https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0SzCIG2vA
damnit
>soon
Drinking a Screwdriver
>>69199161
Next time sweetie, sorry. x
real nigga hours boys
who tf up???
frogs edition
https://youtu.be/rNJwu-YkQlc
innit, lads?
>>69199179
try and kiss me again and ill show you whats for
really like looking at bare fannies
>>69199210
nonce
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
>LostprophetsVEVO
>>69199201
What's for being lovely? Haha. x
>>69199234
it's not available to your age group la, under 6 only
>>69199225
rephrase: naked fannies
like when girls have no knickers on
might go to bed in a bit
>>69199234
>Ian Watkins has been uploading music to soundcloud from prison
He's the Welsh, paedo Varg
>>69199234
STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS
>>69199124
>>69199129
Shall we go with the bender edition or the non-Brit edition? You're right, silly question to ask /brit/
>>69199234
>Save your sympathy
>Who do you think you're fooling?
>Everything is dead!
>Now you welcome me,
>To a town called I fucked a baby
How did he get away with it for so long?!?!
Are pickled onions the most delicious food of all time?
>>69199210
really like looking like cara's bare fanny
Any musicans on brit?
>>69199311
Yeah, here's Wonderwall
>>69199311
here
I can strum your mums twat like a guitar
kazakh gf 2017
>>69199272
don't believ you
>>69199296
ALL THE KIDS SCREAM YOUR HEART OUT
>>69199306
pickled eggs?
>>69199308
really need to see cara's fanny 2bh
does she have a roastie or a front bum?
>>69199355
she has a tiny cock
>>69199311
Singer. Grade VII RIAM musical theatre distinction. Over five and a half vocal range, tenor.
Can play some piano and a skilled drummer and can play a few chords on guitar/banjo if needs be.
>>69199361
like chyna?
>>69199339
steppe people are fucking weird
>>69199311
I play piano and can use DAW's pretty well
>>69199311
guitar and bass guitar desu
very angry lads
need some of the ol' 'der to calm my nerves
>>69199311
I play guitar
I GOT THE FIRST KISS HE WILL GET THE LAASST
I GOT THE GIRL HE GOT THE MAN
>>69199355
there's lots of pics lad
big fan of the album caralad posted a few days ago
>>69199339
superb post
>>69199402
doing a cide' here as well
why would the lost prophets keep their name after their lead singer, the front man of the band, was found guilty of noncing infants?
THATS NOT ME
>>69199388
horrid post
>>69199437
#NotAllLostProphets
Evaluate my porn addiction out of ten lads
>>>/s/17199610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eRza6jfYyY
>kay will never make you egg and soldiers
>>69199437
Should've changed it to the Irish Priests to be accurate
just polished off a nice 'ager
>>69199476
Which one?
>>69199422
link
>>69199465
Good stuff.
Seems like you're an ass man, Pierre.
>>69199465
If that's the whole thing then 2/10
>>69199533
FUCK OFF YANK CUNT
>>69199468
I think its pretty obvious by now the brits are far bigger pedos than we ever were
My 4chins wont let me see the thread counter or let me update manually
>downloading porn
ah yes, runts
just dropped a steaming Israel in the can lads
>Princess Leia's mother dies of a broken heart
>Carrie Fisher's mother dies of a broken heart
like poetry, bravo Lucas
Búnt à vasanum
Imagine having so much money you can just collect shit
>$100,000 on a bottle of wine from Thomas Jefferson's vineyard
Boom
>how about another?
Boom
No-ship.
>>69199569
and people still claim the prequels were shit
i remember the last time i downloaded a porn video i saved it in a random system folder and i don't remember where it actually was saved. to this day it's still there and i don't know how to get it back.
thank you for reading my blog
>>69199579
Is that like £4 worth
>>69199538
that's my very best of
Might go abroad for a year lads
Is Australia and New Zealand any good? Looks like I'd get a working visa for both of them for a year. The aussies can give banter but can they take it?
Is Canada any good either?
>>69199619
Come live with me :3
just got called a nonce on omegle
>>69199579
300€ and a folding knife?
