/brit/

all /brit/ posters should be killed

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Bringing it back
https://youtu.be/Gr5Dnk4Rd3k

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the drawin swamper president playing golf with bill clinton

>a semi-autobiographical novel
>he does the virgin walk

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

>>69242655

But if this was true the Irish would have rather large cocks

got IAD lads

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>>69242683

>>69242696
um
sweetheart

>>69242677
>let the bodies hit the floor
>let the bodies hit the floor
>let the bodies hit the floor
>let the bodies hit the...

Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.

In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?

If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.

Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.

#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.

Good day.

>>69242710
went biking on the moors with a friend one, ended up heading down the cleveland hills at 40 mph and hit a bush, went arse over tit

never again

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what's it like living in a town like Dent

>>69242680
yes

it's almost as if trump is a liar

>>69242655
You sound like a little pre pubescent fruit. Why are you muttering? Is mummy sleeping? Would daddy hit you a slap for raising your little mouse voice?

Ultimate Deano films:

Fight Club
Shawshank Redemption
Lock Stock
Reservoir Dogs

>>69242715
why use hashtags in a letter

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>>69242715
when donald trump said Bill Clinton could've been the best president of the US if it was not for the slut of lewinsky

>>69242715
Trump is more pro-gay than Hillary "Goldwater" Clinton

>>69242742
No

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>>69242734
He's fucking seething lads

>>69242742
love all of those 2bh

>>69242742
Deanos unironically like capeshit, but only for the action scenes unlike the numales who watch it for the "omgee such deep lore!!!11"

GIVE IRISH CUTIE YA FUCKIN CUNTS

>>69242773
>>>/cum/

>>69242655
Im half half , interestingg how accurate it is

>>69242715
Why do people prance around with them? II swear if people who wanted others to "hear their voices" were just ignored they would shut up eventually

>>69242762
>awh lads look at mee ladss im a big norn iron lad i love sectarianism and limmies show mate yea thats hilarious and quirky and random and so scottish just like me yeh im scottish incase u didnt know mate yeh im an ulster scot

Referencing the following anime in my thought below: AnoHana: The Flower We Saw That Day.

I was made aware of this anime from WatchMojo's recent Top Ten Feel-Good Anime list; the point they highlighted from that was relationships that actually developed from video games and such. And I had heard of "relationships" coming up from playing online co-op video games or something. This logic is beyond my understanding, and I feel like I missed out on a sort of opportunity or something. What do I know about that? I've spent my life with lots of single-player video games, and raised from my senior citizen father and my 40's mother on the traditions of old-fashioned meeting people and making relationships from there. And Yet, from 2000 to about 2011, I flunked bad on being able to meet many people and starting much of anything, aside from the few actual friends I have made.

Regardless, I was feeling desperate for my long-term companion/sweetheart,...

I lost my train of thought.

Anyhow, I feel a bit of frustrated and mentally jumbled from all that. Ugh.

Thank you for listening.

Now, be sure to get a good night's sleep for the possible overnight miracles that can happen.

Brooklyn 99 is a good show

yanks had a president called Gerald Ford

did not know he existed

>>69242779
Why yes I do cum thank you very much

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https://twitter.com/cosmixhoney/status/746934973811220482

would knock the fuck out of these irish lads that think they're hard behind their keyboards

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>>69242773

>>69242655
Me in the middle btw

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>tfw you will never stab English immigrant babies with your pitchfork and throw them into a river while their parents cry.

>>69242805
shut your cockhole

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>>69242734
Alri Spotty mate how you going?

>>69242812
top banter la

>>69242783
I am Scottish you fucking bentshot.

Typical Irish brainlet can't tell his arse from his elbow, or his mother from his sister.

>>69242812
Thats not very nice

I could understand doing this to chinese or africans but other whites?

