/brit/

excellent edition

maisie

im about im about

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>>69341348

gonna do a suicide

imagine what kind of twat you have to be to wear sunglasses in a club

amine

Surprised that you lads think brickies are poor

They make decent money

>>69341328
hmm, yes, now i COMPLETELY understand

absolutely howling at the idea of some cunt legit tyring to brag about being tough when he literally runs to the cops and reports the guy who beats him up and broke his glasses hahahahaha

>>69341394
Again wasn't wearing them but only memes matter to these people

need a dutty gyal to come sit pon mi cocky RIGHT NOW

>>69341394
*grabs you by the neck*
Yeah? You want to go sunshine? I won't hesitate to press charges you jumped up little twat

Where's our resident Deanologist?

We're overdue for an in-depth Deano and Sharon NYE post

Also any statements on the 250 quid glasses man?

>>69341389
great game that
>>69341406
To a homeless person a guy on minimum wage is rolling in money

>>69341394
The kind of meff who goes around sucker punching people and running away

need my head caved in asap

getting more miserable by day and I've developed a very unhealthy drinking habit to avoid having to think

>>69341406
So do I, but I don't have to do work outdoors moving bricks about

>white collar occupations

ah yes enjoy being fat and depressed

>>69341364
the role of the bbc is to play on people's emotions
fucking clueless convo dweeb

>>69341440
What's wrong with that?

must be something wrong with my phone lads, i didn't get a single new years text last night haha. anyone else on 02 having this problem?

did the ball go around the really hot ball?

>>69341435
Only people that deserve it. My case was completely unprovoked which is why he got in so much trouble

>>69341470
got one from my gf and 3 from friends

how are we this miserable 2017 morning lads

feelin' good desu

I wear sunglasses in the club. I've had girls come up to me and ask me if I was the mysterious guy in the club with the shades. I found that pretty funny. Also I've had girls come up to me on the dancefloor and want to try the sunglasses or simply OBJECT to them. For example, one girl said "Why are you wearing sunglasses in a night club?" ... But, being as wise as I am, I had foreseen this question. So I claimed to be blind and frisked her face. She did not enjoy that however. But the sunglasses have been victorious as well. I wanna focus on the incidents where they weren't though... Once there were 5 girls who ganged up on me and started bullshitting about how you're not supposed to wear shades in the dark. I remember replying to the most bitchy one (that was literally yelling at me angrily) that I did not really give a damn what she thought of me or my glasses and then turning my back on her.. This made her FURIOUS.. And she danced very angrily with me after that... Maybe that was victorious..? Anyways...

Reckon the deano meme is an upper middleclass swipe at the aspirations and efforts to climb the proverbial ladder by the working class

A snidey way of undermining them so as to preserve their own status

never been in a club

>>69341463
It's all fun and games until you've got a debilitating hernia by the time you're 60
Being a sparkie is where it's at desu

>>69341445
>dweeb
haha alri kim possible

>>69341443
>NEET

ah yes we enjoy being fat and depressed

How many chins have you tested lads?

16 for me. Mostly soft southern chins.

>>69341470
got none
sent none

>>69341470
ive found that i am not getting any replies to anyone i message. i have the same issue with facebook

hope this can get sorted haha

>>69341418
Find it funnier that he clocks people in the back of the head and then darts for the exit, thinking he's won

Good style comes at any cost. How is that a crime lmao. At the end of the day this guy has a criminal record and I dont

>>69341497
if you cherish your raybans then i wouldnt if i were you my man

>>69341489

There's no middle class people on /brit/

>>69341440
Some people enjoy that. Depression from lack of sunlight, hating your office job and Co workers isn't appealing to some

>heart beating extremely fast
>jaw clenching
>strange feeling of disconnection throughout my body

ah yes, the old NYE comedown.

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I'm undefeated in fedora fights. Vast majority of the time it's just one fedora from me and it's over lmao. There was the one time I got hit. Pressed charges and he got a record for it and had to give me his fedora as part of his sentence lmao edition

>>69341489
deanos exist in all classes

>>69341484
font

>>69341506
stop responding to me you doyle
fucking peasants ruining my day

>>69341497

They're awful

Nobody enjoys them. They just go because everyone else does. Very much an emperor's new clothes situation

>>69341521

>there is no middle class people

you're clearly not

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>Good style comes at any cost.

