live in the North
>wake up to ALLAHUUU AKH- (power cuts out because the north is shit)

>>69584142
i can smell asbestos

smells comfy

Ok let's assume northern 'cities' are better than London. Why does no one visit them? Why isn't their tourism higher? It simply makes no sense.

>>69584567
In two of your major cities 50% of the population is chinkies and 50% is condos and the other is literally a French colony so pipe down Billy big bollocks

>>69584567
the most pathetic is that canadian lad

>>69584406
kind of like a school, but more comprehensiver

>>69584590
this

>>69584530

It's child abuse to send your white child to a school full of coons

Imagine being so jealous of lads on /Brit/ that are able to live happily and comfortably in white Britain that you spend every ounce of of your Lyca data shitposting about it, tears and snot running down your face

Occasionally you might do a post about the janitor "doing it for free." The irony is lost on you.

>>69584634
Is Magaluf the best part of Spain?

Love visiting London but I would never move there desu. My friends who did move are depressed and can only afford to live in house shares despite having decently paid grad jobs.

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what did they mean by this

>>69584489
fuck off im not that greasy

ey up love just popping down to grimsby arcade

It's threads like this that make me realise that Londoner's banter is as fucking awful as the Leaf's.

The north is so shit that Muslims probably improve the area

>>69584247
>Liverpool

Come here la, I'll prove your point yu fuckin point for ye

>>69584691
Actual truth

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>>69584482

>>69584725
muslims don't understand the concept of banter

London anons, what's the area around Tower Bridge like? If I work there, what's the best place to live that's within an easy commute? Accidentally gone and got a job interview, my life of semi NEETdom might be coming to an end :S

WHEN O WHEN will Newark-on-Trent be upgraded to an Alpha ++ city

It's long overdue

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>>69584695

>pray

The Lyca meme makes me howl every time

1-7 sleep

8-0 wank

trips ice cream and wank

London here ama

>>69584701
gimsby's lovely this time of year

>>69584701
>ey up
>grimsby
fucking southern poof

learn your dialects you joey

>>69584701
Ey up duck, t get t us t some t bread t on t wayback will ya

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>b-but we av no mosks! Fak off moamed!

>>69584775
girl?

ey up love just gonna build my house on the ol' flood plains

>>69584567
>Cant tell what's more pathetic
It's JFs trying to get in on the English regional banter and acting as if they understand it.

Now fuck off.

God's Country

>>69584797
Ye

>>69584806
did a train through somerset when it was all flooded few years back
bit mental was just miles of water

>>69584831
pls b in london

put kettle on

>>69584596
COLONISED

>>69584792
ah yes, british women

Livin la vida Lyca

>>69584421
ones driven by a paki drug dealer and the other is driven by kev down the road who has a fit sister? I see your point la, who the chuff would pick London

>>69584860
Just told you I am

>>69584872
don't let the steam go over your face because it hurts

I love living in the Cotswolds

No ISIS here!

Not even a brown man! when one does enter the village (once every couple of years), everyone calls each other and talks about it...because it's such a rare sight!

>>69584757
You won't be able to live anywhere near there. You'll have to live somewhere like mitcham which is probably 25 minutes by tube

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anime

LYCADON

>>69584840
Still kind of amazes me that 9/11 actually happened

>>69584840
all dem bone fragments, best kek of the night

m8s 30th later this afternoon lads. wearing a floral shirt and chino shorts. it's going to be 37 fucking degrees today

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>>69584771
LIVIN LA VIDA LYCA

stella cox is fucking retarded

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Reminder

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the north

No better place in England for a man in the prime of his life to live than the Cotswol-zzzzzzzz
*puts on slippers*
*enters claims pension*

>>69584938
Alri grandpa

Imaging living in a city where English isn't the first language. Imagine that city being in England.

I couldn't, could you?

>>69584915
Imagine if /pol/ had existed when it happened.

there is literally nothing wrong with saying ey up or t'

>>69584901
I had a quick browse on Spare Room and found some flats around that area for ~£150p/w, bills included. Much more than I've ever spent on rent before, but still easily affordable with the salary I'm going for (£25k, rising to £31k in a couple of years).

Housing choices in London for people on an average income:

>Live in a nice area but in a cramped house share
>Rent your own flat or small terraced house in an OK area and have no money at all to spend on anything else
>Rent your own flat or small terraced house in a shit area full of mosques and pakis

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the south

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london

>>69585002
D-delete this!

Flats in London are a million pound a day! The local village shaman told me!

