Culture Pals - /cp/

First for getting cucked by sugar daddies
https://youtu.be/kLr_qBj9zEQ

Nice thread

>>69519972
Do you have some love for me?

>>69518851
If your qts are getting paid for sex, you should find new ones.

>>69520070
I'm not gay nigga

>>69520287
Do I have to remind you that you are posting in /mailorder bride general/?
>>69520355
I can smell it from here!

>>69518790
Trying to get nudes off a huge tit Chinese girl
Fucking hate the people but some of them are hot

>>69520449
I think you're talking about yourself senpai :-)

>>69520561
Post pics
>>69520738
>He doesn't realize you're quoting Die Antwoord....

>>69520858
>Listening to the audio embodiment of AIDS

>>69520942
>Living in Aidsistan

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Does light red mean not seen and white mean seen?
I've never understood the difference

>>69521300
Sí!

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>>69520858

>>69521520
WOAH! Chinese with milkers!!!!
Is she, dare I say, "our qt"?

>>69521520
Is she gold digger?

>>69521804
No idea only exchanged a few messages so far
Suffice to say she won't be getting anything from me

>>69521520
Her profile is /Xing0801 so don't visit or message that profile! Stealing qts is not cool lads!

Thread needs more Swedes
https://youtu.be/RYQUsp-jxDQ

This bitch is fucking psychotic. Bully her:
/complice94

>>69524091
>/complice94
>interbugs.net
Fucking savage.

>>69524091
We should bully you for talking to a MLG faggot

>>69524531
She contacted ME, anon

>>69524488
Don't show it to rico, he will probably die from butthurt.

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>>69524653
Why even bother talking to this hideous abomination?

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>>69524635
We should bully you for having a profile that attracts MLG faggots.

>>69524701
She keeps visiting my profile.

>>69524989
So what? Ignore her, why waste your time talking to people that you are not interested in?

>>69525150
I AM ignoring her you dumb fuck. You keep talking about it

>>69525297
>ignoring
You did not mention that before, so why would you even call me dumb? Typical dumberican.

Holy shit you guys, things are about to go down.
I created a vk for my fake korean, but now a certain russian girl who has her own "community" posted something about my fake profile and she has like 3k followers. They are all bothering me and writing shit about me.

Kill me.

>>69525150
Russian bro's I need your help translating some shit. Google translate is useless now!!

>>69525297
>ignoring
>talk about her on 4chan
You're the dumbfuck here, dumbfuck!

>>69525623
I wanted to go to a supermarket, but I can stay for 15-30 minutes if it is urgent and worth it.

>>69525623
WOAH! Did she post that you are a fake?

>>69525682
Дoбpoгo вpeмeни cyтoк~~ Хoчy paccкaзaть вaм мoю иcтopию o знaкoмcтвe c кopeяcoм. He бyдy мнoгocлoвнa и paccкaжy кpaткo.
Дeлo былo вeчepoм,дeлaть былo нeчeгo. Cижy в фeйcбyкe,cкyчнo хoть вoлкoм вoй. Пpихoдит мнe зaявкa в дpyзья. Я тaкaя OБAHA! Oткpывaю , a тaм милoвидный oппaчкa. Хoтeлa я нaпиcaть пepвoй,кaк oн oпepeдил мeня. Taкoй хeлoy,хy a ю. TД И TП. Hy я дyмaю oпять нaчнётcя cкaзкa o poзoвых coплях,a пoтoм пиcьки дa cиcьки. Дa нe тyт и былo. Oбщaлиcь нopмaльнo. Beжливый,yмный и хopoшeнький) Taк пpoшлo двa гoдa. Oбщaeмcя и ceйчac. Heт дaжe нaмёкa нa дayнa. Пoтoм дoбaлcя кo мнe eщё oдин кopeяc,пишeт мнe мoл ШO Я У EГO ДPУГAHA B ДP ДEЛAЮ?? ГOBOPИT,ЧTOБЫ БPOCAЛA,A TO ДEЛO C HИM ИMETЬ БУДУ. a тaкaя what?? Пoтoм пишeт,чтo нe хoтeлa бы я c ним тoгo. Кpч,пocлaлa и в чc.
Ho c мoим дpyгoм тaк и пo ceй дeнь oбщaюcь^^ Пpихoдит мнe извeщeниe o пocылкe , бeгy нa пoчтy,a тaм пocылoчкa. BAAЙ,пoмню,кaк oн пpocил дaвнo мoй aдpec,нo нe знaлa для чeгo. A тyт тaкoй пoдapoчeк нa HГ. CПACИБO OППAЧКA,пpиятнo жe)


Google translate is shitting on me right now.
What is she saying?

>>69525682
Help him, for the love of god! I will send you American cigarettes if you do!

>>69525729
Did you send her a gift? The fuck?

>>69525730
I do not want to translate this shit if >>69525780
is the case here. She says the she has been talking to him for 2 fucking years, literally, what the fuck, dude.

>>69525825
the->that, duh
I still do not understand the fuck is going on. As in, I do not want to translate it without knowing the context here. So, you have some explaining to do, dutch-bro.

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>>69525780
WTF no, hahah. How would I fake a real life korean address from Europe? Holy shit she is shilling my fucking fake korean page and I don't even know that person. WTF is going on. I am getting 50 messages from 15-20 russian girls now.