>>69199619
>Is Canada any good either?
no
don't come here either
>>69199619
yeah lad come on over, irish do very well in australia in terms of fitting in
>>69199600
Download "search everything" and search for it by name or file extension like .mp4
>>69199508
dont have one, i went digging in my history but i think caralad deleted the album
have the pictures saved but dont want to enrage ol' hotpockets
it was a VERY nice fanny and chebs tho
>>69199652
i don't even remember what it was called
>>69199619
don't come here i don't need even less chance of gf2017
>>69199619
Canada's a nice place to live, might be a bit dull to visit.
Come teach us banter please. No car bombs though. Quebec's done enough of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Ip-uUhaoI
>>69199639
about 335 euro
knife is a spyderco paramilitary btw
>>69199619
set foot in the south island and I will demolish your existence so hard that people will be in literal agony just thinking of you
>>69199662
>>69199647
Which part should I go to? Melbourne? Sydney? Canberra? Have cousins in Canberra I think.
After surveying so many naked girls over the years, I've developed an acumen in assessing how roasted a girl is, just by looking at her face.
Post any girl's face and I'll describe her roast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqAWBRXRg6k
>>69199607
Good taste then
>>69199538
pretty light weight
i should move to new zealand's south island
>Emma Louise covers Nick Cave
>>69199693
I was told the south islands a shithole anyway but would gladly come down if it meant I could HEEM ya
>>69199671
Is Vancouver any good?
>>69199699
canberra is incredibly boring says everyone who's ever been there
any of the 3 east coast capitals should be fine
https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811659459307061249
what did she mean by this?
i want to go for a nice drive around england on a sunny fall day
>>69199639
almost posted a pic with my tobacco horn but I realized I have carved my phone number into it hahhah
>>69199703
>>69199699
canberra is boring for young people from everyone i know who has been there. your best bets are sydney, melbourne or brisbane. sydney or brisbane/gc if you like beaches and hot weather.
if you come to brisbane, i might ave the opportunity to finally heem you
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>69199730
the South Island is genuinely the most picturesque place on earth, you probably heard from Daniel who is still SEEETHING that his house was HEEM'd in the earthquake
>almost posted a pic with my tobacco horn
>>69199730
Yea, great nature, lots of local meme breweries. Bit chinky, but if you like asian food and/or have yellow fever it's great.
Just stay out of Surrey it's a Paki shit hole.
>>69199680
>knife is a spyderco paramilitary btw
ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo wowie
Here is a knife my dad stole off a dead protestant
>>69199755
what the fuck i thought it was a hack at first
all her tweets are like that
reckon the majority of JFs here don't even care about or appreciate britain and everything its done for us
even today much of the world is governed or heavily influenced by the UK
just a bit annoyed at the people coming here to post hats and the like
>>69199783
why do you cunts all come to the gc then
>>69199810
>vaseline
ooh hello x
>>69199805
>>69199730
Vancouver is alright but it can get pricey. Kelowna and Victoria are far better for cities in BC, Calgary is also a good bet if you want comfy mountain scenery while not paying too much.
>>69199826
literally me, couldn't give less of a shit
>>69199763
Oh she definitely has a roast to some degree. I'm seeing medium-long length, with strong discoloration with brownish hues. Much of the roast clumps at the top, and is slightly asymmetrical (one side longer than the other), though not overtly.
>>69199726
what
>>69199789
I'll knock you out cold with one punch dumb hat poster
>>69199838
I get chapped lips in the winter bruh
>>69199739
>>69199771
Alright Brisbane sounds the best, how will I spot an oz /brit/ poster over there?
>>69199805
What's the cost of living like over there?
>>69199837
We are poor
>Oh she definitely has a roast to some degree. I'm seeing medium-long length, with strong discoloration with brownish hues. Much of the roast clumps at the top, and is slightly asymmetrical (one side longer than the other), though not overtly.
ah yes, drinking at 3 in the morning while listening to this mindless drivel
so this is how life is
>>69199821
she was unironically mentally ill
>I get chapped lips in the winter bruh
>>69199854
absolute battyboy
>>69199826
Ummm sweetie I do appreciate the UK a lot, especially when civil rights.
