/brit/

first for /nederdraad/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYuHN8PN8T8

Just had a chip butty

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when will it end

deustchland uber alles

>>69561216
Would honestly prefer Zuckerburg over any other democrat

NEED to breed and convert ana kasparian

Any attempt for subjective meaning is just an illusion. Life is just a battle for survival. Humans have constructed so many means to make life easier and more comfortable, and yet they can't erradicate suffering from the world. Even in the most wealthy lives there is melancholy. Life is devoid of any meaning. Our bodies are decaying since birth, and yet we need to eat, clean ourselves and even breath just to escape from the inevitable death. To me, it's just the genes battling for survival, and we illude ourselves with the things that give us temporary pleasure.

lads on tour to seville

>>69561270
wont be reading a word of this

>>69561262
he can't be worse than the options america had for the election just gone tbqh

what would happen if you yelled the queen is a shite in public?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lywV1MOHeo
someone explain the point of this

>>69561351
Only when you explain the point of this to me first

>>69561246

>>69561328
Pretty sure no one would give a damn

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>>69561366
guess again

did an exam and had to write about forging
kept thinking how my bum is like a closed die forge and my poo is like a metal billet

>>69561328
you'd get some sideways glances and mild tutting

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>>69561378

2 minutes without a post

Disgraceful

>>69561328
people would just assume you were drunk or a mental and avoid walking near you

>>69561471
sorry m8 i'm researching indie nightclubs in sevilla

might do a wank

then again, life is pointless

>>69561496
There are nightclub chains? Where?

Have an earache lads

>>69561389
Interesting
*notes on his evaluation form that anon is still in his anal phase of development*

think I missing the gene that makes people able to spend hours studying a painting or days poring over a novel lads

>>69561478
what if i offended your mum in public?

>>69561522
what? I mean nightclubs that play indie rock music

but anyway there are nightclubs chains that exist like tiger

>tfw fordyce spots on my penis
aaaaaaa

>>69561546
you'd get these hands my friend

>>69561552
have them too

gf still gives me the succ

>>69561552
i have these too :(

>>69561552
>>69561578
everyone has them you spackers

>>69561552
What are they?

>>69561518
If you edge yourself well enough the world doesn't matter for quite a while

>>69561597
No they don't la, or at least not to this extent

>>69561604
little raised lumps that resemble brucie's chin hence the name

>>69561597
I don't

>>69561622
yes everyone does have them
I only have them on the underside of my willy though

>>69561597
I don't

>>69561604
noticeable glands you get on your willy

you can get them on your lips too

a lot of people have them

Would put my cock in each of you

>>69561626
>resemble brucie's chin
caterwauling

>>69561597
I don't

>>69561670
Bit gay

>>69561672
do australians even know who brucie is

Dress it up all you like. I know what was claimed about you on a public forum. You never denied it, in fact the accusation put you back in your box, after screaming and shouting about your memoirs.

If you think I would ever let people call me a child abusing wife beater go, even after 50 years you have no comprehension of my character. The man who allowed this happen, and still does from various time to time when I'm accused of being on there, is the same as the one who cast you as a thief. You are free to forgive him for being truthful about you. I won't when it's about me and my family.

Cancer is too good for the cunt

>>69561552
think i have some on my nuts
not on my peepee tho

how big are ya'll peepees?

I have a cafe au lait birthmark on my penis

fortunately it's near the base so if my pubes are long most people don't notice

>>69561683
that's only because you don't have room on your tiny willy

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Why does Britain suck so much at the winter Olympics? The Netherlands is a small country with no mountains and similar weather and yet they are way ahead of Britain.

20mg amphetamine sulphate straight up the shitpipe

today, revision will be done

>>69561691
seen some episodes of strictly 2bh
he's mentioned in jokes by some comedians I watch quite a bit as well

>>69561700
6.5 inches reporting
Quite happy with my willy

>>69561721
I don't speak american

Just did a poo

>>69561700
6 inches

6.5 if I'm really aroused

>>69561714
missed this gimmick

>>69561270
it would be better if there were nothing, and all pleasure reduces to pain but even so it's not likely you're going to kill yourself so might as well have a fair crack

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>>69561713

my willy is pretty in a girl next door sort of way

crushed up and snorted some caffeine tablets and it didnt achieve anything but my nose hurts

>>69561700
14cm x 14cm
hmm

>>69561700
7.786"

Just pooed in work

>>69561747
Impressive

>>69561757
it's a fools errand

does give you a buzz for about 5 minutes in a grotty way

stick to the cocaine 2bh
>>69561700
6'4" and built like a brick shithouse m8

>>69561757
caffeine is absolute runt fodder

amphetamine does what normies think caffeine does

>>69561747
which one is you?

