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cara

Considering the ole 'cide

>>69148835
i ran over a cat last week because it would have meant swerving into mud and i'd only gone through the car wash earlier that day

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orange joos

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watching Dune(1984)

the extended edition

it's 3 hours long haha

>>69148825
h-hes fast

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put the animes in the bag

>>69148879
How fast were you going?

>>69148825
XDDDDDDDD LOVE YOU CARALAD UR THE BEST XDDD THIS THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS 2BH XDDDDD SHE'S A FUCKING GODDESS

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>oi you staring at my gf m8?
>I think we should step outside
What do?

might cop some peng much from bossman

>>69148879
You're not supposed to swerve for cats.

slept at my mates house when we were 12, he found a porn video and start wanking in his pants in front of me, one thing led to another and we got horny and gave eachother hand jobs, didn't go further than that but i'd be lying if i said i didnt want it to at the time

>>69148879
This is an automated message to inform you that this post has been IP logged by GCHQ at 21:42:20 on 27/12/16.

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really can't even stomach the idea of breaking up with the gf lads

how do you do it

>>69148906
finger his dad

Doing a repost for visibility and non-meme replies.

Any tech lads in?

Studied history but have the chance to work in digital and tech for the civil service starting on about 30k and going up to 60k after a few years, apparently they'll teach me about websites and things called agile etc.

Is this meme tier computer stuff or is it actually useful? How come they can teach me that and pay me when I studied history?

Pls advise

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>I didn't enjoy rogue one because the characters weren't white males

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>>69148825

what is a good brand for buying casual collared shirts?

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>>69148879
ran over a cat about half a year ago

made a right fucking thud going under my wheel

there was a car behind me though so i didn't think to stop

hope it was alri

>>69148906
melt his face off with makeup remover

enjoyed the last thread

>>69148887
He is Dutchcaralad.

>>69148916
are you gay

>>69148931
Armani

Do you vape?

>>69148931
lacsote

>>69148925
Just told you it's meme tier shit you cunt

agile is a way of working and any mongo can do websites

>>69148919
She did it to me

They genuinely don't care what happens to you after you stop being someone they can admire

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>Do you vape?

>>69148925
looks like a shit bootstrap desu

>>69148956
no

>>69148916
This is an automated message to inform you that this post has been IP logged by GCHQ at 21:44:20 on 27/12/16.

>>69148956
are YOU gay

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>>69148931
sergio georgini

we wuz vikings n shiet

>>69148931
gap

i work for jagex

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>pakis and nigs are great people

howling and screaming at how ill fitting these jackets are on these models

http://www.thebay.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/SearchDisplay?sType=SimpleSearch&top_category=133657&catalogId=10652&facet=ads_f6_ntk_cs:Y&categoryId=133657&storeId=10701&langId=-24&facetLabel=SALE&sre=MHP_BD_HERO1_L3

>>69148902
about 30mph

>>69148914
that's good then

>>69148918
>you

>>69148940
just a cat who really cares

>>69148992
no

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An unbelievable amount of unseen work went into creating this ugly, impractical monstrosity of televisions merged and stacked on a rug.

There's an item of furniture called a "roller" which moves 1x1 furniture from one square to another by rolling it. But rollers (for unspecified reasons) cannot go on rugs. So to do a really complex stack and have it all on a rug was to really show off.

It was a unique feeling to see a stack someone had made and to be completely baffled as to how they'd done it.

i will fucking HEEM EVERY FUCKING SLAG THAT DOES THE "SCOLIOSIS BACK"

ITS A FUCKING PLOY TO MAKE THEIR BUMS LOOK BIGGER

>she says she works in consultancy
>wow I think, she must be pretty successful
>go into next and she's behind the till, her job title is literally 'sales consultant'
dropped.

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>>69148940

>>69148927
Rogue one was fucking bad during the first 60% of the movie and then got good and ended great

>>69149023
nice

>>69148989
Boring gimmick and not funny at all desu.

Hope you don't take this into 2017.

me and the new whip my boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFRyZ08JJok

>>69149008
>The page you are trying to find cannot be found, you will be automatically redirected to the homepage.

>>69148925
WHAT OTHER FUCKING JOB ARE YOU GOING TO GET WITH HISTORY YOU DUMBFUCK

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>People actually smoke weed instead of getting drunk

Fools

ya eedyat ya eedyat don bother try run

my dad works for 4chan

>>69149030
lmao

>shit at all my favourite hobbies

anyone else?

>>69148974
This is true.
No point being sentimental.
Women will shrug you off like a cold.