>>69341534
*prescribes you 50mg of dmt*

>>69341478
Ah yes you didn't deserve it but they did so it's fine suckerpunching unsuspecting people

Hope you try your shite on the wrong person some night and get bottled

>>69341515
this is the best bit

thinking he's connor mcgregor then when someone does it back to him he's got his head in the lap of a WPCSO crying about his glasses

>>69341536
*funnels money and arms to Sprska*
pfft, nothing personnel

anyone go out last night and see everyone kissing someone at midnight apart from you

>>69341552

Phone post, suck my cocks

as of today people born in 1999 will start turning 18

>>69341545
but muh manchester music scene

>>69341545
I enjoy clubs

wondering what to wank over to mark the start of 2017 desu

>>69341519
i lost my aviators years ago and i wouldn't wear them anyway cause they don't suit

>>69341571
>out
lolmao

>>69341543
*calls you and beeps you*

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>>69341571

>>69341583
my first cum of the year was to remy lacroix desu

>>69341577

Woah slow down Einstein

>>69341583
yourself in the mirror

would absolutely annihilate any of you lads in hand to hand combat

>>69341515
Multiple issues with this. Not the back of the head, that would be retarded. I don't make for the exit I just leave the scene. I have won because they are in pain and I've got off completely free. Not sure what's a win in your mind. No pride in the real world. Why would I stand and fight and potentially lose

>>69341605
based remy. decent choice

>>69341470
could be worse lad

>>>/r9k/33801501

>>69341582
you enjoy chemicals which trick your brain into thinking you enjoy yourself.
Under no other circumstances would anyone enjoy doing the same dance moves for 5 hours in a hot sweaty mass, listening to music that you've heard a 100 times before

Don't reply to him it's bait

my failed normiehood became extremely apparent on NYE

what is a deano?

>>69341619
you sound like a monumental pussy. frame it anyway you want, you run off after you sucker punch someone to avoid having his friends find you and beat the shit out of you. then, if a fight doesn't go your way, you run to the cops and get them involved

genuine runt tier antics.

>>69341646
at least he's still enjoying it. whereas you're a jealous bitter neckbeard moaning about people having fun on the internet.

>>69341637
>receiving texts
font

having a really smelly sloppy post night out shit at the moment. i wish i could communicate just how sloppy and smelly this shit is

>>69341594
things like this is why we shipped you all off to some hellhole desert continent

Never go on a date with someone who speaks poor english unless they're a total slut

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>>69341650

Could absolutely smash any of you in a game of racquetball

Clubs make me cringe

Absolute non entities dressing up and spending a fortune on drink so they can pretend they're in a music video lmao leave your pineals in the cloakroom

>>69341646
>tfw got tricked into enjoying myself

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>>69341675
Give it a score senpai

>>69341646
there's a difference between going to ordinary club nights and dedicated music genre events hosted at a club, which is the patrician choice if you appreciate music

literally never enjoyed myself

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>>69341489
Yeah definitely

They deserve it though, the lower middle classes are the most nasty, cancerous group of people in Britain

>>69341708
deffo a type 6

>>69341670
Don't get me wrong, I do the exact same thing as well.
But I just don't pretend that I'd enjoy it if it wasn't for the fact that I roll each time

>>69341646
either way I'm enjoying it you spacker

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what do I say next lads? bit new to the whole tinder thing

want to say something else cheeky as she seems like a desperate slag that will gobble my balls with a little persuasion

Shan't be reading any post in this thread.

dont care

>plan to spend day pounding the gf
>brothernwants to come over to smoke drugs

Ffs

>>69341740
LEMME SMASH

>>69341738
just say you like MD and coke then you mong

>>69341708
type 4 this morn.

my brain tricked me into enjoying something :(

celebrated new years by going out

and by going out i mean smashing my bollocks with a brick haha

>>69341740
are you an archaeologist?

>>69341677
haha yeah alri mate look dr drakken is doing some shit just need you down here on the double

>>69341740

ask her if she fancies a bit

>>69341740
>Aw
>she seems like a desperate slag that will gobble my balls with a little persuasion

think you've misread this situation lad

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New year's day threads are always my favourite.