ONE of the top comment is this:Этoт тип пиcaл мoим пoдpyгaм (и мнe в тoм чиcлe). Oбщeниe былo нopмaльным. Ho пoтoм пoшли типикaл вoпpocы : "y тeбя был ceкc?", "кaкoгo paзмepa твoя гpyдь?" и т.д. Oн дoлжeн был oбyчaтьcя в Mocквe...пoэтoмy иcкaл pyccкyю дeвyшкy (дaжe дeвyшeк) для тoгo, чтo вcтaвить cвoй кopeйcкий oгypeчeк. Tип пpитвopялcя милым и пyшиcтым, нo нa дeлe oкaзaлcя типикaл кopeёc.

What does she mean?

>>69525911
He is the main provider of lewds in the thread, we're obliged to help him!

>>69526041
you just want the titcow lewds haha

>>69525967
Maybe you can start getting lewds from non-ip grills now matey ;^D

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So im back on this site, after leaving it in early 2015, this fucking site went to complete shit, the hell happened lads?

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>>69525967
Seems like you have stolen photos from a guy that has contacted her on facebook and she has been talking to for 2 years and received a gift from. TL;DR of her message would be: blah-blah-blah he added me on facebook blah-blah-blah we talked to without fucking being mentioned blah-blah-blah another korean messaged me telling to get the fuck away from him, or he is gonna fuck me up, I blocked him. blah-blah-blah still talking to my korean guy and have received a NYE gift from him.
>>69525967
Top comment is: This dude has messaged me and my friends. Conversation was good at first, but then began the typical messages "did u ever fuck" "what is the size of your tits". He was to study at Moscow, and therefore was looking for a russian girl (even girls), to put his korean cucumber in (I am dying at this point - rusbro). Looked nice at first, but turned out to be a typical korean.

>>69525967
Russians ruined everything

>>69526103
Of course, but as a sperg I also want the fakes to live on!

>>69526244
Hahahah I never talked to them at all. I am pretty sure that korean I stole those pics doesn't even know English. I created vk 6 months ago. Just been reposting pics of that korean fuckboy when I had time. But suddenly I have sent gifts, threatened them and shit.

Holy shit these slavs are fucking crazy hahah

>>69525967
Clearly, it's time to abort that profile.

>>69526244
>to put his korean cucumber in

Topkek. Maybe I should try to talk to Russian girls, they seem to know a thing or two about banter. Shame they never know English.

>>69526466
>threatened them
Well, that was a different one.

>>69526474
Je parle en anglais, mais je ne suis pas une femme :(

lurked on a thread a year ago when you were all complaining about korean guys getting all the view pussy. Is it still like that lol

>>69525967
>>69526466
Btw, stay away from vk with all your fakes

https://blog.kaspersky.com/findface-deanon/11921/
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/17/findface-face-recognition-app-end-public-anonymity-vkontakte

>>69526492
There are 145 comments now and all of those people are batshit crazy man. Probably will get lewds though.

>>69526474
You are right. Almost time to abort this one.

>>69526622
Why would anyone post photos of themself on a fake account? Not like there is anything wrong with the fakes.

>>69526723
If you use a picture of some Korean model on your fake and someone looks it up and find someone else (let's say another fake or a koreaboo) using it too, then you are fucked.

>>69526857
You do understand that findface only looks through vk? You can always claim that your account is real and theirs is not.

>>69526912
There is nothing technically not allowing it to work on facebook and other social networks

It's a face recognition algorithm.

They use it just for vk though.

Though I gotta say, when it first came out it was hilarious.

2ch used it straight away to recognize pornstars, I found one girl that was really hot from some amateur porn, we talked, but she wasn't online on her vk in like 4 months.

>>69527027
Yeah, so you should not be afraid of stealing pics from facebook, that is exactly my point. Also, it depends on the api, there might be some problems with using the algo with facebook, if they could, then they most likely would.

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>>69527097
Dude russian koreaboos are fucking insane. She is sperging on my korean fake. The weird fact is that she is bretty qt lolli

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>>69527180
This is her!!!

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>>69527097
The algorithm would be the same everywhere, I mean just the algorithm that compares the faces/facial structure.

But the framework in which it is embeded would need to change depending on the website you use it.

Sites can block such crawlers, that go through images like that, VK obviously doesn't.

>>69527223
god fucking damn it russian girls are so cute.

pic related my reason for having vk

>>69526912
Yeah, but it's still a possibility that someone uses a picture of your fake Korean on their VK if he is famous enough. That's typical koreaboo behavior.

And I know koreaboos are retarded, but even they are capable of exposing you if they start to suspect that your account is fake.

>>69527027
The exposing pornstars thing was hilarious. Wasn't it through that Russian 4chan found the two neo-nazis who did porn with that black guy?

Wish there were some good English translations of that thing :((

>>69527365
I know, as I said, it depends on the api, i.e. problems with using algorithm, not with the algo itself.

>>69527379
I know about one.
Forgot her name though,
but yes she was this "neo-nazi" girl that had a bunch of pictures like that on her VK

but in spare time made porn with niggers

just your typical woman to be honest.
No strong beliefs

>>69527447
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/42999262/

I hate women desu

>>69523801
hello

btw how did he ever get so famous outside of here?

>''''learn'''' 3 words in her language
>OMG you're voice is so cute I want to teach you so much more you're so good at learning languages
''''learning'''' a language still works well

>>69527538
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588857/Porn-model-fired-face-German-far-right-party-sex-black-man-new-movie.html

>>69527652
Don't laugh!
He has pictures of your qt,
with her clothes off!