>>69148988
then why did you want it to continue :thinking:

>>69149054
bossman from...job centre

>>69149051
if you care enough to check go to

thebay.ca

then click the boxing day deals

>>69149061
what hobbies

im pretty good at mine :D

Harry Potter is utter fucking shit. How did this crap become popular?

>>69149004
must be shite

lmao imagine having hobbies

imagine doing anything in your spare time except wanking, drinking and posting on 4chan

>>69149026
use to LOVE habbo

fuck

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I reckon if I didn't have aspergers when I started playing habbo I definitely had it by the time I was done, 10 years out the other side.

>>69149044
thank fucking god he only ruined an automatic non-turbo

just found out im gay lads

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welcome to russia food review

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>Harry Potter is utter fucking shit

Why don't people like Leafs anymore?

>>69148984
>>69148973

Cheers lads, seems strange considering they are offering like 60k after just three years of doing it.

Is there a lot of room for moving around in the tech world with this?

>>69149052
What are you on about? This meme gets so tiring, I already work in quite a good area, but it's just incredibly stressful. All my course mates work in politics, banking, law etc.

I literally have no idea who propagates this meme or why

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>>69149004
why did they hire a literal orc

>>69149112
what was the point of that game?

>>69149136
>anymore

20% of my university is jewish

>>69149112
fuck off was that yours

>>69148931
tesco

>>69149061
git gud

>>69149138
what do you work in then you fucking liar

>>69149067
it's a bitter pill to swallow

Not sure how I can trust women with my emotions again... 3 years down the drain

post your biggest secret

>>69149081
>>69148929
see >>69149027

>>69149136
we dont talk anymore

we dont talk anymore

we dont talk anymore like we used to do

we dont laugh anymore

what was all of it for

we dont talk anymore like we used to do

>>69149180
used to rub boners with a lad at boarding school

>10 years ago
>HABBO RAID LE POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS XDDD
>Now we shitpost about people who act like this

what happened to 4chan

>>69149138
ngl css is barely programming its incredibly basic think most jobs in that field will require you to be good at javascript as well

i don't know how they're offering so much money for that

>>69149180
SECRET

>>69149138
you're not going into the tech world you're going into management where you can talk shit about things you pretend you know about

>>69149180
I'm white

whats some crazy fucked up thoughts you have?

any southend mandem in

>>69149141
that is my gf

>>69149216
good post

cop or nah?

http://www.thebay.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/thebay/brands/mens-shirts/dot-print-dobby-shirt-0600088885755--24

who was the hottest girl in your graduating class?

bella was an absolute killer

>>69149180
I'm horribly depressed.

>>69149180
I have a small willy

>>69149176
Why are you so aggressive? And what does getting it out of a stranger on 4chan do anyway for you?

I work in PR.

>>69149207
Weird, wonder why they pay so much for it, there must be more to it but that's one of the things that stuck out to me.

>>69149136
>anymore

Have they ever been liked? I honestly didn't think you could get a worst poster on /brit/ than the Aussies but the Canucks are.

Particularly that conceited little shit who has to have an opinion an everything and then will keep repeating it in 2-3 threads.

http://i.imgur.com/OeA3VA6.gifv

;_;

>>69149122
This guy is an American who literally went to Syria to fight ISIS. I'd like to see /pol/fags have the balls to try that

>>69149180
shagged my sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIFMX4B2PXo

love this episode

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>>69149187

Cara developing sclerosis back for your pleasure and you demean her. Go back to colonies where you belong.

>>69149244

Southend? Oh you mean Wakefield-on-Sea

I went to the Yale University bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.

But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now read only J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?

It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."

Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>I work in PR.

>>69149249
looks like someone who sniffs a bit of the white stuff off toilet seats tbf

>>69149269
doing a little jelly ngl

>>69149191
really want to do a sex with her

>>69149200
how does something like that even start

>>69149224
ewwwww

>>69149255
katya

Opinion: Cara is objectively more attractive without her tattoos

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>>69149290
>implying i want this butch dyke to do ANYTHING for me

business idea: use tbf instead of desu

>>69149306
Of what? PR or the potential job?

If you're an EU citizen anybody can apply and it's relatively easy too.

>>69149285
how old were you both

just doxxed myself

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>>69149156
It was a sort of virtual chat room. The environment was a virtual hotel with 'rooms' where users could design their own rooms with furniture bought with credits (paid for with real money).

But it wasn't like 10,000 living rooms. People would design games and casinos and all sorts of shit with their rooms. People built palaces, disney worlds, dungeons. It was like a proto-minecraft.

