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CIA edition
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GET HIM JANNO
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janny is on the war path lads, I feel like anne frank hiding in this thread
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Janny'd soon
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delet this
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MATALO MATALO

BANE BANE

MATALO MATALO
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may the janitor have his mercy
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>>69225117
They just discovered that Anne Frank wasn't betrayed, but because the house was claiming food rations (aka bennies) for too many people there they were investigated or fraud and caught
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>the poonited sharts of arsemerica
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>>69225162
>nazis give out bennies in occupied countries
>they're supposed to be the bad guys

hmm...
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Asuka.
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FOY
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DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
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chaika?
yes, chaika
chaika
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buzzed my head today lads
5mm top with a fade on sides + back
looks nicer than expected
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38463025

Disgraceful what America is doing.
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>>69225218
Good post
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>>69225229
rasheed
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>the United Queerdom of Gross Bristain and Poorthern Shiteland
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>>69225211
>>69225142
>>69225229
kindly stop speaking foreign ITT
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>>69225252
what actual proof do they have?
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>>69225251
Tyrone
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c-can you still get kidney stones from drinking sugar free fizzy drinks?
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>welcome to shartville
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>>69225242
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Cosplay gf is REQUIRED
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a pet bird seems cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4zoMcr91ZQ
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>>69225252
making claims about alleged cyberattacks is one thing but claiming they successfully rigged your whole government is a bit suicidal . maybe the democrats just dont care anymore
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Practicing for the daddy issues gf on an internet girl.
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>>69225293
im culturally appropriating black culture by having a fade mate
leave me alon
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>>69225337
Pierre
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Listening to sonny rollins lads
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>>69225252
>black alpha putting the Russian manlet in his place
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>>69225302
didnt believe you
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>>69225252

will Trump fix this?
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>>69225323
the Dems are completely fucked. they won't hold power again for decades
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>>69225327
what site lad
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photos of the year 2014, 2015, 2016
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>>69225368
he'll reverse it immediately
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go step on a lego 2016
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>>69225296
yea
also loads of things

though if you drink lots of distilled water you should be alright
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>>69225399
>2015 photo has been proven set up
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>>69225372
don't think so. they are more in the position of out of favour moderate tories than unelectable corbyn
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>>69225318
That's quite possibly the worst Samus cosplay I've ever seen
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>>69225268
meant to post on /fr/, honest mistake
english is french dialect anyway
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Rate the lunch lads
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>>69225056
For (you)
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>>69225382
Sekrit :^)
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>>69225425

Yeah, and I hate it for it, but there's no contest in terms of how influential it was that year.

It was 2015's napalm girl.
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>>69225425
proofs??
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Best Harry Potter film tonight
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>>69225440
fuck off to /fr/ then
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can't tell if this chink girl i talk to is flirting or fucking with me
hate being oblivious
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Wish I could sleep 14 hours a day desu.
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on the fucking edge of my seat with this Queen business even though there's no proof lads

I don't care that much but I can't really be arsed with the cheeky jfs
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>>69225494
gis a screenie lad
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>>69225476
nonce
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>>69225399
that was in 2015?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIaP6dZzDA

this just showed up on my recommended section ...
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>>69225447
Howdy Reddit!
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Measured me willy, lads. Size is of exactly one Nexus 6p length. Wahey!
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>>69225296
whats so hard about drinking water
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>>69225493
j'y suis, tkt
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>>69225494
>getting manipulated by a chink

Howling and screaming
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>>69225478
he washed up here and was moved to make a better photo
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>>69225532
>Howdy
FOY
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wish i was living in scotland
too stupid to get into a scottish uni :(
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watching aston villa vs leeds united

love a bit of proper football, premier league went to shit after abramavic
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>>69225557
ah yes an anecdote and a photo, what excellent proof.
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>>69225557
different shoe soles...
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my morning routine

inb4 American Psycho copy-paste
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My fucking connection turns to shit in the evenings.