>>69561713
No one watches the winter Olympics here

>>69561787
amphetamine is bad for you though

why did the police assassinate a fella just driving around?

don't actually know the exact dimensions of my willy

>>69561802
for the kicks and giggles

>>69561802
brexit-induced islamophobia most likely

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>>69561794
this is me

got bruce forsythe spots on my cock

NOT nice to see you, to see you nice

>>69561802
Because he was Dutch

Deserved it desu

Captcha: metal calle

>Edward Lee Victor Howard (27 October 1951 – 12 July 2002) was a CIA case officer who defected to the Soviet Union.
>Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home
ah yes
don't have high hopes for snowdens future 2bh

>>69561836
you caught my attention
what happened

>>69561802
because he was a paki cunt

>>69561700
depends on how horny/aroused I am

erect length can vary from 5 inches all the way up to 7 inches on a good day
girth also varies, 5.5 to 6.5 inches

>>69561700
Depends. 7.5' bone press length but measuring normally its like 7'.

Doesn't matter, no girl has ever seen it.

good post

>>69561845
I didn't win the men's 500m :'(

Captcha: moran calle

>>69561737
>imperial
>'american'

going to heem you in a minute jan

>>69561829
err what's going on in that pic?

>>69561886
Metric is the future grandad, get with it or shove off this mortal coil

>>69561246
>that girl screaming for Caitlyn afterwords

Guess that was her name and that was her mum or something? Jesus

>bone press
lls

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4094156/Masked-thugs-armed-knives-belts-storm-chicken-shop-punch-kick-WHIP-customers-filming-horrific-attack-phone.html

>chicken nonce reviews place
>bunch of dindunuffins go rob the place a few weeks after

ah yes pottery

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nose hair trimmer still hasn't arrived, I ordered it about 2 weeks ago

WEE

THE POOTHERN POOERS

>>69561802
the paki from bradford? he was just a scummy criminal
also it's his own fault he got shot

>>69561797
not particularly - remember it's an ADHD treatment given to school kids and they can safely take it every day for decades

today is my 18th birthday :0)

not impressed with the quality of aussie posts these days

>>69561840
>>Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tbf though snowden is more public and more liked. Think there would be very few americans who would protest the killing of a soviet spy

>>69561908
>lls
???

>>69561923

He was surely a wrong'un, but to pull him over and pop him through the windshield? Seems like a pre-planned assassination to me?

What did he know that meant he had to be silenced?

>>69561934
>safely

>>69561955
lls looooooooool

>>69561920
good post

>>69561944
Happy Birthday lad, you're a man now

>>69561802
who? i remember hearing on the day that some guy had been shot on a motorway near huddersfield and all the police were saying was that it wasn't terrorism related. What actually happened then?

Sauntering around like berlington Bertie

>>69561945
get ed to break up with his gf

>>69561980
don't tell me you wouldn't off a paki drug dealer if you got the chance to

>>69561944
post bp

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was gonna go to the gym but I decided to eat crisps and play games instead

why is 18 legally considered adulthood like seriously

it should be at least 20

what's your go-to joke when put on the spot?

>>69561980
he got shot because the police thought he was going to pull a gun on them
if british police are pointing guns at you, make it clear what you're doing

>MistressT will never be your mummy

>>69562056
I'm 23 and still don't feel like an adult tbqhwyf

>>69561980
Fuck of Ahmed

>>69562056
I'm 48 and still don't feel like an adult tbqhwyf

>>69562017

They won't say what they did or why....

Hmmmm

>>69562057
three pieces of string walk into a bar

>>69562066
>Think wow by 23 you should at least aknowledge you're becoming an adult
>Then remember i'm turning 23 in 20 days

really makes you think

>>69561713
No real culture of winter sports here. The Netherlands do we in the speed skating but little else I think.

>>69561796
Lots of people do, Ahmed

>>69562096
He diddn du nothing!!?

>>69562065
The only Mistress T I want to be my Mummy is called Theresa 2bh

>>69562106
who's there?