>>69149164
See pic.

>>69149285
Details?

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I like the leafs :3

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>>69149285
Discuss

>>69149294
Quite a good post desu

>>69149303
that's perfect for the club though isn't it

What is your album of 2016 /brit/?

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what did they mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiqkwPJTJko

>>69149294
Did king actually say that? What a muppet, admitting his books are airport stand trash

Cara is average

everyone knows it i know someone who looks like her tbf

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>>69149353

>>69149349
nigelfromthepub

>>69145430
What was your prescription lad and how much did it cost? I have astigmatism in left eye -4.25 and in the right eye it is -4.75 with no astigmatism.

Really need it because I am blind in the shower, hit my cock against the hard metal bit so many times.

>>69149315
we use to listen to music together with a headphone each in his bed just as mates

dont actually recall how the boner rubbing started but it was hot as fuck

loved every second of it

and the spooning

>>69149180
Was raped by two female cousins when I was very young

>>69149284
Western volunteers in the YPG don't do anything

The YPG see them as too precious so they just make them sit back and watch

I would go out with Cara.

>>69149404
wanking to this post

>>69149382
Everyone hyped for Yeezy doing POWER for Trump's inauguration?

>>69149330
>This guy comes up to you at the club and smacks your gf's ass. What do?

>>69149367
it is now you mention it

not too over the top

need a cute russian daughter lads

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481684477468.webm

Whippin' excursion

>>69149349
the games were fun

like fallin' furni

i used to run a pretty successful business hosting that for a short while

>>69149180
I don't have one.

>>69149415
It's not as fun a memory as the memes would have you believe desu
I was only about 7 at the start

>>69149437
Did you scam?

>tfw normal sized dick but it's literally an inch long when flaccid
g-girls know growers are a thing right?

evening lads

had to spend my day in some dead ends of lincolnshire

why the fuck are plain, slim fitting shirts so god damn expensive

fucking $30?

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Got so drunk lastnight I fell through a glass coffee table. It hurt.

posting a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1rdqmWxGU

>>69149180
I think about suicide every single day.

>>69149434
That's not Russian. Turkish, I think.

>>69149402
you sure youre not bent?

>>69149446
are you into femdom now later on in life?

I would go out with Chester :x

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>>69149402
benders must be sent to ABU GHRAIB

>>69149434
ah yes fetal alcohol syndrome

>mfw going to public lobbys and telling people to call and use this special code
>mfw i got gold habbo on both nl and uk habbo

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>>69149448
yeah lol

>>69149180
Let my dog lick peanut butter off my bellend when I was 12 and full of hormones

>>69149136
Trudeau.

>>69149241
imagine being the janny, to volunteer for free, but be utterly powerless

>>69149475
100% sure

only femboys turn me on now

>>69149485
zzzzzz not bent

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>>69149478

>>69149458
>tfw shower not a grower
they're always impressed for the first 30 seconds or so

>>69149476
Yes but not sure if I'd go as far as to blame it on that

>>69149478
>>69149508
cute

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>>69149412
Pretty sure this guy died in combat with them over there.

>>69149493
Good lad

>>69149508
not in a gay way like tho haha

>>69149507
>im not gay but men turn me on

k

>>69149489
>phone scams in public lobbies getting real life 10y/os to buy creds on their parent's phonelines

damn son you go way back as well

>>69149522
looks like a mong

I'm quite attracted to mild FAS and slightly crooked eyes.

What about you lads? Any unconventional things you find attractive on a woman?

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy2H1DscGJE

>>69149349
how did you afford your empire?

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>did the beanbag glitch for infinite coins in club penguin
>my igloo was fucking stacked and all my friends lived in poorfag igloos on the outskirts of detroit(iceberg server)
>mfw

ngl it's fairly gay in here right now

>when mum cooks yorkshires

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482719905965.webm

>>69149543
not men you daft twat

feminine looking men with feminine arses

there's a BIG difference

>>69149544
best feel when sitting in your casino and that CHA CHING sound plays out of nowhere

>>69149434
Nonce

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What's Cheshire like lads? Might live there when I marry the Cheshire gf (pic related)

>>69149542
Why not?

>>69149551
I like thighs more than anything. Not sure why.

>>69149507
>not bent
>rubs his willy on other lads willies

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm <--- me doing a think

(in all seriousness though im glad you had fun doing it haha)

>>69149141
ugly people are beautiful

bigot

>>69149590
ok then maybe

>>69149574

>yorkshires

Oh right you mean "when mum cooks Greater Wakefields"

>>69149594
>women's legs are an "unconventional thing men find attractive in women"
I bet you're the same mong that could only dream of being drunk on a plane.

