/brit/

choonez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RgUXLPZjYo

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dungarees gonna be the biggest fashion trend coming back in 2017 lads

don't say I didn't warn you

>>69227190

>>69227190

>>69227190

I am still absolutely amazed at my fitness tracking band lads.

I've been running and it shows my exact route on a map, tells me about my heart rate throughout, my distance covered, calories burnt, average speed, elevation, time and everything,a ll with just a band on my wrist.

Even when I lift my wrist the screen automatically comes on to show the time and it's got a silent alarm that vibrates to wake me up more naturally.

Honestly can't explain how fucking amazed I am that this sort of tech exists so readily available.

Don't even care for exercise but am running every day just to get my step count up.

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please give me ideas for what to say when people ask me how I spent my NYE

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>yanks in /brit/

I keep getting a shooting pain in my head when i swallow/yawn.

Looks like this is the end for me lads, see you on the other side.

>post about ASMR porn and how fucken good it is
>gonna watch em again and the videos have been taken down
you fucking cunts

>>69227255
grimsby

https://twitter.com/jeffbuckleytbh/status/813475705531039744

-------saved gimmick line----------
have not read a single post above

>>69227273
I'm a loyalist

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>want to start dressing with a more mature vibe but incredible babyface ruins it

>>69227255

Not technically England but York

>>69227255
bristol
brighton
leeds
nottingham

>>69227260
Why did you repost my post in this thread? Bit weird lad

>>69227298
dog and bacon mentioned

>>69227308
grow a mustache

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>>69227248
>trends
breh

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>>69227298
RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>69227261
say you went to bed early to get up for the DHS sale

>>69227298
why is she talking like donald trump?

*enters the thread*
*does a dab*

>>69227308
facial hair

By the time men reach ~21 they generally find one fashion and stick to that for the rest of their life
By the time women reach ~21 they generally find one makeup style and stick to that for the rest of their life

odd how things work eh?

Any new Rosy pics?

>>69227331
I'll just hat myself while i'm doing it too you dumb yank

>>69227353
SQUIDWAAAA

*eats all the green triangles*
*hands you the box*

Reckon I might have a drink this NYE.
Don't tell the imam.

Charlie Brooker 2016 wipe is starting at 9 on BBC2

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>>69227255
Dartmoor

>>69227248
christ I hope not

How are you poms doin'?

>>69227382
you're the one crying like a bitchnigga faggot

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>>69227379

>someone asks me how old I am
>have to pause to remember

ah yes

>>69227364
I got laser hair surgery, I can't grow any

>>69227394
And?

Exceptionally average in every way imaginable

reading a decent manga lads

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>>69227379

>>69227427
Bent twat

>>69227417
>new
I've seen this one before

if you prefer >>69227424 over >>69227417
then you need to go back to britfeel

>>69227417
she looks like she's had drastic facial reconstructive surgery after getting her face torn off in an industrial accident

>decent manga

literally sat here in my room howling

NOT a fan of normies

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me on the left meeting my favourite cartoon drawer

>>69227255
solihull

>>69227394
I don't like him

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having a think at this...

>>69227255
good: south coast of England, Highlands of Scotland
absolute shit: everything between

>>69227488
Would literally let them all poo on me.

https://twitter.com/dxn_98/status/813811242087358464

Aisha BTFO

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White girls > Black girls > Paki girls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chink "girls"

Is Liverpool a nice place to visit?

>>69227394
he literally made racemixing: the program

>get matches on bumble
>Girl never talks so they all expire

Ahh yes brilliant app, all I wanted was a tinder clone that people actually used with unlimited likes but instead you have to have a gimmicky USP

>>69227442
>manga
Look at this weeb nerd reading his chink comics lads!

HAHAHAA FUCKIN NERRRRRRD

>>69227488
would give belly rubs

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There is SO MUCH more to cornditioning than "keeping the popcorn warm". If all it did was "warm" the popcorn, it would just be called a heater. A cornditioner not only warms the popcorn, it also controls the humidity levels within the glass encasement and regulates the air flow to ensure even warming. This is vital because you don't just have popcorn in there, you also have oil and flavoring, which are very sensitive to changes in temperature and humidity, and these can lead to off flavors.

Go ahead, put your popcorn in a heater and deal with burned pieces and rancid oil and then see if you think a cornditioner is just a heater.