Business idea: dominate girls in bed, let them know who's boss

>>69242808
would shag 50% of them, would murder 50%

gingers are either fit, or runts

doing a yawn

7 December at 6:19 pm
Three things this post.

One: I AM a full-on Woman soul. In Fact, and my real and closer friends can and will tell you the same, I feel better with positive, less confrontational actions, especially pleasant conversations, offering emotional support, and slice-of-life feminine things. I can't help that I grew up with Transformers G1 and beyond in my background, viewing schedule, and lifetime, and developed an interest in the toys and collecting some of them. A lot of women can tell you the same that we all sometimes like a break from the emotional details and view something Fantasy or Violent. And a number of males don't always like violence, either. So, Next time you doubt me being a Lesbian Transwoman, based solely on me playing with Autobots and Decepticons, Think Again, haters. I Love all female bots and cons: Arcees, Windblade, Chromium, Elita-1, Firestar, Airacnid, Aracnia, etcetera. Take your pick of the few.

Two: I Can't get a job, and I have tried, as well as considered a LOT of details. Making beyond the certain amount per month in a job cuts into my SSI. The Trolls and Bullies have Killed my Background with all of the mis-content they have mostly misconstrued for the worst, as well as those that they have tricked, conned, deceived and blackmailed out of me. And I have my mother to worry about and care take; it IS a tiring process on my mind and emotions; Good GOD, my emotions! Among the other stresses that weigh me down emotionally and mentally, as great and heavy as the planet Pluto, or a LOT of Hippopotamuses, On My Head.

Lastly, On ScrewAttack: Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie?! WTF?! Are they Actually going to take the creepy pasta into account? >:( Ugh. Pinkie will Lose against Deadpool. That is Sad.

That's all for now.

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>>69242835
>scotsman banter

>>69242808
literally the redeeming feature about Ireland

>>69242839
>other whites

>>69242824
Not me you fucking eejyt. Is every irish post you dont like the mysterious and elusive seamus? Guarantee youre the wee fruit whos uncles legs got blown off by the ra ahahaha

>>69242835
well then fuck up about Ireland you fucking scottish clown, go suck some english cock gayboy nonce

>>69242655
Well, considering that the English are more closely related to Africans than the Irish, I think this ~150 yr old meme can be put to rest.

>>69242839
>Irish
>White

Laughing

>>69242742
The new Transformers are the ultimate Deano films

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Oireland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ8KK8u9dN8

>>69242847
my ex was properly dominant

it was then and only then i discovered how stubborn i was

was NOT keen on having to let her call me her pet for a handy

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The protestant settlers in the occupated six counties need to DIE

>>69242858
>>69242862

They are, just a bit special is all

>>69242855
>>69242849
gingers freak me out though redhead girls are magnum qt
drive me mental

though if I saw a crowd of gingers like that I'd run

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>girl i'm talking to constantly goes on about how you shouldn't judge her for how many people she's slept with
>tell her I've slept with none
>immediately starts judging me

Ah yes

redpill me on the queen being dead

>>69242879
>Settlers
They're the rightful inhabitants 2bh

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https://twitter.com/Richard_1942/status/814687003115716608

fug

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>>69242808

>>69242879
someone said that's a crossdressing man on the right, is that true?

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its the Protestant's fault for everything bad ever since Herr Luther

>>69242909
Please let it be true

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>>69242903

>he's never penetrated a vagina with his penis

HOWLING

the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5xSXmzVXuo

>>69242919
fuck, I mean the left

why do the scots and irishmen hate eachother lads

>>69242903
how many has she shagged?

Lads why have (you)s just become underlined dots on the post link

>>69242903
How many has she slept with then la?

>>69242944
Scots are traitors

>>69242933
Told the exgf I had sex before but didn't tell her it was with a prossie

haha

>>69242952
because you touch yourself at night

>>69242949
>>69242955
8

Apparently that's not even that much for a girl.

>netflix added a "skip" button to skip past intro credits

impressive

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alternate Irish flag I made

>>69242952
I thought it was a problem with my computer
Hiroshimoot had better not have removed (You)s

>>69242944
We dont really tbqh

We hate the protestant settlers of NI who are of lowland scot descent

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>why yes milady, i am indeed a virgin

why yes milady, i am indeed a virgin

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>>69242879
We need Ailtirí na hAiséirghe

>>69242980
he did
because some autismo spammed /qa/ for weeks asking to remove them

>>69242974
Lmao that's pretty average for a girl

Women love trying out different cocks with absolutely no emotional attachment

>>69242934
ah yes, american women

>>69242944
>irish emigrate to scotland in droves
>suddenly two of our major cities are awash with crime and deprivation
>still can't integrate after 100 years
ah yes I wonder why we might hate them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW24N1G0WIk

>>69242998
>listening to redditised autists on /qa/
The more I hear of this fellow the more I don't like him

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hm

>scots colonise Ulster
>English get the blame

Hate it

>>69243020
your opinion doesn't matter

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>Rangers
>A joke team
>A team that get beat by Celtic every other week

fuck rangers and the proddy scum that support them

what is it about anime that is so appealing to losers and neets?

