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cara

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morning

>>69146667
is this in southern spain?

I think I've been there lol

does she become a force ghost now

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The wife lads, r8

>>69146649
THIS 2BH XDDD SHE'S BEAUTIFUL XDDD BASED CARALAD LOVE U DUDE XDDD

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Just about to put on a quick snack

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can barney win it all lads?

hope so

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>Swansea City have sacked Bob Bradley after only 85 days in charge of the Premier League club.

roaring

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>reply to an anon
>they don't reply back
Don't bother talking to me unless you're contributing to the thread.

cause it hurts my feelings :(

>>69146649
love u dude x

clean brexit when

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>>69146649

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

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>>69146764

>>69146722
uni of east anglia innit

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>poetry

>>69146772
Haha yeah try being a yank with a punk ass yank flag

>>69146840
At least you're not Canadian haha.

got a brand new gaming pc aswell but now i've had cocaine and 9/10 prostitutes it's all i can think about even posting here is fucking bullshit

>>69146642
justus christ

>>69146840
>Ass
FOY

>>69146859
enjoy your early grave

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new creps

>>69146901
will do thanks

>>69146859
>9/10 prostitutes
there are more than ten prostitutes on earth la haha x

>>69146837
With those trees? Aye right

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right lads

Brushing my teeth

Don't expect you lot to know what I am talking about

nicole kidman was a fox in the late 1990s

>those madmen who weave between lanes on the motorway because the cars going 90 in the outside lane are too slow for them

What the fuck are they even thinking.

https://youtu.be/21LhubI17cY

new afghan dan

>>69146859
ive had cocaine a few times when im out with the lads and i mean its alright but i cant understand how some of you swear by it

sort it mate

>>69146962
literally haven't brushed my teeth in 5 days
can smell my own breath when i breathe out

Did someone say Wakefield?

https://youtu.be/zQS8Nkm47qo

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>>69146997
>5 days
going on 3 weeks here, get on my level

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Why do girls do the "scoliosis back" in every picture?

Looks a bit grim if im honest
>pic unrelated

>>69146901
i'd rather live 1 month of hot sex and drugs parties than a lifetime of sat around doing fuck all

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>>69146649

>>69146642
>Gazza is not even 50 yet.

Fucking hell

>>69146975
>What the fuck are they even thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

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me and the lads

>tfw 6'5" and built like a Canadian moose

Would literally heem anyone in this thread with utmost ease. Watch yourself

So lads what do I use to fill the gaping hole in my life that my gf created by leaving me?

brush twice a day, floss after lunch

>>69146984
most cocaine is shit-tier: heavily cut, or speed cut with benzocaine and the like.

Spend £100/gram on the dark-net (more from dealers) and then see what you think. Still it's not life-changing, but the stuff you had was probably shite.

>>69147025
love the one from this set when you can see her bush desu

>>69147046
a dildo, assuming it's the hole your ex's strapon made

>>69147025
The one with her minge is particularly exhilarating.

>>69147035
CHUCKLING

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Lads I always thought Keanu Reeves was Ferris Bueller now I'm learning it's Matthew Broderick

What the fuck?

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The Accountant was alright. Worth a watch if you're on the fence.

>>69147050
did she get happy slapped for bein racis

>>69147095

Mandela Effect

>>69147095
seeing how you're on /brit/ and also have difficulty recognizing and distinguishing faces, you might be severely autistic

>>69147025
post fanny cara NOW

>>69147113
I thought it was fucking terrible.

>>69147081
Can't even bring myself to wank

Feel like absolute shit just want her back x

>>69147113
it was a mess after a decent set up I thought

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Interesting, very interesting

>>69147140
Lmfao do one Borat

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>>69147140
zee greatest country in the world :3

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>Embarrassing things you once thought:

1.I had a friend on xbox live growing up who said he was from estonia, i didn't believe him because i thought estonia was in africa.

