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Sweaty tim edition

http://sketchtoy.com/67770605
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cara
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who here /team moose/?
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jan jan gunna getcha
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>>69222887
no

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_cider
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>>69222781
>>69222837
Rasheed, islam states you can have more than 1 waifu, islam is VERY clear on this
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I'm fucking tired of this hick that gets triggered whenever he sees an non-white person
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>>69222859
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canadians need to fuck off
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You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
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GET HIM JANNY

SMASH HIS BOLLOCKS IN
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propa tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VygXWJb59Co
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>>69222887
apple cider is not the same as apple juice, it tastes different, different color, different texture
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>i'm so hard i drink fizzy apple juice
god bless
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>american cider isn't alcoholic

ah yes
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bit fucking racist
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Better hope janny doesn't see this
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>>69222948
this
coming from the yank of all peoples

howling
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>>69222967
i like this kind of ham

i like to bite out the eyes and mouth and nose and wear it on my face ahaha
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Who /Kcider/ here
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>>69222987
FOL
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reckon the janny will delete this one in due time
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Who here has an autistic hobby?
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>>69223004
based
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>Yanks can post about the queens death
>Irish can post about the queens death
>Canucks can post about the queens death
>Aussies can post about the queens death
>Euros can post about the queens death
>English cannot post about the queens death

rot in hell senile whore
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>>69223001
shit tier meme booze
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>>69222951
nah
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>>69223014
posting on the 'chon?

>>69223053
yes well done friendo
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Who here /snakebite master race/?
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>>69223014
Is drawing autistic?
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hi lads, im a girl and i just turned 18 today, virgin and looking to cam with some hot guys, americans only though :) x
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>>69223014
I collect pens
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>>69223085
Yes
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>>69223082
never had a snake bite me
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>>69223014
is archery autistic
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>>69223014
Grand strategy gaemz
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>>69223014
I cum in different kinds of socks and store them in a box under my bed
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>>69223082
Is scene/emo still a thing?
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apparently ol' lizzie may have kicked it
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>>69223106
why does he take so many selfies?
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>>69223106
night
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>>69223014
tabletop gaming x
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>>69223096
fuck off roastie, we're all benders here
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>>69223112
Yes
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>>69223109
It's pretty good

>>69223131
Maybe in high schools?
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>>69223051
the queen is dead?
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propa fucking rocking out to the doors rn

wouldnt mind a bit of the old LSD or MDMA
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>>69223133
she committed suicide?
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>>69223169
hyvä perse
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>>69223167
no
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>>69223169
welcome back
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>>69223106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-JUFg2gAIw
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>>69223082
no, because I'm not a fanny
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>>69223014
dunno if id call it a hobby but i find watching ants really interesting
id own an art farm if they sold them here
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>>69223014
football haha i'm so autistic and quirky
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>>69223197
err, yes i am actually
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>>69223209
post fucking machines
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I am the grime scene saviour not you not you not you
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>>69223169
I know that's you football yank
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>>69223014

I draw /brit/ posters and other things

>lisickis
http://sketchtoy.com/67718437
http://sketchtoy.com/67718533
>maisies
http://sketchtoy.com/67688515
http://sketchtoy.com/67755796
>irish poster
http://sketchtoy.com/67724753
>sara
http://sketchtoy.com/67724838
>tim
http://sketchtoy.com/67770605
>piggie
http://sketchtoy.com/67726748
>trump
http://sketchtoy.com/67700184
>alberta
http://sketchtoy.com/67700173
>jasper
http://sketchtoy.com/67708919
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>>69223209
post fucking machines
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>>69223209
lol
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https://youtu.be/TjM00ZTuiP4?t=88
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The queen committed suicide?
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>>69223229
>>69223257
fuck off you perv
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>>69223209
fost pucking machines
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>>69223014
I like trains
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>>69223252
Nice m8, do you draw any serious things?
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>>69223267
her fanny couldn't handle the fucking machines
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Lisicki? Nobody's called me that in a long time... Name's Kev, how boutcha?
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>>69223001
Underage pls go
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stop making fun of me!
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>>69223296
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I like fosters
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>>69223314
Where ya from Kev?
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>>69223209
just round up a bunch of your countrymen and watch them walk around lmao
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>>69223330
it's a meme you dip
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bare more tings in the sea
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does janny know that he actually doesn't exercise any power over the 90% of 4chan that know how to turn their modem on and off?
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*walks into spoons with the lads*

My round anon, what you having?
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If you had a flagship what would it be called lads?

