/brit/

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british girls

2nd for based Hamas and Hezbollah

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>>69160505

you lot are fucking worthless scummy runts that should all be killed for being a drain on society

despise each and every one of you pathetic loser cuntholes

>visit germany
>get off the plane
>walk out of lockstep with pedestrians when i exit the airport onto the sidewalk
>get heckled and thrown in prison
>cell is a comfy room with a desk and computer and is actually a beer hall
>get brought pork and beer

Whoops you're all accidentally in the Yank edition haha

Here you go lads

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>>69160531
i want to heem her so bad

ruin my star wars with political correctness, will you?

>>69160569
>thread war

autism

>>69160569
not nice mate.

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Any of you fucks applying for law school?

What kind of grade do you need on the LNAT to get into the UCL/KCL/etc.-tier unis? I'm fucking paranoid about this and the '28 for Oxford' shit seems way too low given that you're supposed to ace the US equivalent of the LNAT to get into top American law schools

>>69160567
agreed

going to post here because i don't appreciate anti-yank sentiment when it's not deserved, and plus i've already made a post so i'm invested

Fucking cunt thread maker Janny needs to enforce universal standardised post creations ffs one /brit/ in the catalog has FIFTY (50! FIVE OH!!) more posts fucking cretins

>>69160511
Ardbeg. Never tried Ballantine's but if it's horrible just drink it with a mixer. c:

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i have kissed AND had sex with a woman before

whether i paid for the pleasure of doing so or not is for me to know only

>>69160577
>sperging out because of a female protagonist
alri /pol/

>two non brits RACING to make /brit/ threads

shan't be posting again tonight

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>why yes, I have indeed performed the deed that is formally denoted as "sexual intercourse with a female adult of the human species*

why are there no blue vegetables or fruits?

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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

>>69160608
nah nah it's not solely because she's female but because she has to be utterly flawless and strong to demonstrate the power of womyn

>white people who act black

Not a fan

bye

>>69160633

fuck off.

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I don't think non Irish flags who use the word HEEM understand the true meaning and spiritual connection associated with the word.

>>69160626
you absolute plum

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uno dem1s when u DONT know dem1s

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>>69160626

I'm a naturally talented musician and if some retards can remix music I'm sure I could give it a shot and be a famous DJ, I got riddim boi

What's the best windows software to pirate for that sort of shite? Remixing/making music??

>>69160604
Laughed heartily at this post

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>>69160627

>tfw she has a boyfriend now

>>69160626
plants that want to be eaten usually colour themselves red or yellow because apparently it gets the appetite primed or something

same reason mcdonalds uses red and yellow for its branding

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*loudly scratches on the /brit/ chalkboard*

Y'all know me.
Know how I earn a livin'.
I'll catch this paddy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
Bad Mick. Not like going down the way chasin' rasheeds and the welsh. This Irishman, will heem you with one blow. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tax dodgers, put all your businesses on a payin' basis.
But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my jaw a lot more than three (You)s, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want /brit/ to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on the dole the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many runts in this thread.
10 (You)s for me by myself. For that you get the head, the bullocks, the whole damn thing.

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night

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THICC

>>69160656
limewire

The Anglosphere is unironically the best grouping of nations in the world desu lads

>>69160603
not sure what that is as I don't drink whisky much, best one I've tried is 12 year red breast. If I don't like it, it could go well with tea or something

>sister has her friend over
>hot day
>sister's inside cooking, friend is reading in the backyard on her front
>I'm doing some yardwork
>watching that sweet ass in short-shorts

Good holiday lads yes it is

>>69160631
I didn't see it that way but I respect your opinion

>>69160688
yeah you wish you were a part of it

>>69160700
she's only wearing shorts when cooking? hot

>>69160688
yeah but america is the shittiest one in the group (australia is the best)

quality is directly proportionate to how much of its population has anglo blood and since canadians are french and kiwis are maori and britain are pakis and americans are german australia wins out

>>69160640
reminder that joe "welsh joe" "son of glyndwr" "tom jones' bastard son" duffy made mcgregor squeal like a pig

Yank and leaf posts are so out of place 99% of the time. Why do they even bother posting? They try way to hard to fit in.