2.I believed until very recently that there was a bridge between Australia and New Zealand


YOUR TURN :)xx

Waiting in the cold car for mum

How do so many non whites even afford to live in London?

>>69147015
it makes their arse look bigger and rounder

>>69147201
you sound quite stupid.

>>69147201
i though the past was actually in black adn white when i was a little kid

How do you successfully quit 4chan?

This place sucks up so much of my time and I feel like I would be far more productive if I could stop coming here

>>69147220
they all live in the same flat

Cara is one of the only birds who can pull off that weird looking nose (imo, feel free to disagree)

>>69147174
Yeah the first half was definitely stronger and there was a lot of heavy exposition and convenient coincidences in the end but it was solid.

>>69147152
It was better than most action movies these days.

>>69147220
3 families in a terrace

>>69147220
they live in mass-occupancy residences

>>69147238
dont have to be rude
>>69147239
it makes sense honestly

>>69146642
Oh man...fucking alcohol

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>>69147080
>>69147082
>>69147147
can't see anything anyway, not worth a three day ban

Business idea: eliminate all polish immigrants and throw their corpses into the english channel.

>>69147140
how sick are you of borat jokes? does it anger you?

Ban people for posting Cara

yes or no?

>live in london
>Drink hard water for my entire life
>have leftist viewpoints because my pineal gland has literally been calcified

it all makes sense now...

>>69147201
I dunno, I guess I believed all sorts of stupid shit when I was a little kid.

Can't remember any of it now though.

>>69147258
Well that might be true. What was that one with Keanu? That's the only good one I've seen recently.

>>69147241
Find something more entertaining or worthy of your time? What else? It's not complicated.

This is my first time on 4chan in 2 months since I started Uni. Been studying like a chink.

>>69147297
kek

>>69147201
Used to be scared to swallow apple seeds, thought I'd die with an apple tree growing inside me.

>>69146966
you make it sound like she's not a fox now

>>69147312
No.

Ban people for complaining about Caraposting?

Y/N?

>last day off from work tomorrow
>working Hogmanay as well

need releasing from this mortal coil

>>69147299
*signs a blank cheque*

>>69147241
>productive

Don't fall for that meme.

>>69147299
*fumbles around for some spare change*

>>69147241
legit just do other stuff. when I get busy, I come here maybe once or twice a week. I'm currently cutting back on video games and this to read and study more though. hoping to quit 4chan entirely by 2018

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career-focused gf

>>69147220

20 pakis all live in one house.

>>69147340
Just smoke some cigarettes. The smoke suffocates the bacteria in your stomach.

>>69147354
No.

Ban people for complaining about people complaining about Caraposting?

yes or no?

>>69147320
>be northerner
>drink flouridated water
>get brain damage

ah yes

>>69147321
John Wick

>Hogmanay

you can't make this shit up

cara strikes me as the kind of woman who doesn't have the greatest hygiene because its feminist or some shit and will freely rancid farts in your presence.

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>£800 room in a flatshare

the utter STATE

>>69147383
>just do other stuff bro

>>69147297
bet her fanny stinks of skips

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>>69146957
She's a big guy

>>69147358

>tfw off until the 5th

Enjoy tomorrow :)

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>>69147420

>another general of rampant shitposting and (You) fishing

*audible sigh*

*walks back to r9k /britfeel/*

>>69147385
>starts off career focused and idealistic
>film ends with her literally forgoing all her morals and principles and realising that they mean absolutely nothing

jej

>>69147383
best is to select a few boards, browse them once a day, read the good threads and leave it.

Generals like this suck up time because they're constantly moving, so you feel compelled to check them often, and you might aswell just stay here then

>hoping to quit 4chan entirely by 2018

>>69147042
>built like a Canadian moose

Shit I bet you'd fuck a car up right good if someone ran you down. Those fuckers will rip the roof right open.

>>69147446
as if you know what skips smell like mate

lads how is the level of people when you hover your mouse over them worked out in Runescape?
Is it your HP level?

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>>69147423
That was it, I liked that one.