Mine would be The Death of Hope
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my gf
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is the current academic year 15/16 or 16/17

confused
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>Ex-world champion Ricky Hatton says he tried to kill himself on several occasions in a battle with depression.

What a poof,, would smash his jaw into dust with one blow
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>>69223391
Fosters
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>>69223400
if your gf is on tinder I have some bad news...
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>>69223401
16/17 obviously
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>>69223390
Doesn't work with virgin tb h
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>>69223306
I paint sometimes, and very rarely draw with charcoal, but I don't often have the attention span for it. I end up just drawing doodles in photoshop/sketchtoy to shitpost with.

I'd post a pic of some of my better paintings, but they're at my other condo
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>>69223393
>Mine would be The Death of Hope
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>>69223403
>5'6
yeah if i was him i probably would too
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got an average reaction time of 176ms
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>>69223401
really
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this year I'll be kissing myself at new year
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>>69223375
tbf some jews already do it with yours
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>harley quinn cosplay

fuck sakes it's so generic now

women are just sluts
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>>69223486
post fucking machines
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>>69223391
What's on the pumps?
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>>69223426

*chins you*
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>>69223503
my willy
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>>69223393
Would be embarrassing if it got blown up lad
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>>69223391
milk
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>>69223428
Umm that's Instagram sweetie x
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F
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>>69223503
Fosters
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>fell for the internet gf meme
>she's fuck ugly and has no body
>argues with me all the time
>have legitimately spent 8 hours a day some days just arguing with her as she threatens to kill herself

how do i drop her and move on to real life women

fucking hell
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pic of the gf at work.

she caught my eye as I was taking a cheeky pic
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>If you had a flagship what would it be called lads?

>Mine would be The Death of Hope
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>The Death of Hope
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>>69223517
Pint of that pls haha
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What the fuck has happened to (You)s lads
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>>69223486
yikes
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>>69223534
my point still stands
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>you will never be a Hasidic jew, throwing rocks at the government buildings which fund and protect your life
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Did you lads get your letters from the palace yet? Its confirmed... just got this in the mail today

RIP elizabeth
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>>69223554

Just stop messaging her you tit
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>>69223393
charlie
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>>69223461
What's a condo?
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>>69223439
>tfw all of this other than the train edit applies to me
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*performs unnecessary open heart surgery on you, killing you instantaneously*
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>>69223577
No it doesn't only friendless NEET shut-ins aren't on the 'gram these days

Virgin
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>>69223558
wew those bender pills really did a number on ribena
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>>69223631
t. NHS
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>>69223593
she knows where i live now and said she'd track me down ahahaha

also might've sent her several hundred pictures alongside my full real life name including some raunchy ones

i'd also never be able to log onto any social media ever again or she'd see i was online
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>>69223558
>>69223557
>I'm too normie to think about what my flagship would be called and other such esoteric things

Feel for you lads
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>>69223590
AH YES the infamous Buckingham Palace of Whitworth Industrial Estate
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>>69223634
>those pics
>you not getting cucked

ummmm sweetie...
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>>69223652
t. BUPA
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Sounds like there's popping sweeties in my neck
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haven't had a hobby since I was 16 and I played football

I'm 24 now haha
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Was going to get drunk tonight but the Queen rumours stopped me.
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>>69223590
alri mr canada
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>>69223676
you've let that film go to your head
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just washed the stray cum and fanny juice off my sheets
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>>69223680
Your jealousy is palpable
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If you had a dog what would it be called lads?