Aussie posts are hit and miss most of the time good. Still there's a common thing among Irish and UK /brit/ posters that's hard to put a finger on that isn't shared by other posters. Special type of humour? Miserable weather? Shares cynical outlook? Anyway I think /brit/ would be better if it were limited to brits, Irish and the occasional aussie, FOY.

>>69160710
Australia is about 40% Irish heritage

>>69160719
>/brit/ would be better if it were limited to brits, Irish and the occasional aussie, FOY.
yes

>there's a common thing among Irish and UK /brit/ posters
prep the zyklon

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>>69160505
What does " as if be coming down your chimney and volleying you in the face" mean?

>>69160727
so is britain

>>69160719

The difference in lifestyles and humour between the UK and the US.

It's like the difference between The Office US and the Office or Skins or Skins US

told daddy there was a mouse outside and he killed it :o

now it's corpse adorns my back door

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eyarr brrro any youns want any of dat pukka bud yah?

>>69160736
>prep the zyklon
Can't you just confiscate all the potatoes like last time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrbxWOMpwfs

chune

>>69160739
makes you wonder how he managed to become successful when he can be baited into making grammatically incoherent threats on twitter

guess he piggybacked off his brothers talent

brother posted a picture of me on the 'book

hair looks shit in it

not happy

>>69160759
You got amber leaf? 10gs of it?

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>haha, what are you looking at anon? :3

>>69160756
*its

>>69160798
tranny porn

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Britain is a complete shithole desu, too many wogs and pakis. Thinking of moving to America or Australia, somewhere nice.

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In terms of cultural influence in relation to population, the UK has the rest of the Anglosphere beat hands down.

I mean, here you all are in our thread, using our slang, discussing our culture and politics, and generally acting like wannabe Brits.

>>69160800
will fookin batter u

>>69160817
I hear about Americans being britaboos but I never hear the opposite desu.

>>69160769
Thought Liam was the talented one? Saw Noel live, he was good but seemed to be in it for the money and not making music

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Haven't had a wank in 4 or 5 days lads

>>69160798
Beanbags seem like a really good thing to have sex on now that I think about it

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>Still there's a common thing among Irish and UK /brit/ posters that's hard to put a finger on that isn't shared by other posters. Special type of humour? Miserable weather? Shares cynical outlook? Anyway I think /brit/ would be better if it were limited to brits, Irish and the occasional aussie, FOY.

>>69160817
Anglosphere is a non existent meme and you copied most of your """"culture'""" from the Irish

>>69160817
irish posters (me) are the most influential /brit/ posters

>>69160827
>but I never hear the opposite desu.
In Americanized world, ameriboos don't stand out as much.

>>69160831
>gif
fuck off

wish you could cum in girls without them getting pregnant

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>group of friends had a get together and watched pic related

>"Anon, why don't you watch it with us?"

>"Oh I'm sorry I can't, I'm busy"

The the truth is I can't stand to watch it because it represents something deeply wrong with this country. We are not America, and yet they are slowly but surely infiltrating every aspect of our national identity and denigrating our once unique culture. I mean, wtf this is Britain and people are starting to believe this is some sort of fucking "classic". FUCKS SAKE. These people even had a cunting 4th July Party, yet they don't care about the Queens speech. There are children who literally think we're a US state.

The only solution is to blow up the internet and cleanse the country of any Yank culture.

cannot WAIT for an Israeli heatseeker to lock on to my left nad

>>69160740
fuck off you paddy

>ordered NES classic for $160 from scalper on eBay
>said it never arrived
>free NES classic

To: [email protected]

Subject: RE: your post

you posted this in the last thread
i was unimpressed with it then and i'm unimpressed with it now

>>69160850
>he probably actually believes this
Runtatos smdh

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designing a gf

business idea: some sort of wrapper for your penis so you can have sex without getting the girl pregnant

losing my virginity has turned to have just removed one of the few things that were stopping me topping myself haha

>>69160866
Your friends sound great!

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been lying in bed for 4 hours and have simply not been able to fall asleep

i have to be up for work at 7

>>69160864
can cum in their bums

>>69160850
WE

>>69160872
NES classic is a ripoff
can't even add more games to it
better to buy an emulator or flashdrive

my sister's name is brooke but my mum calls her chook

>>69160895
It's going to be a long day, anon.