>>69147446
Skips?

>>69147487
hoping to have quit life by then 2bh

>>69147349
her forehead seems to widen with age

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>araca

on some sugar puff business

>only playing runescape now

stupid runt

2007 has gone and passed

>>69147434
yeah.

get a job, get some friends and endeavour to get out of the house. alternatively, read a book, go for a walk, get a hobby, learn a language, play chess, study, go to the gym. fucks sake, need any more spoon feeding?

>>69147526
:O

>>69147495
yes mate that's it

haven't had white Fanny in years

Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester—
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

>>69147495
combat level, its worked out from melee, ranged and magic skills but i have no idea how, haven't played it since i was a kiddy

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Georgey done good

how many more celebrities will be taken this year?

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>>69147551
just being dramatic hehe

>>69147508
Sequel soon, trailer is out and looks aesthetic. Might be another Keanukino.

>>69147540
Pineal gland status: Imploded

>>69147570
>>69147556
not liking these mixed messages here :<

want to vanish

>>69147544
this, what's the point in playing it now, you'll never enjoy it as much as you used to and you'll quit once you realise it's just clicking for hundreds of hours

>>69147585
Nice, I haven't seen the trailer yet.

Moving to london is proven to permanently seal your third eye

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>>69147566
>

>>69147575
had the pleasure of meeting George Michael at a charity do once
he was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny

>>69147486
hate regular 4chan desu. I basically just post in /brit/ and occasionally on /fit/. I will be at a deficit in terms of news though, 4chan is surprisingly good for building knowledge of news, affairs and knowledge in general

>>69147575
>>69147644
Let's not forget he was a bender that died of AIDS.

>>69147575
>George Michael was actually the banker on Deal or No Deal all these years

kept that one quiet

>>69147647
>getting your knowledge out of 4chan
SCREAMING

i might actually kill myself

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I remember looking at my Runescape total playtime and it was something like 2 years of solid gameplay over 10 years

Always haunted by the thought of what I could have achieved in that time

>>69147615
google it then kiddo

>>69147592
not to mention your girls been texting
asked me colour boxers I'm flexing
started sexting
said she wants to come mine for a night of stretching

>>69147695
if you enjoyed the time you spent on it, it wasn't wasted

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i take screenshots of pretty girls in fillems then i save them in a folder

any questions?

>>69147677
it's unreal for learning about events and history. if you aren't an absolute mong and take everything with a fistful of salt, and avoid the opinions and subjective spins of stories then it's fine.

>>69147679
Why

furthest I ever got in Runescape was like full rune and a few rune weapons

the amount of time i spent mining...smdh

>-4 degrees
>fog
>frost

Why couldn't it have been like this at Christmas? Why was it about 15 degrees and blazing sunshine FOR ONE DAY ONLY?

and people say god isn't real

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>>69147241
Legit just close your 4chan tab, delete from bookmarks and history, just walk away from it and never come back, block it on your computer and throw away the key if you have to, or you'll be here forever.

>>69147722
open a book f4m
everything you can read on 4chan is going to be shallow

Best app for 4chan on android? Or just use the browser?

just bounties and snickers left in the tub lads
time to throw it in the bin

>>69147778
giz the bounties you massive pleb

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>played runescape for almost 15 years
>been on 4chan for almost 10

the internet was a mistake

>>69147736
>friend says he'll pay me 100k for 1000 iron bars
>25% chance
>get them
>lol jk
It was an ok way to make shit money though

>>69147760
You can do both.

>>69147695
Imagine if you could see your 4chan time.

I always wonder how many posts I've made, must be like 200k by now.