>>69527709
Hej!
I think it is because he made songs about DOTA and IRC 2bh sötpaj :3

>>69527777
>>69527777
>>69527777

>>69527818
B E A D Y
E
A
D
Y

one of my longterm qts is going to Switzerland this summer
seriously considering to go there

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>>69526540
Ton français est pas mal du tout, russianbro ! Juste une toute petite erreur: "je parle en anglais" est grammaticalement correct, mais dans ce contexte, j'aurais plutôt dit "Je parle anglais".

Are there any Franceboo Russian qties?

>>69527741
I've pretended to be much worse at speaking English than I am for this exact reason. Same thing with pronunciation: a lot of girls seem to like the French accent, so I sometimes force myself to pronounce thing with a stereotypical French accent. Sometimes I feel like I speak like these guys, though: https://youtube.com/watch?v=nM2lrGkKoo8 but, eh, it works.

>>69528312
Go for it, worst case scenario you get a holiday to Switzerland plus it's not exactly too much of a trek for you

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She fucks little boys!

https://www.interpals.net/merthyrgirl

>>69528312
Who? one of my qts is too

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>>69529205
>In 2006, a Channel 4 series ranked Merthyr Tydfil as the United Kingdom's third-worst place to live.
>paired with Clichy, a kinda shitholeish banlieue just north of Paris
>apparently filled with pedophile sluts

What a nice place to live.

Is uploading the photos broken or is it just me?

>>69529205
>tfw she said I'm cute

reading through this thread as a korean is comedy gold. you guys are sooooooo fucking pathetic holy shit hahaha

so what is this? couldn't find?

>>69529117
Merci. No idea, I have been planning to go to the "institut francais" to borrow a book or two from their library, so perhaps I will find any there. Not like I have any other way of meeting them, since I study math.

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>>69530457
forgot pic

>>69530439
*cringe*

>>69530553
"Did not detect any faces" try to use another picture / crop this one.

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>>69530553
Holy shit that works. I remember I catfished a russian 25 y/o with my fake korean. But she never gave me her vk. Just went to see my recorded session with her and took a screenshot of her face and searched her on Findface.ru. AND IT FUCKING GOT HER.
HOLY FUCK.

I could now send a recording to the company she works now or her friends. But I am not that cruel desu

>>69530796
don't do it, that's mean

>>69530829
*cringe*

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>>69530829
It's so fucking crazy that it actually works lol

>>69530796
A recording of her doing lewd things anon?

>>69530936
no one likes you anymore

>>69531128
>implying this thread isn't just me LARPing with a bunch of proxies.

>>69531078
Ofc, the crazy thing is. That she used to be chubbier, but the fucking app still found her lol.
It's definitely her, because I remember she told me about that city as well.
http://i.imgur.com/lCzuIso.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/c7uRrKO.jpg

>>69531078
>http://i.imgur.com/lCzuIso.jpg
Also look at her wallpaper lol. >>69530796
It's definitely her!!

>>69525967
>"y te6R 6in cekc?"
kek
but you should delete and abort it since the system recognized you as a real person they want to be popular
you're too deep im that shit you better get out before matrix-like guys start lookin for you

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>>69531404
>you better get out before matrix-like guys start lookin for you
tfw OP predicted that someone would get v&

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>>69463695
Kek, naive murrican.

>>69531534
>>69531404
But I used to search this on my fake vk korean profile. Which some dumb russian girl made for me. Using her own phone number.
CHECKMATE atheist

>>69531591
чтo-тo знaeшь
>>69531594
Dunno, if I were you then I would not delete the account, the amount of memery from this is exceeding all expectations.

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cp is not ded
random pic

>>69531661
This, I think we all approve of the memery!

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>>69529288
She's not on interpals (yet)
>>69529135
She wants to book a train straight from the airport all the way on a scenic route through the alps. But she also only decided this very recently so not sure what she wants to do the rest of the time.

>>69532917
Also now she finally told me why she hates her Russian husband. She took care of that man for 6 months. While he was looking for his "dream job". He was just staying at home and playing game. DESU he doesn't deserve that hot piece of ass. He only went to work after she told him that she couldn't take care of him the whole time and that she was out of money.
Tatar men are niggers btw

Close to 8000 online again tonight

https://www.interpals.net/Newageto

When will the babushka meme end

>>69533694
Yeah, I've logged into all my fakes.

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>>69518790
My French gf has dumped me two days ago after exactly a year together and 7 IRL meet-ups because she couldn't handle such a complex LDR anymore.
I logged in on IP right after looking for a replacement qt but haven't gotten many views even though I have updated my profile several times.
What's happening nowadays on this site I used to have at least 80 views daily a year ago.

>Received a "Hi What about you?" from a t*rk
What did he mean by this, /lit/?

>>69527223
She looks almost exactly like the Ukrainian QT I lost over 2 years ago.

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>>69534581
Hi how are you

>>69534581
Why did I open this pandora's box?
>Hey everybody, If you want meet a ateist, >feminist,student, writer....
>Im here
>Reading book,ride a biycle, swimming, >Thinking,Play my hair, sleeping

Pls, /cp/, halp me.

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>>69534752
>how are you
I am pretty sure that he said "What about you?", silly.

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Let's see how it goes.

>>69535463

Lol

>>69534752
who's that female

Back in Spain lads. The blogs come to an end. Already organised, spur of the moment, going to spend a long weekend together in Porto, so that's neat. I get to post here with yet another flag.