>>69160864
the pill la

>>69160900
What if it drips out into her fanny

>>69160917
really cobsidering calling in sick

>>69160910
>ripoff
>free

>>69160919
yeah but then you have to take her word for it that she's on the pill and sometimes she's not and it's bullshit

Why does the sky turn gray every night
Sun rise again in time
Why do you think of the first love you had
Somethings just stick in your mind
Why does the rain fall down on the earth
Why do the clouds keep crying
Why do you sleep curled up like a child
Some things just stick in your mind
Why when the children grow up and leave
Still remember their nursery rhymes
Why must there be so much hate in their lives
Some things just stick in their minds

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told my mate I was busy

I'm not

>>69160941
Pull out and cum on her face

Just ordered my British and irish lions top lads

>>69160887
bad feel
>spend half my life looking forward to sex and obsessing over it
>it's not that good
JUST

>>69160931
then you get a black baby

(sorry for racism!!!)

>>69160932
Have you called in sick much before?

ate a brick of xanax and slept for hours last night uninterrupted, best night of sleep i've had in months and i am fucking feelng excellent

smashing through the housework

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>>69160946
do that heaps la

joined a british slow cooking group on facebook xx

>>69160958
literally not once

dont think they'll mind desu

>>69160941
well, her parents are stinking rich and would kill her if they knew she was seeing me neverminds if I knocked her up

reckon she's trustworthy enough 2bh

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My mate's mum forced me to ask the loser next door whether he wanted to come to my party

Thank God he said he was busy with his bloody videogames or something haha

>>69160952
but i like cumming inside her fanny, it's my fetish (although it's not really a fetish because it's what i'm programmed to want to do)

>having a nice comfy cry in bed
>nose gets so stuffy I can't breathe
every fucking time ffs

>>69160953
willy (lol) john is the greatest lion of all time

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>Pull out and cum on her face

>>69160739
I guess I'll never know

Currently holed up in some todger's nose

Willy gets hard when he tries to blow me out x

>>69160979
Treat yourself mate its(was) christmas

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>>69160910
Canuck what the fuck is this?!:

>http://globalnews.ca/news/3145545/majority-of-canadians-say-ties-to-monarchy-should-be-cut-when-queen-dies-poll/

>Majority of Canadians say ties to monarchy should be cut when Queen dies: poll

got asked to a party by some bender i don't like, so i made up an excuse that i'll be playing videogames but actually i'll be having a threesome with his mum and sister

Business idea: UK and Ireland become one country

>>69161001
>going into a boys nose
gaylord nonce

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What's /brit/ listening to?

>>69161004
most of them are surprised they have a queen 2bh

>>69161020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3er04ITs8cQ

>>69160979
Can't accuse you of abusing then.

>>69161016
as an anglo-irish individual i agree

>>69161020
Neutral Milk Hotel

>>69161020
Your mum whimpering in my ear

>>69161020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0

thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0J-exto4e0

>>69161040
Fancy name for a west brit

>>69161040
>>69161016
This

>>69161020
Listening to binaural beats in an attempt to open my third eye

>>69161016
Last time that happened there was some shitty empire created and we were genocides don't fancy it too much work

>>69161059
i am genetically, culturally and morally superior to you

well good afternoon

bit warm out

australian weather

>>69161068
Lefty poofter

>>69161065
good

want to read but i can't concentrate because of this fucking headache

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>>69160827

Nonsense, for some reason every foreigner in the world has a massive hard-on for NYC, including Brits.

>spoilers: black people ruin it.

>>69161098
I had a headache earlier but I took some paracetamol and now I'm fine.

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SCREEEEEEEECHING

This man is a hero.

>>69161035
>>69161003
Youve convinced me, gonna call in sick tomorrow and have a comfy day on the chon

>>69160650
>>69160644
purple

>>69161078
On my way now from bondi

Sixth time this week

Going to see can I get some food

Alri then. Dunno what the rest of the day I'll do. Just see how it goes. Talk t'yi agen, bye.

Just got two matches on bumble

>>69161121
>thanks donald

bit masturbatory

>>69161119
very interesting

>>69161098
Tell me, what book are you reading?