LIVID.
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>>69225564
>too stupid to get into Edinburgh Napier

Seems unlikely.
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>>69225507
me too
I'm a bit nervous honestly if she dies
I'm glad I got this while i still could
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bought a smoothie maker lads
going to get my nutrients in every day
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>>69225620
how do I get one of these?
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>>69225600
Pretty sure half this stuff is completely unnecessary.
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>>69225627
through your vagina?
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interesting
looks like microsoft is building in third eye decalcifying software into their os
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>vegans think burgers are supposed to bleed and are proud they have created a vegetable patty that does
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>>69225564

Even somewhere like Stirling or Dundee? Not even Caledonian or Abertay?
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>>69225627
*plugs in your smoothie maker*
*place my bollocks inside*
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Just sold some spacker a smoothie machine I used to blend birds in lads
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What did reddit mean by this?
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>>69225652
idk if you can
Canadian government gives out loads of stuff for free if you ask
various portraits of the Queen are just some of them.
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>>69225665
could not care less about your opinion
they're delicious and nutritious
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>>69225627
>smoothie maker

A blender?
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>>69225680
beat me to it cunt
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All weeb girls are ug-
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I don't wanna be a soldier mama. I don't wanna die
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>>69225702
hnnng
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>>69225680
*adds some count water and activated almonds*

Mmm the perfect bollock smoothie.
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>>69225675
i wanted to get into edinburgh and thought i would. Wanted to go to scotland but not at the expense of a good education
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>>69225670
got this on my SUSE laptop already
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>>69225627
how much protein will your smoothies contain?
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drinking milk+vodka
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>>69225682
what were the 98 others by?
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>>69225627
I have all your necessary nutrients right here, la...

*Offers you a banana*
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>>69225739
niggers
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fuck the meme is fibre isn't it
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Happy holidays lads x
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>>69225702
needs some grease and oil stains on her
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>>69225749
screeching that this is literally the case
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>>69225733
1 or 2 heaped tablespoons of whey protein probably
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>>69225557
different kid clearly.

do you think of you feel a tiny bit sorry for the kid you will irreversibly become a rasheed?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnJxRBBiAe4

banger
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>>69225682
go back to /pol/ cunt
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might go cook some pasta
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>>69225690
you replied, means you care
you've been had
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fuck, im going to be on the shitter all night.
4 wings + 2 extra fries incldued in the deal.
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>>69225758
foy
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Have not drank alcohol since the 16th of December
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>>69225682
Were you too afraid to comment on Reddit so you came here to bitch?
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>>69225582
>>69225776
okay yeah i never noticed that

of course i feel sorry for the kid, but i'm not particularly happy about the message this photo pushed
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>>69225801
>wrap

pleb
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>>69225823
i'll have a stern word for you
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>>69225702
>push up bra
>can't even see her face
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Scored 5 bottles of some barely drinkable yank style IPA with 4 varieties of meme hops off my brother in law who copped a six pack of them off the other brother in law for Christmas
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>>69225799
all these broke niggas need a bafta
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>>69225818
rasheed
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Why don't niggers realize the leading cause of death in young black men is other black men
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>>69225830
m8, i got 2 burgers already. didnt know what else to add for variety 2bh
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https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/814511305562341376
absolute madman
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>>69225902
ay YO shut tha fucc up nyukka
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ngl I wish I was a sick stockbroker sometimes

can't imagine anything better than getting charged up on beak then making 10m on a decent trade that no one backed

top it off with a tidy dramatic suicide when shit goes pear shaped
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>>69225823
Do you just believe everything you read on /pol/ or is it only things that fit your existing world view?
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>>69225904
guy is a fucking mental case
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>>69225904
>>69225902
>>69225682
>>69225252
>>>/pol/
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>>69225961
i don't use /pol/
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Morning routine
>Shower: (i) shampoo with dove men's citrus shampoo, (ii) condition with head and shoulders dry scalp zinc conditioner, (iii) cetaphil gentle face cleanser, (iv) irish springs energizing microbead body wash
>Tone with vichy sensitive skin non-alcoholic toner and cotton pad
>Moisturize face with a combination of (i) aveeno non-comedonic moisturizer with salicydic acid, (ii) aveeno non-comedonic moisturizer with SPF 15 sunscreen
>Moisturize body with Aveeno active daily moisturizing lotion
>Add a touch of vaseline lip balm remedy on my lips
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DONT want to shovel the drive way