Mine would be The Death of Relaxed
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>>69223692
That's not good
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>>69223779
the pupper of pain
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>>69223743
>and fanny juice off

FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT
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me and the missus wanked all over this runt's sheets earlier
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>>69223779
Mr Fuzzles
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>>69223733
who is Mark Harding
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>>69223666

Shes lying, just stop messaging her
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>go to bed at night
>put head on pillow
>close eyes
>2 seconds pass
>open eyes and it is tomorrow and time for more work

Might start setting an alarm to go off every 90 minutes at night so I periodically wake up and properly notice the 8 or so hours which I lose to sleep each night.
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>>69223779
dog
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>BBC news notification
*this is it lads!*
>US expels 35 Russian diplomats blah blah blah

Damn...
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>>69223805
bog off newsniff
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*strolls casually into thread*
Alri benders
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>>69223800
i unironically almost literally choked to death laughing at this post, laughed for like 50 seconds straight

mum even came upstairs to see if i was okay
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>>69223558
he wasn't joking when he said he needed to stop with the takeaways
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Pass the pub that wrecks your body
And the church, all they want is your money
The Queen is dead, boys
And it's so lonely on a limb

Life is very long, when you're lonely
Life is very long, when you're lonely
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>>69223838
*punches you*
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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38463025


oh shi


obama causing WW3 with only 20 days to go
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FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN
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>>69223838
*pushes you to the ground*
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>>69223725
>Intelligent, educated and eloquent, Johnny is also deeply embittered and egotistical: he will fight and provoke anyone he meets to prove his superiority. His tactics of choice in verbal interaction are based on a particular form of intellectual bullying, uniformly directed at people less cultured than himself, and summed up in domineering, scholastic barrages drawn from eclectic sources. His overall behaviour is reckless, self-destructive and at times borderline sadistic.

Literally me
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>>69223895
Shut up nerd
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like watching porn where the girl is subtly making fun of industry cliches
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>>69223902
*you held there by two surly maritimers*
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I just went the cinema alone for the first time, I couldn't enjoy it. I felt like everyone was judging me for being a Billy no mates. I was trying to focus on the hot powerful action of Star wars but was distracted by my insecurity.

How do you lads handle it?
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>>69223919
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>>69223893
Why do these politicians think constantly pissing off Russia is going to solve anything?
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never crossfading again
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>>69223893
good lad, hopefully ill get nuked
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>captchas showing NYE fireworks

Ah yes, thanks for the reminder janny, you really know how to get to me
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>>69223943
Example
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>>69223954
saw this exact post a few threads ago...
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>>69223954
take an afternoon off and go then. everyone will be alone
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>>69223954
used to go in the mornings but it was only fun because I was skipping lessons
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>>69223954
I did this once, went to No Country for Old Men and you're right, the feeling of everybody judging you totally ruins the experience
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>>69223988
just got that one too haha x
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How do you get good at kissing?
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>>69223889
>>69223902
Bit rude
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anyone else find it hilarious /pol/ is dead as fuck now after our elections. talk about shilling
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>>69224026
practice
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never heard a brit say "poop"
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do you have
>friends
>job
>virginity

no
no
no
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>>69223974
live life on the edge x
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>>69223893
aw, she's going to get her war after all
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>>69223807
she has stomach cancer and im her only friend i feel too bad to do it lad

im weak sorry

will just get an irl gf while messaging her still
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>>69223974
DUDE
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poop
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What did you all get for Christmas?

I got a 60 of Bombay Sapphire, some aftershave, and a camera lens.
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>>69224026
just kiss a lot of different girls la, you'll get good in no time
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>>69224026
practice on your mum
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>>69224026
practice with your thumb
it's just like the real deal haha
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>>69224047
oops meant to say yes on the last one haha x
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>>69224033
>>69224062
Ok
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There was nothing cosier than skipping lessons on your own and going into town
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>>69223954
Copy posters pls go
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>>69224031
/pol/ has literally never been shilled. Shilling occurs on relevant social media platforms, not runtish imageboards populated by a few thousand regular users.
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>>69224047
Y
Y
N
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>>69224047
>associates but no true friends
>employed
>shagged bare gash
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Why the fuck is the Daily Mail's Snapchat feed always Kardashian celebrity shit
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>>69224047
aye
aye
aye
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>>69224026
I found snogging easier than just a little kiss for some reason
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Startup: a plastic face with realistic lips for autists to practice kissing with. Comes with an advice manual and some anime girl wigs.
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>>69224098
/pol/ got trump elected mate
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>>69224047
Like 3
No (arrogant student)
Yes
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>>69224052
Smells like yet more cow shit to me la
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>>69224092
I did that and got so stressed over my exams i came out to my parents as transgender