Too bad I'm an eastern european rasheed haha.
mexican chicANO
>>69199852
what is this, an anal dildo?
>>69199810
wew lad
looks like a knife a protestant would carry
>>69199782
From left-to-right: Yes (short-length light roast), Yes (medium-length dark roast), Yes (medium-length light roast), No roast
I assumed they're all 18 because it would be quite sick if you posted that picture otherwise desu desu
>>69199854
HA bet you have hay fever as well sissy irish boy
>>69199859
Housing is fucking expensive in Vancouver and the surrounding area. Like London levels of overpriced.
Further inland and up North is better.
Food and everything else is alright but still pricey compared to what a Yank would pay.
>>69199881
A "horn" of neftóbak containing 45 grams of tobacco intended to be sniffed
I put it in the lip tho
>>69199859
a lot of irish people come to brisbane from what i've heard, i've certainly met more than a few.
as for spotting us, there's like 3 of us that frequent the same nightclub and one lad will use the phrase "when in rome" in weird or incorrect circumstances as a sutble cue for other /brit/ posters to identify him
Wellington is the best.
>From left-to-right: Yes (short-length light roast), Yes (medium-length dark roast), Yes (medium-length light roast), No roast
>I assumed they're all 18 because it would be quite sick if you posted that picture otherwise desu desu
>>69199897
they're 14 and you just thought about their fannies publicly lmoa
>>69199847
wrong. sorry lad, she has a perfect front bum
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f9a2e74896d&t=156
>>69199897
nonce fuck
What did they mean by this?
dislike newsbeat immensely
>scotland
someone needs to sort them out
>>69199948
THAILAD!
>>69199967
>>69199925
>>69199940
literally nothing wrong with that lads
wish i could HEEM myself
late night texting the gf
she keeps making jokes about how much of a mong I am
>>69199948
creasing
>>69199960
Wow
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
>>69199888
How do you know that?
business idea: sell seashells on the sea shore
>>69199916
>there are 3 britanons in my city that i will never hang out with because im too autistic
ah yes
>>69199998
foing well my good man
and yourself?
>>69199999
checked
>>69199982
Pics
my oneitis
>>69200020
Quite sad because I missed the funny number post haha. How's the weather for you? Hot out here - Kiwi weather! Clouds are out though. Best regards
>it's a "the ex-gf posts a quirky lewd image of herself in the group chat and then goes "whoops!" " episode
lads i don't know if you noticed it but i've had your backs from day one niggas let's blow this bitch
>>69200039
rourke
>>69199999
CHECK'D
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/27/romanian-president-rejects-nomination-of-muslim-woman-sevil-shhaideh-for-pm
Hmmmmm.
>>69200061
>>69200022
Shut the fuck up
>>69200039
what's wrong with her face
>>69200073
black cum is more acidic
>>69200039
wanked to her earlier need better pics
>>69200073
my cum isn't on it
>>69200041
Weather's pretty mild. Been raining a bit the last few days, melted all the snow. I like snow, but nobody shovels the walk so it gets a bit tiresome trying not to slip.
>>69200069
shut up prod
>>69200106
Haha nobody gives a single fuck you leaf cunt
>>69200095
she has a great arse
anyone remember the cuckio meme
doing a late 2007 feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znQbwP51GYQ
>>69200130
moar
v. not comfy
thinking about that hot asian girl who asked me multiple times if i wanted to study with her but i turned her down
>>69200139
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x3g8BGH_io
>>69200155
Good
Don't race mix even if it's just for recreation
>>69200014
just be yourself m8
valley isn't scary :)
Listening to a BBC asian network programme from yesterday on iPlayer aha x
pimpin got harder cause hoes got smarter
>>69200155
>multiple times
how do you fuck that up
>>69199703
love my mum
>when a Yank posts a Sunday Sport headline thinking it's real
>Good
>Don't race mix even if it's just for recreation
>>69200155
>hot asian girl
You're probably being overly generous
>>69200172
fuck off yank
bf just sent me this
>>69200144
About the same here, except this is your summer and our winter.
