/brit/

cara is an uggo slag

With the lads t. Nova scotia

>>69199129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg

With the lads t. Nunavut

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1TowvCSIVA

Remember who we fought against

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtGOESO7W8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

Amaretto

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Why is Britain so weird?

My mates brothers mate looks just like aj Tracey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djjw3BKUV28

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>>69200137

The virus ajajajasjsjksk

Why is this general such a cesspool?

>>69201004
Too many active posters. UK is over populated.

A slower PPM(posts per minute) count usually collerates with a higher quality of posts.

This generally shows with the slower boards and slower image board websites such as double chan

Why put in effort when you'll be drowned out in a cacophony of other shitposts?

Thinking about visiting my lad in norway and partying for 2 weeks straight, gonna do it all weed, alchohol, coke and molly
Gonna be a wild ride

Guys I'm moving to Brentford

would like my (You)'s back please Hirohito-san

don't understand how blokes can be gay when there are so many nice warm fannies out there just waiting to be shagged

>>69201131
Send some speed to ireland if you can :3

>>69201314
do a manc accent

>>69201131
alcohol is expensive in norway friend, get it in duty free

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happy christmas

>>69201312
more for me then

>>69201346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19YkKDKbVP6

great song
its got everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6n8-b7uk9E

>>69201368
not that great tbH

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>>69201273
There were a few matches which led to ... Interesting conversations.

Now this one, this was more brutal than any Armenian Genocide.

>>69200221
bit gay

asian girls from sacramento named helen and carol

>>69201321

I cant believe people though george michael was straight in the 80's

>>69201390
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>69201398
it was a naive time

I mean, people didn't clock jimmy savile as a nonce

>>69201397
hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

>>69201390

I'm not sure what you hoped to accomplish here, you have to meet them to fuck them.

Is this all tinder is, "cyber" sex?

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>>69201390

>>69201131
Where in Norway?

I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /cum/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'm in Newcastle for the day, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>>69201411

I honestly think that was pure self delusion, he made it obvious he wanted to be caught but nobody wanted to believe it

>>69201429
He's on 4chan what do you think

>>69201447
*throws sand in your eyes when you least suspect then kicks you in the balls*

>>69201429
Chat them up then get number/snapchat/arrange something

>>69201407
It seems bad but at the time.. See she had something in her bio about being a dog trainer

Irish should be banned from this thread desu, they're a race of turbonormies totally devoid of customary Saxon reserve

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/53jsqf/story_time_week_of_september_19_2016/d7xwjk8/?

need to get me life tiger

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>>69201490
*loudly scratches on the /brit/ chalkboard*

Y'all know me.
Know how I earn a livin'.
I'll catch this paddy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
Bad Mick. Not like going down the way chasin' rasheeds and the welsh. This Irishman, will heem you with one blow. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tax dodgers, put all your businesses on a payin' basis.
But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my jaw a lot more than three (You)s, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want /brit/ to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on the dole the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many runts in this thread.
10 (You)s for me by myself. For that you get the head, the bullocks, the whole damn thing.

>>69201490
>turbonormies

gas yourself abnormie runt

We /eire/ now.

>>69201546
aussies should also be banned desu

>>69201490
This doesn't sound real, seems like some yank girls dream, every man from kilarney is a toothless Savage with a wild indecipherable language

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Prefer Ireland to the UK

why are we so dead this early

Reminder that it's LITERALLY impossible to kiss a girl without alcohol which is why all the countries that don't allow drinking have arranged marriages

>>69201566
>wild indecipherable language
are they a gaeltacht

>>69201592
I'd say otherwise but I've never kissed a girl for the first time when I haven't had at least something to drink or smoke or whatever

>>69201592
had my first kiss stonecold sober haha

>>69201447

When I was was 12, I had 6 18 year olds kick my shite absolutely in for a good solid 5 mins. I learned you can only cover up on about 25% of your body at any one time and the rest of it is open season when you have 12 legs kicking you relentlessly. I had a broken nose, broken ribs, etc.
Did this experience give me severe mental trauma lasting for years afterwards?
Yes!
Did I eventually get over the mental anguish of getting the shite kicked out of me for what seemed like a lifetime at the time?
Yes!
Did it turn me into a pussy?
No!
In fact, it turned me into a guy who has stared into the abyss and seen the abyss stare back at him. A guy who has seen into beyond and fears nothing in the present... in other words, a guy you dont want to mess with.