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>>69147193

Kazakh schoolgirls.

did loads of cocaine and tried to shag hookers with my limp willy the other day lads

ATOL protected

are pictures loading really slowly for anyone else

hmmmmmmmmmmm <------ me doing a think


NOT happy about this

>>69147831
ummmm try again sweetie x

>>69147765
I've always hated every single app

gucci mane i might pour a 4 and a 4 and another 4
four on four on 24

Not through the light of God, and the way I show you
I show you to see it through the light of God
And the understanding of God
Because when you see the face of God, you will die
And there will be nothing left of you
Except the God-man, the God-woman
The heavenly man, the heavenly woman
The heavenly child

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lel

Went Habbo (6 months) -> Runescape (1 year) -> WoW (3 years) -> TF2/BF2/RO2 (1yr) -> League (1yr) then quit vidya 2 years ago

WoW was the peak though lads. Was best holy pala on my server :))

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why isn't internet addiction a real concern?

it's even affected normies with their faces glued to normiebook on their smartphones, even using them while eating or with friends

>>69147830
spectacular post

posts like these is why I come to /brit/

Have your parents have walked in on you wanking?

>>69147760
I do both m8. 4chan just gives me some events and things I'd have never heard of otherwise and then I can look them up and read about them. when I say I learn from here, I mean I get the event or whatever and an outline then I'll read more about it out of curiosity.

/Brit/ posting as a yank is like being in an abusive relationship, you just can't quit
Once you finally have had enough you get that sweet sweet (You) and the motivation comes back to post again

heir of carthage

>>69147907
no

we had a thing in our house called "knocking"
and then we had another thing called "waiting"

it's very polite and efficient

>>69147907
yea

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>>69147894
indeed

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>work at 4 in the morning
>sat here drinking pina coladas and wanking

am I, dare I say it, a bad employee?

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The dog

>>69147907
had a close call, a picture of jennifer annistons foot was still on my screen though, dad commented on it smdh.

Was unfortunate because it was a one off, not particularly into feet haha

>>69147929
That guy is a real ponce.

>>69147893
keeps us off the streets

gubberment can see what we are up to...keep an eye on us

Think about it

>>69147907
no they tend to stop before they enter my room

>>69147963
youre a ponce

>>69147932
cringe family

>>69147907
nah but had some very close calls

that said my room probbaly smells like cum and i dont even notice

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>>69147949

>>69147965
i think an internet addict is probably the least of the gubmints concerns desu

>>69147907
No but my brother wierdly tried to catch me out when i was younger, sneaking up the stairs and bursting into my room.

>>69147695
I played Habbo Hotel daily from 2004 to 2014.

Worst part is that I didn't even play it for the social / community aspect so even though I spent 5 hours minimum on a psuedo chat room website, my social skills didn't benefit at all.

My focus was on the mechanics of the game. On habbo there is virtual furniture which you fill your virtual rooms with. This furniture followed strict rules but the rules were all backend, hidden on some Finnish server somewhere. By rules I mean shit like:

>a piece of 'table' furniture will allow other pieces of furniture to be placed on it
>a piece of 'chair' furniture will allow a user to sit on it but not for anything to be placed on it

Anyway if you knew these rules you could do weird shit like put a chair inside another chair which impressed people. Stuff which the developers didn't intend to happen but which you could make happen if you reverse-engineered enough of the rules and knew how to combine them. Learning how to put a sofa on top of another sofa was hot shit. Uncovering a new glitch was like heroin to my autistic mind.

No one will ever know the depths of my autism.

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>knock on the door
>wait half a second
>enter anyway

why the FUCK do people do this

>>69148013
maybe he wanted an excuse to suck your willy

>>69147985
What are you gonna do about it.

The SHEER amount of ponces ITT, oh my days.

>>69147962
what did he say

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did you cop anything in the sales lads?

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>>69148008
did it ever get a S2?

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the so called ""gf""

>>69147907
Yeah.
My dad walked in to wake me up while I was naked jacking it. He stopped looked at me and asked why I'm smiling, I looked down and back st him, he looked down and backed out of the room

>>69148036
shag you up your ponce arse

What does ITT mean?