>apply for retail jobs
>don't pass their dumb test
tfw to smart to get an unskilled job
>>69200179
The absolute STATE of Brits hahaha
>>69200198
why the long arse lmao
>>69200177
She's so buff
>>69200198
THICC
>>69200198
grim
>>69200170
people are
THAILAD!
who is this lady
>>69200235
that is thailad you mong
Any nonces in this thread?
What did he mean by this?
so brave xx
>>69200266
alri
need a gf BADLY
>>69200281
>le aids man
>>69200281
charlie "the cuck" sheen
bloody lot of gayposting going on in this thread
>>69200293
I would do a big thick cummy inside her fanny
>>69200230
it ges easier la, i'd be lying if i said i didnt have some nerves when i first went out
NEED a high school gf
wonder why people think I'm arrogant
hardly ever brag about myself or anything
I would consider going temporarily gay for a cute, feminine twink.
where do i go from here
i'm autistic
pls help me
might have a watch of my favourite film (poor little white boy 5)
Here the cunt is again, being arrogant about not being arrogant.
Lads without (you)'s my life is worth nothing, my life savings of (you)s are worthless. Don't even bothering replying to anyone anymore.
>>69200355
>Are you an archaeologist?
>>69200355
Already fucked it, unmatched her and start again.
gonna be rich
>>69200355
>giffgaff
what is this
>>69200373
Shan't be reading a word of this
>>69200382
a "budget" branch of O2 in the uk
>>69200332
probably your manner
>last boss of final fantasy 15 literally tips a fedora at you
i love memes
>awful lot of gayposting
>>69200373
>not betting on penny stocks
pleb
>>69200355
Nigga you fucked it
Its a thin line between genius and madness
>>69200382
Network for poor people
>>69200360
a.ql-tracked {
border-bottom: 0;
text-decoration: underline;
white-space: nowrap;
}
a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
content: " (You)";
}
Add to custom CSS and it's exactly like before.
>>69200355
Yooo
>>69200372
how have I?
just got accused of being a p********* on omegle
What is Skyr like?
>>69200382
DELETE THIS IMAGE MATE
>a.ql-tracked {
>border-bottom: 0;
>text-decoration: underline;
>white-space: nowrap;
>}
>a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
>content: " (You)";
>}
>Add to custom CSS and it's exactly like before.
desptie having swiped right to every single girl in a sixty five kilometer radius, i still have no matches
>>69200417
unironically might just go with this
>>69200423
You are like a man sending his brigade over the top to charge at a line of german machine guns at this point. The fact that you dont realise this yet is why WW1 lasted 4 years.
>>69200445
girls get a lot of matches so they get freedom of choice
if you're not a 10/10 don't bother
why do not americans celebrate easter?
>>69200414
don't do this lads, thailad just stole my 4chan pass account
>>69200445
keep at it :)
just popping out for a dart lads.
>>69200445
>>69200452
you're making me shake lad
>>69200445
>kilometer
FOY
>>69200451
She hit you up first, make her catch you
HOWLING at heteros trying to breed.
>>69200454
>a fucking leaf
>>69200466
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
can't even try tinder because i recoil with horror at every photo i take of myself
Welsh are the master race, suck it britbongs
>>69200481
agreed
>>69200478
post face
days gettin' on a bit lads
Still trying to figure out what to say
oohh
the depression's kicking in again
haha
>>69200463
Ok MAYBE you can keep it alive with a very good response right at this moment, sometimes victory can be snatched from the jaws of defeat...sometimes.
But if your response is not solid gold based on the reaction, you best cut your losses
>>69200505
what does this image mean
>>69200515
>Are you an archaeologist?