after the exams were over i just told them im fine as a man lmao, i guess the stress just led me to try and be a tranny out of escapism

i still get letters from the gender identity service telling me to respond lmao
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>>69224047
no
yes
yes
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>>69224116
they're always first and catch my attention
usually give them a cheeky quick glance
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>>69224142
no they didn't
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>>69224140
I would invest in this, better than practicing with my sister it's getting a too weird
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Would enjoy impregnating various women from across the globe 2bh.
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>>69224132
>snogging
that's what i meant ... with tongues
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>57 posters

here we are then

all the lads
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>>69224142
Lmao

Unless you unironically believe in meme magic, no it didn't.
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>>69223991
*guy feels vagina*
"uugh you're so fuckin wet"
"am i?? haha"
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>>69224098
/pol/ is unironically the most influential political site on the internet
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Charlies Brooker's 2016 Wipe will be at at 9pm BBC2
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>>69224047
yeah but it doesnt feel like it most of the time
yeah but I'm about to lose it
prefer not to say
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remember that time /brit/ irreparably destroyed it's culture by flooding us with foreigners from /b/ for the sake of being the most popular genera on /int/.

reminds me of our government desu
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Hello, let's just go straight to the point, shall we?
English is not my native language and I know most british are known for their sarcastic behaviour but could you lads help me with this?
>the rather obnoxious one.
Is this grammartically correct? It seems weird to me. The author was referring to a person, by the way.
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>>69223554
where'd you meet her?
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>>69224047
no
yes
no
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>>69224166
>>69224193
erm, yes they did sweeties x
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>>69224175
how does it feel that if you were living the 16th century you could go to america as a conquistador and the civilisations there were so weak and servile, as soon as you arrived at a village they would offer their women to you and even men as slaves?
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>>69224176
don't open your mouth too wide and don't go searching for her dinner with your tongue and you'll be fine
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>>69224176
Dunno mate, first time I snogged it just happened, stuck my tongue in too for good measure.

Don't think about it just do it.
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pretty pretty pizza
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Best gimmick of 2016: drunk airplane posting, pint glass posting
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>>69224153
>The gender indentity service
Bless them and the great work they carry out
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>>69224241
That born too late feel.
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>>69224207
>/brit/
>culture
white generals have no culture lad, haha
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leaf gimmicks are dreadful
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>Daughters are qt until about 10
>Then they start dressing like sluts and rebelling

who son or abortion here?
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>mum is a full on life-long leftie
>start telling her about genderqueer tumblrite new left shite, pretending I believe it and showing her buzzfeed videos
>she gradually starts becoming more right wing

And thats how you administer the red pill lads
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>>69224259
you're the worst poster in this genera even for leaf standards

fuck off
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>>69224283
*kisses you on the lips*
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>>69224175

I understand this sentiment. Must be the colonialist urges in me.
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>>69224244
>>69224246
do you lads aim for the bottom lip?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMebV5qt3s
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Should've been a soldier lads
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>>69224291
>Then they start dressing like sluts and rebelling

Why not try being a good father
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REALLY don't like not being able to control f to find all responses
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my oneitis
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>>69224215
yes, it is
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Yank gimmicks: there are none because they're boring cunts
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>>69224207

Dont actualy remember tbqh
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>>69224304
not really sure
usually blackout drunk when i kiss girls desu
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>>69224304
No you're kissing her mouth not her bottom lip
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>>69224280
t. "economic migrant" from /b/
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>>69224196
>"am i?? haha"
this is the type of stuff i imagine sperg girls say during sex
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found my dad's practice kisser
been getting really good at it
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>>69224310
You still can
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bit weird thinking that some people go home from work and shag their gf every day

mental
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>>69224241
>that god-tier midset

What happened to white people?
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>>69224331
bit new
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fucking hate rainbows lads
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>>69224321
.ql-tracked:after{
content:" (You)"
}
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border-bottom: none;
text-decoration: underline;
}