>>69535771

some American girl

>>69535812

Badass bro. When?

>>69535901
Late February. I needed to go there to look for a summer job anyways so made sense to invite her along. If that Portubro is around to give us some tips that would be great

>>69534011
ayy

>>69535998

;)

>>69535771
Can't you see? She's your sister, Quasimodo :^D

>>69536611
hehe xd

>>69536653
ebin x---dd

>>69536653
>>69536740

she looks exactly like my Italian qt desu

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>>69536071
had a go at it

>>69537094

Lol.

I would have done a lot more to it, but I don't have photoshop

Found at qt I haven't talked to in over a year on vk, messaged her... Let's see what happens))

Spasibo Russian computer geeks))

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>>69537183

this Russian QT I'm friends with I hadn't talked to in like 6 months. I was about to delete VK. I was so close, but for some reason I didn't. The next day she sent me this! so, I'm glad I didn't :)

>>69537145
i did it in paint lol that's why it looks so bad

>>69536992
Oi I see you

>>69537328
I'm not going to say too much about this one, but Clayton stalked her and we used to laugh about him together! I should send her some of his new videos!

>>69537703
HE SAID IT! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!!
https://youtu.be/43Uknu4LEso?t=3m40s

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>ask qt for a pic of her drunk
>she laughs but says refuses and says she'll send a "good" pic
>she doesn't know I already have all her 90 some pics from vk

>>69538053
>>69537703
who did I use to stalk? Im confused? And what did I say? 3:41? Actually I do have people come up to me and ask for my autograph and to take pictures with me. You guys forget I have been on TV before, had a job as a model, among many other things lol

>>69538621
I just got a video of my former qt doing karaoke. Looks like VK is a gift sent by Kek himself!

>>69538738
why don't slaves put their profiles private?

>>69539107

>slaves

Hey!

>>69535463
He replied with "Eri cahs" WAT DO?

>>69539263
There's only one thing you can do

Fuck him

>>69539129
fuck i didn't do it on purpose but im laffin now

>>69539375
B-but I do not want to

is vk free?

>>69539460
yea but they're a botnet, you HAVE to give them your number. you cant use a phony email

>>69539460
As free as your mother's slag ;^D

>>69539460

Yeah

>>69539384
well the word slav comes from slave so ...

>>69539384
How did your exam go?
>>69539460
yes
>>69538053
wat is dis
>>69539493
>botnet
pls stahp

omg this is creepy omg omg omg I love vk : |

>>69539493
>>69539460

yes

You can use a phony phone number though.

I used one from Czech republic for my vk.


http://receivesmsonline.eu/

Use one from here, but if they don't work plenty of other sites provide this

>>69539517
Heт

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavs_(ethnonym)

>The Slavic autonym *Slověninъ is usually considered a derivation from slovo "word", originally denoting "people who speak (the same language)", i.e. people who understand each other, in contrast to the Slavic word denoting "foreign people" – němci, meaning "mumbling, murmuring people" (from Slavic *němъ – "mumbling, mute"). The latter word may be the derivation of words to denote German/Germanic people in many later Slavic languages: e.g., Czech Němec, Slovak Nemec, Slovene Nemec, Belarusian, Russian and Bulgarian Heмeц, Serbian Heмaц, Serbian, Bosnian and Croatian Nijemac, Polish Niemiec, Ukrainian Hiмeць, etc.,

>>69539616
>phony phone number
it takes 5 minutes to steal your account.

>>69539616
oh .... maybe I saw a desinformation document ... anyway ....

>>69539708

who the fuck wants to steal fake vk accounts ?

I had mine tied for 2 years now with a czech phone number

>>69539544
I thought I did good but I came home redid some exs that I wasnt sure and turns out I miscalculated something at the beginning so everything after that is wrong, im just waiting for pity points for knowing how to do stuff but my teacher is a biaatch and only counts the final result

>>69539616
well too late

>>69539804
You the lad in Porto?

>>69539878
não

>>69539804
>only counts the final result
That sucks, we usually get to redo the task if the calculations were wrong and the idea is right.
>>69539773
I have just stolen 5, nothing interesting though.

>>69539998
Are you really going through those numbers and entering peoples VK accounts ?

lmao

>>69540136
It takes 30 seconds to get into the account.

>>69539905
:(

>>69540183
but you really have nothing better to do ?

>>69540287
Eh, I expected to read some convos, but no luck.

>>69540287
To be fair I did the exact same thing with interpals accounts

omg VK has a market specially created for 4chan users!!

>>69540473
Well they are "fake" accounts for a reason.

I do have a few convos in mine though, with a few qts.

Though I originally just made it for music

>>69540564

to be fair so did I
with both.

>>69540287
its fun to read people's convos when you're bored

>>69540564
cheers lad

>>69540577

Really?

Told the t*rk that I am a kurd. Expecting to get cyberkilled soon.

>>69540610
A LOT of people have some convos on their fake accounts. Even me.