How do I convince mummy to do it instead of me?
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>>69225904
fuck me if we did that in this country it would be raining politicians and bankers for a week
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>>69225969
wouldnt say it to his face though
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Annoying me how useless i am with women

Im an absolute beta runt and i cant help it
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rusty water is jettisoning itself from my arse at great velocities lads
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>>69225702
I'd recognize those babymaking hips anywhere
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>>69225981
Shan't be sending any of my girls to your penthouse apartment
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>ngl I wish I was a sick stockbroker sometimes

>can't imagine anything better than getting charged up on beak then making 10m on a decent trade that no one backed

>top it off with a tidy dramatic suicide when shit goes pear shaped
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Give the parachute regiment the bankers bonuses and throw the politicians out of helicopters and see how quickly things change
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>>69226008
>not loaded

heh... some people never learn

*grabs gun and dismantles it in seconds, ejecting the bullet in the chamber*
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I support Trump solely because he could herald the return of Monarchism to the western world
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Doing an ascent to the upper echelons of society
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new chop
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At the local chip emporium and it's just me and the cute girl at the counter waiting for my chips to fry haha

TAD awkward
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>tfw fedora as fuck but am fascinated by ghost photography

reckon I'm more fascinated by the ambiguity of it all rather than the true/false dichotomous aspect
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>>69226060
send one this way la
she doesn't need to be good looking
just need to get drunk and rant to her about text adventures
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Obama is causing as much mischief as he can before he's got to leave
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>>69226113
Ask her when she gets off
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>>69226118
shut the fuck up
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>>69226084
>civil war every time you get a retarded heir to the throne

Yeah I can't wait.
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>>69226084
r u dumb senpai?
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remembering back to when I was about 19 and I asked a girl for her number and she said she didn't have a phone

those were dark times
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>>69226109
Imagine how cute and little and pale his bum must be.
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>>69226109
Why do poor people in this country look so poor?
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>>69226136
It closes in like 10 minutes so probably then lol

I'll just wank over her after I've finished my chips lol
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>>69226141
dont ever talk to my son like that
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>>69226084
yeah, nah
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>>69226113
ask her how much does a polar bear weigh

then hit her with the old 'enough to break the ice, hi I'm anon'
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Who else watching Robot Wars here?
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>>69226118
not really fedora
it was a pretty weird period when this stuff was super popular

most of it was faked but still, I like to see how old spiritual beliefs mingles with modern technology.
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I have plans for visiting Wales, any good sheep brothels I should keep in mind?
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>Robot Wars
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>Who else watching Robot Wars here?
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who else watching willy wars here?
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>>69226171
I read his post as ghost pornography
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if you dont drink this you're a skinny runt and need to lift weights
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been told I look like a poundshop james rodriguez
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>>69226176
smooth as bloody teflon
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Hello my good friends :3
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>Who else watching Robot Wars here?
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>>69226267
>dude lifting lmao

fuck off
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Think this girl might have BPD.
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got a sore throat (please leave any fellatio jokes that may have sprung up in your childish little mind at the door)
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crease
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>>69226246
Robbie Savage is on with his robot Robo Savage you pleb
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>>69226257
post ur qt3.14 acents pls
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>>69226284
lift weights
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>>69226267
milk?
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"Deano" is one of /brit/'s finest gimmicks
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>(((Drumpf)))
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>Queen dies on homanay old firm

Fund it
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>>69226146
war and chaos means opportunity
think of how many young upstarts were thrust into important positions during European succession wars as the old men were rapidly sacked or killed off.

as young men of moderate means we have few opportunities to break the calcified edifice of society, its in our interests to fuel chaos.

a total regime change means major gains for all who ride along with the zeitgeist
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got a sore heart
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>>69226267
good lad
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>>69226154
>Girl asked for my number in college
>Said my phone was broken because I was embarrassed by my shitty phone
Thank you, anon. I had forgotten this. Now I can die slightly more miserable.
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>>69226347
Shut the fuck up.
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>>69226203
>>69226133
>>69226084
>>69225992
>>69225981
>>69226347
I had poutine today and I have to say I was sorely disappointed
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>>69226332
gimmick idea: redpill donald trump
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>>69226309
hmmm, why would they make that connection?
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>>69226267
Prefer being lean you fat tub of shite
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>>69226347
>its in our interests to fuel chaos.
finally a good post from you
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who /coitusinterruptus/ here?