>>69242974
how old is she though?

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>>69242998
Going to spam /qa/ to get it back then

Brian O'Driscoll is my favourite Irishman :)

>>69243038
English put the bastards there and they were lowland scots, essentially English

>>69243012
fuck up you fool, the Irish were always in scotland. The scots are fucking irish for fuck sake you stupid little twat.

>>69243042
escapism in my case

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found some cyclists

don't know why there is so much trashy people in the uk and ireland

like 50% of your white population are chav niggers with no manners or respect

The normie friends are calling me to show up to the party
but I'm just sitting here doing a poo browsing /brit/, ngl I like you lads better
a lot higher IQ discussions here than irl

>>69243021
Truly a man of the people. Can't be bought. Looking out for the average Joe.


*guzzles cum*

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>>69243038
>we kill the irish and take their land
>potatobrains bomb the english in retaliation
two birds with one stone

>>69243065
fuck up would you, get off your high horse

>>69243065
this country is full of chavs and nouveau riche
it's one of many reasons why it's such a shitheap

>>69243051
I know who that is

>>69243021
ALL THOSE ESTABLISHMENT CAREER POLITICIANS ARE CORRUPT
THEY ALL WANT MONEY!!!!!!11

>>69243072
It'll take a lot more to buy him out than usual.

>with a girl alone in her room for the first time
>haven't told her I'm a virgin, been bragging about my non-existent sex life all night
>she starts getting touchy
>ok its go time
>stand up on the bed
>pull my shirt off to show my narrow shoulders, wide hips and chubby, hairless body, pull down my pants to reveal my flaccid, hairy 2 incher
>she stares for a few seconds
>tells me to leave

And thats why I'm still a virgin lads

>>69243087
based BSA

>>69243053
>The scots are fucking irish for fuck sake
WE

>>69243090
By the looks of his cabinent it really isn't that much

>>69243044
20

What the fuck is community college?

>>69243065
lol have you ever been anywhere in this country bud?

saw some guy in a BassPro hat climb over the counter at A&W and yell at some other redneck in his Ford F150 outside the other day

>>69243065
UK is a shithole tbf

Don't want to leave because I'm used to it but objectively it's quite crap

Ireland is literally just Britain in denial too

>>69243107
WUZ

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>>69242909
lads..

now if in the so called ""first world""" 20 yo girls fuck with 8 lads...then it means the in mexico 12 yo girls fuck with at least 5 lads hehe

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>>69243117
8 is a lot then imo

>>69243099
i believe it

>>69242909
this can't be real

>>69243141
what are you on about yeeee fool ye

>>69243053
>Scots are essential English
>The Scots are fucking Irish

Scots = English
Scots = Irish

English = Irish

Irish = subhuman non whites

Hmm

t. Welshman

>>69243099
didn't happen

>>69243127
Really? Why is the UK so difficult to immigrate to then?

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Facts They Don't Teach You At School

>>69243053
>fuck up you fool, the Irish were always in scotland. The scots are fucking irish for fuck sake you stupid little twat.
>>69243107
>>69243133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dk8b1327Oi

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If the Queen dies I'm going to be so upset tomorrow
might deck someone if they make fun of her

>>69243155
check
>>69242903
>>69242974
>>69243117

>>69243111
what do you mean? who's on his cabinet that you think paid him to get on there

>>69243155
age of consent is lower in mexico

MEXICANONCE

>>69243099
Literally what I'm afraid of.

>>69243099
Unless you really are truly disgusting most women will put up with it rather than say no 2bh, I'm not sure if they can somehow put up with it or if they're really that afraid of confrontation

It's been my whole strategy 2bh

>>69243145
Its not though. It's one every 6 months.