>>69149588
Whereabouts in Cheshire is she from?

Anyone here live in Wiltshire?

>>69149588
he's a good lad, would befriend him irl

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>>69149390
that deer doesn't properly represent a leaf, this one does

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>>69149574
>tfw you'll never club that while a japanese girl sings a spritely tune

>>69149581
still blokes

which is gaaay

>>69149605
that was the only time i actually got turn't on by an actual lad and i was 13 ffs, was just a phase

was mistaken for a girl once from behind because of my feminine arse

might take a pic for you all xx

>>69149570
this is probably the LEAST gay place in the world

>>69149633
Well I bet most men like arse and titties more than thighs

>>69149662
aha is that because you're all straight which means it can't be gay

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>>69149564
I never really bought credits myself. People used to host games in their rooms and some of these games were legit and would pay out if you won.

The one in the pic is a game room of my own. 'Steal the ice cream' it was called. A player would sit on the left, 2 guards on the far right near the drinks machines. The stealer would need to get a drink and get back without being trapped between the two guards sitting on chairs.

And if you won X amount of times you got paid. Stuff like that could get you a reasonable amount if you were good. Most fortunes were made in casinos though.

>>69149654
i dont think i could do anything bent with them irl though

just their pics turn me on a bit

>>69149661
pics

>>69149551
Crooked or misshapen noses

Love me a good odd shaped nose,

>>69149664
>He actually is that one mong who could only dream of being drunk on a plane

howling

at the airport catching my flight to zante and some mong got kicked off for being drunk

>>69149646
Literally me

Odds vidya
Evens wank
Zero make my own decisions in life

>>69149634
good question

>>69149693
>zante
alri deano

>>69149680
i remember that game

do you remember the mazes?

they were fun

post more game screenshots lad

this is hitting me in a comfy nostalgic spot

>>69149693
>I actually triggered him again into trying to play along with the joke that everyone's using the mock and deride him
LMAO

>>69149574
NEED a seal gf

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>>69149691
You can do that?

anon from the /brit/ but it ain't /britfeel/

>>69149678
it's not gay to ironically be gay

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Going down the chinky's - what do you want lads?

>>69149660
the real crime here is that you went to boarding school

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alright lads

how was your day

>>69149741
egg roll and cornetto

>>69149741
ask them if they want to buy some of my iron ore

Remember that guy who used to post pictures of himself wearing jeggings on here?

>>69149741
prawn crackers

imagine pretending you shagged your sister, on the internet

utter pond life

Remember when we were kids and we were told to never use our name online or post pictures of yourself. What happened to that haha

lets all go to britfeel for a second and offer and some sympathy to our autistic countrymen :3

>>>/r9k/33678986

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>>69149654
even mike pence likes a little femboi bp

went to prague by myself when i was 18 and was horny so i went to a strip club
fucking shit myself when i realised i had just walked into a straight up brothel, left immediately

remember that guy who said he brings his own pint glasses to house parties on here?

>>69149773
that was me

Non whites:

>Mother Theresa
>Pele
>Sachin Tendulkar
>Usain bolt
>Jesus
>Einstein
>Nelson Mandela
>The IRA

Whites:

>Hitler
>Stalin
>Slave owners
>Ian Smith

>>69149746
cost 3 grand a term

what a waste haha

>>69149773
no but i remember your pics from that time you posted them in the 'sync

>fit 16 year old (who looks older than she is, not a nonce) was the first to like my latest 'gram post
hmmm

>>69149781
I still don't

Have got about 15-20 burner e-mails under fake names I use whenever I sign up for anything

>>69149794
>by yourself

>>69149801
cba but consider yourself hatposted

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>>69149812
>no but i remember your pics from that time you posted them in the 'sync

>>69149801
ian did nothing wrong

>>69149741
'netto

>>69149812
I don't remember doing that

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https://youtu.be/LbacTkWadSU

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>>69149720
Yeah the original mazes where you had to go one space at a time and there was a bunch of furni blocking where you had to click.