haven't worn a condom while shagging in about 6 years. I have perfected the art of cumming on the bum and tummy. even better when she's got an implant and you don't even have to interruptus
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>>69226332
Hmm yes it's all rather looking like a NeoCon con job. Well done drumpfkins!!
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>>69226154
>>69226363
was at a party with a mate, a girl asked to put her number in his phone and he said no because he thought she was going to steal it
autismo prime
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>>69226332
Ah yes Trump the anti-war candidate.
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>>69226375

Did you have it with the proper cheese curds?
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>there are people ITT (in this thread) who don't know their mobile number by heart

how do you remember which hole the food goes in?
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>>69226389
t. wink
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>>69226393
trying to get the gf on the pill so I can spaff my baked beans in her love tunnel
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>>69226415
It was chips, cheese curds & beefy gravy
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>>69226413
please come burn down the White House before he's inaugurated
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>>69226441
Projection
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who /19yearoldvirgin/ here
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With the exception of royal families, politicians and footballers - who would you say is THE most famous person (currently living) on earth?

Am I crazy to say Kim Kardashian?
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>>69226309
tbf illumination have form
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>>69226472
Super Mario
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>>69226436
Why would you ever even bother to memorise it?
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>>69226454
dont do it lad, the negatives of a girl being on the pill outweigh the positives by far
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>>69226469
here
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>>69226469
26 year old here

but not a virgin though
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ITT
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>>69226472
The Pope
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>>69226482
That is not a person oh my fucking GOODNESS you prick
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>there are people ITT (in this thread) who don't know the Lord's Prayer off by heart

how do you remember which way the sinners go?
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>>69226454
don't do that

the pill fucks women up
makes them horribly fat and smelly
and then their heads can get messed up too
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>>69226467
i read this in a high pitched, lispy voice
i also imagined you did a limp wristed little swipe as you said it
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>>69226472
The pope.
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>you will never, EVER, have a gf

http://is.4chan.org/r9k/1483043377553.jpg

need my life ended
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>>69226472
Probably Bono or Mick Jagger, someone like that
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>>69226508
>>69226526
>elected head of state
>not a politician

Try again
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>>69226484
it's not a conscious effort, you learn it just by repeating it
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>>69226316
read a book
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>>69226454
the gf started usign the pill just recently

hoping to see her on nye
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I am an Anne frank in the attic of modernity and /brit/ is my diary
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>>69226508
>>69226526
Yeah but he's the head of a sovereign state.
Kind of falls in to the politician thing.
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>>69226534
alri grandad
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>>69226525
I'm 6 foot 2 15 stone you wee shite
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>>69226485
>>69226518
explain
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>>69226472
Tay Tay
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>>69226557
>>69226542

He also is technically the King of the Vatican City, so h is royalty as well.
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will the leftists(or as i like to call them, the not-rightists) ever stop complaining about trump and brexit
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>>69226570
HE'S A FOOTBALLER.

JESUS CHRIST EVERY SINGLE ANSWER AND ONLY >>69226534 HAS ANSWERED CORRECTLY.
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>>69226547
hahahahaha it's this scrawny little man again
look, lad, it might be hard to grasp with your severely under developed forearms, but it is possible to be mentally and physically developed.
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>>69226472
Trump
>>
I'm a disgrace to the very time/space continuum itself
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>>69226405
Freshers week this year I was chatting to some art school girl outside and club and I mentioned I was looking for comp sci internships. She says her dad is looking for interns so I ask for his email address. She takes my phone and types something into it.

The next morning I realise she actually gave me her number instead of the email address I actually wanted.
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>>69226472
Kanye West
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>>69226454

Get an IUD implant instead. Doesn't come with all the nasty side effects.
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>>69226542
>>69226557
Biebz then idk
>>
Had BBC news on and looked up to see the fucking queen on the screen

Absolutely shat myself in panic
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>>69226472
me
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>chatting to mate
>sends me some grime rubbish, some paki who thinks he's hard ''''''''''''singing'''''''' with a strong paki accent
>as we're discussing the guy i accidentally use the word 'paki' to describe him
>one of our mutual friends is also half paki
Welp there goes that friendship.