You're welcome
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>>69224215
yes it is correct
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constantly find lip prints on the mirror of the bathroom i share with my brother
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>>69224379
rorke
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>>69224359
repost

i saw this on tumblr
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>>69224315
>Why not try being a good father

>daughter runs to mummy
>mummy buys her clothes and purses, takes her to the club
>mummy daughter bonding raises conflict when you try to discipline your daughter
>marriage breaks up and mummy gets a somalian bf
>you jump off tower bridge into the thames and kill yourself

this is what would happen
>>
>>69224366
there are lads who've shagged so much they're literally bored of it
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>>69224343
>t. "economic migrant" from /b/
We're refugees you racist. It's not our fault that our board is shit
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>>69223779
mine's called Roo
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>>69224376
>the spanish ecounter these childlike and naive people
>immediately enslave and torture them by the thousands, and force them to eat each other

bit mean innit
>>
*books /brit/'s annual new years trip to Zante*
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give us a (you) so I can see what's happened
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>>69224358
i think it's cute
Annika Eve just did a public pickups scene for mofos and she says it
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>>69224401

No its not you sausage
>>
Watching The Big Short

it's all over the shop, doesn't know if it's coming or going


just had Margot Robbie in a bath explain sub-prime mortgages to me

very odd
>>
>>69224376
Cristoforo Colombo was his birth name

He was Genoese not Spanish
>>
Was thinking of going travelling and trying to bang as many native qts as possible.
>>
>>69224440 (willycum)
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>>69224401
t. proud father of several kids
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>>69224495
enjoy hiv
>>
Can't stop eating pistachio nuts lads
>>
>>69224440
here you go, please give her name in return
>>
>>69224330
>>69224382
I didn't mean to be rude, but you are both american. Could I trust you two or you two were playing with me?
>>
>first day back at work
>suddenly realise after 8 months that maybe I'm not OK with spending my life doing meaningless work for pennies in a call centre

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>69224522
her name is mildred
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can't wait
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>>69224516
enjoy being a loser

*makes an L shape on my forehead in your general direction*
>>
might book a holiday to japan for 2 weeks so i can buy a hug and go on that kyary ride
>>
>>69224495
chugs are ugly
>>
>>69224437
>childlike
>literally have hundreds of human sacrifices every day so that the sun would rise the next day

Yeah the natives sure seemed sweet x
>>
>>69224474
was a good premise i think but lacked grip
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>>69224376
>they will do what ever you want if you ask them
>we should enslave them so we can make them do what we want

Lmaoing
>>
>>69224495

What kind of "natives" you talking about?

Aborigines? Pygmies? If you've seen an attractive north american aboriginal girl, she was probably a Metis (part Anglo or french).
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>>69224518
Bender
>>
>>69224539
what are you gonna do about it then
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>>69224511
feels good

>>69224522
Lucy Fallon bud
>>
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blew my load about 8 million times to a video that used to be on youtube a few years ago of some Jap girl kissing a window in front of a webcam
>>
>>69224531
rude
obnoxious is an adjective that describes one, and rather is an adverb that describes obnoxious. there is no problem
>>
>>69224571
thanks for sharing
>>
>>69224547
she was LOOKIN' kinda DUMB with her finger and her thumb
>>
say a prayer for the youth of america
>>
>>69224539
>but you do nothing about it and veg out in front of the TV, completing your transformation in to Deano
>>
>>69224566
do really sub-par work at work until I get sacked then kill myself
>>
>>69224595
Allahu akbar
>>
>>69224552
>religion
>not for children

*tips*
>>
>>69224595
nah
>>
>>69224561
Anyone I guess. Would probably end up paying to Shag a Thai prozzy and have all my money stolen by she/he.
>>
don't feel very well
someone end me
>>
>>69224554
yeah, I don't feel like it knows what it wants to be
>>
Guys, I've never had a dog before. What makes getting one worth it?
>>
>>69224614
doesn't sound like a good plan
>>
These pretzels are making me thursday
>>
>>69224539