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>>69161121
>something seriously fucked up will happen in the next 4 years
It's impossible for something not to happen

jesus christ carrie fisher actually did die

i was joking with that post the other day

>>69161156
I hope you didnt make one about liz

>>69161140
he's a narcissist what do you expect

Bono wanking himself off over muh Irish were oppressed le Drumpf is awful xD on television rn

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reminding you of this sage prediction

>>69161162
I hope he did

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one of my lies is close to discovery

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>>69161173

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They're here

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>he's never hugged a girl
>he's never held hands and walked in the park with a girl
>he's never kissed a girl
>he's never had sex with a girl
>he's never had a gf
>he's never had a fuck buddy

Who is your favourite camgirl, you fat virgin wankers?

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>>69161172
>macbook
You don't happen to be studying music production, do you?

>>69161196
all me

>>69161004
nothing will happen and I don't trust polls like this

When the Queen inevitably dies there's going to be a lot of American "britaboos" coming out of the woodwork
and I think it's important that the yanks who have been here the whole time are recognized for their commitment to British culture

>>69161197
bit of a virgin post that

>>69161174
what is the lie lol

>>69161197
Tata_Latina (dat ass)

>>69161169
a Scottish professor here did a profile of trump and came to the conclusion he was a narcissist

but then again a book written about obama said he was a narcissist too

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>>69161197
>fat
>virgin
>wanker

He's talking to me isn't he?

desperate dan is the only yank i respect

>/brit/ has high traffic 24/7
get your lives together you utter spackers

>>69161223
>being fat

>>69161192
alri Autismo

eee me minge is reyt stinking again 2nite lads x

>>69161225
shut your pussy hole lad, banter doesn't have a bedtime

>>69161224
Who dat?

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>>69161172
I can only hope.

When is based Turnbull finally going to get rid of the Queen? She's nothing but a shameful reminder of white Australia's terrible colonial legacy with white Britain.

You lads should lead the charge of Republicanism in the Commonwealth, saving us all from evil monarchy. And once the old inbred fucks are gone, diverse Australia and diverse Britain can have a strong friendship.

>>69161208
I hope not.

When is based Trudeau finally going to get rid of the Queen? She's nothing but a shameful reminder of white Canada's terrible colonial legacy with white Britain.

Trudeau should lead the charge with Republicanism in the Commonwealth, saving us all from evil monarchy. And once the old inbred fucks are gone, diverse Canada and diverse Britain can have a strong friendship.

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>>69161211
Jesus, I didn't even think of that

Not just on /brit/ but fucking EVERYWHERE

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starting to think i won't accomplish /asiangf2016/

>>69161248
neither does your mam wahey

>>69161214
that I got the snip lad

>>69161196
Joke's on you. I've hugged several girls.

Where can I get a cracked copy of the latest Photoshop, lads?

/brit/ is for robots desu normies get out

TUBE CHAT????

>>69161271
Wish someone would tell that to all the drugposters and girlposters

>>69161271
/brit/ is the most diverse 4chan colony

>>69161256
Literally everywhere online and IRL
That's why I'll be wearing my official /brit/ gear

>>69161271
that's britfeel you obese yank

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>>69161257
Me too lad. Problem is, we have NO East Asian people here in the UK. Only Asians here are pakis and wogs.

excuse me

*tries to squeeze through*

just picked up a slab of beer

know what i'm going to be doing for the next week

hate it when modern republicans hijack the image of cromwell for their own purposes 2bh

>>69161299
not true

got an east asian gf myself

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>>69161257

Who's the girl, I want to have a cheeky wank later

>>69161299
my state's most spoken language after english and spanish is korean :banter hand:

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>>69161303
>slab
>lasting a week

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Israel%E2%80%93New_Zealand_passport_scandal


it would appear that the jews have been preparing for this for SOME TIME

>>69161254
>When is based Trudeau finally going to get rid of the Queen?
never
he's pro monarchy and getting rid of the Queen would be such a political/bureaucratic nightmare that it will never ever happen.

plus things are generally good here and the will to change is pretty low
people are honestly apathetic and the republicans lack any enthusiastic support at all.