>>69201568
do you

>>69201593
https://youtu.be/eTzr1x6sU5o

want to shower with a cute indian girl and rim her tight bumhole

promised to add a girl on omegle on whatsapp
probably not going to
what am i like exactly

Tac vommed

listening to blink 182

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>be undercover with the normie "mates"
>overhear someone talking about a Chad fucking two of the girls in the group in the same night

rasheed

>>69201441
Ooof

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>>69201631
I'm an Irish citizen so I go all the time
its really comfy
wish I could meet a plup Irish girl and settle down

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Been spending the last few hours designing an arcology lads.

Basically got a pyramid on the surface, reaching many floors below with a central open area and underground station,

From each side, underground, are different facilities; residential( 9 districts, 8 sub districts each, in each of these are 6 areas comprised of 7 sub areas), in each hub connecting each set together are more buildings mostly for commercial or industrial use

food -hydroponics on many levels and farms for cows+sheep
this bit is most difficult

water+waste treatment- 'nuff said

Power-nuclear reactor and solar panels on sides of pyramid
Looks pretty nice- interiors are a mix of futurism and art deco and are all symmetrical, havent done the measurements or checked the physics yet though.

pic related, futurism

>>69201706
hmm yes, fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>69201626
(You)

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>>69201706
designing it how?
on paper, some modeling program, a videogame?

I'd love to see a proper attempt at an archology

did you ever play SC2k?

>wake up
>another dead celebrity
Noice

Could literally live in the UK

imagine living in one of those closets, or so-called "homes"

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>>69201706
also the book the Night Land has a massive archaeology like that which holds the last remnants of humanity

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>>69201744

I expected no less from a civilian

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>>69201490
>american women
just end my fucking life fa m

>>69201626
So your life philosophy can be summed up with two words, fear nothing? You'll always do something you feel is right even if scares you?

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>>69201736
*follows you and interrupts*

>>69201746
On paper
Simcity arcology isnt quite the thing i was going for, much more focus on underground and spread out with the centre being mainly for commercial and governmental use, although there should be so many rooms that people can live there too.

I want futuristic luxury mixed with rapture from bioshock which is retro 30s luxury
So limestone mixed with glass , steel and chrome, lots of lighting, especially at bases of walls.
Also going to be many trees and running streams inbetween buildings and beneath bridges, a bit like the institute from fallout 4 but actually liveable and stylish.

rather than pic related

>>69201782
Could literally never live in the UK*

>>69201845

I'd sum it up as: You are going to die anyway, it does not matter, so do whatever the fuck

would you be with a girl you truly loved even if she didn't love you but wanted to be with you

>>69201875
Didnt read

>>69201866
Do you believe in life after death?

NEED a high school gf

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>I'd sum it up as: You are going to die anyway, it does not matter, so do whatever the fuck

>>69201905
me too. i'm going to be 23 in april, is it too late?

>>69201905
Need a 50+ gf or 16 yr old gf

>>69201905
prepping for a naive first year uni gf in 2017

>>69201919
yes

>>69201937
did this this year
took her virginity lmao

>>69201953
whelp i guess tiem for the ol 'cide thn

>let tea steep for 1min and its weak as piss
>let tea steep for 2min and its weak as piss
>let tea steep for 3min and its bitter
AHHHH YES HMMMM VERY INTERESTING IM NOT UPSET AT ALL AHA

>>69201958
excellent

>>69201958
how'd the sheets end up

>>69201903

I've seen enough spooky shit to make me believe that this life is not all there is, but I dont necessarily believe that what we are told about a potential afterlife is the whole truth

>>69201910

Laugh if you want, but it gives me physical bravery (the lack of fear of being physically hurt/maimed) which is severly lacking in so-called modern "men".

How do I become a spy lads

>>69201974
i was jk lad how tf would i know

>>69201991
examples pls

>>69201958
did you think about how there was probably a guy out there pining over her as you came?

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>>69201807
zweitausend-yard-starren
https://youtu.be/2g-bCzSuVIk

>>69201991
Spooky such as?

Have you ever done drugs? Acid?