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the gf

All of British history comes from either the South/London

>>69585002
>flat share
Fairy nuff

goin up TUT shop, you lads want owt?

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York

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the norf

>>69584962
It's brilliant, close to Bristol and Bath.

Both decent nights out

And Chelts

>>69584940

love her work

>>69585000
It's better than saying "inshallah" or "innit bruv"

>>69584142
The hell is a comprehensive school?

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IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Which bike? This one,

>>69585066
um no it doesn't sweetie x

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>>69584873
I love my bf so much. I love his English accent. I feel so lucky he makes me feel safe.

>>69585105
Bristol and Bath have never been used in the same sentence as decent night out. Try Manchester.

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>>69584165

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typical northerner

>>69585125
It's where you go to get a REAL education from the school of life.

>>69584988

/b/ was crazy that day, i remember it well

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or this one?

When Pakistanis first arrived in the North, they were surprised by the lack of infrastructure, electricity and basic sanitation

>>69585171
wow look at all that culture

Everyone in this thread lives literally no more than 2 hours away from each other.

>tfw I live in York, the best city in London
No need to be jealous lads you can all visit.

>>69585151
why are you acting like a woman? thought you loved men.

>>69585124
thou's a goodun

Lads what do you do when youre angry and wanna cry and sleep and don't want to live anymore and you want to dump your useless gf who you haven't seen for a month but you know you won't get any better what do you do lads I want to die bad

>>69585201
I live 2 hours from the nearest motorway

>>69585105
Looool do me a favour senpai

>ah yes generic student club #3526 what a wild night!

>chelts

Do one you fucking poofter

>>69585066
Like Captain Cook?

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>>69585197

>>69585175
Oh, right. Does a school of life offer university level degrees?

>>69585202
>York, the best city in London
What did he mean by this?

>>69585235
Ol' 'cide

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Is the yank arsenal fan here

>>69585274
It feels like an option

>>69585250
t. never visited Bristol

k

>>69585194
4chan launched in 2003 you lying little toerag

>>69585078
Got some mates from school and uni down there, I'd probably get in touch with them and see if they want to get a flatshare. Don't really fancy sharing with a group of random 'young professionals' though, that would be a VERY depressing state of affairs.

>>69585235
FONT
she is cucking you btw

hate crime confirmed

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ah yes british men

>>69585301
Your life isn't as shit as you believe it is

doing a think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

Who's cock do I have to suck to get a mouthful of cum around here?

>>69585250
hmmm

i doubt you have been to bristol

>>69585265
Yeah I got my BA there, it was a joint honours in Slag and Chav Studies

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>>69585297
Negative

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>>69585136
The bike I planned on getting back when I still wanted to pass my bike license. Then I passed my driver's license and realised it's better to have some steel around oneself on the road.

>>69585265
no it offers life level degrees

police murder bloke for no reason, but don't worry he's pretty vain and brown so he can't be a good person. oh also, we chucked a gun in his car at some point in case people aren't convinced

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/family-man-shot-dead-police-join-mp-appeal-calm-protests/

>>69585297
average london family

>>69585151
if hes not a NORTHERN BROTHER im going to cut your face

>>69585363
>annie and cara broke up because cara slept with he who walks

>>69585309
Went to uni there for 3 years so you can suck my left one pal

Clubs are fucking dead
No sweatboxes, just generic shite that all play the same guff

>>69585297
>Ozil's sister is literally him with longer hair

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffRrZz6A5T0

choon

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ey up i'm from yoorkshire ya know
allah's own county

>>69585363
having a lelkek at this

>>69585347
Are you going for a doctorate?
>>69585355
But doesn't East London offer those for free?

>>69585377
It's like you can't even read.

>>69585377
Definitely going to shed a tear over this

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>police murder bloke for no reason, but don't worry he's pretty vain and brown so he can't be a good person. oh also, we chucked a gun in his car at some point in case people aren't convinced

londoners consider anywhere with more than 50% whites third world

who needs happiness when you have white cider, r-right lads?

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg23331074-500-computer-uses-facial-cues-to-spot-if-people-have-autism/

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name a better county
ill wait

>>69585484
This is unironically true and unique to British cities/large towns

>>69585484
name an area full of shitskins that is also first world

Northerners consider anyone with an indoor toilet "rich"

>>69585571
france
US

>>69585136
W800 la
Better bang for buck overall
Triumph is awesome but also more expensive, less practical, and more pretentious overall

>>69585571

singapore

And on the 4th day, Allah created Northern England

>>69585447
they are free everywhere lad

>>69585517
The one below it

fuck dry january. people wont go out tomorrow because of this shit, and why? to save a couple quid? the fuckers will just spend whatever they saved on booze next month anyway

>>69585400
pryzm isnt the only club in bristol mate.