All I want for 2017 is a qt gf who has a bright smile and can cook

never been drunk or done recreational drugs

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>tfw to intelligent to enjoy anything

>>69341740
what's your favourite meme?

literally had a dream about bollockposting
think i need to sort my life out

>>69341794
virgin

fucking hell lads

brain just tricked me into having fun watching a movie

>>69341767
literally never done either

farts are absolutely repulsive this morning christ alive

off out lads. back later. don't any of you bastards take my last 2 rich teas

Gf said she wamts to finger me

How can we go about that hygeinically and comfortably

>>69341786
cannot wait until you get skin cancer and have your nose chopped off

>>69341734

Why is he wearing slippers >>69341735

>>69341784
what's the next bit
>>69341794
I mean from her profile

my mind tricked me to feel the pain of someone close to me leaving the game... of life

never been replied to

>>69341819
Ok Ket/speed/whatever it is you aussies take

>>69341658
I'm not trying to 'frame' it any way. You think I should stand there and say oh good sir why don't you have a pop now?

Nothing gentlemanly about fighting. I don't see the need to pretend there is. Just get it done, and get justice if it's done to you. The world isn't fair

>>69341861
only drink

>>69341845
because I have a large bone for you to examine

>>69341794
She's from Stoke m8

mind just tricked me into being australian

>tfw to intelligent to be tricked into having fun

>>69341827
My gf fingered me in the bathtub then when she was does she kissed my bumhole saying she loved every inch of me

Rofl

>>69341813
>>69341871
>he does the virgin post

Nothing like getting wiped out on biscuits dancing a bit, talking shit to a stranger and hugging every cunt in range.
Having a similarly minded gf for after is the crunch however.
Go to bed and fuck each other raw for hours or.. This place.
Why I don't partake anymore.
Lonely comedowns are the worst.

69341868
just kys you tryhard runt

>>69341893
>saying she loved every inch of me
would probably make my life having a girl say that to me desu

>>69341896
never been a virgin.

really a miracle that my bollocks still function as of 2017 desu

>>69341908
sorry about the terrorist attack in your country lad, my condolensces

what's your heart rate? dont smoke not fat but at 19 its 78 and thats apparently quite bad

>>69341908
FONT

>>69341908
>Go to bed and fuck each other raw for hours

my knob is like a scared turtle on a pill, no life in it

mate shagged his bird in the toilet last night at the after party gaff and we was all listening haha

>>69341947
what does a scared turtle look like?

>>69341880
You seem miffed, why do you hate clubs so much?
live and let live

>>69341932
im 19 and have recordes it as low as 45

hope thats not a bad thing haha

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>>69341958
I meant a tortoise

>>69341989
is he ok?

>>69341989
yank twat

>>69341971
why are you replying to me

don't do that ever again

Should I lose the 'ginity to an escort

>>69341947
my dick is literally a few centimeters at the moment. looks pathetic.

Really fancied a wank too.

>>69341971
dunno about him but got dateraped by some fat lass who bought me a drink, haven't been to one since

>>69342018
can't see the harm

>>69341921
Yes I didn't hear anything until you mentioned it.
Catastrophic I'm sure.

proper fucking starving but I dunno if I could eat anything yet with the amount of coke I done last night

Kissed my mate on the cheek last night

Not sure why
He didnt react
But its bothering me now

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>"Hey look, I don't mind like saying hi to you or whatever when we pass. But please don't interpret it as anything but politeness on my part, okay? I'm just like really not attracted to you and since we have to see each other every day I'd prefer it if you respected that and sort of kept your distance. It's just really awkward when you try and talk to me like this, and you may not notice it but other people do. So please, I'm happy to say hi and smile or whatever but I do that with everyone so please don't be creepy and think I'm being especially nice to you for whatever reason, okay?"

>>69342028
hot

>>69342036
i know who you are lol

Did the same ruse years ago. Must he pretty much none of you around from then lmao. Go find it in the archive

This dirty 3rd wheel runt we let hang out with us kissed me last night when he was pissed, never speaking to him again.

>>69342036
bender

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>>69342018
Doesn't count

>>69342031
the feeling of emptiness knowing that you're such a runt you literally have to pay someone to let you to stick your willy near where they wee wee from?

>talking with people under 21
Never felt so old and out of touch before lads
fuck sake I'm not even 30

>>69342036
obviously your repressed homosexual tendencies came to manifest under the influence of alcohol

fuck off bender

Mate fingered my bumhole last night.