>>69201857
I can imagine this as a Martian or even Lunar colony
On earth I'm not sure, there's too much risk of earthquakes or other geological events

Got called a nigger in Atlanta, Georgia lads

>>69201987
Yeh thats what happens, it starts to break down after a point. Just put in more leaves. Or try to use water thats about 90 degrees celcius

>>69201989
bloody but they were hers
>>69202004
yeah she showed me his texts

>>69202023
>not using teabags
disgusting

>>69202021
>got called a nigger
>atlanta, georgia

atlanta's fulla nigs tho

>>69202027
>yeah she showed me his texts
why are women so cold?

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stopped replying to the gf because she's being a boring runt

still remember when dating a girl 5 years younger actually seemed like a good idea

>>69201442
Stavanger

>>69202043
nonce

I was born in 1995 AMA

reminder there is nothing wrong with being a nonce

>>69201994
>In Her Majesty's Secret Service
Get a tux, silver 1962 Aston Martin db5, blackface silver rolex submariner, walther ppk, learn to play baccarat, join Royal Navy

>In real life
Be extremely good with computers, or, speak a foriegn language at native level and be able to fit in within that country.

>>69202043
whats she saying haha

>>69202043
25+ with hobbies outside of themselves is a pretty good rule.

>>69200137
>Bottom right
Kek is that from an official travel agency

sex with a virgin is total shit btw
only good for the power trip you get from ruining her

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are these depression hours yet?

why isn't euthanasia publically available

>thainonce pretending to like girls older than 13
Ah yes very interesting

>>69202033
I really like the process of using loose leaves, makes the tea feel special. I use teabags when I just want a nice warm drink

>>69202021
Probably called you a ginger, not a nigger. You just jumbled the letters up because your a nigger with dyslexia
Ginger Ale is Canadian so Atlanteans always call us gingers.

>>69202091
25 months?

>>69202071
just keeps sending dumb immature bullshit

like I'll make a slightly rubbish joke and she'll over analyse it, or she'll go on about some rando bullshit TV programme that she knows I don't give a fuck about, or about some obscure hipster book she read

>>69202107
kek

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>>69202019
Expecting them to be built in China or singapore tbqh, thought things could be "earthquake proofed".
I sort of wanted it to prevent sprawl while preserving the landscape and standards of living.

Im sort of aiming on it being luxurious rather than just "ok", something that will last generations and that people would choose to live in over living in a house on the surface
Its going to be very very expensive.
Will post the layouts i have once i make more detailed sketches

>>69202107
superb post

>>69202097
it's readily publicly available if you have the balls to walk under a bus

>>69202097
iktf

luckily i can afford booze

>>69202131
poor bus driver though..

Just OD on something that'll make you feel amazing.

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>ywn experience teen love
haha dont care

thai chicANO

>>69202149
got one year left to attain this hmmm

>>69202012
>>69202000

Yeah sure I've done acid. On schrooms I once even saw god, I felt a big hand pick up and carry me up into the sky, and I heard a voice say "dont be afriad" and then the hand brought me back down to earth.

But that shit is nothing, probably just drug raving. When me and my sister where very young (like 5 years old) we were visiting my grandparents house. My sister wandered over to the house next door and told us about how a kind woman had come out and started talking to her, asking my sister about her family and stuff.
She told my dad and he asked her to describe the woman...he said that sounded a lot like a neighbour who had died long ago. The house my sister had been in was abandoned for many years. She was too young to make up that kind of bullshit and the story always stuck with me, it was not the first one and my sister seems to be a lightning rod for these kinds of things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF41Ne2cnQ

lads....

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the so-called Mexican

>>69202160
teen love is 17 and below

>>69202145
this

Just buy 10mg of fent off the darknet and you're done

>>69202131
ah yes painful and not 100% effective, just like euthanasia

>>69202178
fuck off

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>>69202160
see>>69202178
teen love is in highschool, we've missed it la'..

Fucking hell

Just found out tea stains your teeth more than coffee

>>69202193
cuck

buying bitcoin

>>69202198
H-hes fast

>>69202149
>yfw its a crucial building block of life and you'll never feel whole without it

>>69202111
hahaha how long have you been dating

>>69202186
mate two 19 year olds fucking is not teen love

>>69202165
Yeah but has anything happened to *You*?

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>>69202193
>muh pearly whites

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>>69202219
d-dont care!

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>>69202205
>he's buying after the bull run
mate it will recorrect before it hits 1k I guarantee

unless you're buying drugs and not investing then ignore me

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>>69202229

>>69202244
shan't

>>69202233
Where do caffeine pill taker fit in there

>>69202233
what if you drink none of them?