You people just coast through your cushy lives so sure that everything is going to turn out just fine for you because somebody has catered to your every whim since you were infants. Without the ability to pass a basic calculus course, you use cell phones and computers and internet networks, and you blithely stuff your faces with popcorn and you call the cornditioner a heater because YOU ARE IGNORANT. YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT, NO INKLING of the thought that went into cornditioning, of the massive technical problems that had to be overcome, how men with intellects so far beyond your own sweated and slaved to provide the cornditioning upon which your moviegoing experience is based. You have NO CLUE, NOT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST NOTION of the ecstasies and horrors that these men have experienced, the worlds they have seen in their cornditioning journeys because YOU ARE STUPID LITTLE CHILDREN WHO NEED THE SPITTLE WIPED FROM YOUR MEWLING LITTLE LIPS. IT IS US, THE SCIENTISTS AND THE ENGINEERS AND THE CORNDITIONERS WHO HAVE BUILT THIS PLAYGROUND FOR YOU DULLED-EYED LITTLE SHITS TO AMUSE YOURSELVES IN, AND YOU LACK THE FUCKING AWARENESS TO EVEN RECOGNIZE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CORNDITIONER AND A HEATER.

ah yes, bumble, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

>>69227394
Turned shit after 2012 wip

>>69227536
chink girls are alright

they are used to small dicks so my 5 incher is big to them

white girls just laugh at it

>>69227488
1,3,2

3 is probably better than 2 but I'd go for 1 because the gf is blonde so I always overrate brunettes now

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>>69227536
u wot

>>69227540
manchester is a bit better desu

>>69227541
race mixing leads to a stronger race

Also Chink moot has gotten rid of the (You)'s I added customly

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>69227260
Your phone can do all of that on its own without some meme band.

>>69227488
they look terrible

>>69227560
bit uncalled for that, don't you think?

Is it wrong to think that the British didn't really try to suppress the Americans? I mean how could the country that wen't on the colonize a third of the world no manage to suppress a group of farmers and nerds?

CHARLIE BROOKERS 2016 WIPE ON AT 9
BBC 2 ON IPLAYER
>CHARLIE BROOKERS 2016 WIPE ON AT 9
>BBC 2 ON IPLAYER

Who else is watching? It's been such a shitty year, there's so much material.

>Most males in the world are under the age of 30
rly makes you think

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Who /ConservativeReich/ here?

Only fatties wear those meme-bands. Makes them feel like they're putting effort in (they aren't).

>>69227621
>shitty year
rasheed

>>>/tv/77790664
>>>/tv/77790664
>>>/tv/77790664

Wipe

>>69227621
fuck off

>shitston poolla

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Full plate is gonna be the biggest fashion trend coming back in 2017 lads

don't say I didn't warn you

>charlie cucker

B O A T Y M C

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F

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>>69227621
I;m watching it, we can post as we watch it

>reddit wipe

>conservative Reich

Cringiest meme spouted by spotty fedora lords from plebbit

>>69227649
You realise its a repeat?

going to kill myself now

>friend gets a chinese girlfriend
>make lots of racist jokes about her
>she finds it hilarious
>friend feels uneasy

ah yes

>>69227664
fucc my g, need to cop some plate.

Charlie Brooker's only good show was How TV Ruined Your Life

>>69227649
>america voted for trump to get rid of the establishment, which is like POOING on your dinner plate to get rid of the flies
i could unironically write brooker's material easily

>>69227497
Six degrees of separation is the theory that anyone on the planet can be connected to any other person on the planet through a chain of acquaintances that has no more than five intermediaries.

Shitmungous? Woah haha!

maximum cringe

https://youtu.be/KbQFq4oKwbM

Anyone remember wanking themselves raw to the Paris Hilton sextape?

>>69227709
dont do it mate. Keep up the therapy

It's starting

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

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>watching telly

the runt detector is going mental

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ARGONNERWALD
UM MITTERNACHT

>>69227724
go on then acquaint yourself to some guy from africa

>gary lineker

hehe the "kids"

>>69227782
runt-tier post

Watching Inside Number 9 lads

>>69227778
*strides towards you*

>>69227664
*retrieves full rune from the bank*

>>69227782
Mate do you have a youtube channel?

not a fan of this living gimmick

Half-Blood Kino on ITV right now

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>there are tory voters in this thread right now

Ahh yes

that mole on her neck is gruesome

watching the first ep of Black Mirror and the second scene is a white girl and a thuggish black guy in bed

assuming this Brooker dude is a bit of a cuck ...

