/brit/

cara

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bet cara's fanny is fuckin minging

>>69580891
what film is that from again?

young niggas in the compound

uuuuuuuuuOOOOOOO
EEEEEEEEP
OOOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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buses

>>69580846
>>69580890
howling

>>69580940
Backdoor Sluts 9

hurts... just... a little bit....

remember 100 days of ukip
that was a laugh

If banks can lend money they don't have, why can't I pay for things with money I don't have?

>>69580940
Brassed Off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg

>>69580940
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/

Can FEEL myself becoming LAZY again.

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>>69580952

>>69580344
would be cool if they wanted him straight up captured dead or alive. imagine how cool it'd be to be a bounty hunter killing real dangerous bad guys and getting millions

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what did they mean by this

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Behind you

post the absolute total complete bangers lads

I work in a well known high street bank as a manager and earn £20k. Even call center runts earn more than me.

How do I get into the kind of banking that makes me rich and people shout "the bankers the bonuses" at me?

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just be yourself

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Taffy!

Taffy!

Glynn!

We all call him Taffy

>>69581057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bwC1zJE49U

What is your name lads?

My name is unironically Harold

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only took her 2 weeks but ruth replied lads

think i'm in

>>69581073
move to london

high street banks are basically phone shops

>>69581011
Really thinking hard

>>69581080
was taffy the best character in the office?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgx1vb4k-3U

>>69581057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWtZ8fPDeas

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>>69581039
...heh...

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Friday yeah? Next stop, drunkenness

cities are unironically the safest places for cycling

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>doin the betaboy 'male fig leaf' pose

You don't actually stand this way, do you?

>>69581109
she's a boring hog

good puns lad

>>69581035
>muh evil russian hackers!!
literal /pol/ tier conspiracy theory

>>69581057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg

don't know why but i think i'd be really really good at giving girls oral sex. could probably also eat the bum like nobody's business.

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>>69581109

>>69581011
rorkesheed

SAY IT WITH ME

MADAME PRESIDENT

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>>69581149

>>69581154
I do.

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>wikileaks now opposes leaking

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ah yes kpop

>>69581035
>Russia tries to undermine US liberal democratic order by literally exposing how corrupt and contemptible the Democratic party and its candidate are

grr those bloody russians

>>69581057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m9VdVoWWrs

>>69580960
My brother and I used to work at a porn shop. I once called him and asked if they had this and he spent a good three minutes looking.

Another fun story: Some man called and asked if we had a certain porn. We didn't and I said no. Later I realized we had the sequel so I called back and his wife answered the phone. She probably wonders why he got a call from a movie store known for porn. He never came back.

>>69581109
Ruthenasia would be a good punk album name.

Also her LE THROWBACK CLASSY VINTAGE style is wretched. Think you dodged a bullet here lad.

Which one of you is reddit.com/user/rationalcomment?

need some fanny up me bum

>>69581171
hi

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>>69581080

what's black and slides down nelsons column?

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>>69581079

JUST

>>69581220
>leaking to the general public is the same thing as leaking to a private party

>>69581057
https://youtu.be/oyUmE_cFlWs

https://youtu.be/dQXzMR_gCsc

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>male nurses

https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/817318273108897793

dear oh dear lefties. dear oh dear oh dear

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>e-mail e
xchanges among company employees and trade secr
ets
related to technical specifications for nuclear plant designs. W
ang contr
olled victim computers.

Fuking Wang

gets the neurons tingling

http://is2.4chan.org/g/1483718642138.jpg

>>69581166
*bobs my head in the car to this while driving*

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>>69581139

>>69581220
>>69581195
alri ctr

>>69581057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e34Skc_I37U

>>69581278
>NEET leafs laughing at productive members of society

howling

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chris finch was in an arguement once and said

"hang on, how can i hate women? my mums one."

>>69581057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

>>69581166
good post

any /bleep/ man in?

serving up bangers and mash all night

https://youtu.be/cr-5PdZqkDw

Lads radical centrism is about finding a compromise between left and right wing policies, but what happens when everyone is a radical centrist?