>>69562056
18 is perfectly fine and the vast majority of people are at least somewhat mature enough to handle the things than an 18 year old could do

to make it any higher would be dumb and also yank-tier

(foy)

Ah yes, it's the daily talk about the size of "willies" episode as if anyone really fucking cares

Fucking Leaf-tier shit

>he criticises muslims

alri Berg

>>69561914
you're better off plucking it out

>>69562059
>he got shot because the police thought he was going to pull a gun on them
he got shot because they planned the thing in advance and had sharpshooters at the ready

you think the decision to shoot him was made on the spur of the moment?

My granddad doesn't really understand technology but on his deathbed he said he wanted me to post this:

"I'm 87 and still don't feel like an adult tbqhwyf"

any man in

>>69562131
AND HIS LEG FELL OFF!

>>69562163
yeah here (just turned 18)

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I preferred /pol/ when tbey ironically supported Trump to annoy liberals and cause a happening.

Now they are so invested they still defend this moron.

Big fan of Walkers Sensations - Roast Chicken flavour.

Picked up a bag for a quid, good lunch.

>>69562157
they had a tip that he had a gun, they had to get armed officers in just in case.

>>69562147
t. dicklet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiNNBc557OQ

kek

>>69562185

All about that Thai Sweet Chilli if I'm being perfectly honest

>>69562183
The US sends Mexico like 10 billion in aid, he'll just take it out of the aid budget

>>69562186
but that's not how the police do things.... they aren't going to take ANY risks if they think he's armed, so he was doomed from the start, and their sharpshooters are going to have extremely itchy trigger fingers

>>69562185
>Big fan of Walkers Sensations - Roast Chicken flavour.
Agreed

>Picked up a bag for a quid, good lunch.
Disagreed

What's your favourite liberal comedy stuff? Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, or maybe someone else?
John Oliver's jokes fucking grate, so I have to pick Colbert myself.

>>69562237
Nonce

hello

friends

does brit have a discord

may I please have an invite

thankyou

>>69562157
yes

I'll tell you what happened right now

>known drug dealer causing problems by supplying stuff to prisons
>this is embarrassing for the authorities so they decide to clamp down on it
>get intelligence for where this lad is going to be
>set up a trap to arrest him and his pals
>all goes well, trap works and him and his crew are blocked in by the rozzers
>the silly sod panics and starts to pull a gun on someone with a gun aimed at him
>sent off to allah

why would they shoot him if they can arrest him and interrogate him? It's his own fault he was shot 100% guaranteed

any song recs

>>69561230
fug 2cute

i turn 27 8 months today haha

>>69562185
chicken crisps are disgusting and you're a cunt for eating them in public they smell like shit

>>69562246
>but that's not how the police do things
yes it is
>they aren't going to take ANY risks if they think he's armed
which is why the police brought guns
>so he was doomed from the start
if he had kept his hands visible he would've been fine
>and their sharpshooters are going to have extremely itchy trigger fingers
we're not americans

>>69562197
Hopsin is so good man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRVOOwFNp5U

just noticed that my stepdad has taken my chicken out the freezer to defrost it

cheeky fucking cunt

why would anyone measure their willy "bone pressed"?

why is /mu/'s taste in music so shit?

whether you're an adult should be based on experiences, not age

for example, if you
- don't have a job
- still live with your parents
- can't drive a car
- haven't left your continent

you're not an adult

I've had sex 15 or 20 times, but it's been so long that I feel like I've forgotten how

>>69562326
For the actual, real length of the willy

>>69562286
you are precisely 9 days older than I am

hmm

>>69562246
our piggies aren't ghetto blasters like in burgerland, they have to do piles and piles of paperwork and get the book thrown at them if they shoot someone, it's an absolute last resort here. If he got shot he deserved it tbqh

>>69562326
gotta gain every inch you can m8
i measure from my asshole

Would someone link me to the kev video?