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Honest to God, I made a big mistake in thinking that I could learn from and teach French people here. You think the fuckers would be pleased to practice English with a native speaker and maybe get to know someone in the process? Like fuck, I don't even ask for anything in return, I just offer to help them, I even address them in their own goddamn language. Y'know, English is still useful in Asia, especially the big cities (the only places those stupid frogs go)? Nah, fuck that if you're not some slant-eyed manlet with bleach blond hair named Kim-Park Hyuk, it's a no go. It's not even that they say "no", they just don't fucking respond at all! If you don't wanna go through with it, at least give me a response. Kinda funny I can find a Québécois, a North African, a Belgian, even a fucking Asian living in France who are down for anything, why not a metropolitan? Oh wait, I forgot - I've had some good experiences with the Marseillais, yeah Marseille, apparently one of the worst French cities (if not the worst), might as well be the best as far as I'm concerned. Fuck France. Fuck InterPals. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>69540892
yeah it's beta! haha

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>>69541094
>mfw he cannot into language exchange

>>69541094
Having the same experience with Russians and Ukrainians. Like god dammit I even go to Ukrainians in the most nationalist parts of the country and tell them specifically that I want to learn Ukrainian, not only Russian, but they're all god damn koreaboos.

finger and tears and I think about sex

>>69541201
dont have an account since some time, but aren't koreaboo profiles fucking obvious as fuck at a first glance already? If you see that someone is learning japanese/korean, don't message them, it's as simple as that

>>69541323
Except almost everyone claims they're learning English in addition to their slew of category IV difficulty languages. Good luck finding someone whose looking to learn JUST English.

>>69541323
There's the obvious ones but there's also the ones who say shit like "I'm interested in Korea but that doesn't mean I don't want to talk to others." but I'm quickly figuring out that's a lie.

>>69541442
If you see any mention of korea/japan, it's a waste of time.

>>69541409
English is easy enough, people rarely ever struggle with it that much.

>>69541533
English is easy, I'll admit, but seriously don't put that shit on your profile if you're not willing to go through with it. And it's not like French don't have a reputation for claiming how shitty their English is.

>>69541671
Don't message about helping with English in the first message. Just strike up a usual conversation.

>>69541094
I don't even get the hype about Korea/Korean
It's a very difficult language that is also very useless, the culture is shit and if these people ever go there they're gonna be hit with the harsh reality that they will never fit in

>>69541784
They're impressionable young girls/female manchildren who watched a k-pop video and think all Korean men are bleach blonde twinks.

>>69541784
Should I bother making an account? I wanna make a language friend. But I heard it's literally aids now.

I used to have one a year ago or something but deleted it after some mishaps.

>>69541729
This, save the languagey introductions for third or fourth message. With my Italian I really wanted to learn Italian so I gradually moved the conversation onto that. Turns out I got more than language exchange, but that has just meant better motivation and more practise. 3 months in and I'm conversational level - took me 3 years or so of Spanish to get to this level

>>69542200
What language? I'd say go ahead, give it a shot, but look elsewhere too (iTalki, Hellotalk etc.) Persistence is key.

"I tracked you down one year later by using Facefind. I used one of the lewds you sent me as I have them stored in The Folder together with all the other lewds I've gotten from Russian qts"

Something tells me I should modify the story a bit...

>>69539544
He said "girls spill their spaghetti"!
Is he, dare I say, our guy?

>>69541949
All these bleach blonde twinks look like colossal faggots though
>>69542200
Yes it's worth it, despite what others have said being a native speaker of English has been really useful for me talking to people, yes people want to learn Korean but everyone also wants to learn English

>>69542276
I'm learning two (Mandarin and Korean) but my Korean is alot better. I just need a language partner cos no IRL friends. Though I'm thinking to just stick to one language.

Haven't heard of iTalki I'll check it out. Hellotalk I know of but there's just a bunch of white fever girls on there usually or people aren't really on there to learn or help which sucks most of the time.

Also you're right with persistence, gotta practice more but no motivation.

>>69542524
Korean you'll do fine with, I got a load of messages from Korean girls when I didn't even have anything about it on my profile

>>69542200
Didn't mean to quote that anon in my first post.

>>69542514
Fair enough, I like to help people out but I just hope I can find people legitimately interesting in language exchange it seems impossible imo.

>>69542563
Hope so, last time my luck wasn't so great cos people on there were pretty much shit.

>>69542646
The first message I got on the site was from a gorgeous Korean girl, and I had nothing about learning Korean on my profile - there's a lot on the site.

>>69542466
>He said "girls spill their spaghetti"!
>Is he, dare I say, our guy?
eh, is this an anon from /cp/?

>>69542735
Fair enough then. ty

now to think of a username

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>>69542514
>All these bleach blonde twinks look like colossal faggots though

Not all family

Well maybe all korean ones

I've been thinking about doing it.

Issue being I'm too lazy to shave regularly so I mostly have a beard.

>>69543103
If I get doubles you have to call yourself beaverhunter69

>>69543128
Don't do it, dark-haired folks who bleach their hair never look good.

t. natural blond

>>69543128
>I've been thinking about doing it.
r u gay, Nebojsa?

>>69542735
I've never had messages from random attractive Asian girls. What is this meme?

>>69542758
Yeah, he is a funny guy 2bh. One of my favs :3

Btw, are the girls who are liking my pictures on VK fakes? I understand that the girl with G cups who looks like Gianna Michaels is fake... But what about the others? :S

>>69543255
set your location to any major British city

>>69543255
you just gotta get on during SEA power hour.

>>69543128
Your European you can get away with it but Asians who go blonde look fucking stupid

>>69543183

kek
thought about it
as in years before, this chick I dated wanted it desu.
And I wasn't opposed to it to be honest.

>>69543242

Maybe... but for Spike only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDt4LwvjcE

>>69543340
asians almost always look stupid desu.

>>69543293
Yes plenty of fakes randomly liking people on VK.