>>69581265

lol at the lanklets little legs, he looks deformed

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>>69581285
revolution is inevitable

Gas the neurons

Brain war now

>>69581319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fldEfCZL6iQ

more like this

>>69581348
UTOPIA

>>69581334
bit presumptuous that, who says his mum even likes HIM

>>69581285
>May is beating Corbyn amongst Scots and 18-24 year olds

Deary me

If Corbyn doesn't win then I'll give everyone in this thread £5
I hate Corbyn yet that's how certain I am he's going to win

>inb4 le Polls xD
Polls are always incorrect. See brexit and trump

is that lad who has all the halper memes here

>>69581334
one in the bum no harm done

will expect five pounds in my paypal after the next united kingdom prime ministerial election

>>69581389
Corbyn will be removed before the 2020 election anyway

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HTT

>>69581343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAM8WA9LeD4

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>Wipes old person's arse for the 20th time that day
>Well it's good to know at least SOME OF US are being productive members of society!

Gassing

>>69581389
Do you want my BANK DETAILS lad?

>>69581343

painful to listen to

>>69581330
>productive
>nurses
hmmm

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And yours?

Sergio Georgini.

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>>69581418

Post your alt-right twitter handles and lets follow eachother

Mine is twitter.com/RightSideFTW

>>69581442
wagwarn

https://youtu.be/D_STfjR-2ec

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Stuart Foot.

>>69581389
yeah but Brexit and Trump are different.

Nobody's allowed to say they're supporting Brexit or Trump because if you do you get attacked verbally and sometimes physically (see Tory conference 2016).

Saying you support Remain and Hillary is the PC option which makes you void of criticism.

Jeremy doesn't have that privilege because he's on the left and it's a one way ticket.

>>69581312
*it was a hologram*

how do i convice a girl to let me root her up the arse hole

>>69581468
twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97

>>69581457
>irish neets sceptical of productive members of the health service

howling

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JUST B URSELF

DIE-HARD CONSERVATIVE, PATRIOT, CONSTITUTION SUPPORTER, Fan of the Sims Online

>>69581482

Start by sticking a finger up there or adding in anal play and work your way up.

Would go over to the UK and vote in the next GE for Corbyn, don't agree with his politics but I just want to see the so called ""little englanders"" furious

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>>69581456

>>69581508
>wiping someone's hole qualifies you as a productive member of society

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>>69581334

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Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821 died 1881.

>>69581371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fywooUlcXXc
Don't really like her, I prefer Françoise.

>>69581530
thanks are you a girl / do you have a arse hole

girls don't really care about penis size that much. their main criteria for a bf are things that can be easily bragged about or posted on instagram (height, weight, ethnicity, job, looks, money) and since their friends will never know the guy's size they don't care about it as much.

>>69581582
literally does you spacker

>>69581590
Wow he only lived to be 40 years old

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>What did you say then? Go on... Who's the Cuban leader?

banging set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NeNRk-v780

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5pm and I'm in bed

>>69581475
alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2whkRCj2Ts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV1Yk4_WdiU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAmDJAxNMi0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=139FAnlBs9I

>>69581534
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED

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Just ragequitted from GTA San Andreas starting missions after hours of playing and realised I didn't save

and so here we all are
the lads

>>69581612

Nah, stitched mine up in a terrible accident

>>69580957
>6 wheels

screaming

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>>69581638
If I was gonna send them back out I'd have to lay down some drum and bass shit, like sample some shit

>>69581582
someone has to do it mate

>>69581674
crap

>>69581645
what went wrong

>>69581646
my man

https://soundcloud.com/casanova_tony/tony-casanova-gabriel-vitel-something-change

Whoah. Was just thinking about Australia and then an Australian posted. Weird.

>>69581624
>since their friends will never know the guy's size they don't care about it as much.

they literally tell all their mates about size lad

>>69581716
Life

business idea: get Hitler to bomb London again so that we have a chance of building a competent cycling network like the Netherlands

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>int
H-He's wrong right lads? We have good memes on /int/... don't we?