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>Why yes, I do drink tea!

>>69202258
Is that still a thing?

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>>69202116
>thought things could be "earthquake proofed".
with somersetting that massive I don;t think so
especially underground

only comparable structures are nuclear waste disposal sites which are gigantic but also have to be placed deep in the bedrock in geologically sound areas to last.

a tower would probably be more stable

in the Night Land the pyramid has an above ground and below ground segment
below there are massive "fields" for farming, raising livestock, collecting water, and pleasure gardens

but I imagine above ground vertical farms would be more efficient in reality.

I'm not sure a true archology would be viable though, honestly a specially planned "zone" with several large skyscrapers, reservoirs, gardens/parkland and power generation might be more efficient and manageable.


I'm a big fan of Manhattan, if they organized the city to be far more centralized around the island similar to HK or Singapore it would be perfect

>>69202277
I take caffeine and ephedrine

Helps me focus and suppresses hunger

>>69202305
are you a fat fuck

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>A cup of tea? Why yes, I would love one! I live to embrace my British heritage!

So.

You want a girlfriend, but you have no idea how to talk to girls?

Great, I'm here to help.

Below is a complete list of topics you should familiarize yourself with. After you're able to feign interest in them, you'll have no problem interacting with girls. And remember to be confident [and tall]!
>dogs (cute ffwuffy dogoos!! :))))))))))))))))))))) petting dogoggos is such a nice way to relieve all this EXAM STRESS!!!! X-O
>coffee (ooh I LUV coffee, pumpkin spice lattee yes pleassssse :))))
>sitting around at coffee shops pretending to work on a blank Word document while waiting for cute boys to hit on me :)))))
>sunshine (mm sunny sunshine 8D)
>facebookkkk (talking to my friends and checking out their lives and getting jealous >:(((( fucking bitch josey got a new boyfriend with a bentley but he's fucking short ahah)
>slleeepinng (z_z <- me rn)
>phones phones phones phones lol I don't know how people could even EXIST without iphones X D
>travelinng!!!! to southeast asia (angkor wat ;)) and south america (maccchhuu picchuu :DDDD) and europeeeeeeee (PARIIS IS SO ROMANTIC :*-))
>yoga (I'm at peace with my chakras and blissful OOMMMMMM -_-)
>netflix (haha! nothing like some netflix and wine so lonely on friday nights :((( but also happy :PPPP)
>game of thrones (ommgmgg so tense wow so much emotion and amazing character developments I LOVE john snow :))) hot guy :))))
>bakking cuttee snacks (lol jk I just buy cute snacks xP)
>going SHOPPPING for all sorts of CUTE HANDBAGS (yes pls pls :O I LOVE CHANEL)
>socks (haha I'm so randum xD)

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>>69202321
>

Every leaf post this thread has been atrocious

Bloody hell.

Reminder that Isis are not Muslims.

Just did a howl at the mong last night who thought lauren southern got where she is based on her intellect rather than being an attention whore nerds can wank to

>>69202282
What are you talking about. New york is completely centred on Manhattan. Only 1 subway line doesnt go to manhattan. All the commuter rail links in the entire region go to manhattan except for several NJ transit lines which terminate right across the water and are connected to manhattan with a 10 minute subway ride on the 24/7 PATH between new jersey and manhattan.

Manhattan's population doubles during the day

>>69202305
Why don't you just smoke a bit of meth like a normal white person?

>>69202328
>>69202314
>>69202273
>>69202257
foy

>>69202231

Nothing directly paranormal ever happens to me except sleep paralysis but it happens to my mother, dad and sister a lot. They also win on scracthcards a lot and I have never won anything on them and I think there is a correlation.

>>69202344
all me

>>69202344
literally all me

>>69202312
Why would you assume that

>>69202321
skip all this and just be yourself
hit the gym and get a haircut too

>>69202334
Leafs are utter shithouse cunts. They're worse than the Aussies now

>>69202357
>>69202359
dont believe you

>>69202371
long fucking paragraphs about the most inane shit is way worse than anything the Bruces do

>>69202340
I mean it could be even more centralized

concentrate the entire city into the island

though as I said I really like New York, its an entire world in itself, you could live your whole life in the city and always be surprised

>>69202361
>suppresses hunger
you're either a fat fuck or a trap

man at the fish and chip shop said "how are you" and shook my hand
weird cunt

want to stick my penis in a girl lads

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>>69202371
t. u

>>69202371
australians shitpost and act silly. the leafs try and act really smart.