I get at least one a week, just randomly liked my picture.

>>69543310
I do. They never message me. Not that I'm complaining because I don't want to deal with some girl named poo who can't speak English, but I still think it's weird how you guys complain about it but it's literally never happened to me.

>>69543460
I'm just as confused as you. I'm a ouiaboo who got his first message from a "Korean" a couple of days ago, though I notice the only folks who look at my profile are Asians. I think it just depends on the various contingencies of one's profile.

>>69543550
I don't get viewed by Asians either. Basically just slavs and t*rks.

>>69544181
>Basically just slavs and t*rks

Story of my life. No messages, though.

i hate all of you to be honest,this site used to be entertaining

>>69544181
Turks are Asians!

WE WUZ MANGUDAI

>>69544687
Your (you)

>>69544734
When I say Asians I generally refer to east and southeast Asians. Even though some Turkic people do look like chinks, but not the Turks who live in Turkey.

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>>69544858
>WE WUZ THE GOLDEN HORDE

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>>69545471
What's wrong frnied?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


MY FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES

>>69546025
>MY FRIENDS
https://youtu.be/jNidgA_efz0

>>69546119
do you have any friends ? i once talked to a norwegian in omegle and he was really strange, talking about wow crystals and sheiit

i also see nidga in that url

>>69546399
I have a lot of friends. On my old interpals account I had almost 30 :)

Norwegians are really weird, only Swedes, Finns, Krauts and Frenchies have more autism than us.

how do i know if someone how hasnt used the site in like a year catfished me?
im super paranoid ,i hope i wasnt tricked by a brit ,thats all

i tracked all the social networks and she fucking dissapeared no fb no skype,anything

shit i think i lost "it"

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tfw no gf

>>69546773
What the fuck would they catfish you for ?
Your nudes?

nobody wants to see that shit family

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Do not make fake korean profiles!

>>69547678

Why not? :^)

Bump bump

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Does anyone want to hear my story about how I met a girl on Interpals 2 years ago, got into a relationship with her, lived with her and broke up with her 3 months ago?

>>69550033
Sure, I want to hear, Muhammed

>>69550033

Yes

>>69550033

Wait... didn't you cuck her with some Asian?

please post moar of these fake korean stories
it's comedy gold

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>>69550072
>>69550462
>>69550491
>2014
>interpalling
>the cutest fucking girl ever visits my profile, we end up talking, it turns out we have so much in common
>almost identical taste in music too
>gradually fall in love with her
>she's from greece
>we skype everyday for months, we exchange parcels
>she sends me a t-shirt she was wearing, it smelled like her scent
>we decide to meet up in her cute little island town 4 months later
>we fall in love for sure, kiss, fuck, stay together for weeks
>i meet her family, they love me, I love them
>I meet her friends, I love them, they love me
>eventually i go back
>she visits me
>i visit her again
>months and months pass by
>I have a second life in greece now, so many friends there, I have a second family there, they see me as their son
>2 years in, things start degrading
>the long distance is starting to harm our relationship gradually
>i ask her to settle with me, she doesn't like the idea
>this sort of shocks me, I thought we loved eachother like no tomorrow
>i start to despise her, i'm passive agressive towards her because she doesn't want to settle
>I grow colder and colder
>we meet up again for one last time
>it goes fine, but she notices that I have become distant to her
>I tell her that I want to break up because our relationship has no future because she doesn't want to live together
>she agrees
>we break up
>I try to become disillusioned still
>I thought she was my soulmate, I thought she loved me like no tomorrow, but she couldn't make small sacrifices for our relationship
>realize that I've been doing more than she did
>but I still love her

It's been 3 months since we broke up, but I still can't get over her. I've dated other girls since then, but I always keep comparing and I can't compromise.

>>69521520
Already got her nudes kek

>>69550816
>dating a non-white.

>>69550829
God it just makes me feel like so much of failure that in the three years I've been on interpals I haven't gotten nudes from a single girl, not even a white fever gook.

>>69551970

Just b urself.

>>69551970
it's not that hard, if you act flirty and she plays along she'll start taking lewd pics for you, obviously if you get her into the mood first

they don't usually send nudes out of the blue and if you don't ask for them, unless they are massive sluts.

>>69539561
WHAT IS VK SORRY IM NEW

oh.. I just realized.. because I said spill their spaghetti in my video umm.. ya I do use internet nerd talk in real life. I use to make money playing video games im a real nerd trust me. Actually I also say waifu, and have called girls semen demons as a joke before. And you would be surprised just how many "normal" girls know what im talking about when i talk in a ridiculous way to them. Of course then you have the random girl that doesnt even know what QT is but thats life I guess.

>>69552509
How do I even act flirty without coming across as a massive creep? I literally have no idea which is probably why I'm talking to girls on the internet in the first place.

Will you make a cozy nest with her?

https://www.interpals.net/olyshkamalish

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>tfw you exposed your powerlevel to a qt when you were drunk.

If I just wait a few more days to respond, she'll forget I lamented about the destruction of western civilization due to immigration, socialism, and feminism... r-right?

>>69553594
Depends, are you a complete fanatic about it or normal? There's nothing wrong with sharing views. The last guy I talked to was always foaming at the mouth I couldn't do it anymore.

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>>69554355

Normally, I express an interest in eastern European culture and dismiss traveling to western countries, I just don't explicitly mention most of my fascination with Eastern Europe is because of a lack of immigration and feminism. I specifically mention my interest in Russian novels, history, etc...