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Rate the din dins lads

different drinks for different... needs

>>69581757
/int/ *was* the only good board on 4chan

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>Rate the din dins lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12046097

http://www.strawpoll.me/12046097

http://www.strawpoll.me/12046097

>>69581757
We have /brit/ thats all you need

>>69581732
that's just stupid banter and they only do it because they saw the girls on sex and the city do it and women are mindless sheep who will do whatever the media tells them. even if a guy is small a girl can just say he's average, no one will ever know otherwise.

>>69581757
no

>>69581718
yeh not bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjL2KXuLCaY

>>69581758
What did you do?

anyone ever heard of bakky here?

wanked to it this morning and i'm tempted to again

such a guilty wank though

>>69581867
what's bakky
i'm at work so don't use any rude words

>>69581831
trust me lad, they discuss it in very specific detail

>>69581851
>not bad

quite hurt and offended Tbh lad

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>>69581858
Look at yourself, you're an embarrassment love, to be honest.

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>>69581888
Love wins.

>>69581757
fpbp

/tv/'s memes shit all over anything any other board on 4chan can produce.

>>69581896
just google it

>>69581867
What's bakky?
I'm not at work so please use naughty words

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>London has better parks than the countryside

screaming

>>69581757
/tv/ > /int/ > /fit/ > the rest

>>69581343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuvdYtZ68Eg

>>69581672
>sparks up enormous blunt
>puts on 90s rap station
alri

>>69581901
you're the guy best friend ya

/r9k/ has the best memes Tbh

you know it to be true

>>69581971
What fucking good memes come out of /int/?

>>69581969
>this is what rasheed actually believes

MEYNESTREM MEDIER at it again

>>69582028
Kys poley

>>69582032
shitposting techniques mostly

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>>69581992
>me
>having friends

JHEEEEEEEZ


https://soundcloud.com/eyez_uk/sets/red-bull-studios-x-eyez

w h a t i s b a k k y !

>>69581910
sorry just not my normal cup of tea

https://www.mixcloud.com/alecs1313/autonomic-podcast-layer12-dbridge-x-instramental/

23:50 - previous tune but with added vocals. duno which one i prefer

>rasheed

Nice try. 70% of the people I see everyday are white. 95% in the centre
Northerners wake up to Islamic prayer calls whilst I get to wake up to church bells

London is the greatest city on Earth

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>>69582064
the TROOF about DEPRESHUN

New Peng is out lads

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>>69582064
Embarrassed myself

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You grow up, you post half a century, you get a 4chan pass, you post a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?' That's where I come in. You've seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I don't do it so they turn round and go 'Thankyou Anon for the (You)s, thankyou for the wisdom, thankyou for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go 'There goes a Brentposter. I must remember to thank him.' edition

Lads I've got a really nice bum, it's big, firm and very peachy to touch but I have a birthmark on my left cheek.

Considering paying for laser removal.

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>/brit/ come through

tfw

Just wanked to my reflection

People on /int/ lack the imagination and creativity to make good memes.

bonkaz had a good track on london bars

>>69582148
CNN is cancer

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>>69581669

>>69582148
>the mainstreeem mediar has people to whiten mass shooting suspects
if they did that that's hilariously sad

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>>69582219

>>69582113
Census says otherwise, Ahmed.

>>69581949
come say hi to Nils before he leaves forever

>>69582273
Ah yes the census that includes highly segregated poor regions on the outskirts of London

>>69582113
Enjoy your polluted lungs and poisonous air, city-dweller

in and out, shake it all about lads

>tfw you are becoming Brent-esque

first time here in 3 days wew

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>>69582355
how

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The fact that so many weak minded people get their opinions from conmen like Stefan molyneux, Sargon of akkad, PJW, Philip de Franco etc and use what they say as gospel is quite worrying, cult like behaviour that they can say no wrong, you should always form your own opinions

>>69582376
wait does philip de franco talk about politics? i thought he just a vlogger

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*ejaculates in complete silence*

>>69582376
don't even know who any of them are, sheep

>>69582301
Ah yes, the census which rips apart your fucking ignorant argument.

post sad tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLoeH1oyynY

tune

Lads, need help with a decision. What game do I buy, Watch Dogs 2, Assassin's Creed Ezio Collection or none of them and wait for Yakuza 0.