>>69161318
alchie

>>69161288
>go up to bandwagoner
>Oh, so you're a britboo too, huh? Complete this lyric then: She wants a man from ____
>Uhhh, I don't--
>FACK OFF YANK

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>>69161332
farie

So fucking lonely hahahaha

>>69161299
>Only Asians here are pakis
lol

>>69161325

>Foreign Minister Shalom

:^)

>>69161305
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Wait, what kind? The only good ones are Koreans and Japanese. Chinks are ugly and spotty

>>69161303
I'm picturing a giant slab of concrete but it's frozen beer and you break off a piece and eat it like a popsicle on a hot day

>>69161354
ahahahahahahaha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_passport#Israeli_spies_.282011.29

does ISRAEL have NO DIGNITY in their attempts to TARNISH the GOOD NAME of NEW ZEALAND?

>>69161354
me too hahahahHAHAHAHAHAh

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>>69161364

>Chinks are ugly and spotty

My qt Chinese gf who I've been railing for the past few years would beg to differ

>>69161368
is this about the israeli who died in the Christchurch quake? I remember heaps of people thought he was a mossad agent lmoa

>>69161354
>>69161367
>>69161380
just go outside and talk to a girl

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>>69161384
GOTTA
GET
A
GOOK

what's your method lads

What are the objectively BEST crisps lads?

>>69161391
not going to help, I already have a gf haha

>>69161400
usually firmly grasp my cock with my right hand and my phone or laptop in my left, pull up some good porn and have at it. every now and then I'll slip a cheeky finger up the arse for a wank

>brits refer to Indians as "asians"
lmfbo

>>69161406
Extra flaming hot cheetos

>>69161384
>gf

FONT FOY FOGFHC

>>69161314
>>69161358
Actually jealous. Britain could have 5 million East Asians instead of 5 million Muslims

>>69161400
pretend to be a confident good looking player type

nb: don't try pretending unless you're good looking, it won't work

>>69161400
I like to just be myself

>>69161406
cheese savouries

>>69161400

I just tell the truth about myself and usually I seem foreign and exotic and mysterious (expat fag). An odd accent helps too.

Plus I'm just tall and handsome so w/e

>>69161406
Twiglets

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need a Victor Charlie gf to bayonet my ballsack

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>Twiglets

Doing a listen to The National lads

have come to terms with being a manlet

>>69161465
How dear you

>>69161465
oh dare

>>69161419
Politically correct name for people in Asia:

Middle easterners = Arabs
Far Easterners = orientals
Indian subcontinent = Asians

>>69161480
how tall are you?

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>How dear you

>oh dare

>>69161504
*tater tots behind you*

>>69161501
172 cm or thereabouts

>>69161504
Post fedora1

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>society is literally crumbling in attempt to provide gender equality
like watching a scrawny kid trying to squat 4 times his bodyweight

>>69161498
technically Turks and Arabs and Greeks are Orientals

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>*tater tots behind you*

>Post fedora1

>>society is literally crumbling in attempt to provide gender equality

need to poo+wee

intcraft

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morning lads

Fuck the Uk, anti-Semitic Muslim country, I hope all your children are raped by Muslims.

>>69161537
>minecraft in 2016
though having a /brit/ raiding party would be fun

>>69161510
would be hot if not for being a gook

need to wee*poo

>>69161547
fuck you cut dick kike cunt

>>69161547
Post fucking machines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

tune

>>69161539
morning la

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Love the Jews lads

>>69161547
hope NZ kicks your arse

HE'S HERE

>>69161547
the holocaust never happened (but i wish it did)

>>69161556
soon my dude>>69159950

>>69161547
They gave you your country, have some respect

my university is 20% jewish

how do you wank at uni? never went

>>69161605
They voted against us at the UN. I lost any respect for Britain then.

imagine being 172cm tall

>tfw black hair and brown eyes
who else /bottomofthewhitebarrel/ here?

Ah yes, the Jews.

>>69161610
pull on the end for 5-15 mins

preferably whilst watching videos of naked ladies

>>69161617
lollllllll

>>69161618
black hair isn't bottom of barrel aesthetics wise

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just been upgraded

i'm 187cm and consider myself a manlet

most lads i see are taller than me

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>he's here
>after getting bantered out of his own thread

Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely NEED a qt3.14 Korean gf.