>The last guy I talked to

u wot.

>>69550816
tell her to pay debts

>>69550816

Pay debnts

>>69518851

You don't get cucked by a sugar daddy if you're fucking a girl that he has to literally pay money to fuck.

You just downgrade her to fuck buddy and use her for sex.

>>69550816

She found a guy she likes fucking more than you. Was probably banging him entire time.

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>>69550816
>>69551878
>>69554820

I don't quite understand how some /cp/ers can devote themselves entirely to a qt.

Your first concern should be traveling; if you can find a travel partner to join you with offers of sexy times and showing you around her home town, by all means take her up on her offer. But don't dedicate all of your time to her. You're living for yourself, improving your life, having new experiences.

Beaches and shores, etc..

>>69555113
I fell in love you moron, it wasn't by choice. But you're an American, you guys don't understand the concept of love. Culture of sex and hedonism you have.

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>>69555165

>But you're an American,
S-sorry.

>you guys don't understand the concept of love.

Neither do women. Women are narcissistic, hedonistic, and selfish by design. Your only value is how much excitement and opportunities you provide for them. Your first priority should be improving yourself, and becoming a better and more experienced man. Women don't want to grow with you, they want a grown-up man.

For once, listen to the leaf, he's right.

>>69550816
Deutschanon, your post made me almost cry desu, I've experienced the same situation, but my qt was Parisian and we lasted 1 year exactly. I even booked a train to visit her in 2 weeks but she unexpectedly told me I should cancel it since she knew it was going to be the last time and didn't want it to be awkward and sad.
LDR are fucked up, not only emotionally but also financially. I fucking threw away 4000€ in one year, never again.

>>69554787
If your grill is fucking someone else for money it isn't cucking?

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The first, and only time I've responded to a guy on interpals.

>>69553594
Just make sure to laugh when you talk about it. Not the crazy laugh, but the bants laugh:
Lol, Merkel AMMIRITE xD
Lol, immigrants AMMIRITE xD
Lol, wonder who's pulling the strings AMMIRITE xD
Lol, jewry AMMIRITE xD
Lol, muh 6 gasillion AMMIRITE xD

Not even being a polak sounds bad when you do it that way.

>>69525967
i am a real korean man but i didn't put my picture on ip why do you use that fake korean account? i don't understand the koreaboo girls

>>69555459
That fucking sucks. And 4000 euros? Holy shit how? Did you at least get over the break up? How are you feeling right now?

>>69555601
Because they show tits in 5 minutes to Koreans (the handsome Koreans at least)

>>69555600

You make a convincing argument. I previously told her I was a libertarian, and had to explain the intricacies of my reasoning and ideologies - I assume she knows I'm not a normie.

Just checked her response, and she asked me why I thought Eastern Europe would share my ideologies. Can be easily explained away by, "well, Eastern Europe doesn't have many immigrants. right?!"

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>>69555459
>He fell for a frog

Remember kids: French girls are awful and at some point she will cuck you. The meme is real!

We should add stuff like that to the pastebin 2bh.

>>69555658
nope they didn't do that to me but some ridiculous girls tried to flirt with me even though i never had any picture of mine yet there maybe i'm too boring to get their hot pictures

>>69555493
>>69555600
>>69555784

#Justice4nortism

>>69555638
Yeah, over 2016 I've been to Paris like 8 times, mostly for just one weekend but I had to pay each time for an Airbnb flat since we never told our families about our relationship and therefore I couldn't stay at her flat. We got to know each others' friends though and she also came to visit me in southern Germany (where I live and study for the most part of the year) like three times.
Paris is a fucking expensive city, man, and she didn't have any saved money so I had to pay for everything.
It was kind of shocking when she dumped me two days ago but thanksfully, she asked me to end this before or next meet up in two weeks, it would have been more painful to say goodbye to her in person knowing not was going to be the last time forever. She paid me the expensive train tickets back since I couldn't get a refund with her Christmas money.
The reason for our break-up was the same as for yours, we didn't have any plans and hopes of living in the same place in the future and since I've been stressed lately because of my Bachelorarbeit and my last exam, I haven't talked to her as much as I used to and that damaged our LDR.
She was really cute and we had many things in common, but this shit was consuming me uezs.

>>69555781
some russian/polish/ukraine/hungarian/belarussian girls asked me to send a gift-_- wtf i'm a poor student

>>69556001
>f i'm a poor student

Send them nudes with a bow around your dick.

>>69555959
>I had to pay for everything
Really makes a normal person think

>>69555959
>She was really cute

Post her nudes.

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>>69526244
>Looked nice at first, but turned out to be a typical korean.
YOU FAKE FAGS ARE RUINING OUR IMAGE!!!!

Why do so many guys view me REEEEEEEEEE

>>69555784
French girls hurt my soul. They're so beautiful and their voices are amazing (the ones IRL not the weirdo koreaboos etc on interpals) but they're a pain in the arse.
>>69555781
Have you considered there are no immigrants in Eastern Europe because literally no one wants to live in Eastern Europe? Imagine turning up from Syria in some shit Hungarian or Romanian town, you'd move to Germany, France or the UK quick as you could, and it would be the easiest part of your journey so far.

>>69556569
What are you doing on IP?

>>69556590
Looking for greencards

>>69556619
Where to?

>>69556635
Your heart anon

>>69556581
>literally no one wants to live in Eastern Europe

I do. And one of the appeals is the lack of third-world immigrants. Is there any other reason why foreigners would be interested in Eastern Europe?