>>69200515
are you an archeologist?
anyone else noticed that basically all australian slang is just adding o to the end of a shortened word
>>69200515
Yooooo
>>69200499
yea righto
Posted in the wrong thread baka desu senpai t. Nova scotia
>Hello gorgeous
let me go gravity
what's on my shoulder
little by little
i feel a bit better
let me go set me free
feel a bit older
just once more unto the breach
dear friend once more
>>69200528
can you help me, young warrior
>>69200531
I am very exhausted, when is my smoke break, guy?
can't sleep baka desu
>>69200515
She is sandbagging you lad, you can try a flank assault but I think she has already got the artillery zeroed in
Listening to elliot rodgers audio book. The madman actually drove from California to Arizona to spend 700 dollars on the fucking lottery because he was convinced he'd win
>>69200548
how dear you
>canadians
>canadians that use reddit flags
oh lord, can't imagine how awful their posts are
my whole posting expierence has actually been ruined because (you)'s are gone
One of my balls is hurting like hell lads
>>69200601
all australians should be killed
>>69200587
that money was literally nothing to him though
he was insanely rich
hate the twat, got given such a good life and just fucked it up so monumentally
>>69200601
Can you not figure out how to return them even with all the spoon feeding?
>>69200601
Paste
a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
content: " (You)";
}
Into the "Custom CSS"
https://youtu.be/LKflW5ZVZZk?t=18m38s
don't talk about his mum
>>69200561
Go for the kill shot and ask her out for a drink/drinner. If she says no then fuck her, pussyfooting around will get you nowhere and at least if she says no then you can move on to something better. desu I think she is probably giving your the runaround with the caliber of these responses.
God she even left an X. I fucked up even a year ago.
She left her flank wide open for me but I never sent in the stormtroopers.
>>69200612
>got given such a good life
FONT
>>69200607
agree
>>69200616
fuck off nonce haha, just kidding. I love you thailad
>>69200621
thanks lad
>>69200621
Try:
a.ql-tracked {
border-bottom: 0;
text-decoration: underline;
white-space: nowrap;
}
a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
content: " (You)";
}
Elliot Rodgers?
Big fan
>>69200638
VIRUS
VIRUS
VIRUS
>>69200616
They're counterfeit, you're working for the triads
>>69200612
He thought he was poor. He legitimately thought that if he became a multi millionaire by winning the lottery he'd finally be successful with girls.
Really wanna go to Spain
Any lads been through there?
>>69200644
>late night /brit/
>almost no brits
>thread is shit
>>69199960
Saw this posted wanted to get chips from this place. Might do so when I go back when term starts up, since that one's right by the central train station.
>>69200659
delete this frog
>>69200659
Delete this image
Favourite part of my twisted world lads? Mine is when he describes his sister's bf plunging his penis into her
>>69200657
het spen
>>69200626
LLF
you're a legend lad
got a party tonight lods
>>69200627
I would have hit that shit with a 30 day bombardment, and followed it up with mustard gas and a gallant bayonet charge
Nah but holy shit son
Overslept and turned up an hour late to work. Mr noseberg will have me flogged Im afraid
>>69200648
As long as I don't have to distinguish tiny dots to know if a reply is mine I'm grand lad.
>>69200626
YOU'RE A FUCKING LEGEND MATE
>>69200666
>>69199183
>>69200678
>>69200686
delete
floyd mayweather is so fucking bullshit good at boxing it's unreal
>>69200678
I luv spen
>>69200658
thairad when were (You)s added to the site anyway
dumb frogposters
Hey... *clears throat* So tired... so tired...
But on the other hand, I had a nice dinner, nice. Look, all gone, all gone.
So tomorrow I have to drive to Dublin, Dublin of all places. I hate it, I hate driving on the M50, hate it! And that new muhayuu-motorway on the way up to Dublin... God, it's so long. Hate it!
>>69200657
every Brit has been there
>>69200702
nah goobz would fookin batter him
>>69200720
NYE meetup in Guadalajara?
>>69200718
I cannot recall
>>69200735
t. newfriend
thai chicANO
>>69200693
>yanks
>>69200702
could heem him easily
>>69200748
YOU'RE AND ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEDGE MATE
>>69200743
been here forever
>>69200684
Could I salvage something? Is a desperate last charge against all odds into no mans land in the form of a witty message too hopeless a prospect before I wipe my tinder account clean?