>>69202400
did you ask him why

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>>69202397
Or a broke uni student who'd rather skip paying for breakfast

Greetings, I'm a healthy man that looks to be in his mid-40s but is much older,
and am only here to find a young, slenderish, girl with smallish breasts and butt
who is wanting, ready, and able to come to me in northern California and marry me
within 30 days if within that 30 days we decide that we are right for each other.
If you think that you may be that girl, email me for details at:
[email protected] and
attach at least three large good quality pictures of yourself in as many poses
head to toe wearing only a tank top and shorts with a sign to one side of your
bare feet with current date on it. No reply will come from me without those
three pictures with sign to prove you are for real. No pictures, no reply!

>>69202428
you sound like a runt if im honest

>>69202371
canadians are the best posters in these threads

>>69202421
I really don't like either of you tbpfhwyafw

>>69202435
this
love their long paragraphs about fucking nothing

>>69202435
Patrick to Hell with you

>>69202433
Fuck off, I would kill you if I ever met you

>>69202427
no I had to make my order

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Doing an anxious and can't sleep

>>69202453
hmmm ok sweetie, im off to dinner at a restaurant. you should come wi-oh thats right.
*walks away*

>>69202471
is that you tim?

>>69202471
think about your suicide plan

>>69202471

Can you post that pic of Timmy with the lighting that makes his face look really greasy?

I want to draw him for my sketchtoy collection

>>69202471
Good post

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>>69202493
here sweetie xx

>>69202471
me every single night

I hate waking up, realising I didn't die in my sleep and have to endure another day on this wretched fucking Earth.

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>>69202493
Sure here you go

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ah yes
the post-uni life

>>69202499
Not that one. The one where he's looking dead on at the camera in fairly bright lighting. Makes for a better subject.

>>69202510
>>69202499
grim

>>69202430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YBqt5KsTHr

>>69202510
jesus fuck me

>>69202525
you sound Jewish

Anyone want to come over and cuddle?

>>69202282
It would be cheaper, yes, to build above ground.
But idk, it mitigates threat of storms, landscape, sprawl and is the best way to preserve nature
Farming could be done on the surface, indeed farming is the primary reason underground building could happen i China.

I suppose the one i want isnt a "true"one, its more like an underground city, its not all in one place.

>>69202533

That's the exact one, but the unedited version without the reviewoftheweek photoshop

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>the lighting that makes his face look really greasy

>>69202543
bit gay

>>69202533
Mad that this actually happened

>>69202428
Bulk buy and freeze not working out?

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>>69202540

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Became conscious at 4 pm, started drinking at 6 pm, am now apparently still awake at 6 am

Guess I better keep going in an effort to fix me sleep schedule

>>69202543
yeah alright
*agrees to your plans and then doesn't show up*

>>69202567
Fuck off pal, just fuck off

>>69202568
just worried for the safety of me and my countrymen

smoked neither a whole pack of ciggies today out of pure bordem

gas yourselves fucking subhumans

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new computer lads

>>69202570
*thinks about you and cuddles pillow instead*

learnt more about ms paint
can shitpost a bit better now

>>69202569
Is that shooter?

*walks towards you*

>>>/s/17198003

>>69202581
No one else is. So shut the fuck up you lefty piece of shit

hey britbongs.
what do you think of OP?
would you?
I mean, I'm 26 so the first time I ever saw her she already looked like John Noble and it's difficult to get rid off of such a strong image.
that being said I probably would.

>>69202583
*smoked almost

no idea why my brain wrote neither, i need to go to sleep

>>69202510

What do you reckon is actually wrong with tim? It must be his psychiatric medicine making him sweat like that

>>69202598
*gets nervous and looks at my feet*

>>69202606
una vela

Business idea: spin off of Snakes on a Plane called "Drinks on a Plane: Destination Zante"

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>>69202606

>>69202609
it's bio oil you newtwat

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why was i so afraid as a child to show that i liked girls?

>>69202596

Thats Vietnam

>>69202609
He slathers his face with Bio-oil every day. Plus he's a panicky pete who thinks everyone is out to get him.

>>69202627
good post yank

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>>69202632
fuck off cunt why did you make me remember all this.