>>69556773
Depends where you mean by Eastern Europe. There are some parts that are stunningly beautiful and idyllic, and with a western education it's possible to make a lot of money. However, going there without a job offer already on the table and without speaking the local language is asking for trouble. You'll end up in a commie block in no time.

I really want to move to Latin America one day, but the main appeal is the sheer size of it and how empty large parts are. I hate living where I can't see the stars, to put it romantically.

>>69550829
You gonna share then lad?

>>69556168
i won't.. because many of them are underage girls but i'm not sure if they are virgin girls

>>69556581
>>69555784
are really european girls that bad? do they often cheat their lovers?

>>69556917
>with a western education it's possible to make a lot of money

Which credentials do you think are most valuable in Eastern Europe?

>I really want to move to Latin America one day, but the main appeal is the sheer size of it and how empty large parts are. I hate living where I can't see the stars, to put it romantically.

I've traveled to Central/South America and the Caribbean, and I can say you will find places in tune with nature, it's only a matter of safety.

>>69557095
European no, French yes.

>>69557122
>it's only a matter of safety
I will promise to be careful of the Patagonian drug cartels. Either way I can take care of myself, I figure it's the same as anywhere, just don't do anything that screams wealthy tourist or obnoxious git and you'll probably be fine.

>which credentials do you think are most valuable
No idea mate. Depends on the country, the region within the country etc etc etc. Medicine is always a good bet, but I do know some STEM and finance degrees are practically useless due to the overcentralisation of the EU. What do you study? Assuming you're not underage here.

>>69557220
>just don't do anything that screams wealthy tourist or obnoxious git and you'll probably be fine.

I'm white, so I couldn't get away from people trying to scam me out of money everywhere I went. If you can pass for a local, I'm sure you'll do fine.

>What do you study? Assuming you're not underage here.

Nah. In fact I'm at the age where I'm becoming too old to apply for a working holiday visa. Dropped out of university, but I'm considering going back so I can attain a degree in high demand in Eastern Europe.

>>69557095
Yes, they are.

Where is jawbrah?

дoбpoe yтpo

https://streamable.com/014bp
https://streamable.com/niyzn

Two more short clips from this ho im talking to, literally does anything I say

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Which cunt has the THICCest women?

I'm ready to get my pelvis crushed.

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>>69558667

You da real MVP.

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*Contemplative jazz music plays*

>>69558667
>https://streamable.com/niyzn

She is from Russia?

>>69553594
Don't feel bad, I once told my Korean qt that race mixing is degenerate

>>69559126
No.

>>69558667
shes pretty fucking qt

>>69559364
Shes like a 7

>>69559423

She's a 5, but you got her naked. Good on ya, m8.

>>69559504
>a 5

>tfw she writes a song for you and sings it but you just want to see her milkers again

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>>69555781
Well depending on her, the "you don't have any niggers there" is a bit risky. I would rather aim for the "of course it varies from person to person, but from my impression Eastern Europeans in general ......"

>>69555905
this

>>69555900
Because you don't look like a K-pop idol Kim-sun. Koreaboos don't actually like Korea, they like their "glorified" version of Korea.

>>69556581
Mine too, but not because I loved them luckily. Just because they are massive sluts and 3/3 have been involved in some racemixing.
Fuck them.

>>69556651
You found y-your way into mine at least a-anon :3

>>69558621
He has a channel with a friend on YouTube called The Northern Brothers.

>>69560535
>tfw milkers has become the new name for juggs on /cp/
Will you share her great big dirty milkers with us son?

>>69558667
qt, nice tits

>>69561016
Show yours and I will show you my Hoppian snake :-*

>>69558667
How do you do it? Do you need to be white to get girls to be that much interested in you?

>>69561108
You can create a Korean/Japanese fake too. Korean is the easiest I think!

>>69561145
Nah I dont bother with korean shit

>>69557945
I'm white but I'm quite dark for it, and the lass is even darker. I also speak Spanish and Portuguese which helps

>>69561145
I'm not interested in Asian girls. I want dem white qties!

>>69561287
Just b yourself and change your flag on interpals to Korea.

>talking for one day
>when are you coming to Thailand
Done talking to jungle niggers

>>69561532
"helo my name car"

>>69561532
I think they love every men from 1st world cunts

>>69561145
white koreaboo girls are too naive even worse than asian koreaboo girls

>>69561287
You misunderstood me mate... White girls on IP are really thirsty for the noodle, so if you make a fake profile of a model tier MALE Korean/Japanese dude you will swim in big white dirty milkers.

>>69561807
Usually I'm against violence, but Koreaboos deserve a beating. Like a real one.

>>69561874
i saw some hard mode norwegian koreaboo girls on ip and some of them calls me "oppa" but i don't think they are annyoing just i feel uncomfortable with their fetish for my cunt but they will grow up one day so you don't worry them

>>69561874
violence is gud desu

>>69562088
>I feel uncomfortable for their fetish
This. I always worry about fetishising race and culture etc, I hate how Americans think I'm some monocled royalist wanker and figure they only like me for my accent

>>69563099
Yeah I get that all the time from Koreans
I just want to take them to Bradford and blow their minds

Is it real love if I think of my qt while having sex with my friend?

>>69563436
Lmao good shout. Even London would disappoint them to be honest. Going to have to get my qt to come see me in Somerset and Sheffield, where I'm living now. I hope she doesn't mind the Chinese too much