>it is now acceptable for police to hunt muslims down recreationally
literally shaking

>>69562279
what you feel like

>>69562338
those are some very arbitrary requirements for adulthood

having it at a single achievable age is much better

>>69562338
>- can't drive a car
>- haven't left your continent
living in cities negates the need for a car and not everyone has a couple of k to throw on a transcontinental holiday

unless you count going to ceuta as leaving the continent

>>69562345
mate you're not fucking a girl bone pressed you shouldn't measure anything that's not going into her

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>whether you're an adult should be based on experiences, not age
>for example, if you
>- don't have a job
>- still live with your parents
>- can't drive a car
>- haven't left your continent
>you're not an adult

>>69562333
convinved someone clever is just looking for random shit and constantly takes the piss out of everyone on /mu/

i was born in march you know

>>69562326
Because then you can say it's bigger

my wilkins is 7.5" bone pressed, so that's the length I say when asked

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>>69562372
don't get my hopes up lad

>>69562372
I think you mean liderally

>>69562390
>living in cities negates the need for a car
So townies can never be adults, sounds about right

>>69562415
Nice place tbf

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>don't get my hopes up lad

>>69562308
nigga sounds redpilled as fuck
also somewhat autistic

>>69562345
>I've had sex 15 or 20 times, but it's been so long that I feel like I've forgotten how

I have sex fairly regularly with my gf, but I literally never want to. Im seeing her tonight and I know she'll want to fuck, and I cant be bothered

Not sure if it's because im not as keen on her as I used to be, or because my sex drive is decreasing.

really gets the old cerebral molecules interact with one another

>>69562338
good post

also add not being a virgin and having had a relationship that's lasted over 6 months
means I'm not an adult haha

>>69562378
completely neutral but a bit tired

just put your playlist on shuffle and gimme the first five songs

>>69562457
how much grease does it take to make your hair got that flat and shiney

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seriously what the fuck is wrong with this bloke
he has bigger things to worry about

>>69562398
brought out the big guns for that one

wish i was a girl . i would come here and camwhore and let all you lads bukkake me

>>69562505
nice cropping, dickhead

>>69562483
Bob The Builder - Mambo No.5
Nizlopi - The JCB Song
Peter Kay - Amarillo
B*Witched - C'est La Vie
DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

>>69562326
>>69562421
>>69562362
If you want to compare it to actual studies that's what you need to do because that is how they're measured, to provide an objective measuring point that ignores the fat pad at the base of the pelvis.

>>69562505
I hope he has some kind of twitter disciple because i can't imagine a president twatting shit all the time

measure my willy from my nape

>>69562506
Don't call it the special for nothing

>>69562521
90% of the posters here are probably fuck ugly and chubby though

>>69562544
imagine being the poor sod who is left to tell him to stop posting so much

>>69562521
Would be so nice to stream my own mediocre to decent gameplay on Twitch and get thousands of bonus viewers just because I've got tits

I'd be fucking loaded

>>69562564
more likely skinnyfat, I reckon

corr i'd do bad things to kate beckinsale lads, i'd let her do bad things to my balls too

>>69562535
>Bob The Builder - Mambo No.5

Haha bloody hell I remember watching the music video for this

>>69562505
DJT mentioned
>>69547805

>>69562581
like stab them

>>69562483
im just gonna pick five songs i really like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVqcrnWGbh8

THE BYRDS- LIFE IN PRISON
really like this album and gram parson's solo work, dont care that much for the rest of their stuff


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9lAa8AGG1U

OLYMPIA- TOURISTS

pleasing synthpop with a cute girl who moves like me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5vh0QHUA1w

RAMONES- ROCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71ZHVmSuBJM

NEW ORDER- REGRET

torn between this and run for feeliest songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

BELINDA CARLISLE- HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

shares a last name with my fav pub the carlisle castle

>>69562543
>global willy average is like 5 inches
>this is with the added half inch of bone pressing
why is everyone else's willy so small?

>>69562543
studies are self reported though

hmm gets the neurons going

>>69562543
what's the point? if you're shagging that slag from behind, the fat pad doesn't go into her cooter

>>69562613
I guess you just bring the average down that much mate

>>69562611
wow stop posting anytime

>>69562606
with a pair of stilettos mmmmm you've got me going now frog

>>69562634
hoisted on my own petard

>>69562505
he's the first president without a political background
america's fucked lel

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>>69562581
>kate beckinsale
https://youtu.be/IfpXDwJsuvE?t=208

3:28 la

4 incher here ama

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

- Polish government

>>69562621
There are a few that are measured by actual doctors. These are the ones you use.

>>69562632
To see how you compare against the average. Is this really such a hard concept for you?

>>69562683
How do planes work?

just gone fat pad deep inside a bird

>>69562611
>not even one grime tune
filtered

Can anyone explain why Yanks use feet and inches but only use pounds instead of stone and pounds?