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>Voluntarily going anywhere near Liverpool

>>69227248
thought those were called overalls

>>69227799
the "Out of Africa" theory is the dominant model of the geographic origin and early migration of anatomically modern humans (Homo sapiens). According to this model, modern humans evolved in Africa and started to disperse through the world roughly 50,000 to 100,000 years ago.

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>Villa

>>69227855
spongebob is albanian

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doing a read

>>69227833
>3x4
not how bingo works :/

>>69227833
>>69227636
>>69227497
not a single pixel

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oh fucking hell lads I've really done it this time, absolutely fucked it so I have.

My mum's currently in hospital, privately undergoing major heart surgery, or at least - she was if I paid the last of the fees today. We had the finest doctors from across the world flown in to Harley Street in order to operate on her, the total cost was in the 7 figure region.

I was to bank transfer the final £300,000 amount by 5pm so that they operation could go ahead. But when I got to my online banking form I felt myself overcome by a force, I had no control over my body. I could only watch in horror as my hands moved independently of my will and typed "Princess Chelsea" into the recipient line, followed by my little brat's sort code and account number.

Tears streamed down my face and my penis became turgid as I effectively signed my mother's death certificate. I felt my underwear become moist with precum as I watched the cursor hover over the 'pay' button, and achieved orgasm as I heard the click of my mouse, telling me that my mother was dead and my spoiled little brat Chelsea was satisfied with her little pig's tribute.

the funeral is next week.

>>69227882
the fucking shit does that have to do with what he said

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>>69227833
>Pandering
Get fucked sore loser. http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-mays-rules-on-immigration-are-a-disturbing-sign-of-the-country-wed-become-under-her-a7119436.html

Aston villa 0-1 North Wakefield United

>>69227894

WE

just ordered a shit load of viagra and cialis for ... research purposes

>>69227975
WUZ

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>>69227929
fucking shit, rorkes are completely braindead

>>69227962
haha

>>69227962

Big fan of the Wakefield gimmick

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>>69227928
great gimmick

imagine being a chink "bloke" living in the UK lmao

I want to kiss a cute boy on the lips!

>>69227929
We can ALL acquaint ourselves with Africa :)

Is the queen alright!?

Who remembers Pokemon Go?

Me neither

heya

>>69228054
nah he died on boxing day

the pengest munch

>>69228050
Meeeeee

>>69228074
They released 2nd Gen pokes, shit's bananas

Will Rosy accept Argos gift cards?

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>>69227953
>he thinks May will actually lower immigration after we've had record immigration the last few years under the tories

Deluded

eating a 'za from the local pizza shop

>>69228162
hi

>>69228051
then why do blacks want whites out of africa?

does rosy send you nudes if you buy her gift cards?

>>69227705
is it???

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Getting my haircut for the big NYE party lads

>>69228184
wus poppin jimbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dnxUq9fMv8
>tfw this little gimp is cleverer than you

>>69227928
princess chelsea posting>ballbusting

Ah yes, I do look forward to ww3.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38463025

Fuck lads I just don't know where to go for a 2 day trip. Most places in Britain seem boring as fuck

>>69228195
eventually

>>69228263
come to my house and we'll shag for 2 days non-stop

>cuck

eating some bloody lovely mint chocolate Ben & Jerry's ice cream

>>69228253
>canada
shan't be reading this

>>69228263
skegness

>>69228263
Go to Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVbJlbydVDg

>>69228246
i would put him in a coffin in under 10 seconds if he got lairy

Princess Chelsea asked me for 500 pounds lads

Luckily I weigh 505, thought she might block me otherwise

>>69228246
got more brainpower in my left bollock than that little scrote

not to mention I could turn his spine into a flump with a sneeze

>>69228324
fuck off yank twat

>>69228253
virus do NOT click

>>69228246
Would spark this little rat out if he ever had the audacity to talk down to me

remember when we left the EU haha

leafs are being completely destroyed by the yanks in the north american banter war

utter embarrassment to the commonwealth

haven't wanked since christmas eve
need to release myself soon

alri?

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this is a great arse

>>69228365
still hasn't happened so you cant remember it haha

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Sent her that. She unmatched me without comment, lmao.

there was fog outside tonight
was very nice to walk through it

>>69228263
>>69228263
zante

>>69228426
quite literally howling

>>69228426
top kek

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>>69228426
bent double

>>69228431
Did you take a bottle of wine with you?