Considering most girls go out once a week and they are pretty much guaranteed a shag if they want it, 8 is quite tame. Most girls are at about 40 by the time they leave uni. It's insanely high if you compare it to previous generations though.

thanks god i am virgin

>>69243107
>>69243133
>>69243169
>>69243159

The Scots where an Irish clan that came and subjugated the Celtic Picts in Scotland in the early 9th century and introduced irish law and culture to scotland

going to sleep

if the queen is dead when i wake up then i will kill myself

>>69243163
Cos we don't want it to be any worse than it already is

the fucking parasite queen of the pirates will die soon

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the Irish saved the world
Dublin is the 3rd Rome

>>69243169
Irish racial superiority is the greatest gimmick this board has ever seen

>>69243203
Oh yeah cool

*Walks away and talks to someone else*

>>69243124
This story makes no sense

>>69243222
rude

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>>69243206
Wakey wakey

>>69243199
>>69243199
>It's insanely high if you compare it to previous generations though.
hmm
Not sure about this one
Sexual revolution began in the 60s, then the drug and alcohol fueled disco/club scene of the 70s, 80s and 90s

HEh just fake news goyim
https://www.bustle.com/p/queen-elizabeth-is-not-dead-this-hoax-comes-courtesy-of-fake-news-27001

>>69243133
Begorrah!
*punches wife*
So you be sayin'
*makes bomb*
We wuz
*riverdances*
SCOTS N SHIT?
*dies in famine along with 1 million others*

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Absolute howling at this fenian cunt that relentlessly posts about how the Scots are all descended from Irish invaders in the dark ages.

He does this in every /scot/ thread and has already been shot down by history students that provided with a multitude academic sources to contradict his desperate delusions.

Quite literally WE WUZ tier. The Irish truly are a shower of pseudo-niggers.

>>69243237
>me buying spicy chubby chicken meal
>guy in hat hears his mate at the drivethrough window
>jumps over the counter to talk shit with his mate while tiny cashier girl yells at him

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>>69243245
n-nno

if the queen actually dies i'll post my bollocks here

>>69243246
Of course the so called ""cultural war"" against russia in the cold war

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do sheeps drown? i bet they're stupid enough to drown in the river

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>>69243199
WHAT THE FUCK

Need a Mexican gf

>>69243246
All the drugs and booze in the world do not add up to the simple power of Tinder and social media m8

The average woman who is 18 now will have shagged well over 200 people by the time they're 30. Welcome to the future.

>the mexican is actually extremely redpilled and intelligent

oh wow

Hedonistic pot smoking dopamine addicted runts deserve death tbqh

WILL MURDER ANYONE WHO THREATENS TO DISBAND THE MONARCHY

LONG LIVE THE KING

>>69243287
sheep are intellegent, sentient beings and having relations with them is NOT immoral

>>69243312
>he doesn't want a "president

>>69243301
Fucking howling at the nick of this neanderthal.

Why do the Irish resemble proto-humans?

>>69243299
>The average woman who is 18 now will have shagged well over 200 people by the time they're 30. Welcome to the future.
Think you've been on /r9k/ too much lad

HOL UP
*smacks lips*
What yer tryin' to say is
*rolls up sleeves*
What you Anglo bois is saying
*breathes heavily through crooked teeth*
That we fenians can
*Swings shaleileigh wildly*
That we can like get sum
*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
Get sum of that you saying that
*holds armalite in hands and shakes it twice*
Some fookin
*eats potatoes and corned beef while having some Guinness*
Hol up so u be sayin is
*licks alcohol eroded teeth and grins*
That this little anglo gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*beats wife profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*surrenders anal virginity to the catholic church*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*bombs an english pub*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest pub*
U BE SAYIN
*collects dole money*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks beaten teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*scratches ginger hair*
SO U BE SAYIN
*sips potcheen*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*praises radical sinn fein paramilitaries*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*collects pot of gold*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for PSNI*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*catches a leprachaun*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem RUC*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts up a ra*
SOM FINNA
*chucks Claidheamh Mòr*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down petrol bombs*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check for 37 potato offspring pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws petrol bombs*
SOM FINNA
*bareknuckle boxes*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting in west belfast*
HOL UP MUH FENIAN
*converts to Catholicism*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated tiocfaidh ar la yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells heroin*
WE GON BE
*takes a puff of tobacco pipe*
GAELS N SHIT

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>>69243330
>Why do the Irish resemble proto-humans?
haha

>>69243299
This tb h

Imagine if instead of wanking to porn, you could just pick up your phone and choose from a list of literally hundreds of fit women who would come and shag you for free.