>>69200702
He is one of the worst boxers I've ever seen, this one round from two forgotten boxers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZP-IfSZxl0 is far better than anything he has ever done
I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening to help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing
>>69200766
post all the boards you've ever browsed and not just visited
Who here /brainlet/
>>69200612
he was not ugly either, could've got girls but for his massive autism. fuck that normie.
>>69200795
hmm, not me I'm afraid
wow why are you using the n-word
>>69200782
lol its like a good trade but it's just a brawl
mayweather has mastered the art and skill of boxing, how can you possibly say he is one of the worst? hit and not get hit, which he does
character aside his skill is undeniable
also no-one has forgotten about this match lol
>>69200810
mexicaNo?
>>69200791
From SA>
/a/ (I was young enough to enjoy cartoons at the time), /b/, Went to 7chan for /i/, /g/, /int/, /pol/
ANOS jajaja
>>69200769
She has had a full year to dig in her defences, without a full on tank charge over open ground I dont think it will be worth the casualties. You would be better off concentrating your forces on quieter fronts where they dont see the big push coming at them
>>69200810
Nigger
Nigger
Nig ger
Ni g ger
N I gge r
Am I edgy yet?
>>69200795
king of brainlets here
smarter than everyone on /brit/ but too dumb to be considered actually intelligent
fuck off racist scum
>tfw to smart too be dumb
>>69200870
My IQ is 140, and I could also batter everybody in here one handed.
I'm like a warrior poet, but from the streets
im 8ft tall and built like an boeing 747
could heem anybody in this thread
>>69200863
Is your name Will
i could implode anyone's bollocks itt with my lelepathic brain waves
>Everybody stutters one way or the other
>so check out my message to you
>as a matter of fact don't let nothing hold you back
>if the Scatman can do it, brother so can you
why do you have to think of something funny to say every tinder skank? let me just whip the dick out and get down to business
Verdun was less brutal.
>>69200941
SKIBBBBIBIBIBIB DUN DADA DO
>>69200892
Did you have tamales for Xmas?
>>69200863
>>69200958
How can a man blow it so hard at hello? I hope I never find out.
hmmm
wanking onto the ped runts from my 80th story balcony
>>69201018
disgusting
>>69201047
i agree.
the hygiene is fucking triggering me
>>69201047
low test beta male
>>69200958
ONCE MORE OVER THE TOP MEN
>>69200894
>to smart
Autism
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>69201090
I love you too mexican
What flag would you get if you posted from space?
>>69201090
Make a new
>>69201090
How would a Mexican kill himself?
>his worldview is described with 4chan memes
unironically witness this in what are supposed to be serious threads all the time
imagine some melt handing in an essay with "autism" or "cuck" dropped every other sentence
>>69201121
American flag
self esteem pretty low atm
>>69201090
Swallow a hard shell taco without chewing Mexicunt.
>>69201160
boil water
>>69200958
shrieking
only the dead have seen the end of war
>>69201162
mexicans don't have hard shell tacos
hard shells are an american thing
>>69201194
>t. Mexican on vacation
Gas, gas! Quick boys!
Too late to respond?
>>69201231
just pull the archeologist meme already you fck
>>69201231
Something about being up early for work
(we won't tell her you're on the chon all night)
>his country hasn't landed on the moon
rofl'ing at the thought
>>69201231
just reply "hey sorry haha slept in!"
>>69201231
There seems to be a running theme here, she msgs you first, you send one msg back and then thats it
>>69201231
ASK IF SHE IS AN ARCHEOLOGIST ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE
apollo 11 is a hoax
>>69201231
haha
we always used to say that whenever the smelly kid farted
>>69201231
Tell her you took so long to reply because you were retching at her horrid face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u0rqxRiAHO
>>69201307
george michael was a so-called "white nigger". look at his face
not linking the new
VERY spicy meme
>>69199129
>>69199129
>>69199129
Cold out