>>69228380
I haven't wanked since the 21st

ah yes

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all hail Sheikh Charles Mehmet ibn Philip Al-Windsari

Drunk three glasses of coke in the last 30 minutes

lads i'm scared
I woke up with a splitting headache and it still hasn't fully gone like 9 hours later. It's like this really painful stabbing pain in one side of my head everytime i swallow, yawn or take a deep breath.

A-am i dying?

Worried about the Queen

>>69228426
proper creasing

>>69228475
no I don't drink much alone and already have wine at home
mostly drink water and drink wine sporadically

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>>69228504
your kidney

>>69228520
nice status update

>>69228516
no that's a tension headache I think

you'll be fine

just don't masturbate

I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE

27 year old seeing an 18 year old. How weird lads?

>>69228246
would smash the little twats head clean off his shoulders if he even thought about getting clever with me

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The so called Haribo Super Mix Milk Bottle Sweet

>>69228426
>>69228449
>>69228460
>>69228468
>>69228531
don't get it

*shifts public opinion against you*

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>he wouldn't shag this lady just because she has a cock

bit gay

>>69228516
its lupus
no time to test and make sure
we're going to have to do some exploratory brain surgery and remove your frontal lobe

>>69228560
looks like a face

>>69228546

a bit

>>69228546
i'm 24 and piping a 17 year old, no one cares apart from the virgins on /brit/

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>>69228545
CHARLI REFERENCED

IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHERFUGGAAA

IT'S FILTHY FRANK BISHHH

lets get some pussy toniiight

>>69228546
not weird at all
if shes mature enough whats the problem

>>69228561

giggled

>>69228574
well when you put it like that

27 year old who has yet to kiss a girl. How weird lads?

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Why do Armenians keep marrying black people?

>Normie acquaintances party shut down by the rozzers
Hehehe, peons

Who else watching stream train shown on BBC4 here?

>>69228616
he used to be good

>>69228533
What's your favorite wine?

>>69228546
>>69228591
nonces

half your age plus 7 rule

>>69228636
blacks are a bit ugly if I do say so myself

>>69228636
superior mixed genes 2bh

>>69228652
>rule
lmaoa

Nigel Farage is a fascist

>>69228636
>muh genocide
>muh slavery
victim complexes

>>69228648
I like red wine
but if I use white wine for cooking then I'll have to drink white wine too

i'm 27 and i've shagged a 16 year old. don't even give a fuck. i've shagged women in their 50s too

It's different for girls when their hearts get broke
They can't tape it back together with a whiskey and coke
They don't take someone home and act like it's nothing
They can't just switch it off every time they feel something
A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up
Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on

what if your 2

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>>69228714
disgraceful nonce

Anything to do in Brighton?

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>>69228717
good train

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found a pornstar that looks exactly like the oneitis of late 2015

>>69228714
How many you on m8?

I'm 28 and on 24

>>69228748
an arse

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Wine rankings:

California > France > Spain > Italy > the rest

>>69228753
please share

>>69228753
Going to need a name lad.

>>69228748
the sea life museum

i just find it very funny that you would name your main tv station big black cock

i love british humor

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>>69228748
Watch the footy

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

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>>69228636
i would marry a black qt with freckles desu

>>69228771
>spanish wine
>no south africa
>no new zealand
>no argentina

shit taste

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>>69228750
Took a train through the Canadian Rockies last summer, was decent tbqh

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>>69228816
>BETER DAN

>>69228766
16 not counting escorts

>>69228826
love riding trains
I want to ride one across south east asia

I have oneitis lads

>>69228809
going with the fo

>>69228826
FOB

>>69228867
What if you add escorts onto that?

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the Krauts are pretty /fa/

why is everyone here fond of south east asia

>>69228876
Haha. How's it ing?

I feel sad

>>69228820
hes a pleb memer desu

>>69228911
noncery

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*scours the latest batch of replies for dotted lines*

Getting drunk 5 days in a row and getting coked up for 2 of those days was a mistake. I'm on my deathbed here, lads.

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>>69228870
Yeah mate me too

I work on the railways and always had an interest

>>69228919
not too bad
just existing in my old room at the 'rents until nye comes along

>poorth pissfield poonited

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reverse cuckoldry

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>>69228929

can I take your order, sir?

Who should I play as in EU4 lads?