No idea why.
I was too shocked to react.
Might never talk to him again.

doing a cry

>>69342037
>tfw grabbing or giving a cheeky spank to the girl who's always nice to beta's arse
That dominating feel. The look on their sad mugs is priceless.

cold and raining outside, sat by the fire playing world at war campaign, not back at work for another week

very cosy start to 2017

>>69342036
do this to all my mates

>>69342080

A fanny is a fanny

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the gf

>>69342003
Ok

>>69342085
tbf that's literally what dating is if you have no desire for a gf, just cuts out the middle man and uncertainty of it

>>69342036
>But its bothering me now
kys faggot

>>69342080
post your best felicity picture

this girl is immensely attractive, went to oxford and is rich

how does it feel to be objectively shit compared to some individuals?

>>69342096

we're going to end up scrapping if you keep doing posts like hat

Shagged my mate in the bum last night

Not sure why
He didnt react
But its bothering me now

is it a bank holiday tomorrow?

>>69342115
made me thought

>>69342036
did this to someone once when he gave me a beer at a party
he was FUMING

>>69342146
yes mate

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>we're going to end up scrapping if you keep doing posts like hat

>>69342115
>just cuts out the middle man

you have a middle man too? mine just keeps under the bed when we do it

>>69342136
>this girl is immensely attractive
hmm

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upper class > upper middle class > working class > middle middle class > underclass > lower middle class (Deano)

Prove me wrong

>>69342146
no. you're back to work laddo.

>>69342085
yeah but you'd have that feeling already, but except now you get to have your willy in a kitty

i love kissing pretty boys

>>69342174
>Working class that high
Deluded poorfags

>>69342174
what the fuc is a deano? a chav? someone who just barely manages to escape the council estate?

>>69341691
Depends. Some are cheap and just play alright music (rock/metal if you're into that). Most are like what you said, just play trash and all the callcentre working weekend millionaires with that same stupid slicked back haircut, a diesel watch and blazers with the pocket square.

Never even owned a pair of Ray bans

>>69342085
I bet you own a fedora

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lads

>>69342192
Hi Deano

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imagine being funny enough to make her laugh

>>69342146
yes AND no

>>69342096
I used to know a lad who would poke girls in their arse with his fingers then dramatically sniff his fingers.

Is Cities: Skylines any good lads? Might cop it in the sale here. I enjoy autistic games.

>>69342193
*uploads the barratt lifestyle pic*

>>69342184
i reckon it's just learning how uneventful sex actually is, and that you will walk away from it identical to how you entered it rather than whatever some teen movie says.

>>69342097
Cold and raining? Where do you live s9>>69342136

>pretending to be a chad on the british k-pop discussion section of an american political forum just to get (You)s
can't think of anything more pathetic

>>69342018
yes, I did it and it becomes much easier to talk to real grils once you get over the nerves of not knowing what you're doing

>>69342193
fuck off already

so glad i was born australian 2bh

literally one of the top 3 nationalities to be born as

being canadian or swiss would also be pretty good and MAYBE american if you're born in a good state. being born british is fairly average to be honest

mental that someone in australia will read this post

If you don't just know what a Deano is and need it explained to you then you don't belong here and should just leave the thread

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these women don't have any power over me, i've been alone so long, I see an attractive woman and feel literally nothing as ive forgtten what human contact feels like

actually makes me quite good in social situations, women crave my attention but can't get it

>>69342226
>how uneventful sex actually is
>rather than whatever some teen movie says.
don't remember teen movies saying sex with your first love was like sex with a rando you paid 2bh

>>69342230
cumbria

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>>69342241
shut the fuck up cuck

>>69342210
Yeah it's comfy

Think I might be shadowbanned

more like dumbria

>>69342147
you know i'm right though. girls might want you to take them out at least once or twice before you fuck unless you pick up from a club, and for dinner and drinks twice it could easily be $120 to even $200 total (talking AUD). even after that, she might decide she's not into you and there's $200 gone, meanwhile a hooker is like $250

>>69342184
and £50 or however much it costs worse off

What kind of runt tells other people about dreams they have? Do they not realise that nobody gives a shit?

>>69342267
>>>/reddit/
>>>/cum/
>>>/anywhere but here/

>New Armana Miller video
>Rims the guy deep while looking in his eyes
>Ends it by nibbling his arsehole and giving it a kiss
Why is she GOAT lads?