>>69585594
ah yes *gets in truck*

>>69585603
>chinks
>shitskins

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made it to 24 hours without a smoke lads

Going to bed now.

Enjoy the smog london faggots

Alzheimers soon hahahaha

>>69585517
the one above it

>>69585517
devon

Had a dream I won a marathon in Thailand

Got a green 1st place ribbon

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I wonder...

>>69585641
its because of the islamification of the uk, fuelled by londoners

>>69585698
YOU
JUST
KNOW

>>69585698
will it blend?

imagine only having an undergrad

mental

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

>>69585637
(You)

>>69585664
kys

>>69585672
urm
err
drown in cider or something

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>london

>>69585769
the dark fire will not avail you
FLAME OF UNUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqDN8navQXg
drum and bass

>>69585729
i didn't choose an meme degree so an undergrad is all i need

>>69585729
this desu >>69585801

>be American
>wake up at 5AM because my commute is 2.5 hours and I need to gobble up some Sugarflakes™ before I leave
>at least I have my radio™ to entertain me on the way there
>my favorite morning show, "Earwax and Buttslap in the morning on WTYQSSIOPRKER 103.9 FM sponsored by Audible™ and Stitcher™, Sticher - never miss an episode™" is on
>30 seconds of commercials for every 10 seconds of song. It's ok though they're a business right
>finally get to work, my boss yells at me for being 7 minutes late and says I'll never get my 9 year old daughter back from the child deposit boxtm sponsored by LootCrate™ - what was your loot today?™at this rate
>another wave of layoffs this year because a streetpooper in India is willing to do my job for $3 a day and free laxatives
>I've been feeling a sharp pain in my chest when I inhale but my $15k/year insurance barely covers cough medicine
>work my usual 10 hour shift, I might be back by 11 today, this is great
>I have 49 minutes to watch TV
>too bad by $70/month Comcast™ subscription only covers daytime telenovelas
>if I want to watch the game I need the $200/month sports package sponsored by ESPN™ - get your game on™
>well hopefully I can play some vidya at least
>console needs to download the daily 3GB update, it's gonna take 19 hours
>fuck it
>just before I got to bed I remember I'll have to ask my boss for the day off on Sunday, I'm running low on "cheese"™ and "veggies"™, sponsored by Monsanto™ - innovation, collaboration, speed™ and I need to buy some
>greatest country™

Is cardiff (/newport) a decent night out

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>>69585779
>Cheshire

REALLY want a drink

>>69585517
yorkshire, now fuck off you fucking jute cunt

I've killed for less cunt

>>69585820
>be britblob
>be obsessed

i like my music the same way i like my coffee

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Important meeting in 20

babestation

>>69585822
its alright. swansea is bettwer

>>69585779
There's no way sussex is 95% white

>>69585828
Wealthy, white and Northern - the GOAT combination.

>tfw Northerner
>pretend to be Londoner

You are my insects, I control the strings here

any good anime this season lads

>>69585863
made by niggers?

>>69585729

I have a masters and only earn 21k

>>69585862
That's just Autismo, don't pay any mind

>>69585863
black

>>69585843
I've liked for less cunt

*likes your comment*

>>69585698
BARKED

just did a really big cum cum

>>69585779
>west mids is 70% white
i call bullshit on this

>>69585209
Im submissive. I absolutely adore men and love being soft and sensitive.

>>69585924
*pays some mind*
dont you FUCKING tell me what to do america kun

>>69585822
cardiff's alright, newport's a shit'ole, swansea's great

>>69585863
just a little bit of whipped cream

i like my women the same way i like my coffee

... i don't like coffee

>>69585960
>like men
>act like a woman

something wrong in your brain mate

Southern West Midlands is the best area of the UK by far and anyone who disagrees is a fucking yank.

>>69585982
bit gay

>>69585982
Ye you like likkle yutes

>>69585801
it's like you hate getting more money and having more career opportunities

>>69585862
>be australian
>pay 200 dollarydoos for some shitty pingers off some lebos
>festival is cancelled

liking girls is gay

eating ice cream

https://twitch.tv/seebotschat

wew

>>69585878
>>69585974
ta
I'll likely be living in one of them for next year. I'll try and get cardiff

fucking state of my life 2bh

might have to bin myself

>>69585883
it is

I like my women the same way I like my enemies

Bleeding, screaming and begging for me to stop

I like my women like I like my gimmicks..