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can feel the kidney stones forming in me as we speak, I haven't drunk anything that wasn't fizzy or carbonated since christmas eve

>>69228885
30-40 something like that. there was a period of a few months when i didn't even bother doing anything with my weekends than browsing adultwork and other personals websites to find people

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I'M A VIRGIN

Is Bristol worth visiting?

Want to sail around the world. Reckon within 5 years my flat will be worth enough to sell and use the profit to buy a boat.

Don't really want to do it alone, though. Want to find a qt to sail around the world with.

>>69229022
Lost mine when I was 21

>>69229027
Bristol Rovers

>>69228996
a neg arse
strawberry mirinda

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>>69228911
its mysterious and exotic
China and Japan have sort of lost their "magic"

is screenwipe supposed to be funny?

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>>69228881
FOB?

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what did they mean by this

>back in work on monday

not a fan

turkey is proof that the muslim world is not beyond saving

>>69228998
My dad gets severe kidney stones and doesn't drink fizzy drinks or eat sweets, if they run in your family you can get them anyway.

They come from a build up off too many vitamins of a certain kind. There's little you can do without going to your doctor.

>>69229050
bet you know everything about rural china do you

>>69228998
stick a pipecleaner up your urethra and into your kidney

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the gfs are being silly again lads

>>69229089
it's a bank holiday

>>69229083
Too many white immigrants taking up room for our beloved pakistani immigrants

I think this cunk lady is the first woman that i actually find funny.

Hmm, I seem to keep getting panic attacks everytime I smoke da reefer. Not happy about this.

>>69229126
only in Ireland

>>69228997
England of course

>>69229170
no

calling in sick tomorrow

last time i called in sick was 12th december

is this acceptable?

>>69229159
I think you might be smoking too much
or it might be related to the different strains you're smoking

Anywhere nice to visit that's near Heathrow Airport?

Not London, though. I don't want to pay the congestion charge and find parking

guess the song lads

oOooOOooooOOOH...ah-aaahhh
oOooOOooooOOOH...ah-aaahhh
oOooOOooooOOOH...ah-aaahhh
oOooOOooooOOOH...ah-aaahhh

I think hiroshimoot should start a system where you need a virgin card to post on 4chan

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>>69228998
its too late for you
>>69228997
Hamburg, try to stay as a single province for as long as possible.

focus on money, diplomacy, securing allies and vassals, as well as maintaining a small but elite military and navy.

playing this myself rn
in the late 16th century though I've expanded to 3 provinces

So lads, how would you rate your experience of this thread on a scale of 1 - 10?

>1 being hated it, worst thread ever
>10 being loved it, best thread ever

fuck britian

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>>69229207
no

I'm looking for serial monogomy

BRITAIN AWAKE

had my liver scanned the other day lads. pleased to say it's VERY good news just like the doctor predicted

>>69229239
that would be me out

DAMN VADER GOT DEM MOVES THO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ

>>69229248
100/10

I have a reply somewhere in these 32 replies but I cannot fucking see it or search for it

this is disgraceful

>>69229243
i bet those are crunchy and salty, probably a delicacy in northern europe

>>69229272
Ah yes, the USA

>>69229205
It happens when my life starts going downhill desu, it's happened before. I've got like 2gs left, i'm going to have to smoke small 0.2g spliffs so i don't freak the fuck out.

tfw to too to too

>>69229307
Cancer?

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>>69229318
>mfw people were worried about Disney "ruining" star wars

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>>69229243
Awh thats shite la expansion is the only thing that brings me joy in that game

r8 my aesthetic Theodoro, it starts off as a OPM surrounded by angry rasheeds and then I fucked the rasheeds with my elite Gothic military and genocided them and converted them whilst achieving nice borders

toot toot toot toot toot

>>69229323 (you)

>>69229393
Pirate scumbag

Alri

>>69229272
WHITES HAVE GONE TOO FAR

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>tfw the takeaway tasted like shit

my insides are screaming

>>69229383
no years of alcoholism ahahahahaa

>>69229412
Who is this lad? utter crumpet

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remember to drink your water

KGF 2016 did NOT go well lads, but I have good hopes for KGF 2017

>>69229357
yeah don't put a lot in a spliff, or just don't smoke if you don't already feel at ease in your mind or whats surrounding you
for me smoking stops me worrying, i just lay around and everything feels fine, but sometimes i do freak out a bit, turn paranoid and stop talking but thats when im smoking in a place with multiple people or outside

>>69229444
literally never had a bad takeaway

>>69229444
what food?

Bregzit