>>69342262
Abnormies btfo

The sweetest guy in the world. He is always there for you, night or day. Has the biggest heart. Has great hair and amazing eyes. He is the kind of guy who doesn't give himself too much credit for being cool, but he is super cool dude! He is good looking, cute. He is the kinda guy you wanna squeeze and never let go cause he's just that awesome. He is very caring and thoughtful. They make you want to be a better person. Very intelligent and honest. Seriously, everyone wants a Deano!

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>The Queen did not attend a New Year's Day church service at Sandringham because of a "lingering heavy cold".

She's going to go soon lads

>>69342263
>cumbria
>>>/r9k/

>>69342300
good, it will trigger a referendum

>>69342292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA

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are cunk

>>69342199
nope, unironically have a flatcap though

>>69342254
not sure what this FONT thing is 2bh, is it a normie?

muh DICK

>>69341637
that cant be good for your mental health to spend too much time on r9k

>>69342115
>tfw the gf pays for me
hmmm....

>>69342262
a lot of movies about guys having sex focuses on how much they supposedly change after it's done. it's not the falling in love thing, but like the guy who has the taste of alcohol to some shot next morning of him absolutely annihilated.

just fuck an escort, don't tell anyone then go out and fuck a girl you haven't technically paid although you probably have.

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>>69342193
Someone who lives a salaried existence working in middle management and lacks the initiative or intelligence to do anything else. Has a very shallow and materialistic existence. Lives for the weekend and has never grown out of obnoxious 'lad' behaviour. Likes lad bible posts on facebook. Is probably pussywhipped by his control freak fiance named Sharon

>>69341637
doing a giant dose of kratom will give you extreme nausea and make you feel like you're dying

t. took 150g once

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5ley99/knock_knock/

sorry to intrude but will any of you lads upvote my new reddit joke?

sorry plebbit and all haha

>>69342339
I genuinely enjoy paying for my gf on a dinner out, makes me feel masculine and gives me validation haha

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NEED a hunk bf

>>69342365
Future pay piggie 2bh

the second you cum after fucking a prozzie, you will feel the most regretful and pathetic you have in your entire life

>>69342365
yeah, I feel a bit runty and embarrassed letting her pay but she's stinking rich and I'm a povvo

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>I genuinely enjoy paying for my gf on a dinner out

was watching college gridiron today and got really upset thinking about how easy the 6'2 nig quarterback has it

>>69342379
nah it feels fucking great

>he thinks getting a prozzie is sad
that feminist propaganda really hit you hard huh

>>69342339
that's the gf or so called gf. i'm talking entry level "hey i'm xyz" dating. guys foot the bill, which is fine but at the end of the day, if your goal is to just fuck her and not actually date her then it's a risky venture.

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just copped

i miss the early 2010s

>>69342379
depends how much emotional investment you put into it

didn't feel like a manlet last night

was standing in a circle with some lads and none of them were taller than 5'8 or 5'9, some of them were even shorter than me.

im 5'7 btw

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if life is a gift then where is the damn reciept??

>>69342376
I studied chem eng to earn money, but don't enjoy spending money on myself (must be the genoese blood). I do enjoy spending it on gifts for the lass, so if it makes me happy, where's the problem?

>>69342379
Can't be any worse than wanking 2bh

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>>69342292
mentioned

>>69342429
you don't normally get receipts when you receive a gift you nigger

>>69342379
Exact opposite of my experience. I'd rarely felt better

still don't know what to say to the tinder bird

needs to be witty and have heavy sexual implications

>>69342423
2008 was the last year i had any happiness

>>69342379
can't imagine what'd be like sober. i've only done it once and i was so fucking drunk that i barely even remember it happening.

>>69342433
alright mate, Rosy would have a field day with you

>>69342441
except you are down 200 dollars now. it is essentially an expensive wank. just wank for free instead

>>69342237

How long a session did you have
Any performance anxiety

am i the only one who feels utterly disgusted after cumming to ebony pornography?

it's not even afterwards, sometimes my mind instantly switches to imagining a white girl.

>>69342460
>over an hour since her response

It's already over lad. Girls want fast, witty responses from Chad. They don't want you autistically fretting over the wording of your reply for an hour each time she sends a message.