>>69202599
I was making a shitpost my man

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Ok I found the one I wanted

I'll be a little while

>>69202618
>>69202627
>being this obsessed

ofcourse it had to be the mexicans

>>69202649
Still wish you'd die

>>69202632
still am

take me down to the grimsby arcade
where the slags are noice and the banter is made
oh wont you please take me home

>>69202632
because you knew they would probably see fast your facade and call you out as the faggot that you desperately are

>>69202632
Christian upbringing
I was pretty sexually repressive as a kid
didn't figure out masturbation until I was in high school

>>69202662
same but it stems from then

Doing a cry

What do you think will happen to Tim in the end? I reckon he'll kill himself this year.

>>69202649
>my man
Paki spotted

>>69202656
dos velas

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>>69202658
same haha

>>69202658
Don't you talk to my kiwi friend like that! I will literally end you.

>>69202640

>He slathers his face with Bio-oil every day. Plus he's a panicky pete who thinks everyone is out to get him.

Sounds like hardcore paranoid schizophrenia to me

>>69202674
lol no my family aren't religious at all
my sister had plenty of bfs and my brother used to get mum to buy him lads mags
i was just so embarrased when anyone would suggest i liked girls

>>69202668
stop projecting cheers

>>69202694
Only thing you can end is a fucking Big Mac meal for eight you shuddering fat fuck

>>69202700
Well done mate, no shit

>>69202658
ill fuck you up if you talk to my m8 like that

>>69202700
Get a load of this psychi

Why do you guys let those blood-money Arabs prance around West London in their gaudy supercars?

>>69202700
a groundbreaking new theory

thanks paddy

Why are lefties such shit people?

hate myself lads

reckon it might be a combination of academic, financial, and romantic failure together with an abusive upbringing and alcoholism to make it through the day

>>69202709

Why do you all make fun of this poor man? His every waking moment is pure hell, the likes of which you would not wish upon your worst enemy.

>>69202729
Awful file name

>>69202730
I have no say in that because I live in Cumbria and am a NEET.

>>69202730
Because it is illegal to set them on fire

>>69202735
jus b yusef

>>69202738
Exactly, he's fascinating.

>>69202707

I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'm in Newcastle for the day, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

Who wants to be insulted?

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puuuuuuu'uuuuuuu'uuuuu

wonk

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>>69202783
haha good post

Might do a wonk

>>69202790
wow I hate swedes even more now

>>69202790
best post itt

haitiANO

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Just microwaved this :)

I reckon if all the JFs left here I'd just end up hating Brits more

https://youtu.be/xRYJL9lTZ2s

>>69202754
>>69202748
Just do it!

SET
THEM
ON
FIRE

What are they going to do? Send you to court? Claim you did it for the liberation of the Sudanese slaves in Qatar or something. Or hell, just have some fucking balls and destroy their blood money cars.

It's fucking disgraceful. They have no shame.

>>69202762

Jesus lads, if you've ever seen the film 'Jacobs ladder' thats the world he is living in. It is certaintly no joke, a man would be better off dead and gone if this was his existance.

>>69202812
reminder that Johnny Foreigners RUN /brit/ via /cric/

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wish the family would confront me about what im doing with my life so i could just subtly suggest that i kms without having to be the one who brought it up

>>69202833
He will probably come to that conclusion himself at some point and off himself, maybe live on YouTube.

>>69202838
i lik /crik/et

>>69202872
Rasheed

came on my chest no tissues in sight its becoming watery

lads

>>69202838
fuck off daniel

>>69202812
yank posters are invaluable

>>69202885
Taste it

>>69202890
Don't think he posts on /int/, he barely posts on /sp/ as he is now FAR too patrician and mainly posts on obscure English county cricket forums

just realised they got rid of (You)s haha

pizza is not pizza without toppings

>>69202856

Nigga is too fucked up to see it, that is the painful tragedy

>>69202906
big salty

wish i had a bidet
need to do a poo but don't want to have a shower in the middle of the day

>>69202926
bit

Ok guys I've been awake for 14 hours and its 6 am, think I might go for a walk

>>69202934
>need to do a poo but don't want to have a shower in the middle of the day
wat

been awake since 1am yesterday

only got 4 hours sleep that night as well

new
>>69202960
>>69202960
>>69202960

>>69202965
shan't
g2g sleep

til we meet again my cousins

>>69202810
Looks filthy you runty little squit