I have been studying how I may compare
This prison where I live unto the world:
And for because the world is populous
And here is not a creature but myself,
I cannot do it; yet I'll hammer it out.
My brain I'll prove the female to my soul,
My soul the father; and these two beget
A generation of still-breeding thoughts,
And these same thoughts people this little world,
In humours like the people of this world,
For no thought is contented. The better sort,
As thoughts of things divine, are intermix'd
With scruples and do set the word itself
Against the word:

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>He didn't experience WoW at it's peak

>>69148063
that's a really nice gf

>>69147907
My sister has more than once baka

>>69148041
made a joke about foot fetishists can't remember it, he's a top lad desu

>>69147920
f-fuck off yank heheh

>>69148019
so you spent a decade stacking furniture?

roaring

I've walked in on my sister fingering herself/using a dildo/vibrator hundreds of times

never helped that we used to share the same room

>game title using y*nk english
NOT a fan

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>>69148058
yeah
never finished it though so i'm rewatching the entire series now

>>69147907
was watching porn one day and i didnt realize my mom was home haha video was on full blast then i came downstairs and she was making chicken trying not to laugh at me

cuck!!!

>>69148093
hot

>>69148009
>people on the internet aren't a concern

xD

You're cute.

>>69148019
you were one of those mugs with pyramids of HC sofas and dark walls

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grime worldwide

>>69148119
P-post sister

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>>69148063
very well

had an idea for a belter of a post about 8 hours ago but I'll be buggered if I can remember what it is now

hmm

>>69148021
To give you half a second to put your nob away

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>>69148113

>>69148091
erm sweetie, that image isn't from TBC-era WoW ;) x

>>69148119
>sharing a room with your sister

Can't even imagine this level of poverty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NINOxRxze9k

>>69148119
very nice
tell us more

>>69147907
My cousin walked in on me once but I managed to pull my trousers most of the way up before I was actually visible to them and then buried my bare arse into the seat of my chair to hide any and all exposed skin. They sat and talked to me for at least 45 minutes, so I don't think they noticed.

>>69148119
see
>>69148143

>>69148146
NOV mentioned

>>69148063
would sock my dog for a sweater gf

>>69148137
If you're Mom was 'making chicken', I want to know what she was up to!!! lmao

>>69148119
Did you ever fuck?
has she walked in on you wanking before?

>>69148184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUeo5sagkA

used to keep an electric toothbrush under my pillow and turned it on under the covers when my brother was coming in so he thought I was wanking haha it was great bants

little did he know I fingered myself when he was asleep

>novelist
>literally hasnt even written one novel

hmmm

know a major autist Australian that still plays habbo now

goes by the name of Glenn aka Quaresma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21LhubI17cY

YOOOOOO ARDDDDD

>>69148063
You will never feel a nice pair of chebs through a fluffy sweater

>>69148210
you obviously don't have a sister. the thought of fucking my sister is absolutely disgusting.

Anybody up for a game of falling furni? NO SCAM RUBBER DUCKY ENTRANCE FEE

*uses my secondary account in another window to win all the prizes*

>>69148233
L i s b o n

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>students

>>69148230
Love it.
French lads are chiller though

>>69148247
I'm still working on a semi-autobiographical novel

>>69148210
>>69148185
>>69148150
no

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>>69148113
>so you spent a decade stacking furniture?

Literally mate. You have no idea how much I could go on about the mechanics of stacking habbo furniture era 2004 onward. I am probably more knowledgeable about this specific topic than anything else in my entire life.

>>69148145
No you're talking about trade rooms (where HC pyramids were common). I could go into the details of why a pyramid of HC sofas isn't the same as stacking but won't.

didn't know who carrie fisher was until about a week ago

>>69148199
she was 45-46 at the time

>>69148260
cos your sister is rank

>>69148233
asl bb?xx

need a sassy brown gf

*twats hill giants over and over for 50 hours to gain one imaginary level*

ah yes very healthy childhood

>>69148174
Vanilla + TBC is the peak

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retiring this image until next christmas

Caught my brother wanking once and he had a bigger cock than me. Still annoyed about it desu.