10g of amber leaf, beef in black bean and a pancake roll

>>69149849
you were probably drunk then

>>69149821
pics (you or the girl)

>>69149786
Hope my bait was subtle enough

mass (you) in the spirit of the holidays

>>69148906
run opposite direction
>>69148925
cant help sorry
>>69148931
no idea, only wear a collared shirt if i have to
>>69148960
no
>>69149061
i am quite good at baking
>>69149094
shut up
>>69149136
never did
>>69149239
i am a pure man of the Lord, anon
>>69149249
nah
>>69149255
sophia
>>69149377
havent listened to music since 2014
>>69149465
get a job and stop stealing my (you)s
>>69149551
silky smooth armpits
>>69149635
no
>>69149741
not giving you my order
>>69149751
pure ass
>>69149773
yes i do
>>69149781
haha yeah

british culture

>>69149864
it was me pretending to be chester

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There were also sky mazes where you had to walk along the mats without falling.

Did you know Greenland is full of ice and Iceland is full of green?

>>69149801
>Stalin the upjumped Georgian peasant
>white
ummm no hun((:

>>69149853
yes

HNNNNNNG

post more game room screen shots

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>>69149851
haha
what's going on haha

>when she calls herself a sales consultant when the correct job title is retail advisor/store assistant

What's the best ad blocker to use for Firefox? Ideally not one that uses so much memory.

>>69149895
your head will be full of my foot in a minute m8

>>69149887
no cos it was on chesh's account

FRAUD

>>69144474
creased me up

what should i drink on this flight to zante lads?

think a little bubbly will do me in

>>69149926
yeh i hacked it ages ago

>>69149851
howling

>>69149801
Mother Teresa was not a good person

>>69149917
ublock origin lad

>>69149895

and your mums full of willy

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>>69149685
anon will you be my bf

>>69149739
that is the motto me and the so-called lads live by haha x

>>69149955
what is happening

>>69149851
where did you find this

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>>69149917
>Firefox

>>69149948
why are you going to zante dickhead

go to cancun like all the other north americans

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just renewed my apple music subcription lads

get $4.99/month rather than $9.99/month cause im a student

>>69149980
>>69149955
you've got a lot to say about that video

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HAS HE LOCKED THEM IN A FUCKING BURNING ROOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W80tmfVcQCo

why do i see so many lads these days doing the following;

wearing bracelets
carrying handbags
wearing tights

>>69149971
Saved
Got a name?

>>69149960
>Why yes I do think Christopher hitchens is a reliable source

Ahh yes bet the Iraq war was a good idea too because >muh fascism

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>>69149865

>>69150047
don't happen to have any pictures for research?

getting my reddit flagger votes for the year out of the way now:

most interesting: England

funniest: Leicestershire

cutest: Merseyside

janny award: Devon

normie award: Essex

all rounder award: Cheshire

>>69150021
it's £4.99 a month for students here baka

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Falling furni open right this second.

>>69150063
patrick, you?

>when she calls herself a biomedical scientist when her correct role is toothpaste flavour tester

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evening lads

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

might buy a motorbike

>>69150078
i'm not a normie

>>69150085
is it still as fun

guessing it's probably not

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>mfw part of the habbo army

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found out where you live teeha

>>69150071
nice you look good there

>>69150045
10/10 game

>>69148825
post the so-called fanny pic

>>69150088
Would deck you in under a second if I ever saw you in real life

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>Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
>Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

>>69149993
>he's never been on a flight to zante with the lads

I dinnae ken whit ye mean

>>69150047
i have a necklace and a red headband with the shahadah on it :^)

(dont wear em tho)

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

>streaming music

don't get this normie meme tb h

>>69150045
20 hours just trying to get 18/00

>>69150132
not getting myself banned tyvm

>>69150077
no

but im talking like normal lads not gaylords

like they always wear tights under their footie shorts coming out the gym

or carry nike handbags that go over the shoulder

all seems very bent to me

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>>69150021
>Paying for music

>>69150078
im not from plymouth

>>69150021
>t. mactoddler

>>69150135
miss the old simpsons

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>>69150150

>donwloading music

creasing

>>69149851
really nostalgic

Jack i know thats you posting stuff on here about me i will fucking see u at school fucking dick!!

probably download on average one ep/lp a day from the 'seek

>>69150156
they're too dumb or scared to pirate and dont care about spending the money

>>69150106
>Licks 30,000 stamps

Ahh yes

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

>>69150121
doubt it, he's just an autist that can't grow up and get past his habbo phase

>>69150121
Everyone on the game is either 12 or in their 20s. The game as a whole, habbo I mean, is way way way over the hill.

In ~2007 the UK hotel pulled 12,000 users a night on a weekday. Nowadays all the english speaking hotels are all merged together and get like 3,000 users at the absolute peak time on the best day. The game is absolutely dead as fuck. It's a ghost town.