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You're-Autistic

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>Watching """"""fake news"""""" like CNN? Heavens no, I only get my news and political commentary from Youtube

You lads going out tonight or what?

>>69581888

we should drop bombs full of pig carcasses all over that piece of shit cube

>>69582408
seriously lad

does she have any other mates, only ever see her and that one other girl

>>69581057
https://youtu.be/8XCUZ3CsUwM

>>69582408
Must be a pain to wash that thing out after you're done with it and then dry it so it doesn't get that mildew smell

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>there's over 400 mosques in London

Hahaha

>>69582457
No lol

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>>69582367
Getting old. Read philosophy. Study music. Socially inept. No gf.

how do you know if an interview went well

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>>69582457

going to stop in and do some gooning to my goddess.

>>69582531
they give you the job

>>69582519
Why not?

>>69582470
fuckin Basques

>>69582538
Is that Rosy? Fucking hell

>>69582547
social anxiety

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er yeah hi my name's chip and i've got an addiction to bars

yeah in fact i don't think i've ever ran out of bars

>>69582573
That's not a real thing m80

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doing a listen

>>69582639
howling

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How does one become a professional shitposter for the Russians?

just subscribed to bigwetasses.com

going shops

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might do a listen

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>>69582654

>>69582680
'netto and 10g amber leaf

Ah yes, the chair is extremely large. Must be comfortable.

>>69582680
Stradivarius violin please

Well there might have been a few more armament factories and not so many elephants...

>>69582676
UN:PW?

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>>69582680
could you get me one like this? cheers

dont all the wankers going on about the russians know they just seem like hysterical mccarthy wannabes?

people in anime smile too much
it's weird

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>>69582680
bag of quavers and a black gf

>>69582750
Ye Russians DEFINITELY didn't want Trump to win and known for not pursuing their national interests

mosque outside my SU radicalised quite a few lads haha

Is it a good idea to join a sex addicts club to get sex?

>>69582786
pathetic

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tunes

What should I draw next lads

>lucozade

Yes, great name for a sports drink

>>69582829
janny will not like this

i miss msn emotes

doing a poo

>>69580930
is this real

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>>69582846
>always sat as away

>>69582847
sorry

>>69582814
t. Retard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko

>>69582457

haven't got a stitch to wear x

>English posters arguing about which area has the lowest mosque:population ratio
>tfw Scottish
>tfw there's a handful in the whole country
>tfw lowest proportion of Muslims in Western Europe after NI

that's hatbait if i've ever seen it

>>69582830
me in a tie

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Ah yes, London

>>69582911
ah yes the KGB still exists

kill yourself

if you think russia has enough power to influence the US election youre fucking retarded

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>>69582483

>>69582836
Was originally Glucozade when it came out and they changed the name soon after

Bare in mind it's from around the '30s when loading sugar into a drink was the best they could do

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Lad just ended a text to me with this, bit worried

can think of anything more fedora than "ah yes" that people unironically post

thicc girl responded positively to my opening 'der 'age

http://newsthump.com/2017/01/06/chinese-club-to-make-audacious-100m-bid-for-newcastle-united-supporters/

>>69582969
All it tells me is that the US government and it's intelligence agencies are completely incompetent and should not be trusted. If they let Russia do this what's saying their reports are correct?

>>69582969
>ah yes the KGB still exists
Not him but the KGB had disbanded long before Litvenenko was killed so you're kind of proving his point

>>69582969
Not even worth reasoning with a dumb fuck like you

You'd be a terrible lawyer

>>69582969
Thank you for correcting the record.

>>69582974
middle one looks alot older

2,1,3

>>69583013
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>>69582985
Ah yes, no they're not.

Fucking thick nigger.

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>>69582870
It's in the works

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Newham is 15% white british

London contains FOUR MILLION non-whites

Have you ever attempted suicide /brit/?

>>69583025
Their reports arent correct they're grasping at straws because putin and trumps foreign policy align somewhat.
>>69583026
Didnt bother looking at the article and I assumed it was a political assassination carried out during the cold war.