(finish the sentence)

>>69586032
my pay increases whatever i do mate.

>>69585924
How do you keep doing it, are you a mod?

>>69585235
I get drunk and listen to music very loud to get the feels out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvSUaCly0VQ
This one, this whole album along with Lullabies to Paralyze have proven to be very effective. 35cl of rum should do it.

>>69586059
>the midlands is part of the north
ah yes of course

I like my /brit/ how I like my coffee

where does the loan shark glasgow meme come from?

>>69585995
>like men
yeah, i'm not judging you mate
>act like a woman
again, no judgement here, i'm enlightened

happy as a clam lads

>>69586133
glasgae smile

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>>69585995
I'm not a tranny. I just love having a mans arm around me and my heart flutters when he's on top of me

>>69585942
the scientific term is cummies

>>69586090
full of colour

>>69586090
Don't praticularly like this post

*pisses all over it*

Shan't be reading this

>>69586037
delet

>>69586059
>People who shop at Waitrose
Sound pretty comfy 2bh

>>69584142
Fucking grim

How do povvos make it through comprehensive without suiciding?

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>tfw this poorthern conspiracy theorist dickhead banged based Lauren and I'll never even get to sniff her feet

>>69586220
Banter and White Lightning.

>>69586195
>can't spell
>wouldn't know you didn't like it if you hadn't read it

so many things wrong with your post and your life

>>69586090
doing a poo

I GO MISSING
NO LONGER EXIST
ONE DAY
I HOPE
I'M SOMEONE YOU MISS

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>>69586169

relationship goals

>>69586225
>alt-right e-celeb drama

fucking neck yourself

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>I GO MISSING
>NO LONGER EXIST
>ONE DAY
>I HOPE
>I'M SOMEONE YOU MISS

>>69586225
literally who?

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>>69586225
are PJW is a normi

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>>69586225

>>69586225

she's not that fit

>>69586307
You're just mad that yank rock>english rock

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>>can't spell
>>wouldn't know you didn't like it if you hadn't read it

>so many things wrong with your post and your life

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>>tfw this poorthern conspiracy theorist dickhead banged based Lauren and I'll never even get to sniff her feet

>>69586090
overused and beaten to a pulp

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>>69586307
you sure told him

>>69586225
is this what foetal alcohol syndrome looks like

>>69586307
also Johnny Depp is based.

just got crushed by a mainstream meteor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyaeihWbC0U

>tfw too intelligence to pass exam

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>You're just mad that yank rock>english rock

>>69585689
i had a dream i had a g3 battle rifle in a walmart then a burger said it was illeagal and gave me an m16

Babies coughing is cute

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The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms and mass surveillance.

God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgement and punishment. Other sentiments towards them were secondary.

The human organism always worships. First, it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgement of others), next it will be self-aware systems we have built to realise truly omnipresent observation and judgement

The individual desires judgement. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilisation.

>>69586430
fuck off janny

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>using yourself for a meme

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>yank politics

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>>69586415
>>69585689
Had a dream me and the ex made up and said we loved each other

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Lauren Southern looks like a fucking hobo next to Faith, the patricians choice

>>69586411
No amount of hats can protect you from the truth.

>>69586479
>source is rt

imagine my shock

>>69586415
I had a dream I got shot last night. It was weird, I was at a gaff party with mates and suddenly one of them pulled a gun and shot at someone else, but through some freak accident it hit me and grazed the top of my skull
It felt very realistic only without the pain, like I felt the big score and pouring blood across the top of my head as I lay there
couldn't move for a good ten seconds when I woke up as well

>PJW lives in London

how have I not run into him yet ree

what's aisha's new twitter??

>>69586516
Faith looks like a dried up fruit.

>>69586516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCCPlQ7Tv5w

>>69586516
that slag looks haggard mate

you can have her bucket fanny, I'll stick with the lauren

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>tfw no Lauren GF

>>69586516
who the fuck are these people

>>69586589
this desu

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>>69586516
>>69586513

nu
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>>69586608
>>69586608
>>69586608
>>69586608

>>69586528
>>69586589
lefty mick twat, reddit might be more your speed

>>69586552
doubt he goes out much desu, he hates pakis

>>69586430
if that were true, hedonists would not exist. the majority of millenials are hedonists

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>>69586516

Faith is based too. Ultra religious.