You'd easily get through 200 in a decade.

>>69243328
>some generic bureaucrat and a soulles republic
naw

Republicans have no ground to stand on, there's nothing to gain.

>>69243328
I'm afraid when we eventually become a republic people will choose some shitty yank form of government

Westminster is truly the GOAT system

all of my female friends talk about all the sex they have with various men

they're sluts
and society is fucked

oh well

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Alri lads

Fat, ugly, or fit?

https://www.4chan.org/polls

>>69243334
Literally never been on it apart from when people linked 'bena from here

I've just done the maths m8

>>69243345
Fuck off you runt!!

>>69243365
>even his phone calls him virgin
dont know why you bother m8

just got vac banned from csgo

>>69243365
me on the top left

Business idea: a government with so many layers, departments and red tape that no laws can ever be passed unless they're exceptionally good

just got vacuum banned from csgo

>>69243341
Shan't be reading this

Funny that you got so butthurt over the short, simple and funny one that you speak to ages writing this crap one

just vacuumed my bollocks

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>>69243369
>click link
>click poll
>vote
>submit
>Only 4chan Pass users can vote.

dumb frogposter

I have crippling depression

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>>69243369
>only pass users can vote

All embrace me, it's my time to rule at last
Fifteen years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne

No allegiance I will swear no oath
Crowned by God not by the church as my power is divine

They thought I was too young to rule the land
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
My time has come

I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies, see Carolus rise
With the Lord my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the skies, see Carolus rise
To the skies, see Carolus rise

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Wish it was socially acceptable to wear a mask

Worked in a hospital and there is something incredibly liberating about knowing that people have no idea what you look like or what expression you're showing

Can see why the mussies do it desu

Mexicoposter is runt, ignore it

>>69243451
Yeah bet you do you fucking ugly cunt

MaxicANO

>>69243451
I wish capes were fashionable
they're neat

DO NOT HATPOST THIS (unless it's the vape hatpost)

>>69243439
MEIN HERTZ BRENNT

/brit/ skype group when?

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>>69243451
same la tbqh

>>69243451
>>69243465
agree with both tbqh

watching ear cleaning videos haha x

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after spending a few hours looking at great britain with street view i've determined that the north is better than the south, and that scotland is too clean and pretty to be a real country and is instead a tourist attraction, and that wales is like traveling 100 years back in time

https://www.4chan.org/polls/results/11

SAVE (YOU)S

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This popped up on the ol' normiebook feed

Really made me ponder

>>69243475
Dumb frogposting autist yank runt

>>69243451
they're a bit odd but acceptable here in the winter

>>69243483
dr itor will not like this

>>69243483
m-me on t-the l-left

Honestly can't remember whether I had a shower or not last night

Memory is shot to hell

Feinan cunts NEED anglo willy

>>69243486
fuck off leaf

do girls like sucking the foreskin on your flaccid willy?

>>69243502
no..

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>DO NOT HATPOST THIS (unless it's the vape hatpost)

>>69243451
Wish surgical masks were acceptable like they are in Japan

Do NOT want to get sick because some cunt couldn't help but cough and throw out all his disgusting little germs around me

>>69243475
>north is better than the south
very good post

Big Irish cocks were especially designed to contaminate a pure Anglo womb win paddy cum, leaving millions of Germanic mothers in the new world to raise bastard paddy children thus compromising thousands of years of pure non Hibernian lineage.

That's just the way things are swaying. The Anglo takes great pleasure in watching seamus, a pale, virile and strong Celtic bull forcefully take his woman and breed her. It's in his genes to bow down beneath the superior big mick dick.

And even still, while the Irishman fucks the brains out of some Anglo whore of Babylon, paddy and Sean are out bombing English pubs and shooting the legs off English men. Brilliant. Evolution at its finest. Revenge for the great hunger.