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Will you watch it?

gf got a bit drunk once and had a little rant about how shit her ex was and how much better I was in every way, then at the end she muttered
> he did have a really big cock though... that was nice

kind of lodged in my head, that comment did

>>69562689
based pooland

>>69562690
that doesn't make sense, you have to measure the part that goes in.

>ay bby I have a 6 incher but the last inch doesn't go in lol

prolly gonna make her panties wet

>>69562718
no

>>69562714
both grime and grimes suck

i was kinda into it for a bit but fuck grime id rather listen to hardstyles or powerviolence desu if im gonna listen to really obnxious music, at least it doesnt have the pretense of being street level and taking itself seriously

>>69562718
it's a radio show so no

>>69562717
when have Yanks ever done anything that made sense

>>69562728
So?

3 inches erect here ama

>>69562717
they like everything to be bigger and 170lbs sounds bigger than 12st 2

grime more like slime hahahahaha

>>69562730
>ay bby
>prolly
>panties
FOY

>>69562776
can I get a pic?

>>69562728
she still thinks about fucking him

my will is like 5 inch MAX

>>69562728
fuck that'd stay with you

>>69562730
Again, you're bring up something that's not relevant to the question.

>>69562717
imagine how confused your little brain would be if the metric system hadn't been invented (and also widely spread by napoleon)

everyone lies on the internet so I automatically knock an inch off all measurements here

>>69562823
cos u cut the top bit off dummy x

>>69562823
you need more willpower

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>big dick subhumans think they'll get a (you)
lmao tiny penis master race

>>69562827
okay, why is the average measured from the fat pad and not the actual part that goes in?

Got a 4'9'' willy lad
Measure it from the tip of my willy to my head

name good things about turning 23

lomachenko is an impossibly impressive boxer

>>69562611
tourists is pretty good desu
have some songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgOABuZoe0c
Run the Jewels - Panther Like a Panther

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JAP9C-fgY4
Olympic Ayres - Control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2m_WnXjqnM
What So Not - High You Are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3BvW56tjB0
Hurts - Sunday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpadYhXHgwA
The Wombats - Jump Into the Fog

>>69562842
How does it feel to have no contextual awareness and a double digit IQ?

>>69562842
nevermind Bonaparte, I widely spread your mum apart with my bone last night

>>69562877
>>69562882
>>69562883
Terrible posters

>>69562882
DELET THIS!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>69562899
>missing my post by dozens of inches

ah yes very good

>listening to songs made after 1990
Might as well just top yourselves now you vapid little runts

fuck are you lot on about with this "fat pad" bollocks?
are you honestly all such fat bastards that your pubus overflows your dicks at all?
grim

>>69562863
Because fatties have their penis obscured by having more fat. There are urological function that aren't having sex with girls from behind.

>>69562947
fuck off you literal skeleton

>>69562947
This

americans are stupid and fat

>unzips my jeans and a big willy not unlike a firemans hose flops out and slaps the ground

pretty impressive eh

>>69562776
how do planes work?

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>>listening to songs made after 1990
>Might as well just top yourselves now you vapid little runts

why does every slav in existence have a receded u-shaped hairline

>>69562915
i need hope

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>>69562936

>>69562947
I'm a rail thin twink and I still have a tiny bit of fat there
at least half an inch if I really push

>>69562981
positively wailing at this image
>there are STILL people who defend Trump as anything other than just another establishment shill
oh my days

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>Go to local store
>New girl on the register
>Put the groceries on the counter
>Clearly male voice says "That'll be 500 krónur"
>Look at the cashier
>Realize it's a tranny
>It even has pink hair


I fucking hate this country. 20 years ago it would've been okay for me to beat up this estrogen-filled mentally ill faggot, and now I have to go to a different store lest my money be used to pay for some tranny's castration. Fuck this world

>>69562947
>>69562996
Your willy isn't directly connected to bone and there is a variable amount of squishy flesh in between that can make object measurements difficult.

>>69563020
I don't

>>69562981
I love how liberals are trying to appropriate and change the meaning of "drain the swamp" to fit their classist worldview.