>>69161618
>tfw blonde hair green eyes
/nordic/ master race 2bh

stop talking in centimetres you fucking earthworms

Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely HATE you all and wish you would just FUCKING DIE.

x

You are all nothing but krill and I am the whale

>>69161618
black hair green eyes master race over here

>>69161650
i'm only talking in centimetres because i'm 187cm which is about 6'1.6" and fuck writing that (even though i just did)

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>>69161582
But how many Jews enlisted? How many compared to the general population?

>>69161572
>281,567,985 views

Mother of fuck

>>69161680
just write 6'1 you insecure manlet

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>You are all nothing but krill and I am the whale

>I am the whale

having a margarita

>>69161685
way more than canadians pal

saw in an actual article (by reuters) describing the berlin truck guy "178cm (5'8'')" haha had a laugh at that one

>>69161708
Sincerely doubt it laddo.

>>69161693
but i'm closer to 6'2" than i am to 6'1" and i can't call myself 6'2" because that would be a lie

>>69161616
A slap on the wrist, nothing more.

>>69161708
very offensive
more Canadians served per capita than sissy english bois

shoutout to my eggs

true aesthetics rank:
1. Black hair/blue eyes
2. Black hair/green eyes
3. Black eyes/any colour other than brown
<semi power-gap>
4. Brown hair/blue eyes
5. Blonde hair/blue eyes
6. Brown hair/green eyes
7. Blonde hair/green eyes
8. Blond hair/any other colour other than brown
9. Brown hair/any colour other than brown
POWER GAP
9001. Brown hair/Brown eyes
9002. Black hair/Brown eyes
9003. Blonde hair/Brown eyes
Powergap
90000000000001. Dyed hair colour/any eyes
90000000000000000000000000001. Bald/any colour eyes

who /brownhairblueyes/ here

devising a new 'thod lads

>>69161738
I'm that me

>>69161708
jidf

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>ginger
>brown eyes

>>69161708

>British generals would send Canadian troops on impossible battles just to intimidate the enemy by showing that their numbers and loyalty was endless

>>69161738
i'm brown/brown myself but my mum tells me that i had blue eyes when i was a baby (although i think that's true of all babies)

business idea: get a mind numbing job during the day to pay for alcohol at night so that I never have to think

>>69161733
>Black eyes
awful
a milky brown or some other visible variant is much better than solid black

also a shaved head looks way better than balding, looks more masculine if you can grow your beard out

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>blonde hair green eyes

got a packet of rare 10g amber leaf for christmas

>tfw brown hair green eyes

>>69161733
bit gay

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I have extremely dark brown hair and brown eyes
Siblings have light brown hair and blue eyes
I lost the lottery of the runts

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Brown hair, green eyes
And I could aesthetically heem all of you

>>69161767
maybe they just really hated canadians

as expected it's fucking snowyank giving 190kg attention

>curly brown hair, brown eyes but girls love both
I've had girls fawn over my eyes/eyelashes before

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>dark hair
>dark eyes
im a wog btw

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>>69161791
Maybe they didn't trust sissy brit boys to get shit done.

>>69161791
they used british soldiers like cannon fodder as well

>>69161769
yeah pretty sure that's common. i had near platinum blonde hair until i was 10, then in about 6 months it went to this light brown hahaha

You didn't see Australia and Canada helping in the napoleonic wars

>>69160678
Best post in this thread.

>>69161802
cronulla, cunt. remember the name

Lads isn't it hilarious to think that some people have skin the same colour as poo haha

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You can tell that /brit/ is literally 90% newfags because it was only a year ago threads wold be dead during this time.

2014 /brit/ was max comfy.

>mfw I will never experience it again

Which celebrity death have you enjoyed the most in 2016?

>>69161835
and eyes the same colour as poo ahaha

>>69161832
yeah i was beating up the other wogs :^)

>>69161842
2013 /brit/ was better

>>69161842
It's because loads of Aussies and Leafs have been bullied off their own general so they migrated here and started shitposting.

>>69161842
a year ago the place still had runts like you bitching about it

>>69161861
nobody posts in our general it's so fucking dead

>>69161842
>it was only a year ago threads wold be dead during this time
maybe two or three years

>>69161842
can you pull some threads from the archive to show us how much better it was
>>69161861
i came here because /cum/ is super narrow in scope, and filled with politically illiterate americans that think obama is a socialist