>>69148146
>Perth the only show in aus

Screeching at this disrespect

>>69148195
N-O-vdvdvdd

>>69148305
no it's because normal people aren't attracted to their family members. maybe in your shitty inbred part of town it has been done for generations and is ok though

>>69148292
I want to see more images of your stacked furniture.

>>69148292
I used to run one of those furni drop games or something

>>69148279
>not riding the student gravy train until you build up the courage to kill yourself

Mate.. what are you even doing

>>69148279
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

err siblings do not have sex with each other outside of the internet lads, sorry to disappoint

>>69148260
Have a sister and would still fuck her if given the chance
>>69148341
Pretty sure there are more brits in Perth than anywhere else so I'd guess thats why

We haven't yet fallen to the level of enjoying things like grime

>tfw can't look back at my screenshots from 2007-2009 WoW

Just end it now.

>>69148334
did you take a pic?

alcohol makes me happy

>>69148388
alri tasmania

>>69148375
I've had sex with my sister once before, we don't talk much now though so it's pretty much ruined my relationship with her

>>69148292
did you stop playing completely after 2014?
I went through a renaissance habbo period playing all day 2014-2015

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Wait...Alan Rickman is fucking dead?

My friend was the son of our schools principal and they got thishuge stack of prepaid SIM cards to give to students. His mom gave it to us instead and we used it all on Habbo. We were literal millionaires in that game

>>69148422
yah, for a while now

>>69148388
That's my point he's flying across the world to play a show for Brit and South African transplants not actual aussies

>>69148400
No

Trying to remember what I did as a kid, used to just hang around the estate playing football by some garages mostly I think.

>none of your family members are attractive enough for you to even consider incest

ah yes

>>69148422
>>69148437
wat

>>69148388
>We haven't yet fallen to the level of enjoying things like grime
half the grime scene have done shows in Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane

>>69148444
k

>>69148334
how old was he at the time

need a gyal to whine pon mi cocky

is anyone else not loading images? (thumbnails still fine)

>>69148478
yeah they're a bit dodgy for me today today lad

>>69148410
PLEASE more info

>>69148424
good post

>>69148478

Silence subhuman

>>69148448
hung around in parks drinking lambrini and fingering slags whilst listening to tinchy styder

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>I've had sex with my sister

t. hasn't had sex with his sister

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja1j7xWpB3w&t=617s
>showed this video to my friend who didn't play wow
>I thought he'd think it was cool
>he just gave me a weird look

>>69148474
About 14

>>69148456
He died in January you fucking idiot. He was the starting gun on 2016's massacre

>he didn't solo-heal kara with the guild's top boiz at 2am on a Saturday

laughing_patrician_whores.exe

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doing a guard

>>69148230
quality

use to dry hump my nans carers daughter when i was 8, she was 12

we'd have sleep overs and she'd say we're having sex now and she'd sit on top of me while we were both naked and dry dump me

mmmm

all people from chester should be killed

Does Australia even have a national rail service? In Canada you can take the train to the middle of nowhere like Churchill, MB

>>69148448
Me and my mates would throw glass bottles on the road as a car was driving up the street until some fat bloke called the police
>>69148466
Done shows here doesn't mean they are popular, I'd still wager most people attending were british

>>69148520
your friend sounds like a wanker

>>69148536
they're both munters

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>>69148536

>>69148536
1,wank,2

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>>69148548
t.

>>69148532
what class?

@541
Hello, GCHQ? Yeah, got something you might be interested in here.

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>there are people ITT who haven't had sex with a family member

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fun fact: you grew up surrounded by asbestos

>>69148536
someone hook them up with chinlad

>>69148525
wait who else has died, i know about george michael

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>>69148536
what did she mean by this

>>69148593
ah right that explains the third cock I grew

>>69148579
mained Holy Pala for my entire WoW career my g

alts: Enh shammy & Prot warrior

>>69148541
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