>>69342470
$200 isn't much in the grand scheme of things
There is only so much joy you can get from wanking

>>69342433
Leave

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How do I genuinely make this year different

just realised im a wasteman

>>69342484
haha fuck off
maybe for ugly virgins like you

>>69342292

Link

>sober
get thee hence unitedstatesian

>>69342484
>

>>69342505
>tomorrow my real life will begin!

dont worry mate you got 365 new tomorrows this year

>>69342469
literally who?
>>69342448
maybe not in rich families

>>69342482
never once watched a black girl in porn. the vagina contrast with the rest of the body is a real turn off for me

>>69342433
If you happy, fair
Just don't be stupid

>>69342379

Worse than turning 29 as a virgin?

how was everyones new years eve?

why are you lot obsessed with girls licking mens buttholes?

>>69342477
like a half hour

yeah a little bit but if you get the right one she'll make you feel comfortable

>>69342505
hit the weights, be yourself, and more importantly lower your standards.

>>69342547
m8 just get it done ay

>>69342557
its a ((new meme))

>>69342557
it feels pretty amazing ngl

>>69342557
spunk almost hit the roof when the gf first put her finger up my jacksie

mad ting

>>69342556
went to clubs with the boys it was a bit shit it was packed but still just a bit shit

so we went back to my mates and smoked loads and loads of weed

>>69342557
It's the best part of the video, seeing a bloke curl his toes in pleasure and let out grunts because a qtpi is using her small tongue to fuck his arse.

>>69342499
not a democracy m80
What's so hard to understand about not enjoying spending money on yourself? I get terrible buyers remorse unless it's a book or something

>>69342557

It's an incredibly intimate act

people give democracies too much credit

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american english:
>crisp, clear pronounciation
>spoken language is closer to the written language
>improved and omptimized spelling. what's the point of the extra "u" in "color"? archaic garbage. why end words in -ise when the pronounced sound is clearly -ize?

british english:
>garbled, bloated pronounciation. a simple 'what' is pronouced as "woooooooh"
>spoken language is only tangentially related to the written language thanks to what i can only describe as hyperactive spit glands making sure the mouth is always full of spittle
>spelling badly in need of reform, using unneeded forms from the 18th century

>>69342609
I got a gobbie with a finger up the arse, felt great but jesus I thought i was going to shit myself

>challenge showing the chase until 8pm
alri lads gonna enjoy spending the day together

>>69342610
I went to a club but left and went home alone because it was shit
was asleep by 2

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>>69342658
>americans so stupid they need to copy off BULGARIANS of all people

>>69342662
thats cause you're only used to your anus being stimulated when there's shit coming

>>69342588
What's it feel like?

>>69342680
alri

was are brookers 2016 wipe any good might give it a watch before sherlock tonight

>>69342618

>>69342618

>>69342618

>>69342662
>felt great but jesus I thought i was going to shit myself
for me it felt so much like i was going to shit that i couldnt focus on any good feelings

had a dream that a girl raped me
strange feeling because I didnt want it to happen but at the same time couldnt stop because it felt so good

>>69342556
had people over, neighbours both sides were away so could make noise without guilt, wrapped up at 3 and woke up comfy with no hangover :)

wbu la

>The dilemma: I am 26 years old and three years ago I was going through a difficult period in my life following my parents’ divorce after a long marriage. I was befriended by a work colleague, a lovely older woman who is now 50. We have become very close, but not in a physical way. I’m a virgin and have never experienced physical intimacy. That said, I am and have always been attracted to her, but I’ve known from very near the beginning of our friendship that the feeling isn’t mutual, I think because of our respective ages

which of you is this?

fucking hate people with friends

>>69342556
went to the pub, too tired after a curry so had one pint, came home, watched harry potter through 12 then went to bed.

p. enjoyable tBh

>>69342556
Watched Harry Potter, had some doritos, had one drink of vodka and Robinsons diluting juice, watched the man kick the ball, went to bed ~23:30.

>>69342680

Most of them descend from slavshit though.

>>69342710
this

>>69342658
THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>some escorts won't see anyone with less than 5 positive ratings from other escorts on adultwork

High standards for someone who swallows old man jizz all day

>>69342556
still havent slept yet lol

Unironically enjoy wanking to bareback romanian whores' profiles on adultwork

>>69342716
>>69342715
>harry potter
didn't realise /brit/ was such a kiddies club haha

>>69342734
Feel the same way after reading their posts on "support" websites

Way, way too judgemental and shit for being essentially a living flesh light

>>69342786
they're enjoyable easy watching when you've seen em before, go to heck la'

>>69342825
more a lord of the rings man myself desu