He's already spoken to me about my ''''racism'''' and says he wont tolerate it any more
>>
who /me/ here
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>>69226516
knowing the Hail Mary and Lord's Prayer is bare minimum

ideally you should be able to say Glory Be and the Apostles Creed as well
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>>69226532
*looks panicked*
fucks sake I knew I'd forgotten something
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>>69226614
all modern people are
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check my fit
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>>69226649
>ideally you should be able to say Glory Be and the Apostles Creed as well

Gimme the first couple of lines and I should be able to join in
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>>69226569
it has a lot of side effects

the human body is a finely tuned machine
throw in some synthetic hormones and you break everything

stick to condoms
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>>69226561
tried to search "twink" as an image to post in response and it just came up with loads of pictures of people being bummed. This game isn't fun any more you win
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>>69226570
Seeing as I can't say Messi, Justin Bieber
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>>69226577
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>>69226665
ah yes the clothing brand called 'clothes'
impressive
>>
are twinks always the bottom or can they be tops?
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>>69226665
>poorfags jelly they cant afford vetements
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some recent words of wisdom from reece
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>>69226569
it's a hormone thing la, primarily the pill pumps them full of so much estrogen that the body thinks their pregnant so it doesn't ovulate any more. As such it produces all the same side effects as pregnancy; decreased libido, weight gain, mood swings etc
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>will the leftists(or as i like to call them, the not-rightists)
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>>69226665
All me
>>
Serena Williams is marrying Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian
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I REALLY want this shirt but its ~725gbp
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>>69226753
have a word
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>>69226717
Crying with laughter
>>
most famous person that isn't sports star, royal or politician will either be Paul McCartney, Bono, or Bill Gates/ Zuckerberg.
>>
the pope
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>>69226753
Lad overdeveloped his shoulders desu
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>>69226665
ssense shill please go
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>not having the total fucking darkness hoodie
ahh yes, povvos
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>>69226267
t. been lifting for half a year and has only just started seeing a bit of muscle
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>>69226776
no it's me
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>>69226712
not all twinks are gay
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>>69226753
Wonder what the lads overhead press is like, beast
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>>69226794
t. wink
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>>69226753
>tfw when people told you you should try modelling they were actually saying you look like a freak
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>>69226715
overpriced shit

literally emperors new clothes: the brand
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>>69226673
I'll try and type both from memory

glory be to the father and to the son and the holy spirit
as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, a world without end.
Amen

I belive in God the father, creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ his only son our lord.
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into Hell, the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into Heaven, and sits at the right hand of God, the Father almighty, from there He shall come to judge the living and dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy Catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting.
Amen
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>>69226753
if you don't have shoulders like this then sorry but you're not gonna make it
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>>69226752
Wonder what the kids will be like
>>
>>69226753
Atlas himself
>>
>clothes

literally just buy a dozen plain black tshirts and wear those
>>
>>69226825
dont wink at me you skinny faggot
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>work tomorrow
>work on Saturday
>work on the 2nd
>work on the 3rd

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Remember theme hospital lads
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>>69226785
>overdeveloped shoulders

No such thing. Women love high shoulder-to-waist ratios
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>>69226876
>you will never be autistic enough to have a daily uniform

bad feel
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>>69226868
The best dank memers of all time
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>>69226876
superb post

all my shit t-shirts and tryhard polos have been replaced by black and white t-shirts now
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>literally just buy a dozen plain black tshirts and wear those
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>>69226881
t. 1pl8 bencher
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New York is looking well isn't it
>>
>>69226886
I remember Ghost Master and that hospital level
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>>69226753
for what possible purpose
>>
>>69226919
just like me
>>
>>69226903
it's great

you don't have to think about what you have to wear
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>work
>on saturday

queue?
>>
>straight """people""" using OUR words like 'twink' etc

Feeling culturally appropriated
>>
>He doesn't wear brown suede shoes, black jeans and a t shirt with an open button shirt over it.