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*loudly scratches on the /brit/ chalkboard*

Y'all know me.
Know how I earn a livin'.
I'll catch this paddy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
Bad Mick. Not like going down the way chasin' rasheeds and the welsh. This Irishman, will heem you with one blow. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tax dodgers, put all your businesses on a payin' basis.
But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my jaw a lot more than three (You)s, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want /brit/ to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on the dole the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many runts in this thread.
10 (You)s for me by myself. For that you get the head, the bullocks, the whole damn thing.

wish I could get drunk 24/7

my brainless mom decided to send me to the doctor and cut me foreskin when i was 8

How does it feel Anglos to have your precious Empire snatched away from you by the superior race us Irish we are kings, our cocks were made for your women, we're going to rape every last one of your daughters and kill your sons, we will rule you for all of eternity and there is nothing you can do about it any law ever passed to degrade your society was passed by us :)

I take great pleasure in seeing you filthy fucks fighting amongst yourselves over such trivial matters and can’t wait for the Queen to die so we can finally become a republic and be free from you forever.

Oh yes Anglos it was us the entire time the author of all your pain, the Irish.

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>The Medicis are returning to Florence

ITS NOT FAIR

>>69243369

>>>/qa/924090

It gets worse, look at hiro's shitty excuses
Its a poor show

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Perfect society lads

>everyone wears masks
>you only show your face to close friends and lovers, to show your face is like showing your privates
>all social media is anonymous
>no reality TV, no gameshows, no dramas, no comedy
>only programmes allowed are well-made factual documentaries and the news
>all drugs legalised

>>69243548
bizarre but sounds interesting

you have a good imagination

The funny part is that if he ever said any of this stuff to an anglo lad IRL, he'd have his teeth smashed down his throat before he could finish.

>>69243537
Fuck the unionist scum. They will pay for the bloody sunday. Support from Sweden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT0yoo9B2Bc

>>69243548
>you only show your face to close friends and lovers, to show your face is like showing your privates

Ah yes, showing your willy to your mates

>>69243525
m8 you might have a substance abuse problem
*lights up another bowl*
you should get that checked out

>>69243560
ahahahhaha would in ur fuck ahahahahha

gimp

tell me about /brit/ why do they talk about masks haha

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>Perfect society lads
>>everyone wears masks
>>you only show your face to close friends and lovers, to show your face is like showing your privates
>>all social media is anonymous
>>no reality TV, no gameshows, no dramas, no comedy
>>only programmes allowed are well-made factual documentaries and the news
>>all drugs legalised

>>69243369
4chan pass here, what should I vote for hmm

>>69243548
t. elephant man

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>>69243548
>Perfect society lads
>>everyone wears masks
>>you only show your face to close friends and lovers, to show your face is like showing your privates
>>all social media is anonymous
>>no reality TV, no gameshows, no dramas, no comedy
>>only programmes allowed are well-made factual documentaries and the news
>>all drugs legalised

>>69243548
fairly certain this is the premise for a Junji Ito comic.

>>69243563
In most cultures its acceptable to get naked in front of close mates of the same sex, it would be like that

>Irish post
>reeks of insecurity

>watch out lad, if you said that irl the anglo "lads" (lmao, boys) would getcha!
>said the skinny little frail english runt who wanks to interracial porn
>just after he posted about genociding the irish on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>69243548
YA Fiction novel on the way

Is it gay to shag a tranny?

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>>69243548
>normies who show their faces off will be looked down on as perverted freaks

>>69243618
ah, there goes the rest of the thread

i hate new zealand

want to drive around scotland flipping everyone off

sounds like a good time

>>69243599
every time without fail

>>69243618
Depends if dicke and balls or not

>>69243647
wouldnt mind seeing a yank getting pulled out of his car and battered by angry scotsmen tbqh

actually it sounds hysterical

you do that

>>69243645
same mate

>>69243548
>>69243548
>>everyone wears masks
>>you only show your face to close friends and lovers, to show your face is like showing your privates
Literal Rasheed

>>69243647
try it and I'll smash you to fucking bits

>>69243431
yeah sure you do la

Need a intelligent wife

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>When Irish posters are literally too afraid to quote your posts

>>69243548
So, you want a caliphate?

>>69243668
you couldnt punch your way through a wet paper bag you limp wristed pencil necked pansy cunt

might go to ireland and just start beating the shit out of the sniveling little runts

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could you handle this girl?

69243672
hat.