>>69563060
thats because you have superior nordic blood lad

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>>69561246
What the fuck man

>>69563051
>faggot
fuck off yank

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>tfw 2 inches flaccid

>>69563051
>groceries
>realize
>faggot
fuck off yank twat

>>69563056
Aye that's why you measure from the actual end of your willy cause you can actually use it unless you're a fat fuck

>>69563056
not difficult if you don't do this bone pressing shite

>>69563115
>not store aswell
FOY

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>>69563093
>3 inch flaccid
>whenever anyone gets a glimpse go into full defensive mode, "Pfft, nah, it's nothing, grower not a shower haha"
>not a grower, 3.3'' at most full staff

>>69563056
so this "fat pad" is literal, non-penis flesh
why would you even consider it

>>69563068
nothing wrong with classism, hierarchies exist and are natural

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lads what would happen if an irresistible force met an immovable object?

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ah yes
>high risk of bipolar
this one was a shock tbf

London anons, what's the area near London Bridge station like? And what's the best place to live within a commutable distance?

Don't understand what anyone means by bone pressing
I measure from the base

>>69563161
shit question
better question:
if two mathematically perfect spheres touched, what would be the surface area of the part touching?

>>69563178
press your finger into the part just above your willy

>not putting the ruler along the side
dicklet version of the 5'11/6'2 meme

might do a shave

>>69563191
my penis

>>69563191
A single atom

at what age did you realise you were doomed to be a manlet

>>69563191
i have no fucing idea lol

>>69563161
let's find out
*tries to push your mum with my dick*

drinking on the job lads

>>69563268
Knew it since it was 13 desu
Doesn't really bother me since i have a nice face and broad shoulders

>>69563219
I'l smash yer fookin ed in sunshine

>>69563250
>>69563253
you only had to say it once mate haha

>>69563288
but do you have a big willy

>>69563117
>>69563149
Where does it end? If you try measuring you'll realise that holding the ruler/tape firmly causes some depression and its obvious that the amount of depression is a significant source of error.

>>69563128
This is basic experimental design. Don't they teach you this stuff in the Australian equivalent of GCSEs?

>>69563302
Haha you got me good mate

>>69563268
thought i was going to be when i was younger but then grew lots towards the end of school. 6' now. built like a brick shithouse

Just measured and I'm 182cm short
Might do a 'cide

>>69563268
since i was very young

didn't bother me though until year 10 when half of my 'friends' shot up to over 6ft

>>69563333
jealous

t. 181

>>69563191
It would be a single point.

>>69563333
I'm 158cms tall.

>>69563314
Yeah, it's not monstrous but it's aesthetically large

>>69563080
>>69563115
Samefag

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>income tax
>VAT
>alcohol duty
>stamp duty
>National insurance contributions
>Council tax
>Inheritance tax
>TV licence
>Fuel duty
>Capital gains tax
>Corporation tax

>>69563352
how big is the point though? if the two are touching there must be a measurable contact area

>>69563352
more than your life then lmao

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feel highly frustrated with my life but I can't articulate why

>>69563268
In primary school I was called "vertically challenged"

Was fucked right from the start

>>69563268
never

195cm masterrace lmao

manlets OUT

no income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee

>>69563392
Points don't have an area, they're infinitely small.

>Jamie oliver blaming restaurant closes on Brexit

Ahh yes, the classic 'blame anything on Brexit even if it's unrelated' meme

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/jamie-oliver-to-close-six-italian-restaurants-in-tough-market-following-brexit-vote-113021988.html

bit cold out

>>69563387
omg why can't everything be free :'(((

>>69563461
how do you know its unrelated?

>>69563444
why does everyone online assume gf = gorgeous 10/10 gf

>The pen I stuck inside my vagina last night, it has some little holes and my juice went inside the pen somehow
howling

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>>69563461
Europhile getting BTFO and we haven't even left yet

>>69563494
grim

this /brit/ thread has far too many active conversations

whatever happened to:

>doing a poo (have a method)

>>69563489
Because if it took all of 6 months to go from perfectly successful restaurants to 'so shit they need to be closed down', then the restaurant probably wasn't doing too good anyway.

>>69563490
Because losers think any girl can get with a 8/10 guy, even though such a person is rare would be spoilt for choice.

>>69563528
that's what makes /brit/ great tbf
it's like having a million tiny threads all in one

Time to move

>>69563569
>>69563569
>>69563569
>>69563569
>>69563569

>>69563540
so you're a restaurateur as well as a financial expert? impressive

>>69563404
no gf