Do you even casual ?
>>
>>69225056
Bit worried lads. Staying at a hotel and the ads that pop up are "20 celebrities you didn't know we're muslim" and "18 transgendered celebs you knew nothing about"
>>
jeans, a nice belt and shoes, and a tight black t-shirt is perfect
>>
>>69226960
bender
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>tfw born with narrow shoulders
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>Just a table for one, sir?
>>
Why do white people have 1 child when they're 35?
>>
>>69226973
LONDON
>>
>>69226856
>He descended into Hell

fuck off granddad
>>
>>69226984
yeah only me today
>>
>>69226753
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
>>
>>69226856
There goes my taig detector
>>
>>69226960
what are you 45?
>>
>>69226960
literally me except the shoes I wear hiking boots

usually the rest is pretty plain but I swap the button up shirt for more colorful stuff occasionally.
>>
yes, every white person has one child when they're thirty five
>>
>>69226876
finna do this after uni, want to get rid of all my belongings and live as basic as possible
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personally I go for the retro look
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Don't lift weights
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when I see you walking with her, I have to cover my eyes (I have to cover my eyes)
every time you leave with her, something inside of me dies (something inside of me dies)
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>>69227030
>finna
sort yourself out
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got muddy brown liquid coming out the rear end

got tonight's half-digested roast coming out the front end

just end it lads
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Me and the missus going out tonight
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>>69226900
Compared to his arms and peanut head m8
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>>69226856
>He descended into Hell
Why though
>>
>>69227037
Ryan Gosling is getting old
>>
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>>69226985
nostalgia
>>
>>69227044
>he dont keep it 3hunna
buttboy nigga
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the gf and I
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>>69227048
I imagine you posting this while doing both at the same time
>>
>>69227062
to fucc Satan's boipucci
>>
>>69227032
Reminds me of Kevin & Perry
>>
>>69227048
haha who wants to eiffel tower this lad with me
>>
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>>69227093
the gf and I
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>>69227039
shut up you smelly spotty nerd virgin paedophile wanker
>>
>>69227093
rasheed
>>
>>69227048
explain how you piss out a roast dinner
>>
do you think maisie has ever been blacked? y/n
>>
>>69227066
This is like 10 years outdated
>>
bored
might go sleep
>>
>>69227100
rather a bit gay
>>
>>69227142
y
>>
>black jeans
>black tshirt
>black socks
>black underwear
>black walking boots
>black north face waterproof

very nice
>>
Where are some nice places to visit in England?
>>
>>69227161
Satan is a qt trap so its ok
>>
>>69227174
bizzaro skepta
>>
>>69227133
I am 100% british (east midlands)
>>
>>69227190
Edinburgh
>>
>>69227174
*african american
>>
>>69227190
my house
>>
I am still absolutely amazed at my fitness tracking band lads.

I've been running and it shows my exact route on a map, tells me about my heart rate throughout, my distance covered, calories burnt, average speed, elevation, time and everything,a ll with just a band on my wrist.

Even when I lift my wrist the screen automatically comes on to show the time and it's got a silent alarm that vibrates to wake me up more naturally.

Honestly can't explain how fucking amazed I am that this sort of tech exists so readily available.

Don't even care for exercise but am running every day just to get my step count up.
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>>69227199
>>69227199
>>69227199

NUUUU
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>>69227190
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>69227190
norfolk
>>
>>69227194
Essex the funniest id like to fuck you id have you barking like a dog with your tongue hanging out clean busted back end wide load coke tin circumference
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>>69227118
despite being a fedora, this was cute
>>
>>69227135
The gentleman in question has given himself a severe form of enteric disorder whereby nausea is comorbid with diarrhoea
>>
>>69226532
>Almost 2017
>Having sex

How much of a neurotypical runt can you be?
>>
>>69227190
Karachi
>>
>>69227190
good: Highlands of Scotland, South Coast of England
shit: literally everything in between
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>>69227258
T H I S
H
I
S
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>>69225492
They did find WMDs in Iraq though.
Anyone who still parrots this meme is a moron.
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>>69227051
why the long face
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be nice
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How's Swansea, lads?
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