How is a government killing someone proof of their ability to influence the election of the worlds only superpower?
>>69583034
>lawyer

what even

>>69583038
CTR shills are the ones that believe russia hacked, moron

>opens up rightmove.co.uk
>enters price range
>'flats in London',
>0 results
>makes a post about how shit London is for the 10th time today
>submits his CV for the manager position at the Grimston-upon-Shitstain branch of Sports Direct

who's wanked tonight?

>>69583172
'eed

>>69583131
Once in Feb last year

Was drunk, ran a knife across the old brachial artery.

Don't think I really meant it (although I thought I did at the time) or I'd have gone for the carotid but it was bad enough I'd have probably died without medical attention.

>>69583131
yeah

>>69583143
You need a trip so i can filter you

>post a wiki
>you don't even open it

Fuck off dumb twat

>>69583143
They sent hitmen to our soil and carried out an extra-judicial killing. They're perfectly capable of influencing an election.

>>69583112
CULTURAL ENRICHMENT

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Welcome to beautiful tower hamlets

>>69583131
can you repeat the question

kot on my lap trampling my bollocks as per usual

>>69583115
In Eastleigh?

This isn't London, with mosques on every street you dumb shitskin,

Just accidentally sent a snapchat of a poo sliding out my arse to my boss

She hasn't opened it yet

>>69583236
ANYONE HERE LIVE IN A TOWER BLOCK?

>>69583251
Who were you intending to send it to?

>>69583224
YOUR ARTICLE WAS IRRELEVANT YOU DUMB TWAT

come up with a point
>>69583228
A low level street thug could carry out an extrajudicial killing, your point is ENTIRELY moot.

had to go shopping and the coke wore off

now my nose is too blocked to re dose

Statistically, London residents ITT are not white

I'm not making any racial judgements here, I'm just pointing out that statistically this is indeed true.

>>69582450
Assassin's creed is alright if you've never played them before

Definitely not WD2

>>69583172
>Everyone can afford to move to London lmao why do you think so many third worlders live there? Wages are artificially higher than the rest of the country to make up for higher rates of rent, even though the quality of housing stock in London is incredibly poor.

>>69583243
>Eastleigh
>literally a giant Sports Direct new build shithole with a massive motorway running through it

Would rather live in a mosque

>>69583281
HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR HABIT?

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wew

found the match's tumblr

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>FORTY-FIVE PERCENT

The fucking state of London

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_London#Race_by_borough

Smileys begat emoticons which begat emojis which begat ?????

>>69583279
>russia is known for pursuing their interests
>poisons a whistleblower with plutonium in the UK
>HURR IRRELEVANT

kill yourself, nobody agrees with you

what are these leafs even arguing about

>>69583320
a job

i only dabble every couple of weeks

>>69583322
roastie slut

>OH NO LONDON IS DIVERSE
And? That's a positive. The rest of the UK should try and emulate it

>>69583236

but but but that's the outskirts even though canary wharf is literally in tower hamlets

London is the greatest city in the world, end of argument

Everything else in Britain is grim and fucking shit and needs to be nuked immediately

>>69583322
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>>69583308
>Would rather live in a mosque
That's why you live in London, Amir.

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>>69583242

>>69583131
Yeah tried to hang myself when I was 16
Was about to knock the chair when I dad knocked at the front door . Quickly threw the rope away and let him in.

>>69583276
My mate whose Snapchat name also starts with 'Joe'

>>69583135
>Irish girl has no arse
every time

>>69583281

get the vicks out

Reminder that when someone says they are from London, statistically they are currently sitting in a cramped bedsit that reeks of curry listening to the muezzin singing the call to prayer from one of the many local minarets.

Now there's nothing wrong with this, it's just an interesting little factoid to keep in mind.

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>>69583363
>And? That's a positive. The rest of the UK should try and emulate it
>diversity is a positive

sainsbury's doing 30p creme eggs lads yesss

>>69582695
bossman just laughed me out the shop because i asked for 10g amber leaf

>>69582709
>>69582732
>>69582771
sorry lads