>>69243655
I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Glasgow for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>>69243664
Rasheed only does it to women though, I'm proposing both

Really its just like extending clothes to cover the face as well. It's just as valid as wearing cloth to cover specific parts of your body.

>>69243674
yeh im really terrified x

>>69243678
do it lad, see how that goes for you, probably not that well because youre a socially awkward little middle class faggot whos never had to get in a fight in his life xxx

>>69243681
Veering between sex and bayonet

>>69243677
>recycled cliche insults
ah yes the world famous irish banter

I'll set you on fire you doss fenian cunt

intelligent women?
that's oxymoron

>>69243686
meet in kelvingrove by the skate park 11:15pm saturday mate

>>69243699
your MUM is an oxymoron

>hiroshimoot hears about how obsessed people are with (You)s
>takes them away for no reason
>you have to buy a pass to get them back

Chinky wee fucker

>>69243698
Is threatening to set me on fire and calling me a doss fenian cunt "scottish banter"? right o

>>69243686
>>69243709

Can I come watch?

my mum is retarded haha

>>69243678
>runts

Says the spawn of some cunt descended from some fucking village idiot. Couldn't beat an egg, you wanker.

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>do it lad, see how that goes for you, probably not that well because youre a socially awkward little middle class faggot whos never had to get in a fight in his life xxx

intelligent Irish?
that's oxymoran

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>>69243716
are we still talking about this? i did the css fix same day and now all my (You)s are motivational

>some cunt descended from some fucking village idiot
howling

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>>69243716
>add them back with custom CSS

Remember lads, no matter how far you fall, no matter how badly you screw up, you will never, EVER be the Irish runt picking fights in /brit/ instead of his own dead general.

>>69243692
>>69243727
t. skinny little virgins that are never off the computer
if you even looked me funny i'd grab you by the neck and put you through a fucking window

sharting at the thought of a bunch of scots, irish, english and a few welsh lads arguing over the internet at 5am

>>69243742
can you not get rid of the dots?

>>69243758
not sure, i asked but got no reply. there probably is tho

>>69243754(You)

testing

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>>69243754

>>69243753
This post essentially sounds like a sad regurgitation of my post:
>>69243692

But regardless, it doesnt apply to me. I may be shitposting on the chon at half 5 in the morn but I got the ride at 16 so whatever.

>>69243754
Its not a glamorous job but some brave lad has to keep the runts in line.

>>69243758
yes add

a.ql-tracked {
border-bottom: 0;
text-decoration: underline;
white-space: nowrap;
}

>>69243758
Thairunt pasted code for it if you want to go through the archives

>it's only 21:33 in California
Absolutely mind blowing lads.

>>69243783
This is a virus lads dont do it

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>it's almost bedtime in australia

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>Irish """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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You feel good you survived 2016 without committing suicide?

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>>69243783

>>69243804
Spacker Morrissey

>>69243807
id feel better if i didnt

>>69243807
yes

>>69243818
why are you laughing? that is how you do it you tech illiterate runt

>>69243807
mate, the entire country committed suicide in june

there's a girl in this thread right now

my virgin senses are tingling

>>69243753
The fucking irony of your shitpost is astounding. Wouldn't need to look you funny, you look funny as fuck already. Go to sleep you inbred moron.

going out for a fag and then ill wish you all a happy new year and night night xxx

PFF you found me xD

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haha

>>69243804
Fucking howling

Look at him sticking his jaw out

Absolute turborunt neanderthal spacker

>>69243846
t. spastic little irish mong

do you think Spotty O'Chinnogal even posts here anymore?

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>>69243837
the EU is collapsing. globalism is a failed endeavor. the brightest minds within our countries have foreseen it. brexit is the best option

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>i'll fucking smash you
>no i'll fucking smash YOU
the utter state of you fight club wannabe cunts

>>69243879
delete this image mate

>>69243856
>censoring his eyes
>as if anyone could miss that fucking bo selecta gimp jaw

99% of brits have irish ancestry

>>69243873
Tried to hang himself but couldn't get his troglodyte head through the noose hahaha

>>69243886
fuck off you chink wanker, i'll fucking smash you

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>>69243903
good one la

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>>69243850
yeah the trotskyists....they are still in russia. hope putin removes them all soon

edinburgh > london, but england > scotland