Should have worked harder in school lad
>>
>>69224531
i am serious

in this example, "rather" means "a little" or "noticeably"
>>
>>69224567
cheers

*grabs tissue box*
>>
>>69224624
*pushes you off the cliffs of Dover*
>>
ERM

BREGG-ZIT
>>
>>69224644
it'll love you even when no one else will
>>
>>69224644
Snuggles and their undying love
>>
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Hitler, Stalin, and Mao were all atheists

So was Pol Pot

Atheism kills

Come home white man
>>
>>69224644
you can put peanut butter on your bollocks and have the dog bite them
>>
>>69224665
sit down lad
>>
>>69224644
virgin mentality probably
>>
>>69224644
they're good fun and make you happy, but they're a lot of work, like a kid almost
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38463025
>>
99
this is flawed logic
>>
>>69224715
What are virgin dog breeds?
>>
>>69224644
it shits and pisses in your house if you don't walk it every day or chain it up outside and they smell like shit when you don't wash them. also will keep you awake at night barking if the little fucker sees a rabbit outside or some shit
good fun
>>
>>69224584
>>69224669
All right then, thank you both. :)
>>
>>69224437
>couple of hundred spaniards camped in a small town inside incan territory
>king of the incas arrives from defeating his half-brother with an army of 50,000
>spanish cannot retreat without losing their god-like status
>Sapa Inca enters the town with a few thousand body guards to negotiate
>spaniards slaughter his entourage and take him prisoner
>his army scatters
>extort a room full of gold out of his chiefs
>force him to convert to Christianity under threat of burning him alive
>then hang him anyway

Based tb h
>>
>>69224571
blew my load a billion times to cammy from streetfighter
>>
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Don't get the affinity to jungle asian girls(boys) tbf
>>
>sitting
>have virgin posture
>>
>read a book
>forget everything about it 3 months later

remind me again how reading makes you smarter?
>>
new
>>69224773
>>69224773
>>69224773
>>
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>>69224672
>>
>>69224783
maybe you're just dumb
>>
>>69224644
they do funny stuff and you can teach them tricks. they have little personality traits which are fun to learn. My doggo for instance lies on his back and tries to box you with his front paws if he's bored. He also jumps up and down on his hind legs if he's excited about anything
>>
>>69224755
You're not desperate enough.
>>
>>69224729
Atheism promotes all of the things on the left
>>
>>69224676
thanks mr yank I appreciate it
>>
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>>69224787
the call him "quick draw"
>>
janitor is here
>>
Just tipped janny 20% for his services.
>>
how do arthur's glasses work
>>
just got a cat
>>
new
>>69224912
>>69224912
>>69224912
>>
An individual who receives no monetary compensation for his work, perhaps?
>>
@irish

was it this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFwgnOsEfLY
>>
>>69224919
Fastest mouse in the west
>>
>>69224936
Big J detected.
>>
>>69224936
alri janny
>>
If I had a dog i would amputate its front legs so it has to walk like a person and be more relatable for me.
>>
Devon
>>
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Unpaid janitorial work?
>>
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>Janitor replied to you
>>
>>69224987
He's not a janny anymore we got new ones
>>
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objectively speaking where's the best place to live
>>
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>>69224979
>>
why are you posting Mr. Morris from Arthur?
>>
>>69225036

Places that voted both Tory and Remain
>>
>>69225036
You just posted it
>>
>"youths" causing mayhem in shopping malls
>literally every kid fighting is black
odd case, must be due to white racism somehow
>>
wait... so you're telling me that someone actually volunteers the majority of their day in order to clean up my digital messes on an anime imageboard for no monetary compensation? why would anyone do that?
>>
>>69225040
>gif

fuck off
>>
>>69225036
depends what you like. If you like cities, edinburgh is one of the most beautiful in europe. If you like countryside, go to the highlands
I'm saying this as a southerner who is tired of flat and grey england
>>
>>69225056
>>69225056
>>69225056
>>69225056
>>69225056
>>
>tfw no buck toothed, pigtailed, bow-legged yank gf
>>
>>69225036
Bottom right.
>>
>>69225036
>the word England conveniently placed over Birmingham
when will the smear campaign end
>>
>>69225077
shan't
>>
>>69225036
Ireland
>>
SANS RETENIR
JE RENTRE DANS TA VIE
COMME DANS LA NUIT
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